Can you see what I see? Do you know you know what I know? I don't even think that you do. You are all mindless things from the depths of hell. You are all not on my level. Not a single one of you are. I am god compared to all of you. My body is a temple, my mind a sanctuary. I hold the ability to defeat anyone that I step into any form of battle with. Be a house or a ring, but we don't need to talk about that here. Here is where you see my ideas, the real me, or is it really me, I am going to leave you with that today...is this really me talking?

 

The scene opens with Tim Jones sitting in the headquarters of James Brown, who does the JB show on Sporting News Radio. JB has invited Tim to be a special guest at the Century 21 studios. Tim smoking a cigarette is enjoying his last few seconds before coming on the air. JB finishing up with the Joe Horn controversy has Tim summoned into the room, sitting across from JB, Tim sits in the chair and kicks up his feet as the interview goes live....

JB: Welcome back to the James Brown Show, airing live from the Century 21 studios in Los Angeles, California. We have a special sit in guest today, he is coming to us on loan from the WPW, a man who has just made his return to the great WPW.... The Ladies Man Tim Jones. 

Tim Jones: Thank you JB, it is a pleasure to be here. I love knowing its Christmas, and their is no snow somewhere in the world. You Cali people...got it easy.

JB: Well I don't know all about that, but I do have you here for a reason. We are going to open up the phones soon, for you take some calls, but first I wanted to ask you straight out, you disappeared from wrestling for about a year and a half, where did you go. 

Tim Jones: Well if you remember, my last match, in IPW a federation equal if not greater than WPW in my opinion in its heyday, was against Lonewolf, my boss right now. Well we tarred each other apart. I gave 110 percent for that match, I left the ring a bloody mess, injured. I didn't beat him. I had broken my jaw in the match, along with a serious back injury when I fell off the IPW-tron threw some glass plates. I couldn't stand still for more than 2 minutes without having to sit down. The pain was immense JB. I just needed to take some time away from the business. 

JB: Did you take more time off than you needed in your opinion? 

Tim Jones: Yes I did. I was itching to come back into the ring about after 6 months, but then I realized that I still wasn't on top of my game. I could have come back, yes I could. But I would have been in the same situation that I was in before. I couldn't beat Lonewolf with the shape that I was in. I partied more than David Wells, and I was paying for it with my in ring performance. Now I have CT watching my back, helping me out. I was hoping to have my old partner, Stephano, his son Tony helping me out as well, but he departed from the WPW right before my first show. 

JB: Can you shed light on why Tony left the WPW? 

Tim Jones: Backstage politics would probably have done it. Tony was a great guy, just like his father. Me and his father had our wars, but we did it with style, with class and just enjoyed each others company. Tony was getting riff for having the same ideals as his father, and using the same character as he was, which was he was just being who he was. The people, and I am not going to mention names here, forced him out. Those people, and they know who they are, should feel enough guilt. Not anyone of those people could have had a chance in the ring with Tony. So maybe i should be glad that he left WPW when he did.

JB: Why is that Tim?

Tim Jones: Well he was slated to be in the Abandoned House Hardcore Title Match. Well Tony, he would have been a challenge. Now the other guys that are in their, most of them are a joke. They all just don't have what I have. I have the ability, as I am quoting from the WPW newsletter, the ability to give anyone a run for their money any day of the week. I guess who ever wrote that must have been wanting to be nice to me. I may can give anyone a run for their money, but I am not going to be calling out Jaguar anytime soon. I want him to hold that title all through 2004. Maybe in 2005 I come knocking on his door, maybe sooner. It all depends what the bookers and the fans want to see. If they are calling for me to have a shot at Jaguar, who has beat my ass once already, i will admit it. He did beat me, One, Two, Three in the center of the WPW ring before, I believe 2 years ago or so. 

JB: So do you feel you have a shot at Jaguar, if you happen to face him in the squared circle again? 

Tim Jones: I do and I don't JB. That man is a professional. I will talk to him, and I still let to sit down with him one on one and discuss matters with him. Right now I am focused on the upcoming pay per view, this Wednesday for the hardcore title. I am facing 11 other men, 12 counting myself at the pay per view. I am looking forward to the challenge, to the adrenalin rush that will bring me. I am going to be fighting for my career here. I have yet to set foot in a ring and have a match. My new record, with a new year approaching is 0-0-0. I want to end off the year 2003 with a win. I can go threw 2004 and claim to be the only undefeated wrestler in WPW in the year 2003, hey doesn't matter I only had one match, I am still undefeated. 

JB: That is much to say, its only going to be one match....

Tim Jones: It is and it will be beating 11 other men. 11 other professionals. I don't care that I probally don't even care to know half of them. They are professionals and that is all I need to know, the one man sticking out in my eyes right now is Vic Torre.

JB: Why him, what is he doing that will make you want to worry about him?

Tim Jones: You got me mistaken JB, im not worried about him, I just respect him. He is spending his nights in cold lonely abandoned house training for this match, while me and my other competitors sit in our comfortable surroundings and houses. Well see, at his age I wouldn't have minded going to do that. I don't feel like getting dirty right now. I have Christmas Eve to do that. I have all of that night, in that war to fight it out. Maybe I throw him out of a window, or back into the house via the same window. See I am not going to just go threw and beat everyone in sight. Me, I am going to go for the gusto. I am going to go to work this Wednesday and bring me and CT home a Christmas Gift...the WPW Hardcore Title.

JB: Well Tim, I think you have said it all for now, lets open up the lines, we have two callers with questions for you...ok first caller, Bill from Florida...Bill?

Bill: Yes, Mr. Jones...I remember you from back in the RBF days and when you tried running the smack:ccw, and I felt you did that well, but does it feel good to be out of running a federation and performing in one instead?

Tim Jones: Well Bill, its tough to say. The stress that can wear down on your body can be immense. You feel it after time, and in the ring their is no stress. I don't need to be here, I have enough money to last me for a long time trust me. I am in the ring for fun, for the joy of it. To compete again, its why I am their. I am not here for money, even thou Lonewolf does pay nice, his checks do look good when they get handed to me. Its like saying thank you for bleeding for me, and with that check, here a pint of blood and get to the hospital. I am glad that I am in WPW and not running WPW is what I can definitely. 

JB: Ok, thank you very much Bill and our other caller with a question for you Tim is Kriss from Washington...Kriss?

Kriss: Timmy boy, how are you? I am fantastic, and I don't think you have a shot in hell of winning this match, you are washed up and old...and you just can't beat the like of Vic and MDE of couse...

Tim Jones: Shut your hole, just shut it now, I feel the whole studio getting dumber. What should I be afraid of? True Talent or whatever they are? Please...PLEASE! I am the one who is going home with the gold, you can count on that Kriss.....god you just remind me of Jeff Hulk Hemp...only a little smarter.

JB: Well that is all the time we have with Mr. Jones, Tim...thank you it was a pleasure having you on, please come back soon...

Tim Jones: No problem JB, just screen idiots like Kriss next time...and you all out in radio world, just wait till Christmas Eve, im getting my gift nice and early...

 

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