S C E N E O N E
|-x-| The scene opens up in Manchester, England. The reporter for the Daily Globe, Gregory Helms, is seen walking down the streets. He spots a teenage girl wearing a GWF Divas t-shirt. He walks over and asks her a few questions. |-x-|
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Excuse me, but I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about GWF and the upcoming pay-per-view here in Manchester.”
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “Yeah, that would be fantastic. I love the GWF and I already got tickets for Insurrextion. But you seem peculiar... are you in the GWF?”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “No, ma’am. However, I am very good friends with numerous GWF talent, specifically the Hurricane and his sidekick, Rosey.”
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “Oh. Well, go on then.”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “First of all, there will be a Fatal Fourway match at Insurrextion and the winner becomes the #1 Contender for the Cruiserweight title.”
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “That sounds fantastic. I really like the GWF’s Cruiserweight division. You never know what kind of move they will pull off next... whether it be speedy, technical, powerful, or even a submission. I love seeing them fly off the turnbuckle, crashing down onto their opponents. It really gets my adrenaline going.”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Same here. Anyway, what do you think about the Hurricane’s odds in this match?”
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “The Hurricane is a tremendous athlete and he has a lot of heart and soul. He always tries his best, even if he doesn’t stand a chance in the world. The Hurricane is one of the few men left in the GWF that actually stand up for what’s right. He stands up for the little man and makes sure everyone is treated equally and fairly. The Hurricane provides justice for all those in need. I truly feel the Hurricane will accomplish great things in the future of the GWF. He is slowly climbing up the rankings and soon he may even be a contender for the World Heavyweight title!”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “So you believe in the Hurricane’s powers?”
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “I sure do, Greg. Is it OK for me to call you Greg?”
|-x-| Gregory nods yes. |-x-|
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “That is fine.”
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “Alright. I definitely believe in the Hurricane’s powers. I know many people make fun of him, but they’re lucky the GWF has a superhero to protect it from the evil like Apocalypse. The world is slowly becoming overrun with crime. Violence and sex litters the streets... who will stop this if there is no Hurricane?! The Hurricane is the only hope the world has left. He can stop it from being overrun with filth. He can purify the world, starting with the GWF. I am confident that the Hurricane will make the GWF, and ultimately the world, a much safer and all around better place.”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “So you obviously think that the Hurricane will pull away with the victory at Insurrextion?”
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “No... I want Johnny Nitro to. He’s so hot and sexy.”
|-x-| Gregory’s mouth drops open in shock. |-x-|
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “I mean, sure he is awfully full of himself... but you need to be confident nowadays. You need to believe in yourself in order to succeed, Gregory. Johnny is young and full of an incredible amount of talent. There’s no way he will lose this one, Greg. So my pick is the ‘Red Hot’ hottie, Johnny Nitro!”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Oh, please! The Hurricane could whoop him any day of the week!”
| ‘Future Diva’ Danielle | “What?!”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Oops... I mean, the Hurricane will definitely put up a good fight against Johnny Nitro... yeah, that’s what I meant.”
|-x-| Gregory nervously walks away... |-x-|
S C E N E T W O
|-x-| A little while later, Gregory is still wandering the streets talking to many people about the Fatal Four-way match at Insurrextion. Suddenly, somebody taps Gregory on the shoulder. Gregory spins around to find Coach standing behind him, smirking. |-x-|
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Hey, Hurri... oops, I mean ‘Gregory’. It’s so nice to see you.”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Coach, I realize that for some odd reason you believe that the Hurricane and I are one in the same, but I assure you, that is not the case. Matter of fact, I got an interview with the Hurricane in a few hours.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Oh yeah? I’d like to see that happen.”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “You really think I am the Hurricane?! WHASSUP WIT... excuse me... what is up with that?”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Oh, please... I was not born yesterday, Gregory.”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Mr. Coachman, I don’t know where you are getting this rubbish from. But I assure you, I am in no way related to the superhero known as the Hurricane. He is just a very close friend, that’s all.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “You have friends?!”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Of course! I am the best interviewer around!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “You don’t have any friends.”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Me? I am not the one without friends... you are. I mean just think about it... who is the one who walks around all day looking for interviews? The answer to that riddle is a man with no life and no friends!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “What are you talking about? I have plenty of friends... people line up by the dozens just to get a glimpse of me. Each and every one of the Coach’s peeps are his friends. But let’s get this straight... who’s interviewing who here?”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “I’m interviewing you... BEE...”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Aha! You were about to say “BEEOTCH”... which is a signature quote from the Hurricane. Therefore you too are the same person!”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “I am sorry, Mr. Coachman, but you are terribly mistaken. If you did not interrupt me, you would have found out that I was going to say ‘I’m interviewing you... be on your best behavior.’ That’s what I was going to say.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “You were not... wait a minute! Why am I wasting my time here with you? Where’s Randy Orton or Chris Jericho?”
| ‘Daily Globe Reporter’ Gregory Helms | “Orton’s over there!”
|-x-| Gregory points behind Coach as Coach turns around and looks. Coach is discouraged when he does not see Randy Orton. He turns back to Gregory, but Gregory no long stands there. Instead, the Hurricane has filled in for Gregory. |-x-|
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Huh? How did you change your clothes so fast?!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Change my clothes? I assure you, Citizen Coachman, that I have been wearing my Hurri-Costume all day today.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Yeah, whatever. Anyway, what do you think about your match at Insurrextion?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “It is without a doubt an incredible opportunity for all four men in this match. We all have a chance for a shot at the Cruiserweight Championship. We all obviously want this shot, but only one man will be able to get it. And that one man will have to beat the other three at Insurrextion. Citizen Coachman, believe when I say that the Hurricane will be the new #1 Contender for the Cruiserweight title when Insurrextion is all said and done. I realize it will not be easy, but whoever said fighting crime was easy? My whole life I have been fighting against the odds. They told me that I would never even make it to the WWE... but I made it. Then they told me I wouldn’t make it to the GWF... but I made it. My whole life, people have judged me on my size and I’m here to tell the world that size isn’t everything. If you truly want something, you will accomplish it no matter what the circumstances. Coach, I know I may not be winning in the Las Vegas bets on who will win at Insurrextion, but I am hear right now to tell people to start placing their bets on the Hurricane. I am sick and tired of my opponents looking down on me, and I will prove for once and all that I am much, much more than just a simple superhero... I can be as good of a champion as anyone.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “What do you think about the current champion, Scotty 2 Hotty?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Scotty is a great athlete who can pull off a variety of moves to perfection. He is obviously succeeding in his career here in the GWF, currently being one half of the Tag Team Champions and the Cruiserweight Champion. But his reign as Cruiserweight Champion may be ending sooner than you think, Scotty. If you have never considered the Hurricane as much of a threat, Scotty, then you’re not as bright as I thought you were. I am on a mission, Scott, and I will not end it until I am the Cruiserweight Champion. Scotty, you have been a great champion... but the question remains if you’ll be able to remain a champion when the Hurricane comes through...”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “What about your opponents in this match?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Like I said before, I know that this will not be an easy win. I realize that I will be pushed to the limit, but I also know that I will push back. I won’t just be some jobber come Insurrextion. I didn’t come to Manchester, England, for a vacation, Citizen Coachman. I came here for a reason... to win. I came here to become the number one contender to the Cruiserweight Championship and that’s exactly what I will be doing. I have fought long and hard to get this chance at becoming the number one contender at the Cruiserweight Championship and I will not let it slip through my fingers.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “The first man in this match is the Apocalypse. You obviously hold a personal grudge against him, is that right?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Yes, Citizen Coachman, that is correct. Apocalypse represents everything I fight against... he represents the evil in this world. We all know that good has always and will always triumph over evil and Insurrextion will be no exception. I not only plan on winning the match itself, but I will do my best to make sure I eliminate the Apocalypse’s evil from the GWF.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Your next opponent is Johnny Jeter.”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Johnny Jeter looks like he will be a major superstar in the future... but not now. He is still in his early days and has yet to choose his path... the way of evil or the way of good. In the end, that’s what it all boils down to. The Newcomer is standing in my path to the Cruiserweight title and this Hurricane will not stop for no one.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “And lastly, what do you think about ‘Red Hot’ Johnny Nitro?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “In my eye of the Hurricane, Johnny Nitro is similar to Johnny Jeter. He is young and has a lot of talent. However, he has already shown where his allegiance lies when he joined the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I do not like the path that the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is headed down... and I might just have to stop them before they threaten to pollute our streets with their ideas of being extraordinary. Johnny Nitro, you may have your entire league backing you up, but I got my Hurri-Powers... BEEEOTCH!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Well, thanks... I guess. Is there anything else you have to say?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Manchester, prepare for a storm like no other... the storm of the century. The tides have begun to rise and swirl. The waves now seem like rapids throughout the ocean. Apocalypse, Johnny Nitro, and Johnny Jeter, it’s time to show what happens when a hurricane blows through... so you better stand back, cause there’s a hurricane comin’ through!”
|-x-| The Hurricane darts off as the weather is obviously changing for the worst. Rain drops splatter on the camera lenses as the scene fades out... |-x-|
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