
January 7th 2004 - The First FUF of 2005!
(The black of the screen is all that can be seen before suddenly the shimmering letters of the ULW appear then disappear, then once more appears before the picture goes back to being black…Suddenly the haunting piano chords begin to play the backing of the tune faintly becoming obvious…The song “Heavens a lie” by Lacuna Coil being the theme.
Suddenly the drums and guitar of the song crash in and the opening symbol of Worlds Ending is seen before cutting into pictures of the fireworks and the fans, the vocals then begin and the various FUF matches are seen including various moves and matches from those events.
Suddenly the chorus hits and Chris Hunter is seen defeating Chastity with the assistance of Young Chris the two Young Gunnaz walking away from the ring victorious and looking thankful for there win before the scene cuts to various shots off The Silencer – Jenny Match the last shot being off Bob hitting her with the stink face only to have her furiously leave the arena for the last time swearing blind at her victorious opponent.
The vocals and instrumentals then calm and just the calm hum of the lead vocalist tones the scenes down again as Lethal is seen laid out on the rampway as is Shannon Skanes with the Flock standing over them, smiles on there faces. The scene then changes to that of Rebecca Raines and Vivian about to embrace with Angela smiling evilly in the picture between there two unaware heads.
With that the chorus hits again and Cortez and Young Chris are seen in there epic battle fighting the fight of there lives as they attack back and forth for the Xtreme title before Cortez is seen getting the win barely while Young Chris lays beaten and devastated on the mat.
Suddenly for a second the music dies down and the ghostly words of Lacuna Coils vocalist are heard above all else as Teresa’s wide eyes stare at Tommy Livingston his hand then crashing across her face as the chorus slams right back into the shots followed by her slamming the ashtray over his head and cutting to her moment with the pills outside the locker room. As the chorus begins to play her match with Lomond shows as she destroys him bit by bit throwing him all around the ring before finally finishing him with the one, two, three…However the scenes that follow are just met with pure silence as the music stops…
Jerry Walters:
A repeat of one of the verses comes back onto the screen as Teresa is seen being taken into the back and to a waiting ambulance, her eyes rolled back into her head and her body pulsating. The shot of the ambulance leaving is then seen before the shot of Sheryl grinning evilly as is Young Chris in the background is shown…As the scene fades a brief hesitation before the chorus is heard in the song as the shouts of bomb are heard alerting the ever present Bullseye…With that the chorus hits once more and the explosion is seen followed by the shot of Teresa in Bullseye’s arms, the EMT’s running toward the blood covered duo.
The shot slowly fades causing the music to stop as the scene becomes pure black…
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Suddenly the chorus and the shots of the Pay Per View show again with the hardcore battle between Daemon and Kingdom, the attacks with the ladder, the shots with trash cans and the other weapons before Daemon is seen being thrown partly into the glass causing it to implode setting yet a more crude section of shots including both men hitting the exploding turnbuckles and the shot to Kingdoms face with the barbwire covered bat!
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
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Tim May:
(Suddenly 'natural high' by union underground blasts over the speakers and the fans jump to there feet with boos and Japanese swear words as the words “Flock 4:20” flash across the triple screens, Angela walks out first a smile on her face followed by Ash, Gerard Angelo and Killswitch. The four of them stand at the top of the ramp and look over the fans for a second before heading down the rampway and into the ring as the fans continue to do all they can to verbally hold them back.
Ash:
(Kailey just shakes her head and tries to convince Ash that she was not running away merely getting out of there way.)
Ash:
(Kailey still looks confused as Ash turns away from her, a little fearful as well, Angela just smiles at her as her husband looks across the fans before raising the microphone to his mouth.)
Ash:
(A Huge cheer goes up, many of them not actually knowing what he is saying apart from the sound of there hometown causing a cheap pop from the sold out arena’s audience.)
Ash:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Ash:
(A boo is echoing around the arena by those who understand what he is saying and those who paid the extra cash to have a translater in there chair.)
Ash:
(A louder boo hits the fans as Ash raises his voice, many just following what everyone else is doing.)
Ash:
(Ash just shakes his head and continues to pace the ring before looking up the ramp as if talking to Skanes directly.)
Ash:
(Ash holds the microphone out to Angela who turns from Kailey and takes it in her hands before looking out at the crowd who begin a chant in Japanese that Angela is unsure the meaning off.)
Angela:
(Suddenly Angela turns cracking Kailey in the face with the microphone knocking her to the mat out cold before picking her up by the hair before shouting in her face and throwing her toward the ropes, she bounces off them and as she comes back ANGELA’S ASHES (Superkick of Irish whip)!!! Right to the jaw! Kailey just lays there flat out when suddenly Imaginary by Evanescence hits the speakers!!!
Vivian:
(Angela just grins as if uncaring about the words coming from Vivian’s mouth.)
Vivian:
(The fans are cheering loudly as Vivian challenges the new ULW member, but before she can answer the sound of Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems hits the speakers and once more the boo’s echo out as Conrad Gray smugly steps from the back in a freshly ironed suit that looks very smart around him. He has a microphone in hand and looks at the Flock on the ramp and then at Vivian and Rebecca Raines in the ring. His music stops and he raises the microphone looking at the Flock members once more.)
Conrad:
But to make sure you guys don’t get in over your head…Let’s see what we can do for you guys starting with Gerard Angelo…Gerard…If you win tonight, if you beat Chris Kain, I will personally tear up Chris Kain’s contract in front of your very eyes and fire him!
(Another large boo echoes out as Conrad just grins and nods his head as if he knows what he is doing, Gerard just faces him smiling from ear to ear.)
Conrad:
(Gerard is looking even happier as the rest of the Flock members just look on in suspicion. The fans are hating this and Vivian as well as Rebecca can’t believe what they are seeing.)
Conrad:
(The fans actually show mixed reactions for this, the 24/7 rule basically allowing all out chaos anywhere in the arena while at the same time causing trouble for the much loved Chris Cortez, Suddenly Vivian lifts the microphone interrupting Conrad causing his face to become red with anger.)
Vivian:
Conrad:
Vivian:
(Conrad just glares at Vivian, as Ash nods approvingly.)
Conrad:
(A large cheer goes up as Ash stares in shock at Conrad Gray expecting to be given the number one contenders spot…)
Conrad:
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
(Even the wrestlers around Conrad look in shock at that announcement, Ahs is now walking slowly towards Conrad who just signals for Ash to calm down and seems intimidated by the group ahead of him.)
Conrad:
(Ash just begins shouting “Fine then what about Angela, you better have something for Angela?”)
Conrad:
(the rest of the Flock have joined Ash now and all repeat his warnings to him before slowly walking past and taking a last look at the wrestlers in the ring before heading backstage, Conrad, just wipes his forehead and pulls on his shirt collar before turning to Vivian and pulling a letter from his pocket.)
Conrad:
Vivian:
Conrad:
(Vivian just stares at Conrad who slowly heads down the ramp, stopping halfway, his smile noticeable as she breathes harder, every breathe growing larger with fear as he opens the letter up and shows it to the fans.)
Conrad:
Vivian:
Conrad:
(Vivian just swears under her breathe as Conrad smiles at her and heads the rest of the way down the ramp as he does two security mean appear from the side of the rampway and stand either side of Conrad Gray.)
Conrad:
(A loud boo goes out as Vivian glare at the Women’s title for a second in her hands, Conrad just asks her away from the mic to slide it under the ropes to him, with hesitation she does and Conrad just smiles wider before stepping off to the side and raising the mic again as he looks up at Vivian who ignores the pleas from Rebecca Raines to tell him where to go.)
Conrad:
(Conrad just smiles and walks back up the ramp as Vivian stares at Rebecca Raines who has to seemingly taking on the Fierro couple by herself now, Conrad disappears through the curtain to his music and the boos of the fans as Vivian begrudgingly steps from the ring and joins the two men as they escort her back up the ramp leaving Raines to look on confused and worried about her match later in the night and about the welfare of her friend Vivian Fox.)
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
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Jerry Walters:
Tim May: “Well look who finally decided to show up.”
Jerry Walters: “Sean Johnson has been missing in action for most of this week. I’m surprised to see him here now.”
Suddenly Daemon Frost walks from behind the curtain to a huge reaction from the fans. Dressed in a white button down shirt and black tie, Daemon stands there, a smile on his face and cuts, scars and plaster covering his face after his huge Glass Chamber match at Worlds Ending. He listens for a moment, to both his own music and the crowd around him. Moonlight Sonata blares out over the speakers, a complete contrast to the violence that will ensue shortly. He walks, completely focused to the ring, one foot in front of the other, where he quickly hops up onto the apron, pulling on the ropes before stepping into the ring.
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
The bell sounds and Sean Johnson is already looking cocky, seemingly believing Daemon to be to weak to put up a battle, Daemon just grins back at him evilly, they circle each other slowly, neither of them dropping into a stance or a defensive posture, suddenly the lock up neither man giving ground.
Suddenly Sean Johnson craftily manages to break the lock up and gets underneath Daemon lifting him off his feet and dropping him with a slam right onto his chest causing him to cry out in pain as the scars from the turnbuckle explosion at the Pay Per View burn with the impact!
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Daemon rolls out of the ring and onto the apron as Sean Johnson rolls onto his elbow holding his neck, he gets up but the fans are on there feet as Daemon climbs to the top rope and perches himself there, Sean has not seen a thing, he stands to his feet and looks around dazed for a moment before facing Daemon! The former champ flies off the ropes and hits him with a nice Crossbody taking him to the ground but the momentum rolls him right off Sean Johnson allowing Griffin to roll back up onto his feet, Daemon just runs at him but Sean ducks and throws Daemon over his head, however Frost counters and manages to land on the apron just behind Sean Johnson.
Johnson steps forward then turns to see Daemon ad throws a wild right hand but Daemon ducks it and slams and elbow into his mid-section between the middle ropes before standing back up and leaping over the ropes hitting Sean with a sunset flip taking him right over!
Jerry Walters:
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
(Frost just rolls out of the ring and after just that short time looks shattered, he sits against the apron as Sean Johnson just sits up in the ring pulling on his hair still in shock that he was pinned quite so quickly and with such a tame move as well. He rolls out of the ring and begins going back up the ramp to the chant of “The goodbye song” as the referee accompanies him.
Young Chris:
(She stares at his beaten features for a second and shakes her head before turning to face him.)
Young Chris:
Sheryl:
Young Chris:
Sheryl:
Young Chris:
Sheryl:
Young Chris:
(Sheryl stares at his face for a second his eyes seemingly looking left and right quick, before glancing back at her, she just sighs and shakes her head.)
Sheryl:
Young Chris:
(Sheryl just bursts out into a laugh.)
Sheryl:
Young Chris:
Sheryl:
Young Chris:
Sheryl:
(Sheryl just smiles at Young Chris before grabbing her bag and walking into the arena leaving his jaw on the floor as he looks on shocked at what she has just said!)
Tim May:
Jerry Walters:
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Jerry Walters:
Ron: Here we are Bob, as the Loons, the official Welcoming Committee of ULW welcome the Xtreme title to Fricked Up Friday.
The four way is the first seen with Hunters arm being extended in victory as he defeats Rosa-Lee, Sean Johnson and Chris Kain, the scene then changes as the woman in the background continues to see Chris Kain laid out on the deck later in the show with Flock 4:20 written across his chest.
More shots are seen now of Vivian and Hellkat fighting it out, many of the shots focusing on the assault to the neck Hellkat gave the new Women’s champion, however Vivian is seen pulling off the win and claiming her first ULW singles title!
Oh no! This is bad, this is very bad…Teresa is in a bad way!
Oh man, this is going to kill someone…It’s a chamber made for destruction!
Look at it Jerry…This thing is huge!
The shots continue with both the Frost special and the Exodus Finale being hit yet neither winning the match, the hardcore scenes then take over again with Daemon spearing Kingdom through the chamber glass before showing how the fight continued on the roof with the unmasking of Hurse causing the cracked roof that feel underneath the feet of the two men.
Finally the song begins to end with the last shot being of Kingdom on a stretcher bed holding the World title in the air with all the energy he has left before the scene and the music end.)
WELCOME LIVE…TO FUF!!! At the Bakodun Hall, Tokyo, Japan
(Break Stuff then hits the sound system as pictures of Daemon Frost, Hellkat and Chris Cortez are seen followed by shots of Gerard Angelo and the Flock at Worlds ending. A shot of Bullseye hitting Celestra with a spear is picture before more shots of the likes of Chris Kain, Silencer, Hurse before a shot of Johnny Kingdom hitting Daemon with a chair is shown followed by a bloody faced former champion...Finally the last shot air’s with Johnny Kingdom holding the title high and proud before the scene cuts to inside the Japanese arena where suddenly fireworks fly from the traditional FUF stage area with the triple screen, the huge sold out Bakodun arena is on its feet and to no surprise the Japanese fans are able to make more noise then anyone the ULW has ever visited. The pyro just keeps coming as ULW celebrates its first ever visit to the Japan and as it ends the cameras skim the area to see signs everywhere, literally everywhere including pictures of various wrestlers and catchphrases written.)
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO FUCKED UP FRIDAY!
I am Jerry Walters here alongside the ever annoying Tim May and here we are in the great Japan for our first ever ULW show and what an event its going to be with a huge main event pitting our new World Champion in the ring with a former World Champion, Hellkat!
What? No way, Kingdom is a sell out, have you heard the appreciation he has given Hurse after his title win, if it wasn’t for Creative Control, he would not be World Champion today, the gold has gone to his head…
Amazing, you pick and choose your favourites more times then the wind changes…
The wind changes 215 times per second!
How the hell did you know that?
We are in Japan idiot, I managed to pick up a little gadget that told me!
Angela jumps up onto the middle ropes and smiling, begins to share words with some of the fans before jumping down as Ash takes the microphone from Kailey Worf the announcer who is about to leave the ring but is stopped in her tracks by Gerard Angelo and Killswitch. The music dies down and Kailey looks at the two men then back at Ash and Angela, somewhat confused. )
Kailey…What’s the rush? I mean have we done something to offend you? Have we done something to annoy you? Why don’t you want to bask in the greatness that is Flock 4:20?
Ok, ok, but I don’t want you out of the way, not yet, actually I have a little interaction to make with these fans then I have some questions for you…
Hello…TOKYO, JAPAN!
So hear we are on Fucked up Friday, the flagship show of the ULW, the biggest show in the wrestling business and the first one of 2005 to add to all of that as well! What a rush! But already I see some changes that we need to make…
What the hell is this man on about and why the hell are they keeping Kailey in that ring like a caged dog!?!
If you shut up maybe we will find out!
You see I am officially naming this show Flocked Up Friday as of this day, I just don’t think the name has the right bell, yet the name Flock in the title is bound to make it a success, much like the careers of The Flock itself.
You see, we have come here from NLCW, a federation that couldn’t handle the talent and the pedigree we have, we were in CWA a federation that was not able to cope with our dominance and unreachable levels of charisma and now finally we are here…ULW…And going by the name of there flagship show, they need a new marketing division.
In just minutes of our being here we have already put a better jingle on the god damn name…But enough about that, lets get to business and lets start with Shannon Skanes…He tried to warn us off, he tried to tell us to stay out of his way, Shannon…YOU ARE NOTHING HERE!
You are GWO, not ULW and in turn have no place telling us what we can and cannot do, we made you an your rules look pathetic back in CWA, we abolished anything that you through at us and that’s when you DID have power, here you have none, what chance could you possibly stand!?!
And to try and protect Lethal Weapon of all of them, I mean what the hell are you thinking? This is the guy who has had a obsession with destroying you for over 3 years…3 years Shannon! We are doing you a favor!
Lethal Weapon is wasteful, he was past his time a long way back pal and him being your champion is a disgrace to the industry itself, you know that Skanes! That’s why you banned us from the arena when we meant to fight off, you didn’t want Weapon in that kind of high profile match and you didn’t want the world to see me destroy someone of his reputation with such ease…it wasn’t good for your ratings!
Shannon, drop this act, you want Lethal out of this business as much as we do and the sooner he is gone the better it is for us all, so what if you lose a World Champion, you will get another one, a better one…Just like in time the ULW will get a better World Champion, Ash Fierro…But first, we have to show our power…Ang?
Ok, ok, whatever you non-english, communistic pricks say! But lets get to the point shall we, tonight is the tester…Tonight the ULW see what the bought, they see the Flock 4:20, they see Gerard Angelo destroy Chris Kain, they see Angela Fierro and Ash Fierro represent Flock against the Women’s champion and former number one contender and they are going to see Flock Victorious!
You know that’s the most annoying thing, the pundits, the media, they believe that in ULW, the Flock are going to be just something else, just another group who will fade…WE ARE THE FLOCK DAMN IT…Do you honestly believe we are going to let the likes of the FUF roster get retribution on us this week, next week, the week after…We are better then that, we have always been better then that. Flock are going to rule FUF, they are going to dominate and anything our opponents can do…We can do better!
The fans suddenly jump to there feet as Ash and Angela look to the rampway and Vivian appears from the back looking pissed off the Women’s championship over her shoulder, Rebecca Raines appears with her and the two of them suddenly run towards the ring causing the Flock members to disperse through the ropes and to the outside as the two women enter the ring.
Ash just smiles cocky grin at Vivian as she looks over the ropes at them, Rebecca just checks on Kailey in the squared circle, the rest of Flock are all smiling as well now, Vivian just picks up the microphone Angela dropped and raises it to her mouth.)
Angela, is that your name? Oh I’m sorry, I guess I just didn’t care enough to find out about you before, but now that we have your whole history, let me tell you mine, I am a rookie still in my first year of this business, I am a former Tag Team Champion, I am the Women’s champion and I am one of the baddest bitches in the business today! Oh and you know the Coven right? Ask them about the man who made me who I am today…Ask them about AWOL!
Actually, you know what…Better yet, I have a great idea…New Beginnings, lets see how great you really are, lets see you fight me…One on one for the Women’s championship! What about Angela?
I see you guys don’t make friends easily in the locker room, my sister said you would be hard to handle and it seems she may well be right. But Flocked Up Friday? Really? However that is not why I am out here, you guys were bought in for one reason and I am taking Lethal Weapon’s inability to compete this week as a small preview of the real thing…And the real thing will be what I MYSELF do to him at the Pay Per View when I face him one on one!
You know what else I am going to do for you Mr. Angelo…If indeed you do put an end to Chris Kain’s career later tonight, I am going to make certain that at the Pay Per View on January 30th… Its going to be Gerard Angelo Vs either Silencer or Bullseye for the Television title!
Then there was Killswitch, the only person not booked this week on our show, well, you know what…I have something you might like, you see, I am making the Xtreme Championship a 24/7 Title…That means that anytime, anywhere, anyhow, you can fight for that belt and win it, all you need is a referee!
A few weeks ago when I said Young Chris was the true champion I was not lying, he is and I won’t have Chris Cortez prove ME wrong, so damn it I will accept anyone as Xtreme Champion apart from him…
OK HOLD THE GOD DAMN PHONE! They come in here and lay out an announcer for no god damn reason, they threaten to take over the show and you are basically rewarding them? Bribing them? Conrad Gray scared of the Flock…Who would figure!
I AM NOT SCARED…I am merely doing my duty!
What’s next? Are you going to name Ash the new number one contender for the World title because he smells nice!
Well…No…
But, BUT…I do have a match for Ash, you see, the world title scene is a confusing one, you have Hellkat demanding her shot, Daemon is allowed a re-match as well and of course you have the likes of Silencer, Bullseye, looking to meet that point as well. But right now Hurse is the number one contender!
HURSE!!!! HOW THE HELL DID HE DESERVE IT!?!
Ssshhh!
Ok, look… Ash, I can’t give you a shot at the title, not that title, not until you have earned it or the other competition who have been here longer are not legible to compete, meaning they get there shots and lose!
Oh I do…But I need you to leave me and Vivian to this first, I promise though, I swear to you in fact that Angela will have something huge to boost her ULW career…
Now Vivian, you are the reason I came out here…You see me and you have some history together now, but the one thing we don’t have is closure and you know what i have here in my hand…It’s closure Vivian, this letter is everything I need to finally win our little argument.
You’re bluffing.
No, no I’m not, you see I had this mailed off once the doctors had finished with you at the county hospital back in New Jersey after Worlds ending and the results I got back from some scans you had done was amazing, truly amazing!
Vivian Fox’s scan results ladies and gentleman and do you know what they say?
CONRAD SHUT UP!
Oh, no my dear this will make you look great…They say guys and girls of Tokyo, that Vivian Fox has suffered a Hairline Fracture in her neck, severe Hairline Fracture is the correct words used here. What is worse is that Vivian Fox is not cleared to wrestler AT ALL!
Vivian, I have some bad news for you, ya see, you are going to be out for a very long time, well, a month earliest, which means you are not capable of defending the Women’s championship. Now in my other pocket if you wish me to, I can read out a clause that sates that the Women’s championship must be defended EVERY Pay Per View asked by higher management – me – and well, it just so happens I want that title defended at New Beginnings…So, with heart felt apologies Vivian, I am stripping you of the Women’s championship!
Now Vivian, if you leave the ring please and accompany these two men to the parking lot as I am officially banning you from the arena without pay until you are fully fit and recovered and given the all clear by the doctors. Have a nice night!
Commercial
Back in the arena
Jerry Walters:
What can I say, I have seen some sick things in my life but in just one moment at the beginning of our programming, little 17 year old Kailey was superkicked right to hell, then Conrad Gray seemingly rewarded the Flock for such actions giving Gerard Angelo a possible TV title shot and he telling Killswitch that the Xtreme title was now 24/7!
What the hell are you talking about Jerry? He was not kissing up to the Flock, he was merely being diplomatic and making good television, are you telling me a 24/7 Xtreme belt doesn’t sound good!
I think it sounds great Tim, I really do, but Cortez won that after a war with Young Chris and this is unfair on the young lad to say the least, the whole roster will be out for him now! And if that wasn’t enough he just stripped Vivian of the Women’s championship!
She was injured, he was well within his rights!
He was and that’s the sickening part about it, she went through hell to win that belt and just like that, he takes it right back at his very first chance because she picked up an injury on the targeted neck that Hellkat destroyed at Worlds Ending!
So you’re saying its sickening he done his job?
No, I’m saying it’s sickening how he done his job!
Daemon Frost Vs Sean Johnson
The lights dim to kind of a dark fade, as blue and gold flashing lights appear all over the arena, at the same time Griffin's music hits, as the entrance blasts a total of 6 silver flames, 3 on each side, as they remain lit afterwards... Then the sides of the ramp light up with fire, guiding Griffin down to the ring, he comes out, flips off the fans, and at an even pace, makes his way down to the ring, as he enters, you heard a loud BOOOM!! Sound, and the flames disappear and the lights come back on.
Daemon is looking prepared here, but how much of him is ok for this match, it was not long ago since his fight against Kingdom and he must be exhausted.
Exhausted? Are you making excuses for him already!?!
No I am simply stating the facts!
Griffin just smiles and taunts the fans before grabbing Daemon Frost again and lifting him to his feet, holding him against the ropes he shouts in Frost’s face before slapping a chop right across those scars, then another then another before throwing him off them and across the ring. Daemon runs across hitting the ropes opposite and spring back at Sean Johnson who misses the clothesline and is dropped with the counter right into a running Neckbreaker that takes both men to the mat with impact!
Daemon Frost has more the one weakness on this day and I think Sean Johnson at his best would be able to manipulate them to his best advantage!
Yeah but face it, Sean Johnson has not been at his best for months! Not since he left the first time around!
There is truth in those words I am afraid to say!
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3…
DAEMON WON!!! WITH A SUNSET FLIP!!! )
I can’t believe that! I have not seen someone win with that move in…Well…A long, long time!
Sean Johnson’s career is looking more and more over every week, at the PPV he lost to that turncoat Hunter and now this week he lost Via a Sunset Flip!!
I would hate to be Sean Johnson when he goes to visit Conrad later on!
Daemon just stands but begins to stumble, he makes it around to the front of the ring and the bottom of the rampway but falls to one knee, instantly the ULW Doctor rushes from the back and kneels beside Daemon, the two begin to talk before the doctor just calls backstage for a stretcher and some EMT’s as Daemon falls onto his rear then lays down his eyes closing without a fight as the bed makes its way beside him.)
Backstage
(A large black limousine pulls up in the parking lot as the fans in the back watch with anticipation as to who it could be, however when the door opens they are left booing loudly as the Owner of the ULW Sheryl Marie Gray steps out a smug smile on her face, she is handed her bag by the Japanese driver and takes it before walking toward the arena doors, yet as she reaches them Young Chris steps out from beside her.)
Mrs. Gray?
It’s last week…I have a bad feeling…
About what?
Teresa Hilton, what if she is…You know?
Dead?
No…Alive! Dead I can handle, but alive, if she is alive then we could all be in for it ya know?
She is not alive, we made sure of that, if the drugs didn’t kill her then the explosion certainly did! Why the hell would you even think differently?
Bullseye…I saw his face, it has cuts all over it, he is looking a real mess, I jut think he may have something to do with it!
Fine…Ill check it out, just concentrate on your match tonight ok? You kept your end of the bargain and helped me get rid of Teresa so I will keep mine.
So your going to give me and Chris Hunter the tag titles?
GIVE YOU the titles? No! Of course not, ill put you in a match for them though…At the Pay Per View, ill make it Chris Hunter and Young Chris AKA the Young Gunnaz Vs…
Piddle and Plop?
Our shadow carders? NO! I would not even have them curtain jerk for FUF!
Then…Who?
…Chastity and Kathy Smith…The Glamour Girls…Yeah, I like that!
Also Backstage
(The scene opens in the locker room of Chris Cortez, he is in his attire and is watching the television monitor that shows the beginning of the show, he shakes his head at this seemingly stuck in disbelief when suddenly his door flies open and from behind he is hit with a Kendo stick knocking him to the ground! The man enters and it’s the ULW shadow carder plop, all 112 pounds of him! He enters with a referee and covers Cortez,
1…
2…
No! Cortez kicks out!
Plop gets up and looks for another Weapon but as he does his own tag team partner piddle charges in with his 400 pound body and steam rollers Plop to the ground before realizing a camera is watching them and begins to wave at it only to have a chair driven into his back by Plop!
The camera lowers down to see Cortez with the title in hand crawl out of his locker room and head out of the room, the two shadow carders unaware of his disappearance as they continue to fight in the locker room.)
Back in the arena
Jerry Walters:
Already the attacks have begun, this is going to be mad!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Plop nearly pinned Cortez!! Can you believe even Piddle and Plop are getting in on this act?
I thought they were banned from televised showings because there names were deemed to silly!
Things have changed HA!
Oh god! Tim now supports the ULW’s very own underdogs!
Xtreme Title
Chris Cortez Vs ???
The Soviet National Anthem hits the arena PA as our guest commentators for this match begin to file out. The first being the sparsely goateed mayor of Not-Mnooseville, the not-so-jolly fat man, Ron. Tom Green's "Bum Bum Song" shortly follows, as Ron's arch-nemesis, the mayor of Mnooseville, the man with the beautiful bum, Bob, log rolls down the aisle in pursuit. For some reason Ron is wearing overalls and seemingly nothing else, while Bob has placed a big straw hat on his clown wig. The two take up positions at the announce table.