May 7th 2004 - MAY-DAY


Last Week……The Catch-up

(The Scene opens as the official ULW Paranoia theme plays in the background…Isis is seen across the ring from AWOL, Shawn Hall on the outside, scenes of the fight are shown, before the deciding point of the match plays!

Isis quickly gets to her feet as does AWOL, but Isis is dazed, she stumbles round to face him only for AWOL to hit a huge spinebuster that gives him enough buzz to call for the Daisy Cutter!! Suddenly Shawn Hall jumps onto the apron again But AWOL sees it coming and charges Shawn Hall down with a big clothesline! Suddenly Curtis Jack appears from the back! The referee is leaning out the ropes at Shawn Hall he hasn’t seen Curtis slide in the ring! AWOL turns right into a HUGE DDT BY CURTIS!!!!! The force of the blow propels AWOL right back onto his feet in a daze, Isis is on one knee and sees the incident AWOL stumbles toward her and she takes the chance, rolling him up, Curtis rolls out the ring and without even a glance back walks back up the rampway the referee sees the pin by Isis and quickly calls the cover, 1…
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IT’S OVER, ISIS WON! ISIS IS THE NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION!
Isis rolls out of the ring as Shawn Hall walks round to her with the title, he hands it to her before lifting her arms in the air as she stares excited at the title. She holds the title in her arms amazed she is the new champion before walking up the ramp as the fans boo her loudly. AWOL is sitting in the ring looking pure gutted, he stares up at the ramp as Isis celebrates her win!

Jerry Walters:
I can’t believe this, AWOL was screwed! Shawn Hall, Isis AND Curtis Jack all played a roll in this!

Later that night

(Andre lifts Hero back up but RH tries to fight back sending right hands into the jaw of Andre, but he is amazingly dominant crashing a forearm across the back of Random knocking him straight back to the canvas! He again lifts him up but doesn’t even let him on his feet, he picks Random Hero up from his laying position and just lifts him onto his shoulder before picking him up into a gorilla press! The fans are going wild with amazement at the strength as Andre as he throws Random Hero in the air nearly 9ft up and step’s forward letting Random Hero drop hard to the canvas! He picks Random Hero back up again as if he was nothing, and throws him off the ropes, he goes for a clothesline but Random is quicker and ducks it, he runs off the ropes and again ducks a second clothesline attempt Andre turns for a second time as Random Hero propels himself at Andre but Andre catches him and literally drops him on his feet in front of him before wrapping his hand around the throat of Random Hero before lifting him high in the air! Over 8ft High! Before dropping him hard on the mat! Andre places his foot on the motionless body of Random Hero as the ref counts.
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Andre wins, he raises his arms in the air as the fans continue to watch in shock at the events unfolding in front of them. Hero isn’t moving as Andre leaves the ring.)

Jerry Walters:
Oh dear…You worry me, you really do…Hang on, wait we got something happening backstage!

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(The scene opens backstage interfering with Andre’s music as the big man watches the main screen, AWOL has his bag dragging behind him, his tag title on his shoulder and his World title around his waist, he is keeping himself to himself when suddenly he over hears a staff conversation.)

Sound man:
Did you see that tank run over Lethal’s car earlier, man that was bad, Lethal went crazy!

Camera guy:
Yeah man but Jesus it was close to Andre’s bike! Can you imagine that man being pissed like Weapon was?

Sound man:
That is a scary thought, the guy destroyed HSW last week!

(AWOL walks to the two men now interested.)

AWOL:
Did you see Andre Bates bike is back here? Where?

Sound man:
Er…Over there sir.

(The Sound man points to a bike in the corner of the parking lot, AWOL smiles and walks to his car placing his bag in the back of his hire car and reversing it out into the middle of the parking lot facing the exit. He walks to the bike and kicks the stand before wheeling the bike out in front of the car.)

AWOL:
So… Andre the coward advances to the Paranoia main event…Seems I need to mark him with a congratulations.

(He puts the bike back on its stand and walks to his car. The sound guy looks regretful now as he looks to the camera man scared that Andre will hurt him for telling AWOL… The Champion closes the door and rev’s the engine before putting his foot down on the pedal making the car wheel spin at the bike before slamming right into it dragging it a fair way along the car park floor before tipping it on its side and running right over it!
Andre is going crazy in the arena as he charges as quickly as he can to the back.)

Jerry Walters: OH MY GOD! Did you hear the big man roar! AWOL as upset as he was about the Isis match, just started a war with Andre and I am not sure he can win this one!

Fucked Up Friday 5/7/2004

(Suddenly the cameras enter the Air Canada arena in Toronto Canada, to parades of Pyro and fireworks as Wake it up by Korn plays loudly through the sound system not loud enough however to drown out the sold out attendance who are on there feet trying to get the attention of the passing cameras, as they show the fans signs one saying “AWOL was screwed” other less forgiving fans holding signs saying “AWOL fears Andre” suddenly the cameras go to the ring area where Jerry Walters is sitting with a bruised Tim May, the two commentators are preparing for the nights FUF, Tim still looking angry about the attack mid-week by Holy War.)

Jerry Walters:
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Fucked Up Friday on our debut show OUTSIDE of the United States of American and into the lands of Canada here in the Air Canada Arena in Toronto!

Tim May:
I hate this place Jerry…I hate these people, I hate this country and I hate the man we will see her in the main event tonight!

Jerry Walters:
Well I am not sure you are doing yourself any favor’s there Tim saying what you’re saying, but as you have mentioned here, that’s right tonight here on FUF, the main event Holy War take on The Coven and Gangsta Nation for the Tag Team titles and you have to believe that AWOL our World Heavyweight Champion is going to be trying everything to keep his tag team belt after losing his International title to Isis last week!

Tim May:
He lost and rightly so… You want to know something Jerry, I am fed up of hearing all about AWOL… Tonight I have a surprise of my own…I have a bodyguard to stop those freaks touching me again and he will be out here any minute and you know something else…Sheryl is the person who hired him!

Jerry Walters:
Sheryl hired you a bodyguard?

Tim May:
She sure did! So AWOL wants to try and touch me again, my bodyguard will make sure he regrets it!

Jerry Walters:
Well also tonight we have Curtis Jack Vs Morgan Reah and that is a feud far from over you can bet your bottom dollar, both men are going to be going or that!

Tim May:
And Cell Block FINALLY gets to eliminate 6 Pac in what could be his last chance to do so Jerry! All here tonight!

Eddie Vines & Tiffany Ray Vs Trina

('Till I Collapse (REMIX)' Hits The P.A. System as the already excited fans get to there feet, the Gangsta Nation entrance is playing but no one is coming out, suddenly the curtain begins to move and Trina comes out in some very basic wrestling attire, she is looking overly nervous as she slowly waddles down the ring, a loud cheer for her as she walks up the steps and into the ring still looking quite nervous before suddenly her music stops and she stands looking like she is about to run as soon as another sound is heard…Chants of ‘Let’s go Trina’ begin to circulate round the Canadian fans.)

Jerry Walters:
Well these fans really chanting on young manager Trina, but you have to believe this is a suicide mission Tim! She has to fight Eddie Vines AND Tiffany Ray who are probably two of the most sadistic bastards I have ever had the displeasure to come across! I mean there is no gimmick with those two!

Tim May:
I believe me and you are going to have to disagree here jerry, Trina opened her mouth about our great leader Sheryl Gray and she is paying the price, she knows the consequences now, you heard Gangsta Nation this week, they didn’t dare bad mouth Sheryl because of this!

Jerry Walters:
This is sick Tim and I can’t believe you think Trina deserves this! The top wrestlers of ULW have trouble controlling Eddie and Tiffany. How the hell is Trina going to!

Tim May:
She will learn a lesson Jerry what can I say!

(The fans are booing loudly as the words Sheryl Gray, the bitch is back flashes over the screen, the sound of points of authority by Linkin Park plays over the sound system, she walks out a smile on her face, she heads down the ramp a smug look plastered on her expression, the fans boo her louder and louder, she is by far the biggest heel in the ULW, She stops at the bottom of the ramp and turns back to the curtain as suddenly a man walks out, many realize who it is straight away as Bill Kryenik walks out!!!!)

Jerry Walters:
OH MY GOD! That’s Bill Kryenik, but he has been gone for 2 years nearly! What the hell is going on here! It’s Eddie and Tiffany! Not this maniac I have seen this man wrestle and believe me folks, this man is hardcore to the bone, he is demented and give the chance he will happily rip out your limbs!

Tim May:
Don’t you worry Jerry, he is not here for the fight…That… Is my new Bodyguard!

Jerry Walters:
HIM! My god when Sheryl promises security, she really does!

(Sheryl and Bill walk around the ring as Trina begs the smiling Sheryl one last time to get her out of this match and out of her predicament but the ULW owner just shakes her head at Trina before walking over to the commentary table and taking a head set as Kryenik stands between Sheryl and Tim.)

Sheryl:
Hey guys!

Tim May:
Hi, Mrs. Gray!

Jerry Walters:
Sheryl do you not think this is going to far…Trina is just a manager?

Sheryl:
Jerry, please… This woman like anyone else needs to learn there place here in the ULW.

Jerry Walters:
Which is?

Sheryl:
Below me! If you want to be out there next week Jerry, Bill here will gladly use the workout!

Jerry Walters:
I believe I am ok!

(Suddenly Eat you alive hits the speakers as Eddie Vines flashes over the screen, Trina suddenly panics as the lights dim and a red spotlight highlights the stage as the fans boo loudly, she turns to the announcers table looking desperate to get out of the match as suddenly Eddie appears from the back! He walks out onto the stage and licks his lips, blood already pouring down his chin from a meal he must have just finished. He walks down the ramp before getting toward the bottom and charging at the ring sliding under the bottom rope! Trina quickly jumps out of the ring, showing a fair amount of speed in her step. He stands outside as Eddie just sits in the corner staring at her, talking to himself as if prepping himself for the match!)

Jerry Walters:
This is such an unfair match, Sheryl Trina could be killed by these two, you know Eddie Vines better then most and this man doesn’t leave survivors if he can help it!?!

Sheryl:
Oh Jerry, please, Trina deserves what she gets for her actions, I mean I could have been worse, I could have made this a hardcore match!

Tim May:
Yeah Jerry shut the hell up before I set my new bodyguard on ya.

(Suddenly Tiffany Ray’s music hits and suddenly the crowd realize that things are about to pick up, Eddie seems to look up the ramp snarling at Tiffany who walks out smiling a doll dressed as Eddie Vines in her arms, Trina is looking even more afraid now as she stands seemingly stuck for ideas, preparing to run from whoever comes first as she hides behind the ring post.
Eddie gets to his feet and walks away from Tiffany as she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she gives him a little wave before suddenly the doll waves! Eddie just grits his teeth talking to himself still, suddenly as Tiffany places the doll in the corner the bell sounds and Eddie dashes out of the ring! Trina seems shocked at the mans speed, Eddie smiles before walking toward her slowly. Tiffany is coming from the other direction, suddenly Trina in fear tries to jump the crowd barrier! But Eddie grabs her by the hair and drags her back over before aggressively throwing her in the ring.
Trina backs up into the corner her arms out begging the duo of Eddie and Tiffany not to hurt her. Tiffany rolls in the ring and kneels down in the middle of the ring so she is head height with Trina, she is smiling still a look of sarcastic sympathy on her face! Suddenly from behind Trina the doll grabs her hair pulling it hard!
Tiffany laughs before walking to Trina and picking her up to her feet as the doll lets go, but Trina suddenly begins struggling to get out of Tiffany’s grip suddenly in reaction Trina cracks a wicked slap right across the face of Tiffany who falls to the canvas!
Trina seems happy with herself but as she turns around Eddie Vines charges her down with a huge clothesline that knocks her straight down to the canvas giving the fans a reason to boo loudly. Eddie just smiles at them before kneeling over Trina and in a sick sadistic fashion slowly licks her face, but Trina counters lifting her leg right into the groin of Eddie as the cannibal clutches his crown jewels in pain as the fans go wild, Trina gets to her feet as Tiffany charges at her, but Trina falls to the canvas and locks in a big drop toe hold that sends Tiffany face first into the mat!
Trina gets back to her feet and looks overly pleased with herself, suddenly Eddie gets back to his feet and in anger charges at her but Trina ducks his attack and Eddies own momentum causes him to fall over the top rope and out of the ring! Trina gets back to her feet, but the fans reaction says it all as from behind Tiffany Ray grabs her and hits a huge reverse DDT!
Trina grabs her head in pain as Tiffany gets in her face screaming at her, suddenly Tiffany sends slap after slap across the face of Trina, she lifts the manager of Gangsta Nation back to her feet and throws her into the corner of the ring before charging at her with a clothesline but Trina lifts her foot catching Tiffany right in the face. Tiffany grabs her cheek and stumbles back in the centre of the ring before turning back at Trina who is on the middle rope! She jumps off trying a double Axe handle but Tiffany sees it coming and counters it grabbing Trina in mid-air and with no hesitation at all turns it into a huge spinebuster!
Tiffany suddenly calls for her finisher! CHILDS PLAY! Trina gets to her feet in a daze she turns into Tiffany who boots her in the stomach and grabs her for the DDT but as she does, the fans suddenly go wild! IT’S CHAPEL! Chapel charges down the ramp causing Tiffany to let go off Trina and turn to the Holy War member!)

Sheryl:
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!

Jerry Walters:
IT’S CHAPEL, HE HAS SEEN ENOUGH OF THIS!

(Chapel suddenly jumps onto the apron trash talking Tiffany, who in anger lunges at Chapel but the Tag team Champion jumps of the apron grabbing Tiffany’s head on his way down and hanging her on the top rope! Tiffany stumbles backwards right into Trina who rolls her up for the cover!
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NO KICKOUT BY TIFFANY!
The fans are on there feet going wild at this as Chapel begins banging the mat cheering Trina on! The manager looks over at him and finds her motivation as she gets back to her feet but not for long, Eddie flies off the top rope and knocks her back to the canvas with a big missile dropkick!
He picks Trina up again and throws her off the ropes, but as he goes for a clothesline she ducks it and Eddies powerful lunge sends him right into the referee, knocking the official inside out! He turns to see Trina coming back at him but Eddie counters hitting her with a Lou Phesz press before grabbing her by the face from under the chin his palm across her wind pipe as he begins talking trash! But Chapel is in the ring!!!!!)

Tim May:
Sheryl what’s he doing! Chapel is not following the rules!

Jerry Walters:
No, no he is not, but he is helping a girl being unfairly treated Tim and even if I am in there next week, this man is doing the right thing!

Sheryl:
……

(Chapel charges Eddie Vines and boots him in the head knocking him right off Trina before relentlessly stomping on Vines! He turns to Tiffany who has stumbled back to her feet in the other corner and charges at her hitting a huge splash before turning and hitting a splash on Eddie in the opposite corner! Chapel walks back to the centre of the ring as Eddie stumbles out toward him dazed, he grabs Eddie and suddenly drops him with a huge DDT! With that Sheryl gets up from her seat at ringside and walks around the ring signaling to Bill Kryenik to go for Chapel! She heads back up the ramp, Chapel has just noticed her and seems distracted by her leaving, suddenly the screams come from the crowd as Kryenik appears from under the ring with a Barbwire baseball bat! He rolls in the ring stalking Chapel!)

Jerry Walters:
CHAPEL TURN AROUND!

Tim May:
You see this Jerry, you see this! This is my new bodyguard!

(Chapel turns right into a clattering blow from BK with the baseball bat! Chapel falls to the mat as blood pours from his head he rolls out of the ring in pain as BK follows him out, he walks Chapel up the ramp and into the backstage area as Trina slowly gets back to her feet, as does Tiffany suddenly Trina wildly swings a slap at Tiffany but TR ducks it and counters with a boot to the mid-section, Trina ducks down right into position for Tiffany…..CHILDS PLAY!!! (Dangerous DDT!)
Tiffany hits the move but sees Eddie Vines on the top rope she moves out the way VINE DROP BY EDDIE VINES (Frog Splash)!!!!!!!
Tiffany is shacking the referee as Eddie hooks the leg ad makes the cover, the referee crawls closer to the pin before slowly counting!
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The fans are screeching for Trina to get up!
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Eddie and Tiffany win!)

Jerry Walters:
NO damn it!

Tim May:
As I said, Trina got what she deserved.

Jerry Walters:
You’re sick, this woman could be really hurt!

(Eddie is kneeling over Trina seemingly ready to take a bite from her as Tiffany watches on in excitement, suddenly the fans let out a small cheer as Remix and Zerocent charge out from the back and down the ramp! Eddie looks round and sees them quickly leaving the ring as does Tiffany! Gangsta Nation slide in the ring and look on Trina as Eddie and Tiffany walk back up the ramp as Eat you alive by Limp Bizkit plays again…)

Backstage----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (ULW cameras show the parking lot in behind the arena, where we sees sKy's car - a black BMW M3 - turning slowly into a space, but suddenly loud music can be heard rapidly approaching along with the sound of an engine.)

sKy: Oh shit, Fucking Asshole...

(Jason Slayers old ass banged up jet black mustang comes rushing in as sKy backs up his car a little, barely evading a collision. Slayer parks his car in sKy's place and gets out of his car, locking the door. sKy's driver side door swings open and he steps out of the vehicle, approaching Jason Slayer and yelling at him at the top of his lungs.)

sKy: You fucker...I should beat your ass!

Jason Slayer: I bet you'd like that.

(Jason Slayer chuckles under his breath and turns to begin walking towards the arena. sKy clenches his fists together, looking frustrated.)

sKy: Asshole! I'm going to beat the shit out of you tonight!

(Jason Slayer responds by flipping sKy the bird in mid stride, without ever looking back as he continues on his way towards the arena. sKy shakes his head, walks over towards Slayers car and punches it, leaving a nice dent. He then fires a kick right through the driver’s side window, shattering the glass into the car. Content for the time being, sKy turns back towards his car and climbs in, to find a new parking space.)

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(The scene opens up backstage where Daemon frost is seen just arriving in his VIP lounge, he walks in and places his bag on the sofa seats before unzipping it and pulling out a T-shirt with Holy War written on the front, he places it on the sofa to the side of the bag, the name of the faction staring up at him, suddenly a voice comes from over his shoulder.)

Sheryl:
Am I interrupting?

(Daemon turns to see the ULW owner Sheryl Gray standing behind him.)

Sheryl:
I came here for two reasons Daemon, you’re a great wrestler and one of ULW’s best assets that’s why I have transferred you to FUF, you and Chris Cortez are moving over to FUF in place of Sean Johnson and Dark Angel, but I want you to know something and I am being deadly serious.

(Sheryl walks to Daemons face neither of them even flinching.)

Sheryl:
Join Holy War Daemon, then you become a target an enemy of the High Rollers AKA Me… You do NOT want that and at such a good stage in your career… I’ve eaten people like you for breakfast, new to business talents who have what it takes but make stupid decisions. And joining Holy war turning your back on me…The woman who has given you all these opportunities is a BAD decision…next time you think about AWOL and his group of crazed lunatics, remember what I have said!

(Daemon just stares his eyes locked on Sheryl who just glares back at him, she smirks in her own bitchy way before seemingly leaving the locker room on a high. The camera turns to Daemon who watches Sheryl leave before turning back to the t-shirt…He looks pretty pissed now as the scene goes back to the arena.)

Back in the Arena--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Walters:
Well it seems that Daemon is still confused about the Holy War decision, does he stay or does he go?

Tim May:
Well next to that nothing AWOL and his little bitch Chapel, there is no real reason is there, he is doing well as it is, he doesn’t need them!

Jerry Walters:
You are being very cocky regarding Holy War Tim…Just cause you have a bodyguard now, it doesn’t mean you won’t one day get what’s coming to you. Shawn Hall did and he is a lot more dangerous then you.

Tim May:
…………

Jerry Walters:
I thought so… Seems on other subjects though that the International contendership match is hitting up as well, both Slayer and Sky having a run in already!

Tim May:
I understand Sky on this one, I hate it when that happens, you’re trying to park and some bastard gets in your bloody way! But you can be sure Sky is not going to rest at keying his car…No, there will be punches thrown tonight.

Jerry Walters:
Oh yes, Sky is a seasoned veteran here in the ULW and he is looking to make a name for himself as are the rest of these men and most importantly get there name on that sheet for the Paranoia Pay Per View in just 15 days!

HB Vs Bones Vs Dark Angel Vs Drako Magnus

(Suddenly the lights in the arena go out… The big screen suddenly comes up with a picture of a long pathway leading to a fiery pit of flames, like a path to hell…Suddenly flames fill the picture the only thing standing out is the Initial ‘X’ Suddenly the arena goes back into darkness before the lights slowly come back on.
Suddenly Scum of the earth by Rob Zombie hits and the fans in the mists of there confusion stand to there feet and cheer loudly for HB as he walks out onto the arena confused by the ‘X’ advert as well, he shouts “X isn’t coming back” as he walks down the ramp toward the ring, he rolls in and walks to the far turnbuckle before raising his arms to the cheering fans before turning back to the rampway as his music dies down.)

Jerry Walters:
Well this is going to be a great match no doubt, for a place at Paranoia every man in this match is going to be wanting this!

Tim May:
What’s up with this X guy?

Jerry Walters:
It’s HB’s alter ego, the young man has been fighting him for a long time, doctors have promised Sheryl and the staff that HB’s mental state was fine, but I personally have to question that and if the chances of X returning are as likely as they seem to be, then I am very curious how that will change and effect the hardcore division of this federation for sure!

(Sad but true by Metallica plays through the sound system as the lights dim…Suddenly the beat hits and the ramp way is engulfed in Pyro and fireworks as the lights return, Bones appears from behind the curtain as the fans are now booing loudly, he walks up the stairs and slowly enters the ring area looking across at HB who just stares right back at him.)

Jerry Walters:
Now this is one man who would like to see X back, HB’s an X’s brother Bones.

Tim May:
These two I do know, have been around for a long time and I am sure they will know each others moves very well. Although I do see Bones, Dark Angel or Drako Magnus winning this!

Jerry Walters:
Why not HB?

Tim May:
Oh Jerry really! Come on HB has been attacked and beaten on by all three of these men in recent weeks and now he is in the ring against all of them at once! Sheryl done this on purpose and again rightly so! HB needs to learn you are not bigger then the company and that’s exactly what HB is going to learn!

(A gong is heard as the lights go out. A purple mist rises and out walks Dark Angel to the music of Dragula by Rob Zombie. He gets to the ring raises his arms and the lights come on to reveal the cloaked dark one in the corner. He enters the ring and stands across from both Bones and HB.)

Jerry Walters:
There is no love lost here Tim, all three of these guys were in the WFN back in the late nineties and a lot of old ties were left between them!

Tim May:
Yeah I agree, but I just get the feeling Dark Angel is going to get his shot at revenge on HB for his defeat last week here at FUF.

(The lights dim to a dark blue as fog starts rolling out of the entrance way. A spark is ignited as if lightning has struck the stage and two scarecrow props ignite with the spark. A figure emerges behind the fog as Scream By: Misfits starts to play over the PA. The figure steps out of the fog and reveals himself as Drako Magnus. He walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face but as he reaches the bottom of the rampway HB charges at the ropes right between DA and Bones and flies over the top at Drako landing right on the man with a big splash as the bell sounds to start the match!
HB gets to his feet and begins pounding away on the downed Drako hitting stomp after stomp, Bones has now rolled out of the ring but HB sees him coming and knocks him back with right hands, Bones blocks a right and tries to counter with a clothesline but HB re-counters ducking the clothesline and grabbing Bones from behind hitting a thunderous Neckbreaker. He gets back to his feet as Drako charges at him, but HB moves and uses Drako’s momentum to slam him face first right into the Steel post! HB turns back to attack Bones, but as he does Dark Angel charges him from nowhere with a big clothesline. He lifts HB straight back up onto his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders before taunting to throw the smallest man in the match across the barrier, but HB counters and slides down the back of DA, however Angel doesn’t stop to waste a breathe as he quickly slams an elbow into the face of HB dazing the man before lifting him onto his shoulder and throwing him face first into the top of the crowd barrier!
DA picks HB up and throws him in the ring before looking under the apron and pulling out a trash can full of weapons, he lifts the trash can onto the apron to roll it in the ring but HB is on his feet and charges at the trash can hitting a baseball slide knocking the weapons right into the face of DA! HB climbs the ropes not wasting a second and turns to Bones and Drako who are both dazed but back on there feet, suddenly HB flies off knocking both men down with a huge double clothesline taking both men off there feet and back down to the mats. HB gets back to his feet and lifts Drako, he suddenly uses all his strength throwing Drako right across the stretch of the outside of the ring and into the Steel steps so hard the clattering of Drako’s knees on the steel makes the front row quiver cause of the pain! Suddenly Bones is back on his feet he grabs HB from behind and goes for a reverse DDT but HB counters turning his body so he is now in a normal DDT position before lifting Bones over into a Northern lights suplex with pin!
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NO Bones kicked out!
HB gets back to his feet and quickly goes under the ring pulling out a couple of tables and a ladder, but as he gets back to his feet DA has a fire extinguisher! He sprays the foam right in HB’s face blinding HB before throwing him back in the ring and lifting the ladder as well sliding that in. He walks round to the trash can taking the cookie sheet and rolling in the ring, HB is back on his feet but turns right into the waiting Dark Angel who slams the cookie sheet over HB’s head knocking the 5ft 7” cruiserweight to the ground!
He walks to the ladder dropping the cookie sheet on the mat and lifts it vertical before suddenly letting it go causing it to fall right onto the body of HB! Suddenly Drako rolls back in the ring as he stands up he finds him self legs either side of the ladder, DA sees this and stamps on the other end of the ladder causing the ladder to rise with force right into the groin of Drako who grabs his crotch and curls up on the ground!)

Jerry Walter:
Ouch!

Tim May:
Jerry... I felt that over here!

Jerry Walters:
Tim….So did I… SO did I!

(Bones is seen on his feet on the outside, he sets up one of the table on the outside, then grabs the other placing it on top of the first one giving him a tower of two tables, the fans are going wild at this as Bones rolls in the ring. He grabs the distracted Dark Angel and clotheslines him t the ground before lifting him back to his feet and throwing him in the corner before slamming in some right hands! Suddenly he throws DA across the ring, just in time for HB to stand to his feet, ladder in hand to smash the rungs right into the head of DA before charging the stunned Bones down as well!
Suddenly HB sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring, he walks to Drako Magnus and throws the man out of the ring before following him out and looking in the trash can for more weapons, he pulls out a chair and a stapler!!
He rolls back in bringing both Weapons with him, he gets to his feet, dropping the stapler to the floor using the chair first…Bones gets to his feet but is met without mercy as HB slams the chair over his head cracking him right open before lifting him into the corner and hitting some hard knifehand chops! He walks away from the tired Bones but only for a second as he lifts the stapler from the floor! The fans are going nuts as HB walks back to the bones, using the metal stationary object to smack him in the face a few times before climbing onto the middle rope and taunting with the stapler! Suddenly he places it on Bones head and a loud thud goes out as HB uses the gun to staple Bones in the head! Not once but twice!! He goes for a third time, but Bones grabs HB in desperation and drops him into a snake eyes right across the top turnbuckle HB stumbles back right into the waiting arms of Bones who quickly hits a reverse DDT suddenly he turns seeing the ladder set up and to the excitement of the fans begins to climb it, however Dark Angel has the same idea and climbs up the other side! Suddenly the two men meet at the top, sluggishly they both throw right hands, both trying to get the upper hand! Suddenly Dark Angel grabs Bones by the head and slams him head first of the top rung! Neither man is getting anywhere but HB is on his feet!!!
He grabs the ladder and begins shaking it as both men beg him not to drop it, but HB doesn’t listen and tips the ladder! Both men fall from the top right over the top rope and through the two stacked up tables! HB rolls under the bottom rope and covers Dark Angel,
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HB WON! HE BEAT THE ODDS AND HE IS GOING TO PARANOIA!)

Jerry Walter:
HE DONE IT TIM! HB DONE IT! THE THREE MEN THAT HAVE MADE HIS LIFE HELL THESE LAST FEW WEEKS AND HE BEAT THEM ALL!

Tim May:
I don’t believe what I am seeing Jerry, I was sure HB would be beaten this week! After what he done to Dark Angel and Drako’s big mark! I would have really placed money on someone else going to Paranoia!

Jerry Walters:
What a re-match that’s going to be! Monoxide Child Vs HB one on one at Paranoia for the Hardcore title and that is just the icing on the cake! Paranoia is going to be great!

Tim May:
No doubt about it Jerry!

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(Hunter is backstage in the locker room area preparing for his match up with Prodigy and Weapon later in the evening, he just finishes his stretches when Oswald walks in, the two men shake hands before sitting down next to each other. Hunter takes a bottle of water and pours some in hi mouth suddenly Oswald speaks up.)

Oswald:
Man sorry I ain’t been around lately!

Hunter:
It’s cool man, but where you been?

Oswald:
Don’t tell Sheryl man, but I aggravated a muscle in my leg, really been playing me up! I have been in hospital all week having it poked and prodded!

Hunter:
the medics here have to know?

Oswald:
NO, if they find out, ill lose my place at Paranoia and my chance to beat down that arse Prodigy once and for all. They will go out and stick someone else in my place… Man I need this break…I can’t afford for them to take that chance away from me!

Hunter:
Oh…Ok man, well, look I got to get on, some shit to do before our match, but I’ll see you out there!

Oswald:
Without a doubt man, Lethal is gonna pay for last week and what he done to us!

(The two men shake hands again before Hunter leaves the room. Smiling as Oswald sprays muscle relaxant on his leg. He gives an evil grin before the scene goes back to the arena.)

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Jerry Walters:
What the hell is that Hunter up to now? Hasn’t he got himself in enough trouble?

Tim May:
Oh come on Jerry, don’t be so old, this guy is a real rebel! I can’t wait to see what he is planning this time!

Jerry Walters:
Well whatever it is, I don’t believe for one second he is doing it for anyone but himself!

Tim May:
That is below the belt Jerry…He is a generous man… Only last week he gave money to charity!

Jerry Walters:
NO HE DID NOT!

Tim May:
Ok, no he didn’t… But he could of! I am sure he thought about it, because this man is all about generosity!

Jason Slayer Vs Rapier Vs sKy Vs Sean Johnson Vs Antonio Collins

(Suddenly the sound of Jason Slayers music hits as the fans jump to there feet a mixed reaction for the wrestling new boy, he walks out looked ready for action as he stretches before heading down the ramp and to the ring. He rolls in under the bottom rope and walks to the far end of the ring for his next opponent.)

Jerry Walters:
Well this lad has a lot to do here tonight I think, he is probably the less experienced of the lot in this match, but the one thing he may just have to sneak him through is the raw drive and determination to be at ULW Paranoia fighting for that international gold.

Tim May:
Hell no, you got Sky, Sean Johnson in this match Jerry…Real experienced wrestlers, he has more then a lot to do Jerry, he has pure impossibility to work round!

(The man without fear by Drowning Pool hits the sound system as Rapier flashes across the screen, the lights dim and eventually he walks out as the boos quickly circle around the arena, he walks down the ramp as suddenly a “you tapped” chant begins, he climbs in the ring as the lights return to normal.)

Jerry Walters:
Well in all fairness Rapier was unlucky last week to lose to Daemon Frost, he thought he had won and Daemon took the opportunity!

Tim May:
What are you talking about Walters! Frost tapped out, you know it, I know it! Rapier should be going to the Weapons lair and now he is not, and to make it worse, his dad walked out on him!

Jerry Walters:
Yeah, I nearly forgot about that, Sickle the famous father of the man Rapier left his son after the defeat at FUF last week and you have to believe between the submission and the loss of his fathers help, he is going to be a little distracted here tonight!

(Lights Flicker and go out. Blue and Purple lights illuminate the arena. Strobes begin going off at the top of the ramp. Smoke rises at the entrance, blue and purple lights alternate behind the smoke. A figures silhouette appears during the shift in colours. The arena lights begin to flicker as the figure emerges from within the smoke. The lights intensify as he approaches the ring. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and spreads his arms...palms outstretched. He flips into the ring and saunters to the opposite turnbuckle, and does the same, falling backwards towards the middle of the ring before quickly looking across at his opponents.)

Jerry Walters:
Well the seasoned Veteran, I would say possibly a name looking to go into the Hall of Fame Tim.

Tim May:
That’s were the guy should stay to! I mean he is old and past it! Another Lethal Weapon, past his prime and living on past glories!

Jerry Walters:
Think what you like Tim, there is a chance this man could be fighting at Paranoia for the International title and it will be you eating your words then!

Tim May:
But it won’t happen, ok, there is more chance Sky then Slayer, but seriously, my money is on Rapier, this guy really impressed me last week and he deserves to be at Paranoia Jerry.

Jerry Walters:
I will agree with that, he has been a little unlucky, but Sky is not someone to underestimate.

(Gone by Sevendust hits as the lights fade, suddenly a figure is visible at the top of the stage lasers outlining his athletic figure before suddenly a huge burst of Pyro fires around him as the lights return and Sean Johnson is seen at the top of the ramp he taunts the fans who give him a huge reception, he heads down the ramp and walks round to the announcers table before jumping up on the apron looking around at the three men in the ring!)

Jerry Walters:
Well Antonio Collins is last out, but this ring is already getting full.

Tim May:
All these men want it, they need this win, apart from Rapier they are all new looking to impress and be on that big show…Rapier as already impressed, but he wants the shot at Isis on the 23rd, this match is going to be huge!

Jerry Walters:
No doubt!

(The sound a videogame being played is heard as the big screen comes to life with what looks like a city street in front of a big building. A character wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase comes from the building and says some words before hailing a cab. Before the Cab can get there a car passes by and the man in the suit gets shot. The words GAME OVER in red come across the screen Game Over by Little Flip hits and smoke fills the entrance. Antonio Collins steps through the smoke and stares at the ring while rubbing his hands together. The big screen switches to Antonio as he throws a briefcase into a river and then switches to him standing in various locations staring at the sky. Antonio begins to slowly walk toward the ring with a look of determination on his face as the scene now shows him destroying furniture and breaking mirrors in various places before switching to Antonio travelling along various highways in a black Cadillac CTS. Antonio walks to the ring and stops just staring for a moment at the ring and then to all the people in the audience as the big screen now returns to black with Game over flashing over and over as Antonio slides in the ring under the bottom rope. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and looks down at the crowd as the words Game Over explode on the screen and another explosion of smoke shoots out from the entrance.)

Jerry Walters:
A pretty big entrance there, but the question remains, can the favourite in this match Antonio Collins do the job!

Tim May:
Are you just trying to annoy me…Rapier will win, why can’t you believe my word?

Jerry Walters:
Honestly….

Tim May:
Yes……

Jerry Walters:
Cause you talk shit!

Tim May:
……………. Fair point!

(Antonio jumps down to the canvas but as soon as his feet touch Slayer is on him hitting a knee to the back knocking him into the corner! He grabs Antonio by the head and slams him into the top turnbuckle not once, twice he goes for a third time but Antonio blocks the move with his foot and counters it slamming Slayer into the turnbuckle instead before throwing him back first against them and hitting him with a huge knifehand chop!
Across the ring in the other corner Sky is on top of Rapier, hitting right hands, suddenly Rapier blocks and like that he turns the tide of the attack throwing a couple of rights himself, he begins stomping on Sky before dragging him into the middle of the ring and setting him up for a DDT but out of nowhere Sean Johnson appears clotheslining Rapier to the ground. Sky stands straight but Johnson clotheslines him down as well.
He picks up sky and slams a couple of right hands in against the face of Sky knocking him back against the ropes! Suddenly Rapier charges at both men but both Sky and Johnson duck and lift Rapier right over the ropes and to the outside! The fans suddenly ‘eww’ as Rapier lands funny on his side his shoulder taking the brunt of the fall. He rolls around on the outside in pain holding his shoulder!
Back in the ring, Antonio still has the upper hand on young Slayer, he throws him off the ropes but Slayers pace is amazing as he ducks under the Antonio grapple, Antonio turns but right into a crossbody by JS! He covers,
1…
No, quick Kickout by Antonio who gets up to one knee but Slayer is already up, he runs off the ropes and hits a tremendous dropkick right to the face of Antonio Collins knocking him back down onto on the canvas! He gets back up and wildly stomps away on Antonio before taunting to the fans the adrenalin pumping harder then ever before in front of this Canadian crowd.
He walks back to Antonio and lifts him up before taking him to the middle of the ring and hitting a text book snap suplex, he quickly rolls on him for the cover,
1…
2…
No Kickout by Collins.
He wastes no time and picks Collins up again lifting him over his shoulder he suddenly taunts the fans before jumping into a sitting position and throwing Antonio Collins body forward causing Antonio’s chin to crash against Slayers body before the rest of his body even hits the floor!)

Jerry Walters:
What a move by the youngster Tim, my god that could be it!

Tim May:
No Kickout Antonio!

(Slayer however doesn’t cover him!! He kneels over Collins and begins trash talking him instead, suddenly from behind Sky grabs the young wrestler and lifts him to his feet, but Jason manages to push him away, he goes for a right hand, but Sky ducks it and counters hitting a big flowing DDT! He gets back to his feet stomping on the head of Slayer. Collins still hasn’t moved!
Sky lifts Slayer back up but Slayer counter lifting Sky onto his shoulder realising the move on Collins could have done the trick, he taunts the fans, but suddenly Sky counters crawling down the back of JS and turning it into a sunset flip!
1…
2…
NO KICKOUT! Slayer kicked out just in time!
Sky gets to his feet ducking a clothesline attempt from Slayer before grabbing him as if for a reverse DDT but instead lifting him onto his shoulder and dropping him down onto the mat slamming his shoulder into the mid-section of JS!
He covers,
1…
2…
No another Kickout but Slayer!
Sky gets up to his feet suddenly Sean Johnson charges at him but Sky counters hitting Sean Johnson with a huge Superkick that echoes throughout the arena, Slayer gets to his feet in a daze he turns right into the momentum of Sky who locks him in an arm wrench before turning it into a grapple!!! SKY DROP! (Arm wrench into a rock bottom!) The fans are going crazy Sky covers and hooks the leg,
1…
2…
3.. NO, NO…ANTONIO PULLS SKY OF THE BODY OF SLAYER!

Sky can’t believe it he gets to his feet and turns to Antonio who still hasn’t got to his feet, he trash talks him for a second before stomping a couple of times on him, he lifts him to his vertical base but as he does Antonio lashes out with a huge spinebuster! Suddenly EMT’s burst from the back by the referees demand for Rapier who is hurt on the outside, the referee is explaining what happened but no one has seen Jason Slayer pull a chain from his attire apart from a small amount of the fans. All four men are getting back on there feet, Slayer is first, followed by Sky.
Sky see Slayer up and goes to kick him in the mid-section but Slayer catches his kick and throws him right around in a full circle but as Sky turns back to Slayer HE CRACKS SKY RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE METAL CHAIN! Sky falls to the canvas like a bag of potatoes dropped from a height, but before Slayer can do anything about it Antonio lifts Slayer………GAME OVER!!!!!!
He covers Jason Slayer! As a dazed Sky gets back to his feet with the help of the rope, he turns RIGHT INTO THE TITANIC KICK BY SEAN JOHNSON! Who in the heat of the moment covers Sky!
The referee turns around and sees both pins, in the shouting and confusion the referee panics and counts,
1…
2…
3…
ANTONIO AND SEAN BOTH GOT THE PIN BUT WHO WINS!?!)

Jerry Walters:
Oh my god, Sean Johnson has been quiet throughout this match and suddenly he just comes out of nowhere and hits that devastating Superkick, but who wins?

Tim May:
Rapier should win damn it! But this is strange, I have no idea what’s going to happen here!

(Both Sean and Antonio celebrate there win, but as soon as they see each other win, both men are right up in each others face, neither man realise the other one had a pin! The referee is trying to calm the situation but both men are actually nose to nose!! Suddenly Point of Authority hits and the ULW owner Sheryl Marie Gray walks out to a huge booing from the fans…. She simply smiles before both her music and the fans calm down.)

Sheryl:
So…We have a situation don’t we? Sean Johnson….Won the match….HOWEVER….Antonio Collins…Also…Won the match, so you know what I am going to do as here in the ULW…The High Rollers and most importantly myself are fair people and I am going to make the International Match at Paranoia... A 3 WAY DANCE!!! ANTONIO COLLINS VS SEAN JOHNSON VS ISIS FOR THE INTERNATIONAL TITLE!

(The fans are actually cheering, for the match, hell hasn’t frozen over so Sheryl is definitely not being cheered, however Antonio seems happy with the match, however the fans suddenly find themselves in mixed reactions as Sean Johnson is stalking Collins! Antonio turns, TITANIC KICK BY SEAN JOHNSON!!!!! ANTONIO COLLINS IS LAID FLAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Sean Johnson just smiles over the body of Antonio as the scene goes backstage again!)

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(The scene opens in the VIP lounge of CEO Tawodi Watie he is watching the show on his television a glass of orange in his hand and his book on the table in front of him, he turns to the door as a hand lightly taps away on it. The Hunter walks in a smile on his face, Tawodi stands up and smiles back at him.)

Tawodi:
The Hunter isn’t it?

Hunter:
Yeah, nice to meet you.

Tawodi:
How can I help you?

Hunter:
It’s about Oswald… He has an injury on his leg, he hasn’t been here all week because he has been in hospital.

Tawodi:
WHAT!?! This is serious, but Oswald is very professional, why would he do that?

Hunter:
He doesn’t want to because he is afraid he will miss out on Paranoia and more then that…He doesn’t want to let Prodigy go without a beating.

Tawodi:
That’s why? So he can fight Prodigy…Well if that’s all he wants to see Prodigy get beat down so to speak at Paranoia, can’t you take his place? You’re his friend?

Hunter:
Tawodi, I couldn’t? I mean poor Oswald…But…Ok for my friend, ill fight at Paranoia in his place…I wouldn’t want to let him down!

Tawodi:
Ok ill let Sheryl know, but what about tonight?

(Hunter is already out of the door before Tawodi had finished his sentence. Tawodi looks on confused for a second as the scene cuts to somewhere else.)

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(Shatter Star is preparing in his locker room as Xavier sits on the side of the couch looking confused.)

Xavier:
What do you mean you have it all sorted?

Shatter Star:
Exactly what I said…It’s all under control… There won’t be a match tonight, Midgard and Cortez are going to be finding themselves in a sticky situation my friend, you see…This is Canada… Mexico is along way from here.

Xavier:
So?

Shatter Star:
Those no good leeches taking everything the good old United States have got are only going to one day populate these country as well… These fans will be thanking us believe me! And trust me when I say there is going to be NO MATCH tonight.

(Shatter Star smiles as Xavier continues to look confused before the scene goes back to the arena.)

Back In the Arena--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Walters:
There is a hell of a lot going on back there and I am not sure I can believe everything I am seeing Tim! Did Hunter just screw Jon Oswald, his so called friend?

Tim May:
No…Course he didn’t Jerry… Jon Oswald is hurt and Hunter like the caring friend he is simply took his place to keep Jon safe!

Jerry Walters:
Try explaining that one to Oswald… I won’t want to be in the room

Monoxide Vs DDD

Jerry Walters: What an exciting night so far here Tim, but up next we’ve got our Hardcore Champion Monoxide taking on newcomer Dirty Dustin Downey in a non-title one on one match up.

Tim May: Well it definitely looks like the odds are stacked in Monoxides favor, being a hardcore rules match, but Dirty Dustin Downey is definitely a big and talented prospect, who just may be able to pull out an upset.

Jerry Walters: You never know what to expect in a hardcore match.

Tim May: Or in the ULW, for that matter Jerry.

(“Take me away” by ICP blasts the arena and Monoxide comes out to huge boo’s with the ULW Hardcore Title slung over his shoulder. He is wearing blue jean shorts and has his face painted up white with black painted eyes. He enters the ring and starts bouncing around doing a warm up.)

Jerry Walters: Here he is, the new ULW Hardcore Champion who defeated Curtis Jack last week to win the title. He has quickly garnered quite a bit of respect around here, wouldn’t you say Tim?

Tim May: I’d have to agree there, although the fans aren’t very fond of him, he beat an HSW Hall Of Famer in Curtis Jack last week and he looks like he’s got a bright future ahead of him.

(The lights dim, red aura hovers over the ground and 2 green fireworks shoot from the ramp to the ceiling as "Enemy" by Sevendust plays before he comes out wearing his wrestling attire.)

Jerry Walters: DDD has a great opportunity here tonight, facing the Hardcore Champion in his first ULW match! If he comes out strong tonight, he could leave a lasting impression on the ULW and I’d imagine, he would be considered as a major contender for the Hardcore Championship in the near future.

Tim May: Absolutely, Dirty Dustin Downey could become a household name here very quickly. One things for sure, he’s out here to impress us all and show the ULW what he is made of. Should be yet another great match!

(The bell rings to signal the beginning of the match as Downey and Monoxide approach each other cautiously, circling one another in the middle of the ring and looking for a chance to make a move. They both finally advance and lock arms into a tie up, testing each others strength. Monoxide who coincidentally has the weight advantage manages to push DDD back to the ropes and hold him in place for a moment before the referee breaks the two of them apart. Once again they circle and move in for a tie up, but Downey catches Monoxide off guard with a stinging forearm shot to the face, followed by an inside crescent kick which sends Monoxide back a couple of steps, holding his face. He quickly runs ahead and leaps up onto Monoxide’s shoulders, looking for a hurricanranna. The move gets countered however, Monoxide counters with a sit down powerbomb! Monoxide then rolls away and slides out of the ring in search of some hardware.)

Jerry Walters: Interesting start to this one, these guys wanted to test each other out and see what they’re up against. Looks like Monoxide has taken an early advantage though.

Tim May: It would seem that way, looks like he’s after some weapons to implement the hardcore rules factor. Some nice work early on but Downey though as well.

(Monoxide takes a look under the ring apron and pulls out a steel chair, which he slides into the ring. Next, he starts pulling out a ladder as the fans go wild. DDD is back up in the ring at this point and he quickly scales the turnbuckle nearest to Monoxide. After taunting quickly, he leaps off of the top rope all the way to the outside of the ring with a front flip! He collides with the ladder which in typical domino effect crashes into the Hardcore Champion! Both men go down hard with the ladder causing damage everywhere. The fans go nuts after this fine display while both guys remain lying on the outside of the ring in obvious pain.)

Jerry Walters: WHAT A MOVE THAT WAS BY “DIRTY” DUSTIN DOWNEY! THESE FANS ARE GOING WILD, BY GAWD!

Tim May: Whats that Jerry, I couldn’t hear you! These guys have got the fans here in Toronto going absolutely FRICKEN’ NUTS!

Jerry Walters: WHAT!?

Tim May: FRICKEN’ NUTS!!

(Dustin Downey is the first to begin scrambling to his feet. He picks the ladder up off of the ground and sends it crashing down onto Monoxide’s ribs! He then slides it into the ring and turns back towards Monoxide, scraping him off of the floor and bringing him back up to his feet. Downey rolls Monoxide back into the ring and onto the ladder, before he heads back up to the top rope. Once again Downey plays to the fans on the top rope, before he goes for his finishing maneuver – The Georgia Scorcher (Frog Splash) .. Monoxide crawls away just in time however and Dustin Downey crashes into the ladder! He rolls around on the mat, holding his ribs in pain while trying to get a breath into his crushed anatomy. Monoxide Child gets up to his feet and picks up the chair that he had previously slid into the ring. He opens it up and leaves it in a seating position before going back after DDD. He lifts him up and sets him up for his finishing move, The Twisted Powerbomb (Spinning Powerbomb). Monoxide gets him up, does a full 360 degree spin for some extra momentum and then unleashes a viscious slam right onto the open chair! DDD crashes into it, sending the chair flying away, bent out of shape.)

Jerry Walters: OH MY GAWD!! MONOXIDE MAY HAVE JUST KILLED DUSTIN DOWNEY!! WHAT A MOVE, THAT WAS BRUTAL!

Tim May: It sure was, I don’t know what got the worst of that .. Downey’s spine or the steel folding chair! Either way, Downey could be injured and is definitely in severe pain!

(Monoxide goes for a pin on Dustin Downey and the ref slides over to make the count. 1… 2… Monoxide lifts Downey back up off of the mat with a sinister snarl on his face. He stands back up, bringing Downey with him and heads for the corner of the ring. Monoxide scoops Downey up onto his shoulder and then sets him up on the turnbuckle in a tree of woe fashion. Monoxide then lifts up the ladder and opens it up in the middle of the ring, then begins climbing and the crowd is in awe in anticipation of what is about to happen.)

Jerry Walters: WHAT IN GODS NAME IN MONOXIDE DOING HERE!? HE HAD THE MATCH WON, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT WAS ENOUGH!

Tim May: STOP YELLING IN MY EAR, YOU BASTARD! .. I think Monoxide is pissed off about the way this match went earlier on and now he’s going to introduce Dustin Downey into the ULW’s Hardcore Division. What a great Champion.

(Monoxide begins to scale the ladder as Dustin Downey hangs by his feet in the corner of the ring ..lifeless, helpless and defenseless. As Monoxide nears the top of the ladder, the number one contender to his ULW Hardcore Championship – HB starts running down the entrance ramp! He slides into the ring and pulls the ladder out from under the champ, who falls off of the top and cracks his jaw off of nearly every rung on the way down! HB sets the ladder down and rolls Monoxide on top of it, before climbing up to the top rope. HB leaps from the top rope with a flying aerial assault which finishes with a double knee drop across the chest of Monoxide! HB helps Dustin Downey down from the corner and drags him over towards Monoxide, draping his arm over our Hardcore Champion.)

Jerry Walters: IT’S OVER! IT’S GOT TO BE OVER!! WHAT A SCREW JOB! HB IS SCREWING MONOXIDE HERE, PISSING THE HARDCORE CHAMP OFF… A MAN HE WILL SOON FACE FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

Tim May: That’s right HB is indeed the number one contender for the Hardcore Title as he earned the right to face Monoxide by winning a big Fatal Fourway Match earlier tonight … here’s the count ladies and gentlemen!

Crowd: ONE… TWO... THREE!!!

Jerry Walters: What a match ladies and gentlemen, both of these guys put on a stellar performance, but it was HB with the run in preventing Monoxide from winning this match! Both Monoxide and Dustin Downey could be seriously hurt after this one!

Tim May: Dustin Downey picks up the upset over our Hardcore Champion in only his first match with the company, but at what cost… that was just crazy .. but then again, it is a Fucked Up Friday Night and its far from over.

Jerry Walters: Well coming up folks, we’ve got some great tag team action coming your way. You don’t want to miss it!

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(The scene opens backstage with Isis in her locker room, Michael Synclaire is eating some chips and watching the television when suddenly a happy Shawn Hall walks in, he walks straight up to Isis giving her a fairly big kiss before turning to Synclaire.)

Shawn Hall:
Guess what?

Isis:
You got me out of the 3 way dance at Paranoia?

Shawn Hall:
No, sorry girl, Sheryl weren’t having any of it…BUT… I did get out of my match with Chaos…All that’s got to happen now… Is Synclaire, you got to beat Chaos arse, you do that and Sheryl will deem him not good enough to face me!

Isis:
Well done babe!

Synclaire:
WHAT?

Shawn Hall:
Its easy man, this guy is a former suit and tie. You got nothing to worry about?

Michael Synclaire:
A former suit and tie?

Shawn Hall:
Yeah he owned that EWR… You know the second rate circus of a wrestling federation…All you got to do man is beat his arse, come back and celebrate with more chips and beers…Look…Go out there and beat him down and I promise…I’ll buy a round of drinks for everyone tonight?

Michael Synclaire:
You will?

Shawn Hall:
Yeah of course!

(Synclaire smiles and pats Shawn on the shoulder before heading to the en suite for his wrestling attire, Isis looks at Shawn as if shocked he would actually buy the drinks but he soon puts her straight showing an expression as if to say ‘yeah right’ before the scene goes to another part of the locker room.)

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(Gangsta Nation are seen in the car park standing outside the back of an ambulance, the EMT’s are looking at Trina who is still out cold, Remix is looking worried as is Zerocent, suddenly Trina wakes up her hand moving around that of Remix.)

Remix:
Trina, Trina…Babe I’m here?

Trina:
My ribs are painful.

(An EMT walks over noticing she is awake.)

EMT:
You will find you have 2 broken ribs and severe bruising all around your torso and upper chest and neck area. I suggest you lay down and rest for a while, you took quite a bad shot out there.

(Trina nods at the nurse before laying flat against the bed, she squeezes the hand of Remix to let him know everything will be ok, he nods and turns walking away from the bed as does Zerocent, the two men head into the backstage area, suddenly they are met by ULW reporter Terri Lynn Blaze!)

Terri:
Guys, guys, I was wondering if I could get an interview.

(The two men look at each other for a second then stop in there tracks as Terri begins with her questions.)

Terri Lynn Blaze:
Earlier tonight, you’re manager and Remix, you’re girlfriend, was beaten in her match and eventually saved by both you and Chapel…Can you tell me the situation with Trina’s condition?

Remix:
She has been beat down, no doubt, a couple of broken ribs, but hey, between you and me she bought it upon herself!

Terri Lynn Blaze:
WHAT!?!

Zerocent:
Hey don’t look so surprised, we love Trina more then anyone, but come on she bitched about Sheryl even after what she saw our owner do to Pulse when he was placed in that match that we won last week…Oh yeah, with this powerful punch of mine!

Remix:
Trina is my girl and I love her, but in this business, sometimes you need to get beaten down to learn a lesson. I mean Pulse learnt that last week, Trina learnt there earlier and tonight Coven and Holy War are going to learn that when we become NEW Tag team Champions!

Terri Lynn Blaze:
So you are going to be focused on your match?

Remix:
Of course, this is for the gold lady, we are one of the top teams here in the ULW and we need to go out there and kick some ass and become the NEW tag team champions, I mean look at the facts? AWOL lost last week, only just won the week before that, he has been destroyed by Andre Bates. This is a man who is on a real losing streak and tonight…

Zerocent:
We make it two belts lost in two weeks for AWOL and new tag team champions for us….Gangsta Nation!

(The two men walk away from Terri as she looks fairly shocked as the scene goes back to the arena.)

Back in the Arena--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Walters:
I can’t believe what I just heard from Gangsta Nation Tim, Trina never deserved that beating she got, she was beaten down and battered by Eddie and Tiffany.

Tim May:
No, look Jerry, Gangsta Nation are intelligent members of our roster and they know Trina deserved what she got so what if these fans don’t like it, it’s the truth, this is the business we are in!

Jerry Walters:
Well Chapel didn’t think so and neither do I!

Tim May:
Oh Jerry, I cant believe you are seriously joining forces with Holy War and especially Chapel, that guy is no savour. Remember Shawn Hall’s wife?

Jerry Walters:
I never said they were angels and I can’t say I respect there actions in the past, but by god Chapel done the right thing tonight and in my books, the man has gone a long way and I personally believe many fans alike will have the respect for Chapel now that he deserves!

Midgard & Chris Cortez Vs Midgard & Xavier

('CHRIS CORTEZ, THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS // ON YOUR WISHLIST HE IS FIRST ITEM FOR CHRISTMAS!' is spoken in a rhyming manner over the speakers and Fabulous - Never Duplicated begins to play.

YES I AM OFTEN IMMITATED

Yellow and black lights begin to flash around the arena before a studly man with sun glasses on walks onto the stage and looks around smirking.

BUT I AM NEVER DUPLICATED

Chris Cortez walks around the top of the ramp taking a chorus of cheers as he flexes his pecks. He begins to walk down to the ring and climbs onto the apron. He hops up top and points to himself in a cocky fashion before hopping onto the mat as his music stops.)

Jerry Walters:
Well what a great feud we got here, Cortez was originally screwed by Midgard and Shatter Star, but then over the course of last week, both Cortez and Midgard became more friendly turning against Shatter Star who honestly has come out with some crude comments concerning Midgard’s home country.

Tim May:
You know you’re problem, you’re not loyal enough to the United States!

Jerry Walters:
I love my country!

Tim May:
Then why do you think Shatter Stars comments are crude? I mean all he is saying is that immigrants from Mexico have ruined American society and that people like Midgard are to blame!

(Suddenly Aerosmith hits the speakers and the fans go crazy as Midgard’s Video hits the big screen, the fans are on there feet cheering as the cameras swing round the attendance picking out various Midgard signs, suddenly he appears from the back looking ready as he taunts the fans at the top of the stage before pointing into the ring at Cortez who points right back at him, Midgard then walks down the ramp clapping the hand of the front row of the crowd before rolling in the ring and climbing up to the middle rope taunting the fans once again before jumping down awaiting the entrance of Shatter Star and Xavier.)

Jerry Walters:
Well talking of Midgard he is out here and looking ready to go, I don’t think I have ever seen him this ready to fight.

Tim May:
I like this you know!

Jerry Walters:
What?

Tim May:
Having Midgard in Canada! You got all the American wannabes in one place then! I mean the Mexicans, the Cubans, the Canadians, hell even the Jamaicans want to be like us, I think rather then have that little immigrant country of Mexico below us, we should just truck them up and bring them here…I mean it fits!

Jerry Walters:
I hope someone kicks your ass!

Tim May:
They try it and my man Bill will be down here in no time!

(That beautiful, hateful and tantalizing theme, "Too Much", suddenly bursts the seams of the sound speakers, and leaking into a flood of boos we get a reaction from the fans. Flash bulbs explode as the red curtain that dangles in the entranceway parts, and out steps the Team Leader: XAVIER. As the fans stand to greet him properly, his dark eyes stare back out at them from behind that malicious mask of his, hiding something but telling everyone that tonight is going to be another fabulous night. His shirt reads YOUR TEAM LEADER in bold white letters, displaying his status in this federation; his pants are generic blue jeans, showcasing that he lacks the fashion outlook to do something different, next to him walks Shatter Star a mic in hand and a smile expressed across his face as both men stop in there tracks at the top of the ramp…Suddenly the music dies down and the booing although loud is not enough to stop Star talking.)

Star:
Midgard, Cortez… You think there’s really going to be a match here tonight? You honestly believe that I was going to waste my ability fighting you two in front of a bunch of Canadians!

(A huge boo fills the arena as Midgard and Cortez stand in the ring bad mouthing Star and Xavier.)

Star:
No, you see, the ULW is about being the best, it is about fairness, you saw Sheryl come out here earlier and say she was fair, the ULW is about doing the right thing… AND MIDGARD… Guess what I found… You Midgard are in actual fact an Illegal Immigrant of both the United States and of course now Canada as well! YOU DON’T BELONG HERE!
So here is what is going to happen, Sheryl has cancelled our match tonight boys and she sent out for some friends of both mine and Xavier to take both you and Cortez right back to where you belong…MEXICAN prison! You see you crossed the border Midgard and went from the Tin house slums of Mexico to the great nation of the US of A and you need to learn your listen, I doubt you will be out for Paranoia, so I suppose that makes me the winner.

(Star smiles as does Xavier. Midgard is going mental in the ring as is Cortez when suddenly a good 20 men walk out dressed as Immigration officers, they have batons and CS Spray on there utility belts prepared for any trouble.)

Jerry Walters:
What the hell is this!!! That son of a bitch Shatter Star is having Midgard and Cortez kicked out of the country damn it!

Tim May:
And rightly so, this man is an illegal immigrant, he doesn’t deserve to live the high life like we do! He should be cleaning our floors, not working in our ring!

Jerry Walters:
Oh shut the hell up, this is bullshit! Midgard isn’t illegal!

Tim May:
Star has the paper work!

(The officers are asking Midgard and Cortez to leave the ring, eventually and to the the surprise of many they do so without a fight as the officers handcuff the hands of the two men behind there backs, they begin walking them up the ramp as Star and Xavier wait for them. Midgard goes right past both him and Star sharing some words but as Cortez is passing Xavier stands in his path, the two men begin trash talking, suddenly Xavier slaps Cortez hard! Cortez can’t believe it Xavier moves out of reach as Cortez goes wild trying to get loose to go for Xavier but the American made Xavier just smiles at him as Immigration walk off with the two men.)

Jerry Walters:
I cannot believe this! Immigration are actually leaving with Midgard and Cortez! Star and Xavier just had the two men walked off! Is Cortez even Mexican?

Tim May:
Does it matter! He is allied with a known Illegal Immigrant! He deserves all he gets!

Jerry Walters:
You are a sick man Tim!

Tim May:
Yeah that’s what I hear all the time of my wife to!

Jerry Walters:
You have a wife?

Tim May:
Yeah…And a mistress... And a love buddy…And a-

Jerry Walters:
And they all know about each other?

Tim May:
Oh yeah!

Jerry Walters:
You live a very strange life.

The Hunter & Jon Oswald Vs Lethal Weapon & Prodigy

(As Star and Xavier disappear backstage more drama begins, the lights dim out, and The Game by Motorhead starts to play over the P.A. system of the arena, then out walks the hunter, he stands at the top of the ramp a few seconds then makes his way down the ramp very slowly, once at the ring, he walks around to the steps and walks up them before entering the ring and waiting for his partner to come out.)

Jerry Walters:
I still can’t believe this man earlier on went out of his way and had his so called own friend Jon Oswald removed from the Paranoia PPV just so he could be there instead!

Tim May:
Jon Oswald is injured and he was just being a loyal friend! I mean when Jon said he wanted to be at Paranoia, you know he didn’t mean it! He was calling for help!

Jerry Walters:
No way! I’ve spoke to Oswald backstage before and he is one of the most determined, one of the most motivated men I have ever met, I don’t believe for one second Oswald would not want to be at ULW Paranoia! He hates missing the shadow shows let alone a huge PPV like Paranoia!

("Killing In The Name" by Rage Against the Machine blasts the PA and "The Assassin" makes his way to the ring. He walks through the smoke that rolls over the stage. After entering the ring, he climbs all four turnbuckles and salutes the crowd from each corner. He climbs down and begins to stretches in the ring before talking to Hunter about strategy as they prepare for there opponents.)

Jerry Walters:
This is sickening to watch, look at Hunter, he knows he has possibly just destroyed this man Oswald’s dream of performing on the big stage at such a huge event like Paranoia!

Tim May:
God Jerry, you’re making it so dramatic! Hunter done Oswald a favour come on!

Jerry Walters:
That’s no favour damn it! That’s a damn travesty!

(Suddenly Prodigy’s music hits as the lights begin to flicker, Prodigy appears on the ramp as both Hunter and Oswald begin taunting him to fight them alone, Prodigy just walks down the ramp and waits there while Oswald and Hunter taunt Prodigy...)

Jerry Walters:
Prodigy is down here and these three men have a confusing puzzle of a past beginning to build here and I can see these men with a bright future but I don’t know why, I just don’t see this feud ending at Paranoia!

Tim May:
Of course Paranoia will end it. Hunter will destroy Prodigy, make Oswald proud and Prodigy will learn not to mess with these men ever again.

Jerry Walters:
I’m not sure it’s going to be that easy in all honesty.

(Suddenly the lights in the arena go out!!)

Jerry Walters:
OHHH BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!

(Oswald and Hunter stop trash talking and suddenly stare up the ramp as the words “He is coming” slowly appear on the screen, the words disappear but only for a large word in red writing to replace it…… “RUN!” Suddenly I stand Alone by Godsmack hits and the fans are going crazy as Lethal Weapon flashes across the screen and the lights return to a huge ovation, Weapon walks out as the fans only get louder, he is looking ready to go, he walks down the ramp pretty much ignoring Prodigy, but the two men suddenly slide under the bottom rope ready to go at it but both Hunter and Oswald leave the squared circle and stand on the outside!
Weapon climbs to the middle rope of the far turnbuckle looking down on Oswald on Hunter before turning to the fans and raising his arms as the fans go crazy!)

Jerry Walters:
What an ovation for the wrestling legend Lethal Weapon!

Tim May:
He maybe a legend, but Hunter is the new man in town Jerry, you watch, Hunter will make sure Weapon regrets coming into this match.

Jerry Walters:
Well Weapon since his return is 9 and 0, he is undefeated since his comeback in February and if Hunter OR Oswald can do it tonight then you have to believe they are going to be looking at a lot of spotlight!

Tim May:
Exactly so line up Letterman, leno, Parkingson all the interviewers around the world, Hunter is going on tour!

(The bell sounds as Weapon leaves the ring leaving Prodigy to start off, Oswald and Hunter both jump up to the apron, but it’s Oswald who starts, the two men begin circling each other before locking up, both men are evenly matched and for a second it’s a stand still, suddenly Prodigy gets Oswald in a head lock, but Oswald quickly gets out of it throwing Prodigy off the ropes, suddenly they come shoulder to shoulder ad Prodigy goes down, Oswald quickly runs of the ropes but Prodigy turns onto his front as Oswald runs across the ring jumping over him, Prodigy gets to his feet and as Oswald come back at him lifts him in the air into a flapjack but brings Oswald down right across the top rope!
The spring of the rope knocks Oswald right off his feet and onto his back and Prodigy wastes no time hitting a big leg drop across the throat of Oswald before getting back to his feet and lifting JO with him, he throws him off the ropes again and swings wildly for a clothesline but Oswald ducks it and continues off the ropes, Prodigy turns to face him and quickly hits Oswald with a perfectly executed hip toss before falling into the cover,
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No easy Kickout by Oswald.
Prodigy lifts Oswald back to his feet and goes for a right hand but Oswald quickly dodges blocks it and grabs Prodigy by the head hitting a good twisting neck breaker taking down the fan favourite. JO quickly gets back to his feet and stomps on the downed body of Prodigy before grabbing the head of Prodigy and placing his knee into the spine of his back before pulling back on the head of his opponent. Prodigy cries out in pain but refuses to give up as Oswald continues to tug harder, locking the move in harder, Suddenly Prodigy manages to bridge his back and gets himself to his feet as Oswald follows him up keeping the lock held in, Suddenly Prodigy grabs Oswald’s head and bring him down into a hard chin breaker that breaks the lock and has Oswald holding his chin in pain against the ropes. Prodigy gets to his feet and takes the time to run against the ropes charging at Oswald, but he isn’t quick enough and Oswald lunges out with a huge flying clothesline that takes Prodigy down hard to the mat.
Oswald gets to his feet and trash talks Prodigy before tauntingly slapping him across the face, not once but twice he suddenly feels some momentum and taunts the booing fans before climbing the turnbuckle and perching himself up top preparing for Prodigy to get to his feet, Prodigy does and turns right into Oswald who jumps off the top trying for a missile dropkick but Prodigy moves and Oswald lands right on his thigh leaving him crying out in pain!
Prodigy is right on it grabbing his leg and locking in a figure four leg lock! Oswald is crying out in pain and is so hurt he can’t turn Prodigy over, he falls onto the mat and the referee begins counting, 1…
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No he lifts himself up in mountains of pain! But he falls again,
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NO he lifts himself up again at the last second, he looks like he is going to tap, the pain on his face is devastating, he has gone bright red but is just refusing to give up, suddenly the cheering fans turn to boos as Hunter comes in the ring and boots Prodigy in the face breaking the hold and giving Oswald some time to breathe.
Prodigy is quickly onto one knee as Oswald continues to lay on the floor in pain holding his leg, Prodigy walks to him and grabs his bad leg lifting it straight in the air before booting it hard not once but twice right in the back of the thigh! Oswald cries out in pain before managing to force himself to his feet but Prodigy suddenly charges Oswald from behind shoulder tackling the back of Oswald’s knee! Prodigy shouts out to the fans who cheer before turning back to Oswald who is once again on his feet he hits Oswald with a right hand before attempting to irish whip him across the ring but Oswald counters throwing Prodigy as well but keeps hold of his arm and Prodigy turns right back into a spinebuster by Oswald who begins crawling to his corner as does Prodigy. Oswald makes the tag and Hunter quickly gets in the ring and quickly sprints over to Prodigy who is about to tag Lethal Weapon in!! Hunter grabs Prodigy by the ankle and quickly drags him back into the ring before stomping away on his lower back, he lifts Prodigy to his feet and sluggishly throws him in the corner, he trash talks Prodigy for a second before hitting a big knifehand chop, then another, suddenly Prodigy fires back with one of his own and another and another, Hunter is back in the centre of the ring, Prodigy goes for one more, but suddenly hunter blocks it and boots Prodigy in the mid-section before bringing him down hard face first across his knee! Prodigy falls to the floor in pain as Hunter slowly lifts him to his feet, he sets him up for a suplex and turns to Weapon taunting the wrestling Veteran before lifting Prodigy high in the air and bringing him down hard back first across the mat. Prodigy gets back to his feet as Hunter taunts Lethal some more.
Hunter walks to the tired Prodigy who leans sluggishly on the ropes, he suddenly swings hitting Prodigy with a hard right and another before throwing him off the ropes, as Prodigy comes back he goes for a clothesline but Prodigy ducks it and continues off the ropes ahead of him, Hunter turns and sees Prodigy picking up momentum but he quickly stops it jumping at Prodigy and lifting his knee right into the mans face knocking him back to the canvas!
Suddenly Hunter looks at the fans and calls for his finisher!! He stalks the rising Prodigy and waits as he gets to his feet, Prodigy turns right into Hunter who boots him in the midsection and sets him up for a style of Pedigree, but Prodigy quickly counter lifting Hunter right over his head into a back body drop, the lack of energy causing him to fall to the canvas as well… Suddenly the fans are going wild as Prodigy gets to his hands and knees crawling ever so slowly toward Lethal Weapon, Hunter stumbles to his feet and sees this! He charges toward Prodigy grabbing the mans foot but Prodigy gets to his feet and jumps in the air catching Hunter with his other foot before leaping from the ground to the outstretched hand of Lethal Weapon who enters the ring and clotheslines Hunter to the ground with authority, Oswald is back on his feet on the apron but not for long as Weapon charges him down with a clothesline as well knocking him right off the apron! Hunter gets back to his feet in a daze and turns right into the waiting hands of Weapon who lifts him into a suplex of his own he holds Hunter there for what seems like forever…Before suddenly converting the move into A SITDOWN POWERBOMB! Suddenly Lethal jumps back to his feet and calls out to the fans taunting for his Golden Bullet Spear… He props himself in the corner and waits as Hunter slowly gets to one knee, the fans are on there feet, cameras in hand as Weapon shouts, taunting Hunter to his feet…Hunter does get up and turns right into Weapons path GOLDEN BULLET SPEAR, GOLDEN BULLET SPEAR!! Weapon covers,
1…
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3…
WEAPON AND PRODIGY PICK UP THE WIN!)

Jerry Walters:
What a match damn it! What a match!

Tim May:
NO DAMN IT!!! Weapon took Hunter by surprise, Hunter was attacked unfairly!

Jerry Walters:
NO, no, not this time, Lethal and Prodigy win this fair and square but not without a great battle from Oswald and Hunter, but like I said this isn’t going to end here, Hunter takes on Prodigy at Paranoia and you got to wonder how Jon Oswald is going to take the news.

Tim May:
In all seriousness Oswald looks hurt.

Jerry Walters:
That he does…When you are only 2 weeks from Paranoia, you are trying your hardest to impress and sometimes you try to hard, this maybe one of those cases.

(EMT’s come out for Oswald as Hunter gets to his knees holding his ribs while I stand alone by Godsmack plays, he looks up the ramp as Prodigy stands looking at Hunter, the two men are trash talking each other still and the meeting in 2 weeks between these men is just going to be explosive!)

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(The scene opens in the DX-2 locker room, Stinger X-2 is strapping his wrists ready for his match, he is dressed in his wrestling attire, suddenly Monoxide smashes through the door, he is steaming hot with anger, he places his title on the side and turns to Stinger.)

Monoxide:
DID YOU SEE IT OUT THERE!

Stinger X-2:
Yeah man I saw, don’t worry, you got HB in just 2 weeks for the gold man and I know for sure you are going to kick some serious ass!

Monoxide:
DAMN RIGHT I AM GOING TO KICK HB’S ARSE! I beat him right here on FUF in my very first match and at Paranoia I will destroy him…ONCE…And for all…There will be NO MORE HB!

Stinger X-2:
That’s right man! Now come on, chill out…Have some Nachos… Terra and Rikku are around here somewhere man, go find them they may be able to cheer you up…

Monoxide:
Yeah thanks man. Ok to leave my title here?

Stinger X-2:
Yeah I’m not going anywhere.

(Monoxide pats Stinger on the back before leaving the locker room and heading in search of Terra and Rikku, Stinger begins stretching but can’t seem to stop himself looking at the gold belt…He stops and walks to it, lightly whispering to himself just loud enough for the camera to hear.)

Stinger X-2:
Hellkat may have won last week, but not this week…I’ll have won just like you in no time…No time at all, when Paranoia is over and all is said and done…Stinger X-2 will be the NEW world champion… And no one will stop me!

(The camera zooms in on the glazed over expression on Stingers face as he looks down on the Hardcore title the scene fading back to the arena.)

Back In the Arena--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Walters:
Wow! Stinger seems obsessed with this idea of becoming World Champion…I mean it’s a big match in any mans career, hell your fighting for the biggest title in the world in the biggest wrestling event and against the very best in the business today…But maybe the gold is a distraction?

Tim May:
Why have you got to question everything?

Jerry Walters:
Because it is a good point that when Stinger is 90ft high on top of that third cell and the belt is there in front of him, it is a strong possibility that it may distract him enough to maybe deal him some problems?

Tim May:
Fool….That’s what you are….a fool!! You are talking about a professional like Stinger X-2 as if he was some amateur, this is a man fighting in the main event for the World title against the likes of Daemon Frost and AWOL, I doubt we are going to see him freeze up!

6 Pac Dudley Vs Cell Block

(Suddenly Southtown by POD hits the speakers, the fans jump to there feet as they await the entrance of the man from the mean streets of Hamilton 6 Pac Dudley, but they all seem to realise they are waiting longer then usual… The Music plays again to another cheer from the fans, but again a long wait and…Nothing… The fans all look around at each other in confusion. Suddenly the big screen opens a scene backstage! Suddenly the camera go backstage to see 6 Pac against a wall, Crack Daddy 6 Pac’s former tag team partner, ReD and Cell Block are all putting boots to the man from the mean streets of Hamilton, Cell Block pushes the other CDC members aside and covers,
1…
2…
No 6 Pac kicked out!
Cell Block gets up on his knees pissed at 6 Pac, he begins swearing at the man before kneeling over him and pounding away hard with huge right hands to the skull, he stands up and walks out of screen while the other members of the CDC continue to stomp on 6 Pac. Suddenly Cell Block comes back into view with a Sledgehammer in hand, he shouts at 6 Pac once more before slamming the head of the hammer right into the mid-section of 6 Pac. He turns to ReD and orders him to lifts 6 Pac to his feet. ReD does as he is told and Cell Block doesn’t even hesitate as he slams the Sledgehammer right into the face of 6 Pac knocking him back to the floor.
Suddenly he picks 6 Pac up and walks him out into the car park he throws 6 Pac against a car and again goes to hit him with the sledge hammer, but 6 Pac moves and Cell hits the car behind Dudley instead! ReD charges at 6 Pac who counters Clotheslining him to the concrete, Crack Daddy charges him but 6 Pac sees it and hits Crack Daddy with a huge spine buster right across the concrete! He turns to Cell Block who swings the Sledgehammer again but again misses, 6 Pac slams a right hand to the face of Cell causing him to drop the weapon but 6 Pac continues another right hand and another, he grabs Cell and slams his head against the car bonnet before actually rolling him onto the car… He grabs Cell Block and lifts him to his feet before calling for the Bottle Smasher but Cell counters breaking the grapple and suddenly dropping 6 Pac into a DDT right through the car windscreen!!!)

Jerry Walters:
Oh my god! 6 Pac has been attacked by the CDC mob and now had a DDT through the damn car windscreen that’s got to be it!

Tim May:
There are not many who would survive this!

(Cell Block rolls on the bloody and battered 6 Pac again,
1…
2…
NO 6 Pac kicked out again!!
Cell Block slams his hand on the bonnet and rolls off the car pulling 6 Pac off as well and placing him on his shoulder, he walks outside the arena and into the delivery area, suddenly 6 Pac Counters and rolls off Cell Blocks shoulder holding onto Cells head and hitting a DDT of his own right onto the concrete! Both men are down and hurt as workers begin to crowd around watching… Cell gets to his feet first but is closely followed by the blood covered 6 Pac, Cell goes for a right hand but 6 Pac counter hitting a right of his own before dropping Cell Block with a drop toe hold Cell falls to the ground his head crashing into the curb! 6 Pac wastes no time and sees Cell Blocks body on the road his head rested on the curb, with ferocity he charges stamping on Cell Blocks head crushing it between curb and foot! Cell Block rolls around in pain but 6 Pac shows no sympathy as he lifts him to his feet and drags him to the top of the ramp where the loading bay is, he walks Cell Block up the steps 12ft high and suddenly slams a right hand into the certified killer knocking him to the floor before walking away only to get a chair however leant against a wall, he bangs it on the floor as Cell slowly gets back to his feet, Cell turns right into the chair shot but it doesn’t knock him off his feet! 6 Pac slams the chair over Cell Blocks head again but Cell Block still doesn’t go however he stumbles back towards the edge of the docking bay! The drop below is 12ft down and all concrete!!!!
6 Pac goes for a final chair shot, but Cell Block manages to move out of the way making 6 Pac hit thin air, he turns to Cell Block who is now away from the drop but as he does Cell Block raises his boot and kicks the chair right into 6 Pac’s face knocking him to the ground!
Cell Block suddenly looks over the side of the dock seeing the drop and stands on the edge lifting 6 Pac to his feet…Suddenly he lifts 6 Pac into a suplex position….OH NO, OH NO………….CELL BLOCK DROPS 6 PAC OF THE SIDE OF DOCKING BAY BUT FALLS WITH HIM……….ITS THE LOCKDOWN, 12 FEET OFF THE SIDE OF THE DOCKING BAY AND DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE!
Both Cell Block and 6 Pac are out cold as they both made bad contact with the concrete the referee runs back down the stairs and over to there position where Cell is covering 6 Pac, the ref counts,
1…
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CELL BLOCK WINS! Suddenly ReD and Crack Daddy appear from further down the ramp into the car park, they run into the delivery area and to Cell Blocks location, they seem in a hurry…They pick Cell Block up and drag him back out to the outdoor staff car park, suddenly a large tank pulls up and Eddie opens the hatch to reveal himself the driver the two men help Cell Block back into the army veichle before they quickly set off, suddenly the fans see why there was such a rush! Weapon appears shouting for Cell Block, he is red in the face with fury as he watches the tank set off…Suddenly he charges back down into the indoor car park down the ramp as the scene goes back to the arena!)

Back in the Arena--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Walters:
Oh my god Tim, this is going to kick off!

Tim May:
Going to? It has!!

Jerry Walters:
I dare to think what’s going to happen here next!

Tim May:
I think 6 Pac has been hurt!

Jerry Walters:
Hurt!?! God after the last 6 years with these three I am surprised they are not dead!

Shawn Hall Vs Chaos

("BETTER THAN YOU" screams from the speakers as a wall of orange pyro bursts out into the arena and the song of the same name by Metallica begins to play. The lights dim, and a spotlight appears on the entrance ramp into which steps Chaos "The Kyokudo One" He looks around the crowd for a moment before heading down towards the ring. When he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he pauses for a moment and breathes deeply before climbing up the stairs and entering the ring through the ropes. He then climbs to one of the corner buckles and raises his arms into the air to a loud ovation from the crowd who begin chanting “Chaos” over and over. The former EWR jumps down and awaits Shawn Hall for the match.)

Jerry Walters:
Well this match was made last week when Chaos came out here and made it known he wanted Shawn Hall and he would do anything to get the match and seemingly you would think he got his way, but Shawn Hall seems to have got out of it!

Tim May:
You make it sound like he’s scared?

Jerry Walters:
Maybe he is?

Tim May:
Shawn Hall!!! NO! How dumb is that, Shawn Hall is a legend Jerry, he knows he doesn’t have to face Chaos one on one to prove anything, yet Chaos needs to fight Shawn to prove he still has it. Shawn is merely sending Synclaire in there to give Chaos a tester.

(Suddenly the sound of Step it up by Drowning pool hits as the booing in the arena begins, the fans are on there feet the boo’s louder then normal, suddenly from the back Shawn Hall walks out with Michael Synclaire to his side…Shawn is dressed in a suit and is not even prepared for singles action where as Michael Synclaire is ready to go, the music stops and the booing begins to calm down as Shawn begins laughing at Chaos, he looks at Synclaire before walking down the ramp, Shawn stands at the bottom and begins.)

Shawn Hall:
Did you actually think it was going to be that easy? You get your ass here in ULW arguably the best federation in the world today… You get your ass out here in this ring and you think match one, your debut…Your…Going to fight…Me…No, you see, there is a chain of command here, or a road to the top if that easier for you to understand and that chain consists of me up there as the legend the hall of fame Shawn Fucking Hall and you down there as the lowly new boy trying to make a name for himself.
Chaos, you are not worthy of being in the ring with me, not now… Not ever…But I am willing to give you a chance, ill let you fight my pal her Michael Synclaire, if you win…Ill face you one on one next week, no more delays, no more shit, just me and you next week?

(Synclaire jumps up onto the apron and climbs in the ring as Shawn drops the mic and just smiles at the now angered Chaos, the two men begin circling each other but Chaos is distracted by Shawn’s presence which gives Synclaire enough time to quickly charge Chaos down with a big clothesline! Chaos gets back to one knee, but Synclaire is relentless kicking him in the face and knocking him t the canvas before kneeling over him and laying in flurries of right hands to Chaos’s forehead!
Synclaire Picks Chaos up onto his feet and slams in a couple more right hands before throwing him off the ropes, Chaos comes back at him and Synclaire hits a brilliant belly to back suplex, he turns to Shawn who tells him to finish it quickly, Synclaire nods and grabs Chaos lifting him back to his feet, he throws him over his shoulder preparing to his a piledriver but Chaos counters sliding down Synclaire’s back and keeping hold of his head for a a possible reverse DDT, suddenly he lifts Synclaire right over his head and hits a stunner like manoeuvre!! THE DEATH PENALTY, HE HIT IT, HE HITS THE DEATH PENALTY! He covers,
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Chaos wins a very quick match, but before he can get back to his feet the boos are sounding out around the arena as Shawn Hall stands behind him stalking him to get back to his feet…Chaos does and has no idea Shawn is there, he turns…HALLOCAUST!!!! HALLOCAUST!!!!!!!!!(Stunner) Shawn hits the move taking Chaos down to the mat and laying him out, he sees Synclaire just getting back to one knee and covers Chaos ordering Synclaire to count Synclaire does,
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Shawn gets up and smiles at the laid out Chaos as both Synclaire and Shawn Hall leave the ring, Synclaire is trying to explain his loss, but Shawn doesn’t seem to care, he is smiling as he looks back at the downed Chaos!)

Jerry Walters:
Do you get the feeling this feud is not finished?

Tim May:
Actually I think it has, if Chaos has any sense he will leave Shawn alone now and step down from the match next week!

Jerry Walters:
I doubt that is going to happen and I truly think you are going to see Chaos wanting revenge on Shawn for this…That Hallocaust is going to be something Shawn regrets next week if Chaos has anything to do with it.

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(The scene opens up to a luxury house somewhere in the nearby area, the fans suddenly go wild as the bike of Lethal Weapon can be seen outside, but there is still confusion as to why he is outside a perfectly nice and pleasant house, the cameras walk inside to see furniture destroyed and household goods smashed all over the floor, the camera walks into the kitchen to see Lethal Weapon smiling evilly laying underneath him…It’s…It’s DA BITCH!!!!!!!! FORMER CDC MEMBER DA BITCH IS LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR BLOOD POURING FROM HER HEAD!! Weapon kneels down beside her the camera zooming in on the evil sadistic expression of Weapon as he leans over Da Bitch.)

Weapon:
He loves you…Did you know that? He has a picture of you in his wallet, ahh, the one that got away, its always the same Da Bitch… You see love that’s just one thing about this industry…One minute you’re a retired legend, the next minute an old friend pays a visit, an old friend with a grudge…No, not with you Da Bitch… But with the man who loves you…He may have never admitted it to you, but he does…

(Weapon stops and runs his finger up a trickle of blood coming from Da Bitch’s head…)

Weapon:
I hope Cell Block comes to see you Da Bitch, I hope he sees this…I hope he sees that at last the tables are turned and the ones he loves are getting hurt…This feud ends at Paranoia…And your man is going to be visiting the boys he loves so much…Jimmy and Jaime I am sure have been waiting for him…I wouldn’t want to make them wait any longer then they already have now would I.

(Weapon rubs the blood along the nose of Da Bitch and stands up smiling at the hurt figure of Da Bitch as the scene goes back to the arena!)

Back in the arena---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Walters:
Oh my god Tim…Weapon knew Da Bitch lived locally, but how?

Tim May:
I have no idea! But what I do know is when Cell Block sees this footage at his hotel he is going to go crazy… Lethal may just have gone to far with this one!

Jerry Walters:
The fans are still cheering here which give you an idea of the hatred for the CDC and Cell Block, but I agree, I think Weapon may have just pressed the button on Cell Blocks temper…I think Cell and Lethal are going to end up killing each other and with Paranoia only to weeks away things are going to escalate to the extremes Tim!

Stinger & Pulse Vs Hellkat & Isis Vs Andre & Daemon

(The fans are on there feet as suddenly reload by Rob Zombie hits the speakers! DX-2 flashes across the screen as different coloured fireworks explode from the stage, Pulse and Stinger X-2 walk out to an arena of mixed feelings many fans are cheering for Pulse, but after the sexiest comments made by Stinger last week, many are still against him…He walks down the ramp as does Pulse and the two men climb into the ring and quickly chat between them how they are gonna work the match.)

Jerry Walters:
I’d actually say these two are the favourites for this match Tim.

Tim May:
…………

Jerry Walters:
Tim?

Tim May:
Sorry, I am still shocked about the Da Bitch scene I am watching it back…Ok, on with the match, personally I wouldn’t give these two I hope in hell…Stinger is a good guy, he knows the way the world works after his comments last week, I think me and him can agree Women are in actual fact, Second class citizens! However…I do not believe anyone here is going to be able to defeat the big giant Andre Bates. The guy is to dangerous!

Jerry Walters:
You really think Andre?

Tim May:
That’s where my money lies.

Jerry Walters:
You don’t have any money?

Tim May:
…Yeah…Well… If I did have some, that’s where it would be!

(A techno trance version of" Stairway to Heaven" hits the PA and the lights strobe orange and white. Hellkat walks out onto the entry ramp, she walks down the ramp slowly, looking at the floor. She slides into the ring as Pulse and Stinger slide out and pulls her hooded trench-coat off and throws it out of the ring, she crawls over to the corner and takes a seat making sure to constantly keep her eyes on Stinger X-2 who is now back up on the apron as is Pulse.)

Jerry Walters:
Well last week Stinger and Hellkat went one on one and it was a great match however Hellkat came out on top, question is how is it going to pan out tonight, the rest of the people in the Weapons lair match are in this match tonight and it will be the first time everyone steps in the ring together all apart from World Champion AWOL…But Maybe that’s for the best considering the mood I heard Andre was in.

Tim May:
Well he refused to do interviews all week this week because of his mood and his temperament and AWOL is the man behind that after he destroyed the big mans bike last week.

(Suddenly Isis’s music hits and the TV and International champion walks out looking proud as she rubs her International title before swinging it onto her other shoulder, she heads down the ramp and smirks evilly at both the DX members before seemingly looking at Hellkat as if she was dirt. Hellkat jut glares with hatred at Isis who hands her titles to the referee before jumping up on the apron a good few feet away from Hellkat.)

Jerry Walters:
Well Hellkat and Isis have been teamed together but you have to ask, is Isis even interested in being in this match today… She has made it clear the International title is what she wants to concentrate on, so much so she has pulled OUT of the Weapons lair match…And well, President Gray has been rumoured to be making it a 7 mans Weapon lair and not replacing her.

Tim May:
I think she made the right decision, I mean she has two titles and to gain a third would be two much work to be honest, I mean we all know Isis would steam roller these guys all by herself if she wanted but she choose not to, so she wont.

Jerry Walters:
Even Andre Bates?

Tim May:
Well he is still my favourite but only because its obvious Hellkat is going to hold Isis back!

(Daemon Frost walks from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction from the fans. Dressed in a white business shirt and faded blue jeans torn at the knees, Daemon stands there, a smile on his face. He listens for a moment, to both his own music and the crowd around him. Moonlight Sonata plays over the speakers, a complete contrast to the violence that will ensue shortly. He walks, completely focused to the ring, before stopping at the apron and waiting for his partner.)

Jerry Walters:
Well what can you say about this man, he has been unbelievable since the time ULW opened, it really has been Frost season and the fans around have been impressed with his performances, beating Random Hero then impressively over coming both Tristan and Rapier! But tonight is another story, another level.

Tim May:
I think personally he is overrated.

Jerry Walters:
You’re only saying that because I said the opposite.

Tim May:
No not at all, I even think Sheryl thinks the same deep down, that’s why she has placed him with this huge monster of a man in Andre Bates!

(Suddenly “Under Belly of the beast” by Danzig hits and the fans jump to there feet cheering loudly as Andre Bates walks out from behind the curtain his face expressionless, he walks down the ramp ignoring Daemon completely and stepping up onto the apron, the other 4 wrestlers in the ring are now preparing to take him on Isis at the back of them! Andre climbs over the ropes, he gets one leg over and Pulse and Stinger strike throwing right hands at the big man but with one sweep of his arm he pushes both men to the floor and across the canvas, he gets in the ring and standing there in front of him is Hellkat! Andre shake his head and moves to attack DX-2 but Hellkat stands in front of him again…Suddenly she swings he leg trying to kick him in the lower region, but Andre catches her leg with his knees and out of nowhere Daemon Frost comes from nowhere and clotheslines her down!
Suddenly as the booing begins as Isis is seen holding her belts again and walking up the ramp…She is smiling and the camera closest to her can here her saying “They are not worth my time, I am the International Champion damn it!”
Isis walks backstage and Hellkat has even seen this yet as the chaos in the ring continues, Stinger and Pulse again try to get the better of Andre seemingly doing so at one point, they both try to throw him off the ropes but can’t budge him, the try a second time but Andre suddenly jolts them toward him before charging them both down with a double clothesline! Daemon lifts Hellkat into the corner, but she reverses it and quickly starts hitting knifehand chops, She stomps on the mid-section of Daemon now as the referee still tries to sort the chaos out! The referee finally get some sense out of the wrestlers in the match as Stinger leaves the ring as does Andre who walks back to his corner, Hellkat however is still all over Daemon, she pulls him out into the middle of the ring and attempts a suplex but Daemon blocks it and locks his arm around her head countering the attempt with a huge DDT! Suddenly Pulse runs Daemon down with a big clothesline, he lifts him back up but Daemon quickly counters again falling to one knee as the referee checks on Hellkat and hits a Low blow that has Pulse grabbing his crotch before falling to the floor and rolling out of the ring!
Daemon turns to Hellkat and leans down to pick her up but she counters and rolls Daemon up,
1…
2…
No Kickout by Daemon Frost.
He quickly gets back to his feet and grabs Hellkat who is on one knee and throws her off the ropes, as she comes back he lifts her for a tilt-a-whirl side slam but Hellkat counters wrapping her legs round the neck of Daemon in mid air and hitting a big Hurricanrana!
She flips back to her feet and runs off the ropes at Daemon who is on one knee before jumping in mid air and hitting a devastating dropkick right to his face! Andre is shouting at Daemon to get back up, his patience lacking. Hellkat suddenly looks around realising that Isis is gone she turns to the referee who explains to her Isis left! Hellkat suddenly throws some kind of hissy fit jumping up and down on the canvas! Suddenly from behind Daemon grabs her and lifts her for a back body drop but turns it into a sit down powerbomb with pin!
1…
2…
NO Hellkat kicked out just in time!
Daemon gets back to his feet and lifts her up with him, he holds her for a reverse DDT but like last week she tries to counter by lifting herself and wrapping her legs round her opponents neck hitting a modified Hurricanrana, but Daemon has it figured and as she ties her legs round his neck finds her self stuck her head in the reverse DDT position and her body bent around Daemon suddenly he jumps in the air and hits a huge move seemingly a side slam and a reverse DDT at the same time! Hellkat is laid out flat in the ring, he covers,
1…
2…
NO Stinger X-2 comes in the ring kicking Daemon in the head and breaking the count!
But Daemon is quickly up and begins swinging rights at Stinger, he steps back and hits Stinger with a huge clothesline knocking him right over the top rope and to the outside! Pulse jumps in and clotheslines Daemon to the ground!)

Jerry Walters:
This match is out of control!

Tim May:
What did you expect!

(Suddenly Andre in frustration just jumps in the ring! Pulse sees him and runs off the ropes going for a clothesline but Andre just outstretches his arm and grabs Pulse round the throat…CHOKESLAM ON PULSE!!!!! Suddenly Hellkat is up she grabs Andre around the waist trying for a German suplex but she can’t seem to lift him, suddenly Andre grabs Hellkats hands and easily breaks them open but from off the top rope Stinger flies off hitting Andre with a missile dropkick but the move only makes Andre stumble and let go of Hellkat!
Stinger gets to his feet and in the momentum of the moment charges at Andre but to the fans delight Andre in rage lunges back at Stinger and nearly takes his head off with a huge boot to the face! Hellkat distracted by all of this doesn’t See Daemon back on his feet, suddenly she turns hearing him move behind her but as she does he grabs her legs and locks in the Sharpshooter!!! He locks in the hold harder suddenly Hellkat taps out! She tapped!!)

Jerry Walters:
HELLKAT TAPPED!! SHE TAPPED!! Daemon won the match with Andre! Hellkat tapped!

Tim May:
See I knew they would win!

Jerry Walters:
But this is far from over!

(Andre is being double teamed in the corner now by DX-2 who are back on there feet throwing left and rights even stomps! Suddenly with a roar Andre chucks both men across the ring! Pulse quickly gets back up and charges at Andre but the big man grabs him and jumps in the air hitting a huge sidewalk slam! Daemon rolls back in the ring from being outside as Andre lifts Stinger in the air with both hands before throwing him down to the mat! Suddenly screeches come from the fans as Daemon has a chair!!!
Andre turns and Daemon swings the chair hitting the big man right across the top of the head! But it only wobbles Andre, he swings the chair again and still it doesn’t knock Andre down! Suddenly he swears loudy in frustration before kicking Andre hard in the groin causing the big man to kneel down as Daemon for the third time connects with th chair hitting the hardest shot of them all the last time causing the big man to fall to the ground! The fans are in mixed reactions to this, many are shocked, some are cheering loudly but there are the odd boos as Daemon trash talks the giant, suddenly his music plays again before suddenly he rips his shirt open!!! HE IS WEARING THE HOLY WAR T-SHIRT! DAEMON IS WEARING THE HOLY WAR T-SHIRT!!! The fans are suddenly going wild as Daemon walks back over to Andre who is now bleeding from the head, he talks some more trash before leaving the ring the only standing survivor of the fight)

Jerry Walters:
Has Daemon joined Holy War? Is that what this means!?!

Tim May:
It must be! Either that or he thinks its fashionable! My god that man just made the biggest mistake of his life! AWOL and Daemon now have a common enemy! Andre Bates!

Jerry Walters:
I also have to question Daemons logic, Andre Bates is a monster of a man and Daemon just started a possible war with the man he has to face in the 90ft cage and it may prove to be the end of his unbeaten run…Daemon is only young… And I think he just made a big mistake!

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(The scene opens in Mrs. Gray’s office, she is sitting behind her desk well suddenly a knock at the door comes, she looks up and sees Tawodi Watie standing in front of her, she closes the folder in front of her and looks up at him.)

Sheryl:
What can I help you with Tawodi?

Tawodi:
I have been wondering about the 8th spot in the Weapons lair match?

Sheryl:
HA, don’t tell me you want it Tawodi… Anyway I am cancelling the 8th spot… I looked through the list of names on the roster and you know what? There is no one there as good as my Isis, so fuck them, the Weapons lair match is now 7 man!

Tawodi:
Ah ok, well also I don’t know if you saw the match earlier but Oswald wont be competing at Paranoia… He has hurt his leg and I have given the position to Hunter instead?

Sheryl:
That’s fine…Was that all Tawodi, cause I made you CEO for a reason, I trust your judgement to make decisions, you don’t need to run through things with me unless there important…

Tawodi:
Well that wasn’t it… There is someone here for you…

(Tawodi turns to the door and Sheryl’s face suddenly loses all colour as through the door walks her Brother Conrad Grey!!! The fans watching on the big screen are going absolutely crazy as Conrad sits across from Sheryl who nods to Tawodi to leave the room, he does and the two siblings stare at each other for a second.)

Sheryl:
Conrad…4 Years and not a word, what the hell do you want…Cause if you are here to waste my time like the last time I saw you then forget it, ill have you escorted out now!

Conrad:
Oh sis, please…I am your little brother and I am here to help you… Like you and even dad I was born and bought up with a business mind and hey, I am family right…So hire me as your new FUF GM.

Sheryl:
I am the GM of Fucked up Friday.

Conrad:
So why not relinquish the title and concentrate on your role at the top of the bill, as the president of Untied Livewire Wrestling…And let me… Run fucked up Friday.

Sheryl:
So you came here for a job?

Conrad:
No…The Job…Not a Job… I am not getting tricked into cleaning toilets Sheryl, you used that one on me when we were kids. THE job.

Sheryl:
……….Let’s talk.

(Sheryl smiles as does Conrad before the brother – sister scene fades back to the arena.)

Back in the Arena--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Walters:
I cant Believe Conrad Gray is here!

Tim May:
Well believe It Jerry, this is becoming the Gray family business and there is nothing that can stop them. Sheryl alone is a formidable force for the industry, maybe unstoppable…Probably the best.

Jerry Walters:
Stop kissing her ass damn it! Just cause she got you a damn bodyguard.

You’re just jealous!

Curtis Jack Vs Morgan Reah

(The lights go out as the entrance way lights up with red and gold spot lights. Lap Dance by N.E.R.D plays over the PA. Curtis Jack comes out of the entrance with a cocky look on his face. He walks down to the ring ignoring all the fans. He stomps up the steal steps into the ring. Once in the ring, Curtis bounces off the ropes, then raises his arms in the air to the booing crowd before preparing for his match, his cocky look disappears for one of determination as he turns to the ramp preparing for Morgan Reah…Suddenly the big screen comes on and Morgan Reah is seen walking round to the front of the yacht in a pair of shorts…The fans are cheering loudly for Reah as he smiles before speaking to a confused Curtis Jack.)

Morgan:
Now Curtis…You are wondering why I am not in that ring with you right now correct? And why instead I am here on this luxurious boat taking up the sun and relaxing with beautiful woman? Why? Because honestly they are more fun then you little Curtis…You see I am not ready to return just yet…Not saying I won’t, hell Curtis, after you’re constant bullshit over the last few months and now you joining that bullshit group High Rollers sorry buddy but I will live to my promises and come back to kick your ass…Just not yet…It would be to easy. So congratulations Curtis you’re going to Paranoia.

(Suddenly Curtis Interrupts Morgan to the boos of the fans once again.)

Curtis:
You coward Morgan…You coward… You know I’d beat you down right here in this ring 1,2,3 you know that would happen and your great record would be tarnished by the cocky little shit you thought you could beat WHEN YOU COULDN’T!
Morgan you are a legend in this industry, but you are also old, past it, a nothing, Your past your sell by date and you are not here now in this arena because of one thing, YOU ARE SCARED OF ME.
You are scared of me you no good fucking piece of shit, like everyone else, like everyone in the arena is, like everyone in the backstage area is, hell fucking Canada is scared of me!

Morgan:
Scared of you? Me?

Curtis:
Yes you are scared of me? Just like everyone else!

Morgan:
Well as you didn’t let me finish and as I have got plenty more things to do then listen to you stroking your own ego…Let me end on the note I had planned to… That Curtis… Ok you won the match, but maybe, JUST maybe you underestimate the competition…Everyone’s scared of you huh?

Curtis:
Yeah!

Morgan:
Why don’t you say that to the face of an old friend of mine!

(Suddenly the lights in the arena and even the big screen go out…Everything is dead quiet suddenly the sound of a wolf howling blasts through the speakers as the words ‘Quentin Barnes’ Appear on the screen! The fans are going wild!!!!! The cheers and shouting is deafening as Control by Puddle of Mudd begins playing through the sound system suddenly the lights return to huge amounts of pyro blasting into the air, as Quentin Barnes is seen standing at the top of the ramp!)

Jerry Walters:
OH MY GOD! CURTIS JACK IS ABOUT TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH QUENTIN BARNES, HE IS ABOUT TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH A MAN NOT AFRAID OF HIM!

Tim:
I DON’T BELIEVE ITS ACTUALLY QUENTIN BARNES, I CAN’T BELIEVE HE IS ACTUALLY HERE IN THE ULW!!!!

(Barnes walks down the ramp a look of anger on his face, he walks up the stairs and into the ring walking right past Curtis and climbing the turnbuckle and taunting the fans who go wild, the arena actually seems like its shaking as Barnes walks across the ring to the next turnbuckle and again taunts the fans, he jumps down and looks across at Curtis Jack who is actually looking fairly intimidated…Quentin walks right into Curtis Jack’s face and grabs Curtis hand with the mic and raises it to his mouth.)

Quentin:
So tell me…Tell me I am scared of you?

(Curtis looks around at the fans who are cheering loudly, Curtis looks back at Quentin and steps away smiling nervously to himself suddenly he swings a right hand but Quentin is prepared for it and blocks it firing back with a huge right hand of his own that knocks Curtis Jack to the ground, Curtis rolls out of the ring holding his chin, the look on his face one of absolute hatred as he stares down Quentin Barnes while backtracking back up the ramp.)

Jerry Walters:
QUENTIN ISN’T SCARED CURTIS, HE ISN’T SCARED SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW!

Tim May:
I don’t believe any of this! Curtis just got struck by Quentin Barnes who is now in the ULW!!!

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(The scene goes backstage for the last time in the evening to the locker room of the Coven… Demento is standing between Serenity and Tristan his hands on either of there heads as they both sit with there eyes closed seemingly a preparation for the match to come…)

Demento:
Remember my children, this is your chance, you’re chance to take from these people what means something to them, what shows achievement in there career, you can take that from them…You can make them learn a valuable lesson about the Coven… They will try and hurt you, beat you and do all they can to stop you. Be prepared Tristan, Serenity may also be a target…Our World Champion has been known to use the female presence as bate before… He may try again.

(Tristan’s eyes open and the man stands up as now Serenity stares up at him, Tristan looks down on her a smile over his face as her innocence stares back at him, he looks to Demento and his smile fades a look of hatred and anger feeling his body.)

Tristan:
They touch my love…And they will perish at my hands…

Demento:
Be warned… They don’t take threats to heart…Be prepared my child.

(Tristan looks down on Serenity again before looking back at Demento as the scene cuts out to another locker room.)

Backstage-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(AWOL is seen preparing in his locker room as Chapel applies a plaster to his head from the attack at the beginning of the night…He looks over at AWOL who finishes his preparation, he turns to Chapel and at his plaster.)

AWOL:
You done the right thing…

Chapel:
Thank you.

AWOL:
Don’t thank me… You didn’t need to hear it, you saw the sin in there actions and you acted on it… You know you done right, you don’t need my reassurance of that… The Coven and Gangsta Nation now await us…You ready?

Chapel:
Without a shadow of a doubt.

AWOL:
Let’s go.

(AWOL picks up his World and Tag title and throws them over his shoulder before leaving the picture as Chapel takes a deep breath and leaves with his tag title.)

Back in the arena---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Walters:
Well the waiting is over, the time is up… The tag titles are on the line tonight, here at the Air Canada arena in Toronto, Canada and after a chaotic night, the World Champion ends it here in his second title match in two weeks and after losing his last one is that a bad omen for tonight?

Tim May:
Oh I hope so, I truly do, the son of a bitch deserves more then just a beating for what he done to me!

Jerry Walters:
Talking about trouble here comes some!

(Bill Kryenik walks down the ramp and around the ring to where Tim May is sitting, he stands next to Tim not even sitting just waiting for anyone who comes to close.)

Tim May:
That’s security Jerry, not trouble!

Jerry Walters:
Have you even read up on this guy Tim, he is a psychopath! He is more then just hardcore!

Holy War Vs The Coven Vs Gangsta Nation

(The lights go out as the sound of Children laughing is heard eerily through the sound system suddenly a monsterous laugh bellows over just as Long road out of hell by Marilyn Manson and the Sneaker Pimps bursts through the sound system. Demento walks out from the back with Serenity and Tristan behind him both wearing black cloaks as the lights return to the arena, the fans go wild as the three of them appear, they walks down the ramp motivated for the match looking determined to come out victorious, they both enter the ring and remove there jackets handing them to Demento as he leaves the ring. Serenity steps out onto the apron as Tristan waits in the ring preparing for the last of the teams.)

Jerry Walters:
Well the ULW does boast a good tag team division and the team here of Tristan and Serenity are most definitely up there with some of the greatest tag teams I have seen.

Tim May:
They have one problem though?

Jerry Walters:
Which is?

Tim May:
Exactly what some of the roster have been mentioning lately, Lethal Weapon to name, that Tristan is so protective over Serenity that he will not let her get into the match.

Jerry Walters:
He does have that bad habit. However the Coven are still a very effective team here and I have a feeling Holy War are in a little trouble with this match!

(Suddenly the sound of Till I collapse hits the speakers and the boos quickly drown out the music as Remix and Zerocent walks out to the arena without manager Trina who fought earlier in the show, they head down the ramp ignoring the shouting from the fans and roll in the ring before going to a turnbuckle each and taunting the fans who just boo them louder before they jump down, both men talk for a second as Zerocent stays in the ring while Remix steps out.)

Jerry Walters:
Well another impressive team, they won there first tag match last week although it was a handicap match and Zerocent did use the brass knuckles to knock Pulse out and get the win.

Tim May:
What’s your point? They still won the match, they still got the 3 count and they are still undefeated as a team!

Jerry Walters:
I didn’t say differently did I? I just stated the facts!

(Suddenly all the lights in the arena go dark and a single spotlight shines up to the stage. Some mellow acoustic chords begin to play as the crowd gives a mixed reaction of cheers and boos. Sulley from Godsmack begins to sing "It's safe to say, You're never alive, A big part of you has died, And by the way, I hope you're satisfied...." The curtains are ripped open at the next instant as mushroom cloud shaped pyro’s explode on the corners of the stage. Suddenly The World and Tag Champion AWOL walks out with Tag Champion Chapel the two men look ready to fight for there victory, they slide in the ring and taunt the fans again. AWOL slaps Chapel on the back for support before leaving the ring.)

Jerry Walters:
Holy War have proven to be a very talented team and I am telling you this match is going to be very, very close!

Tim May:
I don’t care as long as they don’t bloody win! Ill bloody get up there to stop that happening if I have to!

(The bell sounds and straight away Tristan and Chapel go right to Zerocent! Tristan clotheslines him to the mat and begins stomping him as does Chapel, they lift Zerocent back to his feet and throw him in the corner taking turns at stomping on him. Suddenly Tristan turns on chapel catching him off guard with a big right hand that knocks him against the ropes, Tristan charges Chapel hitting a big clothesline right from the go knocking Chapel to the outside!
Tristan turns to Zerocent and throws another sharp right hand that knocks Zerocent down to the canvas, but Tristan gives him no space stomping on his mid-section before using the top rope as leverage and placing his weight onto the throat of Zerocent. Tristan turns to see Chapel back up on the apron and quickly he clotheslines Chapel back of the apron and back down to the outside.
He turns back to Zerocent who is up on one knee, he grabs him by the head and lifts him up to his feet and brings him to the centre of the ring before setting him up for a suplex, he lifts him high and quickly brings Zerocent down onto the mat, he gets back to his feet but not for long as he kneels down gripping Zerocent in a rear chin lock and locking in the hold wearing down his opponent, the referee is checking on Zerocent but before Tristan can really work away at Zerocent to a large extent he lets go of the move seeing Chapel climbing back on the apron, he stands up and charges at Chapel, but the Holy war member sees it coming and grabs Tristan by the head before dropping down of the apron and hanging Tristan on the top rope, Tristan rebounds of the rope and in a daze turns round right into the waiting arms of Zerocent who hooks the arms of Tristan and hits a huge Double underhook DDT!
Zerocent gets back to his feet and swings a right hand at Chapel but the Holy War member blocks it and fires back one of his own and another, he throws Zerocent of the ropes, Zerocent comes back at him and Chapel goes for a clothesline but Zerocent ducks it and grabs the head of Chapel hitting a huge Neckbreaker. Zerocent gets to his feet and lifts Chapel to his vertical base, before knocking him straight back down with a right hand, suddenly Tristan charges at Zerocent but the Gangsta Nation member sees him coming and lunges out with a huge boot to the face knocking Tristan to the canvas. Zerocent walks back to Chapel who is up to one knee and tags in Remix before throwing Chapel in the corner, both Gangsta Nation members begin stomping away on Chapel before the ref forces Zerocent out. Remix lifts Chapel back to his feet but keeps him in the corner and fires out with a huge knifehand chop, he shouts to the booing fans before hitting another huge Knifehand chop, suddenly Chapel with fury counters Remix and hits a knifehand chop of his own and another. Suddenly Tristan steams in, Chapel ducks the clothesline but Tristan hits Remix instead the clothesline knocking Remix to the canvas! Tristan turns around only to be hit with a right hand from Chapel and another, he goes for a third but Tristan blocks it and hits a devastating right of his own knocking Chapel right around Tristan grabs Chapel from behind and hits a huge reverse DDT. Tristan gets to his feet and turns to Remix but the Gangsta Nation member is already up suddenly Remix out of nowhere…THE RSKO!!!!!!!!!!! (Stunner) He covers Tristan,
1…
2…
NO Tristan kicked out!)

Jerry Walters:
Remix just hit the RSKO, it could have been all over there, Tristan needs to make the tag and this is the problem we foresaw.

Tim May:
Tristan is to afraid to see Serenity hurt and that’s what is going to cost The Coven the match!

(Remix lifts Tristan up onto his shoulder before taunting the fans, he walks into the middle of the ring and hits the snow plow, he gets back to his feet but out of nowhere Chapel grabs Remix looking for the reverse DDT but Remix counters twisting his body to the position of a normal DDT. Suddenly he throws Chapel right over into a belly to back suplex!
Remix is all over Coven and Holy war here, Tristan is hurt but gets back to his feet only for Remix to kick him in the mid-section and call for his finisher The WO TANG CLANG…He lifts Tristan onto his shoulders, lifts him higher…..HE HITS IT!! He covers Tristan,
1…
2…
NO CHAPEL BROKE THE PIN!!
Remix grabs Chapel and lifts him to his feet before booting him in the mid-section and calling for his finisher again, he lifts Chapel onto his shoulder but Chapel suddenly slams right hand after right hand into the head of Remix, suddenly remix falls to the mat and Chapel lands right on top of him, all three men are down!
Chapel is crawling toward his corner as is Remix but Tristan is not! He gets to one knee as Serenity is calling to come in the ring. Suddenly Remix makes the tag but so does Chapel! The fans are going wild! AWOL jumps in the ring and take Zerocent down with a huge clothesline then Tristan! He picks Tristan up and hits a huge Belly to Back Suplex, he gets back to his feet and sees Zerocent charge at him, he counters the attack hitting Zerocent with a huge Batista style one hand Spinebuster! The fans are chanting for Serenity, as Tristan begins to move again, Serenity has her hand out for the tag, Tristan is within hands reach, suddenly AWOL grabs his leg but Tristan in desperation leaps at Serenity’s hand HE MAKES THE TAG AND SERENITY IS IN!!!
She jumps to the top rope before flying off onto the shoulder of AWOL and hitting a huge Hurricanrana from the top rope before quickly getting back to her feet, Zerocent is back on his feet dazed and hasn’t seen Serenity in the ring, she jumps onto the middle rope of the turnbuckle behind Zerocent and jumps off grabbing the head off Zerocent and hitting a huge bulldog!
The fans are going nuts as Serenity climbs to the top rope again, she perches herself on the top and stands waiting for Zerocent to get back up, he does and turns to face her as Serenity jumps off hitting a Frog Splash on a standing Zerocent, she hooks the leg and covers,
1…
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AWOL goes to break the pin with an elbow drop but Serenity sees it and moves as AWOL lands on Zerocent! AWOL gets back to his feet but Serenity knocks him right back down with a text book dropkick, Tristan is back on his feet he gets in the ring and calls for Serenity to go to the top rope, she does as he says and perches herself on the top, AWOL gets back up and walks right into a stalled Spinebuster by Tristan, Serenity flies off the top and hits a flipping Neckbreaker on AWOL at the same time Tristan finishes the Spinebuster…THEY HIT IT, THE DARKNESS BINDS, THE HIT, ITS GOT TO BE OVER NOW!!
Serenity covers the World Champion as Tristan knocks Chapel off the apron,
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NO REMIX BROKE THE PIN!!!)

Jerry Walters:
OH MY GOD!!! I Thought we has new champions right there!

Tim May:
So did I damn it!

(The fans thought it was all over but there cheers are quickly relit as Tristan with a huge amount of fury clotheslines Remix right over the top rope the force taking him out with him, both men falling hard on the concrete outside of the ring. Serenity gets onto her feet and walks back to the ropes she climbs to the top again but Chapel is back up and shakes the top rope making Serenity lose her balance and fall awkwardly onto the top turnbuckle! AWOL and Zerocent are also both back on there feet, AWOL is unbelievably drowsy after the Coven move, he turns right into a boot t the mid-section from Zerocent he sets up his finisher The Rejection (Pedigree), He taunts the fans, but suddenly Serenity is back on her feet and flies off THE BLACK BITE ON ZEROCENT (flipping Neckbreaker!) although tired she gets back to her feet but AWOL grabs her from behind THE DAISY CUTTER, THE DAISY CUTTER!!!!!!! Serenity is laid out in the ring as is Zerocent but AWOL is so out of it from the Coven double team!)

Tim May:
Jesus Christ!! Bill, lets go!

Jerry Walters:
Tim, what the hell are you doing!

(Suddenly Tim May get out of his seat at ringside, he walks around the ring and jumps on the apron the referee suddenly runs over to him telling him to get down, but doesn’t see Bill Kryenik in the ring stalking the rising body of AWOL! Suddenly Chapel charges across the ring to the fans huge cheers and tackles Bill down as the two roll out of the ring throwing punches at each other like to men possessed…Tim May hasn’t noticed his bodyguard is gone!!! AWOL sees him and pushes the ref aside grabbing Tim and throwing him in the ring…May looks stunned as he quickly gets back to his feet begging AWOL not to hurt him…AWOL suddenly grabs him and calls for a powerbomb he lifts May onto his shoulders….POWERBOMB ON MAY! TIM MAY GETS POWERBOMBED SO HARD THE RING MOVES!! AWOL trash talks him but turns right into Zerocent who kicks him in the mid-section…
REJECTION!!!!!! HE HIT IT!!! REJECTION!!!! HE COVERS,
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NO AWOL KICKED OUT!!!!! The ref quickly moves over to check on Tim May who is still out of it!!
Zerocent can’t believe it, he picks AWOL up and sets him up for a second Rejection suddenly its Pulse!!!!! Pulse from the back!! He charges into the ring!! HE HAS BRASS KNUCKS ON!! Zerocent turns taunting the move to the fans but he turns right into Pulse WHO HITS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE BRASS KNUCKS! AWOL stands vertical dazed, PULSE HITS AWOL WITH THE KNUCKS AS WELL! He grabs Serenity and drags her on top of AWOL before rolling out of the ring and heading back up the ramp... The ref turns and sees Serenity Pinning AWOL,
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NO AWOL KICKED OUT AGAIN!!!
Nobody can believe it as Serenity slowly get back to her feet she turns to the corner post and sluggishly climbs to the top looking down on her opponents, Zerocent is completely out of it, but AWOL is back on his feet, he turns and Serenity flies off THE BLACK BITE ON THE CHAMPION!! NOOO, AWOL MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! AWOL ducks out of the way and Serenity slams on the mat hard, she grabs her back as gets back to her feet in a daze right into the champion DAISY CUTTER AGAIN ON SERENITY!! AWOL COVERS,
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HOLY WAR WIN THE MATCH AND RETAIN THERE TITLES!
Chapel grabs the titles and slides in the ring crawling over to the downed AWOL and handing him his title as the two Holy war members leave the ring a warzone!)

Jerry Walter:
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD…WHAT A MATCH, WHAT A DAMN MATCH, AND EVEN TIM MAY GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!! Ladies and Gentleman, Holy War have defended there titles, they are still the champions, they done it! We are out of the time but join us next week for FUF and in two weeks people…PARANOIA WILL BE LIVE JOIN US THEN!