S C E N E O N E
|-x-| The scene opens up in an old, rundown warehouse. A wooden table is seen with one single soda sitting atop. The Hurricane and Rosey walk in through a door opposite of the table. Hurricane is not wearing his superhero attire, but instead a casual t-shirt and blue jeans. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Hurricane, it just a fews hours, you will be wrestling in the 30 man Royal Rumble match. This will not be an easy task to win, especially not with you believing in yourself. So, to prove your superpowers once again, I have developed a special training process.”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I don’t know, Rosey... it’s thirty men, Rosey! I couldn’t even beat three last week. What makes you so sure that I will even last ten seconds?”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “I believe in you, Hurricane. I realize that there’s a good chance that you won’t win. But winning isn’t everything... because at the Royal Rumble, above all else, you will prove yourself worthy of capturing any title in the GWF. You just need to regain your confidence and realize that your Hurri-Powers really are real!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Rosey, I’ve been believing in myself, but I have gotten my hopes up one too many times. Everybody is right... I have no real superpowers. Heck, I don’t even have any power.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Hurricane! You can’t keep talking like this. If you fail me now, then who will be the one to serve justice to every citizen who’s being robbed, raped, beaten... Hurricane, the problem is that nobody will be there for them. The world as we know it would fall apart. Crime would fill the streets and nobody would ever be safe again. Pollution would fill the air as businesses take in all the money. Without you, Hurricane, there would be no more good in this world. I want to help the people, but I am not yet ready... and so, I need you, Hurricane, to join me once again and become the superhero that the people know and love!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I can’t let that happen to our world, Rosey! Thanks for taking me back to my senses... senses.... my Hurri-Senses! They working again! And they are detecting that the Rumble is just... a few hours away!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Don’t worry, Hurricane. I created a training process to help you get ready for the Rumble!”
|-x-| Rosey leads Hurricane a little closer to the wooden table. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Now, Hurricane, I want you to concentrate on that soda can right there. When that can begins to move, then you know that your Hurri-Powers are coming back.”
|-x-| Hurricane, not really sure, looks at the can. Nothing happens. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “It’s no use, Rosey. The can won’t budge.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Look harder, Hurricane. Come on, I know you can do it! Put a little effort into it! Now, I want you to stare at this can without blinking and visualize this can floating in mid-air.”
|-x-| Once again, Hurricane looks at the can. But this time he does what Rosey says. Suddenly, the can falls over. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “That was good, Hurricane. But this time pick it up... don’t knock it over. Do the same thing...”
|-x-| Rosey sets the can back up and walks back over to Hurricane. Hurricane intently stares at the can as it slightly begins to lift. Hurricane keeps his focus as the can lifts a few feet into the air. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “You did it, Hurricane! That was great!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “You’re right, Rosey! I did do it!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “But you still need more practice, Hurricane.”
|-x-| Rosey leads Hurricane to a room in the back where a wrestling ring is set up. A very strong looking man stands in the middle of the ring. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “You want me to wrestle him?!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “But you got your Hurri-Powers back, BEEOTCH!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “You’re right, Rosey. I can do this!”
|-x-| Hurricane jumps into the ring as the two men lock up. After several minutes of wrestling, the Hurricane executes a perfect Shining Wizard and pins the man for the three count! |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Yes! Way to go, Hurricane!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I can feel my Hurri-Powers returning, Rosey!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Excellent! There’s just one thing left...”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “What’s the one thing, Rosey?”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “The Super-Hero Obstacle Course!”
|-x-| Rosey leads Hurricane back into the main room of the warehouse. An obstacle course has now been set up. It involves obstacles such as jumping through swinging tires, crawling through tubes, and jumping on a trampoline and landing on a platform high in the air. From there, the Hurricane must use his courage to regain his flying ability. If Hurricane can get down safely, then he has finished the obstacle course. |-x-|
|-x-| Hurricane ends up getting through the entire obstacle course without ease. He walks back over to a grinning Rosey. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Welcome back, Hurricane!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Rosey, it feels great to be back. I realize that I was in a downfall, but that did not stop Rosey. And for this, I thank you, Rosey.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Nah, it was nothing. I know you would do the same for me!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I am dressed in a t-shirt and jeans... WHASSUP WIT DAT?!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “It’s time to put it on again, Hurricane!”
|-x-| Rosey leads Hurricane to his costume back in the other room. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Ahhhh, the Hurri-Costume! Now I am back and better than ever!”
S C E N E T W O
|-x-| The next scene opens up outside of the Bangor Auditorium in Bangor, Maine, which is where the Royal Rumble will take place. The Hurricane is seen by himself... |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “So, in just a few short hours, 30 men will enter that one ring... in hopes of winning and getting an automatic ticket to face the World Heavyweight Champion. So many men have entered this with high expectations. But we must remember, only one man can win. Now, I know that I am without a doubt, the underdog in this match... like all my other matches. Nobody expects the little Hurricane to walk out as the last man left. But I am not going in to win, I am going in to prove a point. I am going in to prove that I am just as capable of wrestling as is Randy Orton or The Rock or anybody else. Now I realize that my chances are not very good of winning, but I got a one in thirty chance of winning... and that’s the same chances as everybody else in this match. But I don’t care if I had a one in one million chance of winning, because there is always that chance... and I will make good use of it.”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I’m willing to bet that me winning the Royal Rumble is everybody’s nightmare. Me defeating 29 other men would be embarrassing for them... but the fact is that I may not win it, but I will damn sure try my best and defeat as many people as I possibly can. I will blow through that ring and knock over anybody that stands in my way.”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “What I like about the Royal Rumble is that it is so unpredictable. You never know who may enter and who may win the entire thing. Heck, the popcorn vendor could enter it for all I know! President McDermott could, too! Nobody knows for sure what will happen and that is what makes it so exciting... so electrifying.”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I have been given the opportunity of a lifetime when I was entered the Royal Rumble and I will not let it go to waste. I will fight with all my heart and soul and I will never give up... I will never surrender. I have waited too long for a chance like this to just fly by me... so I will not go down without a fight.”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “But the Royal Rumble will not be the end of it, oh no. The Royal Rumble is just where it starts... where what starts, you might ask... where the Hurricane begins to brew... where the storm begins to form... when those few rain drops begin to fall. Take a listen... and what do you hear? You hear nothing... that is the silence before the storm. Be careful... this storm will not be calm... it will be dangerous and it will take no prisoners. Get ready... cause there is a Hurricane comin‘ through.... and it‘s coming right through the Royal Rumble!”
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