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S C E N E O N E
|-x-| The scene opens up in a local mall in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, which is where Thunder will be taking place. A man is seen wearing a suit and a funny looking hat. The man looks into the camera, holding his microphone, and begins to speak...|-x-|
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Gregory Helms, reporter for the Daily Globe, and I am here in Calgary to get the reaction of many GWF fans. So let’s go...”
|-x-| Gregory walks over to a young kid wearing a GWF t-shirt. |-x-|
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “Citi... UGH! Sir, I see that you are wearing a GWF t-shirt...”
| ‘Young GWF Fan’ Jimmy | “Yeah... do I know you? You seem strangely familiar.”
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “Yes, I often hear of many similarities between myself and others... but I am just a simple reporter from the Daily Globe.”
| ‘Young GWF Fan’ Jimmy | “Yeah... right.”
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “This week on Thunder, the Hurricane and Rob Van Dam go one-on-one... what is your prediction for the outcome of this match?”
| ‘Young GWF Fan’ Jimmy | “That’s it! I figured it out... You are the Hurricane, aren’t you?”
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “Listen, son, I have already told you, I am just a reporter, nothing more and nothing less... now your prediction?”
| ‘Young GWF Fan’ Jimmy | “Well, I think RVD will prove why they call him Mr. Thursday Night!”
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “RVD?! You think RVD will win?! WHASSUP WIT.... I mean, what is up with that?”
| ‘Young GWF Fan’ Jimmy | “Well... RVD will win since the Hurricane has no real powers!”
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “What?! The Hurricane’s powers are top of the line!”
| ‘Young GWF Fan’ Jimmy | “Whatever!”
|-x-| Gregory gets mad and walks away. He heads towards a hallway that branches off of the main mall. He walks up to a door and lightly taps twice. A sound of a toilet flushing is heard as Rosey emerges from within. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Hey, Hurricane!”
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “SHHHH! Not so loud... I can’t let anyone know my true identity.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Oh, sorry.”
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “It’s ok... cause soon enough I will prove everybody wrong when I beat RVD right in the middle of the ring...1...2...3! BEEOTCH!”
|-x-| Gregory walks into the bathroom and pulls out a paper bag with his Hurricane costume inside. Gregory looks back at Rosey with a sick face... |-x-|
| ‘Daily Globe Report’ Gregory Helms | “What did you eat?!”
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