(‘I’ll Get inside you
I’ll get inside you’
The darkened image of ULW’s initials gently appears behind black oily substance before slowly disappearing again before suddenly the guitars from Adema’s tune “Get inside you” begins to play, instantly the image of Blood is shown standing in the ring beside his two female entourage, the shot then turns to Kyle Scott standing beside Nathan Creed, the two men looking cocky and confident.
Suddenly the chorus explodes into action and Keelie Balcon-Gray is seen flying off the top rope and wrapping her legs around the head of GBH throwing him across the ring before Colossus is seen destroying another opponent, the clip quickly then changes to GBH slamming a superkick into the jaw of his opponent!
“They would always say I would never be shit,
BUT LOOK AT ME NOW, LOOK AT ME NOW”
The dying down of the chorus suddenly causes a more peaceful shot of Sheryl Gray smiling evilly up one side of her face, before suddenly the words ‘look at me now’ explode from the song like an anger being held back, the chorus then comes back showing various clips of the wrestlers of ULW:R destroying one another in vicious action. The letters of ULW then re-appear followed by an explosion that rips through the brand initials and enters the arena causing the beginning of the show)
Ozzy Onstot:
Diamond:
Ozzy:
Diamond:
Ozzy:
(Suddenly however the optimistic views of Ozzy Onstot suddenly look dull as the lights dim in the arena and the fans in the small arena stand to there feet from there chairs and just look up the small ramp to find out what is going to happen, however it soon becomes clear as the recognizable entrance theme of Sheryl Marie Gray suddenly blasts out,
“THE BITCH, IS MOST DEFINITELY BACK!”
Suddenly fireworks of red and white explode from the rampway as The light slowly return to see the ULW and ULW:R owner Sheryl Gray on the rampway, a smile on her face as the fans react loudly with shock and cheers at the sight of the Gray who created all this four years ago when she beat Drew P of the HSW in a match to take his company and his roster, ULW has never looked back since.
Sheryl Gray:
(The fans cheer loudly, partly to prove her point and partly as they are pleased with what they are hearing.)
Sheryl Gray:
(The fans cheer loudly again as Sheryl nods, she then sighs before looking toward Ozzy Onstot and Simon Diamond. Her eyes cast upon the commentary team.)
Sheryl Gray:
(The fans are as shocked as Ozzy and Diamond as they stand up from there booths, unsure what to make of Sheryl Gray’s comments, however Diamond, just shouts some abuse at Mrs. Gray who shakes her head for a moment before pacing the ring again, she then looks back at them.)
Sheryl:
(The two men just look at one another remembering the two drag queens match last week, instantly they just smile at Sheryl to the laughter of the fans before they seemingly walk happily away from the commentary desk and slowly back up the ramp, however as they do, Sheryl just raises the mic again and turns to the small gym full of fans and talks.)
Sheryl:
(The fans suddenly stand up and runs to the barriers as the shows music suddenly burst out of the speaker system again, the curtains pull aside and Jerry Walters steps out with a happy smile across his face, Tim May next to him dressed in a suit as he is often seen with Hell’s Angels in the main ULW federation, the two men share no words with Ozzy and Diamond as the four men pass one another before smiling at Sheryl who is applauding them with the fans as they make there way to there seats at ringside, the fans are just grabbing the hands and doing what they can to get a touch of the legendary duo who held the ULW commentary box right back to the days when ULW was running under the name HSW. They sit down in there seats and just place there headsets on as Sheryl finishes applauding them and the music dies down, she turns back to the fans and just raises the mic one more time.)
Sheryl:
(The fans go nuts as she calls for the show to begin, smiling she just hands the mic back to the ring announcer and steps out of the ring before walking up the ramp and standing on the stage, seemingly ready to watch the upcoming match from a distance.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(‘Five Minutes Alone’ by Pantera suddenly explodes from the speakers as the curtains are thrown aside to the sight of Justin Tyme, he steps onto the stage and just taunts the fans both sides of the stage before making a gesture to Sheryl Gray who just smiles, behind him Auntie Maxine and Blade step out as well, the three of them looking at there opponents in the ring, they then begin to walk down the ramp, Justin very lively as he makes his way down there, he leaps up onto the apron and instantly shouts abuse at the men across from him as Maxine and Blade also enter the ring.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(The bell sounds as Justin Tyme seems ready to start for his team, across from him Silveroak looks prepared to meet him, instantly the two men begin to circle the ring and loosen themselves up before suddenly they go for the lock up, but Justin just rolls under his arm and into a forward roll and right back to his feet before turning to Silveroak before waving the finger right in his face and leaping back away from him laughing loudly to a loud reaction from the fans who begin the chant “You got burned, you got burned”, the two men just begin to circle the ring again before this time, they DO lock up and begin pushing back and forth off one another however Justin quickly ducks under the arm of Silveroak and turns the lockup into a wristlock, however Silveroak quickly counters with a roll forward before leaping backwards right back onto his feet and then countering into a wristlock of his own, but Justin just runs at the ropes and leaps off the middle one backwards and right back onto his feet before keeping with the momentum and throwing Silveroak with a nice arm drag takedown, Silveroak just quickly stands and runs back at Justin, but he sees him coming and ducks low, before swiping the legs of Silveroak away and going for the pin, but he doesn’t even make one before he is pushed off, both men then just nip up, but as they reach there feet Silveroak just swings with a wild clothesline before missing and continuing on into the ropes, he then comes back at Justin who slides onto the ground chest down causing Silveroak to leap over him and into the ropes opposite, but this time Justin leapfrogs him and just waits for him to come back, he does and Justin just leaps in the air again, this time hitting an absolutely text book dropkick that sends Silveroak to the mat hard as Justin stands up and looks to the fans before tensing himself showing the muscle he is made up of.
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Maxine just grabs Silveroak by the hair and lifts him to his feet again, however AMOK just jumps in the ring and runs at Maxine however the drag queen sees him coming and ducks low before lifting him over his head and dropping hard onto the mat with a back body drop, it is then down to Rushdi to enter the ring, but before he can do anything Justin Tyme just leaps onto the top rope before leaping right over the head of Maxine hitting Rushdi with a huge springboard missile dropkick that takes him down to the mat with a thud.
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Justin just begins to stand up before tagging Maxine back in, he then turns to Blade and just suddenly slaps the man across the face knocking him off the apron, the fans shouting loudly as Justin attacks his own team mate, Maxine however just stomps hard on Rushdi before both he and Justin lift the man to his feet and throw him off the ropes to the ropes opposite, he comes off of them and Maxine just lunges with a straight kick to his midsection bending him forward before suddenly Justin comes off the opposite ropes and leaps at him with both feet hitting him with a huge dropkick to the face, the slapping sound echoing around the arena causing a huge reaction from the fans before suddenly Maxine drops an elbow on him, Justin Tyme then walks to the apron and just grabs the top rope before calling to the fans and throws himself over, THE TYME WARP (slingshot leg drop)!! He hits it and Rushdi is out of it, however from across the ring, Silveroak charges Justin and just clotheslines him hard over the ropes, both men dropping to the safety mats on the outside of the ring!
Sheryl:
(The fans instantly begin to cheer loudly as Sheryl patronizingly scratches her head and looks across the four men who don’t understand what she is saying.)
Sheryl:
The first judge will be none other then former ULW World Champion, HURSE!
Now let’s see you under perform!
(Sheryl just throws the mic aside as the fans cheer loudly for what they just heard, she then turns and walks through the curtains to the backstage area as her music explodes through the speaker system, what a start to the show!!)
Kyle:
(Blood just stops doing press up’s but does not stand, instead he just remains in the ready position, his eyes glaring at the floor, listening to the voice as Zhara Winchester just stood up and walked to Kyle Scott, stepping on Bloods back as she passed him, using him like a step that just happened to be in the way.)
Zhara:
Kyle:
Zhara:
(Scott just rubs his chin before looking over the shoulder of Zhara to see the big man himself standing up to his feet, he turns to the door and see Kyle before grunting with anger.)
Kyle:
Zhara:
Kyle:
(Kyle Scott just huffs a laugh out before turning from Zhara who looks furious her eyes gleaming evilly in the direction Kyle Scott has walked off before she takes a deep breath and does what she can to contain her temper.)
Tom Hammond:
Jon Rich:
(Suddenly Andrew May walks into shot, his eyes confident and expressive of his intentions, he has the former ULW:R world title over his shoulder a belt he won in the original company before it was re-marketed and re-hyped, he grins from ear to ear at Jon Rich as he looks him up and down with disgust, Hammond just leans the mic to him.)
Andrew May:
Tom:
Andrew May:
Jon Rich:
Andrew May:
(The fans just boo loudly as suddenly Andrew May just arrogantly walks past Jon Rich slamming his shoulder against Jon’s before walking out of the shot leaving Jon Rich to stare on angrily as Tom Hammond looks around, as usual, unsure what to do next.)
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(The sound of Stone Sour suddenly explodes from the speakers as the fans stand to there feet again preparing for the next match in the small Chicago arena, the video of Kyle Scott is playing over the big screen and the fans just cheer loudly for him as he walks out from the back and throws his arms into the air, he then walks down the ring and rolls under the ropes before walking to the far corner and climbing to the middle rope, his arms lifting to the skies again before he jumps back down and turns to the ramp preparing for his larger then life opponent.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Superstar by Saliva suddenly plays out of the speaker system and seconds later the huge 7ft 2”, 500 pound monster walks out from the back and just roars in anger to the mixed reaction from the fans however before he even hits the rampway, Kyle Scott slides out of the ring and begins to run up the ramp at him, the fans just cheer loudly as suddenly both men just throw right hands back and forth, going right hand for right hand, but the strength is on the size of Colossus who knocks Scott to the ground eventually with a hammering right hand, he then grabs him by the hair and walks him down the ramp, but suddenly Kyle slams an elbow into his stomach and just grabs his head before viciously slamming his face into the apron causing the big man to drop to one knee, he then steps back and just slams a boot into the side of Colossus head to a cheer from the fans.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Kyle Scott grabs Colossus by the head and just rolls him into the ring, but instead of coming in after him grabs Colossus under the chin and drags him across the corner of the apron before stepping back and slamming an elbow across the head of the giant bending his neck violently across the corner of the apron mat, Colossus just rolls into the ring holding that neck as Kyle grabs the top rope and pulls himself onto the apron before climbing through the ropes, the bell finally sounding to begin this match.
Kyle just stomps across the body of the big man keeping him down before running back off the ropes and coming back at him before leaping in the air and dropping a nice leg drop across his throat, he then hooks the leg,
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Colossus turns back to Kyle Scott in the corner, his body still trying to regain the air he just lost, he leans down and grabs him by the hair and lifts him back to his feet before dragging him to the centre of the ring for the fans to see all that is about to happen, he suddenly lifts him up off the canvas and right above his head showing huge amounts of strength with the gorilla press, he then drops him across his shoulder and suddenly drops him right down into a huge backbreaker that has the fans crying with a reaction to the huge move that has Kyle Scott crying in pain, he arches his back in agony as Colossus just stands back to his feet, a smile coming over his face, he walks to Kyle Scott again and this time just stands on his chest with one foot, then the other causing Kyle to cry out again before Colossus just steps back off him and roars with a taunt to the fans, some cheering him, many still unsure who to like more in this match of the babyfaces.
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Kyle Scott just crawls over Colossus not realizing Zhara is at ringside, he hooks the leg,
Sheryl:
Zhara:
(Sheryl smiles and takes a deep breath before nodding to the comment.)
Zhara:
Sheryl:
(Zhara just laughs the comment off before nodding at the lack of intimidation in Sheryl Gray.)
Zhara:
Sheryl:
(Sheryl just smiles at Zhara before opening the door to her office, the door slamming right back in the face of Zhara who just looks even more angry, her emotions still pissed off about Kyle Scott earlier on in the night with that kiss, now with this, the disrespect from Sheryl Gray and what the hell did she mean, be careful what you wish for?)
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(“She is my sin” by Nightwish suddenly burst out of the speakers as the fans boo loudly to the man coming out from the back, he pushes the curtains aside and just walks out, his arms to his side and a smile over his face, he stops at the top of the ramp and points out to the fans that he was the official ULW:R world champion before the original federation closed down and just lifts the belt in the air before walking down the ring and shouting abuse at the people in the front row, he then leaps onto the apron and steps in the ring before placing his belt in the corner of the ring and awaiting his opponent, Jon Rich.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
(Suddenly ‘Unbreakable’ by Bon Jovi breaks out of the speakers causing the fans to change there response, many begin to cheer, only the odd boo in the fans as Jon Rich suddenly steps out from the back, his arms in the air and his eyes set on Andrew May in the ring, he suddenly sprints down the ramp and just slides in the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and raising his arms to the fans again before jumping down and turning to May, the two men already talking shit to one another.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(The bell sounds as both men loosen themselves up and prepare for there match, the two men circling the ring and just looking for an opening before they lunge into the collar-elbow tie up, but straight away Jon Rich just forces Andrew May back to the ropes hard leaning him right over them, instantly the official jumps in between them and pulls them apart, but as the official walks Jon Rich away from the former ULW man, Andrew May, May just leaves the ring and stands on the outside moaning to the official that Rich was pulling on his hair, the fans just boo loudly at this as May just turns to them and waves them the finger, he then turns back to the ring and climbs up on the apron slowly demanding that the official keep Rich back before slowly he enters the ring.
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Rich rolls across May for the pin,
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Jon Rich is slowly beginning to get back up and May just walks to the corner and climbs the second rope, Rich gets to all fours before suddenly May leaps off and hits a leg drop that drills him face first right back down to the mat, he then stands up and just drops a standing elbow right across the forehead of Jon Rich! He stands Jon back up and walks him across to the corner before slamming him face first into the top turnbuckle and again, he then walks him out to the middle of the ring and just lifts him off the mat to his side and drops him down hard across his knee with a backbreaker that bounces the back of Jon Rich of his knee, quickly he goes for the cover,
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
ULW:R Presents ULW ‘Revolution’ LIVE, 12/02/2007
(The small gym sized arena cheers as loud as a hundred thousand people as the show begins, fireworks exploding from the entrance ramp and the ring as the world prepares for another ULW show, the sound of the theme tune is blasting through the arena as the camera pan across the fans, looking at the signs that lurk around the arena area, they then turn right to Diamond and Ozz who sit at ringside preparing for another great event of action.)
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to ULW: Revolutions, the second ever show by the company and what a night this promises to be, with last weeks sacking of Keelie Balcon-Gray, the winners of the Heavyweight division and now this week, the beginning of the League Title Tournament!
Yep, the waste of space wrestlers not good enough for the world division now have to fight for the smaller championship, I bet they love it.
Why not? Any kind of championship is something worth bragging about in this business, it shows your top of a division and leading a brand in some shape and form.
Yeah, yeah, is that why this weeks show has been left secondary to Mordrid huh? The guy has taken a holiday for this show, second show in, I don’t blame the guy to be honest with you.
The rumors are continuing to circle that ULW:R’s duty manager, the man running the ship here has taken extended leave from the ULW, but I’ll be honest with you, we here this stuff all the time through the media, chances are he is simply doing business somewhere else!
She walks down the ramp slowly slapping the hands of the fans, the arena and surroundings much different to what she would expect to see in a typical ULW arena, where the stands are packed with nearly 60,000 fans a show, this arena most hold no more then 700 people! She climbs onto the apron as she reaches the ring and just steps into the squared circle before glaring around at the fans, many of whom are standing and applauding her. She takes the mic from the ring announcer and just smiles at him as he leaves the ring before slowly her music comes to an end and she strides back and forth across the ring her eyes looking down at the mat.)
Well, well, well. This was a position I never thought I’d see myself in again, in front of ULW camera’s, in a ULW ring, staring at the masses of ULW fans, yet, this is no ordinary ULW ring, no, no, no, this is ULW: Revolutions, it doesn’t need big crowds, big arenas, lots of lights and fireworks to be a great night huh? This is wrestling to the core, loyal, loud and pushing the wrestlers from the moment the match starts to the time it finishes…This is much more personal, I can vouch for that from just walking down that ramp.
But I bet you people are thinking why I am here, why I am standing before you in this ring again, well, its because the rumors of Michael Mordrid taking an extended holiday without permission is very true. In actual fact, it’s the one reason why I have decided to come back to the cameras and be this shows NEW general manager!
Sadly with any takeover there is going to be casualties and people who do not fit in with the new plans and agendas at work here and Ozzy, Diamond, I’m afraid you are the first to suffer my wrath, you see, I have two men desperate to take your positions, two men experienced and proven as the best in the business at what they do and they live and breath ULW, where as I know both of you are very much Mordrid fans…So let me save you from the punishments I am going to put Mordrid through and simply pay off your contracts in full now!
Ozzy, Diamond, if you boys don’t leave that commentary booth now I will have security force you backstage and lock you in a room with AMOK and Auntie Maxine – rumor has it the two of them have some pretty fucked up, pre-match rituals!
Moments ago, I mentioned two people to take there place, two people to step up to the plate who live and breathe ULW, from the main federation down to this much more independent scene that is loved by so many, so without further ado, let me introduce you all, TO JERRY WALTERS AND TIM MAY!!!
SO WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME WRESTLING!!!
League Title Match
AMOK, Silveroak & Rushdi Vs Auntie Maxine, Blade & Justin Tyme
(The Unforgiven suddenly explodes from the speakers as the entrance video for Silveroak begins to play over the screen, the fans just stand to there feet preparing for the entrance of the man himself, the curtain pull aside and there he is, alongside his team mates Mohammed Rushdi and AMOK who is dressed in a flowery frock, they slowly walk to the ring and make there way around the apron before each man climbs into the squared circle in there own fashion, they then wait and prepare for there opponents.)
So here we go ladies and gentleman, we are back here in ULW: R and I think I speak for both me and Tim May when I say, it is great to be back in these seats and to kick off, we have a six man tag team match between some of these new talents that I have to admit, neither me or Tim have seen a lot of.
I know enough Jerry to know that you really shouldn’t watch this match if you don’t want to throw up, believe me, AMOK is nothing compared to Auntie Maxine!
There certainly strange persona’s to say the least, it will be interesting to call this match I think.
All six men in the ring here and it goes without saying that this Auntie Maxine is a very strange human being to say the least, but nonetheless, she, he, it seems ready for action tonight as does Justin Tyme who is very lively up front.
AMOK and Auntie Maxine will both want a win here and the chance to fight for the League Title, after last week neither will be happy with the fact they lost the match and didn’t even get to kiss Benedict – as sick as that is!
As mentioned, this is not the sort of scenario you have to usually call as a commentator, but nonetheless, it makes for an interesting return to ULW for us Tim, no question there.
He turns back to Silveroak and stomps on his head a number of times before grabbing his head and walking him to his teams corner tagging in Auntie Maxine who just enters the ring and lazily pokes him in the eye to the amusement of the fans who just watch as Silveroak grabs his face and drops to one knee, however Maxine is not finished and just grabs him by the hair, he then lifts him up and drops him with a nice snap suplex onto the ground before rolling him instantly back to his feet and hooking the leg before hooking his arm around his own neck and lifting him off the canvas, suddenly he drops him nicely and perfectly into a fisherman’s Brainbuster, he then goes for the pin,
1…
2…
NO!
Kickout by Silveroak who just rolls away from Maxine as the drag queen gets back up to his knees.)
Strong start from Maxine and Justin here, Silveroak already needs to make a tag here to one of his two partners.
Are you kidding me, Maxine actually has wrestling ability, I watched the show last week and he, she, it, didn’t show any sign of this ability then! Heh!
Life is full of surprise Tim.
Maxine just lifts Silveroak to his feet but suddenly, distracted by the chaos going on around him, Maxine is left with a loose grip on Silveroak who breaks free and slams a right hand into his face and another and another and one more that buckles Maxine into the corner of the ring where Silveroak just begin to stomp on her midsection he then runs to the other corner before saluting the fans and charging back across the ring at Maxine before leaping for a splash, but Maxine suddenly catches him and just drops him with an STO slam, a Japanese power move of devastating visual impact!
The fans just react loudly to this as Silveroak grabs his back again, however from behind Maxine AMOK charges in and clothesline him hard to the ground before viciously he stomps on him, however Justin Tyme just runs across the ring and leaps with both feet kicking AMOK in the chest and sending him flying backwards into the corner! The official however quickly grabs him and demands he leaves the ring, angrily he does as he is told and Maxine just crawls to the corner and looks for the tag to Blade, but as he is about to go for it, Blade turns away from him and looks out at the fans, waving to someone in the middle of the masses, the fans just boo this as Maxine gets back up onto his knees, suddenly though across the ring Silveroak DOES tag in Rushdi who sprints across the ring and leaps with both feet, kicking him in the back and hanging him on the middle rope! He then raises an arm to the booing fans before rushing into the ropes opposite and coming back at Maxine hitting a perfect 619 that knocks him into the middle of the ring, however as Rushdi turns to the fans and argues with some in the front row, he doesn’t see Maxine roll to Justin and make the silent tag, he then turns back to the drag queen and leaps to the top rope going for a springboard move, however as he is about to leap off at Maxine, Justin leaps onto the ropes adjacent before leaping at Rushdi and kicking away his legs causing him to land throat first right onto the top rope, his feet landing on the apron. He stands wearily on the apron and just seems completely out of it before Justin suddenly grabs him and lifts him into the air before dropping him back with a suplex but rolls with the momentum of the move and hooks Rushdi into the submission, his head in a front gantry, but the body of Justin sat on his chest stretching the neck and bending the body painfully.
Rushdi just shakes his head furiously and screams in pain as he tries not to give up, Justin just pulls the move in more and Rushdi seems ready to give up when suddenly AMOK enters the ring and just boots Justin in the back of the head breaking the hold, the official just demands he leave the ring, trying to keep control as best he can.)
I truly believe that Justin Tyme might have had the match won there, it is certainly looking like Maxine and Justin have this match in the bag, but can you believe this match so far, Blade refused the tag, the three men in AMOK, Silveroak and Rushdi have been horribly disappointing in my opinion and as director of talent in ULW, the one thing about these guys that I do know is that they all have so much more potential then this.
You as director of talent, that’s the reason we have these idiots is it? No surprise there then!
We are not going to do all this again are we Tim!?! This is so very old!
AMOK is the next man to enter the ring and goes for a clothesline on Maxine, but he sees it coming and ducks it before turning to AMOK with a flurry of right hands over and over again knocking the transsexual into the ropes, he then steps back and just viciously clothesline him over the ropes and out of the ring to the ground below, he then turns back to Rushdi, who groggily stands back to his feet in the ring, slowly he turns to Maxine who suddenly just boots him in the midsection and calls to the fans who go nuts with cheers, knowing what to expect MAX FACTOR (X-Factor)!!!! He hits it perfectly and just rolls Rushdi onto his back,
1…
2…
3…
The bell sounds to the cheers of the fans as Maxine’s music plays over the speaker system, on the outside Silveroak slams his hands on the mat in frustration while Justin Tyme argues bitterly with Blade about the slap, however before suddenly Justin turns from Blade and sprints into the ring, sliding under the ropes as Maxine stands up, Maxine rises his arms in the air to the cheering fans, but as he turns around, he turns right into Justin who kicks him in the midsection and drops him MAX FACTOR ON MAXINE!!!
Justin hits the drag queens own move on him and stands back up before looking over his former partner and shouting abuse down upon him about him being sick, he then rolls out of the ring as the other four men stand in the ring, arguing over who was to blame for there poor performance.
Justin just walks back up the ramp shouting abuse to the booing fans before turning to Sheryl who just smiles and nods at him, she then raises the mic as he goes to the backstage and just waits for the music to die off, the four men then turn to see Sheryl staring at them.)
Yeah, hey, I’m talking to you four. Tell me, do you call yourself wrestlers or do we pay you for something else?
Let me make it clear for you boys to understand, this was the week your boss of bosses came to watch you perform and that boys, means you pull it all out, however, that’s not what you did, not at all, what I just saw was one of the worst matches and displays of wrestling I have ever seen and I have been in this business a long time, hell, this is my families trade…
…So tell you what, these fans and me, we don’t like to just see good wrestlers disappear from sight without a chance to prove themselves, its not good business, hell, everyone has a bad match from time to time, so let me make this clear to you…Next Revolution show, you four are going to compete in a contract match. No polls, no stupid stipulations…It will be a judges decision on who stays and who goes and that means you could ALL be fired…So…I suggest from this point on, you do yourselves a favor and start training, because there will be three judges on Revolution for your match…
The second, The first ULW grand slam champion in ULW history…NATHAN CREED
And last but not least…ME!
Some are not intimidated.
(Blood is suddenly seen backstage to the boos of the fans Lai Sohn is beside him occasionally stabbing her boot into his back as he does his press ups on the locker room floor, her filthy mouth continuing to abuse him as he works like a Trojan horse, Zhara Winchester just sat on the leather sofa filing down one of her nails, sharpening it maybe, suddenly a knock at the door comes, both the girls turn to look at the entrance, to see Kyle Scott, he glares around the room for a moment seeing Blood continue to do press ups, the scantly clad Lai Sohn standing beside him and Zhara in the background, an evil glare across her face as she stares at him.)
Well now, look at this. The big Japanese guy has something good going for him. Hell, I thought some big doofus like you wouldn’t be able to get himself two beautiful women like this, but hell, looks like I was completely wrong now wasn’t I?
Sorry, who are you again?
Now, now. No need to be like that – I am Khaos, Kyle Scott, you might know me from my time in ULW with Nathan Creed.
Sorry, don’t know you, see, Blood and us ladies only deal with the best, the prime stars of the wrestling world, not people like……You.
Now, lady, that’s not very polite now is it, I just came over here to wish your big man luck in his main event match tonight and to say I hope to see him in the final because hey, tonight I got one big man in the way of my title hopes, a guy called Colossus and believe me, he is going to fall to my ability, my talent and my overall skill, but more then that, he is going to be another overrated big man who is all looks and nothing to back it up…Maybe with you having to do all his talking, Blood is much the same huh?
Oh you would like to think so, I know. But take it from me, the man behind me here is without a doubt the next World Champion of the ULW:R and you Kyle Scott are nothing more then an insult buzzing around the end of his nose!
Fiery ain’t ya? I like that in a woman, but let me give you a little tip here girl, I don’t take kindly to short ass females getting in my face like they have a chance of intimidating me, hell, your big boy back there don’t so what the hell makes you think your going to make me quiver huh? Trust me, bitch. It’s ME who is going on to be the World Champion in this place and the sooner you and your thick bear back there realizes it, the better, got me?
Ego’s at Fifty Paces…
(Tom Hammond is seen backstage to delight from the ULW fans, he smiles as the camera pans out to show Jon Rich standing beside him preparing for his match with Andrew May later on in the program, he cracks his neck and seems to be loosening himself up as the interview begins.)
Tonight ladies and gentleman, the League title tournament begins and the wrestlers are fighting for gold and the chance to get there first prize in the ULW, Jon Rich beside me was in ULW back in 2004 and 2005 and he knows what it takes to compete with the best, but Jon, it’s been a long time since you were in the ring and tonight you face a new talent to the industry called Andrew May, a name who has already shown what he can do by being a former ULW:R World Heavyweight Champion before the original company under Gene Berelie died and has been a ULW Anarchy Champion as well.
Does this worry you at all?
No Tom, back then I made a lot of mistakes, when I was in ULW, I was a guy trying to be someone he wasn’t, I was trying to be a version of Jon Rich that no longer exists and now, I have it all to make up to the fans and the people out there around that ring and tonight I am going to do that.
You see, the one thing I have over someone like Andrew May is experience and tonight that experience is going to show, hell, he might have been a champion everywhere he has been, I don’t care, the guy is green in this game and tonight, I am going to show the world just how ‘green’ the rookie is.
Rookie…Is that what you called me Jebend?
What the hell is a-
Shut up Hammond! Jon Rich, you can talk and boast and bitch and whine all you like, you see this title over my shoulder, this is more then a piece of gold and leather, this is more then a wage rise to most places I go to work for, hell, this my friend is a symbol of the talent I have, a symbol of the talent I am. This Jon Rich is the a symbol of what I will one day become here again and you, you little piss-ant are nothing but a stepping stone on my way back to the top!
Andrew M-
AH-AH, no more talking Meathead, the king of ULW:R has spoken!
Heavyweight Championship Tournament
Kyle Scott Vs Colossus
Jerry Walters:
A lot of tension backstage tonight, Andrew May and Jon Rich I know very well and although Jon seems to be trying much harder with the fans nowadays, I know that he has an ego the size of Manhattan inside that head of his and when that clashes with the obvious ego of Andrew May, things are bound to get ugly.
Well that’s for later, now we have to put up with Nathan Creed’s clown that he calls Kyle Scott. This should be interesting.
You just don’t like him because your boys the Hell’s Angel’s are fighting Kyle’s friend Nathan in ULW, then again, I’ve never known you to call a match down the middle!
Kyle Scott is here at ringside and I have to say, every time I see this guy whether it be in training, in ULW or here in ULW:R he looks more and more intense and impressive, a real talent if he can focus himself on the goal at hand and his chat with Zhara Winchester seemed to imply he has that goal in mind.
Yes, but he needs to beat the big ape that is Colossus first and I saw the guy when we were waiting backstage Jerry and I’m sorry, but the guy is huge! King Kong looked like a normal gorilla next to this guy!
You are slightly exaggerating the size of Colossus but he is a big man and of a very ‘colossus’ size!
Wow, what a fast paced match and we are off here ladies and gentleman at Revolution.
You’re not kidding, Kyle Scott is a man with a death wish, he ran straight into the arm of the big guy and tried to match him for power, sure he is ok now, but that was stupid in my book!
I will agree it was a little premature by Scott, but he is an intense human being and he did what he thought was right to start the match off in his favor and eventually it has worked I think.
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Kick out by Colossus powerfully, literally lifting Kyle Scott off of him and throwing him to the plain mat, Kyle just stands back to his feet quickly as Colossus grabs the ropes and gets to one knee, he walks to him and slams some right hands into his face before the 7ft monster stands back to his feet, Kyle just grabs his arm and goes for the Irish whip, but Colossus counters and throws Kyle Scott instead sending him with force and pace into the ropes, Scott then charges back at him, but ducks the slow clothesline attempt from the big man before hitting the ropes again, but Colossus suddenly comes to life and grabs him as he comes back, lifting him into the air and then dropping him powerfully to the mat with a huge sidewalk slam into the pin,
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No, kickout.
Kyle seems to be a lot slower now as Colossus shakes the cobwebs away, he stands back to his feet and just turns to Kyle who is on all fours, he grabs him by the hair and slowly lifts him to his feet before pushing him back into a corner, he then charges in hitting a huge clothesline on Kyle in the corner before grabbing his throat and holding him in place, he then steps back and slams a big back elbow into the face of Scott and another and then lines him up for another one.
The fans are still showing a loud but mixed reaction to Colossus who just grabs Kyle and throws him back into the corner as he tries to stumble out before grabbing the top rope for leverage and places his big boot right into the throat of Kyle Scott who is obviously being choked, the official is instantly there and demands the break, he gets to four before the big man does it, but eventually the giant complies. Kyle just drops to a sitting position in the corner as Colossus turns back to the official, angry at being told what to do.)
There shear size and power of this man is shocking, Kyle Scott is being battered so far in this match! He really needs to try a different approach in this match
I told you the guy is stupid, but what do you expect, he hangs around with Creed and co.
I am not sure that’s the truth of it Tim, I think anybody would be having issues against this behemoth!
He turns back to Kyle Scott and just grabs him by the hair again before lifting him back to his feet, he holds him against the ropes and just hits him with a blistering chop across the chest to a huge ‘woo’ from the fans, he then hits another one and another before grabbing the arm of Kyle Scott and throwing him across the ring into the ropes opposite, Kyle just sprints back at him and Colossus goes for a big boot, but suddenly Kyle ducks it to screams from the fans on his side in this match, he hits the ropes opposite and comes back at Colossus who is shocked by his sudden focus as he turns to the smaller man but is met with a stiff clothesline that rocks the big man but doesn’t knock him down, Kyle just runs back against the ropes and comes back hitting him with another huge clothesline that slaps hard against the chest of Colossus causing him to stumble again, but still doesn’t fall off of his feet, angrily Scott just turns back to the ropes and for a third time comes back off them back at the big man but this time Colossus awakens and lunges forward hitting Kyle Scott with a huge clothesline of his own, he then roars to the fans, taunting for his finisher, his hand raising in the air like a chokeslam movement, he then turns back to Kyle Scott and stalks him as he begins to stand back up, his hand held firmly on the back of his head.
He gets to his feet and just stumbles around for a moment before turning to the huge hand of Colossus around his throat, but suddenly Kyle Scott uses his own power on the man who is an inch taller then him and nearly 200 pounds heavier, he grabs his neck as well, both men seemingly fighting to go for the chokeslam, however suddenly Kyle Scott stamps on the foot of Colossus breaking his hold on the man before suddenly lifting him up, KHAOS THEORY (Delayed Chokeslam!)!!! Colossus is laid out in the middle of the ring as Kyle Scott himself falls to his hands and knees, the fans are going nuts as Kyle just looks weary, he isn’t much smaller, but he has took a hard match, he slowly crawls to the body of Colossus, but suddenly from the back Zhara Winchester walks down the ramp and reaches the ring to boos from the fans, she leaps onto the apron and just shouts the official over, seeing her, he instantly begins shouting her to go into the back, but she argues her best back to him, the two of them bickering back and forth.)
What the hell is this? Kyle Scott had a break in this match and he looked a clear winner in this fight, for Christ sake, get her out of her! That women is a devil women if I ever saw one Tim May!
Hey, she is down here for one reason and that’s because Kyle Scott is stupid as fuck! He could have had pleasantries with the women, but no, he makes an enemy of her and you know what they say Jerry, never piss off a women scorned.
That’s not the saying Tim, but hey, for you that was pretty close!
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Kyle Scott wins!!! NO! The official is still shouting with Miss. Winchester and hasn’t seen the pin at all, Colossus is out of it completely and Kyle Scott just slams his hand on the mat in anger, he looks up and his eyes just widen with anger as he sees Zhara on the apron, he stands up and just walks across to her before grabbing the official and pushing him aside, Zhara just has a go at him before suddenly she goes for a slap, but Kyle grabs her hand and just tugs her in close before forcing a kiss right upon her to a huge reaction from the fans, he then pushes her back off him causing her to stumble on the apron before falling to the safety mats in shock, he just smiles and taunts the fans again, but suddenly Colossus gets up behind him and looks groggy as hell, however Kyle turns to him and straight into a huge hand around his throat, CHOKESLAM!! THE WONDER!!! Colossus just falls right into the pin which the official sees,
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The bells sounds to boos from the fans as Colossus just gets up onto his knees and shakes the cobwebs from his head, the official just raises his hand, marking Colossus as the first man to fight for the World Heavyweight Championship of the ULW: Revolutions federation. He takes a deep breath and just waits in the ring for Kyle to get up, the two men standing to there feet before suddenly they shake hands to another cheer from the fans however Kyle quickly turns back to the ramp and growls with anger to Zhara Winchester who is furious he puckered up and kissed her.)
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Be Careful what you wish for…
(Sheryl Gray is watching as her name is stickered to the door over the name of Michael Mordrid, she smiles at the sight and just looks ready to walk in, her hand on the door handle when suddenly she is stopped by the clearing of a throat, she suddenly turns and looks Zhara Winchester in the eyes, the two women glaring at one another with an instant tension.)
Can I help you?
Actually, yes you can. I noticed you have the surname Gray? I guess you’re the infamous older sister of that brat Keelie huh?
I see, so tell me, you don’t think this whole Gray/ULW thing means a thing to me and Blood do you? I mean you saw how easy it was to get rid of Keelie Balcon-Gray, it can be much harder to get rid of you, with all due respect.
I think you might just surprise yourself, but hey, try it and find out.
You know, maybe I should get Blood to beat you out of this place to, just for the heck of it, you know, make a mark on the entire family, make sure there is no ideas of revenge. It’s much easier to do that when you get the message across to everyone and well, from what I hear, of the three of you, you’re the fighter, Keelie tried to be, bless her, Conrad just seems to get the shit kicked out of him, so tell me Sheryl…Should I be worried about you being here now I helped get rid of Keelie…Or should you be worried of me not getting Blood to do the same thing to you?
Quite the question Zhara, but let me put one right back to you…Is this really a war you want to start little girl…Because if I were you, I’d be careful what you wish for!
League Title Match
Andrew May Vs Jon Rich
Jerry Walters:
At the last Revolution, Blood and Zhara Winchester helped get rid of Keelie Balcon-Gray from action, but I think she is asking for more then she can handle by annoying Sheryl Gray, there is a huge difference between the siblings, believe you, me!
I don’t know. Zhara reminds me of Sheryl back in her day, vicious yet intelligent, beautiful yet deadly all the things you need to be a success in the wrestling business as a woman.
Do you right her catchphrases as well or what?
Andrew May is still very successful for a new competitor in the ring, he is strong, athletic, he can do so much in the actual ring itself and goes without saying, that he has charisma and skill on the mic as well. A former ULW:R World Champion before the current management regime ran it, a former ULW Anarchy champion in our sister federation, the kid is coming from a very successful early career.
Problem is for me, that he seems under motivated, he is coming out week in and week out, but seems to be lacking the drive he had when he won that belt he brings to the ring, don’t get me wrong, I like the kid I think he is going a long way, but he is no saint to the business yet, he has to work a lot harder and more consistently in my opinion.
There is no love lost here between these guys and it has to be said that both have huge amounts of ego and pride and that little confrontation earlier would not have helped either man.
Maybe not, but this Jon Rich to me, is like a an alcoholic trying to give up drink! Here he is making a visible effort to get on with the fans, but one losing streak and that’s it, guess who he will blame! Believe me Jerry, I am never wrong!
If you say so Tim, if you say so!
The two men just slowly begin to circle the ring again before suddenly they lunge in one more time and lock up in the centre of the ring, but this time Jon Rich turns the lock up into a side headlock and holds it hard on May who grunts in pain, however May just runs him back into the ropes and throws him across the ring into the ropes opposite but Rich comes back at him quicker then May expects and slams his shoulder into Andrew’s taking him down to the mat hard, he then runs into the ropes adjacent but May rolls onto his chest in front of him forcing Rich to leap over him and run to the ropes opposite, Andrew is quickly back up and leapfrogs Rich as he comes back at him causing him to go into the ropes one more time before attempting to the dropkick, but Rich stops short and Andrew May lands hard on the mat, his legs being captured by Jon Rich and locked under his arm pits as the fans cheer loudly, he then drops backwards and catapults him forward, chest first right into the turnbuckles in the corner causing the fans to cringe at the impact.
May just drops back to the mat holding his chest but Rich is right back on his feet and leaps in the air dropping a huge knee across the forehead of Andrew May who grabs his head now and desperately rolls out of the ring to the safety mats and just lays down on the ground in pain.
May just stands back up slowly on the outside of the ring and watches as Jon Rich runs to the corner and leaps to the top rope, realizing what he is trying for, he backs away cleverly from Jon and walks around the ring to boos from the fans as he tries to get his breath back, the official is up to 8 when Andrew May climbs back on the apron and glares through the ropes at Jon Rich.
Slowly he re-enters the ring and just looks ready to lock up again as the two men circle the ring before slowly he begins to back into a corner, Rich looks ready to pounce when suddenly May ducks through the ropes and just smiles at Rich as the referee pushes Jon Rich away, giving May some space, slowly he stands back up and both men just lunge in instantly with a collar-elbow tie up, however this time its May who pushes Rich back against the ropes and then quickly breaks the lock before slapping a blistering chop across the chest of Jon Rich to a ‘woo’ from the fans, he then slams a hard forearm across the back of his opponent, May grabs the arm of Rich and throws him across the ring into the ropes opposite before going for a straight kick, but Rich stops just in time and suddenly grabs his ankle before spinning him around and grabbing him with a waistlock from behind before lifting him into the air and dropping him down with a retro atomic drop that as May grabbing at his ass in pain, he falls to all fours and looks weary already, he then lifts Andrew back to his feet before hooking his arm around his neck and snapping him back with a stunningly impressive snap suplex that has the fans applauding the perfection of the move.)
It is all Jon Rich at the moment, the former ULW:R champion and self proclaimed king is not doing quite so well out there Tim.
He is getting warmed up Jerry, it takes time and this is what I mean about the motivation, he needs to really take pasting before he fights back and shows us what he can do and against top opponents you can’t do that!
Very true and Jon Rich is looking for the form that could make him a top opponent again in this business, right now he looks on track to find it.
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Kickout by Andrew May, but he looks tired and hurt, taking punishment every step of the way so far in this match.
Rich just sits May up and suddenly locks in a reverse chin lock, he holds it tight and just grinds it in as the official asks if May wishes to give up, but he gets a clear no as May suddenly begins to roll himself up onto his knees, he holds himself on one knee for a moment taking in the ache and pain of the hold put on him by Rich but then stands and squirms under the arm of Jon Rich before turning it to his advantage by taking the arm with him and locking in a hammerlock on Jon, but quickly Jon Rich reverses it back into a hammerlock of his own, however quickly May re-counters and gets the hammerlock back in on Jon Rich who grunts in pain himself before suddenly running in a circle around the ring before dropping to the mat sending Andrew May flying through the ropes once more and to the outside of the ring hard as the fans cheer loudly again for Rich.
May just hits the ground hard and lays on the outside for a while as Rich stands back up in the ring, the official keeps him at bay before turning to make the count, however May is already beginning to stand back up, he gets to his feet and just walks around the ring, trying to regain some focus and re-think his game plan before he climbs back up on the apron and enters the ring.
The circle the ring again and this time May leans in going for a Greco roman knuckle lock, Rich accepts and both men lock hands, however suddenly May kicks one lock away with his foot before twisting the other arm into a wristlock and holding it hard, however suddenly Rich rolls forward and then cartwheels in front of Andrew May before suddenly placing his head into the chest of May and lifting him right over his head and to the mat, he then grabs the wrist of May now and goes for a wristlock of his own, but Andrew stands to his feet and just grabs Rich by the hair before tugging him down to the mat hard, the fans just boo again before the official lectures him on the rules.
May just pushes the official aside and walks back to where Rich has sat up, he walks around the front of him and grabs his hair again holding his head in place before slamming a hard right hand across his face knocking him flat against the floor! The official is going mad at May, but he continues to ignore him and just grabs Rich by the hair again before lifting him to his feet and holding him against the ropes, he then throws him across the ring into the ropes opposite, but as Rich comes off the ropes, he charges in and just slams a knee right into the stomach of Jon Rich turning him inside out before he slams onto the mat again.
Again the official shouts at May, but this time Andrew turns to the referee and begins reminding him that he is a ULW star, not some god for nothing indy wrestler fighting in a gym because he wants to, he then pushes the official away before grabbing the hair of Jon Rich one more time and suddenly lifting him right off his feet by it before dropping him back to the mat!)
The ego on this kid is unbelievable, he is risking disqualification just because he thinks he is bigger then the rules of wrestling and all because he was a ULW wrestler, what a sack of bullshit!
I love the attitude, he is proving a point and the guy was a ULW champion in ULW, not just another star there like Jon Rich!
I think that comment was very disrespectful!
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No! Kickout by Jon Rich!
May looks furious and just grabs Jon Rich by the hair again before slowly he lifts him back to his feet he walks him to the corner again and once more slams him face first into the turnbuckle before slapping a chop across his chest and another and another, but suddenly Rich begins to fight back with Chops of his own, the two men going at to waves of ‘woo’ from the fans all around them however suddenly May stabs him in the eye with his thumb and just slaps a European uppercut into his face knocking Rich hard back into the corner before he lifts him up to the top rope and just slaps another chop across his chest and another and another, before climbing to the middle rope, but suddenly Rich begins to fight back with some hard punches of his own, slowly both men begin to fight on the top rope, both trying to hold there balance at the same time, however suddenly Rich grabs the head of May and headbutts him leaving May groggy before pushing him off the top rope leaving him to hit the mat hard on the ground, the fans then stand up with excitement as Jon Rich just perches on top, he then leaps off the top rope, FLYING ELBOW DROP!! He hits it and lands it perfectly across the chest of Andrew May before going right for the pin,
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HE DONE IT!! JON RICH WILL COMPETE FOR THE LEAGUE TITLE!!
He rolls of May and just sits up holding his chest in pain before slowly he stands up to his feet as the official holds his arm up in the air in victory.)
A good win here for Jon Rich and his chance at the League title and some gold, finally, in the ULW seems very possible now, but he will have Auntie Maxine and Justin Tyme to contend with for the shot.
Rich made the most of a poor, poor mistake by Andrew May to put him on the top rope, he was in control on the mat and if he bothered scouting him, he would have known that the elbow drop is Jon Rich’s most used move to end matches, but hey, he showed signs of improvement this week and I think if he continues, we may just see the Andrew May that shone at points during this match.
He has talent and some great ability, but the kid is to cocky for my liking!
That’s why I like him!
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