For many, our home is here…
(The sound of Hold the Ice by Han Zimmer begins to play as fireworks can be seen exploding in slow motion from the FUF stage, the triple screen playing the FUF credits in the background while thousands upon thousands of fans jump up and down with there faces of joy as the beginning of yet another flagship show is set to begin.)
For many, this is our life…
(Blood flows down the face of Psycho as he looks through the ropes and up the ramp, another match finished, the shot then changes to Johnny Kingdom hitting his exodus Finale last week from the top of the ladder, the fans going mad as the two men fall slowly in midair toward the ring canvas, however before the move is seen connecting to the mat the shot changes again to yet another slow motion image in black and white, this one being Teresa Hilton, the women’s title above her head, her eyes closed and her expression one that resembles that of a person taking in al there is around her, as much as she can.)
Every Friday, our blood is ours to give…
(Hurse is seen slamming a chair across the head of Ash before the shot changes to last week showing him lock in the legend lock on the thumbtacks, the shot then changes to an older picture of Daemon Frost falling through a table from the inside of the ring to the outside of the ring in slow motion as the fans stand in shock at what they are seeing, Chris Cortez is seen beating Acid Burn to secure the first ULW victory over the SCW.)
Every Friday our sweat is ours to pour…
(The pain of a match past can be seen on the face of Bullseye as he prepares to lift himself from the mat holding the ropes to keep his balance, the scene then changes to Killjoy and Ravnos standing opposite sides of the ring staring out over the fans from a time long past, the boos echoing out for them even then. The shot of Chapel throwing Billy Kryniek off the stage is then seen before AWOL is shown on his knees in the ring, his hands rested on the tops of his thighs as he rests his head backwards and looks up to the sky, before closing his eyes to the atmosphere.)
Every Friday, we are the warriors on the path to glory…
(James Toreno is seen smashed with a chair before the shot changes to Stacy Jones and Robin Brooks in slow motion shaking hands, the scene then skips to Dean Black sitting alone in the dark flicking his light open and closed, Damage Inc standing together, the two men unhappy with what has happened to them in the night, but there expressions determined to make sure it is not going to happen again.)
For Every Friday we will forever be the fucked up few…
(AWOL can be seen, the world title in hand from the first days of ULW, before the shot changes to Daemon Frost on the middle rope looking over the fans, the title belt hanging from his arm, before the shot changes again to show Hellkat wearing the title around her waist as she awaits her opponent dressed as the vicious Predator, the shot then changes to Orlando Cruze on his knees in the middle of the ring, blood stained, his eyes glaring down at the world title in his arms.)
The remembered, not-so-many…
(The final shot shows Johnny Kingdom, his eyes closed as he listens to the cheers of “Kingdom” and “FUF” over and over again while he holds the title in his hand, the top championship hanging down his arm as the fans continue to show there respect to the record breaking world champion.)
For we will be, forever, the heroes of FUF…Forever…
FUF, LIVE, FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NEW YORK, NEW YORK CITY!!!!! 24/6/2005
(The new FUF sound of “Heavens a Lie” by Lacuna Coil hits the
screens of those watching at him and on the triple screen for the fans in
the arena as the words of FUF suddenly get mechanically put together by metal
arms that appear from out of shot, they suddenly explode to see Ash on the
middle turnbuckle shouting trash to the fans in a fit of adrenalin as he slams
his hands against his chests, before the scene cuts to show Teresa Hilton
flying across the ring into her move, Demented to the boos of the fans as
the victim, Stacy Raines rolls to the centre of the ring, Psycho is seen slamming
a chair onto the head of Chapel before the scene ends with Scott Scorpion
powerbombing a helpless woman in the middle of the ring)
Oh no,
Here it is again
I need to know
When i will fall in decay
(Chapel is seen on the entrance ramp in a white robe his face expressionless
as Demona stands behind him with a sadistic smile, the scene then cuts to
the angry face of Chaos backstage as he looks on at the leaving Scott Scorpion
with disgust, the shot then changes again to Phantom dropping Ryan Styles
with a big spinebuster before Gerard Angelo is seen in the ring with Sarah
sitting on the turnbuckle behind him as Ash looks at the two with anger.)
Something wrong
With every plan of my life
I didn't really notice hat you've been here
(The scene then skips to show Paris smiling evilly at the innocent Robin before
flicking her hair back and walking away, the shot then changes to Rayne Phoenix
looking off into the distance not happy about one thing or another before
once more it changes to that of Dean Black just dropping a cigarette to the
floor and stepping on it with a smile.)
Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie
(The camera is seen panning around the ring quickly as Piddle and Plop enjoy
there moment of glory in the ring as the music seems to suddenly reach a pinnacle
before exploding.)
Set me free
Your heaven's a lie
Set me free with your love
Set me free
(With that an explosion of music burst out over the footage that changes to
that of Johnny Kingdom the world champion dropping Plop with the exodus finale
before Waylon Spencer is seen hitting his finisher on Hulk Hogan just last
week, the footage continues showing Gerard slamming Ash across the back with
Sarah Punche’s scepter smashing it into bits before the scene cuts to
Dean Black spearing Phantom through a sheet of glass shattering it between
them, the scene then cuts back earlier in the match to see them slam shovels
over the head of one another before finally the shots end with the FUF words
exploding in front of the screen again.)
Oh no,
Here it is again
I need to know
Why did i choose to betray you
(The music calms once more and Stacy Raines is seen standing behind her sister
as the two of them look at the ramp angrily about something before Liberty
is seen flying off the top rope with a text book missile dropkick then seen
then cuts to Angela hitting the former FUF star Vivian Fox with a perfect
Hurricanrana before Angel drops Lady Lust with a neckbreaker, the words Flock
4:20 then flash over the screen as the group are seen returning to FUF last
week.)
Something wrong
With all plans of my life
I didn't realize that you've been here
(the shot shows the group Lacuna Coil in a trash deserted area singing the
part of the song before skipping to the images of Sarah Punche with her arms
out to her side and a smile on her face while Paris is seen posing for the
camera for her match animation, her lips pouting as she flicks her back behind
her head with a smile, the shot then skips to Hurse smiling backstage with
Michelle Blacker before the shot goes back to the Lacuna Coil band, the lead
singers eyes closed as she prepares to explode once more.)
Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie
(She steps back away from the camera leaning the microphone toward her as
she sensually takes in the words she is singing, in the corner of the screen
the ghostly images of different moments over the history of ULW’s flagship
show are seen.)
Set me free
Your heavens a lie
Set me free with your love
Set me free
(Suddenly her eyes open and she bursts forward as the music explodes once
again causing the words FUF to appear once more before the images of Ash and
Daemon going through tables stacked high are seen, the shot then changes to
Johnny Kingdom hitting the exodus finale through the roof of the glass chamber,
the shot then changes to Chapel hitting the crucifer on Psycho before cutting
to Hurse holding in the Legend Lock with all his might, his face shouting
in desperation, suddenly the music cuts leaving the line “set me free”
to give the perfect ending to the opening credits as Kingdom stands tall on
the turnbuckles, the World Heavyweight Championship hanging from his arm as
the music finally comes to an end.
The fireworks explode from the stage area as the cameras open up to the sold
out Madison Square Garden for its second show in two weeks, the fans are on
there feet, louder then ever for the final show from this hall of fame brand
that has lead the ULW from the very beginning of its life, the shots of blue,
red, white and purple explode in the air wowing the thousands that watch this
opening from there live positions in New York. The theme music for FUF, Heaven
is a lie by Lacuna Coil continues to play in the background but the cheers
from the fans is nearly drowning it out completely. The cameras just look
across the sold out arena at the thousands of smiling faces with there artwork
and banners, there messages and logos, many of which are a farewell message
to the FUF brand that has bought them so many stars, so many moments.
With that the bellowing voice of Jerry Walters is heard as the cameras go
to the commentary area, where both Jerry and Tim can be seen sitting with
FUF t-shirt on and a grim look on there face, the knowing that all is finished
for the show that lead a company through over a year of glory.)
Jerry Walters:
Ladies and Gentleman, tonight is the night, tonight is the moment, tonight
is the time we say goodbye to a great brand, a great time and remember them
all as the best of memories, for the show FUF will be remembered as the home
of legends who no longer give there time to us or in some cases the business
at all, Chris Hunter, Bullseye, Michael Synclaire, The Immortal Daemon Frost,
Vivian Fox, Rebecca Raines, Angela Fierro and that’s just to name a
few. What about The Coven? Gangsta Nation? Monoxide, X, Isis, Shawn Hall…They
were all apart of this great brand once upon a time, it seems wrong to say
goodbye.
Tim May:
It does Jerry, we have broadcast on this show since the company begun last
year, we have sat here together since to very first moments, we saw the initials
first appear on that screen in front of us, saying goodbye now is like saying
goodbye to a large chunk of who we are, but it has to be done and Sheryl is
a great women, I know this sacrifice is worth it.
Jerry Walters:
I am sure you are right Tim and I am certain the talent here will not be left
homeless, Sheryl will have a plan up her sleeve for the boys and girls of
FUF. Now let’s get to this week, the huge Battle Royal, the roster don’t
know yet how many people have to be eliminated before the execution of contracts
stop, but you and I both know very well its on the mind of them all back there.
Tim May:
You’re not kidding Jerry, think of those who could be fired, Gerard
Angelo, OUR TV CHAMPION, Killswitch, Legends like Curtis Jack, Sean Johnson,
real ULW Veterans, oh no, what if they eliminate Jesus himself, the son of
god, James Toreno, god would never forgive us!
Jerry Walters:
Tim, Toreno is not the son of god!
Tim May:
Dear lord, strike upon Jerry now, do me that favor, for I have faith in your
son James even if this fat lummox next to me doesn’t!
Jerry Walters:
How sad! However, talking about Toreno, I think the world and even you Tim,
might be shocked at the footage we have from earlier in the week when ULW
joined James and Carmen on the date he won last week during the apple bobbing.
Check this out…
James Toreno & Carmen Lopez – The Date, Earlier in the Week
(The shot fades to James Toreno standing in front of a limousine dressed in a smart casual dress sense, a beige shirt and designer jeans a smile wrapped around his face as he just nods to the driver holding the door open for him before he steps in and sits inside the vehicle where Carmen is sitting the opposite side in a sparkly red dress, looking uninterested and unhappy to be there. The driver closes the door and walks to the drivers side before stepping in and slowly begins to drive.)
James:
So, do you know where we are going?
Carmen:
Do I care?
(James looks confused for a second before looking away from the floor with an expression of concentration before changing it to confusion as he stares back at Carmen.)
James:
How the hell am I meant to know if you care? I asked you!!!!!
(Carmen just rolls her eyes and seems to be counting the seconds)
James:
Look, I know we didn’t get off to a good start and I know you don’t
overly like me, but maybe tonight I can change your mind about all of that?
I am the son of god after all!
Carmen:
Oh my god, you actually believe your own hype don’t you? You actually
think you are the ‘son of god’ that’s just pathetic!
James:
Oh, I disagree, did I or did I not say I was the king of the apple bobbing?
Carmen:
You did…
James:
And did I or did I not win the apple bobbing?
Carmen:
But you kicked him off his chair!!!!!
James:
SO! It wasn’t against the rules, he smashed me in the head with the
steel seat for god sake, that was more against the rules then what I done!
(Carmen just shakes her head before the scene skips to another moment in the night where Carmen is alone in front of the camera as if recording her own video diary.)
Carmen:
ULW, I cannot believe you sent me on a date with this man, he is disgusting,
there is no romance here, we are closer to strangling each other then actually
getting anything going with one another. He is just so, so, so ARROGANT, grrrr!
He actually thinks he is the Son of God for Christ sake! How lame!!
(The shot then skips to a smiling confident James Toreno who is just looking smug about himself before looking back a few times at Carmen who has walked away to freshen up.)
James:
ULW, she is digging me so much, SOOOO MUCH! The son of God has this one in
the bag I promise you that! Have you seen her, seriously, she is eyeing me
up all the time, she can’t get enough of this godly sexiness! I’m
telling you ULW, ill play this one cool and by FUF, that girl will be all…Mine!
(The shot then fades to show the two of them out in New York, the lights of a restaurant ahead beaming through the soft layer of the nights shadow over the cities landscape, surprisingly James just lets Carmen through first and holds the door to the restaurant open for her, surprised herself she walks in before looking back confusingly at James who just smiles as the two of them go into the restaurant where a lectern with a balding man in a tuxedo awaits them with a smile.)
Tuxedo man:
Hello, how can I help you?
James:
Hey Bruv, we have a table for two…
Tuxedo man:
Your name?
James:
What? Did you just ask me for my name, I don’t believe you just asked
me for my name, I am the son of god damn it, the apple bobbing champion, I
am the best son of a-
Carmen:
It’s Toreno…we are with ULW.
(The man looks up and down the sheet for a moment before smiling nervously before looking back and forth at the angry James Toreno who is insulted that the man didn’t know him, he just turns to Carmen who even more surprisingly locks her arm in his and just uses her eyes to insinuate him to calm down.)
Tuxedo man:
Erm, er…Follow me please…
Carmen:
Thank you…
(The man turns taking two menus from the surface in front of him and walking them along a very expensive carpet, around them families and expensive people are seen eating from expensive china and it’s safe to say that James really doesn’t look in place. The waiter walks them around to a lone table on its own away from the rest of the restaurant, a waiter in an equally smart tuxedo is waiting there with a smile and a bottle of champagne in hand as Toreno does something even more shocking and walks round to the chair pulling it out for Carmen who can’t help but smile and then sit before tucking herself into the table as James walks around the table and sits across from her, as he sits down the waiter with the champagne fills both there glasses as the other man places the menus down in front of them.)
Tuxedo Man:
Somebody will be along shortly to take your orders.
Carmen:
Thank you.
James:
Cheers pal!
(The waiter just looks down on James again before turning and walking away as Carmen just turns toward the new ULW wrestler and apple bobbing champion with a look of suspicion.)
Carmen:
What are you playing at?
James:
Excuse me?
Carmen:
Opening the door for me, pulling out my seat, what are you expecting from
this?
(James just smiles and looks away from his menu before just taking his champagne glass in his hand.)
James:
I don’t expect anything, I am simply being the real me, showing you
a different side to me and proving that I can be a nice guy when I want to
be
Carmen:
So why can’t you be like this all the time?
James:
All the time, wouldn’t that get boring?
(She smiles as does James before he sits up taking the question seriously.)
James:
Let me be honest, in this business, I have found it pointless to try and be
nice and polite, wrestling is not a gentleman’s game and for me to be
successful like I was last week against Kyzer, I can’t be a gentleman.
Carmen:
And you believe that?
James:
Damn right, the opponents you have wouldn’t let you live it down, they’d
be attacking you all the time if they had the chance!
Carmen:
So this whole horrible man stuff…It’s all an act?
(James just nods and accepts what she has said before the two of them laugh again, suddenly he lifts his glass in the air which Carmen copies, causing the two glasses to cling together.)
James:
To victory, to a good meal and to good company…
Carmen:
Ill drink to that!
(The two of them just smile and drink some of there champagne before slowly the shot fades to black and slowly opens up at the end of the night with Carmen sitting in what looks like her house shaking her head with a surprised expression and a level of disbelief.)
Carmen:
What can I say ULW, I’m in shock, I’m in complete shock, he seemed
like such an arsehole last week and the week before when he tried to force
himself on me and stuff, but tonight he was so different. He was caring, sensitive
and quite loving and believe it or not, he was a real gentleman, I was in
shock! I’m surprised to say this, but thank you ULW, I had a great night
and James was great, thank you.
(The shot fades from Carmen to James who is at his house and looking a little tired as he sits on his sofa rubbing the sleep from one of his eyes before yawning.)
James:
What can I say? I came out here tonight thinking I’d try and be one
of the men, one of the lads and it didn’t work out like that at all.
Carmen was great, I had fun with her, I could be myself and wow, I really
could go back out there and do it all again. As you can see, I even came right
home didn’t even ask to stay at hers, so ULW, thank you, I had a great
time tonight.
(Toreno just taunts the camera as the shot fades to black and then suddenly goes back to the New York arena as the fans just cheer loudly with what they have just seen.)
Backstage
(Jason Seagreen just paces up and down in his office, he isn’t looking happy as he slides his hands through his hair and just listens to someone down his cell phone, he nods grimly and then suddenly he speaks.)
Jason:
Mrs. Gray, I have to protest, you know you doing that would not benefit anyone,
it wouldn’t work, think about what you would be losing?
(More silence ensues before Jason just nods again.)
Jason:
I understand, my apologies Mrs. Gray, I didn’t mean to question you,
no it’s fine.
(Jason just nods a few more times before closing his cell and sighing deeply, he then turns and sits on the edge of his desk facing toward his office door, he then opens his cell again and holds down one of the numbers on it getting a quick dial before putting the phone to his ear once more.)
Jason:
Hey man, it’s me.
(A slight murmuring can be heard as Jason smiles.)
Jason:
No, you were right, she is planning to do exactly what you said she would,
so is the plan all ready to go ahead? When?
(He stops smiling and then just accepts what he has heard before replying.)
Jason:
That sounds great to me, ok man, ill talk to you soon, I have to go though,
last FUF show and all, I have to get our there and tell them how many are
going to be facing the sack!
(A mixed reaction hits the fans as the stipulation on the match is heard, he then just closes the cell as he hears the last words from whoever is on the other end before smiling evilly and standing up to leave the room as the shot fades to black.)
Also Backstage
(Michelle Blacker can be seen standing backstage with none other then Curtis Jack and Sean Johnson, both men attired up and getting a huge cheer from the fans as they prepare for there first matches back in the ULW ring.)
Michelle:
Ladies and Gentleman, as you can see, I am here with both Curtis Jack and
Sean Johnson, two legends of ULW’s past and tonight they join many of
the newer names in the ranks in a battle royal to fight for the jobs of every
man and woman in the fight not to mention a surprise reward for whoever wins
the match at the end of tonight, but first guys before we talk about tonight,
lets talk about Nuclear Warfare, we know its going to be Sean Johnson Vs Curtis
Jack, but if I’m honest, there doesn’t seem to be much bad feeling
between you?
(The fans go wild as Curtis leans in as Michelle leans the mic toward his mouth.)
Curtis:
Michelle, I think its safe to say that both myself and Sean have been through
hell and back since we joined ULW over a year ago, our careers have seen some
highs and some lows, but the fact is, we ARE the ULW originals and what the
names and faces out there tonight have to remember, is you can beat us, you
can batter us, but you cannot better us and we are going to teach them that
tonight!
(She moves the mic across to Sean Johnson who also gets a huge cheer from the fans before smiling at the reception and then talking.)
Sean:
CJ has got it down perfectly Michelle, you see, at the Pay Per View, we are
fighting one another not through hate, not through anger, we are doing it
because we simply want to see who the true legend is one on one, we want to
fight a mans fight and believe me, that’s exactly what is going to happen!
As for tonight, the idiots the ULW has hired means nothing to me, I have overcome
odds before, so has CJ and tonight we will simply do it again and prove to
the world, that when you are crowned a ULW legend, it actually means something
in this game, it means you ARE above the rest.
(The fans go wild as Sean and CJ both walk out of shot as a smiling Michelle Blacker just looks into the direction they have left as the scene fades.)
Backstage
The camera shows us the parking lot backstage with a smooth black limo pulls into one of the accredited parking slots. The crowd wait with anticipation and then have a mixed reaction although one more siding towards cheers as Damage Inc emerge from either sides of the back doors. Waylon and Chaos walk around to the front of the vehicle and start to head inside.
Waylon:
You ready for tonight? We can't let anything go wrong.
Liam:
Of course, have I ever let you down before man?
Waylon:
Sure there was that time when you kidnapped my daughter
Liam:
A small incident.
Waylon:
Small incident?
Liam:
I'm joking, I'm fully pumped up for tonight. Dean Black and his bunch of morons
are not going to know what's hit them.
Waylon:
Well they will, they just won't know where and when.
Liam:
A point well made Spencer, a point well made.
The two then walk off into the arena.
Even More Backstage!
Backstage we see ULW newcomer Brad Dickie standing in his locker room. Dickie is wearing trademark attire and is talking to someone animatedly on his cell phone. He is also making lots of hand gestures, the purpose of which cannot be known at this time. The camera zooms in and we can hear Dickie speaking.
Dickie:
Of course, of course.
There is a short pause.
Dickie:
Everything's fine it's all in place.
Another pause
Dickie:
Man, don't worry about it, we have all the bases covered here.
Silence
Dickie:
Sure thing, it's gonna be a blast.
Dickie hangs up the phone and begins to warm up.
Back In the Arena
Jerry Walters:
As you can see, everyone is getting prepared back there tonight, this means
a lot to these people Tim, a job with the ULW is certainly something you don’t
want to lose but at the same time it is no lie to say we have some rivalries
in this ring tonight that one or the other won’t mind seeing there opponent
taken from the company for good!
Tim May:
Of course they wouldn’t mind it! Do that and they are out of your hair
completely, for example, if we can get rid of the Annihilation idiots from
the ring quick that should be worthwhile and it costs Mark a few superstars!
Jerry Walters:
That it does, but lets move away from them and quickly mention Toreno, he
could be well up for winning this Tim, he is on a confident high and maybe,
maybe him and Carmen have that spark after all!
Tim May:
You see, this is why I hate women! James was a guy, he was one of the men
in that locker room and one night out with her and already he has gone soft,
it’s a fucking travesty!
Jerry Walters:
It is hardly that bad Tim, I think it may even help James to find a woman
he likes, give him more focus!
Tim May:
More focus!!! He is the son of god, the apple bobbing champion, how much more
focus do you bloody well need?
The Battle Royal
(Suddenly “Gets me through it” by Ozzy Osbourne hits the speakers and the fans stand to there feet as the highlight reel of Jason Seagreen begins with Ozzy joining him in the video the shots of his actions in ULW’s past mixed with the shots of him and Osbourne recording the video for his entrance, suddenly the curtains move aside and huge mixed reactions hits the fans as the guitar solo blasts out the speakers. Seagreen steps out and just looks over the fans before the tempo of the song goes back to normal and slowly he walks down the ramp looking over the fans and just taking in the mixed reception he is being given. He reaches the ring and jumps on the apron before brushing his suit jacket down and entering the ring where Kailey Worf waits for him with a mic. He takes it from her as she turns and leaves the ring and then looks over the fans as his music comes to an end.)
Seagreen:
Ladies and Gentleman of New York city, welcome to last ever Fucked Up Friday
in ULW history and let me introduce to you the match tonight, a battle royal
involving near enough the entire array of FUF’s roster, a battle royal
that will cost people there jobs, a battle royal that will be, to be frank,
the match that drops the baggage we have carried around for to long!
So let me not keep anyone in anymore suspense, the number of people who will
face the sack during this match tonight…Is…10 PEOPLE!
Jerry Walters:
My god!!! 10!!! I expected 4 or 5, but 10!!! Wow!
Tim May:
That’s a lot of baggage Jerry!
Seagreen:
Tonight, the ULW takes its first steps to perfection and the first stepping
stone is to make sure that we are not failing to reach our potential because
some of the names on the roster cannot keep up with the pace, so without further
ado, lets start this match shall we!
(A huge cheer hits the fans as Seagreen steps out of the ring and sits with Kailey at the announcers area as he awaits the opening music of the first person out in the arena, the beginning of the big Battle royal upon us.)
Jerry Walters:
Remember, the first 10 out of this match, LEAVE THE ULW!!!
Tim May:
That could be anyone Jerry, this is a battle royal, they all start in the
ring at the same time!!!
Jerry Walters:
Anything can happen in this kind of match Tim, that’s the scary thing
here, we could really lose some big assets to the company and things suddenly
go the way you don’t expect them to!
(The words "EAT MY ASS" begin to echo throughout the arena. Seconds later "Money City Maniacs" begins to play, and out comes Brad Dickie and his manager Frank Earnest Delard, the crowd erupts with cheers as the green pyros go off. Brad now with a huge smile, yet determined look on his face struts down to the ring, with Frank following close behind. He slides in and runs to a corner where he grabs his chin and looks in to the crowd for a few seconds and repeats the same thing at another corner to a huge applause as he prepares for his debut ULW appearance.)
Jerry Walters:
Brad Dickie, a former EWR wrestler from sometime back, very talented young
man as well if I recall correctly.
Tim May:
Ill judge that for myself, if you don’t mind? But going by his entrance,
I already hate the man!
Jerry Walters:
Because the fans cheered him!?!
Tim May:
Yeah…And?
(The lights of the entire arena disappear leaving no light whatsoever. Screams and yells are heard from everyone.
'A wraith with an angel's body
A demon with a smile of gold
You soulsucker
I won't become like you
A killer with the perfect weapons, crystal eyes, and a heart of coal
You soulsucker
I won't lose myself in you'
‘Bleeding Mascara’ by Atreyu kicks on the PA system now as the lights flicker. They turn on completely showing Kris CarMicheal standing on the top of the stage. Over his right shoulder rests his FnX championship. He wears his signature underOATH tee-shirt and black pants adorned with numerous chains and foreign objects. His Mohawk stands tall in the center of his head. Kris begins on his walk down the ramp and looks around at all the norms and laughs to himself.
'Look how pretty she is when she falls down
Now there is no beauty in bleeding mascara
Lip are quivering like a withering rose
She's back again'
Kris slides under the bottom rope and gets to his feet. He throws his title down on the mat and jumps to the back turnbuckle. He crosses his arms in an ‘X’ revealing his black finger-paint. He smiles at the boos he hears and just jumps back down before taking the title and throwing it over his shoulder as both him and Brad Dickie begin bickering back and forth.)
Jerry Walters:
Seems Kris has decided to bring some of his gold with him on his return, how
kind of him!
Tim May:
He has a right to brag! It might not be ULW gold, but its an accomplishment
Jerry, I thought at least you would respect that!
Jerry Walters:
I respect his accomplishments elsewhere Tim, but he has no reason to bring
that title belt down to the ring and as far as I’m concerned it just
makes him look desperate for attention, a bit like you actually Tim!
(Suddenly Simple & Clean by Utada Hikaru hits the speakers and the fans turn to see the newest female name to the ULW list, the highlight reel is playing the video for the luscious Stacy Jones, the first of four members of the new Breeding Formula to make here way out. Boos are echoing out slowly but surely as Stacy steps out from the back looking prepared and motivated, she seems uncaring that the men in the ring await her as much as any other opponent and looks ready to take on the world. She ignores the chants from the fans who continue to try and put her off before making her way to the ring and jumping on the apron and climbing through the ropes before just walking to the far turnbuckle and climbing to the middle rope to another series of boos as she looks over the idiots around her.)
Jerry Walters:
She is the newest member of breeding formula and sources suggest to me that
she may even have a love interest with Romeo Damascus.
Tim May:
What? Don’t be ridiculous! She has a boyfriend!?!
Jerry Walters:
That’s just what I heard, it may or may not be true, but I tell you
something, it would be interesting to interview her and find out.
(The lights in the arena go out in the arena. Over the PA system the sound of Power Symphony ‘Never Dream of Goodness’ rings throughout the arena. After a few seconds of blackness a red light comes on and lights up the aisle leading to the ring. Standing on either side of the aisle are hooded figures. These figures lead to the end of the aisle way. They hold their heads down and then begin to kneel down. As they kneel red embers begin to fall over the entrance and down the aisle way. Suddenly a loud explosion rings out as a wall of flames shoots up on both sides of the entrance ramp. More red lights shine and their intensity grows, as the noise of the explosion is in its height Anathema steps out. He is wearing his traditional samurai battle helmet to the ring and the armor as well. He continues his walk to the ring and does not look down at the hooded figures. He pays no attention to the booing fans on either side of him and only looks directly at the ring. He walks up the steel steps and then steps into the ring. The camera centers in on him as he unbuttons the metal face mask and prepares for the match, he looks across at the others already in the ring before just moving to the corner keeping his back out of sight of the others around him.)
Jerry Walters:
Anathema is primarily an Annihilation wrestler, a new name with the forces
of Shinzan Valfane I am told. But how will he do here? He looks impressive
and that entrance was certainly something spectacular!
Tim May:
I am in split minds here, I like that Valfane guy from what I have seen of
him, but the guy is Annihilation and if he is lucky, maybe he will last past
the first 10 people in this match and keep his job, but my money is he won’t
be able to handle the force of FUF and will come up short like most Annihilation
guys would!
Jerry Walters:
I am not sure that’s completely true, they are still ULW and thus, still
ULW standards, but this Anathema does have a big ask ahead of him, being new
in the ULW is normally a hard task for anyone, it makes you play to a completely
different standard.
(The lights slowly dim down, as "Beyond Forever" by Seraphim Shock starts to play softly over the sound system. A purple light starts to shine on the stage, with the picture of a broken heart. The 'tron flickers to life, showing "Rip My Heart Out" then various video segments of him in action... The man steps out from the backstage area. Fog starts billowing over the ramp, as Romeo Damascus reaches the end of the stage, and kneels on one knee, with his eyes closed, gripping his chest with one hand, and the other in front of his lowered head. Slowly, Romeo stands, and walks through the billowing fog. Halfway down the ramp, Romeo collapses onto his knees, and holds his head with both hands... He lets out a primal scream, and thrusts his hands into the air, as purple flames emit from the sides of the ramp. Smiling sadistically, Romeo stands, and looks around at the people, the smile still covering his face, but that soon turns to a scowl, as he turns away, and continues walking to the ring. Romeo reaches the apron and jumps up on it, he stares at Anathema, Carmicheal and Brad Dickie before entering the ring and joining the side of Stacy as the two of them look across at Brad who just jumps from foot to foot looking back at the duo.)
Jerry Walters:
The second member of Breeding Formula is out here and you expect big things
from him at this point, he made a name for himself last week and now he has
to back that up against the likes of Damage Inc, boys you certainly do not
take lightly.
Tim May:
And look, look…Nothing going on with Romeo and Stacy either, the two
of them are merely friends…See…
Jerry Walters:
It seems that way, but I have my own beliefs and this Romeo seems very unlike
the innocent good guy to me, there is much more to him!
(A Cougar can be seen running through the grasslands of the wilderness, the camera following it as it does so. It turns, and darts towards the camera, jumping into it, as fireworks shoot into the air, and the words Steve Smith appear on the screens. After several seconds, The Big Man can be seen walking through the curtains, making his way straight to the ring he looks hyped and ready for action as he climbs onto the apron using the rope to hoist himself onto it. After getting in, he turns and looks to the fans in acknowledgement as his music goes off.)
Jerry Walters:
Steve Smith is the former DWA World Champion, the man did very well in the
ranks of the ULW school where he graduated alongside the likes of current
Women’s champion, Teresa Hilton.
Tim May:
And what has he done since? Apart from smell his pants and grow to much fucking
hair!
Jerry Walters:
Give him a chance will ya! Steve has a lot to offer and although he may not
be World title material just yet, he has the potential to finally make it
to that point if he works hard!
(Suddenly the fans go wild as Natural High hits the speakers and the words “Flock 4:20” hit the triple screen, the words seemingly coming from a black mucus the cheers just get louder as the curtains pull aside and from the back Killswitch appears hand in hand with his young wife and the love of his life. The two of them raises there arms in the air to the good response from the sold out Madison Square Garden and then walk down the rampway aiming for the squared circle ahead of them. They reach it and Killswitch jumps on the apron as Angel walks up the rampway, he holds the ropes open for her allowing her to jump through them and into the ring before he follows. The two of them just move to the rear of the ring and against the ropes as they look around at the wrestlers either side of them.)
Jerry Walters:
It will be important for Flock to remain in the ring for the opening part
of this match, it would be highly destructive for them to lose there contracts
now and if Killswitch and Angel were to be eliminated then I think its safe
to say that the Flock have already been disbanded!
Tim May:
Jerry, that is something I have only dreamed about since Paranoia, since the
time we saw them all to be cowards when they left the great Gerard Angelo
on his own to fend for himself!
Jerry Walters:
Maybe that’s your take on it, but let’s have the truth be told
Tim, Flock 4:20 have had problems with injuries since they got to the ULW
and it has been a case of do the best they can, Gerard took it personally,
that’s fact!
(Emotions by Angel of Love suddenly hits the speaker system and the boos echo out as the cameras turn to Angel and Killswitch in the ring, both of them looking determined and angry up the ramp as stars begin to fall through the night sky on the triple screen only for Sarah Punche to appear on her highlight reel, suddenly the boos get louder as the curtains are pulled aside and wearing a crown and a scepter at her side, she stands gleefully, behind her Gerard Angelo appears, TV title over his shoulder and a grin on his expression. The two of them just walk down the ramp, ignoring the reaction of the fans, they eventually reach the ring and Gerard just jumps on the apron opening the ropes for Sarah who just walks up the stairs first, together they enter the squared circle and stand against the near ropes facing opposite to the flock members, the boos still coming strong from the fans around them in this sold out arena.)
Jerry Walters:
The feud between these two and Flock is very publicized, it has been going
a long time and it is about ready to come to an end, but the big question
will be this, can all four of these competitors survive this night and finish
there feud at Nuclear Warfare as planned, or will we see an end to everything
right here on this fateful night itself.
Tim May:
Jerry, Gerard Angelo may have been floored lately, but he is the TV champion
for crying out loud and I’m telling you, he won’t allow himself
to lose that title in such a disgraceful manner after holding it so long!
Jerry Walters:
Maybe that’s the hope, but Angelo has failed to perform for the last
3 weeks of his ULW career and he has been out of shape and unfit, his title
reign according to many was on the rocks and his career as well and my opinion
is that unless he has done something drastic to change that weight problem,
he could be facing early elimination!
(With that Lets go by Trick Daddy hits the sound system and the fans stand to there feet with cheers as Liberty bursts out from the back a smile on her face and a fresh approach about her, her recent misfortune seems to be behind her as she taunts the fans at the top of the ramp with both arms swinging, she then moves down the ramp taking in the cheers of the crowd before rolling under the ropes and just moving to one of the free spaces left in the ring and raising her arm in the air to a big eruption from the audience)
Jerry Walters:
Liberty is looking much better then she has done in recent weeks but it is
no lie to say she has really let herself go recently, between losing to Teresa
and then Stacy she has dropped from being a title contender to really one
of the bottom of the barrel and hopefully this will be her opportunity to
make something of it!
Tim May:
Liberty was pushed to high, to fast, she wasn’t ready and she has flunked
her test, face it Walters, she came in and you and the fans loved her and
since that moment she has done nothing but let people down, I hope she is
in the first ten because she is baggage!
Jerry Walters:
For a man who loves ladies, that wasn’t very lady like, but nonetheless,
we are going to have to agree to disagree on this young lady, I think she
has potential and maybe she was pushed fast, but if she works at it she could
become a someone in this federation!
("My Way" hits over the PA system as the lights dim. Then a white spotlight is focused on the stage as James Toreno walks out and into it. The fans give him a downpour of boos as he slowly begins to walk towards the ring he extends his arms to each side with a toothy smirk. As he nears the ring his arms come back to his sides. He goes to the ring steps and climbs up. He goes in between the ropes and then mounts the turnbuckle once again extending his arms. The lights come back to normal as Toreno steps down and just looks at the opponents that stand before him in there masses.)
Jerry Walters:
Cocky, charismatic and arrogant are just three of the words you would say
about James Toreno, yet he has a potential that I think could one day make
him a world champion of the future. Now don’t misunderstand me Tim,
I don’t like the little shit, he is abusive, but we saw that good streak
in him earlier during his date with Carmen and hopefully with her in this
match as well, we can see that side of him more now.
Tim May:
Oh piss off! He was a poof in that date, he was a feminine poof! Let’s
be honest, what the hell is a gentleman these days? Girls are as happy with
a drink of beer and a quick fuck as they are with a dinner and all that bollocks,
difference being the drink and sex is cheaper!
Jerry Walters:
And quicker in your case! But it doesn’t surprise me your single with
that opinion of girls and life Tim!
(The lights fade and Your Stoned Messiah appears on the video screen. "Immortal" by Adema starts to play over the P.A. system. As the music gets heavier, green pyrotechnics explode along the entrance ramp and "Your Stoned Messiah" Michael Kyzer walks out from the back stage. He pays little attention to the fans as he walks to the ring with a glazed look on his face. He slides in the and leans in a corner rubbing his face to breathe some life into it before shouting out a roar of life and staring across as the impatient James Toreno who paces back and forth staring right back at him.)
Jerry Walters:
No love lost there, Toreno and Kyzer, neither man has really faced the other
yet in competition but last week James won the apple bobbing contest set up
by one half of our GM’s Bob. Can Kyzer equal it and eliminate James
Toreno here tonight? Or even go one better and have him fired by putting him
in the first 10 eliminations!
Tim May:
WHAT? Don’t be ridiculous, Toreno is the Son of God, the Apple Bobbing
master, he won’t be thrown out by a drug abuser like Michael Kyzer!
Jerry Walters:
As we all remember, Kyzer and Toreno started there feud when Michael protected
Carmen Lopez from being sexually harassed by James Toreno backstage on there
debut appearance in the ULW, from there it has simply escalated.
(The lights go out in the arena and then in a scratchy voice with a cajun accent you hear "I'll cry for you always". Then a white light shrouds the whole arena and makes everything glow white and the sprinkler system goes off and water falls from the rafters as Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizkit hits the pa system and smoke rises from under the entranceway and on the screen you see in black an white a guy doing some crazy moves and in every picture his eyes are blue. It has some close ups but the only color in the pictures is the blue eyes. Then a guy walks out of the smoke wearing a long black duster coat with a chain wrapped around his right arm and just dragging on the ground he has his head down and his long hair in his face he then walks to the ring at a normal pace and slides under the ropes then when in the ring he falls too his knees and flicks his head back and looks at the sky. Now you can see his unique almost hypnotic blue eyes and the tear drop tattoo under his left eye he then touches his teardrop and blows a kiss to the sky then white pyro’s shoot off from the ring posts and he stands up and takes off his coat and then stands to the side of the ring in the slowly filling squared circle.)
Jerry Walters:
We both remember this man, he was a former FUF star and was doing very well
for himself, was ready to fight for the tag titles alongside Hurse and everything
and then he was transferred over to Annihilation and things just seem to have
gone wrong for him.
Tim May:
That man in front of us Jerry, that former FUF star is living proof that what
you get from our opposite numbers are nothing but destroyed dreams and demotion
to nothingness! Asher was a prospering star and under Mark Comeau he has been
destroyed!
Jerry Walters:
It’s comments like that I wish I could disagree with but it does seem
Annihilation did not look out for this particular individual and what we have
now is maybe a last chance for Asher to find something in himself to take
the career he once had back in both of his hands.
(The arena lights dim as the opening rifts to Slipknot's "Before I Forget" rips throughout the arena. On the big screen you can see numerous video clips of Liam Knowles & Waylon $pencer's most insane moments of their wrestling career. Then the music stops, leaving the arena in total darkness. A huge explosion of red pyro emerges from the middle of the entrance ramp followed by a screaming of the word "GO!" Then Waylon & Liam appear, walking through the smoke from the pyro and just stop to look around the arena, absorbing the crowds reaction. The two then proceed towards the ring with their eyes dead set on their opponents. The two enter the ring and go to opposite corners of the ring, stand on the middle turnbuckles and taunt at the crowd as more red pyro begins to flood from the raftors in tiny sparks, looking like a shower of blood. The two then climb back down and begin to talk to one another, as they join up along the ropes rubbing shoulders with other wrestlers as they look around at there opponents.)
Jerry Walters:
Brad Dickie, Liam Knowles, Waylon Spencer – All three men make up Damage
Inc and what a score they have to settle with Breeding Formula and in particular,
Romeo Damascus, the attacker from last week!
Tim May:
Damage Inc came in, they did well, they destroyed Scott Scorpion, but now
they are out of there league, they are EWR emigrants that have come here looking
to recreate a career they never had and tonight and at Nuclear Warfare, they
are going to have that beaten into them!
Jerry Walters:
That’s assuming Both breeding formula and damage inc make it that far,
they have to survive the first 10 eliminations first!
(Celebrity Skin By Hole begins to play as Paris emerges from backstage. Pink lights begin to swirl around the arena and come to a dead stop on Paris as she stands in the middle of the ramp. She raises her arms up in the air and back down playfully running her hand down the side of her body as sparkling pink pyro technics spary out from beside her. Paris smiles and then heads towards the ring, she reaches it and just rolls under the bottom rope before looking evilly across at the allies of her rival Robin Brooks, aka Breeding Formula before her music fades out.)
Jerry Walters:
Disappointing is all I can say about this young lady, she had it all, she
came in with a bang and she looked like she was going to be a force to be
reckoned with, but just as quickly she was proven to be no more then an opportunist
who could only fight when her opponents back was turned and we have seen that
over and over again with her bully tactics to Robin Brooks.
Tim May:
She still has that something, I find it difficult to believe that she rocked
the women’s division the way she did in one night and is no more then
an opportunist!
Jerry Walters:
She has not proven us otherwise Tim and the facts speak for themselves, she
has rarely competed by choice and even when she has it has not been a clean
record for her, the only victory she got was in a tag team affair when Robin
made the cover!
(The lights dim, fireworks and pyros go off all around the Titantron, images and video clips of Eastman's career slide show the Titantron, as Crossfade's "Colors" controls the sound waves, Loud boos fill the arena as Eastman appears atop the entrance way, wearing his infamous yellow tinted oakley sunglasses, lime green wrestling tights, and a t-shirt that reads, "That's the beauty of it." Wielding his briefcase, Eastman walks down the aisle, with his own personal bodyguard, Jason Slaughter. Eastman slides into the ring, hands the briefcase to Slaughter, and climbs onto the turnbuckle, raising his hands high in the air, pyros go off at all corners of the ring, Eastman hops off the turnbuckle, and takes off his shirt, showing all the world his muscular body. He smiles arrogantly as he flexes his muscles to the camera, his back turned to the ring of wrestlers.)
Jerry Walters:
What can you say about this man? He has done nothing, not a thing, he is Annihilation’s
wrestler but fights here for his contract because the company have deemed
him a no more then a grade ‘A’ flop!
Tim May:
But he is muscular, how can a man with a physique like that be a flop? A fat
ass good for nothing like you or Plop maybe, but him, really?
Jerry Walters:
Let me remind you Tim, that this fat ass good for nothing beat you in that
ring a month or so back and Dan Douglas, so shut it!
(The camera focuses in on the entrance stage as The Chemical Brother’s “Galvanize” begins playing throughout the arena. The arena lights dim slightly as two large spotlights illuminate the entrance stage. The fans begin to cheer as the black curtain opens as Carmen Lopez makes her way out onto the stage. She looks out among the crowd briefly, then begins to make her way down the aisle with a look of determination on her face. She exchanges high-fives with some of the fans, before hopping up onto the ring apron and entering the ring between Michael and James, looking at both of them over and over again, her eyes flicking between them.)
Jerry Walters:
Carmen Lopez seems to be a little confused here and I don’t blame her.
We all saw a side to James Toreno we didn’t think we would see on that
date and she must be wondering if he is all that bad after all.
Tim May:
Oh just stop this melodramatic crap, I thought we had enough of this with
Flock and Teresa Hilton, I think I’m gonna throw up!
(Highway to hell hits the speakers and the fans turns to the entrance ramp to see Clay Walker step out in an annihilation t-shirt and looking ready for action, he just stares over the fans for a moment who don’t really know how to react to him and then walks down the ramp ignoring the fans, either that or the fans are ignoring him, he jumps up on the apron and enters the ring before joining the sea of wrestlers in the squared circle.)
Jerry Walters:
Clay Walker is yet another Annihilation flop fighting for his contract here
tonight, it is ashame when we see this kind of thing though because they are
bought in for the potential they possess and ULW has always been good at looking
for that in a wrestler and then you have men like this man who are to lazy
to do anything with it, real shame.
Tim May:
Baggage, not ashame Jerry, Baggage, ULW is the strongest company in the business
and to make us stronger we are getting rid of lazy fuckers, crap wrestlers
and arseholes and tonight is not the night you feel sorry for him, it’s
the night you sing them goodbye in the only way we know how.
Jerry Walters:
If you even burst one chord of a song out I am going to shove my microphone
in your mouth!
(Wild thing hits the speakers and the name Joe Johnson flashes on the triple screen causing the fans to stand on there feet and watch as from the back the new face of double J walks out, he looks enthusiastic enough as he taunts the fans from the top of the stage, he then runs down the entrance way and rolls in the ring before stepping in the centre of the ring and lifting his arms in the air in excitement of being there.)
Tim May:
Who the hell is this guy?
Jerry Walters:
…… Why are you looking at me? I don’t bloody know!
(The lights around the arena begin to fade while the final 15-20 seconds of "A Scarlet Witch Lit the Season" by Cradle of Filth play over. While the intro plays, some fading in-and-out shots of a dark, dreary forest, like out of a horror movie, show on the big screen. However, that only lasts as a lead in for "Thank God for the Suffering" by Cradle of Filth. Once that hits, a single spotlight shines down on the top of the ramp, which is soon filled by Dean Black. He walks down to the ring, with the only light being that of the spotlight. He hops up onto the apron and climbs into the ring, he joins Stacy and Romeo on one side of the ring looking across at Damage Inc.)
Jerry Walters:
Breeding formulas leader is now out here and you have to believe that Waylon
Spencer is desperately holding back his want to jump across that ring and
grab Dean now, the two men have no love for each other and I think it safe
to assume, they never will.
Tim May:
Waylon can hold back what he likes, but the Dark Majesty had his number last
week, he was out classed and Dean showed superior intelligence getting the
upper hand over the EWR rejects!
Jerry Walters:
Oh, I wouldn’t say that, I’d say he cowardly attacked them from
behind along with Romeo and then done a runner to escape a reply like that
which he got on FUF a few weeks ago when he was alongside Scorpion.
(Rumor by Lindsay Lohan begins to play over the sound system as the fans jump to there feet in excitement for the entrance of the ULW’s cutest lady, Robin Brooks, her highlight reel begins to play and she is seen from previous shows before finally the curtains open and a louder eruption beckons over her as she stands on the entrance ramp looking nervous but focused about what she has to do, she walks down the ramp taking in the motivational cheers of the people around her before sliding in the ring and standing with Dean and the Breeding Formula as they await the moment they are let loose on the Damage Inc trio that watches them opposite.)
Jerry Walters:
All of Breeding formula are out here now in this mass sea of wrestlers, there
is so many of them!
Tim May:
Yeah, and expect a lot of early eliminations, you cannot fit them all in there,
so people are going to just get packed out of the ring and that’s where
this match is going to be really unpredictable!
Jerry Walters:
Very true, but we are not finished yet, only a few more to come out though…Including
the two ULW legends who have promised to show the rookies of ULW some things
here tonight, Curtis Jack and Sean Johnson.
(Brackish by Kitte hits the speakers and the fans suddenly jump to there feet with boos as the words “Brat” appears on the triple screen along with the name of the woman who is due to come out, the woman who at Nuclear Warfare, if she makes it, fights for the women’s title. Suddenly the curtains are pushed aside and the young uncaring Stacy Raines suddenly appears with a grin on her face, she walks down the ramp shouting at many of the front row before jumping on the apron and entering the ring talking trash already to a number of the other females that stand before her.)
Jerry Walters:
The spoilt, stuck up, Stacy Raines, but on that same note, we cannot forget
the talent she has. In recent months she has remained at the top of the women’s
division and has proven to be a great asset to the company, even surpassing
her sister Rebecca to briefly become Women’s Champion.
Tim May:
That is hardly difficult is it! Stacy is young, she is talented, she has mass
potential, she will survive this and then my prediction is that at Nuclear
Warfare, she is going to destroy Teresa as much as our love our champion and
become the new leader of the women within ULW.
Jerry Walters:
It is possible, they have both beaten one another before and Teresa should
remember the Raines family well, her battles with Rebecca in DWA were of a
great standard and her fights with Stacy in ULW have been above and beyond
even that.
(I wanna be bad by Willa Ford suddenly hits the sound system and the fans are booing loudly as the highlight reel shows images of a female hitting some superb hardcore and high flying moves before her name then appears across the screen reading “Teresa Hilton”! The boos just get louder as the curtains pull aside to show the women’s champion standing alongside her boyfriend Phantom. The two of them look ready for action as they slowly make there way down the rampway just ignoring the jeers of the fans around them. They reach the ring and the two of them stand on the apron as Phantom sits on the ropes and allows Teresa to enter, she does and just walks to another set of ropes before lifting her women’s title in the air to the watching camera as Phantom steps in after her and points directly at Stacy Raines who just smiles sadistically.)
Jerry Walters:
The women’s champion is out here and I’d say she might even be
a favorite to win this, she is small, agile, quick, responsive and has a great
amount of determination
Tim May:
Stacy won’t make it easy for her though Jerry, she has all those things
as well not to mention her young enthusiasm to just keep going!
Jerry Walters:
Very true, the fans might not like either of them, but the fair will tell
you that both these women have an amazing amount of talent, just amazing.
(Suddenly Sean Johnson’s music plays as the lights turn to a fading blue, his Titantron video shows up along with pyro exploding in a pattern all around the Titantron... He makes his way out to the stage as the faded blue lights change to silver, he stands there looking proud to all his fans as 2 huge flames one on each side of him ignite. The fans can feel the heat and the glow of the flames hits the faces of those near the stage and some towards the ring. The lights suddenly go back to their original state, and the ramp lights turn to Red, White, and Blue, as he then proceeds down to the ring heading down the ramp clapping his hands against those of the fans, taking in the feeling of ULW all over again, he then rolls in the ring and gets to his feet before pointing to his chest with both thumbs and smiling as he talks himself up to the fans who just cheer louder and louder for the ULW veteran.)
Jerry Walters:
Sean Johnson has had the highs and lows in ULW, he has been an intercontinental
champion, he has been a contender for the world title, he has had it all,
but he also lost his job twice in the company, he has suffered injuries, he
has been beaten in matches he should have easily have won and now that brings
us here, a chance for him to show he is back to really make a mark and not
just talk about it anymore.
Tim May:
Hype, that’s the one word I can use to describe this man, he is all
hype, he has cheers from the fans, he has love from the people, but he has
fuck all in the ring and I would bet money that he will be in the first 10
eliminations tonight!
Jerry Walters:
A very bold assumption by Tim there, Sean Johnson has always been known as
a one or the other kind of man, he doesn’t have an average week, either
he is amazing at what he does, or he will flop. But with him out here, that
leaves us one last man…
(As the music hits the PA, the lights dim. A gold spotlight shines over the entrance way. Curtis Jack comes from the back to a HUGE reception from the fans before he walks down the run way with the spotlight following his every step. Curtis ignores the fans and looks straight ahead to the ring with a determined and aggressive look upon his face. He rolls in through the bottom ropes and begins to shadow box as the bell sounds to get the match underway, but as the masses of wrestlers or try to move and gain some space, none seem ready to make the first move, probably worried of a mass bundle.)
Jerry Walters:
Curtis Jack…is BACK!
Tim May:
….Part of me was so hoping he would no show this, bastard!
Jerry Walters:
The hall of famer is back in the building and this match is underway, but
who is going to make the first move?
(The wrestlers are all still questioning whether to go for it, but suddenly
to a lot of cheers from the fans simply for his charisma, not cause anyone
actually likes him James Toreno steps forward and holds his arms out to his
side his hands up in defense asking everyone to back off for a moment, he
then points to himself and to the laughter of the fans begins preaching that
he is the son of god and all should bow before him, the fans are just laughing
at this loudly but before he can finish his sentence Steve Smith flies out
of nowhere and takes Toreno down to the mat with a huge big boot, this leads
to the fans going mad as the entire ring beings to jump on one another, the
bundles are in every corner, against every set of ropes and the fans are just
going crazy for this action!!!
In the middle of the ring Steve Smith is fighting off Clay Walker with right
hands as Kyzer stomps away on Toreno while he is down before dropping to his
knees and physically throttling his opponent into James is blue in the face.
Suddenly across the ring the fans are standing up as Ricki Eastman is slowly
lifted over the ropes by Romeo Damascus and Dean Black, he can’t hold
on and the Breeding Formula duo throw the man over the ropes and to the outside
of the ring making him the number one elimination and the first man to lose
his ULW job! Eastman is in shock as the fans cheer loudly for what they have
just seen, suddenly though Joe Johnson inside the ring charges at Romeo, but
he ducks it and lifts Joe with a back body drop and Johnson flies over the
ropes and right onto Eastman on the outside causing the fans to cheer even
more!)
Jerry Walters:
OH MY! Joe Johnson and Ricki Eastman have both been eliminated by Romeo Damascus
and Breeding Formula and we already know two of those who have now lost there
job!
Tim May:
Yeah and one of them was an Annihilation man! HA! Classic!
Jerry Walters:
Indeed it was, but there are plenty upon plenty of people left in that ring
and it is still chaos trying to see everything that is going on.
(Inside the ring Stacy Raines has Paris in the corner and just chops her
across the chest and then again before grabbing her leg and trying to lift
her over the ropes, but Paris holds on firmly and does everything she can
to stay in the ring, before Stacy can finish the job though Teresa Hilton
appears from nowhere and slams a forearm into the back of Raines knocking
her to one knee allowing Teresa to begin stomping viciously on Stacy who falls
back against the turnbuckle pads as the boots of Teresa aim in on her chest
and stomach. Paris meanwhile just walks away from the fighting along the width
of the rope, keeping the top rope in her hand, but as she turns Robin is there
and charges toward her with a clothesline, but Paris ducks it and just slams
a right hand into the jaw of Robin knocking her back against the ropes. Paris
wastes no time and just grabs the legs of Robin trying to get her over the
ropes and out of the ring, but Robin is fighting and won’t let herself
fall over the top!
Suddenly from behind Stacy Jones appears from nowhere and dropkicks the back
of Paris’s knee knocking her to the mat and causing her to let go off
Robin who falls feet first back to the mat and just steps away a little shell
shocked at how close she was to falling out of the ring and to the mats below.
Stacy Jones just grabs Paris by the head and lifts her back to her feet before
holding her against the ropes and taking her arm before throwing her across
the ring into the ropes opposite Paris comes back off them but to Stacy’s
surprise is prepared and spears SJ straight down to the ring canvas before
getting to her knees and then smiling at Stacy as she stands back up. She
then mockingly kicks Stacy in the head before flicking her hair back arrogantly
but to the eruption of the fans Robin suddenly appears angrily from behind
Paris and grabs her by the hair before running her at the ropes and throwing
her over the top and to the outside of the squared circle!)
Jerry Walters:
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! ROBIN JUST ELIMINATED PARIS AND PARIS IS GONE, SHE IS
OUT OF ULW!
Tim May:
NO!!! Paris is sexy, rich, posh and…And…Sexy! Damn it!! WHYYYYYY!?!
Jerry Walters:
Shocking stuff already and Robin has just got rid of the bully from her life
once and for all and Paris is in shock, she is going to need a complete makeover
to get over this one I tell ya!
(The fans are going wild at what they have just seen as Robin just turns back toward Stacy but before she can help her new friend Phantom grabs her by the throat as the fans boo loudly and lifts her high in the air with one hand, Robin just tries to kick her way out of it, but Phantom chokeslams her down to the canvas, Stacy stands up as well and turns right into the waiting hand of Phantom who just lifts her also and drops her with another chokeslam! The fans are booing loudly, but the noise suddenly changes as Phantom grabs the dazed Clay Walker and lifts him high up in the air before turning to the ropes and then to huge cheers drops the Annihilation man over the top rope and to the safety mats on the outside of the ring with a huge chokeslam to the outside of the ring!!!!)
Jerry Walters:
Clay Walker is gone and that’s another Annihilation name gone from the
mix!
Tim May:
What did I tell you? They cannot handle the FUF heat Jerry!
Jerry Walters:
That’s the way it seems, but Dominique Le Fallen is still in there as
is Anathema.
(Phantom just looks like he is on a rush as he roars a shout of dominance from his body as he overlooks the fallen Clay Walker laid out on the outside, but as he stares at his conquest Steve Smith clotheslines him from behind knocking him to the mat before stomping him viciously while holding the top rope for leverage. Across the ring Waylon Spencer is slugging it out with Asher Dubois who is looking quite impressive at the moment as he knocks Waylon off his feet with a sharp right hand, he then ducks a clothesline attempt from Curtis Jack only to drop him with a text book dropkick, he stands back up and just sees Waylon leaning on the top rope shaking the cobwebs, he charges at him, but the Damage inc man sees it coming and suddenly falls to the mat pulling the top rope down as the fans scream in shock as Asher flies over the ropes and to the outside of the ring!!!)
Jerry Walters:
I knew it could happen! I knew it! Asher made a crucial mistake! I said he
would not make it!
Tim May:
I am in shock, well kind of, he is Annihilation after all Jerry, but nonetheless
I didn’t think he would actually lose his job!
Jerry Walters:
Well he has and Asher Dubois is now the 5th man out of this battle royal where
the eliminations are coming quickly and a packed out ring full of wrestlers!
(Michael Kyzer still has the upper hand on James Toreno as he pushes him
back lazily into the corner before hitting some big stomps to the midsection
before hitting a lovely European uppercut that stands Toreno right back up
to his vertical, Kyzer then just grabs the arm of James and throws him with
force across the ring toward the opposite corner but before Toreno makes it
to the turnbuckles Chaos appears from nowhere and clotheslines him to the
mat before continuing forward and spearing Michael Kyzer to the mat with force.
Across the ring Sean Johnson can be seen just standing in a corner silently,
to this point he still hasn’t moved from his position and is craftily
waiting to attack, suddenly from beside him the fans watch as the new girl
Stacy Jones flies at the ropes before springboarding off the middle rope and
coming back with an asai moonsault on a standing Chaos taking him to the mat
before grabbing his head and flying in some right hands that would shock the
biggest of men.
She then stands up and begins stomping on Chaos with fury but Waylon suddenly
turns her by the shoulder from behind with anger, however before he can do
a thing both Romeo and Dean Black charge him down with a double clothesline,
the Breeding Formula really allowing the numbers to do the work now.
Stacy just turns back to Chaos but as she does Liberty appears from nowhere
and runs at her, but Stacy sees it coming and sidesteps before grabbing Liberty
by the back of the head and using her own momentum to throw her over the top
rope and hard to the mats on the outside of the ring!
This allows Chaos to suddenly grab Stacy and turn her into a bear hug but
before he can hold her for a good period of time, Robin drops to her knees
behind Chaos and slams her forearm into his groin causing him to drop Stacy
and grab his crown jewels before falling to the mat.)
Jerry Walters:
Liberty is out now as well and Breeding Formula are doing well at playing
the numbers game, Brad Dickie is the only Damage Inc member not involved in
this due to him being tied up with Steve Smith across the ring, but Dean Black
and his team are not complaining, Chaos and Waylon are being attacked from
all angles at the moment.
Tim May:
Team work Jerry, the best means of victory and what you are seeing in that
ring right now is just brilliant team work!
Jerry Walters:
That cannot be denied, between the four of them, they really are doing a number
on the two Damage Inc members, I don’t think I have seen such bravery
in a gang like attack before! Idiot!
(The fans suddenly go mad with cheers as Killswitch knocks Phantom and Teresa
down with a huge double clothesline before speeding forward to finally get
his hands on Angelo by spearing him to the mat and slamming in vicious right
hands over and over again, Angel is just a few feet away with Sarah in the
corner and is slamming some sharp right hands into her jaw before standing
on the middle rope and hitting some even more powerful right hands, she then
jumps down as Killswitch stands back up and throws Sarah at Killswitch who
just falls quickly to the mat dropping her with a sharp drop toe hold that
has he grabbing her face with her hand, but before they can do anymore a furious
Gerard Angelo who is still scarred from his burns just lets fly with some
huge, huge right hands that snap the jaw of Killswitch back, Angel grabs him,
but Gerard knocks her arm away and then lifts her in a front grapple before
dropping her with a spinebuster, he stands back up and talks trash to her
angrily but turns right into a big boot from Killswitch that knocks Angelo
to the mat hard bouncing him off the canvas with such impact that Gerard sits
right back up in a daze before using the ropes to pull himself back to his
feet.
Killswitch just helps Angel back to all fours before seeing the TV Champion
on his feet, he then charges at him but Gerard just ducks down and lifts Killswitch
over his head and over the ropes to the outside of the ring to a huge eruption
of boos from the fans around the arena. He just laughs at Killswitch from
inside the ring but Angel suddenly grabs him from behind but just doesn’t
have the power to throw him over completely, Gerard holds the ropes fighting
for his life to stay in this match, but suddenly Sarah Punche runs behind
Angel and using her own desperation to get Gerard out throws her over the
ropes right at the feet of her husband as the boos ring out even more.
Gerard just falls back in the ring as Sarah takes a step away from the ropes,
neither of the flock members are pleased as the referees force them away from
the ring, Gerard just smiles and waves them goodbye before turning to his
girlfriend to thank her, BUT SARAH JUST CLOTHESLINES GERARD OVER THE ROPES!!!)
Jerry Walters:
OH MY GOD!!!! SARAH JUST ELIMINATED HER OWN BOYFRIEND, OUR TV CHAMPION JUST
LOST HIS JOB!
Tim May:
WHAT? NO! WHY? I’m confused…Why would she do that?
(The fans are buzzing as Sarah just stares at the shocked Gerard Angelo with
a smirk going from ear to ear, the TV Champion cannot believe it as he is
no longer going to be contracted with the ULW. The fans are in a mix of boos
and cheers now for what just happened but before they can calm down Michael
Kyzer lifts Toreno in the middle of the ring for a suplex and drops him down
with a big Vertical drop, he stands back up and points to Carmen to grab James
Toreno, she nods and slowly lifts him by the head till he is up on his knees,
but suddenly to the shock of everyone she clotheslines Michael Kyzer off his
feet and to the canvas!!! She just smiles as Michael holds his head from where
it bounced off the canvas, James Toreno just stands up and looks shocked before
smiling at Carmen who smiles back at him, the fans are unsure how to take
this as Carmen suddenly walks into the open arms of James Toreno and kisses
him right in the middle of the battle royal, this causes a huge amount of
cheers from the sold out Madison Square Garden crowd.
Slowly Carmen pulls away and just looks smitten with James but before she
can enjoy the moment anymore Toreno suddenly grabs her by the hair to the
screams of the fans and smiles in her face which is now confused and scared
before using his free hand to wave the middle finger in her face, as he says
the words “Fuck you” suddenly he just turns to the ropes and with
all his power throws Carmen over the ropes and to the outside of the ring
with a huge drop to the mats that has the fans booing loudly at him for what
he just done. But Toreno just drops to one knee and smiles at Carmen who rolls
around on the outside hurt mentally and physically by what just happened.)
Jerry Walters:
DAMN IT! DAMN THAT TORENO!! It was all a plan, the date, the gentleman manner,
it was all a trick for her to lower her guard!! And Carmen was the 10th elimination,
she has lost her job because she thought that son of a bitch actually liked
her! Bastard! Bastard!
Tim May:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was classic! What a stupid cow, did she think he was
serious in the date? She just got owned big time!
Jerry Walters:
How the hell can you find it funny? A woman’s career was just thrown
out of the window because a sick, self absorbed son of a bitch couldn’t
take the fact that she originally rejected him!