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~*Once again your average viewer is taking a look at some CHZ commercials. This time it's some commercials hyping up some of the big matches at Sins of Summer which is mostly every match. Sins of Summer 3 will be one of the hottest if not best pay-per-views of the year and fans questions will be answered. Most importantly the main event will most likely set the standards for other guys who will compete in that match in the CHZ if in fact ever. Anyway after the Sins of Summer 3 card is done with the screen fades to black. The FBI copyright comes up but instead of the screen background being black it's a Canadian Flag with red lettering which really pierces the eyes really badly I'm telling ya. Meanwhile the copyright goes away and before the promo begins a vignette plays with Clocks by Coldplay playing in the background. The vignette is a look back on the successful career of the Canadian Sensation from his tag team title win in his first federation VWF all the way up until May 18, 2003 where he competed and lost in the prison match against Kazzualty and Knyghtmare. After this vignette that totally kills time is over these words come up on the television "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog" but while this well known saying is on the screen it's repeated by a voice that seems similar to Rage's. Now with about 7 minutes past and this mushy crap going on the scene opens with the words "previously taped" in the lower left hand corner but who cares the Immortal Legend still has something on his chest to get out. The scene opens on the streets of Berlin, Germany where we picked up from last time except it's midday instead of dark. Rage and Stacy Andretti are window shopping and Stacy seems to be liking a lot of things she sees. The Canadian Sensation is wearing a Garret Anderson, Anaheim Angels jersey, his silver shades, some blue acid wash style jeans and some white sneakers. Stacy's wearing a white shirt which you can see is pushing up her breasts a lot, some black tight pants and some black sandals. For you sick freaks out there with feet fetishs that are out of control you might wanna control it with Stacy because she'll kick your ass. By the way Rage was a former yellow belt in karate so he knows a little stuff here and there but who cares what Rage somewhat accomplished in karate lets pick this up.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Hey Stacy, why are we window shopping. We have better things to do...like your training.

Stacy Andretti: Oh come on Sean we have tons of time to train in the states, were as we only have one opportunity to spend in Germany.

The Canadian Sensation: Good, CHZ should never come back to this country it's sad I have to wrestle here this time next week. But ahh well anything for a paycheck and a chance at stardom right?

Stacy Andretti: Yeah, I guess you can say that.

The Canadian Sensation: Hey, can we do something that's NOT boring? I'd rather watch a T.a.T.u concert then do some pointless window shopping.

Stacy Andretti: Sean, you are soo impatient.

The Canadian Sensation: Meh, it's in my blood.

~*Rage and Stacy continue their window shopping but then Stacy spots the famous Berlin library. She looks fasinated by it and she runs up the steps to the library as Rage just slowly walks on.~*

The Canadian Sensation: (Mumbling) This day gets no worse.

Stacy Andretti: What?

The Canadian Sensation: Uh....I said....uh....nice purse...yeah that's it....nice purse.

Stacy Andretti: Oh thank you.

The Canadian Sensation: Okay, by any chance are you going into this library?

Stacy Andretti: Yeah, I wanna check out the books.

The Canadian Sensation: Meh, whatever.

Stacy Andretti: What's wrong with you today? You seem not to care about a damn thing.

The Canadian Sensation: I don't know. You can go in the library I'll just wait here.

Stacy Andretti: Okay, see you later.

The Canadian Sensation: Alright, bye Stacy.

Stacy Andretti: Bye, Sean.

~*Rage and Stacy share a quick kiss as Stacy runs up more steps and into the library. The Canadian Sensation then sits on the steps and spots a CHZ cameraman.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Well, well, well. We are currently one week away from the extravaganza known simply as Sins of Summer 3 and as we get closer and closer I get more anxious and anxious. Anxious for what, anxious to get inside the ring and kick Fatality and Brute's asses. Now one thing that really has disturbed me lately is just that it's just ongoing use of drugs in the CHZ. Mainly cigarettes. Now I feel ashamed to call myself a wrestler trying to make a name for himself in this illustrious company when you got guys like Blake Masters and Derceto taking a puff here and there. Whatever happened to the say no to drugs campaign that ruled the 1990's huh? Has it gone down the drain along with the 20th century? Whatever happened to setting examples for the youth of country or better yet the world? No I ain't trying to win the 2004 presidency and I ain't trying to be a little miss America here but what has the CHZ and the world come to where you got people like Matt Helms hiring people who uses drugs let alone let guys like Billy Backus drink ON CAMERA. I mean think about it really you three and those other superstars out there who smoke and think it's cool. Really sit down in your 19 dollar chair from K-Mart and think about what harm you are causing and who are you causing it to. Matt Helms if your watching you to also sit down and really put together what you've put together. Your giving CHZ a really bad name. It puts the company to bad publicity when you got Derceto f(bleep)king his wife Melanie ON CAMERA and got guys like Billy Backus slobbing down cans of alcohol. But wait I'm not gonna totally put this on you Matt because you did do the right thing and let Billy go. Matt, it was for the better trust me. Why? Because you have good individuals like me who can actually set an example and set the tone for children and young men who wish to jump into a CHZ ring or step in front of a CHZ camera. Now one other thing Matt you should be concerned about is what other drugs these two superstar may actually be putting into their already destroyed systems. It could be crack, cocaine, heroin you never know dude but you should always be on the lookout for the signs. Now Blake and Derceto don't feel like you are being singled out and don't feel bad that you are smoking something that can kill you because nowadays with the technology you can get rid of your little problem if you want to get rid of it. I mean they have patches, gum but the point is you can get rid of it and set examples for the kids. Now isn't that the way to go? Isn't that the way to make a name in CHZ? I say yes, you guys can say what you want but I'm just telling you guys this information for your benefit because I would hate in the news for it to read two huge stars have lung cancer or some disease caused by big tobacco. And no Blake and Derceto I don't work for truth because the truth is if you don't stop doing what your doing you aren't gonna be laying in a ring your gonna be laying in a casket!!!!!

~*Rage looks disgusted at what he just talked about and then looks around before coming back to the camera.~*

The Canadian Sensation: I really hope that set the record straight.

~*The Canadian Sensation then looks around the long library and then spots a hot dog vendor. He then smells the air and then breathes.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Ahh, don't you just smell the adrenaline guys?

~*The camera goes up and down. Rage just laughs~*

The Canadian Sensation: I'm just kidding with you guys it's those pork dogs over there. Like who the hell would actually go down there and really buy that s(bleep)t? But forget about that, let's get to the matter at hand.

~*Rage goes into his pocket and pulls out a replica world series ring that you could've bought from Sports Illustrated. Seems like the Canadian Sensation is a Anaheim Angels fan. Anyway Rage puts on the world series ring and puts it on his finger and puts his hand out and he really seems to be liking it. He then puts his hand down.~*

The Canadian Sensation: You see this ring right here it symbolizes a champion. But wait I know it's a replica and it might not even be real but the principle of it is a million bucks. Because it symbolizes what every child who is striving to play sports wants. They want a ring, a chance to be famous and to be a champion but you see in wrestling it's a little different. In wrestling it's a little harder to be famous. You don't have to average 25 points a game in wrestling to be famous, you don't have to hit 74 home runs to be famous and you don't have to break rushing records to be famous and while all of those are harder to do, in wrestling it's even harder. Wrestling it's hard to get to the top and hell I should know I've been working my ass off for years trying to get where I'm at and I must say it's worth it. I can say my hard work paid off and I can proudly say that I am a champion but in wrestling you don't win a ring when your a champion you win something even better. You win a title. About 5 pounds of leather and gold and you can hold up and proudly put around your waist. In my case I'm not in the going for the gold stage matter of fact I'm facing two guys named Fatality and Brute. Now these two guys must be good because they made it to CHZ but one thing is for sure these guys are not walking out of Sins of Summer 3 victorious. Now please, please don't believe that I'm just cocky because I'm not. There's no way you can take self-confidence for cockiness because I know how to win and I know damn well what I am and I am not capable of and what I'm capable of is giving the fans what they came to see. What I am capable of is showing the fans a good time and giving the fans their money worth. The fans can boo or cheer whichever way they want and it's fine with me because they paid their money to do so but when our match is over they will certain have something to cheer about and will cheer me as this champion hand is raised. Now hold on, hold on I know Fatality and Brute thing I suck and I have nerve to just keep going on and on and on but the fact of the matter is you guys suck. Matter of fact you guys don't suck you both are just talently challenged so I got some advice. Why don't you both just try giving up and do something your actually good at like flipping burgers or how about parking cars. That seems like a good way to earn a living but I'm not doing that because I am something. I have potential to get far in this business and I will be doing so. Quite frankly you two guys..........

~*The Great One's cell phone rings as he goes into his other pocket to take it out. He then answers the phone but the camera can't really make up what the other side is saying.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Hey.....what?......really?......you're f(bleep)king kidding me why didn't you tell me this yesterday!!!!!......(A click can be heard and then a dial tone signaling the person hung up)Hello?.....HELLO?

~*A really shocked, suprised face comes upon the Canadian's face as his wife then comes back. She's looking at him worried.~*

Stacy Andretti: Hey, Sean what's wrong you look pale?

The Canadian Sensation: That was my brother, he said my mom was rushed to the hospital and has a 10% chance of surviving a critical car accident that happened yesterday afternoon.

~*Rage looks terrified and Stacy hugs Rage as the scene fades out to a commercial~*

To Be Continued...........

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