The scene opens up to John Cena walking into the Gund Arena in Ohio. He walks down the hallway with his headphones on listening to Eminem as he makes his way to his locker room. He takes open his headset and sets it on the counter and drops his bag on the floor. He sits on the stool and drinks a bottle of water thinking about his match with Randy Orton and The Rock. Just then Randy Orton walks into his locker room and walks over to Cena.

:*:*:*:TheFuture:*:*:*:Randy Orton: Man did you hear what The Rock had to say about us?(Cena shakes his head no). Well John he said all you know how to do is rap and you cant wrestle yourself out of a wet paper bag. I mean who does this guy think he is?! Is he just plain stupid or is his head shoved too far up his ass because he still doesn't know that we are THE NEW "Evolution" andhe just dug his grave cause come this thursday his ass is basically gonna be in a handicap match cause I have a plan.

Randy leans over and whipers something in Cena's ear and backs up after telling him as John has a huge smile on his face.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Yo man this ass won't even know whats gonna hit him. I like your plan and I think it will work out just perfect.

Cena gets up as they walk out of the locker room. Orton walks to his locker room as Cena walks to Stephanie's Office. He knocks on the door as he hears her voice say "Come In". He opens the door and takes a seat in front of her desk.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Steph look I know your a very busy women and you dont have anytime on yourt hands but this is very important look I'm thinking maybe you should take The Rock out this match because what Randy and I are gonna do to this guy is something serious and I'm trying to look out for you because he is a money maker for you but pretty soon he will be laying in his death bed if he has anymore comments like that about me or Randy cause we are very serious at what we do and I don't play games with punk b*tches like The Rock. So it would be all on you to take him out cause he will be laying in a pool of his own blood.

:*:*:*:TheBillion$Princess:*:*:*:Stephanie McMahon: What John! Thats just sounds plain stupid where did you get this idea from? The Rock is a man and he can handle himself in the ring so I'd be careful if I was you, now if you'll excuse me I have a phone call.

Cena gets up with a pissed look on his face and walks outta Stephanie's Office and just as soon as he steps out J.R. walks up to him.

:*:*:*:GoodOl'J.R:*:*:*:Jim Ross: Excuse John as you know The Coach did an interview with The Rock now I was wondering if I would be able to get a few words with you about your huge match on Smackdown?

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: I'm not in the mood to be bothered at the moment but since I need to get some sh*t off my chest then yea I'll let you interview me.

Cena and J.R. walk down the hallway in a room where cameras are setup to record the interview. J.R. sits down in a black leather chair as Cnea sits down on the leather couch. The cameras start to record as Jim Ross starts the interview.

:*:*:*:GoodOl'J.R:*:*:*:Jim Ross: Now John we all witnessed what you did in the cage match last week on the very first Smackdown but now you have to go through another obsticale which is The Rock and Randy Orton and if you can get by them you will become the #1 contender and get to face the winner of Chris Jericho and Jamie Noble now what are your thoughts about this match having so much hype just because The Rock is in the match?

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Well personally all the hype don't mean a damn thing to me I mean this guy walks around talking about shoving things up people's asses and he talks about mokey's anus, Come On Rock another dude aint supossed to be talking about stuff like that unless your a lil queer or something. See but what The Rock has failed to realize is that he isn't the star in this federation, he isn't the most electrifying man anymore I have taken all that away from him and now I run with the torch. I'm the man who will single handedly take out The Rock and become the number one contender and then become the very first WWE Undisputed Champion. Rock I am going to promise you that infront of 16,000 people here at the Gund Arena your shoulders will be pinned to the mat for the 1.2.3.

:*:*:*:GoodOl'J.R:*:*:*:Jim Ross: Those are some strong words towards an ex seven time heavyweight champion, but you did shock the world when you won the cage match, but now onto Randy Orton we all know or atleast we all do now that you two have become the new Evolution who else is going to be in the group or is it just you and Orton?

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: How stupid do you think I am J.R.? I'm not going to tell you who is the next to join Evolution all that I can teel you is that The Rock better hope to all his gods because I am going to show no mercy on his big shinny ass forhead of his looking like a headlight when the light reflects off of it. Now I'm outta here cause I gotta better things to do then sit around with some fatass who lives off of BBQ Sause, so I'm out.

John gets up and walks away from the interview and out of the room. He walks down the hallways and tells a camera man to follow him as he walks down the hallway. The camera man starts to record as Cena kicks a freestyle about The Rock.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Yo, Yo, Yo Dwayne check this freestyle out you sh*tty ass movie actor.

I'm not a weakling boy, I’ll show you how I’m gonna, rip you apart from the inside out, but im doin with rhymes so it’ll be slowa, but theres six rounds this is the first bout, so come on lola, you call me a freak, cus i’ll fight ya double fisted, you should be talkin look at ya beak, its long sharp and twisted, pick on someone ya own size, find someone new, ta tell all ya fake lies, cus ya boy toy just left you, 4th round, im bound, to set ya up so fast, then like ten pins i’ll knock ya down, you outta time you not gonna last, when the (hc2) begins its ova, i’ll knock ya socks off, i dont need words im a supa nova, throw a cocktail, the molitove, so ima take my shirt off, leave my hat on, its not hard for you to notice, the facts were there you were already stepped on, all you needed ta do was focus here im done, ima leave here, and attack somebody like a plaque of locus!

The camera cuts out as Cena has a smile on his face as he heads down the hallway where he goes in his locker room and changes his clothes in a black beanie, a black and white shirt with a chain around his neck and a pair of jean shorts. He steps out of his locker room and is about to head down to the ring but he sees Funaki tries to act ghetto as he walks up to him.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Wait a minute Funaki what the hell are you doing?

:*:*:*:Smackdowns#1Announcer:*:*:*:Funaki: I try to be like Cena, you koo and I wanna ask you a few questions befo you go to ring. Why do you playa hate on The Rock soo much?

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Yo man screw all these Rock questions man its really getting to me so I'm not gonna answer your question I'm gonna give you a freestyle to go back to Hong Kong with, aite so check this out.

Yo, yo, it's just a simple case of thuganomics, you ain't gonna beat me, cause I'm gonna beat you like the states gonna beat Iraq in world war three, I'll send you back to china Funaki, or wherever the f*ck you come from. Cuz Funaki, you don't deserve to be here you just too dumb. You ain't smackdown's #1 announcer, look at you, you job to everyone cause you suck just like the Yankees. Funaki you so dumb you can't even read, and after tonight Rocky you're gonna bleed, due to me the thug o'grand, I'll beat u senseless, without using my hands. One last thing, you think you stand a chance, nuh-uh you can't please the fans. Oh yeah Rock,Ii ain't gonna F-U cuz u already f***ed, I'll make you worthless, just like your paycheck.. WORD LIFE!

John Cena shoves Funaki aside as the camera cuts our to Micheal Cole and Tazz at ringside.

:*:*:*:NSYNC'S#1Fan:*:*:*:Micheal Cole: Well folks welcome to the second ever WWE Smackdown Live here at the Gund Arena in Ohio and the main event is a triple threat Lumberjack Match with John Cena, Randy Orton and The Rock! I can't wait to see that match its going to be one hell of a match.

:*:*:*:TheTrueBrooklynBrawler:*:*:*:Tazz: Your damn right Cole these three men all have one thing in common and that to have gold around their waists. Randy Orton is a third generation superstar and this kid is one force to recon with and his looks help him getting girls. The Rock is just one bad s.o.b. and if you think you've seen this man at his best we'll you will see that tonight cause he is fighting what he wants most and thats the Undisputed Title. Now John Cena this young man is a future champion weather he wins tonight or three years from now he will be the Undisputed Champion someday because this kid is the total package but he will be put to the test tonight and folks get relaxed in your chair because this is something you won't wanna miss.

Just then John Cena's music plays over the P.A. system as some of the fans cheer and hold up their signs for John and some boo at him. He walks out from behind two black silky curtians and steps out onto the top of the stage as he throws up the double cluthes and makes his way down the ramp. He stpes up the steel stairs and into the ring as he walks over to the announcer and grabs the microphone outta his hand.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Yo this crackhead Rock thinks he can beat me on Smackdown well he has another thing coming because I don't act I take sh*t serious in this business and obviously Rock doesn't because he gave up wrestling for acting and he wants to come back and think that he is still the best well Rocky let put it like this I'm everything you where now I'm the greatest and I will prove that to you when that bell rings. Just because you've won the wwe heavyweight title seven times back when sh*t was all screwed up in that fed but now since we have a women running the business maybe we can get stuff stragiht and first thing is first ROCK I AM NO VANILLA ICE WANNABE! See you think your all hot sh*t cause yo walk around a strum a gutiar and you singing Willie Nelson music well I think its about time you made up a freestyle and we'll really see just how good you are. Rock so if you've got the balls then get your ass down here so I can prove to you that you ain't nothing compaired to me.

Just then Kurt Angle's music hits as the fans get up and cheer for him as he walks out and steps out on the ramp and raises both of his arms in the air as his pyro's blast off behind him.

Angle walks down the ramp and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He stares at Cena and grabs another microphone from outside the ring. Kurt steps right up in Cena's face and stares him down for a few seconds to get the crowd hype.

:*:*:*:RedWhiteandBlueMachine:*:*:*:Kurt Angle: Cena you wanted The Rock we'll your not gonna get him because I came out here to tell you I have a very big problem with you. You walk around the WWE like your the best wrestler here, well pal if you dont know who I am I am Kurt Angle and I won the 1996 Olympic Gold Medals with a broken freakin neck! I tried to retain my Undisputed title at Wrestlemania 19 against Lesnar with a broken neck, so my question for you is what have you ever done for the wrestling industry?

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Wait a second who the hell told you to bring your bald american ass down here?

Angle is just about to answer when John Cena runs at him and nails Angle with a hard clothesline knocking him to the matt. Kurt is stunned by the clothesline as Cena picks him on his feet and then picks him up onto his shoulders somewhat like a torture rack.

John Cena then lets go of Angle's legs and falls sideways making Kurt's head hit the matt as he lays not moving. Cena throws up the double cluthes as his theme starts up again as he walks back and steps outta the ring. He walks up the ramp and to the backstage where he bumps into the lovely Gail Kim. John looks at the sexy asian as he walks up to her with a smile on his face. He walks around her starring her up and down looking at her body. he bites his knuckle as he look at her in the face.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Hey Gail, I had a question I was gonna ask you out in the ring until that dumbass Angle came out and intrupted me but since we are face to face even better. Now I was wondering if maybe you'd like to become my manager and apart of the Evolution? See you have a chance of a lifetime to manage the greatest wrestler here in the WWE and you can become apart of the elite young superstars that are going to be the best the business has to offer in a very short while, but Gail I know you will make the right choice because after all you are a very smart, young, beautiful women who has all the atributes to become the best womens champ the world has seen. So babe just get back to me when you feel like it I'll be around.

Cena walks away from Gail Kim and down the hallway where he stops to get a bite to eat. he steps up to the counter and orders his food.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Uhh, I'll have a personal pizza, a hot dog with ketchup and mustard and a large pepsi with very little ice cause ya'll be fillin up those cups half way with ice and my soda gets watery, so chill on the ice.

Just then three girls walk up behind John Cena to wait and order their food. Cena gets his food and pays for it as he turns around the girls realize who it is when they go crazy screaming.

:*:*:*:CenaFan#1:*:*:*:Ashley: OH MY GOD! ITS JOHN CENA! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Girls look at how hott he is!

Cena looks at the girls like they are crazy. Cena is about to walk away when the girls start running after him. John runs as fast as he canwith his food in his hands as he is running the un capped soda is spilling on his shirt. He turns the corner and runs into his locker room and locks the door. He sets his food on the counter and looks at his shirt with a pissed look. He changes his clothes and goes over to the counter and sits down on a chair. He eats his pizza and hot dog and drinks what left of his pepsi. John gets up and throws away the trash. Just then Mick Foley walks in his locker room. Mick walks over to John as they shake hands.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Hey Mick its a real pleasure to meet you, I remember watching get throwin off the hell in a cell you are one sick bastard man.

:*:*:*:TheHardcoreLegend:*:*:*:Mick Foley: Well you know I only came in here to wish you good luck on your match because believe me I've fought him many times and he is the man that gave me twenty stiches in head. This man can flip any moment and lay the smackdown, but you also have Randy Orton on your side and that will help you out alot and he is a young star with alot of potential so you might actually defeat The Rock.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Wait Mick you tellin me that I wouldn't be able to beat Rock by myself? I don't need Randy Orton's help no offence to him and after tonight I will make you a believer that I am the best the business has to offer and Rock ain't sh*t no more!

John bumps shoulders with Mick as he walks out of his locker room. Cena is walking down the hallway and outside as he takes a look at Cleveland. Just then from behind him Ric Flair walks through the doors outside.

:*:*:*:TheNatureBoy:*:*:*:Ric Flair: WOOOOOOO! If it isn't the soon to be number one contender of the Undisputed Title! Damn John and it looks like your in the best shape of your life. I know that your going to beat The Rock tonight because Rocky is nothing but a has been and he will realize just who the man in the WWE is. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Flair starts to do his famous strut.)

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Yo Flair I like the way you think and with me and Orton in the ring against The Rock we are definetly going to kick his ass all over this piece of crap city called Cleveland. Now if you excuse me Flair I came out here to do some thinking to myself. I'll see you around later cause we gotta go out and party after my huge win tonight.

Flair smiles as the give eachother a hand shake and Ric leaves. John stands outside in the warm summer night heat. Just then he hears some noise over in the bushes as he walks over to see what it is when the three girls pop out from behind the bush and start to hug and kiss him.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Aite listen what do you girls want from me?, an autograph a picture just tell me cause ya'll are about to make me blow my last fuse.

:*:*:*:CenaFan#1:*:*:*:Ashley: Like thats all we totally want because you are soo hott and we wanna show everyone that we've met you.

Cena shakes his head as the girls pull out a magazine with him on the cover as he signs it. They all get around Cena as they ask some guy to take the picture. he takes the picture as the girls kiss Cena once more and run off screaming with his autograph and their camera. Cena sees a camera man waiting for some other superstars to arrive so they can show it to the audince but he grabs the camera man and tells him to start recording as he busts a freestyle.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: This retard thought he can cypher like an ace the only time Rock got to shine was only on the death railway I murder you dog leave you dying without a casket case you're abnormal being burnt with a scar on the face beacuse my lyrics burn suckers hypnotizin you in daze you got 3 options but you dont stand a chance to bite this phrase. Yo, Rock you know tha drill I'm here to get my fill startin with the cat named Dwayne that has to be the lamest of all names he says he wants tougher compition I'll rule his ass enough to pay his tuition to Word Life University to teach the fool like when I take his b*tch ass to school compition is here from John Cena better than te rest bring ya vest cause you need to protect ya chest ya gonna need it if that was your best sh*t on the sidelines you wont last you cant rhyme you got skills like tha cast of Dawsons creek you lucky I just gave you a peek of the future of hip-hop. you call me a pu**y, but thats not what I am, you try to hurt me with a sword, but I use a pen, but I can be physical too, so why dont you go screw, yourself, go do it in the shed, I'll just be in the bedroom gettin a little h**d, by your wife, ya I said it, Im sure that pissed you off, but you wont do a thing because your all soft, my words are fallin on you like your in an avalanche, i thought that you said that I had no chance? Im a little confused, Im changing the rules, you cant beat me, you dont have the tools, Damn, I forgot what I was gonna say, something about 45s and mac 11's, desert eagles and AKs, slice your thoat like a goat, Im making you suffer, this would be more of a compition if you were a little tougher, I would tell you to eat sh*t, but you probably wont like the taste, so if you dont have anything else to say, get the f*ck outta my face! Man, seein all these people freestyle Is like watchin that retarded movie 8 Mile These kids know nothing about thuganomics You dudes are just a bunch of dudes that only read comics I'm a professional, Thugonomics is my life I'll kill you in the thugonomics, then kill you with a knife You ain't better than me, go ahead and try The only thing you'll do, is Go to He** and die I'm the big guy on dis site, you all just fools You come up with a crappy rap with a bunch of cursing, and you think that's cool? Best believe I'm 2003's Next Big Thing After headlining Backlash Cena still gets no props. I'm being held down like blacks when they deal with the cops. WWE can hate all they want, but they can't deny the truth. That 3 years from now, Mr. Cena will be pro wrestling's babe ruth. People are sayin' that Rock could beat Randy Orton? Yo all I got to say is what the hell are they snortin'? Me in the wrestling world know that Rocky ain't sh*t. Coming to the ring lookin' like a broke Brad Pitt. you better bring that ass to back to Smackdown and best believe that it will get lit. John Cena will turn the whisker-biscuit ass black and blue. You'll enter in with a smile, but you'll be leaving with a Big F-U.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: Dwayne Johnson is a straight up ass**le His acting skills is weak like the body of Michael Cole Let me tell ya, Rocky can bitch all he wants to He can complain to the writers and not wrestle at events He's a bitch like buff bagwell, calling & cryin to his parents Yo Rock might have a strong background, but thats all a fix He went threw the old WWE successfully because he sucked so many d***s They took someone with a good appearence; Created a giant Well the bad news is 'you just ego-ized a green client The Rock is not liked backstage he should be locked up in a cage Randy should be throwing peanuts at him in rage Cause if those peanuts dont effect him, his gimmick will Cause its getting older in age Rock Bottom, People's Elbow if I had his wife I would slam her Not as in sex in the bed, I meant the tombstone crack her on the head Yo Rock isnt working out Its like a broken sink with a weak spout Rocky if Vince comes to you and tells you ya hafta lose Dont pout,dont get sad, dont get mad Just remember all those stupid streaks you had Rock I'd kill ya in a match but I guess im not up to your level When its me and you, you'd be the weak little angel And Ill be the bad motha devil. ook at you dawg, you a big rip off You a big fake, just like Eric Bischoff Like a big shot, you spittin out rhymes You needs to get a job, suckin down limes Walkin around like you a real f***in champ All you is, is a little penis cramp You so sad, you helpless as a trout You so stupid you dunno what you talkin bout Shut up kid, you don't know what you're sayin Sit back, relax, just watch your girl playin I'm a bad muther f***er that you can't even follow So shut up, suck my d***, and remember to swallow! I dont know who you are who you is or who you be but all i know is that you aint as good as me all you can do is try but if you dont succeed then dont cry especially on my shoulder go perk up and drink a cup of foldger coffee will help you out it will put you on a differnt route a better one so listen up son you will never be like king pete so dont bother and take a seat I may not be a geek but you freakin reek I dont care what ye'll think because I know ya'll stink before you ostracize you better recognize I am what the world revolves around because no one can beat me pound for pound even if they try to cheat they will still be beat the world should just tap-out before I break it and half and make all the citizens shout I am american arrogant and in ya face and I will laugh at you no matter what race so hide your cars, your cash, and your mothers or else I will be fast, rich, and making you new brothers.Tried and true, Rhymes comin' from the mind of a young dude, With flows phatter than a chick with a pants size 42. You're mom just gave me a look like, "Don't talk about me like that, Cause that's just rude." It's ok tho, While we're on the topic, I'mm a chew y'all up faster than she chews chimese food. You fake rappers clog the board too much, Y'all spit the same ole stuff It all invloves WWE, Try talkin' bout' somethin' new, and leave the WWE talk back to JC. Give credit where credit is due Cena's the one in the WWE, not you! You kids try and talk down on these WWE cats, And you say you're gonna beat their asses with bastball bats. But in reality if you saw 'em on these streets you'd run like pussycats. The key word is pussy, Rock you are too good at bein just that. Your nickname is "Hawian Hammer", cause you're rhymes are whack. Oh, that reminds me, Ice did call. He want's his rhymes back. This is Round 2 being awarded to me, I came up a lil' short of a knockout but the TKO will come in Round 3.

:*:*:*:MasterOfThugonomics:*:*:*:John Cena: So Rock it looks like to comes down to this you and me facin off for the number one contendership and when that bell rings I'm gonna be on you like white on rice. You've had the balls to talk smack about everyone you've faced but you won't be saying anything for too much longer cause I'm gonna tear you apart and make you my personal B*TCH! WORD LIFE!

Cena throws up the double cluthes and walks away from the camera as the screen goes black and to a commercial.

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