~~~El VaMpIrO~~~

 { One day removed from GWF SmackDown, Vampiro made his long awaited return since the GWF went on spring vacation two short weeks ago. Vampiro stepped into the ring with The Hurricane and after a short and not even tough contest; Vampiro walked away with another victory added to his belt and his new legacy being even more so placed into the minds of all the GWF fans. Now it's one night before GWF Raw Is War and Vampiro and The Insane Clown Posse are faced with my challenges thrown out to many different people, but as of yet none of them have had the guts to answer back. It has finally made us all begin to wonder just how people view Vampiro and The Dark Carnival. It would seem that everyone has a small amount of fear when it comes to these three men, but in all honesty how could you blame them? People have a fear of what they don't understand, and it has finally been made clear that no one really understands the trio of darkness, and because of their stupidity they have began to back away every time it seems that The Dark Carnival comes calling their names. Tomorrow night is a big put up or shut up night for a lot of people, most importantly Crash Holly and The Darker Side of Society. Doug Basham has been the only man to step forward and challenge Vampiro, and you would have to think that Basham has earned some respect from the trio because of it. Will Vampiro and The ICP claim their glory tomorrow night on Raw Is War? Or will the challengers back away like cowards? The only factor that keeps us from knowing for sure is the most important; time. }

Monday, April 07, 2003
11:30 A.M.

( The morning sounds of seagulls, and other various birds around the beach are the beginning background sounds as our scene opens inside a hotel room, where the bad has covers flown all over the place and an empty pizza box is seen sitting on the floor. Inside the bed, dreaming is none other than the GWF's Wicked Lord of Darkness, Vampiro. Vampiro is seen tossing and turning in his bed until finally his phone rings.... )

RING...

RING...

RING...

RING...

( The annoying sounds of the telephone take over all sounds of the peaceful earth until finally Vampiro's hand begins to stumble around the night stand, trying to find the telephone. After a few moments of searching Vampiro is finally able to put his hand on the receiver, and his voice begins to reign out. )

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Hello......

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - WAKE UP BIATCHHHH! 

( Vampiro suddenly has a very pissed off look on his face, but he slowly collects himself, realizing he can't do anything through a phone receiver. Vampiro begins to speak once again. )

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Damn it J, I told you not to call until 2...

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Well I figured 11:30 wouldn't be too far off the mark.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Nahhh, just by two damn hours! You damn well know I could still be in bed, our damn flight doesn't leave until three!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - I just wanted to call and see if you wanted to go get a bite to eat with me and Shaggy later today.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Nahhh, I'm set here. If I need anything I can always have it charged to the GWF's bank account.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Never thought about that. Man I just gotta say your match on SmackDown! last night was awesome,

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Thanks man, it's nice to know someone still appreciates the work I do inside of the ring.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Vamp ya know I do! I'm still your biggest fan, well, next to Shags of course.

( Vampiro chuckles. )

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Speaking of that son of a bitch, where is he?

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Still asleep, didn't go to bed till 7 A.M.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Hahaha, for once I finally beat him going to sleep!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, but that ain't nothing to be braggin' about Vamp and you know it.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Yeah I know, but it's nice to say I got more sleep for once.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, that's cool. So you excited about Raw tonight?

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - As always dude, tonight's going to be a big night for yours truly and you guys.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, that is if those bastards accept the match.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - I doubt they turn ya down, I mean I think DSOS has more balls then Living Dangerously did.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, but they could still back down. I don't really expect them to, but ya never know. I mean think about it Vamp, these guys call themselves the Darker Side of Society, but yet they wouldn't even last five minutes in the streets of Detroit we grew up in! I mean first off we got Sean O'Haire, good Lord this guy thinks because he's got a five dollar haircut, and an even less expensive goatee he can be a big shot. Well O'Haire isn't scaring me or anyone else with his fake tough guy bull shit! I mean Vamp you know just as much as I do that real tough guys wear makeup!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Hell yeah J, I know that's the truth but, um.... Last time I checked Pogo wore makeup as well.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Hey, I ain't gonna disrespect Pogo, I got a lot of respect for that guy. I mean honestly he has came so close time and time again to get to the top of the ladder in the GWF AND HE CHOKES EVERY DAMN TIME VAMP! EVERY DAMN TIME HE CHOKES!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Yeah I know, it's actually kinda funny to think about because he tries so hard, but when the pressure is on he can't take it! Kinda like why he lost to Candido a few months ago!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - You can't say anything about losing to Chris though and you know that!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - I know dude, but look back at my match with Candido and then look back at Pogo's match with him. When you review the tape their is no comparison to who put out the bigger challenge and gave Candido more of a run for his money. I may not have defeated Candido, but I did do one thing right and that was beat some respect out of him!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - That you did man, that you did, and I mean honestly their is no shame in losing, but not putting up a fight is another thing. Vamp, I can honestly say you gave that match everything you had, but you came up just short. Like you said, I can't tell Pogo gave it his all a few months back at Uncensored or not. I mean it seems like he did give out almost 100 percent, but it just seems he was holding back for some reason.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - He always holds back J and you know that. You see I've began to take notice of something about Pogo, he just doesn't have it anymore to make it in this company. He holds back and doesn't go full throttle at what he could be. In all honesty, Pogo could very well be the GWF World Champion right now if he wanted to be, but the fact is he doesn't want to be the GWF Champion. He is just content with standing by on the sidelines while other people take his dreams. You see J, on the other hand their is me. Pogo and I are a lot a like, I mean honestly if you think about it. Both of us are at the top of our game right now in the world of the GWF, we are two of the most dominate forces on the scene right now, but the only problem is Vampiro hasn't even been back a whole month yet and he has became one of the best the GWF has to offer while it has taken Pogo a long damn time to get to the top of the GWF. I go out to that ring whenever and wherever I can and get the job done. Pogo on the other hand doesn't take the initiative and go out their and fight his heart of for those people. Wither they love me or they hate me they cannot deny the fact that I have shown the ambition and the desire to become one of the best this company has to offer. I go out to that ring and give it all I got every chance that I can do so, and when I finally get to WrestleMania and I finally get to met the Undertaker one on one for the GWF Hardcore title, a culmination will be within my grasp, standing on the biggest stage of them all, and walking out a champion. I know I'm cocky and have a great attitude when it comes to my opponents, but the question you have to ask yourself when you hear me talk is this, have I not delivered in every match I've been in so far?

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah have delivered everything including the kitchen sink!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Exactly. I may be a little cocky, but I can always back it up when I need to inside the ring. I'm not saying Pogo is a coward by any means, but it just seems to me he always holds back when he could do more. 

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, I'm beginning to see what you mean. Like you I have a lot of respect for Pogo and what he has accomplished in the GWF, but we should see more from him and even more accomplishments. I mean the potential is there, but I can't help but wonder he wouldn't want to use it. Pogo has some great in ring moves, but when I look at him inside the ring tonight if he accepts Shaggy and I's challenge for the tag team titles, and more importantly the match it could only finally prove to me that I can hang with the big dogs inside of the wrestling ring. Vamp, I've seen you wrestle for almost a month now and I've been by your side every step of the way but now I want my turn! I want my shot to be a superstar and fallow in the footsteps you have laid out! I'm ready to get back into the ring and show 'em all that I'm just as good as Vampiro!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - J, you will get your chance and it could come as early as tonight! I mean think about, if O'Haire and Pogo accept the challenge you and Shaggy have thrown at them, and you beat the champs it will make them look terribly bad. You know why it would though?

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - No, why would it make 'em look so bad!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Very simple, you and Shaggy go back into the ring for the first time since you last wrestled in the GWF, and bring home the tag titles! It will make their title reign seem like a joke because two guys who haven't wrestled a match in God knows how long came back and mopped the floor with them!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - I never really thought of it like that before, but now that you mention it that way it would be funny!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Yeah, and this is the GWF so you know anything can happen!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Hell yeah anything can happen, that's why I'm here. Vamp, it's nice to talk to you about what's coming for me, but I know once Raw gets here you've laid out and gotten some heavy challenges thrown your way.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Yeah, I've been calling out Crash Holly for weeks now, but every time I call him out to finally face me it seems he backs away. I didn't come back to the GWF to have every challenge I throw out be blown back up in my face! It seems every time I try and get Crash Holly into the ring he backs down and runs away from me! Well J, I'm just getting tired of him running away and he has to come out and play sooner or later! I mean he can continue to run and hide from me all he wants, but I know soon my day will come and I will finally get him into the ring, and when I do that European titles is as good as mine. Crash is making me play the waiting game, and honestly I can sit here and wait as long as he wants me to, but the fact is when he finally decides to grow some balls and face me in the ring, I will be waiting for him. The fact is J that times the only thing keeping him champion, I mean seriously look at it he isn't fighting every damn night and being the best he can be. He has fallen into the Chris Candido mode and he just defends when he has to. I'm getting so sick of these paper champions it isn't funny! Crash Holly, whenever you decide to grow some balls and finally face me I will be waiting.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Man Vamp, it seems you want a taste of gold bad!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Damn right I do, I didn't come back to GWF to be a people's champion alone! I'm back to reclaim some of my fallen glory, and I'm ready to get back to being the man! I'm tired of sitting around while the rich get richer and the poor get poorer! I'm tired of only certain guys getting title shots, and it's making me so damn sick to my stomach! It seems the inmates run the place around here and Kevin McDermott has lost control of his own damn creation! I'm usually not the person to bitch, but damn I'm so sick and tired of this bull shit!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - I hear ya man, and come tonight we have a chance to finally buck the system and get a piece of the glory we know we deserve!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Yeah, you're right. tonight will dawn the new genesis of The Dark Carnival and we will finally get what we have worked hard for and deserve, a damn title shot!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - I can't wait man!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Neither can I J, neither can I.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - One other question for ya Vamp.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - What's that?

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - What about Doug Basham?

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - J, I've never backed down from a challenge before and I'm not going to back down from this one. Before it's all said and done tomorrow night I could be going out to that ring on two separate occasions but I'm ready for it. I'm ready for whatever comes my way tonight, and I know that I can handle whatever comes my way. Crash Holly accepting, that would be nice but I doubt it's going to happen. Doug Basham on the other hand has called me out and I can respect him for that. Basham seems to want to get a piece of me so bad he can taste it, and he has called me out. J, you know I'm not the type of man to back away from a challenge. Basham is back at 100 percent, but he's going to wish that he found someone else to take on in his big return to the GWF. I recently seen the interview Basham cut on SmackDown, and I was glad to see that he's back and ready to take on the world once again, but Doug has failed to realize during the time he's been gone that a lot of things have changed around here, and one of them being the entire face of the GWF. When I came back to the GWF I wanted to make an impact and let the whole world know I was here to stay, and that I was here to make a name for myself once again, Doug Basham was a man who came up out of the wood work, and moved right up to the top. Before his insurgence into the GWF no one had heard the name Doug Basham, but he put everyone on notice, and made them realize he was going to become a dominate force in the GWF, and during his time in the GWF he did just that, become a dominate force in the GWF but he has not crossed the path of Vampiro before and he has honestly made a big mistake in wanting to go one on one with me. Doug, I admire your courage and your determination, but I must question your intelligence. This is your first match back, and you are wanting to go after Vampiro, the master of souls, the wicked lord of darkness, and the macabre jester. Doug, tonight at Raw I'm looking forward to my chance to getting to stop your comeback before it even gets started. Doug, you are one tough son of a bitch and you are one of the best wrestlers in the world currently but you are not the talent and the man that I am. Doug, I am far above you in skill, and ability and I'm not hurt, never have been hurt, and never will be. Doug, I can see the fire that burns in your eyes and I can tell you want to be what you once were once again, but this time around you are going to run into a lot more roadblocks then you did in your previous run to the top, and on the night you return you run into one of the more dominate roadblocks you will ever have to go through, and that being me. Basham, I'm not saying I will beat you, but I know deep down that I have what it takes, and I will make you respect me.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Damn, Shaggy finally decides to wake up!

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Well, you probably need to talk to him.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Yeah, I need to prep him for tonight, and Vamp it sounds like to me you need to get ready yourself,

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Yeah I do.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Well I will see you at the airport later today.

"The Wicked Lord of Darkness" Vampiro - Iight J, talk to ya later.

( Vampiro hangs up the phone, and looks around at his filthy room. After a look of disgust, he pulls the covers over his head and goes back to sleep as the scene fades to black. )