The scene opens up at a house show in Los Angeles, California. It is mid-way through the show and the fans generally seem upset about the lack of good matches. Howard Finkel gets in the ring, a mic in hand.

The Fink~ Ladies and gentlemen, if you please focus your attention to the titantron (OOC: I know there are no titantrons at house shows, but bear with me...) we will have a special interview with the man known as GOLDBERG!

The fans start to cheer as the titantron turns on showing Coach. Coach is sitting on a steel chair in some kind of room. Coach seems to be waiting for Goldberg to show up. After a few minutes Coach looks to the left and gets up. Goldberg walks up to Coach as they shake hands...

Coach~ I was beginning to think you weren’t going to show...

Coach and Goldberg take a seat as the interview begins...

Coach~ First of all, is there anything you would like to say about your match tomorrow night at Survivor Series?

“One thing is for sure, this will be one of my toughest matches in the WWE. Brock Lesnar doesn’t take his matches easy. He goes at you full speed. But one thing that is Brock’s weakness is his cocky attitude. He’s probably going to go into this match thinking that he this title defense will be a walk in the park. Well I got news for him... it won’t be! I will show no mercy. By the end of the match, Brock will be begging for me to pin him.”

Coach~ Many people have compared you to Brock. This is why this match is looking to be so good. Nobody knows what will happen or who will win!

“Yeah... I have noticed a lot of similarities between myself and Brock, also. We both seemed to be built the same way and we both have the desire to inflict pain into our opponents, no matter what their size is. Our style of fighting is very close. We both use our power rather than technical or high flying. And at one time in the past, we both have dominated the wrestling world. I guarantee that this match will be a good match. But it also will not be pretty. And your right, Coach, nobody really knows what will happen or who will win. Nobody knows which one of us will walk out as the Hardcore Champion and which one of us won’t walk out at all. One of us may very well be rolled out on a stretcher and sent straight to the Emergency Room. Hell, we both might be. But one thing is for damn sure, nothing and nobody will stop me from beating the living hell out of Brock!”

Coach~ We have seen Brock Lesnar do some pretty vicious things in the past with weapons. However, we have never really seen you in a hardcore match like this one. Do you think that you can beat Brock even with all his experience as the Hardcore Champion and all his experience in hardcore matches?

“Coach, you’re right. You haven’t seen me in many hardcore matches. You could look at that two different ways. You could say that I will be weak in a match like this and that Brock will kick my ass. OR... you could say that you haven’t seen me in a hardcore match before, so you have no idea what I am capable of. You have no idea what I can do to my opponent. Just think of it this way... if you have a big monster that is unstoppable and that everybody fears and then give him weapons... well, you can only imagine what would happen then! I realize what I am getting myself into. I realize that this may very well be my last match, considering that I will put my body on the line! I expect to feel my blood running down my face and into my mouth... Have you ever tasted your blood, Coach?”

Coach~ No, I can’t say I have tasted blood...

“No? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Once you taste your blood, it changes you. You become a different person. You become sick and twisted. And as much as that warm, thick blood tastes so bad... there is that part of you that wants more... that wants to taste more of that blood. I am prepared to taste it again because I know that if that is what it takes to become the Hardcore Champ, well, so be it. I will put my body on the line. But is Brock willing to do as much as I will to keep his title? Is Brock willing to go through as much pain and suffering as I am willing to go through? Brock, all week I have waited to pick up a steel chair and crack it right over your head and watch the blood ooze out. I have waited to make you feel the pain and suffering that all my opponents feel. Brock, get ready... your time is coming to an end...”

Coach~ How much does this title mean to you?

“Well, a title is a title. I realize that it is not the World title, but I still know that I am proving myself that I am capable of becoming a champion. While I have came back to the WWE, I haven’t held a title yet. I think about that every day and that makes me want one more. So this is my chance to get one.”

Coach~ You said that you haven’t held a title yet... but you only had one match in which you could have won a title, which was the Intercontinental Title. Plus, you fought against Shane Douglas, who may be the next World Champion.

“Yeah, that is correct. However, Shane beat me and I know that. I should have won the IC title, but I didn’t. So now, Brock, you better be ready ‘cause I’m not backing down!”

Coach~ Speaking of Shane Douglas, are you still going after him?

“Yeah, I am. I have not forgotten about what he has done in the past. He has yet to acknowledge me... but soon, he will have no choice but to face me man to man. And that doesn’t involve his slut... or Francine for that matter!”

Coach~ Hahahaha! I get it! You are calling Jeff Jarrett a slut! ... right?

“Just shut up, Coach. Anyway, Douglas will get what's coming to him sooner than he thinks. And if Jarrett wants a piece of me, he can bring his slapnut ass, too! I’m so happy that Douglas has finally “Chosen One” of the many guys he has been dating recently. So why is Francine still sticking around now that Douglas has finally admitted to being gay?”

Coach~ Maybe she’s not a girl after all...

“You should know, Coach. Don’t you belong to that transvestite website on the internet? I bet that you saw her on the site, didn‘t you?”

Coach~ Well...

“Yeah, that’s what I thought. Anyway, Shane, I really hope that you win that World Title tomorrow... ‘cause I would be more than happy to kick your ass and take it from you!”

Coach~ Well, Goldberg, that about wraps up our time for this interview. Thanks for joining me and is there one last thing that you would like to tell Brock Lesnar?

“Matter of fact, there is. Brock... YOUR NEXT!!! Brock, you have never had a tougher match in your WWE career... so get ready. Between tonight and tomorrow night you better train nonstop. You better get your weapons of choice all ready. ‘Cause I got my weapon all ready for use...”

Goldberg gets up and pulls out a black bag from behind him. He lifts up the black bag in the air and opens the top. He slowly pulls out a sledgehammer as the fans cheer. Goldberg throws the bag to the floor and smiles slightly, patting the top of the sledgehammer. The scene fades as Goldberg puts the weapon over his shoulder....