~~~El VaMpIrO~~~

 { Controversy has always been a weapon that breeds conflict, and will continue to be a force that inspires people. Negative motivation is sometimes needed in order for people to realize that it's time for them to put or shut up. For the past few weeks Vampiro has been on the attack time and time again about Crash Holly and getting his well and deserved shot for the European title. Crash has been ducking the words from Vampiro for weeks, and Vampiro's beef with Crash started a few weeks back when Vampiro introduced us all to the term "paper champion." Vampiro stepped up to the plate and dared to call some of the GWF's best paper champions and as you can tell none of them took kindly to his comments and thus finally the final straw on Crash Holly's back broke with these few words from Vampiro....

"I'm really beginning to get frustrated with Holly, but I know good things come to those who wait and well his two weeks notice is going to be up soon, and then it will have to be put up or shut up time for Crash." - Vampiro during his debut edition of Vampiro's Two Cents. 

Finally, the final straw on Crash Holly's back broke and now Crash has finally said he will step up to the plate and face The Macabre Jester one on one on GWF Thunder and the European Championship is going to be on the line. For Vampiro it's put up or shut up time. Vampiro has told us for weeks now that he is the better man, and that he feels Crash Holly has been ducking him because he's been afraid of him. If Vampiro were to taste defeat this week on Thunder if would undermine his legacy and put him in a crossroads just a week before WrestleMania. For Vampiro, this is a no lose situation and victory is the only option that stands before the Wicked Lord of Darkness. Vampiro's glory and legacy are all going to be laid on the line for a shot at a piece of gold. Can Vampiro rise to the occasion and capture his first piece of gold since his return to the GWF? Or will Crash Holly finally silence The Macabre Jester's claims? The road the WrestleMania hits another roadblock as the GWF rolls into Fort Worth, Texas as Thursday Thunder comes to us live, one week before WrestleMania. }

( Wednesday, April 9, 2003. The scene opens an Highway 40 running a clear shot through San Antonio, Texas leading to Fort Worth. On the road many cars are seen traveling up and down the road getting to their locations. As the camera shot expands in, the focal point of the camera begins to zoom in on a 2001 Ford Mustang GT, jet black in appearance, and with tinted windows. The camera shot begins to really zoom in on the car and the rental license plates on the car tell you that it is obviously from out of town. The camera shot suddenly switches to a shot from inside the car, and sitting at the wheel of the Mustang is none other than the GWF's Macabre Jester, Vampiro, is sitting at the wheel  of the car and Violent J is sitting in the passengers side seat. Shaggy 2 Dope is the man operating the camera, this can be seen because of his voice raging out over the mic from the camera. Shaggy zooms into the speedometer, and notices Vampiro's rate of speed. After analyzing it, he begins to speak. )

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - I don't mean to be a worry wart, but the speed limits 60, and we are going 75. Vamp, aren't you worried about getting a ticket?

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Hey Shaggy, I'm the one who actually has an American drivers license, and damn it I'm from Canada! When you finally pass your white slip test you can tell me how to drive! 

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Okay, you got a point. I guess I shouldn't knock what I can't jock!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Exactly, but hey you will learn one day, we all do.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, I guess that's true. Shaggy and I got a lesson in what a ass kicking feels like on Monday Night. I know the match was back and forth, but damn it I just felt we could have got the job done.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - J, you guys had the match won and you know it! You weren't the legal man, and Pogo took advantage of the situation. So I guess you could say you have to deal with the cards you're dealt.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, and to be honestly me and Shaggy got dealt one shitty hand if you ask me! But hey we will have another day to fight, and when that day comes those damn tag team titles are finally going to come home to the Dark Carnival!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - That's the way to be J, learn to fight another day and not worry about what happened yesterday. I've been learning that a lot lately learning to fight for tomorrow and not for today. Monday Night I was thinking I was going to have to go into the ring twice in one night, but it seems that Crash Holly pussed out on me once again and decided not to answer the challenge.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - You should be use to that by now Vamp.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Yeah, I guess you would say that I am, seeing as how I've been shafted by him so many times before. Guys, I don't honestly know what it is but for some reason he keeps ducking me. I honestly don't know if it's because of fear or he just doesn't want to fuck with me.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Could be a combination of both actually, I mean no one really appreciates the amount of talent we bring to the ring each and every week Vamp and you know that.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - True, very true my man. It just seems my frustration level is at maximum velocity, and I'm about to reach my breaking point. I've been trying to make a name for myself around here since I came back at the end of February and it just seems with every step I take I only get closer and closer, but I'm still too far away to taste the glory. All my life I've waited for the day I could finally stand on my own and make my claim as being one of the best this industry has to offer. I've dreamt of that  for years but it just seems like it will never happen. Crash Holly has that European title, and the reason why I want it so bad is because I know that many great future champions started with the European title, and I know I could step up on the glory scale if I were able to take it from Crash. So far since winning the title back in January, Crash has stepped through every challenger that has walked up to the plate. Yet, I was one of the men he defeated to gain that title back in January but honestly back then I wasn't on top of my game and I was just going from match to match being a wonder. Since then, I've found myself and now I can honestly say I am a man I wasn't back in January; for now I am a man with direction and a man who knows where he wants to go. The direction I want to go is straight to the top. For the past month and a half I've been busting my ass going out to that ring each and every night trying time and time again to prove myself, and finally I think I've done it. I think at this point in my career I've finally made people look at me and this time I've kept their attention. I turned a lot of heads when I won the Hardcore Battle Royal back at No Mercy because I went in as one of the bigger underdogs and yet I emerged the victor, and since then everyone has looked at me as a threat to their legacies, and their championships. Crash Holly has been no acceptation to this rule, and I think I've finally made him and a lot of other people realize I'm here to stay when it comes to the championship scene. Since I've returned to the GWF I've only had one championship match and that was with none other than Chris Candido. Candido is a man I have the most respect for in this company, he is one hell of a competitor and he's always trying to make himself better. Candido, as I look at the Cruiserweight Championship locked tightly around your waist it only makes me realize how little competition their actually is for that belt. Candido if you want to get down to it I think the only true competition you have at this point in time is myself. You and I met on Raw and we gave each and everyone of those fans that came to the arena their money's worth, and damn it sometime in the future I would love to get back into the ring with and show you once again that I can stand in the same league if not be better than you when the time is right. But as for now, Candido isn't a concern of mine the only concern I have right now is a man by the name of Crash Holly. I haven't heard anything back from Crash since I threw out that open challenge earlier on in the week, and honestly I don't really expect to hear a damn word back from him; but hey you never know he could surprise me and actually accept my challenge. All I know is when we finally reach Fort Worth, Michael Hayes said he has a huge announcement for me.

 "The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - I wonder what that could be.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Honestly J, I don't really have any idea what he could have in mind for me, but it just seems lately Hayes has taken a liking to me, and he is always trying to help me out anyway he can. I just hope his streak of good news continues to come my way when I finally get to talk to him later today. But anyway guys, like I was saying; I'm so sick and tired of waiting around for Crash Holly to finally give me a yes or no answer. This is becoming so juvenile that honestly, I'm about ready to just finally give up on him. I mean come on, I've been calling him out for almost three damn weeks now and if he was any type of man at all he would at least give me a damn no. But he is being a coward and leaving me in a state of limbo. Good Lord, I've wasted so much damn time on this guy and he has yet to even give me an answer. Is it really that hard to pick up a phone and say either yes or no to the booking team? 

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - I guess it is. 

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Yeah, I guess so. But hey ya never know what has happened between now and Monday. For as far as I know he could have accepted my challenge and I don't even know it yet. He could have accepted the challenge and when I walk into the arena tonight he could very well finally be willing to face me.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - If that was the case, then it would seem I'm not the only one going into a match at Thunder this week.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro -  Kane right?

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yup. It seems the Big Red Retard wants to go one on one with none other than the Killer Clown himself. Kane, I will gladly accept your challenge and I will face you in the ring tomorrow night on Thunder. Ya see, I don't mind fighting anyone, but tomorrow night when I step into the ring with Kane I'm going to have more than my hands full. I'm going to have to fight a defensive match, because honestly it doesn't look very likely that I'm going to able to hit a lot of my power moves, or even my finisher the brain buster. Kane might be big and strong, but he sure the hell isn't too smart.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - That's for sure.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, and I mean I'm looking forward to finally getting back into the ring in singles competition. I mean I love teaming up with Shaggy, but man it's going to be hella sweet to be on my own for once, and getting my first singles victory.  Kane, you can bring all the power you want, and all the retarded gimmicks you got, but boy I'm going to defeat you on pure brains alone.

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - And that ain't sayin' much cause we all know that J ain't the smartest person around. The 3 most difficult years of his life was the second grade!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - You are a real fucking comedian Shaggy you know that?

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - I try... I try....

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Errrr.... Anyway back to Kane. Kane I'm looking forward to our match on Thunder because I will get a chance to put a big man away, and I always love walking out of the ring with my hand raised high in the air.

( Suddenly, the Mustang stops, and Shaggy points the camera out the window and the Fort Worth Convention Center is seen towing above the Fort Worth skyline, and Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, and Vampiro all step out of the car and look up at the giant structure. ) 

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Ahhh here we are boys, the home away from home for the next couple days.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Damn, it just seems like as time goes on these days the arenas just get bigger and bigger.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - What do you expect? The Dark Carnival is selling out arenas dude! We are the shit!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - I guess so.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Come on guys, we need to get inside.

( Vampiro leads the way as the trio walks inside the building. As soon as they enter the building, Michael Cole comes walking up to them rather quickly. The trio looks at Cole who backs up a step, and begins to speak. )

"The Most Annoying Man in GWF" Michael Cole - VAMPIRO VAMPIRO! I have great news for you.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - What's that? You mom is being whored out again?

"The Most Annoying Man in GWF" Michael Cole - Very funny, but seriously Vampiro I have some great news for you.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Well get on with it already! I can't wait all night! 

"The Most Annoying Man in GWF" Michael Cole - I've been around backstage all day, and I was talking to Crash Holly earlier on today, and he has finally accepted your challenge!

( Vampiro's jaw drops for a second, but then he picks it back up. With a shocked look on his face he begins to speak once again. )

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Seriously?

"The Most Annoying Man in GWF" Michael Cole - Seriously...

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Well, it finally seems that little bitch has finally grew some balls! At first I thought you were kidding with me Cole, but damn it I'm going to tell you this; if you are fucking with me, your ass is hand! Man, I can't believe this Crash Holly has finally accepted the challenge! Man, it took you long enough didn't it Crash? Three damn weeks for you to say yes to a damn match! Boy I'm glad you are not employed by the Post Office the poor people would never get their damn mail! Crash, I'm glad you finally decided to finally accept the match I mean even thought it took you long enough to accept it, I'm glad you finally did because it's finally going to give me a chance to break into the title picture. Since I've returned to the GWF this is going to be my second chance to get a championship around my waist, and Crash I can honestly tell you that you are not the caliber of athlete that Chris Candido is so honestly, I think my hands are not going to be that full when it comes to you. Don't get me wrong Crash I'm not going to take you lightly by no means, but you are not in the same league as me Crash. While you've been sitting on your ass for the past month I've been out in that damn ring each and every night getting myself ready for a chance like this. I've been getting myself ready mentally and physically for a match of this magnitude. Crash Holly, you are finally going to go toe to toe with the Macabre Jester and it finally feels great to know that you are going to put up and then shut up when I make you another nail in the coffin. Crash, you can say I'm a little confident about this match, but honestly I'm ready for this. I'm ready for the war that will be raged tomorrow night on Thunder because I've been training for this day since I returned to the GWF. I've been waiting for the day I could get you back for taking my European Championship back in January, and now a few months down the line I finally have the chance to get my belt back. Crash, this really hasn't been an issue about your work ethic, it's just been about me wanting to get my title back, and now I finally have the chance to get my damn belt back! Crash, this is the big match, one week before WrestleMania, we are going to get a WrestleMania caliber main event on an episode of GWF Thunder, and more so than me the people are going to be excited about this one. To think, Crash Holly is actually defending his title and it ain't even a Pay-Per-View! Crash, you got the New Blood backing you up, but boy the New Blood isn't going to matter because I'm ready to go through hell and high water to get that belt, and I will do whatever and I mean whatever it takes to get that belt back! Crash Holly, you can play the number games if you want, but I'm going to be doing this one on my own so that means that I'm not even going to let ICP come out to ringside during the match. Crash, I don't want this to be a cheap win on my part, I want to earn this more than anything on this earth and the only way to do that in my eyes is to face you one on one and prove to everyone that I have what it takes to beat you on my own. Crash, come tomorrow night I will stand alone with you face to face in the ring and when I finally look into your eyes, and you stare back at me I will see only one emotion in your eyes, and that my friend is fear. You can go on and on about how you don't fear me, but Crash I honestly find that hard to believe because of all the times you have been ducking me, and haven't even bothered to call me out. Crash, the last time we met back in January I gave you one hell of a run for your money, and even since then you have been scared to face me and honestly I can't blame you. Scared or not Crash Holly you've had a long damn time to think this over and now I hope you've knocked some of the fear out of your eyes, but if you haven't then I will play on your emotions and expose your fear for all to see and I will use as my most dominate weapon. Crash, this was about a title when I first called you out, but now it's more about revenge than anything because I'm wanting to show you and everyone else that Vampiro is an angry man and a hungry competitor with the desire to go the distance and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am the greatest Cruiserweight in GWF today. Crash Holly, it's finally put up or shut up time for you, and tomorrow night I can't wait to finally shut you up once and for all. Crash, I've said everything I want to say about you and the fact is you don't deserve another second of my breath.

( Vampiro and The ICP walk off as the scene fades to black. )