
May 7th 2004 - MAY-DAY
Last Week……The Catch-up
(The Scene opens as the official ULW Paranoia theme plays in the background…Isis is seen across the ring from AWOL, Shawn Hall on the outside, scenes of the fight are shown, before the deciding point of the match plays!
Isis quickly gets to her feet as does AWOL, but Isis is dazed, she stumbles round to face him only for AWOL to hit a huge spinebuster that gives him enough buzz to call for the Daisy Cutter!! Suddenly Shawn Hall jumps onto the apron again But AWOL sees it coming and charges Shawn Hall down with a big clothesline! Suddenly Curtis Jack appears from the back! The referee is leaning out the ropes at Shawn Hall he hasn’t seen Curtis slide in the ring! AWOL turns right into a HUGE DDT BY CURTIS!!!!! The force of the blow propels AWOL right back onto his feet in a daze, Isis is on one knee and sees the incident AWOL stumbles toward her and she takes the chance, rolling him up, Curtis rolls out the ring and without even a glance back walks back up the rampway the referee sees the pin by Isis and quickly calls the cover,
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Jerry Walters:
Later that night
(Andre lifts Hero back up but RH tries to fight back sending right hands into the jaw of Andre, but he is amazingly dominant crashing a forearm across the back of Random knocking him straight back to the canvas! He again lifts him up but doesn’t even let him on his feet, he picks Random Hero up from his laying position and just lifts him onto his shoulder before picking him up into a gorilla press! The fans are going wild with amazement at the strength as Andre as he throws Random Hero in the air nearly 9ft up and step’s forward letting Random Hero drop hard to the canvas! He picks Random Hero back up again as if he was nothing, and throws him off the ropes, he goes for a clothesline but Random is quicker and ducks it, he runs off the ropes and again ducks a second clothesline attempt Andre turns for a second time as Random Hero propels himself at Andre but Andre catches him and literally drops him on his feet in front of him before wrapping his hand around the throat of Random Hero before lifting him high in the air! Over 8ft High! Before dropping him hard on the mat! Andre places his foot on the motionless body of Random Hero as the ref counts.
Jerry Walters:
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(The scene opens backstage interfering with Andre’s music as the big man watches the main screen, AWOL has his bag dragging behind him, his tag title on his shoulder and his World title around his waist, he is keeping himself to himself when suddenly he over hears a staff conversation.)
Sound man:
Camera guy:
Sound man:
(AWOL walks to the two men now interested.)
AWOL:
Sound man:
(The Sound man points to a bike in the corner of the parking lot, AWOL smiles and walks to his car placing his bag in the back of his hire car and reversing it out into the middle of the parking lot facing the exit. He walks to the bike and kicks the stand before wheeling the bike out in front of the car.)
AWOL:
(He puts the bike back on its stand and walks to his car. The sound guy looks regretful now as he looks to the camera man scared that Andre will hurt him for telling AWOL… The Champion closes the door and rev’s the engine before putting his foot down on the pedal making the car wheel spin at the bike before slamming right into it dragging it a fair way along the car park floor before tipping it on its side and running right over it!
Jerry Walters: OH MY GOD! Did you hear the big man roar! AWOL as upset as he was about the Isis match, just started a war with Andre and I am not sure he can win this one!
Fucked Up Friday 5/7/2004
(Suddenly the cameras enter the Air Canada arena in Toronto Canada, to parades of Pyro and fireworks as Wake it up by Korn plays loudly through the sound system not loud enough however to drown out the sold out attendance who are on there feet trying to get the attention of the passing cameras, as they show the fans signs one saying “AWOL was screwed” other less forgiving fans holding signs saying “AWOL fears Andre” suddenly the cameras go to the ring area where Jerry Walters is sitting with a bruised Tim May, the two commentators are preparing for the nights FUF, Tim still looking angry about the attack mid-week by Holy War.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Eddie Vines & Tiffany Ray Vs Trina
('Till I Collapse (REMIX)' Hits The P.A. System as the already excited fans get to there feet, the Gangsta Nation entrance is playing but no one is coming out, suddenly the curtain begins to move and Trina comes out in some very basic wrestling attire, she is looking overly nervous as she slowly waddles down the ring, a loud cheer for her as she walks up the steps and into the ring still looking quite nervous before suddenly her music stops and she stands looking like she is about to run as soon as another sound is heard…Chants of ‘Let’s go Trina’ begin to circulate round the Canadian fans.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
(The fans are booing loudly as the words Sheryl Gray, the bitch is back flashes over the screen, the sound of points of authority by Linkin Park plays over the sound system, she walks out a smile on her face, she heads down the ramp a smug look plastered on her expression, the fans boo her louder and louder, she is by far the biggest heel in the ULW, She stops at the bottom of the ramp and turns back to the curtain as suddenly a man walks out, many realize who it is straight away as Bill Kryenik walks out!!!!)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Sheryl and Bill walk around the ring as Trina begs the smiling Sheryl one last time to get her out of this match and out of her predicament but the ULW owner just shakes her head at Trina before walking over to the commentary table and taking a head set as Kryenik stands between Sheryl and Tim.)
Sheryl:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Sheryl:
Jerry Walters:
Sheryl:
Jerry Walters:
(Suddenly Eat you alive hits the speakers as Eddie Vines flashes over the screen, Trina suddenly panics as the lights dim and a red spotlight highlights the stage as the fans boo loudly, she turns to the announcers table looking desperate to get out of the match as suddenly Eddie appears from the back! He walks out onto the stage and licks his lips, blood already pouring down his chin from a meal he must have just finished. He walks down the ramp before getting toward the bottom and charging at the ring sliding under the bottom rope! Trina quickly jumps out of the ring, showing a fair amount of speed in her step. He stands outside as Eddie just sits in the corner staring at her, talking to himself as if prepping himself for the match!)
Jerry Walters:
Sheryl:
Tim May:
(Suddenly Tiffany Ray’s music hits and suddenly the crowd realize that things are about to pick up, Eddie seems to look up the ramp snarling at Tiffany who walks out smiling a doll dressed as Eddie Vines in her arms, Trina is looking even more afraid now as she stands seemingly stuck for ideas, preparing to run from whoever comes first as she hides behind the ring post.
Sheryl:
Jerry Walters:
(Chapel suddenly jumps onto the apron trash talking Tiffany, who in anger lunges at Chapel but the Tag team Champion jumps of the apron grabbing Tiffany’s head on his way down and hanging her on the top rope! Tiffany stumbles backwards right into Trina who rolls her up for the cover!
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Sheryl:
(Chapel charges Eddie Vines and boots him in the head knocking him right off Trina before relentlessly stomping on Vines! He turns to Tiffany who has stumbled back to her feet in the other corner and charges at her hitting a huge splash before turning and hitting a splash on Eddie in the opposite corner! Chapel walks back to the centre of the ring as Eddie stumbles out toward him dazed, he grabs Eddie and suddenly drops him with a huge DDT! With that Sheryl gets up from her seat at ringside and walks around the ring signaling to Bill Kryenik to go for Chapel! She heads back up the ramp, Chapel has just noticed her and seems distracted by her leaving, suddenly the screams come from the crowd as Kryenik appears from under the ring with a Barbwire baseball bat! He rolls in the ring stalking Chapel!)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
(Chapel turns right into a clattering blow from BK with the baseball bat! Chapel falls to the mat as blood pours from his head he rolls out of the ring in pain as BK follows him out, he walks Chapel up the ramp and into the backstage area as Trina slowly gets back to her feet, as does Tiffany suddenly Trina wildly swings a slap at Tiffany but TR ducks it and counters with a boot to the mid-section, Trina ducks down right into position for Tiffany…..CHILDS PLAY!!! (Dangerous DDT!)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Eddie is kneeling over Trina seemingly ready to take a bite from her as Tiffany watches on in excitement, suddenly the fans let out a small cheer as Remix and Zerocent charge out from the back and down the ramp! Eddie looks round and sees them quickly leaving the ring as does Tiffany! Gangsta Nation slide in the ring and look on Trina as Eddie and Tiffany walk back up the ramp as Eat you alive by Limp Bizkit plays again…)
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(ULW cameras show the parking lot in behind the arena, where we sees sKy's car - a black BMW M3 - turning slowly into a space, but suddenly loud music can be heard rapidly approaching along with the sound of an engine.)
sKy: Oh shit, Fucking Asshole...
(Jason Slayers old ass banged up jet black mustang comes rushing in as sKy backs up his car a little, barely evading a collision. Slayer parks his car in sKy's place and gets out of his car, locking the door. sKy's driver side door swings open and he steps out of the vehicle, approaching Jason Slayer and yelling at him at the top of his lungs.)
sKy: You fucker...I should beat your ass!
Jason Slayer: I bet you'd like that.
(Jason Slayer chuckles under his breath and turns to begin walking towards the arena. sKy clenches his fists together, looking frustrated.)
sKy: Asshole! I'm going to beat the shit out of you tonight!
(Jason Slayer responds by flipping sKy the bird in mid stride, without ever looking back as he continues on his way towards the arena. sKy shakes his head, walks over towards Slayers car and punches it, leaving a nice dent. He then fires a kick right through the driver’s side window, shattering the glass into the car. Content for the time being, sKy turns back towards his car and climbs in, to find a new parking space.)
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(The scene opens up backstage where Daemon frost is seen just arriving in his VIP lounge, he walks in and places his bag on the sofa seats before unzipping it and pulling out a T-shirt with Holy War written on the front, he places it on the sofa to the side of the bag, the name of the faction staring up at him, suddenly a voice comes from over his shoulder.)
Sheryl:
(Daemon turns to see the ULW owner Sheryl Gray standing behind him.)
Sheryl:
(Sheryl walks to Daemons face neither of them even flinching.)
Sheryl:
(Daemon just stares his eyes locked on Sheryl who just glares back at him, she smirks in her own bitchy way before seemingly leaving the locker room on a high. The camera turns to Daemon who watches Sheryl leave before turning back to the t-shirt…He looks pretty pissed now as the scene goes back to the arena.)
Back in the Arena--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
HB Vs Bones Vs Dark Angel Vs Drako Magnus
(Suddenly the lights in the arena go out… The big screen suddenly comes up with a picture of a long pathway leading to a fiery pit of flames, like a path to hell…Suddenly flames fill the picture the only thing standing out is the Initial ‘X’ Suddenly the arena goes back into darkness before the lights slowly come back on.
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Sad but true by Metallica plays through the sound system as the lights dim…Suddenly the beat hits and the ramp way is engulfed in Pyro and fireworks as the lights return, Bones appears from behind the curtain as the fans are now booing loudly, he walks up the stairs and slowly enters the ring area looking across at HB who just stares right back at him.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
(A gong is heard as the lights go out. A purple mist rises and out walks Dark Angel to the music of Dragula by Rob Zombie. He gets to the ring raises his arms and the lights come on to reveal the cloaked dark one in the corner. He enters the ring and stands across from both Bones and HB.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
(The lights dim to a dark blue as fog starts rolling out of the entrance way. A spark is ignited as if lightning has struck the stage and two scarecrow props ignite with the spark. A figure emerges behind the fog as Scream By: Misfits starts to play over the PA. The figure steps out of the fog and reveals himself as Drako Magnus. He walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face but as he reaches the bottom of the rampway HB charges at the ropes right between DA and Bones and flies over the top at Drako landing right on the man with a big splash as the bell sounds to start the match!
Jerry Walter:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Bones is seen on his feet on the outside, he sets up one of the table on the outside, then grabs the other placing it on top of the first one giving him a tower of two tables, the fans are going wild at this as Bones rolls in the ring. He grabs the distracted Dark Angel and clotheslines him t the ground before lifting him back to his feet and throwing him in the corner before slamming in some right hands! Suddenly he throws DA across the ring, just in time for HB to stand to his feet, ladder in hand to smash the rungs right into the head of DA before charging the stunned Bones down as well!
Jerry Walter:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
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(Hunter is backstage in the locker room area preparing for his match up with Prodigy and Weapon later in the evening, he just finishes his stretches when Oswald walks in, the two men shake hands before sitting down next to each other. Hunter takes a bottle of water and pours some in hi mouth suddenly Oswald speaks up.)
Oswald:
Hunter:
Oswald:
Hunter:
Oswald:
Hunter:
Oswald:
(The two men shake hands again before Hunter leaves the room. Smiling as Oswald sprays muscle relaxant on his leg. He gives an evil grin before the scene goes back to the arena.)
Back in the arena---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jason Slayer Vs Rapier Vs sKy Vs Sean Johnson Vs Antonio Collins
(Suddenly the sound of Jason Slayers music hits as the fans jump to there feet a mixed reaction for the wrestling new boy, he walks out looked ready for action as he stretches before heading down the ramp and to the ring. He rolls in under the bottom rope and walks to the far end of the ring for his next opponent.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
(The man without fear by Drowning Pool hits the sound system as Rapier flashes across the screen, the lights dim and eventually he walks out as the boos quickly circle around the arena, he walks down the ramp as suddenly a “you tapped” chant begins, he climbs in the ring as the lights return to normal.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Lights Flicker and go out. Blue and Purple lights illuminate the arena. Strobes begin going off at the top of the ramp. Smoke rises at the entrance, blue and purple lights alternate behind the smoke. A figures silhouette appears during the shift in colours. The arena lights begin to flicker as the figure emerges from within the smoke. The lights intensify as he approaches the ring. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and spreads his arms...palms outstretched. He flips into the ring and saunters to the opposite turnbuckle, and does the same, falling backwards towards the middle of the ring before quickly looking across at his opponents.)
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
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IT’S OVER, ISIS WON! ISIS IS THE NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION!
Isis rolls out of the ring as Shawn Hall walks round to her with the title, he hands it to her before lifting her arms in the air as she stares excited at the title. She holds the title in her arms amazed she is the new champion before walking up the ramp as the fans boo her loudly. AWOL is sitting in the ring looking pure gutted, he stares up at the ramp as Isis celebrates her win!
I can’t believe this, AWOL was screwed! Shawn Hall, Isis AND Curtis Jack all played a roll in this!
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Andre wins, he raises his arms in the air as the fans continue to watch in shock at the events unfolding in front of them. Hero isn’t moving as Andre leaves the ring.)
Oh dear…You worry me, you really do…Hang on, wait we got something happening backstage!
Did you see that tank run over Lethal’s car earlier, man that was bad, Lethal went crazy!
Yeah man but Jesus it was close to Andre’s bike! Can you imagine that man being pissed like Weapon was?
That is a scary thought, the guy destroyed HSW last week!
Did you see Andre Bates bike is back here? Where?
Er…Over there sir.
So… Andre the coward advances to the Paranoia main event…Seems I need to mark him with a congratulations.
Andre is going crazy in the arena as he charges as quickly as he can to the back.)
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Fucked Up Friday on our debut show OUTSIDE of the United States of American and into the lands of Canada here in the Air Canada Arena in Toronto!
I hate this place Jerry…I hate these people, I hate this country and I hate the man we will see her in the main event tonight!
Well I am not sure you are doing yourself any favor’s there Tim saying what you’re saying, but as you have mentioned here, that’s right tonight here on FUF, the main event Holy War take on The Coven and Gangsta Nation for the Tag Team titles and you have to believe that AWOL our World Heavyweight Champion is going to be trying everything to keep his tag team belt after losing his International title to Isis last week!
He lost and rightly so… You want to know something Jerry, I am fed up of hearing all about AWOL… Tonight I have a surprise of my own…I have a bodyguard to stop those freaks touching me again and he will be out here any minute and you know something else…Sheryl is the person who hired him!
Sheryl hired you a bodyguard?
She sure did! So AWOL wants to try and touch me again, my bodyguard will make sure he regrets it!
Well also tonight we have Curtis Jack Vs Morgan Reah and that is a feud far from over you can bet your bottom dollar, both men are going to be going or that!
And Cell Block FINALLY gets to eliminate 6 Pac in what could be his last chance to do so Jerry! All here tonight!
Well these fans really chanting on young manager Trina, but you have to believe this is a suicide mission Tim! She has to fight Eddie Vines AND Tiffany Ray who are probably two of the most sadistic bastards I have ever had the displeasure to come across! I mean there is no gimmick with those two!
I believe me and you are going to have to disagree here jerry, Trina opened her mouth about our great leader Sheryl Gray and she is paying the price, she knows the consequences now, you heard Gangsta Nation this week, they didn’t dare bad mouth Sheryl because of this!
This is sick Tim and I can’t believe you think Trina deserves this! The top wrestlers of ULW have trouble controlling Eddie and Tiffany. How the hell is Trina going to!
She will learn a lesson Jerry what can I say!
OH MY GOD! That’s Bill Kryenik, but he has been gone for 2 years nearly! What the hell is going on here! It’s Eddie and Tiffany! Not this maniac I have seen this man wrestle and believe me folks, this man is hardcore to the bone, he is demented and give the chance he will happily rip out your limbs!
Don’t you worry Jerry, he is not here for the fight…That… Is my new Bodyguard!
HIM! My god when Sheryl promises security, she really does!
Hey guys!
Hi, Mrs. Gray!
Sheryl do you not think this is going to far…Trina is just a manager?
Jerry, please… This woman like anyone else needs to learn there place here in the ULW.
Which is?
Below me! If you want to be out there next week Jerry, Bill here will gladly use the workout!
I believe I am ok!
This is such an unfair match, Sheryl Trina could be killed by these two, you know Eddie Vines better then most and this man doesn’t leave survivors if he can help it!?!
Oh Jerry, please, Trina deserves what she gets for her actions, I mean I could have been worse, I could have made this a hardcore match!
Yeah Jerry shut the hell up before I set my new bodyguard on ya.
Eddie gets to his feet and walks away from Tiffany as she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she gives him a little wave before suddenly the doll waves! Eddie just grits his teeth talking to himself still, suddenly as Tiffany places the doll in the corner the bell sounds and Eddie dashes out of the ring! Trina seems shocked at the mans speed, Eddie smiles before walking toward her slowly. Tiffany is coming from the other direction, suddenly Trina in fear tries to jump the crowd barrier! But Eddie grabs her by the hair and drags her back over before aggressively throwing her in the ring.
Trina backs up into the corner her arms out begging the duo of Eddie and Tiffany not to hurt her. Tiffany rolls in the ring and kneels down in the middle of the ring so she is head height with Trina, she is smiling still a look of sarcastic sympathy on her face! Suddenly from behind Trina the doll grabs her hair pulling it hard!
Tiffany laughs before walking to Trina and picking her up to her feet as the doll lets go, but Trina suddenly begins struggling to get out of Tiffany’s grip suddenly in reaction Trina cracks a wicked slap right across the face of Tiffany who falls to the canvas!
Trina seems happy with herself but as she turns around Eddie Vines charges her down with a huge clothesline that knocks her straight down to the canvas giving the fans a reason to boo loudly.
Eddie just smiles at them before kneeling over Trina and in a sick sadistic fashion slowly licks her face, but Trina counters lifting her leg right into the groin of Eddie as the cannibal clutches his crown jewels in pain as the fans go wild, Trina gets to her feet as Tiffany charges at her, but Trina falls to the canvas and locks in a big drop toe hold that sends Tiffany face first into the mat!
Trina gets back to her feet and looks overly pleased with herself, suddenly Eddie gets back to his feet and in anger charges at her but Trina ducks his attack and Eddies own momentum causes him to fall over the top rope and out of the ring! Trina gets back to her feet, but the fans reaction says it all as from behind Tiffany Ray grabs her and hits a huge reverse DDT!
Trina grabs her head in pain as Tiffany gets in her face screaming at her, suddenly Tiffany sends slap after slap across the face of Trina, she lifts the manager of Gangsta Nation back to her feet and throws her into the corner of the ring before charging at her with a clothesline but Trina lifts her foot catching Tiffany right in the face. Tiffany grabs her cheek and stumbles back in the centre of the ring before turning back at Trina who is on the middle rope! She jumps off trying a double Axe handle but Tiffany sees it coming and counters it grabbing Trina in mid-air and with no hesitation at all turns it into a huge spinebuster!
Tiffany suddenly calls for her finisher! CHILDS PLAY! Trina gets to her feet in a daze she turns into Tiffany who boots her in the stomach and grabs her for the DDT but as she does, the fans suddenly go wild! IT’S CHAPEL! Chapel charges down the ramp causing Tiffany to let go off Trina and turn to the Holy War member!)
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!
IT’S CHAPEL, HE HAS SEEN ENOUGH OF THIS!
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NO KICKOUT BY TIFFANY!
The fans are on there feet going wild at this as Chapel begins banging the mat cheering Trina on! The manager looks over at him and finds her motivation as she gets back to her feet but not for long, Eddie flies off the top rope and knocks her back to the canvas with a big missile dropkick!
He picks Trina up again and throws her off the ropes, but as he goes for a clothesline she ducks it and Eddies powerful lunge sends him right into the referee, knocking the official inside out! He turns to see Trina coming back at him but Eddie counters hitting her with a Lou Phesz press before grabbing her by the face from under the chin his palm across her wind pipe as he begins talking trash! But Chapel is in the ring!!!!!)
Sheryl what’s he doing! Chapel is not following the rules!
No, no he is not, but he is helping a girl being unfairly treated Tim and even if I am in there next week, this man is doing the right thing!
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CHAPEL TURN AROUND!
You see this Jerry, you see this! This is my new bodyguard!
Tiffany hits the move but sees Eddie Vines on the top rope she moves out the way VINE DROP BY EDDIE VINES (Frog Splash)!!!!!!!
Tiffany is shacking the referee as Eddie hooks the leg ad makes the cover, the referee crawls closer to the pin before slowly counting!
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The fans are screeching for Trina to get up!
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Eddie and Tiffany win!)
NO damn it!
As I said, Trina got what she deserved.
You’re sick, this woman could be really hurt!
Am I interrupting?
I came here for two reasons Daemon, you’re a great wrestler and one of ULW’s best assets that’s why I have transferred you to FUF, you and Chris Cortez are moving over to FUF in place of Sean Johnson and Dark Angel, but I want you to know something and I am being deadly serious.
Join Holy War Daemon, then you become a target an enemy of the High Rollers AKA Me… You do NOT want that and at such a good stage in your career… I’ve eaten people like you for breakfast, new to business talents who have what it takes but make stupid decisions. And joining Holy war turning your back on me…The woman who has given you all these opportunities is a BAD decision…next time you think about AWOL and his group of crazed lunatics, remember what I have said!
Well it seems that Daemon is still confused about the Holy War decision, does he stay or does he go?
Well next to that nothing AWOL and his little bitch Chapel, there is no real reason is there, he is doing well as it is, he doesn’t need them!
You are being very cocky regarding Holy War Tim…Just cause you have a bodyguard now, it doesn’t mean you won’t one day get what’s coming to you. Shawn Hall did and he is a lot more dangerous then you.
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I thought so… Seems on other subjects though that the International contendership match is hitting up as well, both Slayer and Sky having a run in already!
I understand Sky on this one, I hate it when that happens, you’re trying to park and some bastard gets in your bloody way! But you can be sure Sky is not going to rest at keying his car…No, there will be punches thrown tonight.
Oh yes, Sky is a seasoned veteran here in the ULW and he is looking to make a name for himself as are the rest of these men and most importantly get there name on that sheet for the Paranoia Pay Per View in just 15 days!
Suddenly Scum of the earth by Rob Zombie hits and the fans in the mists of there confusion stand to there feet and cheer loudly for HB as he walks out onto the arena confused by the ‘X’ advert as well, he shouts “X isn’t coming back” as he walks down the ramp toward the ring, he rolls in and walks to the far turnbuckle before raising his arms to the cheering fans before turning back to the rampway as his music dies down.)
Well this is going to be a great match no doubt, for a place at Paranoia every man in this match is going to be wanting this!
What’s up with this X guy?
It’s HB’s alter ego, the young man has been fighting him for a long time, doctors have promised Sheryl and the staff that HB’s mental state was fine, but I personally have to question that and if the chances of X returning are as likely as they seem to be, then I am very curious how that will change and effect the hardcore division of this federation for sure!
Now this is one man who would like to see X back, HB’s an X’s brother Bones.
These two I do know, have been around for a long time and I am sure they will know each others moves very well. Although I do see Bones, Dark Angel or Drako Magnus winning this!
Why not HB?
Oh Jerry really! Come on HB has been attacked and beaten on by all three of these men in recent weeks and now he is in the ring against all of them at once! Sheryl done this on purpose and again rightly so! HB needs to learn you are not bigger then the company and that’s exactly what HB is going to learn!
There is no love lost here Tim, all three of these guys were in the WFN back in the late nineties and a lot of old ties were left between them!
Yeah I agree, but I just get the feeling Dark Angel is going to get his shot at revenge on HB for his defeat last week here at FUF.
HB gets to his feet and begins pounding away on the downed Drako hitting stomp after stomp, Bones has now rolled out of the ring but HB sees him coming and knocks him back with right hands, Bones blocks a right and tries to counter with a clothesline but HB re-counters ducking the clothesline and grabbing Bones from behind hitting a thunderous Neckbreaker.
He gets back to his feet as Drako charges at him, but HB moves and uses Drako’s momentum to slam him face first right into the Steel post! HB turns back to attack Bones, but as he does Dark Angel charges him from nowhere with a big clothesline. He lifts HB straight back up onto his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders before taunting to throw the smallest man in the match across the barrier, but HB counters and slides down the back of DA, however Angel doesn’t stop to waste a breathe as he quickly slams an elbow into the face of HB dazing the man before lifting him onto his shoulder and throwing him face first into the top of the crowd barrier!
DA picks HB up and throws him in the ring before looking under the apron and pulling out a trash can full of weapons, he lifts the trash can onto the apron to roll it in the ring but HB is on his feet and charges at the trash can hitting a baseball slide knocking the weapons right into the face of DA!
HB climbs the ropes not wasting a second and turns to Bones and Drako who are both dazed but back on there feet, suddenly HB flies off knocking both men down with a huge double clothesline taking both men off there feet and back down to the mats. HB gets back to his feet and lifts Drako, he suddenly uses all his strength throwing Drako right across the stretch of the outside of the ring and into the Steel steps so hard the clattering of Drako’s knees on the steel makes the front row quiver cause of the pain!
Suddenly Bones is back on his feet he grabs HB from behind and goes for a reverse DDT but HB counters turning his body so he is now in a normal DDT position before lifting Bones over into a Northern lights suplex with pin!
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NO Bones kicked out!
HB gets back to his feet and quickly goes under the ring pulling out a couple of tables and a ladder, but as he gets back to his feet DA has a fire extinguisher! He sprays the foam right in HB’s face blinding HB before throwing him back in the ring and lifting the ladder as well sliding that in. He walks round to the trash can taking the cookie sheet and rolling in the ring, HB is back on his feet but turns right into the waiting Dark Angel who slams the cookie sheet over HB’s head knocking the 5ft 7” cruiserweight to the ground!
He walks to the ladder dropping the cookie sheet on the mat and lifts it vertical before suddenly letting it go causing it to fall right onto the body of HB!
Suddenly Drako rolls back in the ring as he stands up he finds him self legs either side of the ladder, DA sees this and stamps on the other end of the ladder causing the ladder to rise with force right into the groin of Drako who grabs his crotch and curls up on the ground!)
Ouch!
Jerry... I felt that over here!
Tim….So did I… SO did I!
Suddenly HB sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring, he walks to Drako Magnus and throws the man out of the ring before following him out and looking in the trash can for more weapons, he pulls out a chair and a stapler!!
He rolls back in bringing both Weapons with him, he gets to his feet, dropping the stapler to the floor using the chair first…Bones gets to his feet but is met without mercy as HB slams the chair over his head cracking him right open before lifting him into the corner and hitting some hard knifehand chops! He walks away from the tired Bones but only for a second as he lifts the stapler from the floor! The fans are going nuts as HB walks back to the bones, using the metal stationary object to smack him in the face a few times before climbing onto the middle rope and taunting with the stapler! Suddenly he places it on Bones head and a loud thud goes out as HB uses the gun to staple Bones in the head! Not once but twice!! He goes for a third time, but Bones grabs HB in desperation and drops him into a snake eyes right across the top turnbuckle HB stumbles back right into the waiting arms of Bones who quickly hits a reverse DDT suddenly he turns seeing the ladder set up and to the excitement of the fans begins to climb it, however Dark Angel has the same idea and climbs up the other side! Suddenly the two men meet at the top, sluggishly they both throw right hands, both trying to get the upper hand! Suddenly Dark Angel grabs Bones by the head and slams him head first of the top rung! Neither man is getting anywhere but HB is on his feet!!!
He grabs the ladder and begins shaking it as both men beg him not to drop it, but HB doesn’t listen and tips the ladder! Both men fall from the top right over the top rope and through the two stacked up tables! HB rolls under the bottom rope and covers Dark Angel,
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HB WON! HE BEAT THE ODDS AND HE IS GOING TO PARANOIA!)
HE DONE IT TIM! HB DONE IT! THE THREE MEN THAT HAVE MADE HIS LIFE HELL THESE LAST FEW WEEKS AND HE BEAT THEM ALL!
I don’t believe what I am seeing Jerry, I was sure HB would be beaten this week! After what he done to Dark Angel and Drako’s big mark! I would have really placed money on someone else going to Paranoia!
What a re-match that’s going to be! Monoxide Child Vs HB one on one at Paranoia for the Hardcore title and that is just the icing on the cake! Paranoia is going to be great!
No doubt about it Jerry!
Man sorry I ain’t been around lately!
It’s cool man, but where you been?
Don’t tell Sheryl man, but I aggravated a muscle in my leg, really been playing me up! I have been in hospital all week having it poked and prodded!
the medics here have to know?
NO, if they find out, ill lose my place at Paranoia and my chance to beat down that arse Prodigy once and for all. They will go out and stick someone else in my place… Man I need this break…I can’t afford for them to take that chance away from me!
Oh…Ok man, well, look I got to get on, some shit to do before our match, but I’ll see you out there!
Without a doubt man, Lethal is gonna pay for last week and what he done to us!
What the hell is that Hunter up to now? Hasn’t he got himself in enough trouble?
Oh come on Jerry, don’t be so old, this guy is a real rebel! I can’t wait to see what he is planning this time!
Well whatever it is, I don’t believe for one second he is doing it for anyone but himself!
That is below the belt Jerry…He is a generous man… Only last week he gave money to charity!
NO HE DID NOT!
Ok, no he didn’t… But he could of! I am sure he thought about it, because this man is all about generosity!
Well this lad has a lot to do here tonight I think, he is probably the less experienced of the lot in this match, but the one thing he may just have to sneak him through is the raw drive and determination to be at ULW Paranoia fighting for that international gold.
Hell no, you got Sky, Sean Johnson in this match Jerry…Real experienced wrestlers, he has more then a lot to do Jerry, he has pure impossibility to work round!
Well in all fairness Rapier was unlucky last week to lose to Daemon Frost, he thought he had won and Daemon took the opportunity!
What are you talking about Walters! Frost tapped out, you know it, I know it! Rapier should be going to the Weapons lair and now he is not, and to make it worse, his dad walked out on him!
Yeah, I nearly forgot about that, Sickle the famous father of the man Rapier left his son after the defeat at FUF last week and you have to believe between the submission and the loss of his fathers help, he is going to be a little distracted here tonight!
Well the seasoned Veteran, I would say possibly a name looking to go into the Hall of Fame Tim.
That’s were the guy should stay to! I mean he is old and past it! Another Lethal Weapon, past his prime and living on past glories!
Think what you like Tim, there is a chance this man could be fighting at Paranoia for the International title and it will be you eating your words then!
But it won’t happen, ok, there is more chance Sky then Slayer, but seriously, my money is on Rapier, this guy really impressed me last week and he deserves to be at Paranoia Jerry.
I will agree with that, he has been a little unlucky, but Sky is not someone to underestimate.