~~~El VaMpIrO~~~

 { Two weeks removed from GWF No Mercy, Vampiro has finally earned his shot to go one on one with one of the most feared champions in  all of the GWF. At No Mercy Vampiro stepped into the ring, and was involved in a Hardcore battle royal to decide who would go one on one with The Undertaker at WrestleMania. After one of the toughest battles in his GWF career since has return to the GWF Vampiro was able to gain the victory and guarantee his spot at WrestleMania. With the ICP at his side Vampiro has became one of the most dominate forces in all of the GWF, and the only question that truly remains is just when and where Vampiro will taste his first piece of gold since his return to the GWF. The road to WrestleMania has begun, and now all Vampiro has to do is count down the days until he finally gets his hands on The Undertaker. }

( The scene opens inside a local McDonalds in Miami, Florida where tonight's edition of SmackDown is going to be presented. At first it just seems like a normal business day for a Sunday, the big lunch rush comes in and then things begin to quiet down for a while, but suddenly the door to the place opens and Vampiro and The Insane Clown Posse come walking inside the place in full makeup and their usual wrestling cloths. Vampiro walks up to the counter and the 17 year old girl standing out the counter gives him one of the weirdest looks while he isn't looking. Suddenly, she smiles. )

Girl - Can I help you?

( Vampiro smiles back at the girl, and pushes his dreadlocks out of his face and with a calm and collective voice he begins to speak. )

Vampiro - Yes, I need a number 5 super sized with a coke please.

( The girl types in his order on the cash register and then replies to him with his total. )

Girl - Your total is going to be $5.25.

( Vampiro hands the girl his money, and the she gives him his change. Vampiro gets his food and sits down. Next up to the register is Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope looking like something that just came out of a huge freak show. The girl seems more nervous about these two then she did about Vampiro. Without a moments hesitation though she goes back to doing her job. )

Girl - And what can I get for you two today?

( Violent J looks at the girl with a sweet and innocent look, and then he begins yelling. )

Violent J - BITCH! YOU CAN HOLD MY NUTS UP! 

Shaggy 2 Dope - Don't listen to him, my nuts are the bomb!

( The two continue to argue about whose testicles are better and Vampiro just sits over in the corner with his head down, trying to avoid anyone from knowing that he is with these two. A few moments later the Girl's manager comes up. )

Manager - Gentlemen, either order something or get out!

( After his stern warning, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope finally order their food, and go take a seat next to Vampiro. )

Vampiro - Damn it, I can't take you guys anywhere without you having to talk about how you want to hold your damn nuts up to someone! Sometimes guys I wish I would have never met you back in the WCW days.

Violent J - Hey Vamp, no need to have a fit man, we are just being us.

Vampiro - That's it guys! You are still being as immature as you use to be, and honestly I think I've grown past that stage of my life. Guys I'm not saying that you need to totally grow up but please, learn to act like decent human beings in public!

Shaggy 2 Dope - Sorry Vamp, we didn't know it bothered you that much.

Vampiro - Well it usually don't, but when you tell some 17 year old girl to hold your nuts up Shaggy, then you need to get a life.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Vamp, we could talk about this all day, but in less than an hour we have more important things to do when we go to the arena for SmackDown!

Vampiro - I guess you're right, I mean yet again I have another match and this time it's with the hokiest son of a bitch I have ever seen. Hurricane, you claim to be the GWF's residential superhero, but in all honesty all you are is the GWF's residential punching bag, and come tonight you are going to be just that yet again. Hurricane, I try and not be over confident about my opponents, but how much credibility can you have when you're running around in a damn green cape and trying to make everyone believe that you are an actual superhero. Hurricane, in all honesty you are not even worth my breath, because I'm going to do to you what I've done to everyone else so far in the GWF, and make you another nail in the coffin.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Man Vamp, you just seem out of it today.

Vampiro - Shaggy, I'm not out of it I'm just sick and tired  of busting my ass around here and not getting anything back for it in return. I've been out in that ring week in and week out, and yet what has it got me? WHAT HAS IT GOT ME? Not a damn thing. I've worked my way back to the top of the GWF and all I've gotten is a few key victories under my belt and no damn title. Sure I get a shot at The Undertaker at WrestleMania, but the only reason why I have that shot is because I went through a damn battle royal to get it. I've finally began to notice that these so called champions in the GWF fear the new generation of competitors, and they will do whatever it takes to keep from facing actual talent that has a good chance of defeating them. Guys like The Undertaker, Crash Holly, and Chris Candido are great examples of what I like to call paper champions. They only defend their titles when they are forced to and even in those instances they find someone they know they can defeat, and keep things going their way. I'm just sick and damn tired of busting my ass of and getting nothing in return for it. It just seems to get any chance at being a champion once again I'm going to have to go through constant battle royals, and prove myself beyond a shadow of a doubt. If that's the way these paper champions what to play the game, then by all means I will play their game, but I am the one who will be in control when it's all said and done. Undertaker, come WrestleMania their will finally be no place for you to run and hide and you will finally have to put up or shut up and get inside the ring with The Wicked Lord of Darkness. Crash Holly, I've been calling you out for weeks now, and yet it seems every time I do you always backed down from what I have to say, so boy I'm going to throw out one more challenge to you, have it at Raw, Thunder, or SmackDown but this week I'm finally going to get my damn hands on you and get that European title off a damn paper champion! Crash, you have ducked me for so long, but now your back is against the wall, and I'm not going to let you run away this time. Crash, I'm going to haunt you until you finally decide to step up to the plate and give me that damn shot you know I deserve! Tonight, I have another chance to prove beyond a doubt that I deserve to be a champion, when I go into the ring with the Hurricane. Hurricane, I have nothing against you but tonight you are going to be a scape goat for all my frustration and anger.  Hurricane, I'm going to pour out all my emotions into tonight's match, and I'm going to use you as a steeping stone for things that are to come. Hurricane, tonight I'm going to walk out to that ring and do exactly what I do best, and that is give the people their hard earned money's worth when I go out to the ring and entertain them quite like no one else can. Hurricane, you have done it all in the GWF, and at one point in time you were the biggest and best superstar this organization had ever seen, but isn't funny how time has aged your legacy and time has aged your abilities as well? You no longer are the man you once were. Helms, be ready for tonight because I'm going to be ready and willing to do whatever it takes to beat you.

( Suddenly, Violent J stands up, and throws the table over. Vampiro looks up at him, and gives him a death look. )

Vampiro - J! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Violent J - Vampiro, listening to you talked his inspired me, and makes me want to get back into the ring myself! I've been with you all the way so far, and so has Shaggy but we need to get back into the ring as well. Vamp, we hear what you say on the paper champions, we've been calling out the tag team champions for weeks and weeks now, but yet we still get no answers from them. So right here and right now, I'm going to throw out one final challenge to the tag champs. Boys, it's put up or shut up time, and Violent J and Shaggy to dope are throwing out a challenge to the you at Raw Is War. Pogo, O'Haire you guys wanna call yourselves the darker side of society, well you are looking at the real deal when it comes to darker, and we are calling your asses out for tha tag team titles on Raw Is War!

Shaggy 2 Dope - Damn it J, now I gotta clean up this mess!

(The McDonald's manager hands Shaggy a dust pan and a broom and the scene fades to black with J and Vampiro laughing at Shaggy's attempts to sweep up the floor. )