.:Scene:.
~*Your average CHZ viewer is sitting on the couch, eating their popcorn, drinking their soda and is getting pretty tired of watching the Sins of Summer 3 commercials but is also hyped up. I mean who wouldn't be hyped up. Lucifer and Keyser Soze fights in a Triple Cage and all of the precious CHZ championships are on the line on that night in Berlin, Germany. After the CHZ Sins of Summer 3 commercial, a countdown starts to begin with a Canadian Flag in the background a voice saying it's my time. The countdown hits 0 and the screen is all black but what can possibly go on? The FBI, copyright warning comes on the screen and seeing as the average viewer gets used to it he gets more annoyed but in the copyright we see the words Rage and Stacy Andretti. Since when does Rage and Stacy Andretti get their own copyrights? They have some damn nerves but anyway after the fans get the point that Rage doesn't want his shit recorded and sold, the CHZ logo comes up on the scene and fades out as on the upper right hand side of the screen is a LIVE logo letting us know this is indeed live. The scene is at the place where history was made and that's Berlin, Germany. The CHZ cameras are at Berlin, Germany where Rage and Stacy Andretti are looking at the Berlin Wall or what is left of it and a couple of tourists are taking pictures. Stacy joins in on the fun and grabs out a camera from her bag. Rage is wearing some blue shorts, a all black shirt and some blue and black sneakers. You also can't forget about his trademark silver shades. Stacy is wearing a Sacremento Kings, Chris Webber cut off jersey so you can get a glimpse at her cleavage and her nice tone body. She's wearing a white dress and some black and white shoes. She's enjoying the moment of taking her pictures as Rage looks completely bored out of his wits. After Stacy catches some photos they then move on and begin to walk away from the Berlin Wall as Stacy looks at Rage and then asks him a question.~*

Stacy Andretti: Hey, Sean why do you always wear those shades?

The Canadian Sensation: The reason why you always wear skirts.

Stacy Andretti: Do you know why I wear skirts?

The Canadian Sensation: Yes, I do. It's because you don't want to get a......

~*Stacy interrupts~*

Stacy Andretti: Shh....not in public and especially not in front of these cameras.

The Canadian Sensation: Whatever, not like it matters to me.

Stacy Andretti: So why you didn't capture any pictures?

The Canadian Sensation: Because I'm not German.

Stacy Andretti: What does being German have to do with anything?

The Canadian Sensation: I don't know but I don't care much for Germany and I don't care much for a stupid wall. If it was for me I wouldn't even want to be in this damn country.

Stacy Andretti: Do you even know the history of the Berlin Wall?

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah, I certainly do. I guess you forgot I was child genius eh?

Stacy Andretti: Well you certainly don't act like it, Sean.

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah, well the only reason we're here is for Sins of Summer 3 and to compete for the CHZ.

Stacy Andretti: Yeah, your match is gonna awesome and you will end up winning it just like always.

The Canadian Sensation: True, true but the action can go anywhere. I don't wanna risk you getting hurt.

Stacy Andretti: I understand Sean. I wasn't coming to your match to begin with, I don't want this pretty face getting beat up. Talking about beating up did you see what Melanie, Derceto's wife do?

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah...and?

Stacy Andretti: Yeah, I wanna learn how to do that. Teach me, Sean, Teach me.

~*Rage looks around and then smiles as they were standing on a street corner as the light changed and they begin to walk across the street.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Well.....

Stacy Andretti: Please?...Come on.

The Canadian Sensation: You know what, I'll do it. I'll train you once we get back to the states, I have a person in mind to help us but are you ready for the training and hard work that you'll have to do?

Stacy Andretti: Yeah, I'll be ready. I was born ready Sean.

The Canadian Sensation: Well that's cool. I got an idea to celebrate, we can go to a restaurant and talk some stuff over.

Stacy Andretti: That would be awesome.

The Canadian Sensation: It sure would.

~*The happy couple then does a couple of window shopping as the scene momentarily fades before going back to those boring CHZ Commercials.~*

.:Scene #2:.
~*The long and boring interviews, questions and commercials about CHZ Sins of Summer 3 have been cut off. The screen turns black and now we know there's gonna be a promo by someone...who it will be we don't know but we will find out. Once again the fans get the point that Rage doesn't want his shit recorded or sold but this time in the copyright we see that the fine has risen. The CHZ cameras are at a Italian Restaurant in Berlin where Rage and Stacy Andretti have gotten a table for two. Rage is wearing some black pants, his silver shades, white sneakers and a away Dirk Nowitski Dallas Mavericks jersey. So much for Rage not liking German's eh? Anyway for those who are wondering and they are probably people that are Stacy Andretti is wearing a black shirt but is sorta cut off so the guys who are watching can catch a glimpse of her cleavage once again. In the restaurant they are Italian music and Rage seems not to like it one bit. They are both looking over the menus as a waiter comes over.~*

Waiter: (Italian Accent) Welcome and have you both made a decision?

Stacy Andretti: Well yes I have. I'll have the chicken parmagan, with italian bread and a coke, no ice.

Waiter: And sir what would you like to have?

The Canadian Sensation: Lets see, I'll just have some water that's all.

Stacy Andretti: Water? You only want water?

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah, that's all I want. I'm not really hungry.

Stacy Andretti: Oh come on that's BS you don't you think it over.

The Canadian Sensation: Fine, Fine. (He opens the menu and looks at what he wants.) I'll take the spaghetti with a sprite and put ice.

Waiter: Would you like any type of bread with your meal?

The Canadian Sensation: Hey, don't rush me you wait that's your job after all.

Stacy Andretti: Sean!!!!!

The Canadian Sensation: What? (Pause) Alright, alright I'm sorry dude but I'll take the garlic bread. (Looks at Stacy) You happy?

~*Stacy glances at Rage with an angry face as she passes her menu to the waiter and Rage does the same. Rage looks out of the window but there's nothing exciting going on. His eyes then makes his way around the restaurant where he looks on in disgust maybe it's the italian music that's upsetting him. Who knows.~*

The Canadian Sensation: You know Stacy, this music really sucks.

Stacy Andretti: Everyone's entitled to their opinions but I quite frankly enjoy it. But we didn't come here to talk about this music we came to celebrate the beginning of my training.

The Canadian Sensation: Oh yeah, that's right. Well before you even get started you have to know that wrestling is a tough sport and that if you f(bleep)k up once your career could end. In the ring your putting your body on the line for the fans and the people that watch so you have to put on a show like it's your last. I mean Stacy look at what happened to me back when I first started before I married you I had a really painful knee injury and it sidelined me for a little bit and that's why to this day it's why I wear a knee brace and knee pads. I'm not really cool with you getting in the ring and getting your beautiful face smashed in but if it makes you happy I'm down with it.

Stacy Andretti: Sean, I'll make sure not to disappoint you and I understand what I'm risking getting into the ring but I've watched what you do and with your guidance I think maybe I can get somewhere. Plus did you see what Melanie did, that looked awesome and since you know a little highflying moves maybe you can teach me that also.

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah, that's alright. I guess I can teach you what I know but I think I have a person in mind of who knows a little more highflying then I do but Stacy you can't just hop around the ring doing hurricanrana's and moonsaults. You have to have an arsenal of moves. You gotta be like me, a sensation. Something that's worth watching out there in the squared circle but I think the fans will enjoy you just like they enjoy me.

Stacy Andretti: Whatever you have planned for me and whatever moves you teach me I will use them in the ring. Heh, Sean think of it now. The girl from Sacremento the next CHZ Women's Champion. Me holding the gold up while the fans cheer and applaud their hearts out.

The Canadian Sensation: Whoa, wait don't get too cocky remember you have a husband to manage in the ring...remember?

Stacy Andretti: That's true but you never needed me to begin with but after the training is over with I might enter myself in the women's division.

The Canadian Sensation: Don't get too ahead of yourself, it took me years to get to where I'm at. Your gonna have to have the same desire, same passion I did to get ahead to get somewhere. Stacy the wrestling business is not as easy as you think. I mean your hot but good looks only gets you so far, heh look at Whisper, she doesn't look that great but she got a women's title shot at Sins of Summer. (Laughs) Stacy Andretti: Oh, trust me whatever it takes Sean, whatever it takes.

The Canadian Sensation: I hope your not saying what I think your saying.

Stacy Andretti: It depends on what your thinking.

The Canadian Sensation: Ahh, scratch that for now here comes the food.

~*The waiter comes with the food and beverages as Rage takes off his shades and prepares to eat.~*

Waiter: Enjoy!

The Canadian Sensation: Shut up.

Stacy Andretti: Sean!!!!

The Canadian Sensation: Sorry. (Laughs)

~*The food looks delicious and Rage picks up his fork and some parmagan cheese and sprinkles some across his spaghetti. Rage takes a napkin and tucks it in his shirt. Stacy then looks on while she's eating her food with confusion~*

Stacy Andretti: Sean!!!

The Canadian Sensation: What?

Stacy Andretti: What the hell are you doing? I'm eating dinner with an adult not a baby.

The Canadian Sensation: Don't want the merchandise to get dirty. Hell I paid lots of money for this.

Stacy Andretti: Whatever.

~*Rage and Stacy Andretti then eat their food as a waiter comes over. Rage rolls his eyes as he doesn't want to see another god damn waitress while he is eating but this waitress is pretty cute.~*

Waitress: Hi, you enjoying your food?

The Canadian Sensation: (Checking her out and his mouth is half full) Youf we'rf (chews and shallows) Yeah we're doing fine.

~*The waitress then walks past as Rage is seen checking this cute waitress out and Stacy Andretti is watching him doing it. She stares in disbelief as Rage turns back around acting like he didn't do anything.~*

Stacy Andretti: Enjoying yourself?

The Canadian Sensation: What? Something on the wall caught my attention.

Stacy Andretti: You sure it was something on the wall or was it her ass?

The Canadian Sensation: Um...uh....um....How are you liking your food?

Stacy Andretti: Hey, don't change the subject!!

The Canadian Sensation: Okay, Stacy don't get your panties in a wad.

Stacy Andretti: Sean, you know damn well I don't wear panties.

The Canadian Sensation: Wha-What (Wipes off his forehead with a napkin) uh....I'll be right back.

~*Rage then gets up from the table and wipes his head with the same napkin as he makes his way to the bathroom. The bathroom seems clean and is about the size of your average classroom. Nobody seems to be in the bathroom but the scent of urine is really taking a toll on the Canadian Sensation. He then locks the bathroom door as he walks back and forth.~*

The Canadian Sensation: What? Do you guys think I'm gonna use the bathroom in front of the cameras?

~*The camera nods up and down signaling yes.~*

The Canadian Sensation: (Laughs) You sumbitches are crazy but I'm just kidding I didn't come to the bathroom to take a piss I came to this foul smelling bathroom so that my opponents Fatality and Brute know that I didn't forget about you two. Uh-uh boys I didn't forget that in about a week and a half in this city that has so much history behind it not only will the Berlin Wall would have fallen one of you guy would've also. Whichever one of you guys that gives up the pinfall to me it doesn't matter because I will indeed get the f(bleep)king job done. I didn't choose to have this match and hell I didn't even choose to come to Berlin and to be quite honest I didn't even choose to come into this bathroom and look into these cameras right here and talk to you clowns but you know what I'm doing it anyway and why because it's my job. It's my job to walk down the ramp, step between the ropes and defeat clown, after clown, after clown and Fatality you were the first clown. You see this friday is my birthday and well I'm turning 22 but what better birthday present is to show the higher ups in CHZ what I'm truely made of. What a perfect present to show Matt Helms that I'm apart of the franchise and I'm a prime time player but maybe I'm getting too ahead of myself. Maybe my match won't be that good and maybe I won't be as vindictive as I'm putting myself to be but the fact of the matter is I can and will put up a hell of a fight. I'm gonna give these guys and especially Fatality a ride of their lives and I'm gonna make a point. The point is that I can hang with the big boys and that I deserve to face much better competition like Xear or The Reaper or someone like that then people like Fatality and Brute. But Fatality and Brute don't get upset just try something your actually good at.

~*In the background someone is heard knocking on the door. Rage pays it no attention but then turns around and responds.~*

The Canadian Sensation: What the f(bleep)k do you want?

Some guy: I wanna use the bathroom lemme in.

The Canadian Sensation: Wait, dammit.

~*Rage then paces around the bathroom and then stares at himself through the mirror~*

The Canadian Sensation: Fatality, Brute are you guys ready? Are you ready for when Sins of Summer 3 rolls around when you face the Canadian Sensation? Will you be ready and prepared for when the bell rings and when only 3 men will roll in, 1 will roll out as the winner. Only one man will be declared the winner, only one of us. Not 2 of us and not all of us, only one will emerge and as my career begins to blossom at the Canuck Heat Zone I sit back and patiently wait until July 30th comes around I just have this to say and it's ashame that I have to rush this considering that asshole who waits outside that door wants to use this bathroom but Fatality and Brute just be ready, bring whatever you have in the tanks of yours because you'll need it and after this match you both better be ready and sure you realize why they call me Rage.

~*Rage points at the camera and then whispers.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Turn the camera off, right....NOW

~*The guy doesn't turn off the camera and Rage unlocks the door and heads out of the door. The man then looks at Rage with a disgusted look.~*

Some guy: Hey man what took you so...

The Canadian Sensation: Shut up dude, just be happy I opened the door for your sorry ass.

~*Rage then makes his way back to his table where his food is no longer there and Stacy is ready to leave.~*

Stacy Andretti: Hey, what took you so long?

The Canadian Sensation: Don't know, guess the food didn't go through right. (Laughs)

Stacy Andretti: Whatever just lets go.

~*Stacy Andretti and Rage then share a kiss as they leave the restaurant and head down the sidewalk as the scene fades and a short copyright comes up.~*

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