The Wait begins…

Rayne Phoenix is pacing up and down the car park area his hand stroking stressfully but gently though his hair as he awaits the second general manager, with him is Adam Rogers, one of his staff members, neither of the men look comfortable and not to mention the fact Rayne is dressed as a Cardinal while Adam is dressed in a catholic uniform far to small for him.

Rayne:
Any guesses who it is?

Adam:
Not a clue!

Rayne:
Makes two of us, it can’t get much worse then Bob though? Right?

Adam just lifts and eyebrow and stares mockingly at Rayne who just sighs and shakes his head before continuing to pace, worried what might happen on this night when the final General Manager is to be decided, suddenly to the swift turn of Rayne, the squeal of car tires is heard making it’s way into the arena area, a large black limousine makes its way along the car parks laid out design and finally stops right in front of Rayne and Adam who stand side by side for a minute. Suddenly the driver steps out and Rayne just pushes Adam back to try and get him out of the way so the GM see him first, but Adam is reluctant to move and Rayne grab his hand to throw him aside, but it doesn’t work and the fans boos are also lined with laughter as Rayne and Adam just stare at the new General Manager of FUF, Jason Seagreen!!! He just looks at the two men holding hands, noticing this, Rayne quickly throws Adam’s hand away from his own and just looks nervously back at Jason

Jason:
Lad, this is a fancy dress, please remember to fondle catholic kids in your own time ok, not mine! Not like we can afford Michael Jackson’s lawyer, the prices he charges now! Now get out of my way!!

(Jason just shoves past Rayne and walks toward the double doors heading into the lobby area of the arena before suddenly stopping and staring back at Rayne and Adam.)

Jason:
Also…That’s just sick, you know that right?

(He shakes his head in disgust and just walks through the doors into the locker rooms of what was soon to be a shocked locker room as he passed them room by room, Rayne just watched him leave before angrily clouting Adam across the back of the head and then walking off himself as the fans just cheered loudly.)

FUF, Is now COMING!!!!!!

(The new FUF sound of “Heavens a Lie” by Lacuna Coil hits the screens of those watching at him and on the triple screen for the fans in the arena as the words of FUF suddenly get mechanically put together by metal arms that appear from out of shot, they suddenly explode to see Ash on the middle turnbuckle shouting trash to the fans in a fit of adrenalin as he slams his hands against his chests, before the scene cuts to show Teresa Hilton flying across the ring into her move, Demented to the boos of the fans as the victim, Stacy Raines rolls to the centre of the ring, Psycho is seen slamming a chair onto the head of Chapel before the scene ends with Scott Scorpion powerbombing a helpless woman in the middle of the ring)

Oh no,
Here it is again
I need to know
When i will fall in decay

(Chapel is seen on the entrance ramp in a white robe his face expressionless as Demona stands behind him with a sadistic smile, the scene then cuts to the angry face of Chaos backstage as he looks on at the leaving Scott Scorpion with disgust, the shot then changes again to Phantom dropping Ryan Styles with a big spinebuster before Gerard Angelo is seen in the ring with Sarah sitting on the turnbuckle behind him as Ash looks at the two with anger.)

Something wrong
With every plan of my life
I didn't really notice hat you've been here

(The scene then skips to show Paris smiling evilly at the innocent Robin before flicking her hair back and walking away, the shot then changes to Rayne Phoenix looking off into the distance not happy about one thing or another before once more it changes to that of Dean Black just dropping a cigarette to the floor and stepping on it with a smile.)

Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie

(The camera is seen panning around the ring quickly as Piddle and Plop enjoy there moment of glory in the ring as the music seems to suddenly reach a pinnacle before exploding.)

Set me free
Your heaven's a lie
Set me free with your love
Set me free

(With that an explosion of music burst out over the footage that changes to that of Johnny Kingdom the world champion dropping Plop with the exodus finale before Waylon Spencer is seen hitting his finisher on Hulk Hogan just last week, the footage continues showing Gerard slamming Ash across the back with Sarah Punche’s scepter smashing it into bits before the scene cuts to Dean Black spearing Phantom through a sheet of glass shattering it between them, the scene then cuts back earlier in the match to see them slam shovels over the head of one another before finally the shots end with the FUF words exploding in front of the screen again.)

Oh no,
Here it is again
I need to know
Why did i choose to betray you

(The music calms once more and Stacy Raines is seen standing behind her sister as the two of them look at the ramp angrily about something before Liberty is seen flying off the top rope with a text book missile dropkick then seen then cuts to Angela hitting the former FUF star Vivian Fox with a perfect Hurricanrana before Angel drops Lady Lust with a neckbreaker, the words Flock 4:20 then flash over the screen as the group are seen returning to FUF last week.)

Something wrong
With all plans of my life
I didn't realize that you've been here

(the shot shows the group Lacuna Coil in a trash deserted area singing the part of the song before skipping to the images of Sarah Punche with her arms out to her side and a smile on her face while Paris is seen posing for the camera for her match animation, her lips pouting as she flicks her back behind her head with a smile, the shot then skips to Hurse smiling backstage with Michelle Blacker before the shot goes back to the Lacuna Coil band, the lead singers eyes closed as she prepares to explode once more.)

Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie

(She steps back away from the camera leaning the microphone toward her as she sensually takes in the words she is singing, in the corner of the screen the ghostly images of different moments over the history of ULW’s flagship show are seen.)

Set me free
Your heavens a lie
Set me free with your love
Set me free

(Suddenly her eyes open and she bursts forward as the music explodes once again causing the words FUF to appear once more before the images of Ash and Daemon going through tables stacked high are seen, the shot then changes to Johnny Kingdom hitting the exodus finale through the roof of the glass chamber, the shot then changes to Chapel hitting the crucifer on Psycho before cutting to Hurse holding in the Legend Lock with all his might, his face shouting in desperation, suddenly the music cuts leaving the line “set me free” to give the perfect ending to the opening credits as Kingdom stands tall on the turnbuckles, the World Heavyweight Championship hanging from his arm as the music finally comes to an end.)


FUF LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NEW YORK CITY, 26/6/2005!


(The sound of Heavens a lie hits the speakers again as the cameras burst into the arena that jumps to its feet as the sound of the music and a burst of pyrotechnics followed by more bursts as fireworks light the sky, the sold out Madison Square Garden is excited and on there tiptoes for the start of another week of FUF, the cameras just focus around the fans with there signs, the general feel being the excitement as Nuclear Warfare is just 2 weeks away, the last ever FUF show only next week, suddenly though the voice of Jerry Walters is heard over the images of the fans.)

Jerry Walters:
Ladies and gentleman, WELCOME to FUF, only one more week to go after this show and Nuclear Warfare will be on your screens, on your televisions and my god, what a show that’s going to be!

Tim May:
You’re not kidding, finally, after 6 months of waiting, the ULW FUF group is going to see Johnny Kingdom, LOSE His world heavyweight title and we can all be safe in the knowledge that the hands of one of gods minions will be the person holding it!

Jerry Walters:
God’s minions? Hardly Tim! But nonetheless, Kingdom has maybe the biggest challenge of his life and to stand here and say he will win would be no more then an assumption, many believe the confrontation will be a classic, close affair and you have to give credit where credit is due…Both the men in that match have earned there way to the top of the card!

Tim May:
No doubt, but ill tell you who else are earning there way, Damage Inc Jerry, they destroyed Black and Scorpion last week, so much so that Scott Scorpion has been crippled and will not be able to compete for us again, so I have to ask, what is Dean Black going to do now? He can’t possibly fight them alone, look what happened last week!

Jerry Walters:
Very true, Dean Black is really in a situation now and his only hope really will be to find himself a partner by Nuclear Warfare, or be in serious jeopardy of a long term injury, Damage Inc, as we know, are very capable of handing that out!

(Suddenly “Everyday” by Bon Jovi blasts over the sound system to a huge mixed reaction from the fans who see the face of a historical man on the triple screen, the sadistic smile being that of the one and only Jason Seagreen who steps out from behind the curtains to another wave of that mixed reaction from the fans, many booing him for the way he was on FUF and Annihilation in the past and many cheering him for his return to the ULW, he just looks over them all before just dusting his suit down and then slowly walking down the steel rampway looking at the front row with a grin, he is obviously thrilled to be back, the feeling of ULW live, like no other. He reaches the ring and jumps on the apron before entering the ring through the ropes and then taking a microphone from Kailey who then leaves the ring as Jason lets his music finish, he then just rises the mic and looks over the fans.)

Jason:
I never in my life thought I would say this, but it’s actually good to be out in front of all of you tonight!

(A huge cheer floods the arena as Jason just nods in agreement with them before carrying on.)

Jason:
So here we are, Jason Seagreen is back in the ULW, back on FUF and back on the show where his career started, but what do I intend to do to make the FUF show next week, interesting, what do I intend to do to make the extra show more appealing to the fans, while giving FUF a send off to be remembered…Well how about this, ONE MATCH, one fight, A battle Royal with the entire ULW FUF Brand excluding only two people, Johnny Kingdom and Chapel!

(A cheer goes up from the fans but Jason lifts his free hand up to them, telling them there is more.)

Jason:
Oh wait, wait, I am not finished yet, you see, we need a motive for this battle royal, a reason and what I am going to do right now, is make this interesting…Next week, the battle royal will have an added stipulation, A number to be decided on next weeks show will not want to be eliminated first, because once they are, THEY WILL BE FIRED!!

(Shock hits the fans and the commentary team, Jason just grins and looks smugly at the faces of the people around him.)

Jason:
Lets get something straight, FUF has baggage, it has names and faces that don’t deserve there place in the group, so next week, before we start our Monday Show, I’m going to make sure we are freed of those who do not ‘cut it’…But wait, there is more, you see, at ULW Nuclear Warfare, you have all heard of the Asylum Match, well, I am now going to explain to all of you, Ash, Hurse and Psycho just what they are getting into.

(He leans on the ropes and looks up the ramp at the curtained off area.)

Jason:
At Nuclear Warfare, all three men will be in the ring, around the ring we will surround them with jail bars going as high as 20ft in the air, we will then seal them in with a prison bar roof, hanging from this roof will be white bags, in some of these bags you will have weapons and surprises, but in one of them…You will have the ultimate ticket, the contract to the world title match against Johnny Kingdom after Nuclear Warfare!!! Good Luck gentleman, now let’s get this show on the road!

(With that he throws the mic to the ground as Everyday by Bon Jovi hits the speakers again to a loud cheer from the fans, he climbs from the ring and slowly begins to head to the back as the scene fades to the backstage area.)


Backstage


(A young girl can be seen looking around the hallways of the backstage area, she seems to be a little bit lost and unsure of where to go, suddenly she begins walking past the camera that turns to follow her, in her path Robin can be seen at the drinks table taking a long swig from a bottle of water and dressed as a school girl, her shirt tucked in itself showing her slim, toned belly and a short tartan skirt on that shows her legs right up to the top of the thigh!)

???:
Excuse me?

(Robin turns to the girl with a smile and swallows the water before answering)

Robin:
Hi, you ok?

???:
Yeah, thank. My name is Stacy Jones, I am new here, I start next week. Mr Seagreen sorted my contract last week, I just wondered where to go see Mr. Seagreen.

Robin:
Oh right, his office will be with Bob’s probably, that’s just down the hall, take a left, through the double doors and then on the left hand side.

Stacy:
Oh thank you so much!

(Robin just smiles as Stacy walks past her before suddenly Robin turns back to her looking quite intrigued.)

Robin:
So, you’re in the battle royal next week?

(Stacy stops at the sound of the voice and turns back to Robin with a smile and a relief that she has had such a warm welcome.)

Stacy:
Yeah, yeah, they said it would be a perfect way for me to get settled.

Robin:
Yeah, but it’ll be very hard, but hey, ill do you a deal, you watch my back in that ring, ill watch yours, my name is Robin Brooks, I’m pretty new here as well

(Robin extends her hand with a smile and the nerves suddenly disappear as the two women shake hands.)

Stacy:
So, what’s it like here?

Robin:
Personally, I have loved it, but you see some pretty bad things as well, they don’t do things by halves here, last week one guy was crippled after he was thrown from some staging, so, you need to really make sure you have people watching your back because it can get pretty out of hand at times.

Stacy:
Ill keep that in mind, thanks Robin. Look, hey, I have to go and find Mr. Seagreen, but maybe we can meet up later and chat or something.

Robin:
Yeah definitely! See ya!

(Stacy just waves at her before turning and leaving the area, Robin just has a smile on her face as well, but the expression suddenly disappears as a familiar voice beckons through the air into her ear from behind.)

Paris:
How cute…

(Robin turns and angrily looks at Paris who is swinging her hips from side to side an evil grin on her face as she swipes her hair back showing her school uniform the top of her chest teasingly showing beneath her underwear, a tie running down her front and a skirt equally as short as Robins, she just takes a lollipop teasingly from her mouth and continues)

Paris:
So you have a new little playmate is that it? Tell me Robin, why? Why do you assume anyone wants to be your friend? We are here to do a job, not put up with a pathetic little girl like you who thinks she can befriend the world and be the sweet Mrs. Innocent!

Robin:
I’m not trying to be like that!

Paris:
Whatever you say…Maybe Sarah can take you shopping and you can discuss the loves you have for pink fluffy objects, maybe you can tell each other how great you both are, because it seems obvious to me that this new girl has about as much of a clue as you do…I’m going to enjoy making you look stupid Robin Brooks!

(Paris just smiles widely before heading past Robin and toward the locker room area, the camera just turns back to Robin though who watches Paris leave with an angry gaze as the scene fades to black.)


Also Backstage


Backstage is where we are again, in the concession area, to be exact. Here, is the most likely place to find FUF’s new General Manager, Bob. He’s being a good General Manager, interacting with the people, and introducing them to the wrestlers who happen to be passing by… Right now, Bob is talking to a busty blonde, drooling and oogling however is not Bob’s style; but it is Ron’s. Mr. Narrator is trying to hold Ron back, as Bob talks to this woman

Bob: Mnooses have many, many shapes and sizes to choose from, you know; just like you! But the real question is: how do you do it?

The woman looks a little confused

Woman: Do what?

Bob giggles.

Bob: Well, get all the boofs in the same room as you.

Mr. Narrator speaks up

Mr. Narrator: He wants to know how you stay so beautiful… I guess he wants to try it.

Woman: Oh, little ol’ me? There’s no secre…

Suddenly, Sarah Punche and Gerard walk by, Bob stops them. Eyeing both of them up and down

Bob: Well, what kind of Mnooses did you two bring to the table?

Gerard and Sarah look at Bob with blank faces. Mr. Narrator lets go of Ron, finally, as Ron starts to snort like a pig, and bombards the concession stand. Mr. Narrator laughs, and intervenes.

Mr. Narrator: He wants to know what you two think of this concession stand.

Gerard looks at Bob, then Mr. Narrator, before smiling slightly

Gerard: Well, dude; it’s… Uh, it’s good.

Bob gasps.

Bob: BOOFS ARE BETTER THAN GOOD! SURELY YOU MUST KNOW THAT! EVEN THIS LADY RIGHT HERE KNOWS THAT! SAY HELLO LADY!

Woman: Hello, lady?

Bob giggles

Bob: Ladies are so funny!

Bob picks up the woman, and sets her in front of Gerard and Sarah

Bob: One Mnoose plus two Mnoose equals three Mnoose!

They all stare blankly at each other for a moment.

Mr. Narrator: Bob’s introducing you… It would be polite to shake hands now.

Gerard shakes his head, as Sarah laughs, and they both shake the woman’s hand; then Gerard and Sarah go walking off down the hallway

Bob: DON’T MAKE TOO MANY BABIES! RON THE MIDWIFE IS…..

Ron pops up out of nowhere, and starts playing the banjo. Bob starts to dance

Bob: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Bob grabs the lady, and starts to dance with her, as the scene fades.


Dean Black Vs Plop


Jerry Walters:
Could you make anything from what we just saw back there?

Tim May:
No, can we ever make anything that comes from Bob’s mouth? Anyway, I was more distracted by the new girl, wow, wow, wow, we have another hot girl in the ranks!

Jerry Walters:
You are not wrong Tim, it’s nice to see a new face in the group and I cannot wait to see what abilities she has to offer the federation!

Tim May:
Do I care what she does in the ring? Honestly? No! She is hot and if she is scantly clad, then all the better for me!

Jerry Walters:
When will you grow up Tim, when?

(Suddenly ‘Just Lose it’ by Eminem hits the speakers and the fans stand to there feet cheering loudly for the updated highlight reel of Piddle and Plop as the low carders of the federation walk out from the back pushing the curtains aside, Plop is attired for his match and looks confident after to successive wins, he points out at the fans who cheer him louder before walking down the ramp and then making it to the ring area, he climbs up on the apron and through the ropes before just standing in the middle of the ring, both his arms in the air as he takes in the positive response from the New York audience.)

Jerry Walters:
Plop is out here and is looking for another win in the ULW, he has been on a magnificent role as of late, beating Ryan Styles and wrestling legends Caleb Hart and Alexander Fayt, quite an amazing record really.

Tim May:
But it stops here Jerry, he has proven me wrong twice now and ill be damned if this fat lump will prove me wrong again!

Jerry Walters:
He could very well do that if Dean Black has not upped his game from the last couple of weeks, as you recall, he was decimated in the middle of the ring by Damage Inc last week and the week before was just about out fought by an unfit Phantom!

(The lights around the arena begin to fade while the final 15-20 seconds of "A Scarlet Witch Lit the Season" by Cradle of Filth play over the sound system. While the intro plays, some fading in-and-out shots of a dark, dreary forest, like out of a horror movie, show on the big screen. However, that only lasts as a lead in for "Thank God for the Suffering" by Cradle of Filth. Once that hits, a single spotlight shines down on the top of the ramp, which is soon filled by Dean Black to a wave of mixed reactions from the fans. He walks down to the ring, with the only light being that of the spotlight. He hops up onto the apron and climbs into the ring. Once he strikes his pose, the spotlight shorts out, for what seems like 5-10 seconds.)

Jerry Walters:
And out go the lights and here we go, Dean Black has something to prove here, he has critics to silent and he has a company to impress!

Tim May:
If he cannot beat Plop, then I’m sorry, but I have no sympathy for the man!

Jerry Walters:
That’s not very nice Tim, to Dean or Plop! The big man has really come along these last couple of weeks, he has tried hard, give him some credit will you

Tim May:
When hell freezes over Jerry, when hell freezes over!

(Suddenly the lights come back on and already Dean Black is on Plop slamming right hands viciously into his head, he has been attacking him in the dark obviously and Plop is completely knocked off balance by this as Dean continues to throw some right hands in, fast, he then takes Plop by the arm and attempts to throw him across the ring, but Plop reverses and throws Dean into the opposite corner before charging in after him but Dean just lifts his boot and catches Plop right in the jaw knocking the big 480 pound man backwards into a stumble, suddenly Dean just runs out and with a big boot smashes Plop in the face knocking the big man to the mat holding his head in pain as Piddle just frowns at the decimation Dean is giving Plop so far in this match.
He just turns to the big man and grabs him by the head and lifts Plop back to his feet before knocking him back into the corner again with a European uppercut, he then hits some sharp right hands before grabbing the top rope and lifting his boot right into the throat of Plop, the official instantly begins a count and gets to four before Dean lets go and steps back as the official demands he keeps to the rules.
He just nods in agreement and then blatantly grabs the top rope for leverage again before hitting the same choke waiting for the official to get to another four count before letting his foot back down, he ignores the official this time and instead leads a choking Plop onto the ropes before attempting to throw him across the ring but Plop uses his weight and throws Dean Black instead, Dean hits the ropes opposite with pace and ducks a clumsy clothesline by Plop as he comes back before hitting the original set of ropes, Plop turns to meet him but Dean is on him and hits him with a clothesline, but Plop manages to stay on his feet with a swing of his arms.
Dean just runs off another set of ropes and hits a second big clothesline that still doesn’t take Plop down, he then runs at a third set of ropes before coming back at the big man to hit another clothesline, but as he does Plop suddenly lunges out and grabs him around the waist before hitting a quick belly to belly that has the fans on there feet cheering.)

Jerry Walters:
OH! Big move by Plop and this is his chance to get back in the match now!

Tim May:
Damn it Dean, it was all going so well!

Jerry Walters:
Plop needs to stay on Black now, he needs to keep the aggression going and really needs to give Dean no time to rest!

(Plop just gets back to his feet with a deep breath of tiredness, he sees Dean on all fours and suddenly with a big impact he drops a leg across the back of Dean’s head flattening the man to the ground before getting back up to his feet and turning Dean onto his back, he then looks at the cheering fans with a look of excitement before he screams PLOOOOPPPP!!!! He runs off the far ropes, or jogs in the case of most of us before coming back toward Dean and then jumping in the air as if going for a splash, but Dean Black just rolls right under the ropes and to the outside of the ring causing Plop to land stomach first on the mat winding himself!
Dean just rolls back in the ring to this and just stands back on his feet before signaling for his finisher as well, Plop has no idea and slowly stands to his feet in a daze he stumbles around to face Dean before the Dark Majesty grabs him by the throat and attempts Ruination, but Plop is to heavy and he can’t get him off the ground, Plop suddenly breaks the grapple and just grabs Dean by the head before hitting a powerful headbutt that knocks Black right to the mat while causing Plop to stumble backwards.)

Jerry Walters:
I am surprised at Dean’s attempt at the Ruination, he should be aiming to beat Plop with simple moves, but he went for something not even the biggest of men could do!

Tim May:
He is showing off Jerry, he has had a bad couple of weeks in the ULW and he is trying to get his name out there by doing something mad!

Jerry Walters:
Quite possibly, it would make sense but has no logical purpose, Dean could have just hit a powerful move from the ground and gone for the cover.

(Plop just shakes the cobwebs in his head as Dean slowly gets back up holding his head, the blow still hurting him, he reaches one knee and just shakes the dizziness from his body before looking up to see Plop suddenly run at him, but before he can do anything Dean just lunges forward and grabs Plop using his own momentum to get him off the ground VOID SPINEBUSTER!!!! He hits his trademark twisting spinebuster shaking the rings foundations before clambering across him and hooking one of the mans tree trunk legs,
1…
2…
3…
Dean Black wins his first ULW match!
He rolls off Plop and right out of the ring before the official joins him on the ramp lifting his arm in victory, meanwhile he just turns and head back up the ramp toward the backstage area as the scene heads somewhere else in the arena.)


Backstage


Bob is sitting in his office, playing peekaboo with a statue. Mr. Narrator and Ron look on. Ron is tuning his banjo, because he never knows when he has to change it, and Mr. Narrator is scratching his rear, because he’s not aware of the presence of a camera. The door bursts open, all three men look towards the door, only to have Hurse walk through the door. He looks mad, carrying his wrestling bag

Hurse: Bob, there is no way in hell I’m wearing this!

Bob giggles.

Bob: Because the Mnooses are in the dairy section?

Mr. Narrator: Not man enough for it?

Hurse: No, I’m too man for it Bob, and I STRONGLY suggest you reconsider.

Bob looks around, a little frightened

Bob: HE’S GONNA BEAT BOB UP! HE’S GOING TO TRY TO BEAT BOB UP! CAMELS IN YOUR BUM!

Mr. Narrator: What are you going to do about it, Hurse. Bob’s say is last.

Hurse walks up to Mr. Narrator, the Mexican midget in a fish costume, and towers over him.

Hurse: Hammy…

Quicker than lightning, Bob jumps over his desk, and delivers a giant bitch slap to Hurse.

Bob: “MAY THE BUMS OF A THOUSAND RONS TAKE YOUR FIRST BORN! NOBODY CALLS HAMMY, HAMMY UNLESS THEY ARE INVOKED WITH THE SPECIAL HAM RIGHTS OF THE MNOOSEVILLE CHARTER 3RD ACT OF THE FOURTEENTH CHAPTER!”

Hurse quickly grabs a baby wipe from a pocket in his chemical safety uniform and wipes his face down before looking angrily at Bob

Mr. Narrator: He doesn’t want you to call me Hammy. Call me…

The lights start to flash, as a pipe organ begins to play

Mr. Narrator: MR. NARRATOR!

Hurse looks over, and sees Bob flicking on and off the lights while playing a little keyboard.

Hurse: I won’t stand for this… I won’t do it!

Bob just stares at Hurse with a smile

Bob: Well then, Mr. Bum Cheek… If you can’t stand the Mnooses in the Dairy section, maybe you can’t stand up against Bum Smell.

Hurse: Huh?

Mr. Narrator: He said, Hurse; if you can’t wear that, maybe you aren’t fit to beat Mr. Kindgom, and that means maybe a small vacation could do you good.

Hurse: You can’t do this!

Bob giggles

Bob: BOB DIDN’T DO IT! THE MNOOSES DID! AND WHAT THEY SAY, GOES! Like the old saying; Pick the Mnoose of your bum, and you shall be a nice, but pick the Mnoose of your nose, and you shall be a mean

Mr. Narrator: Umm… The Mnooses have chosen you to wear that, so it shall be… SO SAID THE SEXIEST, MOST TALENTED, AND SMALLEST BUMMED MAN OF ANYONE IN THE ROOM!

Ron starts to play his banjo.

Mr. Narrator: Not now! I’m on a roll here

Hurse storms out of the room

Mr. Narrator: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS WRECK MY MOMENT!

Mr. Narrator starts to cry, and storms out of the room as well. The scene fades.


Also Backstage


(The scene cuts backstage and the locker room is in pitch black. I cinder flicks into view followed by another. Suddenly an orange flame emerges to the right of the screen. A trash can sits in view. The flames is thrown into the trash can and the flames burst out. The camera zooms out to see Psycho standing next to it rubbing his hands together devilishly.)

Psycho: The flames burn brighter inside of me. The burning hatred for the likes of Chapel.

(Psycho bends over and picks up a poster with a picture of Chapel on it. He dangles it over the fire.)

Psycho: Men like Chapel are lucky to push me to the side. He has dodged a bullet. All because of Rayne’s decision and Sheryl’s decision to eject me from the World Title picture. Chapel deserves to burn!

(Psycho drops the poster of Chapel into the fire. It burns a slight bit brighter. Psycho looks on in anger and intensity.)

Psycho: The hatred inside of me burns for people like Hurse!

(Psycho unwraps a t-shirt from around his waist and holds it up to the camera. It is a Creative Control t-shirt. One that belongs to Hurse. He continues to dangle it in front of the camera and over the fire.)

Psycho: Just like Hurse. It deserves to burn. And Hurse Shall Burn!

(Psycho throws the shirt into the fire and the fire gets thicker and brighter. Psycho still looks on in rage and malice.)

Psycho: And last but not least. The hatred inside of my body burns for your FUF World Champion Johnny Kingdom!

(Psycho turns around and picks up a black gym bag. He unzips it and pulls out a duplicate of The World Heavyweight Championship. He smiles a twisted smirk and throws it in the air and proceeds to dangle it above the burning fire.)

Psycho: Do you see Kingdom! I have your title above my head once again. But It means nothing to me at this moment in time. It is just a object to prove a point. This Championship represents you Johnny. This Championship Is You! And Like Chapel and Hurse. You will burn!

(Psycho just stares into the fire the flames reflecting of his eyes as his laugh becomes loud and hysteric, he throws the duplicate title in the fire and the belt burns before the lens of the camera as Psycho just continues to stare.)


Nuns Bra and Panties Match
Sarah Punche Vs Carmen Lopez


Jerry Walters:
I have to wonder what costume Hurse has been given, if his luck currently is anything to go by, it should be quite an amusing match later!

Tim May:
Probably, but lets get our priorities right for god sake Jerry, NEXT IS THE NUNS BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!!

Jerry Walters:
Oh god, how did I know you were going to love this one!

Tim May:
Because like every male, I respect and admire the beautiful body of a women who is having a costume ripped off her in ULW action!

The camera focuses in on the entrance stage as The Chemical Brother's "Galvanize" begins playing throughout the arena. The arena lights dim slightly as two large spotlights illuminate the entrance stage. The fans begin to cheer as the black curtain opens as Carmen Lopez makes her way out onto the stage. She looks out among the crowd briefly, pointing at her Black and White Nun's outfit, and then begins to make her way down the aisle with a look of determination on her face. She exchanges high-fives with some of the fans, before rolling under the bottom ropes of the ring. She stands up and raises her arms for the fans.

Jerry:
And here comes a rather… interesting match tonight. A Nun's Bra and Panties Match.

Tim:
You don't have to say another word for the rest of this match. Just watch and enjoy the blasphemous sight.

Jerry:
You're not Catholic, though. What do you mean blasphemous?

Tim:
As long as these ladies go at it, I'm whatever I need to be.

The stars way up in the sky glitter on the ULW titantron as \"Emotions\" by Angel of Love begins to ripple throughout the arena. When the vocal starts, Miss Sarah Punche slowly comes out on stage not looking too happy. She looks down at the nun's outfit and shakes her head as she walks down the isle to the ring. When she gets to the ring the ref brings them both to the middle of the ring. As he explains the rules, in the neutral corner a pole is set up with a long yard ruler hanging from it. Sarah tries to argue with the ref, pointing to her dress and then to Carmen. Carmen smiles and begins to dance exotically in the dress to which Sarah just shakes her head. Carmen turns around and begins to dance, shaking her ass, which causes all the guys in the arena to cheer and whistle. Sarah puts her hands on her hips and just watches in disgust.

Jerry:
Sarah does not like this type of match at all. Maybe she thinks that she is beyond this.

Tim:
Miss Sarah is. But it doesn't mean we can't sit back and enjoy this.

As Carmen dances Sarah looks away in frustration. Carmen looks over her shoulder before kicking Sarah in the gut. She quickly turns around, locks her in a front face lock and drops back into a DDT. Carmen rolls to her feet and quickly goes to the corner where the yard ruler hangs down from. She climbs the ropes, but is having some difficulty in the dress. This gives Sarah some time to get o to her feet and meet Carmen at the ropes. She grabs her by the habit and pulls her to the mat with little difficulty, pulling the habit off of Carmen. Sarah throws the habit out of the ring before stepping up to Carmen and stomping her in the head. Carmen covers her head and rolls around to the ropes and try and pull herself up. Sarah just follows her and lets her get to her feet before kicking her in the gut, hooks on a gutwrench before pulling her up and back into a gutwrench suplex. Sarah slowly rolls to her feet and makes her way to the neutral corner and climbs up for the yardstick. Sarah gets the stick with very little fuss, and the fans go crazy.

Tim:
Here it comes. Miss Sarah got to the yard ruler quickly. This is like heaven.

Jerry:
You actually think you're going to make it there?

Tim:
With Miss Sarah, you bet your ass.

Carmen rolls to the ropes and grabs onto the bottom rope to pull herself up. As she does, Sarah comes behind her and smacks her on the behind with the yard ruler. Carmen's back straightens quickly as she grabs her ass. Sarah pulls Carmen's dress up to reveal her ass in a blue thong. She swings and spanks her again. The fans are now on their feet, flashing pictures and everything. Carmen crawls under the bottom rope trying to escape, but Sarah drops the stick and grabs Carmen's leg and pulls her back into the ring. Carmen uses her free leg and kicks Sarah in the head and knocks her off. Carmen is quick the scramble over to the yardstick and pick it up. As Sarah gets on all fours, Carmen returns the favor by pulling up the dress of Sarah to show a pink thong. The fan are cheering and on their feet again as Carmen spanks Sarah.

Tim:
Oh no. That perfect ass has been spanked.

Carmen slaps her ass again with the ruler to another cheer from the fans. Carmen walks behind Sarah with a smile on her face. She holds her arms out and poses to the cheering male fans. Sarah rolls forward, legs in tow, locking under the outstretched arms of Carmen and rolls her around into a pin combo. Instead of the pin, Sarah grabs the bottom of Carmen's dress and pulls it up. Sarah pulls back as Carmen tries to keep it on. Carmen's blue bra is seen by the cheering fans in the arena. Sarah continues to pull the black dress up, but Carmen won't let it go. Sarah lunges forward and grabs the bra and rips it off and opened. The shocked Carmen forgets about the dress and tries to cover herself. Sarah is easily able to pull the dress up and off of a now topless Carmen.

Jerry:
Oh my God!

Tim:
I have definitely gone to heaven. And we have this recording…. It's the gift that keeps giving.

Jerry:
I guess we can say that… Sarah outsmarted Carmen.

Tim:
That's MISS Sarah.

Sarah stands in the middle of the ring and raises her arms in victory for the cheering fans whom she gave an… extraordinary gift to. As she does this, from the back runs out Angel who slides into the ring behind Sarah. She grabs the sides of the nuns dress and proceeds to pull it off. She fights it, but is not able to fight for very long as he pulls her to the mat and pulls the dress off. Sarah rolls out of the ring in her pink underwear and runs to the back, turning to see Angel in the ring, holding up the dress and laughing, Punche just growls in anger as she attempts to hide her modesty from the wolf whistling crowd.


Backstage


(Dean Black just flicks the lighter in his hand closed before looking up at the roof as he waits for Michelle Blacker, the ULW reporter to begin her questioning beside him. Suddenly she is given the green for go and the stunning Michelle does what she is paid to do.)

Michelle:
Dean, earlier tonight we heard from the guys at commentary that Scott Scorpion was injured in action last week at the hands of Damage Inc, what do you have to say about the beating you and Scorpion got last week?

(Dean just smiles and takes a deep breath before talking.)

Dean:
Michelle, we did take a beating last week. We did take a battering and Scorpion got what was coming to him when he decided to be a coward and not even step in the ring against Damage Inc, why did we lose so badly? Because we were not a team, because we had no comprehension of what a team was. Scorpion was happy beating on young girls that he could destroy!

Michelle:
So what are you going to do now? You know you need a tag team partner, is there anyone you have in mind?

(Dean grins from ear to ear.)

Dean:
For now Michelle, Damage Inc need to remember just one thing, I am coming. Ill be at the PPV, ill be there partner or no partner and after I got the engine started this week, both of them together are not enough to stop me!

(Dean just turns and leaves the interview area as Michelle looks on with raised eyebrows shocked at the confidence in Dean Black after his win earlier in the show.)


Also Backstage


(Johnny Kingdom can be seen sitting in his locker room staring at an old picture of himself with Vivian Fox, the two of them are smiling and looking happy with one another once upon a time, he just huffs a small laugh before putting the picture back in his bag, as the camera shot focuses out he can be seen dressed as a Cardinal in robes and really looking the part. He stands up and walks across his dressing room to the world heavyweight championship that he has held for 6 months now, they are one now, the belt is apart of him. He holds it in front of his face and just looks at the gold before a voice turns his attention to the door.)

Ash:
Don’t expect to keep that for long Johnny…

Kingdom:
Did I say you could come in my dressing room? Go find something else to do with your time will ya!

(Ash dressed as a priest in all black with the white dog collar just laughs before looking at the photo of Kingdom and Vivian that sits on top of the champions bag.)

Ash:
Do you miss her?

Kingdom:
That’s none of your business.

Ash:
No, it’s not. But I’m still asking.

(Kingdom just walks over to the bag while throwing the title over his shoulder, he zips it up hiding the picture under the material lid.)

Kingdom:
Like I said, it’s none of your business.

Ash:
So be it, but lets be honest here ‘champ’. That title might be all you have left, it might be all you have in your life, but let me ask you this…While the motivation might be enough to beat men like Hurse, Chapel, Cortez, can you honestly be sure it’s enough to beat me? A man who thrives on the world title, the world title scene? Come Nuclear Warfare, you need to be able to answer that, because ill be walking out of that Asylum with the contract to a match with you for that world title.

Kingdom:
And when the day comes ill be ready and if the motivation that I have is not enough to beat you alone, then the determination and love I have for this company will make damn sure you never hold this belt, why? Because I’d not want to be the man who fell and allowed a Flock member to extinguish the value of such a top prize!

(Ash just grins again before looking at the title for a moment he then looks back at Kingdom with a more focused gaze.)

Ash:
We will see ‘champ’, but be prepared, because Nuclear Warfare, WILL be my time to rise!

(Ash just stares at the eyes of Kingdom one last time before turning and leaving the room as the champion just watches him leave before the scene goes back to the arena.)


Cain Match
Stacy Raines Vs Liberty


Jerry Walters: Now we’ve got Stacy Raines against Liberty in a Singapore Cane Match. This is looking to be one aggressive fight with tensions incredibly high.

Tim May: I can’t wait to see these chicks go at it. I’ve been waiting to see two girls get hardcore all night long!

Jerry Walters: It’s important to mention that if Stacy wins, she’ll be knocking Liberty out of the picture for the Women’s Title completely. If Liberty manages to overcome Stacy tonight, however, she’ll be back in the running for a title shot.

“Let’s Go” by Trick Daddy plays over speakers as Liberty begins to walk out during her highlight reel. Liberty begins walking down the aisle with a Singapore Cane in hand when a figure rushes up from behind Liberty and canes her over the head with a Singapore Cane shot. As Liberty falls down, Stacy is visible behind her as the assailant.

Jerry Walters: Stacy Raines bringing the fight to Liberty before this match even starts. She’s hit a mean streak ever since attacking her own sister last week and we’re seeing more aggression on her part right now. I’ve never seen a woman so angry!

Tim May: You can say that again! I haven’t seen a woman do such a vicious sneak attack since Tonya Harding!

Jerry Walters: Uh…sure…any examples relevant to the last ten years?

Liberty tries to get up only to have Stacy strike her viciously on her back. After Liberty hits the ground once more, Stacy begins to brutally cane Liberty’s back again and again while screaming like a wild beast at her victim. Stacy throws the cane aside and picks up Liberty. Stacy grabs hold of her rival and nails her with a powerful belly to belly suplex against the entrance way ramp. Pulling Liberty by her hair, Stacy grabs her Singapore Cane and begins dragging Liberty towards the ring. Stacy stops to pick up Liberty’s cane and hold it with her own. Finally dragging Liberty to the edge of the ring, Stacy begins to strike Liberty further with both canes, Liberty’s back red and sore with strike marks.

Tim May: The match hasn’t even officially started yet and these ladies are getting hardcore.

Jerry Walters: Looks more like Stacy is getting hardcore. Liberty doesn’t look capable of doing much of anything. Stacy is reaching under the ring and she’s pulling out a steel chain! That’s not legal!

Tim May: Match hasn’t started yet but if you feel that bad Jerry then go down there and tell her she’s being mean.

Stacy starts wrapping the chain around her right hand. She grabs Liberty by the hair with her left hand and pulls her head up. Stacy smiles a wicked smile before bashing her right fist into Liberty’s face. Stacy releases Liberty’s hair and unwraps the chain before pushing Liberty’s body into the ring. Stacy grabs both canes before sliding into the ring and standing over Liberty. Primed to finish off her opponent, Stacy raises up her canes as “Numb/Encore” hits and Teresa Hilton walks out to the stage and heads over to the broadcast table. Stacy’s face grows red with fury as she looks over at Teresa.

Jerry Walters: In a very odd turn of events, we’re being joined here by Teresa Hilton! What brings you out here in the middle of Stacy and Liberty’s match?

Teresa Hilton: I’m just out here to see exactly what my so-called competition has in store for me. I’m looking to see what exactly these ladies have to offer. They’ve been whining and bitching for a chance at the title and I want to see what they’ve got.

Tim May: A very clever play on your part, I must admit.

Stacy turns away from Teresa and goes over to Liberty. Stacy delivers a few more massive Singapore Cane shots from both canes before rolling up Liberty for the pin.

ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!!!

Liberty kicks out at the last second and an irate Stacy jumps to her feet and furiously begins to strike at Liberty again.

Jerry Walters: Liberty telling Stacy it is going to take more than that to put her away, but right now I can’t be sure about exactly how wise that was.

Tim May: Stacy is such a deviously naughty girl! I’d like to show her my own Singapore Cane if you know what I mean…

Teresa Hilton: You really are a pig aren’t you?

Jerry Walters: He really is. Tim, would you please get your mind off of Singapore Canes and call the damn action?

Stacy, still distracted and irate at Teresa Hilton’s interruption, continues to cane Liberty as the fans continue to boo her every action. Stacy picks Liberty off the mat and connects with a powerful double arm DDT. Liberty’s head pounds down against the mat as Stacy begins to laugh at Liberty’s pain. Stacy picks up Liberty and holds her off of her feet.

Tim May: Stacy looks like she could be looking to deliver a body slam on Liberty.

Stacy centers Liberty and then falls while throwing her back over her head for a stunning fall away slam on a sorely beaten Liberty.

Jerry Walters: Nope, she was going for the fall away slam. You just leave the moves to me and go back to staring at the women.

Tim May: But you just said…

Jerry Walters: Forget what I just said! Go back to your damn womanizing!

Stacy picks up Liberty again, but Liberty manages to stun Stacy by kicking her in the stomach. Liberty runs back against the ropes and comes running at Stacy while the crowd rallies behind her. Liberty delivers a clothesline to Stacy and keeps running as Stacy gets up, only to turn around and receive a second clothesline that flips her over and sends her crashing to the mat. Liberty turns to receive the fans’ applause as Stacy gets up.

Jerry Walters: Liberty mounting some amazing last-minute offense against Stacy. She picked one Hell of a time to receive her second wind in this match.

Teresa Hilton: This won’t mean a damn thing if Liberty can’t make it count! Stacy’s already getting up! Liberty had Stacy down but she got cocky and turned away.

Liberty turns around to see Stacy in front of her. Liberty goes crashing to the mat and falls limp as Stacy cracks both sides of her skull with the Singapore Canes. The crowd voices their displeasure with Stacy as she stands over Liberty like a gladiator over a fallen opponent.

Jerry Walters: Stacy’s taken Liberty down with an amazing strike from those canes. I think we’ll be seeing Stacy go in for the kill here.

Teresa Hilton: Of course we will because I don’t think Stacy is another complete idiot like Liberty!

Stacy throws the canes aside and picks up Liberty. The fans’ boos get louder as Stacy brutally brings Liberty down to the mat with the Blood Rain (Flipping Piledriver) and Liberty’s head crashes against the mat.

Jerry Walters: Stacy has hit the Blood Rain! After that vicious flipping Piledriver it can only be completely academic at this point.

Stacy kicks Liberty onto her back then rolls her up for the pin as the referee goes to the mat for the count.

ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!

Jerry Walters: STACY WINS! This was an absolutely vicious assault. I can’t believe that devil of a girl came out on top!

Tim May: Give the girl her credit! She eliminated her own sister and proved who the better one was and now she’s gotten Liberty out of the title picture! This girl is making moves in the women’s division, Jerry, and she’s gonna be huge very soon!

Stacy stands victorious over Liberty as her hand is raised. “Numb/Encore” is played as Teresa gets up from the broadcast table and walks back to the entryway. She stares towards the ring at Stacy and applauds her victory as a bewildered Stacy stands in the ring looking at her and scratching her head over Teresa’s gesture. Teresa turns her back and walks back through the curtain as her music dies down.

Jerry Walters: Teresa Hilton clearly delivering a powerful message to Stacy Raines and that message seems to be, “See you real soon.”

Stacy rolls out of the ring then turns back and reaches in for Liberty’s limp body. She pulls Liberty out to ringside and sets her up for another Blood Rain, delivering Liberty hard onto the concrete.

Tim May: Stacy just delivered a message of her own and I think that message was “Watch out!”

Jerry Walters: Liberty could very well be finished right here! I can’t believe Stacy would do such a thing after the match’s conclusion! This is outrageous!

Stacy walks back to the entryway and heads through the curtain as paramedics run past her and begin to tend to the broken and beaten Liberty at ringside.

Jerry Walters: A controversial end to a very brutal match. We’ll be right back with more FUF action and hopefully and update on Liberty’s condition if it becomes available.

Tim May: I’ve got an update on her condition for you...FINISHED!


Backstage


(Hurse is still wiping his cheek from where Bob slapped him earlier in the night and looks red in the face with anger, he stares across at the bag that carries his costume that he is meant to wear, when suddenly his gaze at the germ covered clothing is distracted by a knock at the door, he turns and sees a smiling Jason Seagreen.)

Hurse:
Just the man! Jason, you need to get this shit sorted out, Bob is trying to make me wear the costume in that bag.

Jason:
So?

Hurse:
SO…SO…Do you have any idea how many germs are on uniforms and costumes rented out from fancy dress shops? Do you even realize what that could do to me? What it could give me?

(Jason just walks over to the bag and unzips it before looking inside and raising his eyebrows before smiling at Hurse.)

Jason:
Looks clean enough to me!

Hurse:
What? You have to be kidding me Jason, all our time together in Creative control, you cannot seriously tell me that you want me to do what that weekly retard Bob says!

Jason:
Actually Hurse, that’s exactly what I’m saying and if you don’t wear that costume ten at Nuclear Warfare, you won’t be in ANY number one contenders spot, the title shot you want so much will be gone! Anyway, nice seeing you again old friend!

(The fans watching from the arena just cheer loudly as Hurse looks shocked, his jaw nearly dropping to the ground as he watches a man that was once upon a time his friend just leave the room after agreeing with the somewhat strange Bob.)


Also Backstage


(James Toreno can be seen backstage posing in front of the camera looking as cocky as ever, slowly the camera shot focuses away from his face and the fans can see he is wearing a white cloth looking thing that covers his entire body right down to his feet that are donned with open toe sandals, the laughter in the fans is already coming as the camera focuses out more to show confused reporter Michelle Blacker staring at him while looking his costume up and down.)

Michelle:
James, last week you promised us you were the king of the apple bobbers, but I have to ask you, this week, what are you? I know its catholic week and everything but this is a strange thing to be wearing if you don’t mind me saying so!?!

James:
Michelle, lets get one thing clear between you and me right at this very moment, either you are religiously out of your depth or you do not recognize one of the worlds greatest figures…

Michelle:
Erm, which is?

James:
I…..Am Jesus Christ BABY!

(Michelle just looks him up and down again before shaking her head and pointing at his hair.)

Michelle:
No, no, Jesus had long hair…

James:
Ah, how right you are Michelle…

(Suddenly James ducks out of the camera shot only to suddenly reappear with a long wig of curly brown locks that he swipes away from his face, Michelle just has a raised eyebrow at the smug smiling face of James.)

James:
Now, what do you think? Am I Jesus Christ or what!?!

Michelle:
You are definitely something! But wait, wait, Jesus also had a-

James:
Ah yeah, no need to say a thing, I got it!

(Suddenly James drops out of shot again before suddenly reappearing with a goatee that goes right around his mouth, the stick in facial hair just has him looking completely different for a moment as Michelle just shakes her head.)

Michelle:
James, you do not look like Jesus!

James:
Nonsense Woman, I look spitting image of the man and you know what, give me an hour of your time and I can show you miracles to!

(Michelle just laughs before walking off as James just looks confused at why she is walking away, suddenly he stops and thinks about something he then stares past the camera and poses again.)

James:
James Toreno…The Son of God! Oh yeah baby, I like that!

(He then just walks away as the scene fades back to the arena.)


Damage Inc Vs Teresa and Phantom


Jerry Walters: “What we have up next is one weird mixed tag team match. We have the very impressive looking team Damage Inc, who last week took out Scott Scorpion and Dean Black without breaking a sweat, going up against the combination of the ULW Woman’s champion, Teresa Hilton, and the six foot eight juggernaut known as Phantom.”

Tim May: “How the hell can you call Phantom a juggernaut? He’s only six foot eight. We have guys in this federation that are bigger then that and even they can’t be called juggernauts because they can be taken down.”

Jerry Walters: “Phantom does really well for his size and in this match he is the juggernaut in size, weight and power. He is going to be the one to beat in this match.”

Tim May: “I’d love to beat Teresa… wait, that didn’t sound too good did it?”

Jerry Walters: “It didn’t. Now let’s get back to the introductions.”

The lights dim to black as "I wanna be bad" by Willa Ford begins to play. The fans light lighters as a single spotlight highlights the entryway. After a moment, Teresa Hilton walks out through the curtains to a mixed reaction from the fans. The lights come back on as Teresa raises the Singapore cane that she holds in her hand. Teresa makes her way down to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans that support her along the way. When she gets to the ring, Teresa slides under the bottom rope. The referee immediately grabs the cane from Teresa’s hands and throws it out of the ring before beginning the usual hidden weapons check as the music dies down for the next person’s entrance.

Jerry Walters: “First up we have the woman’s champion. We have seen her in one hell of a heated feud with Stacy Raines over the woman’s title. Tonight she gets to take a break from the very weird situation in that divisions to get involved in a little tag team action.”

Tim May: “I’d love to get her a little tag team action… if you know what I mean.”

Jerry Walters: “As much as I do know what you are talking about, I sure as heck do not want to repeat it on the air.”

The lights dim to black again as “We Fall" by Dead Celebrity Status begins to play. A quick explosion of fireworks brings on white light flashes as Phantom makes his way through the entryway curtain on his way onto the stage. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction to Phantom as he makes his way to the ring. Phantom tries to insult the fans but there are still a few of them that like and cheer for him. When Phantom gets to the ring, the lights come back on. Phantom slides under the bottom rope and into the ring. He joins Teresa in the corner and the referee checks him for hidden weapons as the music dies down for the next entrance.

Jerry Walters: “And there is Phantom. He is going to be the deciding factor in this match like I mentioned earlier due to his size. However if Damage Inc can take down a former ULW world champion in Scott Scorpion without breaking a sweat, then they might have a very good chance tonight. But we here in ULW do not count on anything, when you have something to prove, you do it in the ring.”

Tim May: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Jerry Walters: Professionalism, something that you know nothing about Tim. So from here on in, you just do what you try to do every week… or just ogle Teresa like you have been doing since she walked out here.”

Tim May: “Consider it done.”

The arena lights dim as the opening rifts to Slipknot's "Before I Forget" rips throughout the arena. On the big screen you can see numerous video clips of Liam Knowles & Waylon Spencer's most insane moments of their wrestling career. Then the music stops, leaving the arena in total darkness. A huge explosion of red pyro emerges from the middle of the entrance ramp followed by a screaming of the word "GO!" Then Waylon & Liam appear, walking through the smoke from the pyro and just stop to look around the arena, absorbing the crowd’s reaction. The two then proceed towards the ring with their eyes dead set on their opponents. The two enter the ring and go to opposite corners of the ring, stand on the middle turnbuckles and taunt at the crowd as more pyro begins to fall from the rafters in tiny sparks, looking like a shower of blood. The two then climb back down and begin to talk to one another, not taking their focus off their opponents.
The referee checks over Spencer and Chaos before calling for the bell to begin the match.

Jerry Walters: “Damage Inc looking extremely focused coming into this one. I’m sure they want to end this match as quickly as they did last week. However I don’t think its going to be that easy with two veterans like Teresa and Phantom in there.”

Tim May: “But Scott Scorpion was a former champion, one of the top in this game.”

Jerry Walters: “And yet he is no longer with the company. So what does that tell you? Scott Scorpion was nothing more then a cheap ass liar. I’m glad that Damage Inc did us a favor and beat him down quickly. Now let’s start this match.”

Spencer and Phantom head to the apron for their respective teams leaving Teresa and Chaos to start the match. They both make their way into the center of the ring and circle each other, both of them waiting for the moment to strike. But instead of striking, the two rush into the center and lock up in the standard collar and elbow tie up. They struggle for a moment before Chaos throws Teresa back into her corner. Chaos poses, showing off his strength over Teresa as she gets back up to her feet and walks back to the center of the ring. Teresa calls for another lock up and the two go for it. They struggle once again but this time, as Chaos goes to push Teresa away, Teresa takes Chaos over with an arm drag and she follows it up with a drop kick to Chao’s head. Teresa rolls onto her knees and points to her head showing that brains are better then brawn. Teresa goes over and brings Chaos to his feet. She backs him against the ropes and whips him across the ring but Chaos reverses it and sends Teresa into the ropes. Chaos follows the whip up with a spear to the mat. Chaos keeps Teresa down for the cover.

1… Teresa kicks out

Chaos brings Teresa up to her feet before hoisting her up for a stalling suplex. Chaos rolls through with the move and starts laying punches into the face of Teresa till the referee tells him to break it up. Chaos gets off Teresa and pulls her up to her feet. Chaos back Teresa up against the ropes and whips her off across the ring. When Teresa bounces back, Chaos gives Teresa a shoulder toss but Teresa lands on her feet, Chaos turns around and gets a leg lariat to the face, knocking him down to the mat. Instead of keeping the advantage, Teresa quickly runs over and tags in Phantom. Phantom walks over to Chaos and brings him to his feet. Phantom whips Chaos into the ropes and when Chaos bounces back, Phantom picks him up and drives him down with a huge spine buster. Phantom covers Chaos for the pin.

1…
2… Spencer enters the ring and kicks Phantom in the back of the head, breaking up the cover.

The referee pushes Spencer back to his corner while holding Phantom back. As the referee is busy with Phantom and Spencer, Teresa enters the ring as Chaos is getting back up to his feet and delivers a low blow and DDT. The referee finally gets things settled as Phantom goes back over to Chaos and brings Chaos back up to a vertical base. Phantom leads Chaos around the ring like a dog before putting him between his legs calling for a power bomb. As Phantom hoists Chaos up for a power bomb, Chaos begins punching Phantom in the face till Phantom falls to the ground. Chaos jumps off Phantom and tags in Spencer who climbs to the top turnbuckle and connects with a shooting star leg drop. Spencer goes for a cover on Phantom.

1…
2… Phantom kicks out to the surprise of Spencer.

Spencer argues with the referee that it should have been a three count as he brings Phantom to his feet. He does the “Birth Control” (kick to the groin) and then bounces off the ropes before hitting a running neck breaker. Spencer gets back up and jumps onto the second rope and hits a springboard moonsault. Spencer pulls Phantom to his feet and whips him into the Damage Inc corner. He then places Phantom up onto the top turnbuckle and pulls him out for DDT, but he tags in Chaos who jumps onto the top rope and hits a leg drop onto the back of Phantom before Spencer hits the DDT. Chaos picks Phantom up and throws him across the ring with a Sambo suplex. Phantom gets up a bit quicker then expected from the move and knocks Chaos out of his boots with a huge clothesline. Phantom uses all his left over strength to crawl towards his corner. Chaos gets up and stomps on the back of Phantom before he gets close enough to make the tag. He drags Phantom back to the center of the ring and drops an elbow on the back of Phantom’s neck.

Jerry Walters: “Well this one has been tough to call thus far with both teams showing some sign of dominance. However, Damage Inc seems to be getting the upper hand with very good ring tactics against Phantom.”

Tim May: “And what about my poor sweet Teresa? She must be in so much pain.”

Jerry Walters: “I don’t think she is in pain Tim, she looks to be begging for the tag so she can lay some smack down on Damage Inc.”

Tim May: “I’ll make her beg for something. If you know what I mean.”

Jerry Walters: “I’m not even going to comment on that one. Anyway, Damage Inc is still on the attack, using quick tags and hard hitting moves to keep Phantom grounded and away from Teresa.”

Chaos grabs Phantom’s right leg and kicks the back of it a couple of times, then he locks up the leg in a standard leg lock. Phantom grunts in pain as the referee checks to see if Phantom quits. Phantom doesn’t quit and starts to move himself closer and closer to the ropes, or more specifically, the corner Teresa is standing in with her hand outstretched for the tag. Chaos notices this and let’s go of the hold and drags Phantom back into the center of the ring. He grabs Phantom’s right leg again and drives his own knee into it a few times. Chaos drags Phantom into the Damage Inc corner and tags in Spencer. Chaos holds Phantom’s right leg to the mat and Spencer hits the knee with a flying head butt. Spencer keeps the advantage up by locking Phantom in a half Boston crab submission hold. Phantom yells out in pain, the referee asking him if he wants to give up. Phantom doesn’t quit and is able to stretch his arm out so he can grab the bottom rope. The referee tells Spencer to let go before starting his disqualification count. As the count gets to four, Spencer lets go of the hold and stomps away on the knee of Phantom. Spencer picks Phantom up and leans him against the ropes. He then bounces off the opposite ropes and clothesline’s Phantom over the top rope and to the floor. Spencer picks Phantom up and calls Chaos over to him. Chaos comes over and the two pick up Phantom and drop him knee first onto the security railing. Damage Inc picks Phantom up and whips him hard into the ring steps, sending Phantom crashing knee first into them. Spencer rolls into the ring as Chaos picks up Phantom and rolls him in too. Spencer whips Phantom into the Damage Inc corner and places Phantom’s right knee onto the second rope. He kicks the knee a couple of times before tagging in Chaos. Chaos climbs into the ring and dropkicks Phantom’s knee before dragging him out of the corner. Chaos locks in the Sharpshooter in the center of the ring, Phantom screams out in pain as the referee checks the hold and checks to see if Phantom wants to quit.

Jerry Walters: “Great tactics there by Damage Inc. They are keeping Phantom grounded and away from Teresa with submission holds and attacks to the knee. I think that it is safe to say that this match is over and Damage Inc has won it.”

Tim May: “Don’t count on it Jerry, take a look at Phantom.”

Phantom pushes himself off the mat and towards the ropes. Chaos tries to bring Phantom back into the center of the ring but Phantom is proving to be too strong for him. Phantom gets to the ropes and grabs onto the bottom rope. The referee makes Chaos let go of the hold or he will be instantly disqualified. Chaos lets go of the hold and goes to attack Phantom but because Phantom still has a hold of the bottom rope, the referee forces him back. Phantom uses the ropes to crawl over to Teresa and he makes the tag. Teresa comes into the ring and attacks like a house of fire. She knocks Chaos to the mat with a big right hand punch; Spencer climbs into the ring only to be knocked down by Teresa. Chaos gets back up and goes right back down thanks to a clothesline from Teresa. Spencer gets up and suffers the same fate as his partner. Spencer rolls out of the ring as Teresa picks up Chaos and whips him across the ring. Chaos reverses the whip and sends Teresa into the ropes. On the bounce back, Chaos connects with a knee to Teresa’s face. Chaos picks up Teresa and whips her into her own corner. He grabs Teresa’s hand and forces her to tag in Phantom who is still injured on the apron. The referee forces Phantom to get into the ring as Chaos throws Teresa over the top rope. Chaos waits for Phantom to come into the center of the ring before taking out Phantom’s knee with a chop block. Chaos goes for a cover on Phantom.

1…
2…
3… Phantom kicks out at the last second.

Chaos calls for Spencer to get up onto the top rope as he hoists Phantom up for a power bomb near their corner. Spencer climbs to the top rope and hits a spear on Phantom as Chaos drops him in the power bomb. All the force sends Phantom and Spencer crashing through the ring mat. The crowd is shocked into silence as they wait to see if anyone survived what happened. Slowly, Spencer climbs out of the ring and drags Phantom up onto the mat so Chaos can make the cover, which he does.

1…
2…
3!

The crowd cheers as they celebrate the win of Damage Inc in this hard fought battle. Spencer and Chaos climb two of the corners and celebrate their win. But from out of the crowd, Dean Black and someone in a ski mask come into the ring and hit both men from behind. Dean takes Spencer down with a spine buster and the masked man takes Chaos down with a spike DDT. Black and the masked man stand over their victims taunting them before coming into the center of the ring. The masked man takes off his mask to a gasp from the crowd.

Jerry Walters: “That’s Romeo Demascus, the former SCW and AWF wrestler! He’s here in ULW? And he just took out Damage Inc with what appears to be his new tag team partner in Dean Black!”

Tim May: “Well Damage Inc just came off that tough match against Teresa and Phantom. So that made them easier targets. But the appearance of Romeo Demascus is something I didn’t think we’d see.”

Jerry Walters: “Well it looks like Damage Inc has some competition now. I wonder how this is going to develop. I can’t wait.”


Backstage


(Psycho can be seen heading through the lobby area dressed in his catholic schoolboy uniform, the hat on the side of his head, he reaches the concession table and takes a bottle of water from the range of drinks in front of him, he drinks a large amount of it and then lets out a sigh of relaxation, suddenly though he looks up and down the lobby from where he just came from and sees a man in a white cloth and long dark locks heading toward him, Psycho seems stunned by what he is seeing as the man then passes him and heads toward the arena entrance area, Psycho just murmurs his thoughts to himself.)

Psycho:
……Jesus?

(he then shakes his head as the fans just cheer for him before looking back at the bottle of water as if it had something in it, suspiciously he throws the bottle down and just backs up from the table before turning and walking away from the table, stretching his eyes as if he had just seen a ghost or something he shouldn’t have!)


Also Backstage


(Waylon and Chaos are seen coming backstage from there match and neither man is happy, the two of them are walking with gritted teeth pushing anyone who stands in there way out of it and heading toward the locker room area, but suddenly Chaos sees something on the television screen as he passes it, Dean Black is seen smiling at a camera lens as if he was looking directly at Damage Inc.)

Dean Black:
Chaos, Liam Knowles. Waylon Spencer. Revenge is sweet and after what you done to me last week, returning the favor was all that much more tastier and I liked it, so from this point on let me introduce to you The Breeding Formula, Me, The Dark Majesty, Romeo Damascus, Robin Brooks and a young lady I shall enjoy seeing you underestimate in Stacy Jones…See you next week ‘Damaged’ Inc!

(Dean just smiles as Chaos angrily grabs the monitor ripping it away from it position before smashing the television on the floor, he then turns to Waylon who is just as angry.)

Chaos:
Waylon, next week…WE DESTROY THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! We got attacked from behind this week, but next week, there is no running, no hiding, we fucking kill them man, got it?

Waylon:
Liam, you don’t need to tell me that, you think I want it any other way? Believe me, they think what we done to Scott Scorpion is bad, when we are done with Dean Black and Romeo Damascus, the ULW will need a team of forensic experts to figure out how to put the bodies back together…Believe me Liam…I know.

(Chaos just lets out a smile and aggressively slaps the shoulder or Waylon before the two men head away out of shot as the scene goes back to the ringside area.)


Apple Bobbing Contest
James Toreno Vs Michael Kyzer


Jerry Walters:
Damage Inc are furious in the back there at this formation of what Dean Black is calling The Breeding Formula, ladies and gentleman sparks are going to fly between those two groups the next time they meet, which if I am right, is next week in the middle of that huge Battle Royal!

Tim May:
Jerry, lets be honest, Damage Inc came in here and they made Dean Black look small so what the hell did they expect? Dean isn’t going to back down from them now, look at the back up he has suddenly got and what should that tell you?

Jerry Walters:
I don’t know, what?

Tim May:
It means that you are obviously not well liked, if a group are that happy to jump against you that quickly, then people just do not like your sorry ass selves, so I think Waylon and Liam need to get the point and take a hike!

Jerry Walters:
Or it could be because Damage Inc are a threat to a large majority of wrestlers and the tag division as a whole and if they stay they can continue to be that threat, you have a screwed up logic Tim, try to see the whole picture next time idiot!

(The lights fade and Your Stoned Messiah appears on the video screen. "Immortal" by Adema starts to play over the P.A. system as the music gets heavier, green pyrotechnics explode along the entrance ramp and "Your Stoned Messiah" Michael Kyzer walks out from the back stage wearing a school boys uniform, the tie hanging half way down his top and a spliff balanced above one of his ears. He pays little attention to the fans as he walks to the ring with a glazed look on his face, either it was focus or to much crack before the event was to begin. He slides in and leans in a corner rubbing his face to breathe some life into it before shaking his head with a smile at the apple bobbing buckets that sit on two low sitting tables that stand side by side in front of a chair so both men can sit down to do the competition.)

Jerry Walters:
The Stoned Messiah, a strange person is the best I can come up with to describe this man, or better yet, he is a walking contradiction.

Tim May:
Meaning?

Jerry Walters:
Meaning that while many will argue he has no morals and is not a great idol for the young viewers of our programmes because of his drugs, he also defended a woman who was being forced upon by a man she doesn’t even like in James Toreno, a women he didn’t even know before that incident let me add. This man has definitely got a good and bad side about him, a heaven and hell so to speak.

("My Way" hits over the PA system as the lights dim. Then a white spotlight is focused on the stage as James Toreno walks out and into it dressed as Jesus Christ!!! The fans give him a downpour of boos and laughter as he just lifts his arms out to his side and looks up at the light! He slowly begins to walk towards the ring as he extends his arms to each side with a toothy smirk. As he nears the ring his arms come back to his sides. He goes to the ring steps and climbs up. He goes in between the ropes and then mounts the turnbuckle once again extending his arms. The lights come back to normal as Toreno jumps down and looks at Michael Kyzer before drawing the figure of Carmen Lopez with his hands and promising him that she will be his.)

Jerry Walters:
This Toreno is very charismatic, that you cannot take away from him but you have to really question his level of arrogance and cockiness, he thinks very highly of himself and is yet to prove a thing!

Tim May:
What? He is Jesus what else does he need to prove? Personally I like the guy more then most people, he is even the king of the apple bobbers and right now, Michael Kyzer is about to find out why?

Jerry Walters:
He has made those claims and he is dressed as the son of god, to which of those of you who are watching this and taking offence, from ULW you have our apologies.

Tim May:
Also, if you are that easily offended, turn over the fucking channel and go watch Annihilation or something lame like that!

Jerry Walters:
That was not really called for Tim!

(The referee Charles Princeton just has both men sit in the seats next to one another with the large bucket of apples floating in water in front of them, however before anything can start the fans suddenly cheer loudly as “Galvanize” by Chemical Brothers hits the speakers getting the attention of both men in the ring before Carmen Lopez walks back out wearing a suit jacket with a white blouse and a skirt, she has a cane in hand and the fans are loving the curves that the suit is showing on her, she just smiles taking in the cheers of the fans before heading down the ramp and walking to the ring before climbing the steps and entering the squared circle…She just takes a mic from the referee and has a quick word with him before turning to the fans as both competitors look a little confused with what is happening.)

Jerry Walters:
As we know, both men are doing this for a date with Carmen Lopez, but what she doing out here Tim?

Tim May:
Jerry, I honestly don’t care, she is worth every second of the time it’s taking to get this match underway!

Jerry Walters:
Seems the young lady has something to say…

Carmen Lopez:
Ladies and Gentleman, as the woman who is going on a date with the winner of this apple bobbing competition next week I have decided to be the special guest timer of this match, now as you all saw earlier on tonight, I did lose my match and I did get embarrassed BUT, the best man will win this fair and square and the real true king of the apple bobbing will be crowned by none other then the prize of the bout…Me!

(A cheer goes up as Carmen just nods happily at the approval the fans cheers are giving her before she turns to James “Jesus” Toreno and Michael Kyzer before lifting the mic again and a stop watch in her other hand.)

Carmen Lopez:
Boys, you have 2 minutes to bob as many apples as you can, the most apples wins and no hands are allowed, so ready…Steady…GO!

(Suddenly as the bell sounds for the start of the match but as it begins James Toreno suddenly kicks the chair from under Michael Kyzer causing him to fall to the mat before suddenly James ducks down grabbing an apple and placing it in a tray next to him and then a second, Michael is desperately trying to get back in position, he grabs his chair and places it back on the mat before also ducking down and grabbing as many apples as he can, the two men just dunking there heads in and out of the water, but James has an obvious lead at the moment after his underhand tactic to start the bout.)

Jerry Walters:
Damn that James Toreno, he kicked the chair of Kyzer, that has to be a DQ!

Tim May:
It was never mentioned in the rules Jerry, so he can do it!

Jerry Walters:
It is cheating in my god damn book, this is meant to be a old school, typical bobbin competition and Toreno has already broken the rules of this affair!

(The fans are just chanting “Kyzer” over and over as he quickly begins to pick up the pace and faster and faster he dunks his head grabbing as many apples with his teeth as he can, the cheering is simply growing as James also keeps a good steady method, the two men really impressing anyone who has apple bobbed before in regards to the amount of apples they are collecting between them, suddenly though the bell rings again and the fans just cheer in hope that Michael Kyzer has won, looking at the apples alone makes it obvious just how close a call it is.
The soaked faces of both men just take a deep breath once again before Carmen walks forward with the microphone in hand.)

Carmen:
Ok, that’s it, the two minutes are up and you have both done very well, but lets count James’ apples first and see how many he has!

(The official just walks to Michaels tray and with a nod from Carmen both trays begin to be counted, they finally stop and the chants of “Kyzer” are continuing to echo out, Carmen just listens to the official before turning back toward the two men and then checking with the official that what he said was correct, he nods and she lifts the mic to her mouth.)

Carmen:
Ladies and gentleman, the winner of this match and the man who is going to take me on a date next week, to be recorded for FUF after collecting 15 apples to his opponents 13…James Toreno!

(Her voice drops as she says his name and the cocky Jesus look-a-like of Toreno just grins from ear to ear before standing up and lifting his hands in the air while shouting to the fans, “I told you, I am the apple bob champion and the son of god, I told you” Michael is in disbelief at this and is just asking the referee to check the apples again, but the official is positive of the result.
Suddenly though Michael just stands up and folds his chair up as Toreno just continues to taunt the fans who now cheer loudly, he turns unknowing of Michael Kyzer’s movements and with a clattering thump Toreno is slammed over the head with the steel chair, the blow knocking his wig flying off his head as he falls to the mat and then just lays there!
The fans are cheering loudly for this as the Stoned Messiah just points at Carmen from time to time before shouting abuse at the knocked out James Toreno, suddenly his music hits and Michael Kyzer just nods apologetically to Carmen before leaving the ring and heading back up the ramp as Carmen just smiles at the beaten down Toreno before the scene heads backstage once more.)


Backstage


(The fans suddenly cheer loudly as Sean Johnson is seen standing outside Madison Square Garden his face expressing a smile, happy that he is back home in the federation he loves, he just looks to the floor and takes a bag from the floor by his side before going to take a step forward, but as he does, he has to come to a halt and the smile on his face fades instantly only to erupt into even louder cheers as hall of famer Curtis Jack can be seen stepping into the picture, a bag also over his shoulder.)

Curtis Jack:
And where the hell do you think you’re going?

Sean Johnson:
Me? I am going back into Madison Square Garden and I’m going to remind the world just who I am dude, what’s that got to do with you?

Curtis Jack:
Me? Nothing. Apart from the fact that I am going to be the man making his big comeback this week, the man who will tell NEW, YORK, CITY…What they have been missing since I have been gone!

(Johnson just shakes his head and lowers his bag before laughing a little and then confronting Curtis.)

Sean Johnson:
Cheap jokes, crap parties and looks you don’t have are hardly something that the world has missed man but hey, I don’t mind you saying your piece, but step in line, because you will be doing it after me!

Curtis Jack:
No, no…I really don’t think you are getting the POINT…I am a hall of famer in the ULW, you are a waste of space, I am the biggest single entity in the history of this company-

Sean Johnson:
Who has never even won a world title!

Curtis Jack:
Who has never even won a- SHUT THE HELL UP! I tell you what…next week we are both booked, but lets do this properly, at ULW Nuclear Warfare lets do this properly Me and You. Curtis Jack Vs Sean Johnson, the ULW’s past colliding to see who is the best.

Sean Johnson:
And for now?

(Curtis thinks about it for a while before smiling and just throwing his bag back over his shoulder.)

Curtis Jack:
For now Sean…we both walk away and do this quietly, I might be the true legend of ULW, but you are old school and next week we show these kids who make up the federation nowadays what it is like to be ULW originals, then the week after, we wage war on one another…See you next week

Sean Johnson:
Indeed you will.

(The fans just cheer loudly as Curtis Jack turns away and leaves the picture, Sean Johnson just smiles and throws his bag back over his shoulder as well before turning and leaving the picture as the camera just focuses on the words ULW FUF before fading to black.)


Also Backstage


(Jason Seagreen is standing in front of 4 bags, each one has the name of a wrestler on it, Psycho, Kingdom, Hurse and Ash, the fans are cheering for Seagreen but are obviously wondering what the bags are going to be for, suddenly Seagreen turns to one of the staff members of the building.)

Jason:
These bags do not leave your site you understand. I have changed the rules of the main event tonight and the weapons in these bags are decided by me, what I need you to do is make sure none of them are tampered with, ok?

(The man just nods and Jason just walks off a smile on his face as the man just sits on a chair across from the bags and watches them, suddenly the fans cheer fairly loudly as Psycho can be seen smiling sadistically in the background.)


Pope Inferno Match
Pope John Killswitch Vs Pope John Gerard Angelo


Jerry Walters:
Well, its been a quiet night for these two, Killswitch and Gerard Angelo coming up next in an Inferno match that quite frankly could be offensive to many people around the globe, but furthermore could be dangerous for the two men participating!

Tim May:
Actually your right, both men have not really got themselves on camera throughout the night, what the hell could they be doing?

Jerry Walters:
This means a lot Tim, these two men have been fighting side by side for so long in the Flock and after all the highs and lows of there lives next to one another, Gerard took steps to coordinate the lowest when he stole the wife of Killswitch, kidnapping her and being lead by that Sarah Punche, it has gone beyond words now Tim, this is about winning, proving something!

Tim May:
Gerard is not to blame for that, he was stating the facts, Angel butted her nose in where it didn’t belong and it cost her, end of!

Jerry Walters:
She is flock and Gerard was putting Flock down…IT DID CONCERN HER IDIOT!

(Suddenly Bite to break the skin hits the speakers as the boos begin to sound out as the normal lighting is replaced by that of red and purple colors, on the triple screen Gerard Angelo is seen with the TV title over his shoulder and his previous matches playing clip by clip, suddenly the boos of the fans erupt louder as he steps out a smile on his face and a aura of confidence that some would perceive to be arrogance, he is dressed in his pope costume and just adjusts the TV title on his shoulder before walking down the ramp and shouting abuse back at the fans as he does. He reaches the ring and climbs on the apron before entering the ring and taunting the fans as he lifts the title in the air to a huge boo from the crowd, he then just hands the belt to the official before awaiting his opponent.)

Jerry Walters:
Gerard is a lot more confident then I thought he would be tonight, it’s as if he isn’t even taking this seriously Tim.

Tim May:
Nonsense, Gerard is the TV champion and a great one at that, he will not let his fans down and underestimate a waster like Killswitch, tonight is yet another victory for this man Jerry!

Jerry Walters:
Maybe so, maybe not, he is a great athlete, I can not deny that, but he seems so unfocused for a match that really should be taking his full concentration at the moment.

(Suddenly the boos turn to floods of cheers as Union Undergrounds Natural High hits the sound system sparking the fans off there seat and to there feet as the highlight reel plays on the triple screen for Killswitch, the lights dim as white spotlights fly around the crowd before suddenly an explosion of fireworks brings the lighting back up with a bang and Killswitch appears from the backstage area with a look of anger, his eyes stuck on Angelo as he looks determined to win this, his pope outfit doesn’t seem right on him being the religion and the faith he has, but nonetheless he wears it as if it were the last thing from his mind.
He walks down the ramp ignoring the fans cheers and shouts of motivation before reaching the ring and jumping on the apron with a purpose, he climbs through the ropes and just charges across at Angelo who isn’t prepared and takes the spear hard that knocks him to the ground before suddenly officials around the ring light the oily substance placed around the canvas causing the ring to suddenly light up into flames, leaving a square of ring left to fight in as the officials step back.
Killswitch seems uncaring of the flames around him though and just slams right hands furiously into the head of Gerard Angelo before finally the TV champion manages to free himself enough to roll away from Killswitch, the Flock monster just stands back up and notices the flames around the outside of the apron before looking back at Angelo with a grin from ear to ear.)

Jerry Walters:
If Gerard doesn’t get it together in seconds, mere seconds, we have ourselves a massacre ladies and gentleman!

Tim May:
I think this is wrong Jerry, this is just wrong, an Inferno match, what about the PPV, what about next week? This is to much for one man to handle, they are being purposely cruel to the TV champion for god sake!

Jerry Walters:
No Tim, Gerard Angelo is a champion of the ULW for crying out loud, he should be prepared and ready for these kinds of matches, but he is slacking!

(Gerard is back on his feet and standing in the corner but Killswitch is right on him with some boots to the midsection before a sharp right hand that opens the eyes of Angelo and any who witnessed the power of the shot, he then takes Angelo by the arm and viciously throws him across the canvas into the opposite turnbuckle so hard that Gerard stumbles back out toward a running Killswitch who takes him down with a big clothesline that knocks the TV champion inside out until he hits the mat back first and with impact as well.
He then turns back to Angelo and grabs him by the head lifting up to his knees and then to his feet before picking him up for a suplex that he hits with text book quality, he gets back to his knees and then lifts Angelo again before this time throwing him over his shoulder and holding him in place there before walking him to the ropes and looking to drop him over the rope and right onto the fire covered apron, in the pope threads he is wearing, he would burn up like a piece of paper in a forest fire!
Suddenly though to the sighs of the fans Gerard manages to swing his legs wildly and fall down the back of Killswitch he then slams a forearm across the back of the Flock monster and then again and once more before turning him to face and then hitting a sharp right hand to the jaw of the Flock man, he then takes Killswitch by the arm and throws him across the ring into the ropes opposite but as he comes back he flies off his feet and into midair hitting Gerard with a huge forearm to the head taking the TV Champion back to the mat!!)

Jerry Walters:
Angelo can get no momentum in this match, none at all!

Tim May:
The heat, the heat is affecting him Jerry, a man in his position shouldn’t be fighting with so much heat around them!

Jerry Walters:
Stop making excuses for him, Gerard Angelo, the man who claimed greatness over the Flock is failing to live up to there standards! He is faltering!

(Killswitch suddenly just stands back up and swings his arms down to his side taunting the fans into a frenzy before demanding that Gerard Angelo stands up, slowly Angelo does and faces away from him but suddenly Killswitch runs at him and grabs him in a headlock before continuing his run into the corner, RAVENOUS AFFLICTION!!!! HE HITS IT!!!! The fans are going wild as Gerard Angelo lays flat out on the ring just inches from the fire, but Killswitch isn’t finished, he needs to end the match by setting Gerard alight, he know this and runs at the ropes across the ring before suddenly coming back and baseball sliding Gerard right under the ropes and into the fire, the pope robes suddenly light up all over him and the fans are cheering while some stand in shock as Gerard is covered in flames, officials are at the ready quickly with extinguishers to put Gerard up, but all around the TV Champion only smoke can be seen, the bell sounds and Natural High just hits again as the officials lift Gerard back to his feet the flames separating the flock member from the former flock member, but Killswitch isn’t finished and the flames do nothing as Killy flies over the ropes and lands on the back of Gerard taking him to the steel flooring below as well as an official.)

Jerry Walters:
My god! Angelo has already lost this, been set alight and yet Killswitch isn’t finished!

Tim May:
Someone stop this lunatic! Someone stop him now, put him back in that trolley and leave him there, the match is over already!

Jerry Walters:
It’s not enough though, it’s not enough at all, Gerard Angelo is finally going to get what is coming to him by Killswitch!

(Killswitch just gets to his feet and angrily stamps across the back of Gerard over and over again before grabbing him by the hair and walking him up the ramp as officials beg him to back off and leave the TV champion alone, however he ignores there pleads and reaches the top of the ramp, as he does Gerard suddenly slams an elbow into his midsection and another, before standing up and hitting Killswitch with a right hand, but only to get one back in his face and the two men suddenly go at it punch for punch, but Gerard suddenly gets the upper hand poking Killy in the eye and then taking a deep breath as Killswitch steps away before turning back to the TV champion only to receive a big clothesline.
Angelo is shattered and hurt, the burns on his flesh still hurting a lot, he gets to his knees and grabs Killswitch by the hair before walking him along the width of the stage a little he then boots Killy in the stomach before standing right on the stage edge with Killswitch between his legs, below him is all kinds of equipment, he then hooks the stomach of the Flock member but as he is about to lift him Killswitch counters and stands up throwing Gerard over his head and off the staging right onto the equipment below that suddenly sparks up under the impact of his body that smashes through it all!)

Jerry Walters:
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Angelo has been destroyed!

Tim May:
Get the EMT’S!

Jerry Walters:
Gerard Angelo has been taken straight to hell by Killswitch and he has suffered the beating of his career at the hands of the man he once rode with, my god almighty!

(Killswitch just looks down upon him before suddenly raising his arm in the air slowly to a huge eruption from the fans as his angry expression continues to look down upon the ULW TV Champion! Before the scene goes backstage again.)


Backstage


(The shot opens up showing the man who was meant to be protecting the bags that Jason Seagreen has left behind for the moment, but his eyes are closed and it’s obvious he is asleep, suddenly however the fans go wild as Psycho appears with an exact copy of the bags in front of him, it has his name on it and he just grins from ear to ear at the man who is asleep in front of him before taking the bag on the table that does have his name on it and replacing it with the one that doesn’t, he then laughs manically as the cheers just get louder, he turns and walks away from the man and the bags, victorious in his swap over before the shot heads back to the arena area.)


Main Event – Stairway to hell match
Johnny Kingdom Vs Psycho Vs Ash Vs Hurse


Jerry Walters:
What the hell is Psycho up to now? I mean this when I say it, wherever Psycho is, so is mischief!

Tim May:
But did you see that ugly guy who was meant to be watching the damn bags, what a waste of money, if Jason finds out you know he is going to be looking for a new job!

Jerry Walters:
Agreed and my money is we are ALL going to find out, Psycho changed it for a reason and as the bags get bought out here in preparation for the match you have to really ask, what did you change the weapon into? What has he got in that bag!?!

Tim May:
I don’t know Jerry but knowing Psycho, it could be anything.

Jerry Walters:
What a pointless comment that was!!!

(Suddenly though to a huge eruption of boos from all around the arena, the familiar sound of “Army of me” by Chimaira bursts out of the speaker system and the highlight reel of the World Number one contender Chapel hits the triple screen, the holy man suddenly appears in a suit, the top button undone, dressed smartly from top to bottom with Demona looking as crazy as ever next to him. He walks down the ramp ignoring the boos and jeers of the fans simply shaking his head at there attempts to mock him before looking in the ring at the staff members who are hooking the bags of weapons to hooks above the ring, he then just walks around the ring to the commentary box and joins Jerry Walters and Tim May to call the action.)

Jerry Walters:
Erm, Ladies and Gentleman we have been joined by world number one contender Chapel here, but Chapel, you’re not even meant to be in the arena tonight are you?

Chapel:
Jerry Walters, you offend me with your voice, I can be where I want, when I want. I am a soldier of god and that gives me the right to do what I wish and the 4 men that fight in that ring next are blasphemers to the lord and I shall be there judge and dury, so do not question me Jerry Walters!

Tim May:
HA! That told you fat-man!

(Suddenly Union Underground hits the speakers and the fans go wild as Flock 4:20 flashes up on the screen followed by shots of there previous matches, then in no time at all the fans just get louder as they worship the entrance of the Flock leader, Ash. He pushes past the curtain and steps out in front of the sold out Madison Square Garden with a smile on his face and a ministers uniform over his body, he poses for the fans and then taunts them into a frenzy before heading down the ramp pointing at a Flock sign to the lens of one of the cameras following him before reaching the ring and climbing onto the apron with a high level of confidence, he then enters the ring and walks to the near turnbuckle before climbing to the middle rope and taunting the fans again before jumping down and taking the ministers jacket off to reveal his normal wrestling gear.)

Jerry Walters:
So here we go, the main event of this weeks FUF and what a big match it is for the three men due out first, Hurse, Psycho and Ash, if one of these men can get the win over the World Heavyweight Champion of the world, they really give there careers a huge push.

Tim May:
Does that affect you Chapel? If one of these men win, they may look deserving of a chance?

Chapel:
It only affects me Tim, because at Nuclear Warfare, I face Kingdom and I will beat him one on one and become the new champion, it only effects me because ill be the man they have to beat to get that gold and I already know that not one of these men can do that!

(Suddenly with that, Beak you by Drowning Pool hits the speakers and the fans cheer loudly as the sadistic and crazed Psycho can be seen on the triple screen, his Powerbomb one of many moves seen in his opening clips of matches past, the cheers then get louder as Psycho steps out from behind the curtains and grins sadistically at the bangs hanging above the ring and at the ladder now set up at the bottom of the rampway, he just walks down the steel ramp and stops at the ladder before looking at Ash in the ring and passing it before rolling under the bottom rope before kneeling down in the corner staring at Ash constantly, not taking his eyes away from the Flock leader.)

Jerry Walters:
Psycho, the ever present wildcard and a man looking to force his way back into the main event scene or more to the point, the world title scene, but to do that he has to win this match. Now let me explain how you do that, it is normal rules, in terms of pin or submission wins you the match, but above the ring hang 4 bags with weapons specially picked for this match, each one has a wrestlers name on it and rules state they can only collect there own, not just any bag!

Tim May:
I want to know what Psycho put in his bag, he swapped them over backstage and whatever it was, it won’t be nice, that much we can promise you!

Jerry Walters:
Indeed, Psycho was spotted swapping bags over earlier and that does beg the question, what is he intending to use so desperately?

(The cheers of the fans is suddenly broken into boos as the sound of Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park hits the speakers and the highlight reel of the man from creative control hits, his music however continues to play with no sign of anyone coming out and the boos slowly turn into whispers of confusion as Hurse is still nowhere to be seen, however suddenly he is seemingly shoved out from behind the curtains and the fans just go wild as Hurse steps out in a skirt, his hair is tied like that of a school girl and his face is covered in make up that he would have been held down and forced to wear, the fans are just going mad as Hurse just shouts abuse at them, telling them to shut up, but none of them are listening and he angrily paces down the ramp ignoring the front row of fans before reaching the ring and climbing on the apron only to see both Psycho and Ash laughing at him also, he just points at them both before telling them to shut up.)

Chapel:
This is disgusting, classic, but disgusting nonetheless!

Jerry Walters:
Oh….My….God! Bob has dressed Hurse up as a schoolgirl and Hurse has no choice but to wear the uniform HA!

Tim May:
Oh my! Jerry this isn’t funny, Hurse has to be embarrassed in that ring, he has to be!

(That tantalizing theme, "Wake Up", suddenly bursts the seams of the sound speakers, and leaking into a flood of cheers we get a reaction from the fans. Flash bulbs explode as the red curtain that dangles in the entranceway parts, and out steps the Team Leader: JOHNNY KINGDOM. As the fans stand to greet him properly, he smiles, telling everyone that tonight is going to be another fabulous night. His shirt reads POOR XAVIER in bold white letters; his pants are black with gold weaving down either side. No fancy pyrotechnics follow him as he heads down the ramp and into the ringside area, He isn’t wearing his costume but noticed Hurse in his and just smiles before nodding at him, he then just lifts the title in the air to a huge cheer before reaching the bottom of the ramp where he just steps up slowly on the apron waiting for the first man to move.)

Jerry Walters:
Kingdom has to be in the most jeopardy here, being the World Champion makes you a target and all three of these men will want a piece of Kingdom!

Tim May:
What else would you expect? If any of these men can beat him here tonight then the push they would earn for there career would be huge!

Chapel:
Keep in mind boys, that sooner or later these men will have to face me, Kingdom being the first and while he is in there fighting in a match like this, I’m here resting back and waiting for the right moment to strike, come Nuclear Warfare, you WILL see a new World Champion!

(Kingdom just looks at Hurse who is shaking his head and pointing at the champion warning him not to say anything to the laughter of the fans, but suddenly Psycho charges in behind Hurse slamming a forearm across his back and knocking him to the mat before viciously stomping on him as powerfully as he can meanwhile Ash just runs at Kingdom who is on the apron but the World Champion sees him coming and ducks down before ramming a shoulder into the midsection of the Flock leader before taking his head between the middle and top rope and then jumping off the apron hanging Ash on the middle rope as he falls to the safety mats on the outside.
Psycho just lifts Hurse back to his feet and into the corner before hitting a big chop across his chest and then another before a third, he then takes the arm of the man before throwing him across the ring into the opposite corner and following up with a huge clothesline that takes Hurse right from his feet before causing him to fall ass first on the mat, his back resting against the bottom turnbuckle but Psycho is relentless and just continues to stamp furiously across the chest of Hurse not giving him anytime to breathe at all.
He then steps away and just turns back toward the centre of the ring but as he does the World Champion Johnny Kingdom is in the ring and waiting for him and takes him down with a nice clothesline that levels Psycho, he then picks the crazed former contender back to his feet before lifting up and down into a powerslam, he then turns to Ash who is back on his feet and facing away from him, he runs at him and jumps up as he gets close kneeing Ash in the back and knocking him out of the ring through the ropes with a lot of power and impact causing Ash to bounce of the mats as he hits the outside of the ring.)

Jerry Walters:
Kingdom has a dominance of control here, he really is an opportunist and the beginning of the match has shown that. Chapel, what do you think you can take from what you are seeing in the ring right now?

Chapel:
Nothing, what could I possibly learn from a match full of four sinners who between them don’t bestow the talent I have!

Jerry Walters:
I’m not sure I agree with that actually, all these men are great athletes and if I recall, Kingdom has already beaten you once before!

Tim May:
Don’t question the soldier of god Walters! Yeesh! Do you have a death wish or something?

(With Ash on the outside and out of the way Kingdom turns back to Psycho who is back on all fours and wit all his power and weight just stops across the middle of the mans back knocking him back to a flat position face down on the mat, he continues to add more stomps across the middle of the back of Psycho and then leans down taking the man by the hair and lifting him back to his feet before grappling him from behind and then with great power throwing him for a German Suplex right over his head and neck first onto the mat, he then rolls to his knees and slowly stands back up to see Hurse on his knees holding the top rope to help him stand back up which he does, but as he turns to face Kingdom the World Champion bursts into life and just clothesline his former friend right over the ropes and to the outside of the ring right in front of the announce tables, he then turns his attention to Chapel at the commentary box and points at his future opponent before talking trash.
He refocuses himself and turns back to Psycho who is on his knees, as he gets close he grabs the hair of the former contender again but Psycho suddenly counters with a forearm to the groin that has the men in the crowd shuddering in there seat, Kingdom just creases up and falls to his knees to be the same level as Psycho who just hooks his arms and then crazily slams headbutt after headbutt into the face of the World Champion, he then lets go causing them both to fall backwards into sitting positions.
But while Kingdom just rolls onto his side holding his groin and his forehead in pain, Psycho stands up and shakes the cobwebs with a smile on his face, he then walks to Kingdom and takes him by the legs lifting them both in the air before suddenly grinning from ear to ear and dropping head first into his groin again causing Kingdom to leap up and down on the canvas in utter pain as the waves of agony ripple through him!)

Jerry Walters:
Oh my, I think Psycho is trying to make sure Kingdom never has children here, neither of those low blows would be legal normally, but in this match, it all goes!

Chapel:
Don’t disgust me Walters, the offspring of Johnny Kingdom, that’s enough to make a grown man cry, the world isn’t ready for such an abomination!

Tim May:
He’s right Jerry, can you imagine the seed of Johnny Kingdom, it would be horrible!

(Psycho just stands back up and stares down at the World champion as a loud eruption of cheers hits the fans and Ash can be seen back in the ring – ladder in hand!!! Psycho turns and Ash charges him down with the ladder knocking him to the mat, the blow is so hard Psycho just stands right back up in a daze and then right into another huge blow from the ladder to his face this time keeping him down, Ash then just hoists the ladder into the corner and rests it there before grabbing Psycho and lifting him to his feet, he takes him by the arm and angrily throws him at the ladder causing him to crash back first into it and then just lie against it trying to regain some composure, but Ash has Kingdom up now and just throws the champion into Psycho causing them to smash right into one another, Kingdom just falls backwards on the mat and then suddenly Psycho falls forward right into the groin of the World Champion again who just grabs his crown jewels and painfully rolls out of the ring and to the outside, Ash however is already on the move and uncharacteristically steps onto the apron and climbs to the top rope where he holds onto the ladders top before waiting as Psycho rolls onto his back before pushing it forward and riding the opposite side of it before using his weight to crash it down over the body off Psycho to a huge eruption from the fans!
Hurse is back up now and on the apron but Ash sees him and runs across the ring hitting his ankles with a baseball slide that knocks him back down to the safety mats and face first into the apron knocking him back against the announce tables holding his nose, Ash is on a roll now and just gets back up before turning back to Psycho to see the man pushing the ladder off of him before rolling onto his side laughing.
He walks across to him and stomps viciously on the ribs of Psycho a number of times before picking him back up and then hooking him in position for a suplex, he lifts him and drops him right across the ladder causing Psycho to burst out laughing while he arches his back in agony from the impact!)

Jerry Walters:
Ash with the help of that ladder that will play an ever dominate roll in this match has the upper hand here, in my opinion Ash has always been a man capable of the best, but he has in the past been known for not being able to lift himself to that final gear

Chapel:
Which in turn means he don’t deserve a damn thing same as Psycho, between them the two of them are failures and let downs and the world remembers every time they had there chance to shine and through it away, so stick at the opening of the show where they belong!

Jerry Walters:
I hardly believe they are show openers, these men could be future world champions and you and I both know that is very possible!

Tim May:
Are you and idiot Jerry, I said DON’T question the soldier of god!

(Ash just grabs the ladder and lifts it back to its vertical before opening it up under the line of bags above the ring, he locks the legs of the ladder in place and then slowly begins to climb up the rungs, one by one before suddenly the boos ring out as Hurse slides back in the ring in his girls schoolgirl uniform and just grabs one side of the ladder before rocking it to and fro and then letting go causing the ladder to tip sideways, Ash tries to block his fall but he lands a leg either side of the top rope, groin first!
Hurse just grabs the ladder then and places it on his shoulder like a rocker launcher before running at Ash and using the top of it to crack Ash in the side of the head and knock him out of the ring and back to the outside, he then turns to Psycho who is back up on his feet and waits for the man to turn and face him, he does and suddenly Hurse throws the ladder at him which Psycho catches but as he does Hurse lunges forward and big boots the rungs of the ladder right back into the face of Psycho knocking him off his feet and to the mat!
He then turns to see a weary Kingdom slide back in the ring, he just takes the champion by the head and with all the momentum he can muster he runs him across the ring by the back of the skull and then throws him right over the ropes opposite and to the safety mats below, hard.
He turns back to Psycho to see the man resting neck first across the middle rope, hoping for a breather but Hurse is not likely to give one and just walks across to him before pressing his knee over the back of Psychos neck and holding the top rope for leverage choking the former contender across the middle rope until he is blue in the face, he lets go and Psycho just rolls back into the ring holding his neck as he chokes up his breath still forcing him to laugh, this infuriates Hurse who takes the ladder and just wedges it between the top and middle turnbuckle with the head of it sticking right out toward the middle of the ring, he then turns back to Psycho who is up on his feet and just slams a right hand into his jaw knocking him back into the ropes before grabbing his arm and looking to throw him across the ring, but Psycho counters and throws Hurse instead who hits the ropes and comes back at Psycho, running right into a perfectly executed spinning powerslam that has the fans jumping on there feet with cheers!)

Jerry Walters:
Psycho counters with a brilliant powerslam! What a move and what a match so far in this main event of FUF!

Tim May:
Damn it! Come on Hurse, get back up!

Chapel:
Don’t worry about it, this is typical Psycho, he will waste the perfect opportunity now!

(But Psycho isn’t going to and just grabs the legs of Hurse before dragging him into the corner with the overhanging ladder before hooking the legs of Hurse under his armpits and then suddenly dropping backwards lifting Hurse face first right into the ladders rungs that knock him powerfully back down to the mat!
Psycho then just rolls back up onto his feet before taking the ladder and pulling it back out from the corner, he then just lifts it across his chest before slamming it across the stomach of Hurse causing him to curl up from the blow holding his stomach, Psycho then turns to set the ladder up but as he does Ash is there and the Flock Leader cleverly drops to the ground and takes Psycho down with a perfect drop toe hold that has the former world contender land face and chest first against the rungs of the ladder that he was holding!
Ash then just stands up and grabs the ladder quickly before placing it on its side against the side of Psycho who is laying flat on his back, he then runs off the ropes and hits a baseball slide into the ladder smashing it into the ribs of Psycho and knocking the man right out of the ring and to the outside. He then stands up and lifts the ladder again before setting it up under the bags and this time climbing faster and more confidently as he prepares to reach the top, he gets to the highest rung and looks at each of the bags before finding the one with his name on, he unties the bag but before he can even open it Kingdom shoulder barges the ladder, tipping it right over and sending Ash to the mat hard as the ladder falls onto the top rope and rests softly there!)

Jerry Walters:
Ash has got his bag down, but we can’t see what it is? Kingdom knocked the ladder over and once again Ash has taken a hard fall!

Tim May:
And the more he takes, the happier I am!

Jerry Walters:
Maybe so, but he will be back up, Ash has taken many a fall in his career and many harder then that, take Daemon Frost for example!

(Kingdom just lifts the ladder back up and sets it up in the middle of the ring before turning to Ash and stomping on him a number of times to keep him down he then turns back to the ladder and slowly begins to climb one side of it, but on the other side Hurse is back up and the two former friends begin to scale either side of the ladder going rung by rung as the fans on all sides of Madison Square Garden watch and wait for what is going to happen, they both reach the top rung and suddenly Kingdom lashes out with a vicious right hand, but Hurse fires back with one of his own, Kingdom hits out again and then Hurse, faster and faster the two men are just throwing right hands and doing all they can to knock the other off guard, but to the cheers of the fans Psycho suddenly slides back in and grabs one side of the ladder, Kingdom and Hurse both just grab the ropes hanging down from the roof holding the bags as the ladder tips and both men just grip with all they have to stop themselves falling to the mat hard.
Psycho just smiles at this and sees Ash in a daze getting back up he turns into Psycho but right into the boot of the former contender who then lifts him up onto his shoulders…PSYCHOSIS BOMB!!!! HE HITS IT!!! Psycho just covers Ash hooking both legs,
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NOOOO! Kingdom undid his bag and dropped from the roping landing with a splash right onto Psycho and Ash breaking the pin but the impact just winds him at the same time, all three men are down and Hurse is still hanging from the ropes above the ring his feet shaking about and his skirt swinging with every movement!)

Jerry Walters:
Hurse is going to fall Tim, he is going to drop!

Tim May:
Hold on Hurse, hold on, don’t fall!

Chapel:
No! Fall, fall, the sight up that skirt is horrible for crying out loud!

(Suddenly Chapel gets his wish and undoing his bag, Hurse cannot hold on anymore and drops to the mat hard. All four men are on the floor, three of the bags have been taken from above the ring and none of them opened and the fans are just chanting loudly for the World Heavyweight Champion to be the man who gets up first. However Ash is the one looking most likely to as he uses the top rope to lift himself to his feet, Kingdom is closely following him though and Ash turns and goes for a clothesline but Kingdom runs back at him and ducks the clothesline before putting on the breaks and waiting as Ash turns before hitting some big time right hands that knock the Flock Leader back, he then steps backwards and clotheslines Ash over the ropes and to the outside of the ring, he then kneels down and grabs the bag of Ash before opening it up and empting it out over the canvas!!! THUMBTACKS!!!
The fans are going wild at the sight of the shiny objects with there sharp ends as Kingdom just throws the bag aside and walks toward Hurse who is on both knees, but as he gets close Hurse suddenly counters and takes the legs from right underneath Kingdom causing him to fall backwards right onto the thumbtacks causing him to arch his back in pain, but Hurse isn’t finished and suddenly turn him into the Legend Lock!!!! The fans are on there feet as Kingdom cries out in pain from the submission hold, thumbtacks can be seen lodged in his back and his furious agony can be read in the brightness of his face as he cries out with a roar of determination, suddenly though to the relief of Kingdom Psycho is up and ladder in hand and slams it into the back of Hurse’s head taking the man down to the canvas before just looking up at the last remaining bag and smiling from ear to ear as he sets the ladder up and prepares to climb for it, he makes it up the first rung and slowly begins climbing the others, but on the other side of the ladder Kingdom is also climbing, the fans are on there feet, Psycho however seems uncaring of Kingdom and just reaches the top before untying his bag and holding it in his hand.
But before he can jump down Kingdom meets him and slams a right hand into his jaw before grabbing his head and smashing it against the top of the ladder causing Psycho to drop the bag to the mat below, suddenly though to the huge eruption of the fans Kingdom just hooks the arm of Psycho over his head and with a deep breath suddenly lifts him high vertically and keeps amazing balance on the top rung of the ladder before suddenly falling to his side and off the ladder to the mat, EXODUS FINALE OF THE TOP OF THE LADDER RIGHT ONTO THE FUCKING THUMBTACKS!!!!!!!!
Psycho’s body is just pulsating as he lies covered in tacks and laying motionless on the mat, Kingdom is hurt as well and also covered in tack but just gets to all fours, his hand resting on the Hurse bag, still unopened, suddenly though it is Hurse who grabs him by the shoulder looking to lift him up, but Kingdom just opens the back and throws whatever is inside toward him, a black ash seems to suddenly appear from the back and mists all around Hurse who just falls backwards and grabs at his eyes before Kingdom, just crawls onto Psycho,
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The bell sounds and the fans cheer loudly as Wake up plays over the sound system once more, Kingdom just sits up and looks hurt, blood coming from various parts of his body where he has taken a beating from the other opponents in the ring.)

Jerry Walters:
OH MY! Psycho has been destroyed in that ring by such a devastating move, this is unbelievable!

Tim May:
We need medics down here ASAP, Psycho is looking in a bad way and Hurse has yet again been hit in the face with something that should never have touched him, damn Jason and Bob for making him come out here tonight in the wrong gear, he is dressed as a schoolgirl for crying out loud, his dignity and his pride are gone for good now.

Chapel:
Would you excuse me!

Jerry Walters:
Where the hell are you goin-…Oh my, here we go!

(Chapel just stands up to a huge array of boos and just climbs up on the apron as a hurt Kingdom slowly begins to stand up, his back turned to his Nuclear Warfare opponent, the Holy man climbs in the ring as Demona just runs along the outside of the ring with a sadistic smile, Chapel just grabs the Kingdom bag that was dropped on the floor and not opened and slowly opens it and looks inside before smiling, then to the boos of the fans and the eruptions of all that are watching, Chapel pulls out the 2x4 covered in barbwire, metal shrapnel and glass, Kingdom has no idea and stands up before turning but turns right into a crack to the head from Chapel who rips his forehead open with one touch of the weapon to his skull! Blood is pouring down the face of Kingdom and the fans are chanting “Chapel sucks” but Chapel seems not to care and just slams the 2x4 over the fallen body of Kingdom again and again ripping through his team leader shirt and opening wounds all over his upper body!
He then throws the weapon aside and grabs Kingdom by the head before picking him up and lifting him off his feet, CRUCIFIER ON THE THUMBTACKS!!! HE HITS IT!!! The fans are going mad as Chapel just stands over Kingdom, he slowly looks up at Demona who is bouncing up and down and demanding he use the bag of Psycho, he turns to the bag and just kneels down lifting it up, he opens it and then an expressionless but evil glare overcomes him as officials begin to surround the ring, demanding this attack be stopped.
Suddenly the fans go nuts as Chapel pulls out a gasoline can from the bag and just holds it in the air, the fans are screaming for him to stop but Chapel is not done and just closes his eyes before murmuring a prayer, he then gently undoes the cap of the can before pouring a liquid around Kingdom and over his chest and legs as well before throwing the can aside and just walking to Demona who takes a lighter from her pocket and hands it to the number one contender…He lights it up and stands over Kingdom staring, whispering words, before suddenly the words stop…The lighter drops! OH MY GOD, THE LIGHTER CAUSES THE FLAMES TO RISE FROM THE LIQUID AND A CIRCLE FORMS AROUND KINGDOM HILE MORE FLAMES GATHER ON HIS CLOTHING AND ATTIRE!!!!!!!!
Officials suddenly run to the announce table as Kingdom just tries to roll around to get rid of the flames on his body, as this is happening Chapel just puts his hands together and looks up at the sky before turning and leaving the ring as officials slide in and quickly do as much as they can to put the fires out quickly, even Hurse and Ash are watching this in shock from down the sides of the rampway, as officials finally put Kingdom out, smoke coming from his burnt clothes and the black stained ring as Chapel just heads back up the ramp before finally the credits appear in the corner and the scene fades to black as another FUF comes to an end.)