
ULW Equilibrium
Live from
The Birmingham NEC Arena, Birmingham, England
(Black and white images show Nathan Creed, Chapel and Bullseye blood running down there faces over various separate occasions.)
Is there a life after life? Will our actions of our life now be the ramifications of our live beyond the body?
(The dead face of Phantom is seen a the top of the stage area the lights dim around him and his clothing covered in dirt from his burial at Bloody Massacre.)
……What if you could change Gods law, what if the fate of man, the fate of a single individual soul could be changed?
(Various former DWA wrestlers including River Angelus, Cody Zahns and Teresa Hilton are shown from there days in the small time. A church bell now begins to ring in the background)
What if you could beat Gods rules, change the path you are set to lead, beat the future that has been set before you and find one of your own….What if you could find…EQUILIBRIUM!?!
(Suddenly Emperor XI “Warriors of Modern Death” hits and such duos as Synclaire and Magnum are seen staring each other down, Bullseye is seen hitting Chapel with a spear and claiming the hardcore gold, Creed is shown locking in the courtesy call on Kevin Baumann.
Jerry Walters:
(The scene then shows shots of Desolation beating Damien, Psycho and Chris Hunter before the staring eyes of Magnum at a former FUF show is seen, the scene one cut from the FUF show, the former world champion just glaring at the newlywed from a distance.)
Tim May:
(The chorus then jumps in and Daemon is seen his hand raised, blood pouring down his tired face as the Bloody Massacre shots air again the familiar scenes of Frost claiming his number one contendership, then scene then merges with the shot of Orlando holding the title aloft at the end of the Weapons lair also drenched in blood before the heavy drums and guitar hit louder showing the chair shot by Orlando to Daemon and Daemon to Orlando, Kingdom in both shots being seen ducking out of the way!)
Sheryl:
(The shots showing a smiling Johnny Kingdom before various takes of his actions over the last month show including his win over Jon Rich and Daemon Frost before showing his chair shots to both Cruze and Frost, the last guitar riffs of the song then begin to play as finally the shots of the angry faces of three men are seen before the last chords of the song see the shot fade once more to Orlando holding the title aloft.)
(Fireworks explode from the stage and ring area, an array of red, blue and other various colours highlighting over the fans as the screams of excitement create a huge eruption from the full house English fans over 40,000 of them! Finally it is here the UK Pay Per View extravaganza, Equilibrium!! The cameras pan around the fans searching out the best of the banners, some self drawn pictures of Vivian are seen around the fans as well as “Daemon Frost First 2x Champ!” and “Conrad fears AWOL” the large mechanical stage is alight with more pyro now causing another cheer of excitement before lead Announcers Jerry Walters and Tim May are seen sitting at ringside dressed smartly for the occasion.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
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Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(The scene opens with Tom Hammond standing in the ring laughing at the chants from the Royal Albert Hall as they chant “Hammond, Hammond” before cutting to the backstage area with Hurse at the camera smiling a drink in hand.)
Hurse:
(Hurse and the group around him just laugh a number of men normally seen behind the camera getting caught on shot as Hurse cracks up into laughter at something unknown happening behind the camera. Suddenly the opening piano chords of “Let me Entertain you” by Robbie Williams begins and various shots are seen of house shows in Wales and Scotland as well as in England with the roster coming out doing various uncharatersitic things before another shot goes backstage this time of AWOL with a fan hugging with him for a photo.)
Fan:
AWOL:
(The fans smiles and walks up to the camera.)
Fan:
AWOL:
(AWOL Just laughs and roughs up the boys hair before the shot cuts to Conrad talking away to someone in a suit before suddenly laughing out loud and in the midst of the joke performs his own Michael Jackson moonwalk causing the laughter to just higher in volume. More shots then go to the ring where Allen Rage is signing autographs in the front row, then it cuts to Chris Hunter doing the same but at an opening in a shopping centre. Suddenly the music stops and goes back to the building sound of the piano as shots o the fireworks at the beginning of the shows is seen.
Sheryl:
(The last of the song plays out as the shot of the roster clapping the fans dies away into a well took camera angle of the ULW initials between two British flags as Hammond announces a match in the ring.)
(The pictures come back to the arena to another huge eruption of applause from the English fans who are bellowing out there approval for the ULW, the shot cuts back down to Jerry Walters and Tim May at ringside as the two men share opposite expressions, Jerry is looking around proudly at the fans while May just looks fed up.)
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Looking at the repair crew work she shakes her head then quickly walks down the ramp. Under her arm she carries something in a black bag. Ignoring the front row and rolling under the bottom rope looking around at the continuing hatred shown to her. She Pulls a mic from one of the people outside the ring, and puts it to her face…
Sheryl Grey
She pulls the new belt out of the bag and momentarily the crowd stops booing as they admire the new belt. Sheryl lowers the belt, holding it too her waist to see how it would look and once again the audience boos her.
Sheryl Grey
She laughs before dropping the microphone and climbing down from the ring to stand by the announcer table where she waits for the match to begin, tapping her foot and crossing her arms.
Jerry Walters
The arena glows gold as strobes flash in sync with "Twilight Zone" as the rare women's stable, the ‘Glamour Girls’, make their way to the ring with Chastity and Ophelia out front, Corina in the middle and Kathy at the back. They climb into the ring just as the repair crew finish putting up the bottom ring rope and stand waiting for their opponents.
Tim May
Jerry Walters
Trouble by Cypress Hill begins to play out of the speakers as Lady Lusts reel begins to play over the three screens in the arena, suddenly from the back she walks out the boos loud and clear but her face not caring. Her cold expression just stares in the ring as she prepares for her match, suddenly her chrous hits and a blast of pyro triggers her decent down the ramp, she reaches the ring and rolls in just as the chorus comes to an end. The Glamour Girl’s all stare at her with hate in their eyes as she walks up to them, hips swaying and stares Chastity in the face.
Heaven's A Lie by Lacuna Coil plays as the demented one, Teresa Hilton appears. She is looking determined, carrying a Singapore cane as she walks to the ring and slides under the ropes, just wanting to get the match under way. Suddenly Sheryl hops up on the ring, calling her over. Teresa looks confused and walks to the boss, who pulls the cane away from her before climbing back down to watch the match. Teresa looks at her for a moment longer before turning back to her opponents.
Everything Goes Black and a single red spot light comes up as Vampira by moonspell Hits after a few moments, Rebecca Appers in a Black Robe she walks down to the ring. About half way down the ramp way, the rope slips from her slim figure revealing her self she tauants the crowd and as the house lights fade slowly back. She Hisses and bares her Fangs Before climbing up the stairs into the ring.
Burning Heat! (3 Option Mix) begins an epic pulse pounding entrance, and as the song kicks into earnest, Jenny rushes the ring, and runs to the corner, jumping to the second turnbuckle and giving a double thumbs up to the audience. She jumps down, runs to the opposite corner and does the same, grinning and backflipping out of the corner this time - landing on her feet... Suddenly, Lady lust sticks out her foot and Jenny falls flat on her back. Lust simply struts away as Jenny, getting back to her feet pulls the robe off and tosses it to her corner. Standing up, she charges at Lust who kicks out with the heel of her left foot catching Jenny in the face. The other women simply watch as this Happens. With as small sigh of Satisfaction, Lust moves away, only to be tripped down by Jenny with a sweeping kick. Lust falls back and Jenny leaps at her, pulling at her hair and banging her head into the mat. Nobody else really does anything to stop this, but waits for the other opponents to start the match.
Jerry Walters
Tim May
Inkubus Sukkubs' "Samhain" hits the PA and the lights strobe orange and white. Hellkat walks out onto the entry ramp, she walks down the ramp skipping and smiling. As Jenny and Lust continue to roll around, gouging at each other, the others moving out of the way, Hellkat leaps up to the apron and climbs in. without hesitating, Hellkat reaches down and gooses Lust! Lust leaps off Jenny and away from Hellkat, shooting her a dirty look. Jenny just stands, her lip bloody from one of the exchanges of punches between Lust and herself.
Tim May
Jerry Walters
Tim May
"Nymphetamine" by Cradle of Filth floats through the arena. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction to the music. After a moment, Celestra slinks her way through the entryway curtain and almost floats to the top of the ramp. Celestra does a little seductive dancing at the top of the stage. Celestra walks down to ringside alone, Killjoy being banned on account of being a man! Celestra steps in slowly, showing off her body to the crowd. The crowd erupts into wolf whistles and hoots as Celestra gets into the ring. Without waiting for the music to fade out the bell rings and the match is underway!
Tim May
Jerry Walters
Lady Lust, still being pissed at being felt up, Rushes at Hellkat when Jenny grabs her hair and pulls her down to the Matt. The Glamour Girls stick together, rushing Celestra and Teresa. Rebecca seeing an opportunity, moves behind Corina as she holds Celestra for Ophelia and grabs her hair, bulling her back into a sit down reverse bulldog. Ophelia, already overextending herself as she swings at Celestra. Celestra, now free, blocks the punch, is tossed with an arm drag over the top rope. Ophelia, having been unable to stop herself, crashes to the floor which she bangs in frustration.
Jerry Walters
Tim May
Hellkat simply dances around the action, watching for the moment to act… seeing an opportunity as Kathy Smith pulls Rebecca Raines head into her crotch to hoist her into a powerbomb position. Hellkat reaches around with both hands, and clamps them firmly on her breasts!!! Shocked, Kathy stops and Rebecca is able to lift her over her shoulders before dropping her in a reverse electric chair drop! Hellkat just giggles and jumps back.
Tim May
Jerry Walters
Teresa Hilton locks up with Corina and forces her into the corner, where with her hands she begins to choke her. Corina is able to free herself as she rakes Teresa’s eyes, Teresa turns away, clutching her face only to be pulled back by Cornia. Cornia, turning around and running up the turnbuckle, meaning to use her own weight to carry the move into an inverted DDT, is pushed by Teresa over the turnbuckle. With nothing to stop her Cornia simply falls, back first onto the steel steps. Screaming out she rolls off the steps onto her head, clutching at her back. The audience, unable to believe that such brutality came from a woman, starts a Holy Shit chant! The chant is cut short however… The colour from Sheryl’s face drains…
Tim May
The Most Sadistic by Necro plays over the speakers causing the fans to stand and cheer loudly as the joint Psycho – Too Mag video reel begins playing over the large screens of the Equilibrium set, suddenly the fans cheer louder as Project Lost Cause walk out from the back dressed as women! The fans are just going crazy as the newest tag team to the ULW heads down the ramp getting cat calls, Mag has a damn mop in his hand and Psycho is seemingly talking to an empty nothingness which we can only assume is Izzy, they both slide under the ring. the fans closest getting a rather unpleasant site as the duo stand in the ring realizing that they are not wearing anything under the skirts!
Jerry Walters
Sheryl Grey jumps up onto the ring apron ordering the referee to remove them from the match. The ref, caught up in the confusion does not hear Sheryl as she continues to shout. Too Mag grabs Celestra from behind, spinning her around and hits The Midas Touch – A Neckdrop DDT! Celestra crumples to the ground. Psycho pulls her up and military presses her above his head. Walking to the side, he simply dumps her over the top rope to the floor. Sheryl is furious, beating on the ropes for the Ref to call them out when suddenly, Teressa having been Irish whipped by Lady Lust, slams into the ropes and Sheryl Grey. Sheryl falls from the apron face first into the announcers table knocking the owner flat out. She lays sprawled, unmoving on the floor. EMT’s rush from the back as a pool of blood slowly expands from beneath her hair.
Tim May
Jerry Walters
Tim May
Teressa looks back over the ropes at the Owner of the ULW. From behind, Psycho lifts her straight up and pushes her over the top rope, where she lands on top of the already injured Sheryl Grey. Teressa quickly scrambles off, but the damage has already been done. EMT’s lift Sheryl onto a stretcher and rush her backstage. The belt now half soaked in blood lays on the floor. Teressa, having been eliminated by Psycho… walks to the back.
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Jerry Walters
Tim May
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In the ring, the two men are dominating the women. Chastity tries to help Kathy Smith, who Psycho has locked in a sleeper, when Too Meg comes from behind and straight punches her in the back. Psycho drops the choking Kathy to the mat and grabs the stumbling Chastity. Pulling her up, Psycho hits the Psychosis Bomb - a Crucifix powerbomb right on top of her partner, Kathy. The two lay in a heap as Rebecca and Jenny Mclanahan trade blows in the background. The two bend over, giving the audience and cameras a rather unpleasant view, and pick up the two women, shoving them over the top rope and out of the ring before high fiving each other. Lady Lust, having seen enough, runs forward only to be hit in the face with Too Mag’s mop! Jenny and Rebecca have locked up, Hellkat, having been resting in a corner sneaks from behind and reaches between Jenny’s legs, feeling her up. Jenny jumps in surprise allowing Rebecca to lift her into a spine buster. Rebecca stares across at Hellkat when suddenly Hellkat reaches across and gropes one of Rebecca’s breasts.
Tim May
Jerry Walters
Rebecca has had enough. She launches herself on Hellkat, who simply rolls through with it and somehow manages to grasp Rebecca’s legs into a Boston Crab! Rebecca grits her teeth and bares it as Hellkat puts on more pressure, trying her best to watch her back… Too Mag steps over Lady Lust as Psycho Irish whips Jenny into the turnbuckle. Suddenly the color runs out of Mag’s face. Lady Lust has just Bit him in the groin! Screaming, Psycho turns as Lady Lust seems to float to her feet. Walking suductivly up to him as Too Mag slumps against the ropes, Psycho just smiles. Suddenly, the palm of her hand shoots out, connecting with Psycho’s chest. Multiple small single palm strikes before a large double hand palm strike to the chest shoots out causing Psycho to fly backwards towards the corner where Jenny is just getting up. Falling backwards, Psycho carries Jenny over the top rope with him and both are officially eliminated. Lust then turns her attention back to Mag, who… not wanting anything else to happen to his testicles, hops over the top rope and eliminates himself. Too Mag limps, holding his crotch which the audience sees plain as day, all the way to the back! Smiling, Lust does not see the two women rush her from behind. Rebecca and Hellkat, working together as the opportunity presented itself, lift Lust into the air (Hellkat’s hands resting in an inappropriate area of Lusts body) and toss her over the top rope. Lust falls to the floor as Rebecca turns and locks her arms around Hellkat’s neck.
Tim May
Jerry Walters
Tim May
Rebecca bites hard down into Hellkat’s neck as she locks in The Embrace, a Modified Sleeper as she bites the Neck of Her Opponent. Hellkat, not knowing what else to do, digs her teeth into the arm of Rebecca, drawing blood. Rebecca releases the hold quickly, pulling her arm away as Hellkat springs into action, first jumping to the middle rope, then the top where she turns 180 degrees and takes off, smashing into the standing Rebecca with the Draconoclasm (Springboard Moonsault). Rebecca falls back as Hellkat rolls back through, grabbing Rebecca legs as she makes it to her feet. Looking around, she falls back, tossing Rebecca straight into and over the ropes. Rebecca falls hard, straight onto her head! Rebecca slumps to the floor as Hellkat stands, The ref, cleaning Sheryl’s blood from the new belt with his shirt, Presents Hellkat with the first Ever Womans Title!
Tim May
Jerry Walter
Tim May
Jerry Walter
Hellkat puts the belt around her waist, touching the two holes in her neck where Rebecca bit her. The crowd cheers as the show cuts to the backstage.
C. Hunter:
(The wrestlers present just look at the growing ego of Chris he walks past the girls and amazingly slaps the arse of Chastity, but she turns and nearly slaps the teeth right out of his mouth knocking him back across the hall.)
Chastity:
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Chastity:
(Chastity then turns and walks away with the other girls leaving Chris in some surprise at the bitterness in her words. He grabs his cheek as suddenly Young Chris stands beside him.)
Young Chris:
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Young Chris:
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Young Chris:
(Chris Hunter just stared at the man, unsure what to think, suddenly he sighs and turns to Young Chris who is smiling.)
Chris Hunter:
Young Chris:
(Young Chris gives him a bag of white powder and grins as Chris looks at it nervously but nods anyway and accepts it before placing it in his pocket and giving Young Chris a last stare before heading away as Young Chris grins evilly.)
Hammond:
(Hammond knocks on the door and waits for an answer, suddenly the door opens and standing there is Johnny Kingdom, he looks at Hammond before stepping out from the door closing it behind him.)
The guitar riff comes in and a smiling Conrad Gray is seen staring upon AWOL the words “You’ll never get the title” airing over the footage as AWOL is seen defeating Serenity followed by Bullseye and then Creed before the changed expression of Conrad is seen.)
AWOL IS GOING TO THE SLAM BAM FINAL!!!
Desolation Vs AWOL, I don’t believe it, it’s huge!
THE THIRD MAN IN THE MAIN EVENT…JONNY KINGDOM!!!
EQUILIBRIUM LIVE FROM THE BIRMINGHAM NEC, BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN…WELCOME… To ULW Equilibrium live on pay per view only on channel 69 and what a show its going to be, the English fans have loved the month gone by as have the ULW and man I am already looking forward to out next pay per view over here in the UK in May 2005, ULW Retribution.
Speak for yourself, I have hated the weather, the idiotic sports and there horrible accents from start to finish and if there is one thing I want, its to be out of the UK for good!
You are just bitter they have had no Basketball on!
Well wouldn’t you be, how often do you get to see scenes like we saw this week, crowd trouble like that doesn’t come along every day you know!
Whatever you say Tim, but ladies and gentleman, myself and the locker room personally can only thank all you great fans from the United Kingdom for the great atmospheres and the great experience you have given us and the footage we are about to show you is just some of the great moments we have had since coming here.
GOODBYE BRITAIN.
Why does it rain so much here!!! DAMN YOU ENGLAND!!
Thank you!
Hey no problem, but you stay away from that mean Conrad Gray, go on tell the camera.
Conrad SUCKS!!!
I like this kid!!!
The music then builds and once more the wrestlers are seen interacting with the fans, Kingdom is seen walking down the aisle and pointing at a “Cruze Sucks” sign and laughing before the scene cuts to the World Champion himself letting a small girl hold the World title for a photo opportunity. Before finally the song begins to end and the last shots are of Sheryl on the rampway with the full roster behind her at a house show only hours ago)
England, thank you….It has been our pleasure to perform for you all…Thank you.
Back In the Arena
What a crowd here at Birmingham and what a great crowd you have all been over this last month in the UK and from everyone here apart from Tim May at ULW we thank you for the great welcome and reception we have had here.
Can we get on with the event now, please, I mean anything to get of the subject of these no good English fans!
Not sure your opinion of the fans is shared by many Tim but yes we can and will crack on and what a show it is, two battle royals, nearly every belt in the ULW on the line, two careers on the line and if Curtis is no careful lives on the line as well when he takes on Killjoy later tonight
The next match is the one I wanna see though Jerry, call it cliché for me to say this, but seeing so many woman in one ring, so many beautiful woman let me add in one ring is just to much to bare!
That’s right the first match tonight Is the battle royal for the woman’s title and some big contenders in this including the former heavyweight champion of the world Hellkat, Conrad’s assistant Lady Lust and the one to watch former DWA women’s champion Teresa Hilton!
FEMALE INVITATIONAL BATTLE ROYAL
The sound of the drums begins to beat as Come with me by Puff Daddy plays through the sound system. The camera fades into her video, the scenes of a Godzilla type woman in a business suit stepping on cities and trampling on civilians while laughing hysterically, suddenly she turns to the camera her eyes red and her face fierce some, suddenly the camera pans back out where the fans are booing loudly the most hated person in the business, the boss, the owner, Sheryl Marie Gray. She smiles out at the stadiums audience … WEARING HER BUSINESS ATTIRE!
Why isn’t she dressed for this match?
Personally I am glad she isn’t, I would not want to see our wonderful boss hurt in any way tonight!
Could your nose be any browner?
“Did you actually believe that I would subject myself into this match? What the hell is wrong with you people? No… I am here for a much nobler cause. I am here to present the first ULW Woman’s champion.”
“…Oh yeah, and if anyone from the back thinks they are going to mess this up… they are mistaken! Men are banned from ringside… so all of you can leave your little boyfriends backstage. They wont be helping you here tonight!”
Well, I am actually glad to hear from her for once, That is an excellent rule. I am sick of seeing outside interference anyways…
You know what… I am so sick and tired of all these people coming out at once, I am not even going to talk about each one… I am just going to sit back and drink my coffee
What a surprise, you are not going to do your job… again…
Still Nothing to say
Nope… Not a thing…
What the hell is Hellkat doing?
What, you can’t talk during a fight, but the moment another female wrestler touches a woman in the crotch you are all up and ready to go
Um…yeah!
Finally! I thought we would never get started
That is what you said about the last match
Well, there goes one of the Glamour Girls!
They deserve it! They shouldn’t be teamed up in this match in the first place, working together all cozy!
Is Hellkat going to DO anything in this match
Well, not if she is smart… this isn’t her only match here and she doesn’t want to jeopardize that!
Oh GOD! Not again…
What the hell are these two doing out here… they can’t win the woman’s title! They really are a lost cause!
NO! Teresa Hilton has attacked Sheryl!
Teresa Hilton was thrown into the ropes …
It was deliberate… can’t you see that in her eyes
Sheryl is going to be pissed! Teressa should be ashamed!
It was an accident. If this is anyone’s fault it is Project Lost Cause’s
Don’t be fooled by her beautiful appearance, I know she is guilty of this! She did that on purpose!
You are hopeless
And there goes Hellkat again… I wish I was Hellkat
You might not wish that in a moment
And Hellkat was doing so well at avoiding conflict!
That is all you can say… you just witnessed a poor man being BIT in the testicles and all you can talk about is Hellkat!
I am trying to forget!
Sheryl is going to be pissed! She wanted to do that… and I am sure she didn’t want such a freak to win!
Oh Shut up… Hellkat will make a great Champion! I mean, just look at her past! She has even beaten Daemon Frost for his title!
Like that is hard to do!
You should really watch what you say Tim… you don’t know who could be listening!
Backstage
(The scene opens backstage, Chastity and the other glamour girls are not looking happy at there loss and in the corner Young Chris is looking prepared for his match later on in the male battle royal already in his attire, suddenly the doors in the middle of the shot open and Chris Hunter walks in with a huge confidence.)
YES, YES…LADIES AND GENTLEMAN OF THE ULW, LOOK AT YOUR NEW DOUBLE CHAMPION!
What the hell was that? What the hell do you think you are doing? Chris I am not your piece of ass prick, I am a wrestler and if you think about touching me again ill break ya damn hand!
Whoa! So much hostility, I’m sorry, damn woman I am merely on a high pull the monkey out of your ass!
Oh…Ill be pulling something and it won’t be apart of me…And believe me I have a tight grip and a sick mind when I want one…
Are those words grounds for a first date?
If they were…They’d be your last date as well…With anyone!
Wow man, you just got punked! HA!
Do you want me to hit you?
Oh man, come on there is no need for such hatred, I am a good man. Look, I am new here and so is she and believe me man, you don’t stand a chance, I know so…
How do you know?
She was telling that Kathy Smith girl man, she let the whole DWA roster know as well, she just has a thing against you, says you are “below her”
WHAT?
Yeah man, seriously she said she thinks Curtis is the real player and would jump for him, she said you are just a Curtis wannabe.
……What is your point? Or are you actually just after a punch…
My point my dear man is I can change that, I got a bit of a love potion going on and from one Chris to another I am happy to pass some of it on to you?
A love potion? Haven’t you got past Disney yet man?
Oh, fine mock me if you wish…Ill just to have a piece of her arse myself!
Ok, fine, and this will work right? What do I need to do?
Just take this and put it in a drink, then say 20 minutes later, she will be all yours man.
Also Backstage
(The scene opens with Tom Hammond dressed smartly in the back and a microphone in hand next to him is a door reading Johnny Kingdom and the site of it causes a barrage of boos from the fans watching in the NEC arena.)
Ladies and Gentleman we are not far now from the World Heavyweight title match and I am back here now hoping to get a word with all three men regarding the match, starting here, Johnny Kingdom in his first ever World Title match…