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The scene opens up at the beginning of a house show in Billings, Montana. The sky is clear, a beautiful, but chilly, December night. The fans are waiting in line outside, eagerly wanting to get in and find their seats. A discussion takes place between the two kids in the front of the line.
Kid #1~ Oh, I can’t wait! Just think... in a few moments we will be watching Kurt Angle kick some butt... we will be listening to Shane Douglas run down our city... and best yet, we will be chanting Goldberg’s name!”
Kid #2~ Well, that’s not very likely to happen. First of all, Kurt Angle is fighting Christian... and we all know that Christian will win. Second, Shane Douglas won’t even be here tonight. He’s the World Heavyweight Champion, why would he come to a lame ass town like this? And third, Goldberg isn’t on the card tonight... so he definitely will not show up...”
Just as the second kid is finished talking, a bunch of cheers are heard from the back of the line. Both kids’ heads turn as they go on their tippy-toes to see what all the commotion is about. Soon the kids both find out as Goldberg walks by the line, heading into the arena! Goldberg is wearing his black, leather, Harley Davidson jacket and a black pair of jeans. When he gets to front of the line, he high-fives the first kid and then enters the arena.
Kid #1~ See! I told you that Goldberg would be here! I told you!
Kid #2~ But... it.... the.... I thought.... uh.... THE CARD DIDN’T LIST HIM!
Kid #1~ Who cares? All that matters is he is here! The Man has arrived... and now somebody will pay!
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This scene opens up mid-way through the house show. And luck would have it that the two kids who were first in line both had front row seats right next to each other. The second kid is upset because of all the jobbers who were fighting...
Kid #2~ This is horrible! I can’t believe I wasted my money AND my Friday night on this crap! I love the WWE, but when they do this to their fans... its just ridiculous!
Kid #1~ I admit that some of the matches were a bit boring, but wait until the big names start wrestling! Then you’ll be glad that you bought these tickets!
Kid #2~ There won’t be any big names. So we saw Goldberg earlier... so what? He could just be stopping by and just sitting back in his locker room.
Kid #1~ Oh be quiet! If you don’t like it, then you can leave!
Kid #2~ That sounds like a great idea! I’m out of here!
The second kid gets up and starts to leave when the first kid stops him.
‘Kid #1’ ~ Wait! The Fink is getting in the ring. Just wait and see who is coming out....
‘Kid #2’ ~ Fine...
Meanwhile, Howard Finkle gets into the ring with his mic in hand.
‘The Fink’ ~ Ladies and gentlemen, if I can have your attention please! The following entrance contains loud and bright pyros that may have some side effects on you if you are pregnant or have any troubles with sight. Now, the WWE proudly brings to you... one of its biggest stars... GOLDBERG!”
At the mention of Goldberg’s name, the crowd roars in cheers.
‘Kid #1’ ~ See! I told you! I was right again!
‘Kid #2’ ~ Yeah so what? Well... I guess I’ll stay a bit longer.
A few seconds later, Goldberg’s theme thunders throughout the entire arena! The fans immediately begin the famous GOLDBERG chant.