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[Food Run]

04.25.03


...Silence is often a dear friend. If only there was a mute button to the rants that are made by people like Andrew Hurley and Alex Luciano. Absolutely pointless, time consuming promotional videos that sell nothing but the fact that he's on all four ready to it like a bitch. Fact of the matter is.. the true joy in all of our hearts.. Tommy Grady.. has been the silent. Now, I know the suffering from the constant boredom is beginning to strike disinterest and, let's face it -- utter disgust in the hearts, and stomachs, of the Superior Wrestling viewing community. But folks, returning to your television set ...

:::Scene opens with an image of a McDonalds sitting on the corner of an intersection from an aerial view. We cut down to ground level, inside of the parking lot. Two men walk into the camera with nothing viewable except their legs. As they continue walking the camera scans back and gets a good image revealing the backs of two familiar characters. Tommy Grady and Aaron Everage make their way towards the McDonalds entrance and walk in the front door. The camera switches to the inside of this McDonalds and we pick up on the conversation as Grady and Everage stand at the back of a rather long line:::

Aaron Everage - Tommy, you can't have chicken nugget pizza at McDonalds.. they just don't make it..

Tommy Grady - I thought you said they have plenty of dough..

Aaron Everage - MONEY.. not pizza dough, retard..

Tommy Grady - Money is made of dough, too?

Aaron Everage - No, Tommy.. no no no.. money IS dough..

Tommy Grady - Dude.. so you're saying we coulda just made a pizza at the house?

Aaron Everage - You can't make pizza with money, Grady..

Tommy Grady - You can buy it with money!

Aaron Everage - No shit, sherlock..

Tommy Grady - Where?

Aaron Everage - Where what?

Tommy Grady - You told Sherlock not to take a shit.. I am a fan of his problem solving.. you got my hopes up and now I see nothing but an old man in hot pants and that is VERY disturbing..

Aaron Everage - I'm not even going to try to explain this one to you, Grady..

Tommy Grady - You know what? I don't even WANT to know, alright?

Aaron Everage - Fair enough, considering I wasn't gonna tell you..

Tommy Grady - I'm not gonna tell you that I stole your Nads to shave my balls, then..

Aaron Everage - Wha.. you just did..

Tommy Grady - Nope.. never ever gonna tell! EVER!

Aaron Everage - Okay..

Tommy Grady - HOW DOES IT FEEL, ASS! HOW DOES IT FEEL!

Aaron Everage - .... great..

Tommy Grady - You mean you enjoy it?

Aaron Everage - ... what the hell are you even talking about?

Tommy Grady - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Aaron Everage - Do you even know what you're talking about..

Tommy Grady - Something about.. milk shakes?

Aaron Everage - .... no, Tommy..

Tommy Grady - Well, I want a milk shake! FO SHO! NAWGA!

Aaron Everage - Alright.. what about food..

Tommy Grady - CHICKEN NUGGET PIZZA!

Aaron Everage - DAMNIT GRADY! THEY DON'T HAVE THAT..

Tommy Grady - FINE! ... chicken nugget tacos with FIRE SAUCE! WOO!

Aaron Everage - ... Tommy..

Tommy Grady - I know.. delicious..

Aaron Everage - They don't have that either, Grady..

Tommy Grady - THESE FOOLS!

Aaron Everage - Shut up and tell me what you want.. look at the menu..

Tommy Grady - HAPPY MEAL!

Aaron Everage - Those are for--

Tommy Grady - HAPPY PEOPLE! HAPPY MEAL FOR ME!

Aaron Everage - Surely you don't need a toy..

Tommy Grady - You're right.... one isn't enough.. I need two.. or THREE! .. dare I say..... three and a half? [brings pinky to mouth]

Aaron Everage - You're a fuckin' retard..

Tommy Grady - I'm not a retard, Aaron.. the only retard I know is that retard Alex Lucian-HO! Cuz he's a hoe..

Aaron Everage - Oh, so you're gonna talk some smack, eh?

Tommy Grady - FO SHO! TRASH TALK.. TAKE ONE BABY!

Aaron Everage - This outta be interesting.. you sure you don't wanna wait until we get back home to take a shot?

Tommy Grady - I don't wanna SHOOT, Luciano, Ev.. unless I could get away with it.. can I?

Aaron Everage - No, Tommy..

Tommy Grady - Don't make false suggestions, asshole!

Aaron Everage - Sorry, Tommy..

Tommy Grady - You think you're big with your big mean words and your big mean mouth, Alex? Well, Alex is the name of a girl that I'm friends with so you're like a girl.. with a girl name. And I know a dog named Alex too.. so you're a girl dog.. which means you're a BIA, batch! You may be cool with your f-bombs and shyte, but I have more class, ya fuckin deusche bag. I don't have to use those words, ya see, ball lint? I could do the robot and then the macarena and you'd be so amazed by my dancing skills that you'd fall on your bac--

Aaron Everage - Grady.. no no..

Tommy Grady - What?

Aaron Everage - No dancing..

Tommy Grady - I have the SKEEEEEEEEELZ!

Aaron Everage - I don't care..

Tommy Grady - Don't make me do it..

Aaron Everage - I believe you..

Tommy Grady - Luciano, you're a dummy if ya think you can beat me up.. cuz ya probably can, but I don't care cuz I'm gonna do some stuff I saw on Kung Pow on HBO today, doo! FO SHO!

Aaron Everage - That's not too intimidating, I wouldn't think, Tommy..

Tommy Grady - WHA?! KUNG POW! ENTER DA MUTTA F'N FIST DOO!

Aaron Everage - That's a little old.. and a little fake..

Tommy Grady - You're face is fake..

Aaron Everage - I dunno bout that, bud..

Tommy Grady - FAKE FACE!

McDonalds Employee - Can I take your order?

Tommy Grady - HAPPY MEAL!

Aaron Everage - How you survive in this world, I'll never know..

Tommy Grady - Cuz I'm sexy.. and I have rosy red nipples.. [rubs nipples] ... soooo SEXAY BAY-BAY!

Aaron Everage - You're a sick man..

Tommy Grady - Nah.. I feel fine, Ev.. thanks though..

:::Everage shakes his head and leans in to give his order as the camera slowly backs away from the two men. It scans away to the entrance to the McDonalds and slowly fades out to black:::

...Alright, so it wasn't a grand re-entrance, but Luciano -- it don't matter, my friend. Fact of the matter is, Grady is just THAT much better than you. He's defeated you once. He'll defeat you again. Don't take it too hard. Just face the facts.. Grady is out of your league. He's world title material.. and you? Pfft.. I'll leave it at that...


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