
ULW Retribution
Live from
The Metro Arena
Newcastle, England
In a time of Evil, Darkness, Pain and Turmoil…
(The scene opens up with Xavier smiling evilly at the camera his eyes staring through the top of his head before showing Isis on Shawn Hall’s knee her Television title over her shoulder, both are looking at the camera. Hurse is then seen with Ingo, he slaps the Japanese mans chest then punches his hand into his opposite palm before the camera then turns to Magnum the side view of the man being caught suddenly he turns his head swiftly to face the camera before the scene makes one final change to see a evil looking AWOL his eyes a strange red color his expression sadistic.)
We call upon our idols, our angels, our heroes…
(Orlando Cruze is seen sitting on a folding chair in the darkness a light beaming from beyond the camera shot showing his dramatic pose. It cuts to Jason Slayer and Drew standing side by side, Slayer is jumping from foot to foot, the scene then cuts to Chapel who is knelt down toward the camera Demona her hand on the top of his head, it then cuts to the growing superstar Daemon Frost who leans back against a loading bay wall an angry expression on his face.)
Now the soldiers are in place and the war has begun…
(The mellow beginning of Broken By Seefer and Amy Lee from Evanescence begins and different scenes are shown from all the events of the last month Johnson and Creed are seen battling it out in the ring before the scene cuts to the rise of the High Rollers on Annihilation as they dominate the ring, before cutting to Coven fighting Grimmstone and Lineya, Magnum is seen in his epic battle against knuckles then the scene cuts to the hardcore battling between Monoxide and Bullseye the two hitting each other with chair and whatever they can there hands on anyone between them getting hurt, the scene of X being kicked down the flight of stairs being seen.)
Its time to bring the light back in this hell of darkness...
(The scene shows Psycho and Kasheryn going at it before turning to Chapel and Cortez the win giving Chapel the final position for the Xtreme title, Hurse is seen bloody and battered getting the cheap win from SPIDER to meet Chapel in the final, the scene then cuts to G-Nation and Arceneaux there long running feud being portrayed from there matches over the month, the men hitting moves on each other, Dominique Radcliff is seen wheeled out of the arena to hospital before the beat of the music picks up and Arceneaux is seen getting his revenge before taking the win on Impaler. The scene then cuts to the huge feud between Hellkat, Daemon and Xavier, Xavier and Hellkat are seen in the ring slugging it out before Xavier is locked into the Wrathscorn Ravager causing him to tap out, it then skips to last week where Xavier cheats to pin Hellkat a smile on his face, it then skips as the chorus hits to Daemon laying punches in to both wrestlers, before being hit with the Wyvern Driver II by Hellkat and being pinned for his World title, the last scene closes in on Hellkat holding the title aloft and angry looking Daemon in the background.)
And gain our Retribution!!!
LIVE FROM THE METRO CENTRE, NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND, ULW PRESENTS RETRIBUTION
(The pyro’s fire off for the start of the Pay-Per-View while the Retribution theme song Broken by Seefer featuring Amy Lee roars out of the arena speakers. The crowd goes wild and hold their signs up to the air, proudly proclaiming “Cruze for World Champion” and “Bring Back the Hardcore Messiah” to the viewers around the world.)
Walters:
May:
Walters:
May:
Walters:
May:
Walters:
May:
Walters:
(The shot cuts to the ring, which is not occupied by the usual Terri-Lynn Blaze, but instead by a dark skinned man in a pin striped black suit. He pulls the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak.)
Announcer:
(The crowd pops for a moment and the announcer pauses for a second to soak it in before he continues.)
Announcer:
(The crowd pops as the arena is filled with bright colored strobe lights and Jay-Z’s Big Pimpin’ coming from the speakers. Striding from the back comes Leonard, resplendent in a green and gold pinstriped suit, boulder hat tilted jauntily on the top of his head, and a pair of mirror shades hiding his eyes. He comes strolling out of the back, leaning heavily on a black cane which appears to have a fist sized emerald on the top of it and two women in black evening gowns hanging off each arm. He makes his way down the ramp slowly, nodding in appreciation of the fans welcome as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs up the stairs and one of the ladies holds the center rope down for him as he climbs into the ring. He shakes hands with the announcer, who departs the ring, and lifts a microphone to his mouth.)
Leonard:
(More insane crowd pop from the crowd.)
Leonard:
(He pauses for a second, leading the two ladies in a round of applause for the crowd, who are again screaming their heads off.)
Leonard:
(He pauses again as the crowd yet again cheers. He smiles as they’re obviously eating out of his hands at this point. His face turns serious however, and he continues.)
Leonard:
(And yet again, the crowd goes wild. Leonard waves and prepares to exit the ring.)
Leonard:
(He drops the microphone and turns to leave, his escorts flanking him as he makes his way back up the entrance ramp.)
Walters:
May: Backstage
Hammond:
(Sheryl stares at the reporter for a second.)
Sheryl:
Hammond:
Sheryl:
(she turns from him, Gangsta Nations former manager and girlfriend of Remix opening the door but in fear jumps out of her skin as blood lines the walls and body bags for each member is placed on the floor…Sheryl frowns in rage her face going red as Hammond slowly retreat’s ! Remix grabs Trina in a supportive hug turning her from the mess in the locker room, the red writing reading “The Coven shall gain there Vengeance” the camera then fades to another scene backstage.)
Also Backstage
AWOL:
(Conrad begins crying his fear simply growing as AWOL laughs briefly at his muffled cries for forgiveness.)
AWOL:
(AWOL smiles sadistically as the fearful Conrad cries further his groans of pain and fear muffled by the scarf of Gina’s it slowly pan’s out and fades as the scenes go back to the ring.)
Back In the Arena
Employment match
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
("SCUM OF THE EARTH COME ON!" Rob Zombie's "Scum of the Earth" blasts over the arena PA, the lights dim, X walks out onto the stage, looking somewhat downtrodden.)
Jerry:
Tim:
Jerry:
Tim:
Jerry:
(Someone in a black cloak climbs over the crowd barrier near the commentary box and walks over to the commentators as X reaches the ring and climbs in.)
Tim:
(The young lady pulls back her hood, and it's none other then ULW World
Champion, Hellkat. She sits beside Tim and watches as X looks back up the ramp preparing for his match to fight for his career.)
Jerry:
Hellkat:
Tim:
Hellkat:
Jerry:
Tim:
Jerry:
(Hellkat sits down and puts on a spare headset.)
("TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!" shouts Lemmy Kilmeister, lead singer of Motorhead as "The Game" blares over the arena sound system. Hunter walks out, with his water bottle as usual.)
Jerry:
Tim:
(Hunter opens the bottle, takes a drink, and pours some on himself.)
Jerry:
Tim:
Hellkat:
(The two announcers look at Hellkat.)
Hellkat:
("I'm picking you outta me, you run away. I.... stand alone...." Godsmack's "I
Stand Alone" plays as Phantom makes his way out, wearing a broad brimmed hat and long coat. The arena lights dim a bit late.)
Tim:
Jerry:
Tim:
(Phantom walks down the ring looking as confused as the others as his full entrance isn’t played, he rolls in the ring and hands the announcer outside the ring his attire before turning back to Hunter and X preparing for his match. All three men are in the ring now, the cage slowly lowers, all three men looking up at the vicious structure.)
Hellkat:
Jerry:
Tim:
Jerry:
Tim:
Hellkat:
Jerry:
Hellkat:
Tim:
(The bell rings and the match is underway. Phantom paces back and forth, eyes darting between his two opponent’s, X is crouched over looking back and forth between Hunter and Phantom. Hunter is smirking and chewing on a piece of gum.
Hellkat:
Tim:
(Hunter starts edging for the door as Phantom lays in some punches to X. Hunter kick’s the door open, even the handle is wrapped in barbed wire, and jumps to the outside.)
Jerry:
(Hunter pulls up the ring apron and pulls a trash can out from under it, he throw’s it in through the open door. He does the same with a few chairs and a table. Meanwhile Phantom has X in the corner and is laying into him with a flurry of punches. Phantom whips X to the other corner and charges in, but X counters with a drop toehold sending Phantom face first into the bottom turnbuckle. Hunter re-enters the ring with something else he found under the square circle.)
Jerry:
Hellkat:
(X turns, only to get smacked right in the gut by Hunter. Hunter thwacks X across the back with the handle.)
Hellkat:
Tim:
(Hunter takes a swing at Phantom, who ducks the sledgehammer causing it to catch the ring rope and bounces back into Hunter's face. Phantom grabs him and hits a quick Hangman's Neckbreaker. Hunter staggers up, Phantom is signaling for a chokeslam.
He grabs Hunter by the throat. X is back up, and Phantom grabs him by the throat. He attempts to lift both men up, but he's clubbed down by both men.)
Hellkat:
Tim:
Hellkat:
(Hunter turns to X, and tries to grab him, X dodges and nails Hunter with a dropkick that sends him into the ropes, X grabs him and brings him over with a low German Suplex, held with a bridge, Phantom comes off the ropes and nails the folded up Hunter across the neck with a leg drop. Phantom now puts the boots to Hunter.)
Hellkat:
Jerry and Tim:
Hellkat:
Tim:
Hellkat:
Jerry:
Hellkat:
(As Phantom slaps a dragon sleeper on Hunter, X becomes the first man to scale the cage. He jumps up onto the middle rope and begins to climb the cage, hurting his hands in the process. He gets a little way out onto the middle bar before Phantom grabs him, ready for a powerbomb, but X counters into a Frankensteiner!
Jerry:
Tim:
Hellkat:
(X looks down at the grimacing Hunter and shrugs. X pulls Phantom back to his feet and hits a DDT onto the chair. He looks up at the prize on the middle pole, he looks around the ring and grabs the table. He sets it up in the middle of the ring.)
Hellkat:
Tim:
Jerry:
(X is knocked down by a thrown trash can to the gut, he falls back off the table. Hunter is back up, as is Phantom. Hunter grabs Phantom, only to be kicked in the crotch. Phantom grabs Hunter instead a suplex set up, he looks behind himself, backs up, and then suplex’s Hunter straight into the barbed wire!)
Hellkat:
Tim:
(Phantom pulls Hunter out from under the ropes and lifts him up, whipping him into the corner. X comes charging in, Phantom lifts his boot and nearly takes Hunters head off. A Superkick from X out of nowhere suddenly takes Phantom down. X grabs the chair in the middle of the ring and throws it on the table, he looks from Hunter, to the table, then pulls the table closer to the turnbuckle).
Hellkat:
Tim:
Hellkat:
(X rubs Hunter's face in the barbed wire of the cage, then hitting him with a snap suplex. He grabs another chair and executes a leg drop on it, on top of Hunter. Hunter is picked up, whipped into the corner and hit with a Whisper in the Wind style kick. X shoves Hunter up onto the top rope. He climbs up after, he checks the table, jump, hooks Hunter's head with his legs and....)
Jerry:
Welcome one and all to the grandest of stages, ULW Retribution brought to you live from Newcastle, England. What a show we have for you tonight folks.
You aren’t kidding, Jerry. This card is full from top to bottom with nothing but the best ULW action. We’re back to one lean, mean roster and we’re ready for some bloodshed.
You heard it folks. Earlier this week it was announced by ULW owner Sheryl Marie-Gray that FUF and Annihilation would be merging to form one single conglomerate. Jobs were lost, people were cut, and we are left with the newer, stronger ULW roster, and that’s not the only news from this past week. Apparently AWOL’s been keeping Conrad Gray locked away in some sort of basement and tortured him all week long, but he’s promised to give him back tonight. We’ll just have to see if the big, crazy bastard keeps his word.
Bah, he’ll be lucky if he remembers any words once Too Magnificent and Sean Johnson get done with him. That’ll be victory number one for the High Rollers tonight, along with Gangsta Nation winning the FUF tag titles and Isis retaining her Television title.
Something tells me Phillip Arceneaux and Jason Slayer might have something to say about that one. Also on the show, X, Phantom, and Hunter will duke it out for their jobs in a win or you’re fired barbed wire steel cage match.
Nothing brings out the fight in a man like desperation, that one should be great. How could it compare to the FUF main event, though, when Xavier will finally show once and for all how superior he is to Hellkat and Daemon Frost.
Whatever you say. That’s only one of our main events though. Following that we’ll watch the entire Annihilation roster join into a Battle Royal over the top rope style elimination match to determine the Annihilation World Heavyweight Championship.
And the winner of that match goes on to face Hellkat on at Nuclear Warfare for the unified World Title.
Not to mention all the other great matches on our card for this evening. It looks like, however, we’re about to have some sort of action in the ring.
Ladies and Gentleman of Newcastle, welcome to Retribution!
I’m here before you tonight to announce the long awaited return of someone I know you’ve all been missing. He’s the man who will guide ULW to levels it’s never seen before. It’s the man who makes your woman’s heart swoon and your man want to exercise the fat off his ass to look even half as good. He is the newest and greatest General Manager of ULW. He is…Shane…Motherfuckin’….LEONARD!!!!
What’s happening, ULW?
Now that’s what I call a damn welcome, right there. I’m out here tonight for several reasons. First off, I wanted to again welcome and thank all of you in the audience and all the wrestlers in the back for sticking around with ULW and showing up to Retribution. We couldn’t do this without each and every one of ya’ll.
Second, I got a little bit o’ business to take care of tonight. As many of you have heard, the two rosters of Fucked Up Friday and Annihilation have become one, just as Shane Leonard became a General Manager. I’m here to tell you that these two things are not coincidence. I was the one who made the call to make the big changes, and I’ll tell ya why. I showed up last week to look at what was happening on both shows. I watched Fucked Up Friday and I saw the Holy War slap the High Rollers around like last night’s ho. Then I went to Annihilation and I watched Sean Johnson and Nathan Creed, Falcifier and Orlando Cruze. I saw all this and I thought “Damn, there’s a lot of violent mother fuckers on my roster.” And you know what, I was pretty happy.
But I saw something else that I wasn’t so happy about. I saw a bunch of slackers taking up space on my roster as well. I saw a bunch of dead weight, and I couldn’t have that. You see I had one goal when I joined this company, and that was to take what was already pretty damn good and make it the greatest show ever, since it had just acquired the greatest GM ever. I couldn’t do that with dead weight, so I got rid of the fat. I got rid of Annihilation and merged it in with FUF and trimmed us back to a thin twenty five roster slots. If, however, you think that that’s the end of things, you’re dead wrong. You see, I ain’t here to sit back on my laurels and let the place get weak again. Naw, if you work for Shane Leonard, Shane Leonard’s gonna be on your ass every minute of every day, making damn sure you’re pulling your weight or it’s the door, understand? Fucked Up Friday will be the greatest show in all of wrestling, I promise you that. And to that end, I have an announcement to make concerning next week’s show. We got championships coming out our ears right now, and it’s time we trim that back to. So next week, on Fucked up Friday, we’re gonna start a little thing I like to call, “No Title Is Safe.” By the time Nuclear Warfare, our next pay-per-view at Madison Square Garden wraps up, we will have only six titles remaining. And it all starts next week, when the winner of the Isis vs. Slayer Television Title match faces off with the winner of the European Title tournament, with their belts on the line! And then next week’s Fucked Up Friday will feature an eight man tag match where in one corner the FUF World Champion, Xtreme Champion, and Tag Champions will square off with the Annihilation World Champion, Hardcore Champion, and Tag Champs. This is of course, all leading up to Nuclear Warfare, where the tag titles will be unified in an elimination style tag match up, the Hardcore and Xtreme titles are merged into one in a match of my own particular design, and the World titles will be unified in a match so sinister, so vile, it brings shivers to the spine of any wrestler who even hears its name. I’m speaking, of course, of a Hell in a Cell Match!!!!
In the meantime, enjoy the rest of Retribution, and see you on Friday!
What a set of announcements! Our new general manager is here and he means business!
Things are certainly going to get a lot more interesting with Shane Leonard around, I’ll tell you that much right now. He doesn’t even waste time before hitting it out of the park with those matches. Nuclear Warfare’s already looking to be a spectacular show, and we haven’t even started Retribution yet!
I just wanted your thoughts on what has happened to Conrad this week and if you knew where to find him?
I saw a man caked in blood claiming the room he just came from contained my brother…Hammond, are you dumb? I am not exactly over the moon, that is my little brother and if I had but a scent of his location in the arena, I would already be there and AWOL would be dead where he stand!
Dead as in gone, finished?
What other meaning of the word do you know? Now if you don’t mind Hammond we have business to attend to.
It is the night Conrad, the night I give you back in return for that I wish for the most…It is time I return you to the horde you call the High Rollers but not before they accept my clauses for your return…Did you hear them Conrad? Did you hear the voice of AWOL crying out for me to do the right thing??? NO OF COURSE YOU DIDN’T!!! But he is confused, poisoned by the likes of you and your sister, poisoned by those people you call fans, to win by doing things correctly… Why? When doing the right thing in the wrong way is so much more effective?
Oh Conrad…Feel forgiven… I haven’t killed you and have no intention to, instead I simply plan to use you to my bargaining ability, you see last week I had your wife finished and myself and Daemon Frost would have got our revenge and done it the right way, maybe if we had this would never have happened this would never of had to happen, but there is a man who can be blamed…There is a man who can be made responsible for the change in me…No, No, not a change, more a side of me, a side of me that has been desperate to appear a side of me that no longer needs Gina, The Holy War, or even The Alliance….That man is Lethal Weapon, Conrad…He is to blame for this, he cost me my chance at real revenge on the owner of this company and I intend to do what so many other have tried…And at Nuclear Warfare…I end the legacy of Lethal Weapon once…And for all!
Hunter Vs X Vs Phantom
What the hell does AWOL mean terms? He had no terms when he promised to give Conrad back! This is not his word, nor his damn promise Tim, AWOL is changing the rules and he knows he has the bosses’ brother, he has her on the back foot.
What is going to happen when he gives Conrad back though? She won’t be on the back foot anymore Jerry and we all know what happened to last few people that tested Sheryl, look at Cell Block for example.
That’s right, last month we saw Weapon and CB and Cell ended up dying from his injuries, now we are seeing AWOL and Weapon on the verge except this time the level of talent between the men is a lot closer and AWOL may be able to do what the other couldn’t.
Well Conrad and Sheryl are my bosses and I hope to god AWOL gets his ass kicked I don’t care if its here tonight by Sean Johnson and Too Magnificent or if its next week or even at Nuclear Warfare, I just want to see the man burn!
AWOL has cut his ties and seems to be going it alone although he has not left the Holy war as of yet, he hasn’t said anything? But we heard just now Gina is not ‘needed’ anymore and the woman who has stood by him through thick and thin seems to be pushed aside! AWOL has actually gone mad ladies and gentleman!
X looking somewhat confused as he comes to the ring.
Yeah, I bet he feels lost without all the flashy effects and rising throne.
Who does he think he is the Cryptkeeper?
I wonder why he's lacking pyro tonight, Tim.
It's because two of these guys get their walking papers tonight, the company isn't going to waste it's dime on three people who may not even be here in the morning.
The poor guy, they didn't even turn out the lights all the wa.... HEY!
Young lady you can't be.... oh.
Hellkat! What are you doing out here?
Hiding.
Bright idea, hiding right in front of tens of thousands of people.
I think Xavier and his friends are looking for me backstage, so I'm
gonna sit out here for a bit, if that's ok?
Fine by me. You can take Tim's spot on commentary.
Yeah right! No one can take MY spot. I'm irreplaceable. You only WISH you could get rid of me.
Why yes, yes I do!
Well there goes your theory, Tim. Hunter has his full entrance.
He doesn't have the flashing lights.
Well he has his water bottle.
Which he probably stole from the catering table!
Is he taking a shower?
'Cause you know he's pouring water all over himself and... I'll shut
up. Sorry.
Hey Jerry, they even have the interns working the lights for this match.
Stop it, that could have been a timing mistake.
Yeah, and it could be amateurs working the lights.
That cage looks mean.
That it does. The whole thing is designed to hurt. You have to climb up the barbed wire lined sides to one of those poles, and either crawl, or hand over hand it, to the middle to grab that slip.
Yeah, not only is ULW sending them out on their asses, but they're going to make sure that whatever federation picks them up, won't have much left to utilize.
That isn't....
Sure it is.
So you have to climb up the cage, climb out on those pokey poles, and
grabs the piece of paper?
Yes.
Doesn't that hurt real bad?
That's the whole point.
Phantom fakes going for Hunter, but instead charges at X, but X dodges and runs the opposite way Phantom bounces off the ropes. X with a leap frog. Both bounce off the rope, X tries it again and is taken down with a spinebuster.)
Hunter's just standing there.
Yeah, that's the smart thing to do, let X and Phantom beat the hell out of each other and pick up the pieces.
You don't win this match by getting out of the cage, what's Hunter got in mind?
There's Hunter with his old pal Sledgy.
Sledgy, that's cute.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to use a sledgehammer. Usually when I swing it I make sure to hit somebody with the heavy part.
I don't think Hunter's bright enough to find the heavy end.
Aren't you supposed to do that to two guys who are smaller then you?
Yeah, that’s the way it usually works.
Maybe Phantom is smaller then he thinks he is.
Is Hunter pregnant do you think?
WHAT?!
He's getting fat so I thought maybe...
Yeah, he does like he's trying to get the lead roll in Junior II.
That movie was cute. Danny DiVito looks like a benign goblin.
What?
Yeesh, doesn't anyone believe in goblins anymore?
X goes over to the corner and grabs a chair, he stops to crack Hunter across the back with it. Phantom is back up, X takes the chair and dropkicks it into Phantom's face.)
The agility of X coming into play here.
And that chair.
X jumps pretty high.
He's going for the contract, and he's not doing it right! Meanie!
He's what?
He's standing on the table and reaching for the contract! But it's not high enough!
Owwie.
I think Hunter is saying words a lot worse then 'owwie.'
Yay! Hunter's gonna go through the table! This match looks like fun,
d'ya think I can be in one of these?
If you slack off and annoy Sheryl, sure.
(Dejected) Aww, I don't wanna annoy Sheryl, but it really does look like fun.
Phantom is up! And he just countered the top rope hurricanrana, WHY?!