January 7th 2004 - The First FUF of 2005!


(The black of the screen is all that can be seen before suddenly the shimmering letters of the ULW appear then disappear, then once more appears before the picture goes back to being black…Suddenly the haunting piano chords begin to play the backing of the tune faintly becoming obvious…The song “Heavens a lie” by Lacuna Coil being the theme.

Suddenly the drums and guitar of the song crash in and the opening symbol of Worlds Ending is seen before cutting into pictures of the fireworks and the fans, the vocals then begin and the various FUF matches are seen including various moves and matches from those events.
The four way is the first seen with Hunters arm being extended in victory as he defeats Rosa-Lee, Sean Johnson and Chris Kain, the scene then changes as the woman in the background continues to see Chris Kain laid out on the deck later in the show with Flock 4:20 written across his chest.

Suddenly the chorus hits and Chris Hunter is seen defeating Chastity with the assistance of Young Chris the two Young Gunnaz walking away from the ring victorious and looking thankful for there win before the scene cuts to various shots off The Silencer – Jenny Match the last shot being off Bob hitting her with the stink face only to have her furiously leave the arena for the last time swearing blind at her victorious opponent.

The vocals and instrumentals then calm and just the calm hum of the lead vocalist tones the scenes down again as Lethal is seen laid out on the rampway as is Shannon Skanes with the Flock standing over them, smiles on there faces. The scene then changes to that of Rebecca Raines and Vivian about to embrace with Angela smiling evilly in the picture between there two unaware heads.

With that the chorus hits again and Cortez and Young Chris are seen in there epic battle fighting the fight of there lives as they attack back and forth for the Xtreme title before Cortez is seen getting the win barely while Young Chris lays beaten and devastated on the mat.
More shots are seen now of Vivian and Hellkat fighting it out, many of the shots focusing on the assault to the neck Hellkat gave the new Women’s champion, however Vivian is seen pulling off the win and claiming her first ULW singles title!

Suddenly for a second the music dies down and the ghostly words of Lacuna Coils vocalist are heard above all else as Teresa’s wide eyes stare at Tommy Livingston his hand then crashing across her face as the chorus slams right back into the shots followed by her slamming the ashtray over his head and cutting to her moment with the pills outside the locker room. As the chorus begins to play her match with Lomond shows as she destroys him bit by bit throwing him all around the ring before finally finishing him with the one, two, three…However the scenes that follow are just met with pure silence as the music stops…

Jerry Walters:
Oh no! This is bad, this is very bad…Teresa is in a bad way!

A repeat of one of the verses comes back onto the screen as Teresa is seen being taken into the back and to a waiting ambulance, her eyes rolled back into her head and her body pulsating. The shot of the ambulance leaving is then seen before the shot of Sheryl grinning evilly as is Young Chris in the background is shown…As the scene fades a brief hesitation before the chorus is heard in the song as the shouts of bomb are heard alerting the ever present Bullseye…With that the chorus hits once more and the explosion is seen followed by the shot of Teresa in Bullseye’s arms, the EMT’s running toward the blood covered duo.

The shot slowly fades causing the music to stop as the scene becomes pure black…

Jerry Walters:
Oh man, this is going to kill someone…It’s a chamber made for destruction!

Tim May:
Look at it Jerry…This thing is huge!

Suddenly the chorus and the shots of the Pay Per View show again with the hardcore battle between Daemon and Kingdom, the attacks with the ladder, the shots with trash cans and the other weapons before Daemon is seen being thrown partly into the glass causing it to implode setting yet a more crude section of shots including both men hitting the exploding turnbuckles and the shot to Kingdoms face with the barbwire covered bat!
The shots continue with both the Frost special and the Exodus Finale being hit yet neither winning the match, the hardcore scenes then take over again with Daemon spearing Kingdom through the chamber glass before showing how the fight continued on the roof with the unmasking of Hurse causing the cracked roof that feel underneath the feet of the two men. Finally the song begins to end with the last shot being of Kingdom on a stretcher bed holding the World title in the air with all the energy he has left before the scene and the music end.)


WELCOME LIVE…TO FUF!!! At the Bakodun Hall, Tokyo, Japan


(Break Stuff then hits the sound system as pictures of Daemon Frost, Hellkat and Chris Cortez are seen followed by shots of Gerard Angelo and the Flock at Worlds ending. A shot of Bullseye hitting Celestra with a spear is picture before more shots of the likes of Chris Kain, Silencer, Hurse before a shot of Johnny Kingdom hitting Daemon with a chair is shown followed by a bloody faced former champion...Finally the last shot air’s with Johnny Kingdom holding the title high and proud before the scene cuts to inside the Japanese arena where suddenly fireworks fly from the traditional FUF stage area with the triple screen, the huge sold out Bakodun arena is on its feet and to no surprise the Japanese fans are able to make more noise then anyone the ULW has ever visited. The pyro just keeps coming as ULW celebrates its first ever visit to the Japan and as it ends the cameras skim the area to see signs everywhere, literally everywhere including pictures of various wrestlers and catchphrases written.)

Jerry Walters:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO FUCKED UP FRIDAY! I am Jerry Walters here alongside the ever annoying Tim May and here we are in the great Japan for our first ever ULW show and what an event its going to be with a huge main event pitting our new World Champion in the ring with a former World Champion, Hellkat!

Tim May:
What? No way, Kingdom is a sell out, have you heard the appreciation he has given Hurse after his title win, if it wasn’t for Creative Control, he would not be World Champion today, the gold has gone to his head…

Jerry Walters:
Amazing, you pick and choose your favourites more times then the wind changes…

Tim May:
The wind changes 215 times per second!

Jerry Walters:
How the hell did you know that?

Tim May:
We are in Japan idiot, I managed to pick up a little gadget that told me!

(Suddenly 'natural high' by union underground blasts over the speakers and the fans jump to there feet with boos and Japanese swear words as the words “Flock 4:20” flash across the triple screens, Angela walks out first a smile on her face followed by Ash, Gerard Angelo and Killswitch. The four of them stand at the top of the ramp and look over the fans for a second before heading down the rampway and into the ring as the fans continue to do all they can to verbally hold them back.
Angela jumps up onto the middle ropes and smiling, begins to share words with some of the fans before jumping down as Ash takes the microphone from Kailey Worf the announcer who is about to leave the ring but is stopped in her tracks by Gerard Angelo and Killswitch. The music dies down and Kailey looks at the two men then back at Ash and Angela, somewhat confused. )

Ash:
Kailey…What’s the rush? I mean have we done something to offend you? Have we done something to annoy you? Why don’t you want to bask in the greatness that is Flock 4:20?

(Kailey just shakes her head and tries to convince Ash that she was not running away merely getting out of there way.)

Ash:
Ok, ok, but I don’t want you out of the way, not yet, actually I have a little interaction to make with these fans then I have some questions for you…

(Kailey still looks confused as Ash turns away from her, a little fearful as well, Angela just smiles at her as her husband looks across the fans before raising the microphone to his mouth.)

Ash:
Hello…TOKYO, JAPAN!

(A Huge cheer goes up, many of them not actually knowing what he is saying apart from the sound of there hometown causing a cheap pop from the sold out arena’s audience.)

Ash:
So hear we are on Fucked up Friday, the flagship show of the ULW, the biggest show in the wrestling business and the first one of 2005 to add to all of that as well! What a rush! But already I see some changes that we need to make…

Jerry Walters:
What the hell is this man on about and why the hell are they keeping Kailey in that ring like a caged dog!?!

Tim May:
If you shut up maybe we will find out!

Ash:
You see I am officially naming this show Flocked Up Friday as of this day, I just don’t think the name has the right bell, yet the name Flock in the title is bound to make it a success, much like the careers of The Flock itself.
You see, we have come here from NLCW, a federation that couldn’t handle the talent and the pedigree we have, we were in CWA a federation that was not able to cope with our dominance and unreachable levels of charisma and now finally we are here…ULW…And going by the name of there flagship show, they need a new marketing division.

(A boo is echoing around the arena by those who understand what he is saying and those who paid the extra cash to have a translater in there chair.)

Ash:
In just minutes of our being here we have already put a better jingle on the god damn name…But enough about that, lets get to business and lets start with Shannon Skanes…He tried to warn us off, he tried to tell us to stay out of his way, Shannon…YOU ARE NOTHING HERE!

(A louder boo hits the fans as Ash raises his voice, many just following what everyone else is doing.)

Ash:
You are GWO, not ULW and in turn have no place telling us what we can and cannot do, we made you an your rules look pathetic back in CWA, we abolished anything that you through at us and that’s when you DID have power, here you have none, what chance could you possibly stand!?!
And to try and protect Lethal Weapon of all of them, I mean what the hell are you thinking? This is the guy who has had a obsession with destroying you for over 3 years…3 years Shannon! We are doing you a favor!

(Ash just shakes his head and continues to pace the ring before looking up the ramp as if talking to Skanes directly.)

Ash:
Lethal Weapon is wasteful, he was past his time a long way back pal and him being your champion is a disgrace to the industry itself, you know that Skanes! That’s why you banned us from the arena when we meant to fight off, you didn’t want Weapon in that kind of high profile match and you didn’t want the world to see me destroy someone of his reputation with such ease…it wasn’t good for your ratings! Shannon, drop this act, you want Lethal out of this business as much as we do and the sooner he is gone the better it is for us all, so what if you lose a World Champion, you will get another one, a better one…Just like in time the ULW will get a better World Champion, Ash Fierro…But first, we have to show our power…Ang?

(Ash holds the microphone out to Angela who turns from Kailey and takes it in her hands before looking out at the crowd who begin a chant in Japanese that Angela is unsure the meaning off.)

Angela:
Ok, ok, whatever you non-english, communistic pricks say! But lets get to the point shall we, tonight is the tester…Tonight the ULW see what the bought, they see the Flock 4:20, they see Gerard Angelo destroy Chris Kain, they see Angela Fierro and Ash Fierro represent Flock against the Women’s champion and former number one contender and they are going to see Flock Victorious!
You know that’s the most annoying thing, the pundits, the media, they believe that in ULW, the Flock are going to be just something else, just another group who will fade…WE ARE THE FLOCK DAMN IT…Do you honestly believe we are going to let the likes of the FUF roster get retribution on us this week, next week, the week after…We are better then that, we have always been better then that. Flock are going to rule FUF, they are going to dominate and anything our opponents can do…We can do better!

(Suddenly Angela turns cracking Kailey in the face with the microphone knocking her to the mat out cold before picking her up by the hair before shouting in her face and throwing her toward the ropes, she bounces off them and as she comes back ANGELA’S ASHES (Superkick of Irish whip)!!! Right to the jaw! Kailey just lays there flat out when suddenly Imaginary by Evanescence hits the speakers!!!
The fans suddenly jump to there feet as Ash and Angela look to the rampway and Vivian appears from the back looking pissed off the Women’s championship over her shoulder, Rebecca Raines appears with her and the two of them suddenly run towards the ring causing the Flock members to disperse through the ropes and to the outside as the two women enter the ring.
Ash just smiles cocky grin at Vivian as she looks over the ropes at them, Rebecca just checks on Kailey in the squared circle, the rest of Flock are all smiling as well now, Vivian just picks up the microphone Angela dropped and raises it to her mouth.)

Vivian:
Angela, is that your name? Oh I’m sorry, I guess I just didn’t care enough to find out about you before, but now that we have your whole history, let me tell you mine, I am a rookie still in my first year of this business, I am a former Tag Team Champion, I am the Women’s champion and I am one of the baddest bitches in the business today! Oh and you know the Coven right? Ask them about the man who made me who I am today…Ask them about AWOL!

(Angela just grins as if uncaring about the words coming from Vivian’s mouth.)

Vivian:
Actually, you know what…Better yet, I have a great idea…New Beginnings, lets see how great you really are, lets see you fight me…One on one for the Women’s championship! What about Angela?

(The fans are cheering loudly as Vivian challenges the new ULW member, but before she can answer the sound of Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems hits the speakers and once more the boo’s echo out as Conrad Gray smugly steps from the back in a freshly ironed suit that looks very smart around him. He has a microphone in hand and looks at the Flock on the ramp and then at Vivian and Rebecca Raines in the ring. His music stops and he raises the microphone looking at the Flock members once more.)

Conrad:
I see you guys don’t make friends easily in the locker room, my sister said you would be hard to handle and it seems she may well be right. But Flocked Up Friday? Really? However that is not why I am out here, you guys were bought in for one reason and I am taking Lethal Weapon’s inability to compete this week as a small preview of the real thing…And the real thing will be what I MYSELF do to him at the Pay Per View when I face him one on one!

But to make sure you guys don’t get in over your head…Let’s see what we can do for you guys starting with Gerard Angelo…Gerard…If you win tonight, if you beat Chris Kain, I will personally tear up Chris Kain’s contract in front of your very eyes and fire him!

(Another large boo echoes out as Conrad just grins and nods his head as if he knows what he is doing, Gerard just faces him smiling from ear to ear.)

Conrad:
You know what else I am going to do for you Mr. Angelo…If indeed you do put an end to Chris Kain’s career later tonight, I am going to make certain that at the Pay Per View on January 30th… Its going to be Gerard Angelo Vs either Silencer or Bullseye for the Television title!

(Gerard is looking even happier as the rest of the Flock members just look on in suspicion. The fans are hating this and Vivian as well as Rebecca can’t believe what they are seeing.)

Conrad:
Then there was Killswitch, the only person not booked this week on our show, well, you know what…I have something you might like, you see, I am making the Xtreme Championship a 24/7 Title…That means that anytime, anywhere, anyhow, you can fight for that belt and win it, all you need is a referee! A few weeks ago when I said Young Chris was the true champion I was not lying, he is and I won’t have Chris Cortez prove ME wrong, so damn it I will accept anyone as Xtreme Champion apart from him…

(The fans actually show mixed reactions for this, the 24/7 rule basically allowing all out chaos anywhere in the arena while at the same time causing trouble for the much loved Chris Cortez, Suddenly Vivian lifts the microphone interrupting Conrad causing his face to become red with anger.)

Vivian:
OK HOLD THE GOD DAMN PHONE! They come in here and lay out an announcer for no god damn reason, they threaten to take over the show and you are basically rewarding them? Bribing them? Conrad Gray scared of the Flock…Who would figure!

Conrad:
I AM NOT SCARED…I am merely doing my duty!

Vivian:
What’s next? Are you going to name Ash the new number one contender for the World title because he smells nice!

(Conrad just glares at Vivian, as Ash nods approvingly.)

Conrad:
Well…No…

(A large cheer goes up as Ash stares in shock at Conrad Gray expecting to be given the number one contenders spot…)

Conrad:
But, BUT…I do have a match for Ash, you see, the world title scene is a confusing one, you have Hellkat demanding her shot, Daemon is allowed a re-match as well and of course you have the likes of Silencer, Bullseye, looking to meet that point as well. But right now Hurse is the number one contender!

Jerry Walters:
HURSE!!!! HOW THE HELL DID HE DESERVE IT!?!

Tim May:
Ssshhh!

(Even the wrestlers around Conrad look in shock at that announcement, Ahs is now walking slowly towards Conrad who just signals for Ash to calm down and seems intimidated by the group ahead of him.)

Conrad:
Ok, look… Ash, I can’t give you a shot at the title, not that title, not until you have earned it or the other competition who have been here longer are not legible to compete, meaning they get there shots and lose!

(Ash just begins shouting “Fine then what about Angela, you better have something for Angela?”)

Conrad:
Oh I do…But I need you to leave me and Vivian to this first, I promise though, I swear to you in fact that Angela will have something huge to boost her ULW career…

(the rest of the Flock have joined Ash now and all repeat his warnings to him before slowly walking past and taking a last look at the wrestlers in the ring before heading backstage, Conrad, just wipes his forehead and pulls on his shirt collar before turning to Vivian and pulling a letter from his pocket.)

Conrad:
Now Vivian, you are the reason I came out here…You see me and you have some history together now, but the one thing we don’t have is closure and you know what i have here in my hand…It’s closure Vivian, this letter is everything I need to finally win our little argument.

Vivian:
You’re bluffing.

Conrad:
No, no I’m not, you see I had this mailed off once the doctors had finished with you at the county hospital back in New Jersey after Worlds ending and the results I got back from some scans you had done was amazing, truly amazing!

(Vivian just stares at Conrad who slowly heads down the ramp, stopping halfway, his smile noticeable as she breathes harder, every breathe growing larger with fear as he opens the letter up and shows it to the fans.)

Conrad:
Vivian Fox’s scan results ladies and gentleman and do you know what they say?

Vivian:
CONRAD SHUT UP!

Conrad:
Oh, no my dear this will make you look great…They say guys and girls of Tokyo, that Vivian Fox has suffered a Hairline Fracture in her neck, severe Hairline Fracture is the correct words used here. What is worse is that Vivian Fox is not cleared to wrestler AT ALL!

(Vivian just swears under her breathe as Conrad smiles at her and heads the rest of the way down the ramp as he does two security mean appear from the side of the rampway and stand either side of Conrad Gray.)

Conrad:
Vivian, I have some bad news for you, ya see, you are going to be out for a very long time, well, a month earliest, which means you are not capable of defending the Women’s championship. Now in my other pocket if you wish me to, I can read out a clause that sates that the Women’s championship must be defended EVERY Pay Per View asked by higher management – me – and well, it just so happens I want that title defended at New Beginnings…So, with heart felt apologies Vivian, I am stripping you of the Women’s championship!

(A loud boo goes out as Vivian glare at the Women’s title for a second in her hands, Conrad just asks her away from the mic to slide it under the ropes to him, with hesitation she does and Conrad just smiles wider before stepping off to the side and raising the mic again as he looks up at Vivian who ignores the pleas from Rebecca Raines to tell him where to go.)

Conrad:
Now Vivian, if you leave the ring please and accompany these two men to the parking lot as I am officially banning you from the arena without pay until you are fully fit and recovered and given the all clear by the doctors. Have a nice night!

(Conrad just smiles and walks back up the ramp as Vivian stares at Rebecca Raines who has to seemingly taking on the Fierro couple by herself now, Conrad disappears through the curtain to his music and the boos of the fans as Vivian begrudgingly steps from the ring and joins the two men as they escort her back up the ramp leaving Raines to look on confused and worried about her match later in the night and about the welfare of her friend Vivian Fox.)


Commercial



Back in the arena


Jerry Walters:
What can I say, I have seen some sick things in my life but in just one moment at the beginning of our programming, little 17 year old Kailey was superkicked right to hell, then Conrad Gray seemingly rewarded the Flock for such actions giving Gerard Angelo a possible TV title shot and he telling Killswitch that the Xtreme title was now 24/7!

Tim May:
What the hell are you talking about Jerry? He was not kissing up to the Flock, he was merely being diplomatic and making good television, are you telling me a 24/7 Xtreme belt doesn’t sound good!

Jerry Walters:
I think it sounds great Tim, I really do, but Cortez won that after a war with Young Chris and this is unfair on the young lad to say the least, the whole roster will be out for him now! And if that wasn’t enough he just stripped Vivian of the Women’s championship!

Tim May:
She was injured, he was well within his rights!

Jerry Walters:
He was and that’s the sickening part about it, she went through hell to win that belt and just like that, he takes it right back at his very first chance because she picked up an injury on the targeted neck that Hellkat destroyed at Worlds Ending!

Tim May:
So you’re saying its sickening he done his job?

Jerry Walters:
No, I’m saying it’s sickening how he done his job!


Daemon Frost Vs Sean Johnson


The lights dim to kind of a dark fade, as blue and gold flashing lights appear all over the arena, at the same time Griffin's music hits, as the entrance blasts a total of 6 silver flames, 3 on each side, as they remain lit afterwards... Then the sides of the ramp light up with fire, guiding Griffin down to the ring, he comes out, flips off the fans, and at an even pace, makes his way down to the ring, as he enters, you heard a loud BOOOM!! Sound, and the flames disappear and the lights come back on.

Tim May: “Well look who finally decided to show up.”

Jerry Walters: “Sean Johnson has been missing in action for most of this week. I’m surprised to see him here now.”

Suddenly Daemon Frost walks from behind the curtain to a huge reaction from the fans. Dressed in a white button down shirt and black tie, Daemon stands there, a smile on his face and cuts, scars and plaster covering his face after his huge Glass Chamber match at Worlds Ending. He listens for a moment, to both his own music and the crowd around him. Moonlight Sonata blares out over the speakers, a complete contrast to the violence that will ensue shortly. He walks, completely focused to the ring, one foot in front of the other, where he quickly hops up onto the apron, pulling on the ropes before stepping into the ring.

Jerry Walters:
Daemon is looking prepared here, but how much of him is ok for this match, it was not long ago since his fight against Kingdom and he must be exhausted.

Tim May:
Exhausted? Are you making excuses for him already!?!

Jerry Walters:
No I am simply stating the facts!

The bell sounds and Sean Johnson is already looking cocky, seemingly believing Daemon to be to weak to put up a battle, Daemon just grins back at him evilly, they circle each other slowly, neither of them dropping into a stance or a defensive posture, suddenly the lock up neither man giving ground. Suddenly Sean Johnson craftily manages to break the lock up and gets underneath Daemon lifting him off his feet and dropping him with a slam right onto his chest causing him to cry out in pain as the scars from the turnbuckle explosion at the Pay Per View burn with the impact!
Griffin just smiles and taunts the fans before grabbing Daemon Frost again and lifting him to his feet, holding him against the ropes he shouts in Frost’s face before slapping a chop right across those scars, then another then another before throwing him off them and across the ring. Daemon runs across hitting the ropes opposite and spring back at Sean Johnson who misses the clothesline and is dropped with the counter right into a running Neckbreaker that takes both men to the mat with impact!

Jerry Walters:
Daemon Frost has more the one weakness on this day and I think Sean Johnson at his best would be able to manipulate them to his best advantage!

Tim May:
Yeah but face it, Sean Johnson has not been at his best for months! Not since he left the first time around!

Jerry Walters:
There is truth in those words I am afraid to say!

(Daemon rolls out of the ring and onto the apron as Sean Johnson rolls onto his elbow holding his neck, he gets up but the fans are on there feet as Daemon climbs to the top rope and perches himself there, Sean has not seen a thing, he stands to his feet and looks around dazed for a moment before facing Daemon! The former champ flies off the ropes and hits him with a nice Crossbody taking him to the ground but the momentum rolls him right off Sean Johnson allowing Griffin to roll back up onto his feet, Daemon just runs at him but Sean ducks and throws Daemon over his head, however Frost counters and manages to land on the apron just behind Sean Johnson. Johnson steps forward then turns to see Daemon ad throws a wild right hand but Daemon ducks it and slams and elbow into his mid-section between the middle ropes before standing back up and leaping over the ropes hitting Sean with a sunset flip taking him right over!
1…
2…
3…
DAEMON WON!!! WITH A SUNSET FLIP!!! )

Jerry Walters:
I can’t believe that! I have not seen someone win with that move in…Well…A long, long time!

Tim May:
Sean Johnson’s career is looking more and more over every week, at the PPV he lost to that turncoat Hunter and now this week he lost Via a Sunset Flip!!

Jerry Walters:
I would hate to be Sean Johnson when he goes to visit Conrad later on!

(Frost just rolls out of the ring and after just that short time looks shattered, he sits against the apron as Sean Johnson just sits up in the ring pulling on his hair still in shock that he was pinned quite so quickly and with such a tame move as well. He rolls out of the ring and begins going back up the ramp to the chant of “The goodbye song” as the referee accompanies him.
Daemon just stands but begins to stumble, he makes it around to the front of the ring and the bottom of the rampway but falls to one knee, instantly the ULW Doctor rushes from the back and kneels beside Daemon, the two begin to talk before the doctor just calls backstage for a stretcher and some EMT’s as Daemon falls onto his rear then lays down his eyes closing without a fight as the bed makes its way beside him.)


Backstage


(A large black limousine pulls up in the parking lot as the fans in the back watch with anticipation as to who it could be, however when the door opens they are left booing loudly as the Owner of the ULW Sheryl Marie Gray steps out a smug smile on her face, she is handed her bag by the Japanese driver and takes it before walking toward the arena doors, yet as she reaches them Young Chris steps out from beside her.)

Young Chris:
Mrs. Gray?

(She stares at his beaten features for a second and shakes her head before turning to face him.)

Young Chris:
It’s last week…I have a bad feeling…

Sheryl:
About what?

Young Chris:
Teresa Hilton, what if she is…You know?

Sheryl:
Dead?

Young Chris:
No…Alive! Dead I can handle, but alive, if she is alive then we could all be in for it ya know?

Sheryl:
She is not alive, we made sure of that, if the drugs didn’t kill her then the explosion certainly did! Why the hell would you even think differently?

Young Chris:
Bullseye…I saw his face, it has cuts all over it, he is looking a real mess, I jut think he may have something to do with it!

(Sheryl stares at his face for a second his eyes seemingly looking left and right quick, before glancing back at her, she just sighs and shakes her head.)

Sheryl:
Fine…Ill check it out, just concentrate on your match tonight ok? You kept your end of the bargain and helped me get rid of Teresa so I will keep mine.

Young Chris:
So your going to give me and Chris Hunter the tag titles?

(Sheryl just bursts out into a laugh.)

Sheryl:
GIVE YOU the titles? No! Of course not, ill put you in a match for them though…At the Pay Per View, ill make it Chris Hunter and Young Chris AKA the Young Gunnaz Vs…

Young Chris:
Piddle and Plop?

Sheryl:
Our shadow carders? NO! I would not even have them curtain jerk for FUF!

Young Chris:
Then…Who?

Sheryl:
…Chastity and Kathy Smith…The Glamour Girls…Yeah, I like that!

(Sheryl just smiles at Young Chris before grabbing her bag and walking into the arena leaving his jaw on the floor as he looks on shocked at what she has just said!)


Also Backstage


(The scene opens in the locker room of Chris Cortez, he is in his attire and is watching the television monitor that shows the beginning of the show, he shakes his head at this seemingly stuck in disbelief when suddenly his door flies open and from behind he is hit with a Kendo stick knocking him to the ground! The man enters and it’s the ULW shadow carder plop, all 112 pounds of him! He enters with a referee and covers Cortez,
1…
2…
No! Cortez kicks out!
Plop gets up and looks for another Weapon but as he does his own tag team partner piddle charges in with his 400 pound body and steam rollers Plop to the ground before realizing a camera is watching them and begins to wave at it only to have a chair driven into his back by Plop!
The camera lowers down to see Cortez with the title in hand crawl out of his locker room and head out of the room, the two shadow carders unaware of his disappearance as they continue to fight in the locker room.)


Back in the arena


Jerry Walters:
Already the attacks have begun, this is going to be mad!

Tim May:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Plop nearly pinned Cortez!! Can you believe even Piddle and Plop are getting in on this act?

Jerry Walters:
I thought they were banned from televised showings because there names were deemed to silly!

Tim May:
Things have changed HA!

Jerry Walters:
Oh god! Tim now supports the ULW’s very own underdogs!


Xtreme Title
Chris Cortez Vs ???


The Soviet National Anthem hits the arena PA as our guest commentators for this match begin to file out. The first being the sparsely goateed mayor of Not-Mnooseville, the not-so-jolly fat man, Ron. Tom Green's "Bum Bum Song" shortly follows, as Ron's arch-nemesis, the mayor of Mnooseville, the man with the beautiful bum, Bob, log rolls down the aisle in pursuit. For some reason Ron is wearing overalls and seemingly nothing else, while Bob has placed a big straw hat on his clown wig. The two take up positions at the announce table.

Ron: Here we are Bob, as the Loons, the official Welcoming Committee of ULW welcome the Xtreme title to Fricked Up Friday.

Bob gasps in horror.

Bob: You said a filthy word!

Ron: Not nearly as filthy as the real one!

Union Underground's "Natural High" kicks up as newcomer Gerard Angelo walks out to a mild series of boos from the crowd. Gerard shakes his head and waves them off.

Ron: Gerard Angelo not a very popular figure here in the ULW arena.

Bob: Yes, usually the Japanese are very nice and polite towards wrestlers, but they must know, like Bob does, that Michelangelo consorts with strange mnooses.

Ron: Riiiiight.

"Let's Go" by a bunch of rappers I'm too lazy to name begins, signaling the entry of Brooklyn's own Chris Hunter. The fans seems to have more of a disliking to him then Angelo, as they're a bit louder with the boos, well that and some joker yelling out "KOBASHIIIIIIII!"

Bob: And here we have the one of the few, the proud, the Mnoose Hunter. Mr. Hunter played sports for a very nice school.

Ron: Really? What did he play?

Bob: He was nose-picking tackle for the Mnooseketball team.

Ron: I'm not familiar with the game.

Bob: It's the national sport of Mnooseville!

Ron: And thus you see why I'm not familiar with it, you invented it!

Bob: The winner gets a tube sock full of sliced ham. Mmmm.... ham.

Prolifik's "One of a Kind" announces the entry of ULW's own Xtreme Champion, none other then Chris Cortez. Cortez comes out to a somewhat mixed reaction, a mix of cheers and boos.

Bob: Christmas Shorts getting a somewhat mixed reaction.

Ron: A mixed reaction, much like his mixed racial heritage, a Spanish last name and a hometown in Scotland.

Bob: Bob doesn't like Scotland; they don't wear pantaloons there.

All three men are in the ring staring each other down.

Ron: Chris Cortez with a distinct size advantage here.

Bob: Yes indeed, Chris Cortez plus any of the other two equals Bob, but Michelangelo and Mnoose Hunter are three hams heavier then Bob. Mmmm.... ham.

All three men slide out of the ring and begin digging under the ring for weapons when suddenly the opening riffs of the Murderdolls' "Dead in Hollywood" begin to play. In typical Loons fashion, the leader of the welcoming committee, as well as THE HARDCORE MESSIAH, SPIDER, walks down the ring carrying his Bag O TryX, AND WEARING A REFEREE SHIRT TO BOOT!

Bob: Bob can't think of anyone better to keep control in this match then Spider-Man! He will catch the bad guys just like buzzing flies!

Ron: Well I can think of someone.

Bob: Who?

Ron: Jeremiah Deeze!

Bob: Who's Deeze?

Ron: The participants of the Hardcore Open, Bob!

Anyway the ring is loaded with all sorts of hardcore rubbish, trash cans, a few steel chairs, some road signs with that wacky Japanese kanji, and what looks to be a bucket filled with a strange menacing liquid. SPIDER pulls a pair of two-handed tongs out of the bag and puts the bucket into the bag, shaking his head.

Ron: SPIDER ruling that the infamous Harris Pee Bucket is too lethal a weapon for this match.

Bob: Pee pee shouldn't be used as a weapon in any kind of match.

With the Harris Pee Bucket disposed of SPIDER calls for the bell. Everyone has a weapon. Cortez brandishing a large wrench, Angelo with a chair, and Hunter with a stop sign. The three stare each other down, no one wanting to make the first move. Angelo fakes throwing the chair at Chris H, but instead throws it right into Chris C's head! He quickly runs over for the cover, but SPIDER doesn't even have time to drop to his knees before Chris H breaks it up with a shot from the stop sign. Gerard gets to his feet only to be kicked in the gut and DDT'ed on the stop sign.

Bob: Mitchell Angelo DDT'ed face first into the chair!

Ron: As opposed to being DDT'ed bum first?

Bob: It doesn't hurt if you do it bum first, not with Bob's bum anyway.

Ron: Yes, it's like two badly parked hippopotamuses.

Bob: (giggling) Bob doesn't have a Hippopotamus Bottomus!

Chris H drops down for a cover on Gerard, and gets a one count from SPIDER before the other Chris pulls him out of the ring. Cortez rains down a few punches to Hunter's head, before introducing his face to the ring post. Cortez whips Hunter towards the steel steps only to be reversed, and crash into them himself, sending him flipping over them as he impacts on the hips. Chris Hunter turns and celebrates, pumping his fists in the air, only to find the bottoms of Gerard Angelo's boots connecting with the back of his head as the big man slides under the bottom rope with a baseball slide dropkick.

Ron: Gerard Angelo's background with the American national pastime coming into play.

Bob: Mitchell Angelo didn't play baseball!

Ron: I never said he did! He took care of the dirt and dust on the field!

Gerard Angelo lifts Chris H up with a vertical suplex, leaving him hanging for several seconds before dropping him back. Angelo turns to focus on Chris Cortez, but he's met with a kick to the gut and a snap suplex. Cortez bends down to pick up Chris H, and is met with a fist to the skull, followed by a stalling reverse vertical suplex. Cortez slips back, attempting to escape the hold, but is caught by Gerard Angelo! The challengers hit a fusion Sidewalk Slam/Anaconda Vice, dropping the champion to the floor. Both cover, SPIDER drops for a one count before Hunter shoves Angelo off. The two rise to their feet and begin trading blows.

Ron: Well so much for momentary teamwork!

Bob: Hardcore wrestling isn't synchronized swimming, even though sometimes the Speedos are the same.

Chris Hunter gets the better of Gerard Angelo in their little game of fisticuffs, Gerard is rocked by a hard right that turns him around and sends him staggering. Hunter comes in with a clothesline, but Angelo drops and sends Hunter shoulder first into the ring post with a drop toehold. Hunter stumbles around, clutching his shoulder, leaving him wide open to a Gerard Angelo overhead German suplex. Angelo rolls Chris Hunter into the ring and pulls out a table, sliding it into the ring after him.

Bob: Tables always remind me of food. And food always reminds me of ham. Mmmm.... ham.

Ron: I'm announcing this match with Homer Simpson!

Angelo sets up the table in the middle of the ring, he signals for the Past Tense, lifting Hunter up onto his shoulder. But the move is interrupted by the champion, who takes a chair to the back of Angelo with a loud THWACK. Chris Hunter is unceremoniously dumped on the ground, while Cortez stabs the thin part of the chair into Angelo's gut, doubling him over. Cortez drops the chair and applies a standing head scissors to Angelo, following up by lifting him and NAILING A STUMP-PULLER PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR!

Ron: Cortez hit the piledriver, he's doing to retain the title!

Bob: Bob doesn't like driving piles, they don't have very good steering.

SPIDER drops down to cover... one.... two.... Chris Hunter breaks it up with an elbow to the back of Chris Cortez' head! Pushing the table out of the way, Chris Hunter grabs a pair of trash can lids, and proceeds to bash them repeatedly in a windmill like fashion against Chris Cortez' head. Dropping one of them Chris Hunter takes to the ropes, winding up form a big shot from the trash can lid, only to be caught with a sudden belly-to-belly suplex from Chris Cortez! All three men are down on the mat. SPIDER begins the ten count.

Ron: Boy, wouldn't this just suck if it ended in a draw?

Bob: The mnooses tell me that there has never been a match in ULW that ended like that, "Cheese Cutting" Ron!

Ron: I know, that's why it would suck!

With a burst of energy a kneeling Cortez dives across the ring to cover Gerard Angelo. One.... two..... Gerard kicks out at two! Cortez can't believe it! He goes over to SPIDER's Bag 'o TryX and pulls out a boxing glove wrapped in barbed wire. Cortez crouches, waiting for Gerard Angelo to turn. Slowly Angelo pivots toward Cortez, and Cortez launches his attack, only for Angelo to duck and deck Chris Hunter in the face! Cortez turns to Gerard Angelo, and if met with a kick to the midsection, and a GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB ON THE STOP SIGN!

Ron: And just like that Gerard Angelo has taken control of this match!

Bob: Michaelangelolololo with a butt-stench powderbomb on Christmas Shorts.

Ron: Bob, I just tried to imagine that move you describe, and I am positively sickened.

Bob: You're welcome.

Angelo peels Cortez off the mat and sets the table upright again. With a look of disdain on his face he lays the Xtreme champion across the table. Gerard Angelo slowly climbs the turnbuckle, signaling for his trademark moonsault. He reaches the top rope, BUT WHAT'S THIS?! Chris Hunter is back up, and with a burst of speed climbs the ropes and hooks Angelo, THROWING HIM OVER HIS HEAD IN A BACK DROP SUPERPLEX! THROWING HIM SO HARD THAT GERARD ANGELO FLIPS IN MIDAIR AND LANDS RIGHT ON CHRIS CORTEZ, SENDING BOTH OF THEM THROUGH THE TABLE! The crowd chants "HOLY SHIT!" as the three competitors lay on the ground.

Ron: Everyone is laid out here! Nobody is moving!

Bob: It looked to Bob that Mnoose Hunter came down and landed with the back of his head on the stop eating sign.

Ron: The stop eating sign?

Bob: Sure. The sign that tells Bob in the car to stop eating and looks for other cars driving the other way.

SPIDER sighs and slowly begins the mandatory ten count. One, two, three, four, five, six... seven... both Chrises begin to stir. Chris Hunter is up, Chris Cortez is up. Chris H is looking away, Cortez drops into the set up position for his superkick finisher, the name of which is too gangsta to quote in serious play by play. Chris Hunter wearily turns, AND GETS CHRIS CORTEZ' BOOT JAMMED RIGHT INTO HIS CHIN!

Ron: In Your Face! Cortez hit his finisher! It's over!

Bob: It's not over until the pleasantly plump lady sings, and Bob's aunties are nowhere to be seen!

Cortez covers! One........ two....... GERARD ANGELO BREAKS IT UP WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! The enraged Angelo pulls Cortez up off the ground, lifting him onto his shoulders and parading around the ring with before.... PAST TENSE! PAST TENSE! PAST TENSE ON THE CHAIR! Gerard Angelo nailing the Xtreme Champ with that super-facebuster!

Ron: It's got to be over!

Gerard Angelo looks around, with a smile on his face, and then drops to his knees, arrogantly placing on hand on Cortez' chest. One.... two.... Angelo is pulled off by Chris Hunter!

Ron: Hunter, who I do believe has taken the least damage in this match so far recovered from the Superkick while Angelo was flaunting his skill to the crowd. I think Angelo's parading cost him the match, and the title, Bob.

Bob: Bob likes parades; they throw candy. Mmmmm.... candy.

With a grunt Chris hunter lifts Gerard Angelo over his head in a gorilla press, THE KAMIKAZE RIGHT ONTO THE STOP SIGN! Gerard Angelo is nailed with an almost inversion of his own finisher, that being the finisher of Chris Hunter. Hunter covers.... only to be pulled off by SPIDER?! SPIDER kicks Chris Hunter in the gut and lifts him up in a double underhook, then slamming him back down with a facebuster! SPIDER DRIVER REDUX!

Ron: What the hell?!

Bob: RON SAID A BAD WORD!

SPIDER slaps his forehead, looking ashamed as he stands up and surveys the carnage.

Ron: Apparently SPIDER forgot where he was for a moment in the heat of everybody hitting their finisher!

Biting his lower lip, SPIDER has no choice but to begin the ten count. One..... two.... three.... four.... five.... six...... seven... eight.... CHRIS HUNTER IS UP!

Ron: Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Hunter is in a perfect position here to take the match!

Bob: Mnoose Hunter is the only one that didn't land on any metal.

Ron: Thanks for pointing out the perfectly obvious, Bob.

Chris hunter smiles and flops wearily on top of Chris Cortez, BUT CORTEZ ROLLS HIM UP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE! SPIDER COUNTS.... ONE.... TWO.,.... THREE! IT'S OVER! CHRIS CORTEZ RETAINS THE XTREME TITLE!

Bob: Christmas Shorts, while being tight and constrictive, played with possums to win this match!

Ron: That's played possum, Bob.

Bob: No he was playing with possums! Bob saw him!

Ron: Whatever Bob, but the fact of the matter remains that with a surprise roll up, Chris Cortez secures a victory here tonight to retain his Xtreme title, and quite possibly propel him once again to the top of the League of Superstars this week.

Bob: *singing* Beans and Rice.... Superstars...

Ron: Oh great.


Backstage


(The scene opens in the locker room area Chris Kain sitting by his bag watching the last match with Cortez on his monitor, suddenly he looks up to see Bullseye at his door, the two men just greet each other then back away, Kain takes a moment to stare at the gold belt over Bullseye’s shoulder but looks back at him afterwards.)

Bullseye:
You not interested in being out there fighting for that man?

Kain:
Nope…I got a lot more to fight for tonight.

Bullseye:
So I heard, pretty harsh of Conrad if you ask me…

Kain:
Seems so. But I’m not to worried, I can beat Gerard Angelo so I won’t be losing my job, not tonight!

Bullseye:
What makes you so sure?

(Chris Kain just smiles at Bullseye before taking a pair of Bronze Knuckles from his bag.)

Chris Kain:
Payback…Is a bitch!

(Bullseye just smiles and shakes his head as Chris Kain stares and the bronze knuckles as the scene fade’s to black.)


Also Backstage


(Daemon is on the stretcher heading through the backstage area, the doctors are trying to clear a path for them to exit when suddenly a huge man charges in taking out two of the EMT’s and knocking the bed right over onto its side. Bruce Lomond is the man in question, he grabs the bed pushing it out of the way then grabs Daemon who is awake and throws him face first into a wall knocking him to the floor before grabbing him again only to be poked in the eye!)

Jerry Walters:
What the hell is going on back there!

Tim May:
Lomond is throwing another psycho fit!

(Daemon gets to his feet but as he does Plop appears from behind with Piddle and knocks him right back down with a joint forearm that takes him to the ground. Piddle suddenly takes a run up and leaps at Daemon, but Frost moves and Piddle crashes into the ground, Plop charges At Daemon as he stands back up but Frost just takes his head off with a tremendous clothesline leaving both of the shadow card wrestlers out cold!
Suddenly Lomond charges at him but Daemon ducks his wild clothesline and kicks him in the mid-section as he turns dropping him with a DDT onto the marble floor before rolling away and stumbling back onto his feet before looking confusingly at the carnage around him, he then begins to walk away as the scene comes to a close.)


Back In the Arena


Jerry Walters:
What the hell was all that about?

Tim May:
I don’t know bout Piddle and Plop are great, we should make them regulars we really should! You see how easy Piddle got took out! He just missed a belly flop and that was it! Classic!

Jerry Walters:
But why Daemon? Earlier they attacked Cortez and the motive being Chris Cortez is the Xtreme Champion, but Daemon Frost? He has done nothing to them or Lomond?

Tim May:
Maybe…Maybe He Insulted them when we didn’t see?

Jerry Walters:
I doubt it, we all know Daemon’s mind would be on Hurse and Johnny Kingdom right now, not Piddle, Plop and Lomond!


Hurse Vs Rosa-Lee


The arena lights dim, the fans seated in quiet anticipation, overviewing both the ring and the entry way, growing anxious to see more competition. Finally, like an answer to their prayers, the opening lyrics of Breaking the Habit by Linkin Part descend upon them. They turn towards one another in disgust, vocally describing their hatred for the man about to enter their sights. They divert their attention back to the stage where Hurse now strides out upon, his arms outstretched to his sides with his head buried beneath the hood of a sleeveless trench coat. The upper portion of his face is shadowed by the dark red clothing, the bottom half nearly dragging upon the stage. A giant H is printed upon the back in a black hue, surrounded by a flaming sun pattern. He starts down the ramp at a slow, brisk pace, moving with a great deal of arrogance in the direction of the ring. The fans bombard him with a variety of chants, the majority of those being of a purely disgusting manner, which merely fuel him. His confidence is overwhelming as he strolls up the steel stairs slowly, a pear of golden tights coming into view beneath his hooded coat. The letter H is posted upon both of the legs of his tights, highlighted by a dragon pattern which wraps around them. He pulls his hood back and stares out over the fans at the many flashing lights, listening to the crowd broadcast their utter distain over his presence while he slides the trench coat off of his upper body, revealing a thing of dark bands clinging to his wrist. He tosses it aside and then slides through the ropes into the ring, strolling to it's center with his eyes aimed upwards at the heavens, his arms extended outward to his sides, finally pausing as he prepares for in ring action.

Jerry: Isn’t it great to finally see Hurse back in the ring?

Tim: Yea, woo-hoo. Now where’s Rosa-Lee? What is she wearing?

Jerry: What, are you still fifteen years old?

"Poison" by Alice Cooper starts to play, as all the men in the crowd start to hoot and holler, where all the women start to boo. The lights start a strobe effect on the stage, as Rosa-Lee steps out onto it. She quickly poses at the top of the ramp, and then makes her way to the ring, waving at various fans as she goes down to the ring. When she gets to the ring, she rolls, and is quickly up to her feet, awaiting the match to start.

Tim: I love the ladies Jerry, I love the ladies.

Jerry: Yes, I know you love the ladies.

Hurse and Rosa circle each other in the ring, and the anticipation is starting to show on the face of Hurse as he begins his first match back. Rosa charges Hurse, but she is taken down by a devastating clothesline by Hurse. Hurse immediately starts chocking the life out of Rosa, before the ref forces him off of her. Hurse gets back to his feet, and glares out at the crowd with a big smile on his face, receiving major heat from the fans. Hurse turns to face Rosa, and when he does Rosa jumps towards him and hits and wheel kick on him, but it barely fazes Hurse. Hurse laughs at Rosa and grabs her by the hair, and then lifts her up and hits her with a modified chokeslam.

Tim: Hurse isn’t the ladies man is he?

Jerry: Doesn’t matter what gender you are inside of that ring. Everyone is fair game.

Hurse lifts Rosa up to her feet, and then lifts her above his head and hits a military press slam. Hurse lifts her up once again, and throws her towards the ropes and then perfectly executes a deadly powerslam to the petite Rosa-Lee. Rosa lies motionless on the mat as Hurse gets to his feet and once again taunts the crowd receiving even more heat. Hurse drags Rosa over to the turnbuckle, and props her up on the bottom rope. Then he uses his foot to choke the life out of Rosa-Lee. The ref gives him a four count, and then Hurse releases the hold. He waits a few seconds, and then locks in another choke hold.

Jerry: I knew Hurse was gonna look good in this match, but right now this man looks unbeatable. Rosa hasn’t even got in any offense.

Tim: You think I should go save her?

Jerry: No I think it would be smart for you to stay right here.

Hurse glares out into the crowd once again, as he lifts Rosa to her feet. As Hurse is taunting the crowd, out of nowhere Rosa spits in his face, and delivers one hell of a slap to his cheek! This does nothing but piss Hurse off though, and he blocks a second slap from Rosa, and then delivers a few punches to her mid-section, and then tosses her across the ring by her hair. Hurse wipes the spit from his face as he walks over to Rosa-Lee. She is struggling to get back to her feet, and Hurse delivers a thunderous kick to her stomach, knocking her back down to the mat. Hurse lifts her up and again sends her to the ropes, and this time he takes her down with a big boot to the face. Hurse lifts Rosa-Lee to her feet, and hits the Absolution! (Gutwrench sit-down powerbomb) Hurse then taunts the crowd before dropping back down to the mat and locking in the Legend Lock.

Jerry: This has got to be it!

Tim: Really? You think so?

Jerry: Just shutup.

Rosa-Lee quickly taps out with the little strength she still has left in her body, and the ref rings the bell. “Breaking the Habit” hits, and the ref raises Hurse’s arm in victory as the fans boo him like crazy. Hurse climbs out of the ring, and exits up the ramp. Meanwhile, Rosa-Lee has regained some composure, and has slid out of the ring and got a mic from the ring announcer.

Rosa-Lee: I’m sick of this! I quit!

Jerry: What the hell?!

Tim: She said she quit Jerry.

Jerry: I know, but why?!

Tim: Because she’s sick of this.

Jerry: Why do I even try?


Backstage


(The scene goes backstage again to see Cortez being treated by the doctor, the doc signs a torch in his eye, then the other then turns writing something down in his pad, he turns back to Cortez and his eyes widen with shock, at seeing this Cortez just rolls his eyes and turns to see Killswitch with a chair in hand, he swings it at the Xtreme champion who ducks the shot and causes the Flock member to smash the doctor in the head with the chair instead. Killswitch just turns to hit Cortez with the chair again but suddenly Kathy Smith comes out of nowhere and spears him to the ground and lets fly with some right hands, but Killswitch turns her onto her back and hits some right hands of his own, the two of them continue to struggle with each other, but as they do Cortez grabs his belt and yet again sneaks away from the scene without losing his championship!)


Also Backstage


(The scene opens in the parking lot of the ULW arena, the two security guards seen earlier in the show still stand with Vivian as Conrad steps out of the arena doors and into the car park to meet her, he has the women’s title over his shoulder and mockingly cleans it with his suit sleeve. He stands a few inches from Vivian and smiles his devilish grin.)

Conrad:
You know I am only doing this for your own good don’t you?

Vivian:
Oh spare me the sob story!

Conrad:
*sigh* You are as proud as he ever was, as stupid and as damn right determined to piss me off aren’t you Vivian?

Vivian:
What else did you expect, for me and you to be friends forever?

Conrad:
Why not? AWOL is not here anymore and the last thing either of us want is to carry on his little agenda, we are beyond that aren’t we Vivian?

Vivian:
Never…Not until you are burning in hell!

(Conrad just stares at her for a second before forcing a smile as if his expression was concrete the grin so fake it was beyond obvious.)

Conrad:
Fine…Continue this little feud of AWOL’s if you so wish, but no bitch like you is going to get the better of me, you understand?

(Vivian just stares at Conrad angrily.)

Conrad:
Next week I am going to give this title to the rightful owner, I am going to give this title to the rightful Women’s champion and it is not you…Ill see you next month!

Vivian:
Ill be counting the days!

(Conrad just stares at her for a few more moments before angrily turning from her and heading back into the arena as Vivian just watches him leave with the title over his shoulder, her anger doing well to stay completely hidden.)


Back In the Arena


Jerry Walters:
What a son of a bitch!!!

Tim May:
WHAT!?! You can’t call him that he is our GM!

Jerry Walters:
I can and I will, the bastard just tried to befriend Vivian after all he has done to her, he took her title, her love and nearly her life and he expects her to just say “don’t worry, we can work past it!”

Tim May:
Why not? Forget and forgive ya know?

Jerry Walters:
There are limits to that saying and Conrad Gray passed them a long time ago!


Gerard Angelo Vs Chris Kain


The lights go out and blue flood lights cover the arena. Bite to break the Skin hits and Angelo walks out to the crowd raising his arms up and soaking up the boos of the crowd. He walks down to the ring cocky and rolls into the ring. Gerard stands on the second rope holding his arms out as the crowd boos. He then hops down and leans against the turnbuckle awaiting his opposition

Jerry Walters:
Gerard Angelo, I highly established wrestler in this business fighting it on the big stage of ULW now, but how will he do, there is no lying when you say that his opponent will be determined to win tonight!

Tim May:
Determined? He has already mentioned how he is going to cheat, I mean my god, how low is that!

Jerry Walters:
And Flock and Gerard Angelo wouldn’t do a thing like that no?

Tim May:
Exactly, see, your learning!

The arena is dark as red lights begin to flash while smoke fills the arena, starting at the entryway. "Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine begins to fade in over the speakers while the smoke clouds grow thicker. The words 'And Feel the Full Blast!!!' roar out loud as the song kicks in at full volume. Red pyro explosions go off like bombs and fire shoots up around the staging in pillars. Chris Kain appears through the smoke and raises his arms stretched out as he stands in front of the entryway. He walks towards the ring and jumps up to the edge to a mixed chorus of cheers and boos from the crowd. He enters the ring and jumps up to the top rope of the closest corner of the ring, raising up his fists above his head. He climbs down and removes his jacket, tossing it to the outside. Chris unbuttons his black shirt and pulls it off, tossing it out to the crowd. He begins warming up while the music dies down and the smoke begins to settle.

Jerry Walters:
Another young up and comer and a serious talent here in the ULW, but already his job is being threatened and this would be a strangely fast exit for someone of his age!

Tim May:
Yeah but think of the experience factor, Angelo has him hands down on this one!

Jerry Walters:
He does and that could well be a huge deciding factor here in this match.

The Bell sounds and the two men begin to talk some trash to each standing in there own corners before slowly beginning to circle the ring following the ropes around in a clockwise fashion before lunging in gung ho, but Chris ducks Gerard’s grapple and runs against the ropes before coming back and hitting him with a nice clothesline that takes him off his feet, he runs against the opposite ropes and as Gerard gets up hits him with another good clothesline taking him off his feet once more.
He then tries it one more time but as he comes back toward Angelo, the experience factor takes place as Gerard grabs Chris Kain lifting him in the air before dropping him for a full contact Spinebuster that causes Kain to arch his back in agony from the blow!

Jerry Walters:
Oh, huge spinebuster by Angelo, a show of power there in the big 6ft 7” Flock member!

Tim May:
That’s how you do it Jerry, Flock wrestling in that ring JW and you know what, i think this is the end of Chris Kain as we know it!

Jerry Walters:
So now you’re a Flock fan!?! I wish you would make up your mind!

Gerard looks a little agitated at the start of this match but grabs Chris Kain and grabs his arm before taking a step back and tugging him toward forward before hitting him with a standing clothesline that knocks Kain right off his feet and to the mat, he then drops a lazy elbow right across CK’s chest. He gets up and grabs the head of Kain lifting him to his feet and lifts him high in the air for a delayed suplex dropping him hard on his back again before rolling over and going for a pin.
1…
2…
No, Kickout by Chris Kain.
Gerard just smiles and lifts him into a sitting positing before grabbing his arms and digging his knee central to Kain’s spine putting pressure on his shoulder blades and upper/middle back of his opponent, he holds him there for a second before letting go off his arms but instantly grabbing his chin applying pressure to the neck now instead. Kain resists still and Gerard just lets him go before stepping away for a second sharing some words with the referee, as he does Kain pulls something from his tights, the bronze Knuckles!!!
He hides them on his hand as Gerard turns back to him and grabs him by the head, he lifts him to his knees and the his feet but as Chris Kain goes to punch him Gerard jumps away grabbing the referee and planting the official in his place causing Chris Kain to smack the ref with the weapon knocking him out cold!

Jerry Walters:
OH MY!!! Gerard Angelo moved and the official just got a mouthful of metal from Chris Kain!

Tim May:
What a move! That was great, how quick was that! Cat like reflexes Jerry!

Jerry Walters:
How can you cheer for that! A damn official just got knocked out cold!

Tim May:
Pure entertainment!

Chris stares at the official for a second a little shocked, he turns suddenly remembering Gerard but as he does Gerard flies at him with the Center of Attention Superkick that takes Chris Kain right off his feet and to the mat! Angelo falls to his knees and covers Chris hooking the leg, suddenly from the back the boos from the Japanese crowd echo out as Ash Fierro appears in a referees shirt, he slides in the ring and counts,
1…
2…
3…
Gerard wins!!
The fans are booing louder and louder as Union Underground plays over the speakers, Ash just holds his arm high as Flock celebrate there first ULW win before the scene fades to the backstage area.


Backstage


(Bullseye just stares at the monitor shaking his head with disapproval as he watches Chris Kain lose to Gerard Angelo suddenly he turns at the knock of his locker room door, standing there before him is none other then the owner of the ULW, Sheryl Marie Gray, she smiles at him then looks around the room before back at him again. Bullseye just looks unimpressed and watches her with suspicion.)

Bullseye:
Can I help you?

Sheryl:
I believe you can…Where is Teresa Hilton?

Bullseye:
Who?...Oh Teresa! No idea, I haven’t seen her!

Sheryl:
Really?

Bullseye:
Yes, why?

Sheryl:
No reason…How did you get those cuts on your face?

(Bullseye squints for a second then takes a deep breath.)

Bullseye:
I had a bit of a run in with my ex not to mention a match with Ravno’s!

Sheryl:
Indeed…Very well…

Bullseye:
Everything ok Mrs. Gray? You look a little…Dead!

Sheryl:
WHAT!?! I am not dead, nobody is dead, dead, don’t be so ridiculous!

Bullseye:
I said you looked it…As in you look pale?

Sheryl:
Oh…Yes, I er…Don’t feel very well, nothing serious!

(Sheryl just stares nervously back at Bullseye before heading away from the locker room leaving Bullseye smiling at her reaction as the scene fades to black.)


Also Backstage


(The scene opens in the locker room of the Glamour girls, the four of them are all attired for there match against the Young Gunnaz but as Kathy, Corina and Ophelia prepare Chastity just sits on the sofa looking furious. Suddenly Kathy calls a stop to the training and turns to Chastity as the other two girls continue to work in the background.)

Kathy:
Chas? What’s wrong?

Chastity:
Nothing, it’s ok!

Kathy:
It doesn’t look ok…Look, I know your annoyed about losing to Chris Hunter at the Pay Per View, I would have been as well but this is where we have to start looking out for each other. We are not use to these guys. Its all new here.

Chastity:
But I just wanted to rip his heart out, I wanted to have him beat on the big stage, I was so close!

Kathy:
I know but this time its me and you against them…Tag titles on the line, you know what that means? It means we have the chance at ULW gold and revenge at the same time!

Chastity:
What are the Stipulations though?

Kathy:
Well…I cant decide all three, but I have put in for one that I think might be quite fun!

Chastity:
Oh?

Kathy:
A tag Team…Bra and Panties Match!!!

Chastity:
WHAT!?! But there men!

Kathy:
I know!!

(The two girls begin cracking up with laughter at the thought of the match happening, Chastity then stands as does Kathy and look over to the other two who likewise look ready as the scene fades to black with the faces of Chastity and Kathy looking cheekily smug.)


Back In the Arena


Jerry Walters:
A bra and Panties match with Chris Hunter and Young Chris? I am not sure I could bare the site of that Tim!

Tim May:
You are not alone there, but I don’t think we will have to! Just think about when the Young Gunnaz win, Chastity and Kathy Smith in just a bra and Panties…WOOO!

Jerry Walters:
Calm down there May, that is just one of three options, there are two others yet for the New Beginnings Pay Per View!

Tim May:
Who would vote against the Bra and Panties match!!

Jerry Walters:
Chris Hunter and Young Chris are the most obvious two!


TV title match
Bullseye Vs Silencer


The 'tron flickers to life, with the words "Silence Me" As the lights suddenly blackout. A fire is lit underneath the ramp, as the cameras switch to black and white. "Shadow Realm" by Seraphim Shock suddenly starts to play, a man who is hiding his face, by means of face-paint steps out where he is visible. He raises a skull tipped staff, which is located in his right hand, and everything turns to black once more. In pure darkness, he walks to the ring. At the bottom of the ramp, he raises his staff once more, quicker this time, and the fire under the rampway starts up again. He takes off his long coat, and sets it on the stairs, then he removes his finger jewelry, and does the same. He climbs up the steps, and sets his staff, and top hat, ever so carefully near the turnbuckle. Then, he climbs into the ring, head lowered; awaiting for the match to begin.

Jerry Walters:
A huge opportunity here for Silencer who I remember a while back was meant to be up for the World title, back in October last year I think and somehow everything went wrong for him, so to be back here has been a real achievement!

Tim May:
What do you think he makes of Rosa-Lee quitting earlier tonight?

Jerry Walters:
Right now I wouldn’t imagine he much cares, he has the chance for a ULW title!

The arena lights dim, the riff begins, as flames appear on the Irish Flag. Fans begin to chant "Bullseye", as a loud explosion is heard while smoke pours across the stage floor. The music begins and Bullseye enters the arena, dressed in his ring gear, he raises his hands and the pyro’s shoot up. He adjusts the belt over his shoulder and looks into the ring at the waiting Silencer before heading down the ramp and clapping hands with some of the fans on either side before rolling into the ring telling the referee to keep Silencer back, he then turns to the corner and lifts the belt high above his head to cheers from the fans! He jumps down and turns back to Silencer while handing the official his title as the bell signals the start of the match.

Jerry Walters:
The TV champion yet I cant help but wonder if this title really suits him? He is a two time Hardcore Champion and was a great champion to boot and although he has had a title defense with this belt, he doesn’t look comfortable with it!

Tim May:
I don’t think it matters either way Jerry, whoever wins this is going to lose it to Gerard Angelo at the Pay Per View anyway!

Jerry Walters:
I don’t know about that, he looked impressive earlier tonight when he had Ash as his referee but your talking about two top class athletes here, whoever he faces is going to be no walkover!

Silencer and Bullseye walk to the centre of the ring and look each other in the eye, Bullseye with the obvious height and weight advantage. Both men begin to talk trash before suddenly Silencer slaps Bullseye across the chops, Bullseye looks a little shocked then shouts at him again with a raised voice but Silencer just slaps him one more time!
Suddenly Bullseye fires out with a huge right hand that takes Silencer right off his feet, but he gets right back up yet he turns into another big right but the much bigger champion, he gets up again and this time stumbles backwards into the ropes only for Bullseye to charge him and clothesline him right over the ropes and to the outside triggering a huge cheer for the Irishman!
He turns to the fans taunting them lifting his arms in the air and then looks back to See Silencer up on the apron, he walks toward him but as he gets close Silencer lashes out with a thumb to the eye causing him to grab at his face and turn away in pain. He controls it and turns back but as he does Silencer flies onto the top rope and springboards off with a nice dropkick taking him off his feet. He scrambles onto Bullseye for a cover but doesn’t even get a one count as Bullseye rolls onto his side.
Silencer just stands and puts the boots into the bigger man before turning and running off the ropes, he comes back at the champion and hits a dropkick right into the middle of his back causing him to grab at his spine.
Silencer then grabs his arm and drags him into the centre of the ring before laying him on his back and stretching his arm out straight holding it at the wrist and shoulder before jumping in the air and dropping a knee across the shoulder, he then repeats this before grabbing the arm and turning it into an armlock with leg scissors.

Jerry Walters:
Straight away Silencer is keeping Bullseye on the mat, good tactic, Bullseye has the obvious power in this match and when he is on the mat he will have no use for that at all.

Tim May:
Yeah, its ok I suppose!

Jerry Walters:
I’d like to see you do better…You lost to me!

Bullseye suddenly rolls onto his knees and counters the armlock into a pinning predicament!
1…
2…
Silencer manages to use his leg strength to push Bullseye back down onto the mat and tightens the hold, but it seems to just motivate Bullseye more to get out of it, he rolls up again but instead of going for the pin gets to his feet and bend over Silencer using his other arm to pick him up off the floor before holding him in place high above the mat connected solely to his arm before slamming him down on the mat in a modified kind of Chokeslam!
He shakes his arm trying to shake away the pain then grabs Silencer again and lifts him to his feet before hitting a sharp uppercut that takes Silencer back a step and then down to one knee, Bullseye just grabs his wrist and throws him back onto his feet and across the ring into the ropes, as he comes back he runs right into a big boot by Bullseye that takes him down hard, the Irishman looks a little angry at the throb of pain in his arm now and grabs Silencer again before lifting him onto his shoulder and then running a couple of steps forward before jumping right off the ground and dropping silencer into a forward slam! He covers,
1…
2…
Silencer kicked out!

Jerry Walters:
Good Kick out by Silencer, that could have been it there, Bullseye’s power really starting to come through now!

Tim May:
It was ok I suppose!

Jerry Walters:
Are you purposely trying to be awkward or is it just because nobody you like is out here!

Tim May:
……….

Bullseye just shakes his head and lifts Bullseye again before placing him in the corner and hitting a big stomp to the mid-section and the another before stepping back and aiming a nice elbow to jaw, then another and then one more! He then lifts Silencer onto the top rope and stands with his back to lightweight holding him by the armpits before lifting him right off the turnbuckle and dropping him into a reverse Crucifix Powerbomb!
He turns him over and covers again,
1…
2…
No Kickout by Silencer!
Bullseye can’t believe it and questions the referees count before shaking his head and lifting Silencer once again, he holds him against the ropes and hits a nice chop before throwing him across the ring, Silencer bounces back at him but ducks his wild clothesline and picks up momentum hitting the opposite ropes, he comes back at Bullseye but as he gets in arms reach Bullseye grabs and lifts him right into a huge Flapjack!

Jerry Walters:
Silencer may have had something going there had he not lost that momentum, but that’s what he needs to do, regain some composure in this match, use his speed and out maneuver Bullseye!

Tim May:
You say that but Bullseye is not slow either!

Jerry Walters:
I agree, but Silencers only advantage here is that he is a little quicker then Bullseye and that speed will work in his favor, his size will also make it easy for him to counter moves, he needs to begin to use these!

Silencer just rolls onto his back holding his stomach in pain as Bullseye stands back to his feet and calls to the fans for the Sinister Urge (Jackhammer)!!! He turns to Silencer and lifts him to his feet before stomping on his stomach and setting him up in position for it, he lifts him up high and holds him there but suddenly Silencer counters and falls behind him but stumbles away from him! Bullseye turns but as he does Silencer Hits A TWISTED MIND SUPERKICK!!! HE HIT IT!!! Bullseye just falls back lifeless and Silencer does the same, both men tired.
As the referee begins a count though Gerard Angelo appears from the back, he smiles looking well showered after his match, he has a suit on now and looks very smart as he heads down the ramp a bottle of water in hand, he reaches the ring and stops at the apron watching both men stand up, Silencer nearest to him.
Both men get to there feet and look dazed, silencer stumbles a little as he does Bullseye comes from nowhere and Hits a huge spear on him adding more pressure to that mid-section, once more both men stay down but Bullseye is the first to start getting up now, he grabs the top rope and forces his way up as Silencer gets to one knee behind him holding his stomach in agony, the referee sees this and checks on him but as he does Gerard Angelo jumps up on the apron and spits water right in the face of Bullseye causing him to grabs at his face and turn right into Silencer BREAK THE SILENCE (180 Degree Downward Spiral)!!! HE HIT IT!
1…
2…
3…
SILENCER IS THE NEW TV CHAMPION!
The fans are booing loudly, not for Silencer but for Gerard Angelo who begins walking away laughing out loud as Bullseye lays out cold on the mat, Silencer just sits up holding his stomach still and looks a little pissed that Gerard Angelo helped him, the referee helps him up and holds his hand up high before giving him the title, yet Silencers eyes continue to remain locked on Angelo as the scene fades to the backstage.)


Backstage


The scene cuts backstage where Chris Hunter and Young Chris are hanging out in their locker room before their match against the Glamour Girls.

Chris Hunter: I’ve been thinking man.

Young Chris: About what?

Chris Hunter: About our tag team title match. I want it to be remembered. I don’t want it to be your normal standard tag team match. That shit is boring.

Young Chris: Word. So what you got in mind?

Chris Hunter: I think a stretcher match would be tight. It’s perfect. We won’t have to put up with any “you guys cheated” bullshit. The only way to win is to send the other guys out of the arena on stretchers. First team with both guys loaded up in the ambulance win. No Pins, No Submissions, No DQs, No Count Outs, No Rules in this match at all. The only goal is to beat the shit out of each other.

Young Chris: Sounds hardcore. I’m up for it. But do you think the other guys are gonna like this?

Chris Hunter: Who gives a shit? Once the locker room and the fans hear this, they are going to be voting for it in there millions!

Young Chris: Those titles are as good as ours. There aren’t any other people in this federation that can street fight like we can!!

(The two men smile as the scene fades to black.)


Also Backstage


(Conrad Gray is seen in his office looking over some papers the Women’s title sitting next to him, he glances up at it and shines it a bit with his sleeve before looking down at his papers again, suddenly his door swings open and to his surprise Angela Fierro walks in, she looks down on his desk and sees the Women’s title, but as she goes to take it, Conrad grabs it and moves it away from her reach.)

Angela:
…Excuse Me? I think that title belongs to me now!

Conrad Gray:
Actually the likes of Hellkat also have a stake in this, she was the last Women’s champion after all!

Angela:
HELLKAT! I am hearing Hellkat everytime you mention a damn title, you mentioned her for the World title as well, she has NO right to this title – and that Conrad is final!

Conrad:
Yeah, you see…it’s not final, I mean no disrespect Angela, but I run a business here and what’s best for the business is best for me!

Angela:
No, what’s best for you is to do what the Flock says and not have your head beaten in.

Conrad:
…Erm…Yes, I can see why that would be best for me as well, but-

Sheryl:
But you are not being GIVEN any title.

(Angela turns to see Lethal’s wife and instantly tension fills the room, Sheryl just walks beside Angela and stares at her for a second neither woman backing down.)

Sheryl:
Ah, the great Angela, I have heard so much about you…Weapon has mentioned you so many times.

Angela:
And you…

Sheryl:
Then lets hope we both live to reputation and from what I have heard about you, competition is the last thing you moan about!

Angela:
True…

Sheryl:
Then at New Beginning’s…You will go one on one with Hellkat, the three stipulations of the match are going to be simple…
1…You will fight for the number one contendership of the Women’s title…
2…You Will fight for an automatic place in the Battle Royal at Midnight Massacre next month for a shot at the World title at our biggest PPV – Paranoia
Or 3… You will fight for an automatic Slam Bam Cup place not due until July this year!!

Angela:
That’s fine with me, but don’t come complaining when your high almighty female in the ULW is left a tattered, torn wreck on the mat when I win yet another match for the Flock!

(Angela just looks at Sheryl Pathetically before leaving the room, Sheryl just turns to Conrad and herself looks furious.)


Back In the Arena


Jerry Walters:
Angela Vs Hellkat, wow, that’s huge!!

Tim May:
You ain’t kidding but why couldn’t they make it a mud wrestling fight, or a whipped cream battle, I know Hellkat would be game!

Jerry Walters:
Because they are professional athletes, not eye candy for perverts like you…Ok, so they ARE eye candy for perverts like you, but not intentionally!

Tim May:
If only they knew the enjoyment they give me every week and how fortunate I am not to be working on Annihilation!

Jerry Walters:
But they have Lady Lust?

Tim May:
Awww…Heavenly Bliss, women wherever I go!

Jerry Walters:
Oh dear god!


Young Gunnaz Vs Glamour Girls


"Warrior(remix)" hits, and Young Chris and Chris Hunter walk out onto the stage met by a chorus of boo's. The two men taunt and torment the crowd on their way down to the ring, making the boo's grow even louder and stronger. The two men slide into the ring and climb into opposite turnbuckles. Chris Hunter flashes his trademark smirk, and Young Chris flicks off the crowd. Both men jump down off the turnbuckle, and wait for their opponents as there music come to and end.

Jerry Walters:
I wish I hadn’t heard about the Bra and Panties match, I can’t like at these guys now without squirming!

Tim May:
Oh you love it! We all know your on the other side of the line Jerry!

Jerry Walters:
I am a married man thank you!

The arena glows gold as strobes flash in sync with "Twilight Zone" as the rare women's stable makes their way to the ring with Chastity and Ophelia out front, Corina in the middle and Kathy at the back, they interact with the fans on there way down the ramp before reaching the ring, Ophelia and Corina both step up onto the apron but Chastity and Kathy Smith both just wait on the outside glaring angrily at the PPV opponents.

Jerry Walters:
4 lovely ladies here in the ULW and I bet my bottom dollar they are going to go far here in the ULW, they have been impressive in the time they have been with us and in just over one month they have worked there way to a tag title shot.

Tim May:
Yeah….They are certainly Great Talent…

Jerry Walters:
Please stay focused Tim!

Tim May:
… Yeah, I love your parrot to!

The bell sounds and Chris Hunter agrees to start for his team and Ophelia hers, they turn to each other as there team mates leave the ring and begin to circle each other, Chris Hunter wasting no time in shouting words at Chastity on the outside, suddenly he lunges in and locks up with Ophelia turning the collar-elbow tie up into a headlock on the smaller woman, but she runs him at the ropes, and throws him across the ring breaking the hold. As he runs across she slides onto her front causing him to bounce back and jump over her heading across to the next set off ropes as he hits them and comes back though Ophelia jumps to her feet then into the air hitting a text book dropkick right to the chest of CH!
She wastes no time and scrambles across to his body locking in a rear chin lock but Chris Hunter quickly gets to one knee causing her to turn it into a sleeper hold, he then gets to his feet and she holds it for a second, but as Chris Hunter tries to turn into her allowing for the elbows, she jumps onto his back and locks in the sleeper hold tighter!
Chris Hunter just waves his arms around as if looking for something to grab as his head is at such a degree angle he cannot see anything around him, suddenly though he just runs backwards and slams into the corner back first squashing Ophelia into the turnbuckles. He steps forward catching a breathe then quickly turns toward Ophelia but turns right into a big boot from the Glamour Girl that knocks him right back into the centre of the ring, he stumbles in a daze back toward her and she pounces from the corner toward him but suddenly CH burst into life taking her down with a huge clothesline that bounces her off the mat.

Jerry Walters:
That was sickening! He nearly took Ophelia’s head off!

Tim May:
Ouch, simply Ouch! That must really have hurt

Jerry Walters:
You are a truly a king at stating the obvious aren’t you!?!

Chris Hunter stands back up and shakes the cobwebs before picking Ophelia to her feet and lifting her onto his shoulder, he then walks to his corner and tags Young Chris who jumps onto the middle rope grabbing Ophelia by the head. Suddenly he jumps off high into the air, as he does Chris Hunter throws Ophelia’s body up and off his shoulder so that she is a straight line in mid-air and coming down directly on her head for a huge DDT!
Young Chris instantly covers,
1…
2…
Ophelia gets her foot on the rope.
Young Chris just swears at the referee as he calls it a two count and then flips him the bird angrily before suddenly choking the young Glamour girl blatantly, the referee tries to break his hold then counts causing Young Chris to break the count at fur and stand up shouting at the referee more. He grabs Ophelia by the hair and then lifts her to her feet holding her against the ropes before hitting a big chop across her chest and another, he then grabs her arm throwing her across the ring and into the opposite ropes, but as she comes back he ducks down and does so way to early. Ophelia sees this and manages to stop just in time booting him right in the jaw knocking him right up onto his vertical base before running backwards into the ropes again and running at Young Chris once more, but she takes to much time and doesn’t use her momentum and YC has time to counter by lifting her and dropping her with a big spinebuster!

Jerry Walters:
Bad choice of move by Ophelia, something quick to get Chris of his feet would have been the best option, but I just get the feeling she is trying to end this one quickly!

Tim May:
Maybe she is worried about it becoming a Peanut match?

Jerry Walters:
There was worry in the Glamour Girl camp about that, so it could well be the case, but regardless she needs to make a tag now to Corina otherwise this one will be over quicker then they might like!

Young Chris sits up onto his knees and shakes the cobwebs of the kick before getting to his feet and grabbing Ophelia by the hair again lifting her to her feet before shouting in her face only to receive a slap that has the fans on there feet going wild!! He then slaps her back and boots her in the stomach before going for a powerbomb, he grabs her waist and lifts her onto his shoulders but as he does Ophelia begins to fight back hitting right hand followed by right hand with fierce tenacity, suddenly out of nowhere she hits a huge Hurricanrana on YC that leaves him laid out on the mat!! But Ophelia is to tired to make the most of the opportunity and likewise she just lays on the mat in pain, the ref begins to count both wrestlers but neither of them move for the first few seconds.

Jerry Walters:
Tim, this could be a double count out, neither wrestler is moving here

Tim May:
PEANUT MATCH! PEANUT MATCH! Bring out Piddle and Plop!

Jerry Walters:
Actually I have found this very entertaining!

(Suddenly Ophelia begins to move toward her corner and toward the outstretched hand of Corina, across the ring Young Chris has broke the count lifting himself to his knee’s, he crawls across tagging the hand of Chris hunter who jumps into the ring and runs to Ophelia grabbing her leg and stopping her just inches from Corina. He smiles and taunts Corina as Ophelia gets up to one leg, suddenly she turns and hits a huge Enzuguiri that knocks CH to the mat hard, his face in a state of shock. Ophelia then turns back to her corner tagging in Corina who jumps over the top rope to the huge eruption from the fans!
Young Chris sees her and runs toward her but she jumps hitting a lovely dropkick, he gets back up and she hits some fast forearms to the face knocking him back into the ropes before grabbing his wrist and throwing him across the ring, but he counters and sends her instead, she hits the far ropes and comes back at him and he grabs her waist throwing her straight up in the air as if ready to let her drop but as she reaches his head height she wraps her legs around his head and hits a superb Hurricanrana that throws him so hard across the ring he rolls under the ropes and to the outside!
She gets to her feet but before she can turn Chris Hunter charges her down with a huge forearm to the head that knocks her onto the mat, he picks her up placing her in the corner before throwing her across the ring into the opposite corner and signaling to the fans for the Dagger (spear), he runs full steam at her and charges in shoulder first but at the last Second Corina jumps onto the middle rope causing Chris Hunter to slam shoulder first right into the turnbuckle the impact causing him to bounce right back out holding his shoulder, he then turns back to Corina but she flies off the middle rope hitting a huge Tornado DDT leaving him laid out in the middle of the ring! The Corinator!!! The fans are going wild as she then turns to the ropes and jumps at the middle one before springboarding back landing right across the stomach of Chris Hunter with the Lionsault THE FF LOOK!!! She covers,
1…
2…
Young Chris Jumps on the apron but as he dos Chastity comes from behind and tugs his feet causing him to land face first on the apron,
3…
THE GLAMOUR GIRLS WON!!!

Jerry Walters:
They done it! What a great win for these girls, it really was!

Tim May:
Damn it, they should be disqualified, did you just see Chastity get involved then!

Jerry Walters:
Didn’t see a thing, I was watching Corina pin Chris Hunter for the win!

Corina and Ophelia roll to the outside of the ring with Chastity and Kathy smith the four girls holding hands and raising them in the air as an angry Chris Hunter stares on from inside the ring, his teeth gritted together and his eyes glaring furiously at the four women as they head backstage.


Backstage


The scene opens in the locker room of Rebecca Raines as she prepares for her 2 on 1 handicap match against Ash and Angela Fierro, she brushes her hair back and takes a deep breathe when suddenly a knock on the door comes, she looks up and standing in the doorway is the new World Champion Johnny Kingdom, there is still the odd boo coming from the on looking crowd but the majority of the sound now is cheers. He looks around the dressing room for a second the World Heavyweight title on his shoulder and a grin on his expression, Raines just stands and looks at him.

Raines:
Can I help you?

Kingdom:
I was just coming to see if you were ready for this match now Vivian is not here to participate in it?

Raines:
Why do you care?

Kingdom:
Well…I am a friend of Vivian’s and so are you, so I would say we have some kind of common ground there.

Raines:
I guess…Well, I’m as ready as I can be!

Kingdom:
It isn’t going to be easy out there and these two guys are new and from what I ca tell quite up themselves as well, so be careful.

Raines:
Yeah…Thank you. You as well ok?

(Kingdom just smiles as Rebecca leaves her locker room heading for the main arena, Kingdom just watches her leave then touches his chest where the scars from the Glass Chamber sit on his flesh as the scene fades to black.)


Also Backstage


The scene opens with Daemon Frost once again getting some kind of attention, a doctor is testing his responses on a stretcher in the back suddenly shouting is heard and Daemon sees in the background men fighting over the Xtreme title, completely forgetting Chris Cortez is there allowing him to escape to the parking lot and to probably from the arena as well.
Suddenly the men see he has left and begin swearing at each other only for them to turn and see Daemon Frost sitting on the bed.

Rosa-Lee:
Well, if it isn’t Daemon Frost!

The others smile as the now worried Daemon stands up from his bed and prepares for action, with Rosa-Lee is Sean Johnson who he beat earlier and Chris Kain, all of them looking ready to leave the ULW dressed in normal attire.

Daemon:
What the hell is going on? What is with everyone wanting to fight me this week?

Sean Johnson:
Well Dickhead, apart from the fact you cost me my job earlier tonight, there is a nice little sum of money on your head!

Daemon:
Who offered it?

Sean Johnson:
I don’t think that matters…

Suddenly Sean jumps at Daemon but the smaller man is quick on his feet and sidesteps him before hitting a crashing right hand into the jaw of Chris Kain knocking him backwards before sidestepping Rosa-Lee who runs at him and uses her own momentum to send her face first into the wall knocking her to the ground! Sean Johnson then grabs him from behind But Daemon leans forward before whiplashing himself backwards headbutting the face of the Griffin before ducking the clothesline of Chris Kain that takes Sean down instead!
Daemon then grabs the steel try with some of the doctors equipment on it and shakes it free before slamming it over the head of Chris Kain knocking him to the ground, he looks over the bodies quickly but disperses into the car park pulling his cell phone from his pocket.


Back In the Arena


Jerry Walters:
Did you hear that Tim? Someone has put a price on Daemon Frost’s head! Who the hell would put a price on his head!

Tim May:
I would….But its not me!

Jerry Walters:
There is no way we can be sure of that, we know you have strong links of hatred to Daemon, so why wouldn’t it be you?

Tim May:
Ok fine, why wouldn’t it be you?

Jerry Walters:
Because I never have shown a hatred to the man in my life, I like the kid, I think he is a great athlete and a brilliant wrestler, why would I do it?

Tim May:
Excuses…IT WAS YOU!....NO WAIT!?! It could have been Essa Rios! He has been strangely quiet lately!

Jerry Walters:
Good lord, why did you not give my announce partner brains, at least some!


The Flock (Ash And Angela) Vs Rebecca Raines


Union Underground, natural high hits the speakers and the fans instantly react to the newest, biggest thing to hit ULW. The boos blast out loudly as the flock highlight reel plays over the triple screen, suddenly the Curtain moves aside and Ash and Angela Fierro appear from the back side by side, they enter the arena and head down the ramp ignoring the shouts of Japanese from the Tokyo crowd. They reach the ring and both enter in there own signature fashion before climbing opposite turnbuckles and just looking over the swarms of hating fans.

Jerry Walters:
They have been here one week and you would think they have been here a lifetime. The Flock are already making there impact known and you have to believe nothing but a win is sufficient here if they are to keep there reign over the ULW without a doubt.

Tim May:
Its two on one, do you honestly se that as a problem?

Jerry Walters:
I think this could prove an upset if Rebecca is on her game!

Everything Goes Black and a single red spot light comes up as Lecher Bitch - Gentilourtes hits, after a few moments Rebecca appears in a black robe she walks down to the ring looking a little nervous, but very focused. She takes the robe off and throws it to the side before looking in the ring at the Fierro’s who just taunt her to enter the squared circle, she steps up on the apron and just hisses at Ash with her fangs before slowly entering the ring and standing in the corner staring at both her opponents with a wild gaze.

Jerry Walters:
This is maybe Rebecca Raines biggest challenge tonight Tim.

Tim May:
How can you call this a challenge? Its beyond her Jerry, she can in no way win this!

Jerry Walters:
I think you underestimate her

The bell sounds and Angela starts for the Flock against Raines, the two of them share a kiss before Angela turns back to Raines and begins taunting her before circling the ring with her, the two of them then lock up and battle each other for territory, Angela manages to get a step in but suddenly Raines breaks the lock and falls to the floor scooping away her opponents feet from underneath her knocking Angela to the mat and trying the quick cover but Angela kicks out before a one count and both women pounce back to there feet, Angela runs at Raines instantly but she takes her down with a hip toss, then another before both women on one knee just stare at each other to the clapping and applause of the fans.
Angela looks pissed off as Raines stares on expressionless, just trying to concentrate on what she has to do, Angela brushes herself off and both women stand back to there feet as once more they prepare to test each other. They circle the ring again, Raines being careful not to stand to close to Ash as she passes him before lunging in with Angela, but the Flock member ducks the grapple and mocks Raines by taking her feet from under her just as Raines had done to her only seconds before, she stands up and smiles as Rebecca follows suit except she is furious.
The boos are echoing out as Angela outstretches her arms from her sides and simply tells the crowds to bring it on, this makes the noise level louder and Angela just grins wider at it. She points at Raines and begins the trash talk but Rebecca is pissed and spears Angela to the ground hitting a flurry of right hands before grabbing her hair and lifting her up by it before slamming her head down on the mat and repeating the process!

Tim May:
Cat Fight! Cat Fight!

Jerry Walters:
Raines is pissed, she is pissed!!

Rebecca gets back to her feet and begins stomping on Angela before suddenly turning and slapping Ash extremely hard causing him to nearly fall off the apron, he gets back his composure and pounces through the ropes at her but the referee jumps in front of him, as he does Angela gets to her feet and turns to face Raines, but Rebecca just lifts her foot booting her right in the crotch causing her to grab her groin on pure agony giving Raines just enough time to grab her by the head and drop her for a big time DDT! Raines then gets back up and heads out onto the apron before climbing the turnbuckle before reaching the top as Ash climbs back out of the ring now, suddenly she flies off hitting a well placed Shooting Star Press right across the stomach of Angela, she hooks the leg,
1…
2…
Angela gets her foot on the rope.
Raines doesn’t waste time arguing and runs toward the ropes furthest Angela’s body but as she hits them Ash lifts his foot booting her in the back knocking her to her knees, the referee instantly sees it and runs over arguing the point with him. Raines gets up to one knee and across from her Angela is on her feet, she runs at Raines angrily but Rebecca sees it coming and counters it with a hip toss throwing Angela right out of the ring and to the outside of the ring! The fans are going nuts as Angela lands hard on the safety mats, Ash jumps down and helps her up trying to talk a new game plan with her, but suddenly Raines flies through the ropes hitting them both with a suicide dive that keeps all three of them on the floor.
Raines is the first up and she shakes the cobwebs before grabbing Angela and throwing her in the ring, she climbs up to the apron and then waits for her opponent to get up, Angela does and turns to face Raines but as Rebecca goes to jump Ash is up and pulls her feet away causing her to land face first right onto the apron.
The fans are booing loudly as Ash grabs her and lifts her to her feet throwing her in the ring to his wife, Angela likewise is not happy and lifts Raines to her feet holding her against the ropes hitting a series of big chops before throwing her across the mat, Raines hits the ropes and comes back at Angela but runs right into a well executed Tilt-A-Whirl-slam!

Jerry Walters:
And now the momentum changes, this could be bad!

Tim May:
No, now this gets interesting!

Jerry Walters:
The odds are stacked against her and she is beginning to stand on the back foot!

Angela gets to her feet and drops a quickfire leg drop across the throat of Raines before rolling onto her knees and laying in some angry punches to the forehead of the vampire, she then gets to her feet again and grabs the leg of Raines dragging her to her corner before dropping a leg drop across her knee joint and lifting her hand allowing Ash to enter the ring.
He steps in and walks to Raines upper body dropping an elbow across her mid-section triggering Angela to let go of her leg lock on Raines and roll onto the apron. Ash picks Raines up and holds her in the Flock corner before slamming in some big knees to the gut before stepping back and landing a crashing elbow to the jaw.
Raines is looking weary already and Ash can sense it, he grabs her by the hair and lifts her onto the top rope before tagging in Angela again who enters the ring and climbs to the top rope also Standing Raines up and grabs her around the waist before jumping away from the turnbuckle as if going for a top rope Flapjack but as they ar about to land Ash grabs Raines head and hits her with a modified Diamond Cutter!
Angela quickly covers Raines,
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NO Kickout by Rebecca.
Angela just shakes her head at this and stands up stomping on the body of Rebecca before picking her up and hitting a nice snap suplex but holds onto her and lifts her once more for a second snap suplex and then lifts her for a final time for a triple Snap Suplex!

Jerry Walters:
Rebecca is taking a lot of punishment in that ring Tim.

Tim May:
Yes, yes she is and soon it will be all over and this silly little vampire woman can go running back to curtain jerking!

Jerry Walters:
When has she ever been a Curtain Jerker? She was the ladies number one contender for crying out loud only a few weeks back!

Angela once again lifts Raines and lifts her off her feet and on her side before dropping her with a side walk slam into a cover,
1…
2…
NO Kickout by Raines again,
Angela just signals for the end of the match, she lifts Raines to her feet and lifts Raines one last time, she throws her off the ropes and stances herself for the Superkick, but as Raines comes back Angela flies but right over the head of Rebecca who ducks the shot and grabs Angela from behind before lifting her for a German Suplex but the momentum of the move Sends Angela right over onto her front as she crashes to the mat!!
The fans are going wild as both women lay on the mat now, Ash has his hand out calling for the tag and Raines seems to just be looking up at the empty corner, looking for some kind of break that just isn’t there. She gets to one knee and as she does Angela makes the tag to Ash, he climbs in the ring and runs at her, but Raines sees him coming and takes him down with a nice drop toe hold before jumping to his head and locking in a headlock, Ash quickly kicks his way out of it and the two of them manage to get up at the same time, he runs at her again but she manages to duck at the right time and lift him over her head and back first onto the mat!
He gets up a little surprised by her counters and turns to face her but walks right into a Superkick, she covers,
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2…
NO Angela breaks the cover and lifts Rebecca by her hair before taking her down with a standing clothesline, she lifts her again and goes for another Standing Clothesline but this time Raines ducks it and grabs the waist of Angela this time hitting a big time German suplex, she stands up and turns back to Ash as Angela rolls out of the ring but is lifted right into a huge spinebuster!

Jerry Walters:
Raines was doing so well, but those numbers are really causing her problems!

Tim May:
I can’t believe she is still in this thing!

Jerry Walters:
Ash and Angela I think had the feeling this would be a little easier then it has panned out and you have to believe that they may have just underestimated Raines a bit here!

Ash takes a quick breather as Raines rolls away from him and gets to one knee, they both stand up at the same time but Raines stumbles back into the ropes, Ash walks toward her and Raines sluggishly attempts a kick, one Ash is easily able to catch, he then tugs her to the centre of the ring before tugging the leg toward him and spearing her to the ground before going for the pin,
1…
2…
Kickout by Raines again!
Ash looks pissed and slams his hand on the mat before getting to his feet and taunting her to stand, it takes her a few moments but she eventually does and looks a dazede wreck, she turns into Ash who lifts her onto his shoulder but she slides down his back and rolls him up into a school boy,
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2…
No Kickout by Ash,
The two of them get up quickly and Raines then swings a clothesline at him but Ash ducks it and Rebecca stumbles giving enough time for the former CWA world champion to grab her from behind and lift her into a torture rack type position…CASHED!!! HE HITS IT!!! He rolls her onto her back and covers,
1…
2…
3…
Ash and Angela win!

Jerry Walters:
God damn it! I really thought she was going to do it! I honestly thought she was going to beat the Flock by herself, but in the end they were just to damn strong!

Tim May:
I love being right Jerry, the feeling is so good I couldn’t possibly explain it!

Angela just rolls in the ring holding a spray paint can in hand and is looking pissed off, Ashe stands and just turns Raines back onto her front before both Flock members proceed in stomping on her, the fans are booing even louder at this now as Angela shakes the can and begins to spray Flock 4:20 on her back, however as she does from the crowd Vivian appears!! The fans are going nuts as Vivian slides in the ring and goes for a double clothesline on the two of them but both of them are quick enough to duck it and scramble from the ring as Vivian kneels down beside the beaten Rebecca Raines.
Suddenly from the back Lady Lust runs out a chair in hand, he run down the ramp and slides in the ring before propping the chair in an attack stance as Vivian sits over Rebecca. She stands taking note of the crowd’s reaction and turns but right into he chair shot of Lady Lust!!!!

Jerry Walters:
OH MY GOD!!! Our GM’s personal Bodyguard just destroyed Vivian with that chair, her neck damn it, think about her damn Neck!

Tim May:
She shouldn’t have been out here Jerry and Conrad DID offer to end there feud earlier so this is all her own fault.

Jerry Walters:
Damn it, she should not even be here, didn’t she sign for Annihilation!?!

Tim May:
It seems not!

Lady Lust throws the chair aside and grabs Vivian lifting her to her feet before holding her in the air and then dropping her into a devastating Brain Buster! The fans are booing loudly and it just gets louder as Conrad Gray appears at the top of the ramp. Lust however isn’t finished, she grabs the chair slamming it over the back of Raines over and over before placing the chair down and grabbing Vivian who is in tears from the pain, she then drops the Women’s champion with huge Neckbreaker right onto the steel object!
She looks up to Conrad who just smiles and extends his arm before dropping his thumb to the huge eruption from the crowd, Lust just grins and grabs Vivian before setting her up on her back, Vivian’s legs wrapped around the hips of Lust her head held in place by Lust hand over he shoulder stretching her neck, she walks around with Vivian in this hold for a moment before dropping into a sitting position crushing the back of Vivian’s neck against her shoulder, DAY OF REMEBERANCE (Widows peak)!!!
Vivian just lays motionless in the ring as does Raines, Lust just smiles and leaves through the ropes heading back up the ramp toward Conrad as the EMT’s rush out to help them as quick as they can!


Commercial



Back In the Arena


Jerry Walters:
I am in shock as to what we have just witnessed Tim. Lady Lust has just destroyed an already out of sync neck, Vivian may never return and it’s all because she came to help a friend in need!

Tim May:
No, it’s all because she was told to leave for her own good and she didn’t!

Jerry Walters:
I disagree, I think she was doing the moral thing trying her best to save her friend from those bastards The Flock and what she got for it was maybe the end of her career!

Tim May:
She can always go find her ‘true love’ again if that’s the case!

Jerry Walters:
I don’t know how you live with yourself sometimes Tim!


Non-Title
Johnny Kingdom Vs Hellkat


The arena lights dim as the image of a plastic ballerina spinning slowly on a music box can be seen, as the tones of the music box fill the air. Slowly the music box winds down. There is silence for a moment, until pyro’s explode on the entry ramp and the piercing wail of an air raid siren fills the arena as Rammstein's "Feuer Frei" blares. Hellkat walks out onto the entry ramp, then skips down the aisle and slides into the ring. She glares into the camera, and smiles a predatory smile, showing her fangs before looking through the fans, her mood better then usual with the departure of Sean Johnson from ULW.

Jerry Walters:
Former World Champion Hellkat take on current World Champion Johnny Kingdom in a huge main event now and this is what the rest of the show has been building to and you have to believe this is going to be huge!

Tim May:
You are not kidding, Hellkat is determined to regain some gold and if that means she has to beat Angela at New Beginnings, which she won’t, or beat Johnny Kingdom here tonight and prove she will beat the current Champion just like she did Daemon then she will do it!

Jerry Walters:
That’s very true and if you remember when her title reign begun it all started from a non-title match with Daemon Frost just one week after Paranoia, that match then led into a title match where she beat him again and thus the reign of Hellkat took over most of 2004!

That tantalizing theme, "Wake Up", suddenly bursts the seams of the sound speakers, and leaking into a huge mixed reaction from the fans. Flash bulbs explode as the red curtain that dangles in the entranceway part’s, and out steps the Team Leader: JOHNNY KINGDOM his world title over his shoulder. As the fans stand to greet him properly, he smiles, telling everyone that tonight is going to be another fabulous night. His shirt reads POOR XAVIER in bold white letters; his pants are black with gold weaving down either side. No fancy pyrotechnics follow him as he heads down the ramp and into the ringside area seemingly confused at the majority of cheers he is getting. Kingdom, of course, completely ignores them. His feet seem to crash down on the rampway as the fans' mixed reaction picks up even more, the pure weight of his greatness increasing his own weight by pounds and pounds. The Team Leader arrives in front of the ring, and as he does so the thousands of people present rise higher than ever before.

Jerry Walters:
The world champion is out here and looking like he has already fought a series of matches here, the Glass Chamber caused him so much damage and danger as it did Daemon he has to be well below 100% in this match

Tim May:
You are not joking, they had one hell of a fight at Worlds Ending and Kingdom could find himself following shades of Daemon Frost if he is not careful!

Jerry Walters:
That may be so. Remember ladies and gentleman, this match is non-title, the world title is not on the line.

The bell sounds and the reaction of the fans lets both wrestlers hear the tension of this match, Kingdom doesn’t want to lose and let Hellkat back in the title race and Hellkat doesn’t want to lose and be pushed down the line further. They just stand in there respective corners and stare at one another the past meetings and tactics for the present floating in there minds before both of them just step forward and lunge into a collar-elbow tie up, Kingdom quickly overpowers Hellkat and pulls her into a side headlock.
Hellkat falls to one knee but quickly regains her footing before running Kingdom into the ropes and then throws him across the ring breaking the hold, Kingdom hits the far ropes and bounces back as he does he raises a huge big boot that nearly takes Hellkat’s head right off.
He grabs her again and lifts her to her feet, before lifting her into a gorilla press position before lifting her right up over his head then body pressing her into a throws causing her to land just barely behind him stomach first knocking the wind right from her system!
Kingdom just turns and rolls her onto her back with his foot effortlessly before laying over her and going for the cover,
1…
2…
No, Kickout by Hellkat from the early pin-fall. Kingdom sits up then gets to his feet as Hellkat rolls onto one knee he grabs her and lifts her to her vertical before kicking her in the stomach and then slamming a forearm into her jaw the another before hooking her and lifting her for a big suplex but holds onto her and lifts her for a second suplex, he continues to hold her and lifts her one more time but holds her high up in the air this time before finally dropping her a third time with a delayed suplex causing her to roll in pain holding her arched back. Kingdom just smiles and walks to the turnbuckle before climbing it and raising his arms to the fans who seem to cheer him loudly.

Jerry Walters:
A series of damaging moves on Hellkat by Kingdom but he needs to stay on her, he seems to be taken by the cheering a little bit here.

Tim May:
You see why I hate these fans now? They always make a strong wrestler weak and to think, I once looked up to Kingdom!

Jerry Walters:
Tim your tiny, you have to look up to everyone!

Kingdom jumps down and sees Hellkat back on her feet in the opposite corner he runs across and jumps in the air going for a splash, but Hellkat moves at the last second and Kingdom slams chest first right into the turnbuckle causing him to stumble a little bit backwards shell-shocked by the move. Suddenly though Hellkat has come off the furthest ropes and spears him out of nowhere and right out of his boots near enough before angrily slamming in punch after punch to Kingdom’s forehead.
She then stands up and stands by his hips back facing before jumping in the air and hitting him with a nice standing moonsault that causes Kingdom to curl up at the impact right into position for Hellkat to hook his leg for the pin.
1…
2…
Kick out by Kingdom this time.
Hellkat just gets back to her feet and drops a quick leg drop across the neck of Kingdom before getting back to her feet once more and going to the turnbuckle, she climbs to the middle rope and sits there waiting as Kingdom gets back to his feet, he does and turns into her as she jumps off grabbing his head and twisting him around with her momentum before dropping him with a big tornado DDT!
The fans are clapping this move as she runs off the ropes and comes back at his downed body hitting him with a baseball slide to the gut that rolls him out onto the apron.
She then stands again and waits as he gets up to one knee then grabs the top rope lifting himself o his feet, as he does Hellkat runs across the ring and leaps at the middle rope before coming back of it hitting Kingdom with a nice springboard dropkick that takes him out of the ring and to the outside!

Jerry Walters:
Hellkat is picking up momentum!

Tim may:
And you say I state the obvious!

Jerry Walters:
You do, I am simply calling the match!

(Suddenly as Kingdom stands to his feet, Hellkat with her back to the ropes suddenly jumps with a moonsault right over the top rope landing right onto Kingdom on the outside, Draconoclasm!!!!!!
Hellkat is the first up and rolls back in the ring breaking the count, she then gets up and watches as Kingdom gets to his feet before climbing on the apron, as he does she flies at him tackling his legs from under the bottom rope and taking him off the apron causing him to land nose first right into the corner of it before falling on the floor outside the ring!
Instantly it becomes obvious that Kingdoms PPV stitches have come on done and he is bleeding badly from a wound in the top of his forehead. Hellkat just rolls back outside the ring and grabs him by the head and lifting him up before grabbing his arm throwing him toward the stairs but Kingdom counters and throws Hellkat instead causing her to hit the steel steps with a huge impact back first!
Kingdom falls to one knee and pads his head with his hand before noticing Hellkat back up, she runs at him trying to catch him on the break but JK is quick and sees her on the move, he stands and sidesteps her before grabbing the back of her head and uses her own momentum to slam her head first into the steel turnbuckle! He then grabs her from behind and lifts her into a back drop positon but instead runs her groin first into the steel turnbuckle post before locking her legs around it and stomping hard on her stomach till she drops from the ring and back to the outside.
Kingdom rolls in this time breaking the count before grabbing her angrily by the hair and dragging her to her feet walking her around to the announcers table before slamming her head into the announce table and then another shot at the table.
Hellkat falls back to one knee and Kingdom just grabs her lifting her into a fallaway position before walking to the middle of the mats before throwing her right over his head and causing her to grab her back in agony!

Jerry Walters:
Kingdom could have this match!

Tim May:
You say that every time someone gets momentum, I am not listening to your crap advice!

Jerry Walters:
Your mothers a tit!

Tim May:
Exactly, not one little bit!....Wait, what did you say?

He sits up and then gets to his feet before walking to Hellkat who is in pain before grabbing her by the head and lifting her to her feet, he throws her in the ring and slides in himself, he gets up to one knee then stands, Hellkat is doing the same and rises to her first knee.
He steps towards her but as he does Hellkat explodes to her feet and once again spears him to the ground, the fans are showing mixed feelings to this but both wrestlers are quick to begin moving and slowly both of them get back to there feet, they stand near enough face to face and Kingdom suddenly explodes with a right hand but Hellkat ducks it and appears behind him and grabs him by the waist and lifts him high into a german suplex with bridge,
1…
2…
No! Kickout by Kingdom!
Hellkat rolls onto her front and then stands to her feet and calls to end the match to the suddenly hyped up crowd who stand to there feet with there cameras at the ready, she watches as Kingdom stands to his feet and dazed begins to stumble around from the apron, as he does she jumps to the middle rope then onto the top rope before turning to face away from him, he turns to face her at that very moment and she flies off the top rope with Draconoclasm!!! But Kingdom ducks!!
Hellkat quickly reacts and flies right over his head but onto her feet, during all this the boos had begun to echo out nobody quite sure why, Hellkat just stumbles backwards from the momentum and then it becomes obvious as she nears the ropes when suddenly Angela of the Flock appears from nowhere slamming a chair across the back of Hellkat!

Jerry Walters:
DAMN IT! DAMN IT! A perfectly good match ruined by the damn flock!

Tim May:
What? Where? How? When did Angela come down here, I didn’t even see her come down the ramp!

Jerry Walters:
Neither did I, good chance she came from the crowd!

(The referee sees this shot and calls for the bell quickly calling for a DQ against Johnny Kingdom making Hellkat the winner, Kingdom sees this and turns to Angela who just climbs up on the apron, he points at her and begins shouting trash as he nears towards her but suddenly from the crowd Ash, Killswitch and Gerard Angelo appear and slide in behind the World Champ before taking him to the ground viciously all three of them stamping furiously on him, backing him into a corner and just continuing to attack him there.
Gerard Angelo turns from him and walks over to Angela who holds Hellkat in the other corner choking her with her knee as she holds her against the bottom turnbuckle Gerard just begins stomping on her. Suddenly the fans jump to there feet as Bullseye appears from the back and charges down the ring, Gerard quickly intercepts and the two men meet in the middle of the ring going fist for fist as Silencer the new Television Champion appears now as well, he heads down the ramp not wanting to miss this and slides in getting involved in the punching between the two men but joins forces with Bullseye knocking Gerard back against the ropes, suddenly Bullseye steps back and clotheslines him right over the ropes and to the outside but this just causes the champ and former champ to begin slugging it out.
The fans are on there feet going mad at this, Suddenly Gerard is back up and trips both men from the outside before dragging Bullseye out with him and stomping on him on the outside but Silencer quickly follows and Gerard and the champ continue to slug it out.
Ash notices this and demands Killswitch go out and help him, the man does and joins the trio on the outside stomping on Bullseye keeping him from getting at Gerard further.
Suddenly as this occurs Rebecca Raines appears hurt but no less determined, she runs down the ramp and slides in the ring attacking Ash from behind stopping him from attacking Kingdom, Ash quickly manages to get the upper hand on her and just puts her in another corner and begins stomping on her already battered body before lifting her into Cashed!! HE HITS IT!!!
Raines is hurt on the mat and Ash just smiles but he doesn’t for long as all four Glamour Girls appear from the back looking like this is something that cannot be missed, Angela has seen this as well and the husband and wife prepare themselves in the middle of the ring for the four of them but before they can reach the ring Chris Hunter and Young Chris come out of nowhere and take out Kathy Smith and Ophelia!

Jerry Walters:
MY GOD! THIS IS HUGE, THE WHOLE ROSTER IS COMING OUT HERE!

Tim May:
This is great, I love it!

Jerry Walters:
There is no Regulator to stop this with Lethal injured this week, my god this is chaotic!

Ash and Angela just smile as the glamour girls become distracted with the Young Gunnaz on the outside but suddenly Hellkat charges from the corner spearing Angela right from her feet and dragging her out of the ring and to the outside both ladies not getting the better of each other the two of them just rolling each other around trying to get a clear punch in! Ash just stares at the two of them for a second before cheers echo out loudly as none other then World Champion Johnny Kingdom is on his feet behind Ash, the Flock leader turns and receives a boot right to the midsection before Kingdom sets him up for the Exodus Finale, he lifts him in the air but suddenly from the back Hurse appears and runs to the ring with a steel chair in hand, he gets up and slams it across the back of Kingdom causing him to drop Ash who lands on his feet and looks wearily on at what could have just happened, but Hurse just continues to pound Kingdom with the chair before throwing it down and taunting the fans into a huge barrage of boos.
Suddenly from the crowd Daemon Frost jumps the barrier and slides in the ring, the fans suddenly go nuts and Hurse turns to see Frost take him out with a huge leg lariat before kneeling over him with punch after punch, Kingdom has rolled onto the apron now in pure pain and is once again being attacked by Ash Fierro.
Frost just stands up angrily and begins shouting “You think you can put a prize on my head!” He just climbs to the top rope and watches as Hurse begins to rise, suddenly though with Cat like reflexes Hurse suddenly falls back to the mat and rolls out of danger, Frost just swears and jumps off the ropes before running at the ropes and leaping right over them in a true hall of fame picture as he flies with a splash right onto a large group of wrestlers in the area including Hurse!

Jerry Walters:
This has turned into pure madness and all around the ring we have a mass brawl damn it!

Tim May:
This is real entertainment Jerry!

Jerry Walters:
To an extent I agree, but who is going to stop this!

As jerry speaks suddenly from the back both the Gray siblings appear Sheryl in ead with Conrad looking wearily around behind her as if he didn’t want to be there, Lust at his side suddenly just sprints into the crowd an begins stomping on Raines on the outside of the ring, Conrad just sighs and manages to stay away from the fighting as much as possible. Sheryl just doesn’t care and storms her way to the ring entering into the squared circle and grabbing a mic from the announcer before Conrad enters a few seconds later.

Sheryl:
People…PEOPLE…Stop this now! Stop this fighting right now!

The fighting continues with the rosters anger just growing stronger.

Sheryl:
DAMN IT…DO ANY OF YOU HEAR ME, I AM THE BOSS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, AND I SAID…STOP IT!

Suddenly the lights go out and the chant of “Weapon” begins but dies quickly as suddenly the only light in the arena comes from the triple screen as a bunch of words are seen on the screens, each letter of the word looks like it has been cut from a newspaper headline and just hauntingly moves from side to side or up and down….The words reading…

“Did you think I was dead?”

The screen then goes to the darkness again before more words appear…

“NO….I am very much alive…”

Suddenly the screen goes into darkness once more and the sound of thunder can be heard as if in a distance heading toward the ring itself, suddenly a clash of lighting in the sky on the triple screen shine a light onto a tombstone on the screen…Suddenly the fans cheers erupt louder then ever before as the name reads “Teresa Hilton…Still here!”
Suddenly Numb/Encore by Jay Z and Linkin Park hits and the fans go absolutely nuts, Teresa Hilton’s highlight reel begins to play and as the chorus hits the light reappear causing the fans to get even louder as standing in the ring behind both the Gray’s is Teresa Hilton Singapore Cane in hand. She has it ready to strike and is just waiting for the two of them to turn around, suddenly they do and Teresa swings her shot but Sheryl shows a hidden pace in her step as she ducks out of the way causing Teresa to slam the cane over the head of Conrad Gray cutting him right open and causing him to grab his face and roll out of the ring as Sheryl speeds from the ring also and jumps in the fans!
Her face is pale and her jaw dropped across the other side of the ring Young Chris has the same look and Teresa just raises her Cane in the air angrily to the crowd causing a huge eruption as Sheryl rubs her eyes and still seems to disbelieve that Teresa is real!

Jerry Walters:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, TERESA IS BACK, WHAT A COMEBACK, SHERYL IS SEEING A GHOST!

Tim May:
So am I! I thought she was dead, she should be dead!

Jerry Walters:
My god, there is going to be war next week! Ladies and Gentleman join us then! GOODNIGHT!

(The final shots are off Teresa standing on the middle ropes of the ring her cane hanging down by her side as the roster around her continues to fight it out in a complete ruckus, Sheryl just watches from the fans her eyes straining to believe what they are seeing…Suddenly the credits appear in the corner and the black hits the screen followed by the shimmering letters of the ULW.)

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