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Number 1 Diva Torrie Wilson!!!! |
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"Seductive" Torrie Wilson
~*~ Torrie Wilson is seen sitting backstage in her locker room. There's a knock on her door. She gets up and answers it. It's a stage hand with this months pay per view card. She grabs it from him and slams the door shut.~*~
~%~Torrie~%~Well Well Let's see what we have here! What the Fuck? I'm in a stupid Women's Bra and Panties 4 on 4 Tag Team Elimination Match! Where's my match against Sara?!? The Iron Woman Match that Sara challenged me to! The one I accepted and was going to whoop her ass in! Instead now I have to be in some lame Bra and Panties match! Someone is going to pay for this!
~*~Torrie throws the paper onto the floor and storms out of her locker.~*~
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~*~The show comes back down at ringside where Jerry the King Lawler and JR are talking~*~
.::JR::.Well King I bet your happy about the four on four Bra and Panties match Ashlee and Tony made for Armageddon.
.::King::.I can't wait to see all those divas pranching around the ring ripping eachothers clothes off!
.::JR::.Calm Down old boy You 'll just have to wait.
~*~Just then the lights in the arena go pitch black and Red pyros shoot from the sides of the stage and Dirty blast through the Pa system. Pictures of Torrie Wilson in the ring and in various Bikinis flash across the Titon Tron. The arena becomes unglued as Torrie, wearing a red, black, and white plaid zipper down shirt, a black dickies skirt, and black all stars, walks out from behind the black curtain and down the steel ramp towards ring~*~
.::Lillian Garcia::. And making her way down to the ring weighing in at 133 lbs from Boise Idaho Torrie Wilson!
.::JR::. Well King it's your lucky night you get to see Torrie Wilson and her Puppies up close and personal as she is making her way down to the ring as we speak
~*~Torrie climbs into the ring and takes the mic from Lillian~*~
~%~Torrie~%~ What the Hell is up with this fucking company? I mean I can see Mr. McMahon is doing his best to please us Superstars! But what about those stupid Ikedas!***Crowd BOOS***I mean hello! Sara challenges me to a match on Smackdown! for Armageddon and look I'm in a stupid Bra and Panties match instead! Yeah I still face Sara but big whoop! This match is nothing compare to what would have happened if there was an Iron Woman Match like there was suppose to be! So what are you going to do about this huh Ashlee? Or maybe I should just take this up with your husband Tony... He might be a little more inclined to pleasing Women.~*~Torrie winks~*~ And look who I have to face! That super dork Mighty Molly! I mean come on she's just some freak who thinks she's a superhero! And what's her name pig? Oppsies I mean Babe... Well I don't know too much about her except the fact that she can't wrestle herself out of a paperbag! She has little to no wrestling skill that I can see! She's no competetion as far as I'm concern. She looks so dumb that she'll probably take off her own damn clothes! And that Keibler Elf Stacy! She needs to stay in the kitchen and make cookies. But then again word around the locker room is she's better at quickies if you know what I mean!And as for the deadman's wife I have a little present I'll be giving her later...
~*~Torrie drops the mic and climbs out of the ring as the show goes out to commercial break~*~
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~*~Torrie is walking down the hall when she passes Vince McMahon's Office. Vince pulls Torrie in and they sit down to talk.~*~
.::Vince::.Torrie is there anyway that you can get your boyfriend Kane to join the Reborn Alliance?
~%~Torrie~%~Well I doubt that I can change Kane's mind. Once he has his mind set it's hard to change it. And afterall he did call you the devil. But I'd find that as a complement... For he knows how I do love it in hell.
~*~A slutry smile spreads across Torrie's face~*~
~%~Torrie~%~Well how about this Vince... You work on changing my match to how it's suppose to be, me and Sara in an Iron Woman Match and I'll see what I can do to try to convice Kane...But I make no guarantees... Kane has a mind of his own, and no one knows whats going on in there. Sometimes I wish I did...So I'll talk to you more Later Vince.
~*~Torrie walks out of Vince's locker room, and heads down the hall and stops off in her locker room grabs something and walks down the hall. She stops at a locker room and knocks on the door. Sara answers it.~*~
~%~Torrie~%~Here you go Sara I heard you need one of these since Taker's a stiff in bed. But I guess that's what you get for marrying the dead man!
~*~Torrie tosses a viberator at Sara and walks away laughing~*~
OOC:Thanks to Allysha for the cool layout!
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