Drinkin' ain't easy!

The Canadian Sensation

CHZ Roleplay #:
5
Current E-Feds:
CHZ
Rp # for Event:
1
E-Fed History:
Length in E-Feds:
1 Year,11 Months

CWA Tag Team Champion w/Brian Credible

VWF Heavyweight Champion

VWF Tag Team Champion w/Brian Credible

WP Lightheavyweight Champion

WWA Heavyweight Champion (2)

WHW Hardcore Champion (7)

WHW Former Founder/Owner

Former XwA Owner

WWA Former Vice President

aWf Former Co-Owner

XWW/EWW Hardcore Champion

XDW Hardcore Champion

aWf United States Champion

aWf March 2002 Roleplayer of the Month

aWf Heavyweight Champion

XWW/EWW Intercontinental Champion

XCW/wXwF Intercontinental Champion

XWW/EWW United States Champion

aWf European Champion

EHW European Champion

SCW Surpreme Champion

Undefeated in 6 E-Feds

SCW Spotlight

SCW Heavyweight Champion

HzWF Spotlight Superstar

HzWF Hardcore Champion

xWe Commissioner

XWW Canadian (Undisputed) Champion

CWF Hardcore Champion

xWe Undisputed Champion

CWF Legend

XWW Legend

SCW Legend

XWW Grand Slam Champion

XZW Wrestler of the Week

XZW Most Improved

XZW Quote of the Week winner

XZW #1 Superstar

XZW Roleplayer of the Month (Chosen by the members)

XZW First Ever Undisputed Champion

WHW Undisputed Champion

IUWF World Tag Team Champion w/J Stevenson

Disclaimer:
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OOC: Hello folks and welcome to my roleplay for Wild and I hope you enjoy it. Of course you will it's MY roleplay lol.But with all jokes aside this past Wednesday Night Wild was a awesome event from top to bottom and hopefully this weeks Wild will be just the same going into Sins of Summer 3. I'm not gonna drag this shit any longer and the music in the background is Faint by Linkin Park turn whatever you use for music on if you want to hear it.

.:Prelude:.
~*It seems like nowadays the sports world is everyone talks about I mean but who wouldn't. It looks like everywhere you go you'll see someone either wearing some sports apparell, talking sports or something sports related will catch the naked eye. So why stop the tradition, why stop the flow. This past week everyone has been talking about the italian sausage incident in Milwalkee and everyone has had their laugh but now it's time to get OVER it. There's nothing to talk about anymore since the young woman has not pressed charges but instead has gotten an apology from Randall Simon and a autographed baseball bat, the same one she got hit with. You talk about adding feud to the fire. In other news Karl Malone and Gary Payton have both signed with the Los Angeles Lakers to also play with potential hall of famer's Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal. Now it's only a matter of time before the Lakers are in the hunt for the ring again. While on the topic of rings, the 2003 NBA Champion San Antonio Spurs lost their shot at free agent point guard Jason Kidd because he has signed a 6 year deal with the New Jersey Nets. The Nets have also signed star center and former Miami Heat player Alonzo Mourning. Enough about the basketball talk it's time to get the to nitty gritty here and what really matters and that's the CHZ news. Last Wednesday Night on Wild, The Canadian Sensation debuted and did not disappoint. Whatever could it mean? It means Rage got the damn job done that's what it means. It means he did exactly what he said he was gonna do and that's get the job done and if anyone is man enough to try and step to Rage he'll show that brave man who's boss. But all in all The Immortal Legend got the job done and now holds a 1 and 0 record. This week the beer drinking, Texan Billy Backus steps up to the plate and will try and hit a home run against a guy who is truly remarkable. If you haven't figured it out it's Rage, Billy Backus faces Rage and let's hope this guy doesn't have a hangover because it would be a damn tragedy to see Backus give up because he's too drunk. Most guys that would have to face a Sandman reject like Backus would be insulted but The Canadian Sensation never feels insulted and will treat this drunk....hmm Billy Backus just like any other dude that opposes the man, the myth and the legend. Not only will he have to face this drunk again but he will have to face Brute and Fatality again in a texas tornado match at Sins of Summer 3. Texas Tornado? Why this match couldn't be called a Canadian Blizzard match because all Rage will do is plow these men in to the mat and sweep right through them but a win is a win.~*

..:Scene:.
~*The scene opens up in a French sports bar. On the tube is a local soccer game and the French are winning. There are mostly guys in the bar (what else is new) and they are getting drunk and smoking their cigarettes and cigars. The guys watch as the cameras move up on the game and the French score another goal as the entire bar yells in unison. The CHZ cameras then move over to a table where The Canadian Sensation is sitting alone with his head down drinking wine. At the enter door his friend Nick is there look around. He coughs from inhaling the smoke and then sees Rage sitting down at the table by himself wine and he comes up to him.~*

Nick: Hey dude.

The Canadian Sensation: (In a Depressed Voice) What do you want.

Nick: You must've forgot that we were gonna meet here to celebrate your first CHZ win, don't you remember?

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah I remember.

Nick: So then what's wrong. You won your match like you said you was so why are you so down.

The Canadian Sensation: I-I....

Nick: You what? Get your ass up man from off the ground. Your always in a good mood why has it changed today? Is there something wrong with your wife?

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah, she's sick she had to be rushed to the hospital a little bit before Wild and never got a chance to be there with me while I was in the ring kicking the s(bleep)t out of Fatality. I just don't know Nick, maybe it was my fault, maybe I should've never let her be my manager, maybe she was afraid. Maybe....

Nick: Sean, snap the f(bleep)k out of it man. Why are you here damaging your liver drinking that s(bleep)t when you can be by her bedside? And Sean it probably wasn't your fault she's sick. Maybe it was something else but you'll never know sitting in this bar with these drunks.

The Canadian Sensation: I can't. I got to be in Romania for Wild and there are a couple of errands I have to run.

Nick: F(bleep)K the errands. You don't want to lose your wife now do you? Look here is my cell phone (Pull out his AT&T Wireless Cell Phone) why don't you leave a message so she'll know.

The Canadian Sensation: (A smile comes across his face) That's brilliant Nick. Thanks.

~*Rage takes Nick's cell phone and he thanks him once more. The opposing team scores a goal and the French guys in the bar sighs and then start to shout curse words. The cameras follow Rage to the outside but Rage flips the cameraman off so he takes it as if the fans don't want to know what's going on so the cameras concentrate on Nick.~*

Nick: Soccer, what a damn joke. (In a louder voice so the guys in the bar can hear him) But wait Soccer and the French have something in common. They both SUCK!!!!!!. (Nick takes it that the guys didn't hear him so he repeats himself) Hey you idiots over there did you hear me....I said the French and this entire country SUCKS!!!!!!.

~*The guys at the bar who are drinking then turn around. Nick who is 6'1 then see the guys are taller than him that are around 6'8 and 6'9. He looks worried as the two guys that look like they've had too many beers approach Nick.~*

French Guy #1: (In a French/Drunken Voice) Wha- do you say about me mother?

French Guy #2: (In a Homosexual/Drunken Voice) Oh no you didn't say that (Stumbles and falls on Nicks chest).

Nick: It seems like your boyfriend here had too many to drink. I think you should take advantage of this. In our country we call when your lover is drunk and you take them home getting laid. Dude, I think your about to get laid.

French Guy #1: Lay? I like to lay, I lay all-....all the time. I get lay.

Nick: See there you go you dumb f(bleep)k your about to get laid by your friend here. Now get the hell off of me.

~*Nick pushes the guy off of his chest towards the floor. The first drunk guy then begins laughing hysterically.~*

French Guy #1: (Still Laughing) Well wewe my friend wewe....

Nick: Hold up you idiot I don't care how French and gay you are but if your coming on to me you get the hell out of my face. You can take all the wewe's you got, which will be gross and get the hell out of my face.

~*The French guy then laughs again and the beer is really taking a toll on this freak. He then goes and kisses Nick. Nick panicks and punches the guy dead in the face. The guy fights back but Nick punches the guy uncontrollably in the face and then throws him to a stack of beer bottles. Nick then picks one beer bottle up and cracks it over the head of the other French guy who Nick threw on the floor earlier. The rest of the bar watches on and stares at Nick as Nick exits the bar. Rage then finishes up his conversation with his wife as he hangs up the phone and stares at Nick who has blood on his fist.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Hey dude, what happened to you.

Nick: Nothing just taking out the trash. Some French guys tried to hit on me and I hit them back but instead I hit them with full force.

The Canadian Sensation: (Laughing) Are you serious? A bunch of French guys tried to....(He starts laughing harder)

Nick: Yeah laugh it up...give me my phone.(Nick snatches the phone from Rage) So what happened between you and Stacy?

The Canadian Sensation: Nothing's wrong with Stacy it was a fluke. They thought something was wrong with her but now she's fine and is heading for the hotel. Me and Stacy gotta head to Romania for Wild next week. Then we gotta go to Berlin for Sins of Summer 3.

Nick: That's good so what's up with your face. It's kinda wet.

The Canadian Sensation: What can I say, Stacy is my world.

Nick: Aww....Sean Andretti is getting mushy is front of the CHZ cameras. That's so cute.

The Canadian Sensation: Shut the f(bleep)k up. That's why you got kissed by a french guy. (Laughs)

Nick: That isn't funny. I'm moving from this piece of s(bleep)t country. I'm going back to Miami where all the straight people go.

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah, hopefully another guy doesn't kiss you. (Laughs)

Nick: Shut up alright? Now do you want me to drive you to the hotel or not?

The Canadian Sensation: Wait. Stacy is meeting me at the airport so you'll have to drive me there. And you gotta get your stuff remember your going back to Miami.

Nick: My stuff is in the trunk so I guess it's no detours from here we go straight to the airport.

The Canadian Sensation: We sure do.

~*Rage and Nick get in his rental car as they drive off as the scene fades.~*

Post OOC Notes: Sorry for the short and shitty rp but I'll try harder next time.




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General Information:
Next Match: Billy Backus V The Canadian Sensation
(Wednesday Night Wild/Regular Match)
Next PPV: CHZ Sins of Summer 3 on July 23, 2003
Current Title:
None
Title History in CHZ:
None
Win/Loss/Draw Record: 1-0-0
Current Alliances: None yet

E-Mail Address: TheRage514@aol.com
AIM Name: TheRage514

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Character Information:
Name: "The Canadian Sensation" Rage
Height: 6'4
Weight: 240 lbs.
Hometown: Montreal,Quebec,Canada
Theme Music: St. Anger by Metallica
Quote: "You'll find out why they call me Rage"
Finishers: The Final Touch (Twist of Fate)
514 (Frog Splash)
Trademarks:The Painkiller (Crippler Crossface)
Montreal Makeover (Superkick)
Alignment: Face

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