|-x-| The scene opens up in a parking lot of a GWF house show, where a long black limo has just pulled up. Michael Cole is seen standing beside the limo, waiting patiently for this unexpected guest. After a few minutes, Cole begins to grow impatient as he walks to the back door and opens it himself. He pokes his head in and backs away, a very confused look on his face. The limo appears to be empty... |-x-|
|-x-| Cole looks around, not exactly sure why an empty limo would pull up. Cole leaves the parking lot and walks down a hallway. Suddenly a WHOOSH sound is heard as the Hurricane, dressed in his usual attire, appears at Cole’s side. |-x-|
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Whoa! Where’d you come from?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “From the sky!”
|-x-| Cole looks at Hurricane with a confused look. |-x-|
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “From the...”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “That’s right... from the sky. I flew here!”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “You flew... oh yeah, right. Well, we all flew here. By the way, did you try any of that airplane food? It was gross!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “No, Citizen Cole. I’m afraid you do not understand... ugh. I flew here... but it wasn’t on an airplane.”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Uh... what?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I flew here... literally.”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Yeah, I’m sure you did. How did you fly here then?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I flied here using my Hurri-Powers... BEEOTCH!!!”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Your what?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Citizen Cole... don’t you realize who or what I am. Just look at my costume...”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Look how you‘re dressed?! Exactly... look how your dressed! NEWS FLASH... Halloween is long gone!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Very funny... I am the Hurricane, the superhero of the GWF. My objective is to rid the GWF of all evil and purify the GWF World Heavyweight Title!”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “OK... so where did you come from?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I came from the WWE... but that’s not important right now. What is important is where I am going...”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Well, where are you going?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “I am going straight to Thunder to whoop Rob Van Dam’s ass!”
|-x-| Michael Cole bursts out laughing as Hurricane stares at him, not knowing what is so funny. |-x-|
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “You’re kidding, right? You will beat Mr. Thursday Night?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “No, Citizen Cole, the Hurricane only speaks of the truth. I will pull off the biggest upset ever.”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Did you even hear what RVD had to say about you?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “No, Citizen Cole, I didn’t hear what RVD said... I was off saving innocent citizens. But quite frankly, I don’t care. Mr. Thursday Night is going to walk into this match thinking he is one of a kind... Well, Michael, he better watch out... cause there’s a hurricane comin’ through!”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Well, Rob called you... and I quote... ‘one freaky guy’... how do you feel about this statement?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “The Hurricane? One freaky guy? WHASSUP WIT DAT?! Rob Van Dam, your a comic book collector, so you know first hand the power of a superhero. And yet, you still call me one freaky guy? But that’s ok, Rob. Because that’s what I have been hearing my whole life. As I walk down the street, trying to disguise myself, I am constantly labeled with names, such as freak. But those who call me names do not see... they do not know what my Hurri-Powers are capable of accomplishing.”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “RVD also said that you have no real super powers...”
|-x-| The Hurricane appears to be hurt from RVD‘s comment. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “No real super powers? WHASSUP WIT DAT?! Oh, I have real super powers all right. And the world will see them first hand when I whoop RVD’s comic book loving behind!”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “What do you think is your biggest advantage... and what do you think is Rob Van Dam’s biggest disadvantage?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Well, Citizen Cole, Rob’s biggest disadvantage is my advantage. Rob is not taking this match seriously. He underestimates me... and when you start underestimating your opponent, that’s when you lose... that’s when you let your guard down. My entire life, Rob, I have been underestimated. All I have ever heard is that I’m too small to be a wrestler... I’m not strong enough to beat the best of the best... that I don’t have what it takes to accomplish greatness... that I have no real powers. Well, I want everyone to tune into Thunder this week and watch as a hurricane rips right through!”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Anything else you would like to say to RVD?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Yes, Michael, there is. Rob...Van...Dam, you have no idea what my I am capable of. I bet I got a good laugh when I joined the GWF, but make no mistake about it... I will stop at nothing, and I mean nothing, to win that World Heavyweight Title! Now, RVD, you can bring to the ring whatever you want... your 5 Star Frog Splash... a ladder... a chair... and what do I have? Well, I got my Hurri-Powers... BEEOTCH!!!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Now if you’ll excuse me, Citizen Cole, my Hurri-Senses are detecting evil nearby... Now I must leave you...”
|-x-| Hurricane is about to leave when a loud noise is heard from the locker room behind them. |-x-|
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Er... what was that?”
|-x-| Hurricane sighs, seemingly deciding to confess something. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Fine... if you must know. I was out saving citizens just like a normal afternoon, when I spotted a certain individual who has the potential to become a great superhero much like myself. So allow me to introduce to you...”
|-x-| The Hurricane opens his locker room door and out steps Rosey. |-x-|
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Who are you?”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “I’m Rosey... BITCH!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Er... Rosey, first of all it‘s BEEOTCH! Second, the whole beeotch thing is my saying. If you want to become a great superhero like myself, you will need to come up with a saying of your own.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Oh yeah, sorry about that. I just though that since I am your... ah... what am I called again?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “You’re my S.H.I.T.!”
|-x-| Michael Cole bursts out laughing. |-x-|
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Shit?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Of course! You’re my Super Hero In Training!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Oh... it’s shit with all capital letters...”
| ‘GWF Interviewer’ Michael Cole | “Well, I gotta go. I’ll see you two losers later! Bye Hurri-Dork and his shitty companion!”
|-x-| Cole walks off laughing as Hurricane turns back to Rosey. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Rosey, you need to stand up for yourself. That is the first step in becoming a superhero... self-confidence!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Sorry, Hurricane. I will stand up for myself from now on... ‘cause I’m Rosey, the SHIT!”
|-x-| Hurricane frowns. |-x-|
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Er... you’re gonna need some work.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Yeah... could we go to Burger King later? All this training is making me mighty hungry for a nice, big whopper!”
|-x-| Hurricane sighs, apparently not very satisfied. The scene fades as they go back into the locker room... |-x-|
