[Between Sanity and Insanity Vol. 1]
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"The Truth" is here with you imbeciles again...and I must say, that I am none too pleased. I'm not pleased for the obvious reasons. You all saw Uprising. You all saw what transpired. You all saw how new champions were crowned and new feuds were made...but most importantly, you all saw how yours truly got his foot put in his mouth...by our Canadian Sensation. You all saw how the student defeated the teacher and etched his name into history. It was a hell of a battle, but in the end it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how the match went or how many pats on the back Sean Andretti received, in the end what matters is that he lost. What matters in the end is that J Stevenson proved "The Truth" wrong and shocked the world. Stevenson shocked the world and shocked "The Truth" but even though he did that...Sean Andretti dissappointed me and that's where the real truth has to be spoken. Enough is enough already folks. For weeks and weeks on end, I have entered your household and preached to you all how Sean Andretti would show everyone who is the real epitome of excellence. For weeks...and weeks, I have tried to convince the minds of the viewers by bringing you what I thought was the truth...but after witnessing the defeat and the demise of Sean Andretti...I have realized what I realized months ago. I realized that what "The Truth" was bringing you was pure bullshit. I realized that Sean Andretti is way out of his league and he does not deserve to be in the Chaos Heat Zone. I don't deserve to cheer for a loser, week in and week out. "The Truth" is tired of it. "The Truth" is tired of making lies to the people. "The Truth" is tired of making excuses for you. Sean Andretti you are way past your prime and it's about time you go back to that no good country of Canada where you came from. Take all of your Canadian bacon...and the Lacrosse playing and shove it! It's about time I stopped cheering for losers like you and start cheering for the real winners...like Josh Sutton. Winners like Derceto. Winners like Ryan Knite. Winners and prime time players of the Chaos Heat Zone such as J Stevenson. Sean, you couldn't get the job done...so just give it up already...and come to the realize the same thing that everyone in Portland realized...and that fact is.....you just suck!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, you haven't heard the last of me for awhile...but rest assured that what you just witnessed...was the truth...really being spoken.

Disclaimer: In an attempt to not offend anyone with this matter that I am about to bring up, I would like to say that I do NOT condone matters such as these...and if you think you might be offended for whatever reason...stop reading.....NOW. Thank you.

~*The cameras open up inside of a room in...well, we aren't quite sure the place or the location of the room but nonetheless it is a room. The camera opens on a picture frame with the picture of J Stevenson standing tall and proud inside of the ring with his arms held up in triumph. It must be a picture from Uprising but while the viewers chew on that, the cameras pan over in the dimly lit room to a man sitting in a black recyliner, rocking back and forth as we can see the man is watching the FOX News Network. The voice of the FOX News anchor reporter is heard throughout the room as the black recyliner then rocks faster. The camera then swings from behind the black recyliner to the front and we can identify the man in the recyliner to be "The Canadian Sensation" Sean Andretti. Sean Andretti sits in the recyliner, rocking back and forth, staring into the television like a man hypnotized. Sean Andretti rocks back...then forward....forward...and then back as the cameras move to the television, where we can hear the story being reported. ~*

FOX News Anchor: ...And in other news tonight, we have it reported out of Portland, Oregon....that a warrant has been put out...for the arrest of Chaos Heat Zone superstar, Jeffery Archibald. It appears that this warrant has been sent out over him last Tuesday for not paying a grand total of two hundred and fifty thousand on a car that he vandalized. He is now on the run and the police are looking for him. (A graphic is shown of Jeffery Archibald's face, along with a number that you can call if you find him.) If anyone has seen Jeffery Archibald in the Portland area...then please, call the number on your screen.

~*The Canadian Sensation rocks back and forth in his recyliner with the hynotizing/crazed look on his face. He stares into the television as the news network reports the weather around the country and what is going on in the sports world, as the hour of news come to a close. The brand new hour of the FOX news network begins and the top story brings Andretti to rock in his chair even faster with the look of rage in his eyes. The intensity is felt through the camera as the pictures of the story are broadcasted to Sean Andretti, the viewers of the FOX news network, and the viewers of this promotion. ~*

FOX News Anchor: In our top stories of the evening, we have been on top of a story that we have been bringing you all day. It was reported out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida that a teacher was brutally murdered...with the killer being none of than one of his own students...reports coming from Florida say.........

~*The black recyliner that Sean Andretti sits in rocks back and forth like crazy, as the words "Teacher Murdered by Student" appears on the ticker for the FOX news network. The four words appeal to Sean Andretti and it forces his eyes to widen while watching on as the story is being told. An evil smile comes across the face of The Canadian Sensation as he begins to shake. At the nearby door appears Mitchell Davis, who apparently has been watching this whole ordeal happen. Mitchell Davis then walks to Sean Andretti with a confused look on his face, looks him in his eyes as Sean Andretti is off into his own little world mumbling the following.~*

The Canadian Sensation: (Murmuring) Teacher.....killed.....by.....student.

Mitchell Davis: What the hell?

~*Mitchell Davis, freaked out by Sean Andretti's constant murmuring exits the room shaking his head, as he bumps into Marcus Menace who is right there in the room with him. ~*

Mitchell Davis: I wouldn't go in there, if I were you.

Marcus Menace: Oh yeah?.....why not?

Mitchell Davis: Andretti man.....he's.....he's off the deep end tonight.

Marcus Menace: What the hell are you talking about Mitch?

Mitchell Davis: Andretti, I think he's going insane man.....I wouldn't see him if I were you.

Marcus Menace: .....But you see, I'm not you. You're just messing around. There's nothing wrong with Sean. I'm sure after Wednesday, he's just fine.

Mitchell Davis: That's an understatement.

Marcus Menace: Whatever.

~*Marcus Menace walks right past Mitchell Davis and goes to the room where Sean Andretti is rocking back and forth in the recyliner. Mitchell Davis follows but stands at the door. Marcus Menace then slowly approaches Sean Andretti with caution and looks at him. Sean Andretti still poses the crazed look in his eyes and still murmurs the four words. Marcus Menace looks at The Canadian Sensation with the same confused look that Mitchell Davis gave him earlier...and walks away to the door where Davis awaits.~*

Mitchell Davis: I told you.

Marcus Menace: Mitch, there's just something in his eye that ain't right. You think that loss to Stevenson did it?

Mitchell Davis: It couldn't be anything else. He was fine the night before.

Marcus Menace: Yeah, true.

Mitchell Davis: But man...I have never seen Sean this way. It's like he's on the brink of insanity, or killing someone.

Marcus Menace: And something tells me, that there may be one person who he just might kill.

Mitchell Davis: I do too.

Both Men: J Stevenson.

~*Sean Andretti pops up from his chair and points at himself in an aggressive but cocky manner and screams out.....~*

The Canadian Sensation: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

~*"The Grand Champion" Mitchell Davis and Marcus Menace then give each other a glance and Mitchell sighs.~*

Mitchell Davis: This must be hard for Sean Andretti. When do you think he will snap out of it?

Marcus Menace: I have no idea. I've never seen Sean this.....this.....dare I say.....crazed. I'm afraid what he will do.....or what he's capable of doing at this moment.

Mitchell Davis: Who knows what is going on in his head.

Marcus Menace: I don't.....but there may be a remedy.

Mitchell Davis: Yeah?

Marcus Menace: Oh.....yeah.

~*Marcus Menace reaches into his back pocket and takes out a piece of paper. He hands it to Mitchell Davis who studies it for awhile and then hands it back to Marcus Menace, with a smile on his face.~*

Mitchell Davis: No.....way. You think that will help?

Marcus Menace: It has to work. The only problem is, Sean doesn't know about it yet.

Mitchell Davis: It seems like a good opponent to get his aggression out on.

Marcus Menace: True...but that guy is tough. Defeating him is no easy task.

Mitchell Davis: Yeah...and you know Sean, he isn't much for Hardcore matches.

Marcus Menace: But gold is gold, doesn't matter what kind of gold you have...all that matters is that you have it. If Sean wins this, it will seperate him from the rest.

Mitchell Davis: It would definatly snap him out of this.....insane streak, if you want to call it that.

Marcus Menace: That's what I'm thinking. But if he doesn't.....

Mitchell Davis: We're at square one.

Marcus Menace: Exactly. This match will give Sean an opportunity, something has hasn't quite gotten since being here...and with all of this rage stored up inside of him from this loss to Stevenson.....

Mitchell Davis: It should fire him up. Bring his talent to all new heights.

Marcus Menace: Yeah.....and Mitchell.....do me a favor.

Mitchell Davis: Yeah?

Marcus Menace: Let me finish my sentences.....nimrod.

Mitchell Davis: Alright. Go.

Marcus Menace: Now if Sean Andretti wins this gold, it will heal the wounds that we suffered at Uprising and make a name for himself also. How sweet would it be.

Mitchell Davis: Very sweet indeed.

Marcus Menace: For now, we don't worry about this Wednesday.....we worry about trying to tell Sean Andretti about this match, without him going even more insane.

Mitchell Davis: Stetas versus Sean Andretti. Chaos Heat Zone Hardcore Championship. I like how that rolls off the tounge.

Marcus Menace: No...no...I like how Sean Andretti, new hardcore champion, rolls off the tounge. Music to my ears.

Mitchell Davis: No doubt. So, you think that if Sean wins the title...he can go after that four month reign that Ryan Knite held?

Marcus Menace: Baby steps my friend.....baby steps. We will cross those bridges once we reach them.

~*And with those words, Marcus Menace gives Mitchell Davis several pats on the back as they leave the entrance for the room. The cameras then pan over to the face of Sean Andretti's where the hypontized look he had earlier still stands. The cameras fade.~*

[From the Inside...with Marcus Menace.....]

"It's going to be some task for Sean Andretti to defeat the seven foot Stetas but I think he'll get it done. I think...somehow...someway...Sean could defeat Stetas...but he's got to have it in him. He's got to have the determination and the confidence in himself to say that he can defeat Stetas, because if he doesn't have the confidence in himself that he can get it done...then Stetas has already won the mental battle. But, I find it hilarious really. I find it funny that the week right after Sean Andretti loses to J Stevenson, he's put in a match for the Hardcore Championship against Stetas, whereas Stevenson is stuck main-eventing and teaming with an enemy of his. Drayton MacPhereson. J Stevenson, I'll admit it, even though Sean might not. I'll say it even though Sean won't. You got it done, kid. You kicked Sean Andretti's ass at Uprising but not only did you do that kid, but you've put the Unholy Alliance in a bit of turmoil. We have Stacy Andretti and Linda being injured, Sean Andretti is becoming a nutcase, Jeffery Archibald is on the run and God only knows where he is...and Mitchell Davis has been a little down on himself for letting Linda to get hurt. That sure is a lot to deal with in a day...but even though the Unholy Alliance may be down, we are not out. Actually, Stevenson you might have just opened the door for me. J Stevenson, you might have actually done something brilliant here. You see, with Stacy down, Linda down, Jeff on the run, Mitchell with his emotional problems and Sean with his mental, it opens the door for me. It gives me the opportunity to take over the Unholy Alliance. Selfish?.....no, not me. This is not selfish, instead it gives me the chance to show everyone once again who I am, since almost ending my career several years ago with my ankle. With everyone down, I am the only individual not counting Shawn Hunt who is one hundred percent. This gives me the perfect chance. Now is the time for me. I know in my mind and in my heart that I am no longer in my prime. But, even though I am not in my prime no longer, my career is [b]not[/b] over. Deep down inside of this body of mine, I know that even though I am thirty five, I still have years of this business left in me. I know that the odds of me landing a full time job here in the Chaos Heat Zone is unlikely but I'll still have it as a slight dream and one day it will be a reality, but for now the focus is on the Unholy Alliance and building back up what I started. With everyone off in their own worlds, it has to be my time. What I have to do is step up and fill the void. I have to rally these guys and tell these guys to put their heads back on their shoulders, but I will not have things carry on this way. For me, one bad night does not define the years of us being together. The Unholy Alliance has been down before, but we haven't been this down...and times like these is going to be where I step up and be that leader. Times such as these is where I step up and show everyone who is the true "Menace to Society"...but in my heart, I know we will pull through. I know that Sean Andretti will eventually see the light. I know that Jeffery Archibald will do the right thing and that Stacy and Linda will be alright. J Stevenson, you might have won the battle, but knowing Sean...the war will not be over. Knowing Sean, he won't let you have this victory over him...and knowing Sean, he won't let you have the last laugh. So when will Sean Andretti actually have this last laugh?...I wish I knew, but I know somewhere where he can start. This Wednesday Night at Wild, when Sean faces Stetas and becomes in my opinion.....

The next Chaos Heat Zone Hardcore Champion."

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