.:Scene:.
~*The scene opens up at a French international airport and the cameras pan around the large airport and Rage and Stacy Andretti walk from under the tunnel and Rage yawns. Rage is wearing a Canuck Heat Zone T-Shirt, his trademark silver shades, some navy blue jeans and a pair of SL Adidas. Stacy is wearing a white shirt that says beautiful with sparkles on it and a light blue skirt that falls right above her knees and some black shoes. They then go and try to claim their bags as they engage in a conversation~*

The Canadian Sensation: You enjoyed the flight?

Stacy Andretti: Yeah, I enjoyed it. I'm not really used to flying first class though.

The Canadian Sensation: With me, everything is first class.

Stacy Andretti: Oh, really?

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah, Sean Andretti equals 100 percent first class.

Stacy Andretti: And what am I?

The Canadian Sensation: I don't know some lady (Laughs). Just kidding, just kidding.

~*Rage and Stacy claim their bags as Drayton MacPhereson is heard calling The Canadian Sensation in the background. Rage looks in his direction and Drayton waves as he pretends he doesn't know him. After several minutes of hearing his name Drayton then runs up to Rage~*

Drayton MacPhereson: (Trying to catch his breath) Hey man didn't you hear me calling you?

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah I did, I just didn't want to answer. (Puts back on shades) Well whatever good seeing you again. I'm sure there was a reason you was calling me like an idiot in front of all these people.

Drayton MacPhereson: Yeah well who cares, they speak French anyway. I just drove to the airport in my rental because I wanted to tell you that you have a match against Fatality.

The Canadian Sensation: Thanks Drayton but I already knew that. Speaking of matches and Wednesday Night Wild, what's the match that you got?

Drayton MacPhereson: Well I face Keyser Soze in a North American and Omega Title Match. Should be a big match and it's the main event. I can't wa....

~*Rage interrupts~*

The Canadian Sensation: Wait, shut up. Your facing Keyser Soze? The IUWF legend, nBk bitch, Keyser Soze?

Drayton MacPhereson: Yeah.

The Canadian Sensation: Well I got only one thing to say.....kick some ass dude.

Drayton MacPhereson: I will dude, I can't wait to become a double champion here in CHZ.

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah, maybe when you win I'll throw you a big party then you'll give me a shot on the 16th.

Drayton MacPhereson: Well I don't know. We'll get to those bridges when we cross them.

The Canadian Sensation: Good seeing you Drayton and good luck on your match next week.

Drayton MacPhereson: You too and nice seeing you Stacy (Reaches for her hand and kisses it).

Stacy Andretti: Nice seeing you too.

The Canadian Sensation: Hey man what I tell you about my wife?

Drayton MacPhereson: Get over yourself she married you, not me.

Stacy Andretti: Yeah Sean, don't get worked up.

The Canadian Sensation: I'm not and hell why would you marry him. (Laughs)

~*Drayton and Rage then smack each other a five and then Drayton goes his way and Rage and Stacy go theirs. They exit the airport and try and get a taxi and after several tries does get one. Stacy gives Rage her luggage and he opens the door for her as the trunk for the taxi opens up and Rage slowly puts the luggage in there. He then enters the car and shuts the door as the taxi drives off.~*

.:Scene #2:.
~*The scene opens up and the taxi stops in front of the hotel Rage and Stacy will be staying at. The Canadian Sensation pays the taxi driver and he asks for more change. The first time Rage acts like he doesn't hear him and goes to take out his bag. The second time the guy asks him and he laughs and flips him the finger as the guy gets angry and exits the car. He then goes and looks like he's gonna hit him but he flexes his muscles and the guy runs into the car and drives off. The Immortal Legend watches as the taxi goes down the block and he laughs.~*

The Canadian Sensation: The French, what a joke.

Stacy Andretti: That wasn't nice and Sean you are French.

The Canadian Sensation: No I'm not, I'm Canadian. Big difference.

~*The couple then enters the French hotel and due to CHZ technical difficulties the cameras blackout. Minutes later the cameras are back up and Rage and Stacy Andretti are in their room looking at their hotel room.~*

Stacy Andretti: Holy s(bleep)t. This hotel room is huge!

The Canadian Sensation: It's amazing and it's all thanks to Matthew Helms.

Stacy Andretti: Is his name really Matthew Helms?

The Canadian Sensation: Who cares.

Stacy Andretti: The guy is gonna be signing our paychecks how you don't care?

The Canadian Sensation: (Checking out the TV) I don't know. Stacy I just thought of an idea. Why don't we split up for today and we both explore the beautiful city of Paris and we meet back here at 8 and have a romantic dinner.

Stacy Andretti: That's a lovely plan.

The Canadian Sensation: It sure is. I'm heading out now, see you at 8. Bye honey.

Stacy Andretti: Aren't you gonna unpack?

The Canadian Sensation: Nah, I'll do it later.

~*The Canadian Sensation is then seen walking down the hall and exiting the hotel as the scene fades.~*

.:Scene #3:.
~*The cameras come back and Rage is at a carnival in Paris. Lots of people are enjoying the site and kids are seen running around, buying souvenirs and just having a good time. Rage then looks around and seems to be confused.~*

The Canadian Sensation: I heard there was a hot dog eating contest today, I wanted to show you people that I'm not just a winner in the ring, I'm a winner at any contest there is. (Turns around and looks at the camera) Fatality, this is for you. At the end of the contest Fatality you will see a very familiar picture that will happen on July 9th. My hand will be raised and I will be declared the winner and whoever that passed out from the hot dogs will be the losers. The question is...who will have the fatal blow and the answer is ME. (Turns and looks around the carnival) And what do you know Fatality, we're here. Let the eating begin.

~*Rage then enters the tent and when he walks in he here's this.~*

P.A Announcer: Who will stand a chance against The Mighty Thor who has been a hot dog eating champion for a record 5 straight years. Who can actually be a man, come up here and take on this mighty, mighty warrior.

The Canadian Sensation: Seems like I should've came to Paris 5 years ago.

~*A person in the crowd then leans over and talks to The Great One.~*

Stranger: Hey mate you thinking about taking The Mighty Thor on?

The Canadian Sensation: Hell yeah.

Stranger: Your one brave son of a bitch. You know rumor has it that Thor's insides are nothing but pork and beef. Another rumor says that he's like a cow and has 4 stomachs. I would have to agree with that rumor. I seen this guy throw down 3 dogs all in his one mouth. That's amazing.

The Canadian Sensation: Well I'm up for anything.

Stranger: This challenge will be like suicide. Good luck to you though.

The Canadian Sensation: I guess I'll be ready to die then. Yeah.....right. The guy may look like Al Roker but there ain't no way he gonna be defeating me today.

~*The P.A Announcer then comes on again.~*

P.A Announcer: Is there anyone in the crowd today that actually believes they can go one on one with The Mighty Thor?

The Canadian Sensation: Me!!!

~*The crowd then gasps as Rage then makes his way through the crowd onto the stage where the hot dogs are set up and The Mighty Thor is waiting for a opponent.~*

P.A Announcer: It seems like we have an opponent here who goes by the name.

The Canadian Sensation: Sean Andretti

P.A Announcer: Sean Andretti. Well sit down boy and let's get this show on the road.

~*Rage then takes off his shades and puts them in his pocket as he takes out his rabbit's foot and kisses it for good luck. He then places it back in his pocket and sits in the chair as the Mighty Thor then looks at Rage with a cocky look.~*

The Mighty Thor: This is all I get? Bring the chump on!

~*The crowd cheers as Rage just watches on in disbelief as he can't believe as to what he just seen. He then coughs and sniffs as he begins to speak.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Dude (Goes in his pocket and pulls out a Listerine Pocket Pack) This, it's a Listerine Pocket Pack. Maybe your not where I'm from but what you do with this is that you open it up, you take your index finger....

~*The Mighty Thor interrupts~*

The Mighty Thor: Shut up and let's get this contest started.

P.A Announcer: Well you heard him and before we get started I let you know Sean that you will only have 2 minutes to try and eat as many hot dogs as you wish and the person who has eaten the most hot dogs win. You understand that?

The Canadian Sensation: You damn right.

P.A Announcer: Then alright then start this thing!!!!

~*Nearby on a TV screen shows how many hot dogs Rage has eaten and how many Thor has eaten. The bell sounds and both men get to it. Thor goes straight to it and eats 2 hot dogs at a time. Rage then puts one in his mouth and begins to chew. Thor is up 4 to 1 and Rage sees what Thor is doing so he starts eating very fast. Rage puts 2 in his mouth at the same time as Thor is doing the same thing. The crowd is hot and on their feet and the clock reads 1:25 with Thor leading 6 to 4. Thor then takes a breather and Rage keeps eating 2 dogs simulateously and it's tied 6 to 6 with 1:15 left. Thor is holding his stomach but then lets go and continues eating this time one by one. Rage then slows down and starts eating one by one as the clock hits 50 seconds. The hot dog eating contest is nail biter and both men are still tied eating 13 hot dogs a piece. Sweat is seen dripping from Rage's face from the hot lights as he is starting to lose energy and is still eating one hot dog at a time as time reaches 30 seconds. Thor is behind by two but ends once he shoves 2 more down his throat. Rage looks on in amazement as the time reaches 15 seconds and both men have eaten 20 hot dogs. The time has hit 10 seconds the fans start the countdown. 10....(Thor eats one)....9.....(Rage then shoves one down his throat).....8......(Rage then eats another)......7.....(Thor is behind by one and eats another hot dog)......6......(Thor eats another)......5.....(Both men stop).....4.....(Rage looks over at Thor who looks to be turning blue).....3.....(Rage then smiles as he picks up a hot dog and lifts it towards his mouth to eat)......2.....(Rage has eaten the hot dog and is in the lead!).....1......(Thor picks up two hot dogs and munches down one and it's tied!!!!).....0!!!!!

~*The bell sounds and the P.A Announcer looks at the score and then speaks.~*

P.A Announcer: Folks time is up and we are tied. But Thor still has a dog in his hand. If he's able to eat this he will still be our champion but if Sean Andretti is able to still eat one he will be the champion.

~*Rage watches on as Thor seems too full to go on and puts the hot dog in his mouth. He chews it but then spits it out as the crowd sighs and it's Rage's turn. The Canadian Sensation then picks up a hot dog and brings it towards his mouth but then throws it at the P.A Announcer and hits the Montreal Makeover. He lifts the hot dog in the air and points it at Thor and throws it at him. Thor is too full to care but then Rage walks over and lifts up Thor from his seat and hits a Death Valley Driver through the table with hot dogs as the fans cheer louder and are on their feet. They chant Sean and Rage looks into the crowd at the camera~*

The Canadian Sensation: That was for you, Fatality. Are you ready for Wild because you will be going on one hell of a ride!

~*Rage then picks up the Announcers microphone and begins to speak.~*

The Canadian Sensation: And now for your new 2003 French Hot Dog Eating Champion. Sean Andretti!!!!!

~*The crowd then erupts into cheers as the crowd runs up on stage and lifts up Rage celebrating as they continue chanting Sean as the scene fades.~*

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