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1. News
2. Rumors
3. Predictions
4. Future Champions
5. Wrestler Profile: "The Game" Triple H
6. The Handler: Andy the Crusher
7Chimpo's Corner: Chris Jericho
8. Cover Story: Ami Everette
9. Next Issue Preview

NEWS

- The entire original New World Order is back! But only back for one night only. So enjoy it while you can -

- Desperate Measures was very good. Congratulations to all the winners. Congratulations on Andy and Melissa on their marriage. -

- The TXE Intercontinental Championship match between Ami Everette and Michael Shane at TXE Unnamed pay per view. This should be one hell of a match. -

- Lita has successfully went through surgery and is at home resting comfortably. -

RUMORS

- I heard AC Splyt is leaving Lita for Ami Everette. -

- Rumor is that EWA will have a One Night Pay Per View only event. -

- Triple H and Shawn Michaels might restart D-Generation X in TXE. -

- DC Splyt will be starting up his own company to rival against his brother AC Splyt. -

TXE Unnamed Pay Per View

-Match One-
TXE Intercontinental Championship
Ami Everette vs. Michael Shane

Ami has been on one hell of a roll, I think will go to Ami.

-Match Two-
Ladder Match
Jammy Dodger vs. Jay Jay Dodger

With Jennie Godman in Jay Jay's corner, the edge is going to Jay Jay Dodger.

-Match Three-
Undisputed Championship, Parking Lot Brawl
Jason Hunt vs. AC Splyt

AC Splyt has been on a winning streak but he is injured. My prediction will go to Jason Hunt who may be the one to end AC Splyt's winning streak and finally get pay back.

-Main Event-
World Heavyweight/US Title Match
Andy the Crusher vs. Mystery Opponent

Andy just won the World Heavyweight title. The win will go to him, he will get a good run as Champion.

There all guesses you know.

FUTURE CHAMPIONS

World Heavyweight
Glove Guy
When Glove Guy makes his long awaited return, the Champion will have a hard time trying to defeat him. He is an unstoppable monster who stops at nothing to win.

Intercontinental
Ami Everette
Ami has been bringing male wrestlers down, she could be the first female Intercontinental Champion at the September pay per view. Her talent against men is unbeatable.

United States
Shawn Michaels
Shawn is the perfect guy to represent the United States. When he returns, he could have his eyes on gold. Watch out of the Sweet Chin Music

European
Muhammad Hassan
Muhammad Hassan needs to work on his promos a bit. He is undoubtedly in good shape, and since he is from Europe. It will be fit for him to win a lower card title.

Women's
Melissa McMahon
Melissa McMahon is the future of the women's division. She is still the Women's Champion and won't be losing it for a very long time.

Real Name
Antonio Cintron

Fav. TV show
Jimmy Neutron

Fav. Movie
Red Eye

Fav. Actor
Cillian Murphy

Fav. Actress
Halle Berry

Fav. Sport (besides wrestling)
Football

Fav. Wrestler as kid
Bret Hart

Fav. TXE Wrestler
Andy the Crusher

Least Fav. TXE Wrestler
Muhammad Hassan

Fav. Weekly TXE Show
Desperate Measures

Fav. PPV
Blaze for Glory

Marital status
Single (awaiting on his lost love)

If you could face any TXE wrestler, Alive or Dead, who would it be?
Glove Guy

What is your Prediction for the Ladder Match between Jammy and Jay Jay?
Jammy Dodger

TXE Diva you'd most want to bang
Ami Everette

If for some reason, you had to give up your World Heavyweight, who would you hand it down to?
Andy the Crusher (Already Gave it Up)

Favorite band
Disturbed

Religion
Catholic

Nationality
Puerto Rican, Colombian, Canadian (French, still counts as Canadian)

Hobbies
Writing, chatting, TV, sleeping, music, movies, mall

Former Jobs
Fry Cook

Fav Video Game
Madden NFL

Why did you join wrestling?
I failed at everything else. I've grown stale with music. I suck as a fry cook. I find it boring. The thing I find most fun that I do enjoy without messing up is wrestling. I grew up as a wrestling fan. I'll never get tired of it.

W/ ANDY THE CRUSHER

Andy is the creator of such characters as, Andy the Crusher, Michael Shane, and Jason Hunt. He is an E-Fed Hall of Famer and the current United States, and World Heavyweight Champion. The following is an Out-of-Character Interview with him.

SOD Magazine: Andy, How did you stumble upon E-Fedding?

Andy White: Well a friend offered me a job to co own one with them 5 years ago and that's basically how I started.

SOD Magazine: Where did you get the idea for your first big superstar, Andy the Crusher?

Andy White: Well I was just thinking of something what would go right with my name and then was thinking of a name for his finisher then it just kind of came together after that.

SOD Magazine: What is the first thing you did when you read that you won the TXE World title?

Andy White: I went and had a party.

SOD Magazine: How did you feel about the creation of Total Xtreme Entertainment?

Andy White: I felt really good about it since it was my idea and I was getting a bit bored of not owning any feds any more.

SOD Magazine: You and Antonio made were in ANWWE, and he retired. How did you convince Antonio to unretire and come to TXE?

Andy White: It took a lot of negotiating but when I said he could team with his old partner again and he'd get a World Heavyweight title shot he soon joined.

SOD Magazine: In TXE, you were also known as Jason Hunt. How did you come up with the idea, and what inspired you to make Jason?

Andy White: Well to tell you the truth my girlfriend came up with the idea and what inspired me to make him was that I wanted Andy the Crusher to have an older brother and someone to watch his back if anyone turned on him.

SOD Magazine: If you could face anybody, alive or dead, from any federation. Who would it be and why?

Andy White: I wouldn't mind facing Mick Foley because he's the hardcore legend and I would like to know if I am good enough to even come close to beating him.

SOD Magazine: Last question, Would you ever consider an actual wrestling career?

Andy White: Easy answer, oh hell yeah.

These are the views of Andy, and not mine. So don't think about bitching at me.

Chimpo's Corner w/ Chris Jericho

Hello, Welcome to the very first, Chimpo's Corner! I, Chimpo the Chimpo, Will be interviewing TXE's top superstars! It'll be cool! This week... CHRIS JERICHO!

Chimpo: Hey, This is Chimpo the Chimp, and I'm interviewing the European Champion of TXE, Chris Jericho, Chris, Wazzzzaaaappp!

Chris Jericho: ..... You okay, buddy?

Chimpo: C'mon.... say it........ Waazzzzzaaaapppp!!

Chris Jericho: What's... Up?

Chimpo: WAAAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!

Chris Jericho: Meh... WAAAAZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!

Chimpo: That's my boy! question number one! Ami Everette... she's hot.

Chris Jericho: Yes, very.... I agree. But... That was a question?

Chimpo: QUESTION TWO! Andy the Crusher.... The US Champ... when are you going to face him for it, and how will you feel knowing that Ami, will be watching if it does happen.

Chris Jericho: I'll face him one day, just not know. I am focused on the European title. As far as how I will feel knowing Ami is watching... It feels good. She'll be able to watch me completely put on a good show. What a glorious night that will be.

Chimpo: Amazing! QUESTION FOUR...

Chris Jericho: Right.....

Chimpo: Did you see that gorilla escape to zoo in Boston and attack a little girl? THAT WAS CRAZ-AY!

Chris Jericho: Hahaha, I laughed more than I ever have in my entire life. That was great. An instant classic moment in history.

Chimpo: QUESTION EIGHT! If you ever got a title match against Ami Everette, would you kick her ass?

Chris Jericho: Now, everyone knows that I would do anything for Ami... But if given the title match - which should be coming my way soon - I would not go easy on her, nor would I take her lightly.

Chimpo: That's Incredible! I can't believe it... The Insanity!

Chris Jericho: I think you need some Ritalin. Maybe I could get Davari to give you some - that drug is the only thing keeping him sane now.

Chimpo: OH MY GOD! Chris Jericho... On Desperate Measures you face Davari and Muhammad Hassan in a Handicap match. Are you angry that your European title is on the line?

Chris Jericho: European title? Hahahaha, that's all I need. I don't fight for petty shit like that. This match is about revenge. That son of a bitch came at me at Desperate Measures... And now... I am going to make him wish that he NEVER fucked with me.

Chimpo: HEY, THERE WILL BE NO SWEARING IN MY INTERVIEW!

Chris Jericho: FUCK! SHIT! ASS! BITCH! CUNT!

Chimpo: YOU BETTER STOP... OR I'LL, I'll... aww fuck it. okay... QUESTION TWENTY! Do you still hold bad blood with Randy Orton today?

Chris Jericho: I hate that damn bastard.

Chimpo: what about me? Do you hate me?

Chris Jericho: Not really hatred... Yet... You're just a little, uh, off.

Chimpo: So, I guess you could even say... that you love me?

Chris Jericho: No. I am in love with one person... Jennie Godman. So if you say anything like that to me again... I will file a restraining order.

Chimpo: ... AWK-WARD! Quick, Staring contest.......(stares at Jericho)

Chris Jericho: (Jericho raises his fist.) Stop that.

Chimpo: ..........................

Chris Jericho: You need to calm down. I really should check into that Ritalin for you. You interested?

Chimpo: ..............................you blinked! I win!

Chris Jericho: Sure, you win. Want a cookie?

Chimpo: COOKIES! COOKIES MAN! Get you mind out of the gutter and back on the topic of wrestling!

Chris Jericho: ...........Uh huh. Do you have any more questions, douche bag?

Chimpo: YES I do! QUESTION THREE! If you could face any wrestler, alive or dead..... who, I ask, WHO would it be?

Chris Jericho: Although nobody.... NOBODY matches my standards of wrestling... And NOBODY is nearly as great as I am... I would face either Goldberg or Bret Hart again.... Just to kick their teeth down their fucking throats.

Chimpo: Damn you're violent! and I fucking love it! You were voted as nWo's Favorite superstar twice! How does that make you feel?

Chris Jericho: I don't quite understand it..... But, be that as it may... It means that everyone MUST love me... This means I am Jesus Christ.

Chimpo: You heard it here folks! Chris Jericho thinks he is Jesus Christ! And you all thought my pal AC Splyt was a nut!

Chris Jericho: You know what? I think I'm about done with you, Chimp.... You're beginning to disgust me.

Chimpo: C'mon One more question, pleeease?

Chris Jericho: Fine. Hurry the fuck up.

Chimpo: yeah...... so........... what's going on with you?

Chris Jericho: That's it! This interview is over! I'm done with you!

Chimpo: Bye! Tell Ami I said hi!

Chris Jericho: Whatever..

Woo! What a doozy! Join me next week for another interview in Chimpo's Corner!

Ami Everette came into TXE with her boyfriend, Glove Guy. Her and Glove worked well together. Ami is currently gunning for the Intercontinental Championship. Everybody though her career going to over. Much to everybody's surprise and Pleasure, Ami Everette completely kicked ass and is a potential future champion.

SOD Magazine: First off, I'd like to ask the most blatantly obvious question I could ask. Who do you love the most, Glove Guy, Randy Orton, or AC Splyt?

Ami Everette: I love Ami Everette most haha... what a fucking stupid question that is.

SOD Magazine: I don’t know, a question that everybody wants to know. Anyways, I'll breeze by that subject for now. You should’ve won the Intercontinental, and would’ve became the first woman to ever win that belt. Are you worried about the male wrestlers not taking you seriously since you are facing Michael Shane at the pay per view?

Ami Everette: It's something I’m use to honestly. I've never been taken seriously. For the mere fact I’m a woman. If a man were to accomplish everything I have those curtain jerkers. Well would have thrown him a damn parade, and named him God. I've beaten my fair share, and I did beat Jammy Dodger who is more then credible. IT doesn't matter really. I could beat the best such as Andy, or AC Splyt, but I'd still get none of the credit. I would just be told I got lucky...

SOD Magazine: Let's talk about your beginnings in TXE, you came in with Glove Guy, and were his manager for a long time. When and why did you decide to step it up and be your own superstar, and start wrestling the bigger names?

Ami Everette: Well, first off, I wrestled here from day one! Glove Guy and Ami Everette have been together since the start of TXE. I was told more or less I needed to move up. Because the ladies here just weren't good enough to hang with me.

SOD Magazine: Oh... Well Ami, if Glove Guy were to win the World Championship. Will you be hesitant to kick his ass?

Ami Everette: No, not at all. I want to have go at it with Glove Guy. And here well. I’m going to get my IC title. This time, I'd like to get all of Guy. I’m better then I was before. I’m ready for the sweetness.

SOD Magazine: If you could face anybody, alive or dead, who would it be?

Ami Everette: hmm, Randy Orton

SOD Magazine: Why, is there any bad blood between you two?

Ami Everette: No, It's just that Orton wants my future IC Title so badly, he nearly cums when he's around it;.. OOOppps, am I’m not suppose to say the word cum? Since that seems to be a touchy word. Oh well fuck it! Orton nearly orgasms around it. I figure, why not let him try to earn it if he were to ever come back.

SOD Magazine: Uhh... Okay. You sure he is orgasming the belt, and not you? (zing!)

Ami Everette: Hahaha… It's a mix of both. He knows I’m hot, and that any man would be lucky to have me. But make no mistake he loves the power and respect that comes with that title...

SOD Magazine: Would you ever be interested in... a certain World champion?... ahem...

Ami Everette: I’m sorry, I have one too many in my life right now.

SOD Magazine: Aww... it's okay, I understand. Anyways... this just got really weird, really quick. Yep... After you have reached the top of TXE... what is your next goal?

Ami Everette: Hall of Fame, that's what I really want. I think I have done enough here to deserve the hall of fame.

Who knows what Ami will do next. With the title pretty much around her waist and everyone at her feet, she is un-stoppable.

Cover Story: Shawn Michaels!!!!!!