~~~El VaMpIrO~~~

 { The battle was victorious, one man felt the wrath of the angel of death and now the journey has been set in stone. There is no turning back now, for to turn back now would mean the end of the journey. Vampiro is a man who preaches his words and then watches them come to life. Vampiro's next goal is to become simply put a champion, and he will do whatever it takes to climb to the top of the Global Wrestling Federation. For almost 270 days now, Chris Candido has paved the way as the man to be champion longer than anyone else. These days Candido is truly a former shadow of his past glory, that can very well be seen by his performance against Chris Jericho just a few short weeks ago, Candido wasn't even taken to the limit and he the lost the heart to continue and he allowed Chris Jericho to defeat him. Chris Candido, your days are numbered because the Dark Carnival, and more importantly Vampiro is out to destroy you. } 

( Moments after Thunder has gone off the air, the scene begins to fade into the locker room of The Dark Carnival. Vampiro is seen sitting in a single metal folding chair with beads of sweat dripping down his face, and a deep amount of pride running through his eyes. Vampiro is seen with a huge smile on his face while the Insane Clown Posse is seen standing beside him with smiles on there faces as well. In the background, the commentary of Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler can be heard and slowly as the picture pans back a bit, you can see that The Dark Carnival's attention is pointed towards a small television monitor, and they are watching events that took place earlier on this evening. Vampiro is seen hitting Lex Lugar with the Nail in the Coffin, and then he is seen getting his first victory since his return to the Global Wrestling Federation. As soon as the match is over, Vampiro and The Insane Clown Posse  are seen giving each other a set of high fives, and then embracing. )

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Vamp, that shit was whack dude, you did exactly what you said you were going to do to Lex Lugar! You tore his shit in half, and left him begging for mercy!

"The Master of Souls" Vampiro - Did you expect anything less J? 

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - HELL NO VAMP! YOU ARE THE MAN!

( Vampiro flashes Violent J and sick and evil smile, and then he gives him a high five once again. Vampiro then begins to speak once again. )

"The Master of Souls" Vampiro - Thanks J, it's nice to know you and 2 Dope support me to the fullest extent. J, if you expected anything less from me tonight than 100 percent then you need to go get your shit together dude. You see, unlike a lot of guys in the GWF, Vampiro is no pushover and every word that I have and will preach to the thousands and thousands of blithering idiots that use society as an excuse to be conformed monsters will always reign true and I will never lie to anyone of them. The truth hurts, and tonight after all the lies Lex Lugar told himself to build a sense of false confidence, I tore every lie down and fed him the truth with a true ass kicking! Lex, don't get me wrong you put up one hell of an effort tonight but the fact is you are nowhere near the level of an athlete that Vampiro is. You see, unlike you who got his ass kicked tonight Vampiro preaches the truth and then he goes out and makes it reality. You could say I am a little cocky, but when you go out to that damn ring and kick anyone's ass with nothing but pure ability you can back it up, and you are not cocky. Lex, I did just that tonight but honestly you were defeated before you ever walked into that ring tonight because I am a man who instilled fear into your heart and you couldn't conquer that fear, and it lead to your downfall. Lex Lugar, you will go down as a piece of history because you were the first man that fell victim to the Dark Carnival. Earlier tonight, this Dark Carnival which will soon grasp the entire GWF by its miserable throat and then proceed to shake it down to its lackluster core and then run ramped on it and bring forth a new genesis. The new genesis will dawn the new era of sports entertainment where it is no longer about long promos which will put you to sleep and cause you to go into convulsions because you have heard each and everyone of Chris Jericho's damn catchphrases 200 times before. Jericho, you can continue to avoid me for now, but sooner than later you will have to come face to face with the masters of souls and when you finally get the balls to step up to that point you will be defeated by the man who can see inside you and can channel your fear and use it as his most prominent weapon. Jericho, continue to dodge me as long as you wont, but soon and very soon indeed Vampiro will be looking you directly in the eyes and he will see your fear and use it against you as a dominate weapon and you will be defeated.

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Man Vamp, all this talk from you is burning me up. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that our message is being preached and all, but I want a piece of the action! I'm tired of just sitting around and waiting for something to come to me. I guess around here if you want things to happen you have to make them happen, and that is exactly what Shaggy 2 Dope is about to do! 

"The Master of Souls" Vampiro - Iight 2 Dope, what you got in mind bro?

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Tonight, I'm going to send out a challenge to a couple of punks of dare to call themselves Tag Team Champion! A.J. Styles and Jody Fleisch better known to all the idiots out there as Living Faglusly Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J send out a challenge to the both of you punks for something you got that we rightfully want and that is the GWF Tag Team Titles! Preach on it J!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - A.J. Styles, it sounds like to me you been hagin' around Rico a little bit too long if you got a name like that! Styles, you ain't nothin' but an overrated newbie that got clean break when he teamed up with that other freak Jody Fleisch! Who in the hell are you guys anyway? I have never seen either of you before and all of a sudden you can turn around and become tag team champions? You guys I can honestly say are a huge disgrace to those tag team titles and you guys need your asses put in check! The Insane Clown Posse is just the two men to put you guys in check, and I already know that once you guys find out The Insane Clown Posse is after you, you'll be pissin' down your legs in fear, and shit will be trembling down your ass! Living Dangerously ICP wants you, and we want you soon! You can't run from us forever, and when you finally get the balls to step up to the plate, and take on the two sickest members of the Dark Carnival. Dangerously run and hide from us if you want to, but sooner or later time will catch up with you, and so will the ICP! Duck us if you want, but we know why you will if you do.

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Because you are a couple of scared boys inside are evil funhouse of terror! Welcome to the next level boys, you ain't got much time left until the ICP gets there hands on you, and tears you new assholes! Living Dangerously is not a fitting name for the both of you because the fact is you are looking at the three men who are living dangerously; Vampiro, Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope are the men who are living dangerously and you boys are just walking around the GWF with a tag name, but when it comes down to plain and simple facts everyone knows you ain't livin' nothin' dangerously you are just using it as a cheap name for your weak tag team! Boys, I dare you to step into the ring with me and J because the fact is if and when you decide to grow some balls and do so, you will finally meet your makers, and those tag team title belts you hold so dear will finally be coming home with a team that truly deserves them!  Boys, duck us if you want which you probably will but sooner or later you wont be able to duck Violent J and myself anymore and when that day comes, you are going to become victims in our master plan!

"The Master of Souls" Vampiro - Which is an absolute takeover of the GWF. Ya know, as I sit here and look up and down a list of men who like to call themselves the WWF, it only makes me laugh. Ya know, you guys like to call yourselves the elite, the best, and the reason GWF lives on to this day. Well boys, you no longer rule the ring you are being challenged by the true rulers of the ring the Dark Carnival, and even more important, the leaders of the true elite wrestling promotion on the planet; JCW, Juggalo ChampionshXt Wrestling! When I think the WWF and its current "elite" members, one man comes to my mind as an overrated piece of shit who lives off his past glory and doesn't want to make any steps in the right direction. Chris Candido, you are without a doubt a man who is truly a mighty ring general who stands in defiance of defeat. Candido, you may be great but the fact is you are not the same man you where at one point in time, you have became a man who lives in his past glory and his past legacy. You don't want to take any steps forward and you want everyone to respect for you for what you have done and not what you are doing today. Candido I look at you as the most dominate man ever to step foot in a GWF ring, in fact at one point in time you and I were best of friends but now the tides have turned and the direction has changed. Candido I look at you now as nothing more then my nemesis, and a man who stands in my way of getting what I want and what I want is to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am the best ever this business has ever seen. I finally realized that if I had any affiliation with you I would be doomed to fallow in your shadows and I would never be able to shine in my own glory and greatness, and Candido that is why I cut all ties with you. Many would call me stupid for doing such a thing, because of the fact what you have brought and what you will continue to bring to the ring but I am not like "normal" people; in fact I am above and beyond what normal people are for I set the standard for all people to fallow. Candido you have set the standard for what the GWF has became but sadly, that is all you have done for the company. You set the standard for all of us to fallow, and then what did you do? You became nothing more than a little bitch! You became a shadow of what former greatness you had and you turned your back on everything you once stood for. Candido, I'm tired of everything you bring and I'm tired of you. So what I'm going to do right now is call your ass out! Candido, I no longer what to be known as your fallow I want to be known as the leader! Chris, I am tired of seeing you with that Cruiserweight Championship, and I know your every weakness and your every strength so what I purpose to you is that you finally show once and for all that you can do what you think you can. Chris, I'm calling your ass out anytime, anyplace, and anywhere you find the time to get off your lazy ass and actually defend your title I will be waiting first in line to get that shot, not because I've earned but because it is my right to expose you because honestly, I am the only man that can. Chris, think about what I've said and when you finally decide to grow balls, and face your fear of actually competition then come to me and face your fear of darkness.

( In the background, Shaggy 2 Dope can be seen picking up a medal folding chair, and he quickly throws it against the wall. Vampiro and Violent J quickly turn around and look at him with a peculiar look on both of there faces. )

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Shaggy, what in the hell are you doing?

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Man, I'm just frustrated with everything that's going on here! J, you and I didn't just come back to GWF to be Vampiro's bodyguards; we came back to get ourselves a little bit of ring action and more importantly tag team action! I want to get back into the ring, and in a major way! I'm tired of sitting on the sidelines, and I want to step forward and kick some ass!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Hey Shaggy, I know what you're saying dude, I want to get back in the ring as well, but we got to wait for the right moment!

"The Master of Souls" Vampiro - Guys, you can't wait for a moment to come along, you have to take everything and grab it by the throat and show your enemies that you are a threat to them and they should fear you. Guys that is what you're going to have to do in order to get what you want, but I tell you what, I'm willing to help you guys out if you want.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - How so Vamp?

"The Master of Souls" Vampiro - Well, recently I found out that none other than Dean Malenko, and a man who is involved with Living Dangerously called me out for a triple threat match, and I'm ready to accept it. You see, The Big Show is a member of Living Dangerously as well and if we can take him out and show those tag team chumps that we are not messing around, they will be forced to give you guys a shot at  there belts. So to Big Show and Dean Malenko, I will gladly accept your challenge for a match at SmackDown! It will give me another chance to display my new found ability, and also it will give me another chance to show that the GWF roster is full of weak and pathetic men who dare to call themselves wrestlers. Let's start with Dean Malenko. Malenko you dare to call yourself "The Ice Man" but honestly nothing close to ice runs through your veins. Malenko you are nothing but a former shadow of what ice truly is. Malenko you can run your mouth about how great you are, and you can continue to build the morons in the audience with your false sense of confidence, but you know deep down inside like everyone else soon to be that you fear the Dark Carnival, and more importantly you fear Vampiro. Dean, the reasons why I can say this is because you have already asked for Vampiro's help in this match. Dean, you said in order for us to stand a chance against the Big Show we need to work together and form a common bond to take him down. Dean, after I heard you say that I finally realized how weak of a human being you are. Just moments before saying that, you decided to talk trash about Vampiro, and show just how stupid you really are. Malenko, I'm going to look forward to handing you your ass on SmackDown. Malenko, continue to run your mouth about me all you want, but in the end everything you say wont amount to shit because I know everything you say is just an attempt to run me down, but boy I'm not going to back down from you! Malenko, your little manager Arn Anderson had the nerve to call me a little pest in your side. Well Dean, that is one mistake that the both of you will have to pay for because if you only consider me a little pest, then I'm going to have to teach you a lesson in reality and make you realize that I'm nothing but a nemesis and not a pest. Malenko, continue to run your mouth about me if you want, but it will be what leads to your destruction at SmackDown. Now, onto that other goof whom I'm going to be wrestling on SmackDown. Big Show, you have yet to speak on our battle, but yet I don't even need to hear a word from you to understand you are nothing more than a big stupid bastard! Big Show, once you finally get the guts up to run your mouth, then go ahead and talk all the shit about Vampiro you want to, but it wont make a damn bit difference because the outcome will be you will fall victim to the nail in the coffin. Big Show, bring your best to SmackDown, but it wont be enough to take out Vampiro because I am the angel of death, and I will defeat you!

( Vampiro takes a step backward, and Shaggy 2 Dope suddenly appears to be the main focus of the camera. He is scratching his hairy goatee, and then he suddenly gets the light bulb look. )

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Hey J, I got an idea!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - What's that Shaggy?

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Well you and I want to get our shot at the tag team titles, and well maybe Living Dangerously wants us to show we deserve a shot at those belts! So what I say we do is we take on a couple of other guys at Raw and show we deserve a shot at the titles! There are quite a few teams in the GWF right now, but one group of chinks I think we need to take out is The New Orient Express.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Damn it Shaggy, I know it's our job to offend people but do you honestly have to make fun of every ethnic group in the world?

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - J, you know I ain't racist I hate everyone equally! But seriously man we need to prove ourselves, it's been a long damn time since the ICP stepped into the wrestling ring, and we need to get back into fightin' shape before we step into the ring with the tag champs. So J, I say we take on the New Orient Express and get ourselves in shape!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Iight Shaggy, you got it bro! Well, I think we said everything we need to say so for now get the hell outta here!

( Quickly, Violent J picks up the camera man and throws him out of the room. The scene fades out as Violent J slams the door shut. )