~~~El VaMpIrO~~~

{ Just a few short days ago on Thunder, Vampiro lost what he had worked so hard to get. In one of the most disappointing aspects of his career since his return to the GWF, Vampiro lost his newly won Hardcore Championship to Sting. Ever since then we haven't heard or seen a thing from Vampiro and many are wondering once again if he has gone into seclusion or what exactly has happened to our Macabre Jester. After a few days of silence, Vampiro is back and with another huge match up set for Raw Is War. }

( The scene cues up outside a local McDonalds in Cleveland, Ohio as Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope stand outside the entrance door with a look of anticipation on there faces. Shaggy just walks back and forth, but quickly J grabs him and begins to speak. )

Violent J - DAMN IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SUSPENSE! WHERE IN THE HELL IS HERE?

( J begins to shake Shaggy violently back and forth for a few seconds until finally Shaggy slaps him across the face, and J quickly drops Shaggy to the ground. )

Violent J - What in the hell was that for?

Shaggy 2 Dope - Would you have rather had me puke on you?

Violent J - Uhhh... I guess not...

Shaggy 2 Dope - Well, I did what you would have wanted me to do then. Now, if you excuse me...

( Shaggy goes over to a trash can, and begins to puke his guts up. J just looks on at him and laughs for a moment, and then he goes over to consult his friend. )

Violent J - Shaggy, you ok?

Shaggy 2 Dope - Hell yeah man, I feel great! 

Violent J - Damn man, that shit smells what did you eat today?

Shaggy 2 Dope - I didn't eat nothing man! I just had four bottles of faygo!

Violent J - What flavor?

Shaggy 2 Dope - Strawberry!

Violent J - No wonder that crap smells so bad!

Shaggy 2 Dope - But anyway J, what are we here for?

Violent J - If memory serves me correctly, Vampiro said he was going to be here. 

Shaggy 2 Dope - If memory serves you correctly? I thought you knew where Vampiro was at all times!

Violent J - Well I usually do, but he has just upped and disappeared again...

Shaggy 2 Dope - I guess it had to do with Sting huh?

Violent J - Who knows to be honest with you, Vamp just ain't been himself lately.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Yeah, I've noticed that. He just seems to be out of it anymore.

Violent J - Well I wouldn't say he's out of it, but he just has been acting funny lately.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Yeah. What time did he say he was going to be here?

Violent J - Hell if I know, he just said to be here between 2 and 4.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Well, he's got a two hour period to show up.

Violent J - And he will.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Yeah, but while we are waitin' dude I got some shit I want to throw at ya.

Violent J - Iight dude, I'm all ears.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Man, ever since we came back to the GWF with Vamp we have been playin' second fiddle to him.

Violent J - I know Shaggy, but Vampiro has led us to the promise land look at it this way man; the Carnival is growing and Vampiro is soon to be at the top of the GWF man!

Shaggy 2 Dope - I know J, but I can't think of how I want to be at the top myself. I've dreamed of getting my hands on a piece of gold and well honestly, I don't know just how much longer I can sit around and wait!

Violent J - Well Shaggy, there is always chances to go after DX and you know that.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Yeah, and I think we need to start taking our chances!

Violent J - That we do my man, that we do.

Shaggy 2 Dope - So what I was thinking was as soon as we get to the arena tonight we punk 'em out!

Violent J - We could do that, but that would start a war that the both of us might not be able to win right now.

Shaggy 2 Dope - That is true J, very true. Well how should we go about doing this then?

Violent J - Simple, like men and call them out.

Shaggy 2 Dope - For what?

Violent J - A match,,,

Shaggy 2 Dope - When?

Violent J - Thunder.

Shaggy 2 Dope - Tag titles?

Violent J - You bet!

Shaggy 2 Dope - Sweet! We are going to get those belts off those ass clowns!

Violent J - Damn it Shaggy! I told you, don't act like that fag Chris Jericho!

Shaggy 2 Dope - Opps, my bad J. 

Violent J - It's iight, just don't do it again man!

Shaggy 2 Dope - Iight.

Violent J - Anyway, sometime this week we need to make those punks aware we want there tag belts!

Shaggy 2 Dope - Well, I'm sure we can think of something!

Violent J - I know we can, but for now let's be patient with it!

( Suddenly, a black Mustang GT is seen roaring down the road, and it quickly turns into the McDonalds parking lot and the license plates on the Mustang read "El Vamp." Shaggy 2 Dope  and Violent J both jump up quick and run over to the car. The driver's side door opens and Vampiro quickly gets out of the car. Vampiro is seen wearing a usual pair of black jeans and his newest GWF t-shirt. Vampiro looks at his boys, The Insane Clown Posse, and he gives them a huge smile. )

Vampiro - Guys, it's great to see you again.

Violent J - Vamp, where in the hell have you been? 

Vampiro - J, don't you ever check the Juggalo hotline? 

Violent J - Man, I just update it when I want, I don't ever take the time to listen because I figure I'm the only one that ever writes in it!

Vampiro - Well, if you would have bothered to check the hotline you would have found out that I had a bad sinus infection and I was at home all weekend resting, and getting better. In other words J I was sick.

Violent J - Good excuse, hell when I'm sick you barely see anything of me or hear anything from me either so I understand Vamp. Well, I'm just glad you're back man! 

Vampiro - I'm glad to back and at 100% It's not everyday I get sick, and honestly I'm kinda glad I did!

Violent J - Why man?

Vampiro - It gave me a chance to do a reflection of myself, and honestly I got the chance to look over the things that were bothering me, and now I'm back to being 100 percent mentally and physically.

Violent J - Well, I doubt physically. I think you will never be the same after that match with The Undertaker.

Vampiro - Well, in that case let me say I'm in as good of condition as I can be.  I'm just glad to say I'm back and better than ever! It's time for Vampiro to get back on the winning ways and it's time to get back on track! Tonight it all starts!

Violent J - You got a match at Raw I take it?

Vampiro - Hell yes man, it seems Tommy dreamer wants to go one on one with me yet again. I would have figured that he would have learned since the last time I fought him you don't mess with Vampiro!

Violent J - Well, maybe he needs some more sense beat into him!

Vampiro - Could very well be my man! I mean I seen Tommy's last promo and honestly the only word I could make out was FREAK! It seems ever since I beat him on SmackDown a little while back he has became nothing but a blithering idiot! I mean first he uses the word FREAK over and over again, and then he goes on to insult Michael Cole!

Violent J - Well you know for a fact that everyone insults Michael Cole!

Vampiro - THAT'S BEYOND THE POINT! Damn it J, you know that Kevin McDermott gave us the official job of being the pains in Cole's ass that won't go away! If anyone gets to make fun of him it is us! No one should be allowed to do it but us! Tommy Dreamer has went out on record and insulted Cole, we must get our revenge! 

Shaggy 2 Dope - We are getting revenge on someone who is making fun of someone who we make fun of... It doesn't sound very nice!

Vampiro - Shaggy, for once you have a good point but this time as usual you are damn wrong about the situation! It might not be a good thing to do, but we make fun of Cole, and no one else should be allowed to! We must seek our revenge on this man who claims to be the innovator of violence! Tommy Dreamer, it seems you want another match with me and I'm happy to oblige. If I has the Hardcore title still I would be putting it on the line but as you can see Sting took that from me in a state when I was weak and I listened to my heart when I should have listened to my head. I've been known to make some big mistakes in my time and stepping back into the ring last week on Thunder was a big one. It wasn't the fact I was facing Sting, but it was the fact that I came back to the ring so soon and I wasn't at 100 percent. Sting, all I can say to you is that you got lucky, and boy let me tell you something. When you and I met once again I can damn well bet you that you won't be as lucky as you were! Sting, I'm going to issue a challenge to you; I WANT A DAMN REMATCH! Sting, anytime anywhere anyplace, if you face me again I can damn well bet you that this time around you won't be as lucky!  So Sting, when you decide to grow some balls I will face you again one on one for MY HARDCORE TITLE! And hell while I'm on such a streak I might as well throw out the biggest challenge of them all! Juvi Guerrera, I'm going to throw out a challenge to you as well! I've seen this little tournament you have going to decide who is going to face you at Backlash, and honestly it makes me sick! Sure my boy Pogo got in, but was this thing ever brought to the attention of Vampiro? HELL NO IT WASN'T! Juvi, just like everyone else it seems you are running scared of me, but I can't really say that because I haven't ever really had the chance to talk to you. Well Juvi, I'm just going to say this; when you want, I don't care when but I'm going to call you out for a match as well!

Violent J - Vamp, you ready to grab some food?

Vampiro - Hell yes!

Violent J - Well, let's go in.

( The trio walks inside the McDonalds as the scene fades to black. )