~~~El VaMpIrO~~~

{ Another week and another battle is about to commence. This time though the stakes are raised, and the bar has been elevated. Time has elevated all who stand on the grandest stage, which is the Global Wrestling Federation and this time around, Vampiro has the chance to go for one of the highest goals in the GWF. Vampiro has the chance tonight to once again become the Intercontinental Champion of the GWF, and you can damn well bet he is going to make the best of this opertunity that was given to him. Many questions remain going into tonight's match with Shawn Michaels, but one thing is for sure; give a man an inch and he will walk a mile. }

( The scene opens outside a phone booth in Detroit, Michigan the site of GWF's last Pay-Per-View extravaganza, WRESTLEMANIA IV, the arena hasn't changed much since the event but everyone who was inside to witness it went home with a new felling of pride and desire for what exactly it is that these great sports entertainers do. Vampiro is seen standing outside the phone booth, and then he slowly walks inside with a calling card in his hand. Vampiro dials a few numbers, and then he looks on with a gave look oc anticipation, and he begins to speak. )

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Juggalos of the world, it's nice to finally have some time to finally be able to call all of you once again. Since the last time I spoke to most of you through the Juggalo hotline, a lot of things have been changing back and forth throughout the world of sports entertainment, and the evolution of Vampiro is one of those things that has been changing. Just a couple of short weeks ago at WrestleMania IV, I finally had accomplished a short term goal I had set for myself. The goal at which I had set for myself was not to win the Hardcore title. Hell anyone could tell you that honestly the Hardcore title doesn't mean anything to anyone except for the fact that they can call themself a champion. My real short term goal for that match was to make everyone finally take notice of what exactly the Macabre Jester can do. I think with all the added stipulations and flare the match had to it, the match itself came across as one of the greatest battles I've had since my February return to the GWF. Without I doubt I must give praise to The Undertaker for giving me one of the best matches of my life. After WrestleMania I had lined myself up with almost two months worth of title defenses, but I should have instead listened to my head and not my heart because just a few short days after winning the title I would lose it to Sting. Juggalos, I'm not going to sit here and make excuses for Vampiro, because the fact is I honestly don't need to make any excuses for myself I lost the match, and honestly I can't change what happened, but I know for a fact I can use what happened to better myself the next time I encounter Sting. Well Juggalos after Sting, I rolled into last weeks Raw and demolished Tommy Dreamer once again! Good Lord, I figured Tommy would have learned the first time that you don't fuck with the leader of the Juggalos and more importantly The Dark Carnival! Well Tommy, what you didn't learn last time you sure as hell did this time. And now after all of that, we are brought to what is present day, and tonight's edition of GWF Raw is War. Tonight I would have to tell all the Juggalos is one hell of an edition of Raw to watch. Why is this week's Raw so important you ask? Well, it isn't every day that you get to see Vampiro fighting for the Intercontinental Championship! You heard me right Juggalos, tonight I Vampiro will finally be getting another chance to become a champion. This time though, it seems the title magnitude is just a little better on the status scale. Tonight, Shawn Michaels has agreed to finally give me a shot at his Intercontinental Championship. I must say I am extremely happy about this because it gives everyone another chance to see just how great I can be when the pressure is on. Tonight Juggalos, you can all damn well bet I am going to give Shawn Michaels one hell of a run for his money, and if the timing is right we may very well see a changing of the guard tonight. Juggalos, if I had more to talk about I would, but it just seems that has been the past few weeks in the life of Vampiro, so please take it easy and watch Raw tonight.

( Vampiro quickly hangs up the telephone, and begins to walk towards a 2003 Ford Mustang GT. The Black Mustang is highlighted by dark red racing stripes, and extremely black tinted windows. Vampiro quickly walks towards the car, and as the cool wind blows on his face, he quickly opens up the door to the car, and hops on in. The scene then quickly changes to the inside of the car and once again Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are seen riding in the backseet of the car. This time though Violent J is seen holding the camera and Shaggy 2 Dope looks on with a look of dismay )

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Damn it, why don't I get to run the camera?

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Shaggy, we have been through this a dozen times already; I am a better camera man, so I should get to operate this sumabitch!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - And the entire GWF wonders why I am so fucking crazy.

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - It's not because of us Vamp, it's because you have too much of a workload!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - What do you mean Shaggy?

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - Well, have you honestly ever taken the time to look over how much crap you do every week?

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Shaggy, I'm tryying to prove myself.

"The Krazy Klown" Shaggy 2 Dope - To who Vamp? TO WHO? Vamp, have you ever stopped to think you might have already proven yourself to everyone? Have you ever stop to think that everyone might already respect you? Vamp if you would look back on everything you have accomplished since we have been back to the GWF, then you would see that you have already proven yourself! You have went out to the ring almost every damn week and almost every damn show and have kicked ass and taken names! Vamp you won a Hardcore battle royal that was one of the damnedest matches I have ever seen! And then to top all of it off you go to WrestleMania and beat The Undertaker in a Gates of Hell match! You honestly think you haven't proven yourself to anyone?

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Well Shaggy, sure I have done all that but what does it matter? All the accomplishments I have had so far in the GWF have been petty accomplishments. I mean honestly if you look back on everything that I have done so far, what does it matter? Sure it would be pretty cool stuff if you had never done anything in the GWF before, but the plain and simple facts are I am Vampiro!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Uhhh Vamp. I don't mean to sound like an idiot, but WE KNOW YOU ARE VAMPIRO!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - J, I know for a fact you know who I am because you have been around me for the best few months. What I'm talking about is do the people really know who I am?

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Hell yes they do, that's why they cheer you!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Or is that why they cheer me? Think about it J, only you and Shaggy really know me. The people cheer me only because right now I'm doing what they want me to, but the moment I do something they don't like, they will turn their backs on me quicker than you can say now! J, the fact is I love doing what I do and I love entertaining the people but sometimes I wonder if they cheer me because they like me or if they cheer me because I do what they want. I don't know which it is, and sometimes honestly I couldn't really care. All I know is that each and every night I am out in that ring I give one hundred percent of what I have, and until the day I decide to hang up the boots for good I will continue to give one hundred percent of myself to each and every match I am in. No matter if it is against the weakest of the weak, or the best of the best. I have found that I have something truly great to offer this company and I'm going to continue to grace the GWF with my ability until I decide that I can't do it no more.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Well, it's nice to know you haven't lost your fighting spirit!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - That is something I don't ever think I will lose. The facts are that the desire to be the best burns deep down in my soul, and I will not rest until I make it to that point to simply be the best. To best the best I know I am going to have to overcome a lot, and to be honest in order to pave my way to the next level, I already have a lost I must overcome.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - And that would be to Sting I'm guessing?

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Right. Gosh it was just two weeks ago I won the Hardcore title, and in my first defense I somehow manage to lose it. I know I've made up a lot of excuses for that, mainly my injuries at the time were my big excuse, and honestly I wasn't really fighting Sting; I was fighting my injuries. If I had been at one hundred percent on that night I could have guaranteed that Sting would have left Thunder with another loss under his belt, but instead he left with me belt. I guess things happen, and they do quite a bit of the time but it's just another challenge I have to overcome. I guess I got threw a curve ball, and I didn't know how to hit it. I could talk about Sting all night, but honestly he really isn't worth another second of my time! What is important to me right now is another man.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - And that would be who?

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Shawn Michaels!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - You mean the GWF Itercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels.

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Exactly! It seems I'm going to be taking one giant leap forward in championship matches. Just two weeks ago I was fighting for the Hardcore title and now I have stepped up to the plate for one of the bigger titles in the GWF.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Vamp, there is only one belt better than that!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Right, but right now J I'm not ready to conquer that mountain, I need to get myself ready for it and I can tell you this is surely a step in the right direction to get to that point. Don't get me wrong, my dream is to one day be the GWF World Champion but I know in order to get to that point I have to prove myself to a lot of people; and the first way to do that is to win the Itercontinental title. The only small roadblock that stands in my way of getting the IC belt is Shawn Michaels.

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - THE ONLY SMALL ROADBLOCK? VAMP, do you know what you are talking about? It seems you are taking Shawn Michaels very lightly!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - J, you know for a fact I take no person lightly!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Well, it sounds like to me that you sure are not taking him strongly! Vamp, this guy is a former World Champion, he has beaten a lot of people and he is one of the best today!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Did you notice the one tense you used almost throughout that whole sentence J?

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - No, what was it?

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - Past. J, in that last sentence you used a lot of past tense. Sure Shawn Michaels was a World Champion, he defeated a lot of people, but that was all in the past J. Recently it would seem to me that Shawn Michaels has lost a lot of that luster that at one point had made him a true superstar. You see J, Shawn is a great competitor and he shows us that every time he goes out to the ring and entertains all of us. Like I said though, a lot of the things Shawn has done are now in the past and he no longer holds on to the present glory at which you have been telling me about. J, Shawn is a man who is not only a great wrestler, but he is great on the mic as well. In case you haven't heard his latest promo, he has had some strong things to say about me. For starters he goes on to call me a nothing, and honestly I would expect that from Shawn. Why would I expect it? It's very simple, I know how Shawn plays mind games and that is all he is trying to do play mind games with me. Shawn, you have to say some harsher things than that to get a rise out of me because I know in the end cooler heads will always prevail, and that is what you want me to do is loose my cool. Shawn you can try all you want to break my composure, but the fact is that you are going to have to do something better than your second grad level insults. You can diss me all you want, but when you dissed the Carnival you walked right out of line boy, because the Carnival is a group that is fallowed by many lost souls and all we try to do is stand up for the lost souls of this earth and give them heroes. We are all about stepping up to the plate, and putting the dominate people in society in there places. Shawn Michaels, that is exactly what I plan on doing to you tonight on Raw. Shawn you have tried to compromise my character and more importantly the character of the entire Carnival, and for that you must be defeated. Sure you can talk about how I am not at your level this, how you are so much better than me that, and how you are going to kick my ass but so far Shawn the only thing you have done is spit out a bunch of fucking words! Shawn, before you can say what you say is truth you have to prove it! Tonight you have the golden chance to put me in my place, and I'm going to say this if you defeat me, than that is fine but I know deep down in your heart Shawn Michaels you and D-egeneration X fear the Carnival! You fear us because you know that we are the only force that is strong enough to destroy D-Generation X. Sure the GWF has a lot of stables and groups, but all fail to the power that the Carnival has. Shawn Michaels I can tell that the worst day of DX's life was the night that the Carnival formed! Sure we came along first, but the intimidation that we bring and have brung makes us stand out for a lot of reasons. Sure we look like circus freaks for one thing, but hey that is the way we choose to present ourselves and that's the way we like it. You see inside the Carnival we have dark and sick minds and we do whatever it takes to get what we want and tonight I plan on doing just that when we finally go one on one Shawn. Shawn, you have had the chance to run your mouth at me, and I am glad you had fun doing it because in just a few short hours I'm going to be in Canada, and I'm going to hand you your ass!

"The Real Killer Clown" Violent J - Damn Vamp, I had that figured all wrong, you truly are confident about tonight!

"The Macabre Jester" Vampiro - J, I told you I was and I guess to make you believe I was I had to give a long ass speech huh? Well, it's all cool because I know you back Vampiro. J, I'm just pumped for tonight because I finally get a chance to get back what is mine, and that is a Championship! Sure, I've been IC Champ before, but that was in the past. Down the road they call yesterday I found a moment in the sun, but now I hope the sun will be as kind today because I need to be at that point once again. I need to be the best in order to prove to myself that I am still the best. I know all of my fans still think I am the best in sports entertainment today, but I know with fans there are also a lot of doubters, and the main doubter of everything I stand for is someone like Shawn Michaels. Shawn, you use fear and intimidation like I said to make yourself look better and try to undermind your opponets. It might have worked with the ones that came before, but tonight Shawn nothing you do is going to work on me. You can play all the mind games you want with me, but the fact is I know you only play those mind games because you want to try and shake my confidence. Well Shawn, I won't let you shake my confidence and I won't let you take me off my path of glory which is getting back to the top of the GWF. Tonight Shawn, I take another step in the right direction when I go one on one with you. I know I want to be champion, but even if I don't defeat you tonight I will gain one goal if anything, and that is I will gain not only your respect but I will gain a lot of respect from the doubters in the GWF. Tonight is my one chance to leave everything that happened in the past in the past, and tonight I have the chance to move forward and gain back the glory and respect I have lost in everyone's eyes since Sting defeated me. Shawn, tonight is my chance and you can damn well bet that Vampiro will stand up and take advantage of every chance he gets and tonight will be no different. Tonight Shawn Michaels, the era of DX begins its downfall, because I'm going to take your IC belt and place it around the waist of all the fallowers of the Carnival. Tonight will be one hell of a night for the carnival, and tonight we will move forward with our dreams and goals, and we will leave all of yesterday in the past. Tonight, "Heart Break Kid" you will experience a heart break of the most crushing kind, watching your dreams die right in front of your eyes. You will see your IC Championship slip away from your hands, and then you will watch on as the new era of Vampiro begins, and then you will have to ask yourself this question, "Who is crappy now?"

( With that, Violent J turns the camera off while Vampiro continues to give it one strong look of deep determination. )