S C E N E O N E
|-x-| The scene opens up outside on a bright and sunny day. The Hurricane and his faithful sidekick, Rosey, are walking down the sidewalk. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “I’m really sorry about the Rumble, Hurricane. I never would have expected you to get thrown out within seconds...”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “It’s not your fault, Rosey. Everybody knew that I would not win, but I still entered. Why, you might ask... it was because of you, Rosey. You gave me the will to go on. I may have not won the Royal Rumble, but day by day, I am climbing up the rankings. Soon, Rosey, very soon I will inch my way into the top twenty... the top fifteen... the top ten... and perhaps even the top five.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “That’s great, Hurricane! I’m glad you’re back to your old self again. So what’s next for the mighty Hurricane?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Holy cheesy puffs, Rosey! Haven’t you heard?! I got a huge match at Insurrextion!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Huh?! Cheesy puffs? Where?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Never mind. But I have gotten myself into a fatal fourway for the #1 Contendership to the Cruiserweight title! This is a huge opportunity, Rosey... I cannot let it slip through my grasp this time.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Good... er, who are you fighting again?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Three men... Apocalypse, Johnny Jeter, and Johnny Nitro. I’m not saying that it’s going to be easy, Rosey, but I will try my best and that’s all there is to it.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Man, I haven’t heard of any of these guys.”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I haven’t really either, but I used my Hurri-Senses to detect some information about each of them. They are all very good athletes so I am expecting a good match.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “So who is this Apocalypse guy?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Apocalypse is a man who stands up for all the wrong stuff in this world, Rosey. He is a complete psychopath. He has said that he feeds off people’s fears and pain... and that is another reason I entered this match. I cannot let evil doers like Apocalypse run around terrorizing all the innocent citizens of this world. I do not fear Apocalypse and his candles and symbols. Apocalypse, you stand for all the evil in this world. It’s because of people like you, citizens do not feel safe when they’re alone in the streets at night. But, let me assure you, I will take care of Apocalypse come Insurrextion. I will eliminate that evil from the GWF. Apocalypse, you said that you will eliminate me, but the fact is you don’t have nothing. You don’t have evil powers... your mind is just clouded will evil, making yourself think that you truly can do what you want. Like I said, you have no powers... I, on the other hand, I got my Hurri-Powers... BEEEOTCH! And with my Hurri-Powers, I will rid the GWF of your evil presence. Mark my words, Apocalypse, at Insurrextion the GWF will be safe once again!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “What about Johnny Jeter?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Ah, yes, the ‘Newcomer’ Johnny Jeter... well, he has undoubtedly proved that he has quite a lot of talent. He is undefeated at pay-per-views with one win already wrapped under his belt. But he’s only been in one pay-per-view! But still insists that he is this unstoppable athlete. I admit, he does have talent. However, John is getting just a little too sure of himself. He is walking around like he owns the GWF... WHASSUP WIT DAT?! Johnny, when you can prove that you are able to take out the Hurricane, then you will have something to be proud of... BEEEOTCH! It seems that Johnny has been doubting my super power abilities as of late. He says that I cannot fly, but I can do so much more than that... believe me! And I’ll prove it when I whoop Johnny’s behind!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “And who is this ‘Red Hot’ Johnny Nitro?!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Mr. Red Hot is no problem in the eyes of the Hurricane. He acts big and tough for his size, but we all know that Johnny Nitro would blow over in seconds if the Hurricane came through! Citizen Nitro talks of his League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Hey, I saw that movie. It sucked...”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Yes, thank you, Rosey. Anyway, Citizen Nitro is way too concerned with his gentleman and Jaime Koeppe to be focused on our match itself. But make no mistake about it, young Johnny, by the time Insurrextion begins, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Jaime Koeppe will be the last things on your mind! Instead, you will be worried about the Hurricane that’s headed straight towards you. By the time I am done with Mr. Red Hot, he will be nothing but ‘Ice Cold’!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “But what about...”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Rosey! A citizen... in distress at 10 o’clock!”
|-x-| Rosey looks towards the direction in which 10 o’clock would be in and sees a little old lady struggling with a masked man. The man pushes the lady over and takes her purse. He takes off running as the Hurricane and Rosey dart over. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Rosey, I’ll get the purse back... you just look after this young lady.”
|-x-| The old lady blushes at the Hurricane’s comment as Rosey helps her back up to her feet. The Hurricane takes off chasing after the man. He catches up with him a few blocks down as the man pulls out a switchblade. The Hurricane and the man struggle into an alleyway. Then Hurricane throws the man into a trashcan. The man seems to be unconscious as two cop cars pull up. The Hurricane grabs the purse in the man’s hand and darts off. The cops look around, but do not find anyone but the man in the trashcan. The two cops look at each other and then shrug. They handcuff the man and haul him off to jail. |-x-|
|-x-| Meanwhile, the Hurricane rejoins Rosey and the lady. He hands her back the purse as she hugs him. |-x-|
| ‘Little Old Lady’ Rose | “Why, thank you! We need more kids like you two around here...”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “We’re just trying to fight for what’s right, ma’am. As long as the Hurricane and Rosey are well, justice will always be served!”
|-x-| Rosey smiles as the Hurricane and him walk off. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “What are we going to do now?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “We have to catch a flight to Manchester, England!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “I’ll buy the tickets... I can get them really cheap on CheapTickets.com...”
|-x-| Hurricane shakes his head in disapproval as Rosey wonders why. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Just buy one ticket, Rosey... I don’t need an airplane to fly there.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Are you taking a cruise or something?!”
|-x-| The scene fades out as the Hurricane continues to shake his head in disapproval. |-x-|
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