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~*After storming out of the ESPN headquarters in Stanford, Connecticut, Jeffery Archibald and Sean Andretti both agreed to head down to Lafayette, Louisiana to do some weekly training. Archibald had thought that Sean Andretti needed the extra training and more muscle to go with his current body fat and his lean 240 pounds. Jeff had told Sean Andretti many times in the past that he needed to gain weight. He also thought that for Sean's size that he was too small. The months leading and during Andretti's road to recovery, Jeff has pushed this on Andretti but instead of Sean gaining weight like Jeff wanted, Sean gained muscle and had dropped fifteen pounds. Jeffery Archibald didn't like Sean going against his orders but he respected Andretti's decision. The Canadian Sensation had now stood six feet four inches and had weighed two hundred and twenty five pounds. It had been the first time in nearly three years that Sean weighed this much and was this light. The loss of weight had now excited him. Sean realized that standing at 225 pounds that he now had the speed of a cruiserweight but held the power of a heavyweight. Andretti knew that he wanted to maintain this weight. He knew that even though his knee would never be one hundred percent again that he never felt this great in his entire career. And so Sean Andretti happened to convince Jeffery Archibald about his new weight and they were both in agreement. Deep inside Jeff wanted to see Sean at 295 and with inhumane strength and speed but he knew that that wasn't going to happen. Archibald had to come back to reality and wake up from the dream that he was having. Jeff wasn't going to manage a monster and even though he wished he did, he wasn't. Jeff knew that he wasn't going to walk down the ramp with a human version of Godzilla, but instead he was going to settle for something better. With the loss of weight from Andretti, he was going to get more than what he bargained for. He was going to get a man who could bench press 315. There was his strength. He was going to get a man who could do hours and hours of cardio, who could run for miles, wrestle in multiple matches and still want more. He was going to get a man who snatch flies out of the air and place them in the palm of his hand as if it were nothing. There was his speed. Jeff was going to get a man who could grapple, wrestle and use submissions with the best of them. Sean Andretti was a technically sound wrestler and he did a mighty fine job at it. It was only natural for Andretti to learn the tricks of the trades and how to use submissions to his advantage. What many tend to overlook is the fact that Sean Andretti loves wrestling.

What many don't understand is that Sean Andretti is a childhood genius. Now some look at the current Andretti and they would laugh. Most people don't believe that Sean Andretti has a high IQ. That yes even though you don't want to face the reality, that yes even though Andretti is Canadian, he is smarter than you. Many underestimate Sean's love for the business. Sean realizes that with his IQ that he can nail any corporate job that he wanted, but instead he decided to take another road.....and nail a job with the Chaos Heat Zone. And why did he choose the CHZ?.....because he loves the business. Many don't get the impact that wrestling has had on Sean. Sean has been involved with the sport since age 9. He's now 22. And so it's 13. Thirteen years that Sean Andretti has been with pro wrestling and why has he stayed with it?.....you idiot haven't you been listening?.....because he loves the business!!!!!!!!!!

It's been a long road to get where the Canadian Sensation has currently gotten. Both have had it's fair share of potholes and bumps. The road has unfortuneately take some detours, but Sean Andretti has put them aside and has moved on. Before heading to the future, you've got to know where you have been and Sean Andretti understands this by putting away and solving the obstacles that were thrown at him, it has made Sean a better man. It has brought Andretti to the Andretti that you now see on promos or during your Wednesday evenings. Sean Andretti remembers the days of his training. The aches and pains he would have after strenous workouts at the Stu Hart's dungeon. But now, all the pain, all the suffering, all the tears that he's cried, all the blood that he's shed will now pay off. The time is now for our hero. For Sean Andretti it's now or never. He knows that he gets one shot for this. He knows that he only gets one life to live.

And by God, he's gonna live it. Sean Andretti is going to seize the day and with being in the best psychical shape of his career, he thinks he can do exactly that. Andretti knows that his shot at stardom, his shot at greatness begins again at WILD, when he faces.....Edward Hall. With all of these facts running through the mind of the epitome of excellence, he heads to Lafayette, Louisiana. Jeffery Archibald and Sean Andretti head to Lafayette to the training facility that was once used for his company Insane Impact Wrestling. Out of all the training facilities that Archibald and Andretti use across North America, the one in Lafayette serves as Andretti's favorite. There is no reason why Sean likes this facility more than the others but he just does. Whenever Jeff or Sean didn't feel the need to head back to Montreal, they would usually catch a plane or drive down to the Lou and train. Today was no different.

The cameras open up at a Beyond Petroleum gas station at an unknown area. At this gas station there is a 7-11 but there doesn't seem to be any business at this station today. It is a lovely 62 degrees with the skies overcast. The day seems perfect for a baseball game or to head out to the park to play. The wind isn't blowing around much and it's holding steady at the northeast at 5 miles per hour. The humidity on this day isn't a factor and the barometer is rising. At this gas station there is a highway nearby but maybe the reason why the Beyond Petroleum isn't getting much business is because of a rest stop that isn't too far off. After several minutes of this deserted scene, a car comes into focus. This car is a purple 1994 Lamborghini SE with tinted windows and has enough speed to blow your clothes off. The purple Lamborghini gets into focus more and heads to the part of the station where you can pump your gas. As the camera gets closer and it moves around to know the surroundings, we see two men. In the drivers seat is Jeffery Archibald and on the passenger side is Sean Andretti. Jeff shuts the car off and as they begin to exit the vehicle, they begin talking.~*

Jeffery Archibald: So, Sean what are you going to do?

The Canadian Sensation: I'm gonna go and see where the hell we are.

Jeffery Archibald: Why?

The Canadian Sensation: Knowing you, you're bound to do something stupid.

Jeffery Archibald: Am not!!!

The Canadian Sensation: Whatever you say.

Jeffery Archibald: That's right, whatever I say. And I say that we are not lost.

The Canadian Sensation: Alright Jeff, if your so positive as to where we are going.....then tell me, where exactly are we supposed to be heading?

Jeffery Archibald: (Searching for an answer) Uh.....

The Canadian Sensation: Exactly. Now get out of the car.

~*Sean Andretti hits Jeff in the arm as they leave the car. Archibald reaches in his pocket and pulls out his wallet as Andretti leans on the car, enjoying the air.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Sean, I'm gonna go make a stop at the 7-11. What do you want?

The Canadian Sensation: I don't know, get me a slurpee.

Jeffery Archibald: Alright.

The Canadian Sensation: What do you plan to get?

Jeffery Archibald: A slurpee, some candy, a pretzel, some chips....some can....

The Canadian Sensation: Don't you think that's a little too much?

Jeffery Archibald: Yeah, but it's my money.

The Canadian Sensation: Shouldn't you save.....(Sighs).....whatever, it's your money.

Jeffery Archibald: Your starting to see things my way Sean. So what's your plans while we're here?

The Canadian Sensation: Get some gas, put some air in these damn tires and try and dig us out of this hole you put us in.

Jeffery Archibald: We.....are.....not.....lost.

The Canadian Sensation: We'll see.

~*Jeffery Archibald then leaves as the cameras follow him, he sees one of the workers there who are Spanish who tries to assist Andretti but he stops the guy.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Hey man...what the hell do you think ya doin'?

Spanish Worker: No habla engles

Jeffery Archibald: What?

Spanish Worker: No habla engles.

Jeffery Archibald: What?

Spanish Worker: (Getting agitated) No.....habla.....engles!

Jeffery Archibald: No habla engles?!.........but that is English!!!!!

~*Archibald storms off towards the 7-11 to get what he needs. He enters the store and he sees several teenage kids there, he passes by some of the kids and heads to the back of the store to look for some drinks. The cameras then head back outside to the Lamborghini where Sean Andretti is pumping gas into it. As Andretti begins to finish pumping gas into the car, another car heads into the station. The car is a Nissan pick up truck and it looks pretty beat down. The car stops at the station and the driver looks to be from the south. He walks his southern walk and begin to place gas into his car. Sean Andretti rolls his neck out of nervousness but he approaches the man.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Hello....excuse me sir....for interrupting you but....

Southern guy: What do ya want son?

~*Sean Andretti is taken back with the mans foul breath and he tries to hold his but he can't seem to. It was as if the mans breath made Andretti turn blue. It was obvious on Sean's face that his breath was horrible, but the man didn't notice. The man finished pumping his gas and looked ready to go back to his car, what he was waiting for...was an answer from Andretti.

Southern guy: Well son, I don't like ta keep th' wife and kids waitin' ya know.

~*The southern man said this and it was something that Sean saw that was disturbing. Something that made him cringe. It wasn't the mans breath this time. Instead it was what he had saw in the car. In the front seat of the Nissan was his wife but his wife was turned away from Andretti so all he saw was long black hair. All of this made Andretti think. Where were the kids?.....the answer, in the back of the pickup.....the two kids were in the back of the pickup. The game?....hide and seek. These kids seemed rowdy for children who looked like five and six year olds. Sean Andretti gave the man and the kids a confused look but what really disturbed him the most was.....the wife. The wife seemed to gain impatient, turned around and left the car to face Andretti. What was the most disturbing part?.....this wife.....wasn't a woman at all. It was obvious that the mans "wife" was clearly a guy. The wife.....he-she.....or whatever it was.....wore a long black wig, had a goatee and also wore a long black dress in where you could see the chest hairs of the guy. Not only did this sicken Sean...but the guy...was wearing black high heeled shoes.~*

Southern guy's "wife": (In a feminine voice)What's the matter here, baby....I'm ready to leave.

Southern guy: In a minute...woman!

Southern guy's "wife": (In a feminine voice)I can't wait anymore sweety, I'm starting to miss you.

Southern guy: So, come ova herrre and given me some suga.

The Canadian Sensation: Oh....my....god.

~*The southern guy's "wife" struggles with the heels to make it to his...or her lover and they begin to make out. The children in the back of the backup are still playing hide and seek, and they begin to run around the back of the car. The couple end their sickening kiss and the southern guy with the dragon breath gets an angry look on his face as he pounds on the car.~*

Southern guy: Stop it this instint...ya'll damn kids don'ts know when to shut up.

Southern guy's "wife": (In a feminine voice) That's right.

Southern guy: Now....looka here son, whats do ya want?....Don't ya see I'mma bouts to get laid?

The Canadian Sensation: Oh....my....I can't believe....dude your wife....she's a....he's a......AHHHH!!!!!!!!

~*The Canadian Sensation runs off and goes towards his car for a sense of security. The couple then stares at Sean like he's crazy and stares at each other. The southern guy and his "wife" go back to their Nissan pickup.~*

Southern guy: I wonder whats we did.

Southern guy's "wife": (In a feminine voice) God knows. That guy is weird.

Southern guy: You know somethin'. Your lookin' pretty sexy today. Come here.

~*The couple then share a long passionate kiss again as the cameras quickly cut away from the amount of homosexuality that's going on. The cameras then come back to Sean who is now leaning on the side of the Lamborghini, looking at the cars going by on the highway that isn't too far away. The Canadian Sensation still seems a little freaked out but he takes deep breaths, rolls his neck around and then gets ready to speak.~*

The Canadian Sensation: That was by far....the most disturbing thing....that I have ever seen. But another disturbing thing that I saw was something that happened recently. It was something that I did and something that I terribly sorry for. I am giving a humble apology. I'm giving the apology to Mark Greenberg, ESPNews and.....Edward Hall. Edward Hall I apologize for what happened back in those studios. Eddie, I'm sorry for accomplishing so much. I'm sorry for gaining the name of the Canadian Sensation. For being such a role model, for being all that you will never ever become. I'm sorry for trying to live my life...the way that I want to live it. I'm so sorry for being better than you and you know what else I'm gonna be sorry for? I'm gonna be sorry for beatin' you and being that first Canadian that makes you lose. Edward Hall you make me sick.....you make me........

~*Jeffery Archibald bursts out of the 7-11 with his slurpee dripping over and his candy dropping on the ground and his belongings going all over the place. Jeff looks out, sees Andretti and calls him.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Sean!!!.....Sean!!!!.....Sean!!!!!

The Canadian Sensation: What?

Jeffery Archibald: Come here, there's something you need to see.

The Canadian Sensation: (Murmurs) What the hell does he want now?

~*Sean Andretti gets off of the car and walks towards the door and the 7-11. Jeff pushes the door open for him and leads him to the front of the store. There are several kids with a couple sodas in hand, Jeff points at the cashier who has a T-Shirt that reads "My time has come, Beware of the Lion". Sean Andretti smirks and then looks at Jeff.~*

The Canadian Sensation: You called me...for that?

Jeffery Archibald: (Whispers) Nah, check this out.

The Canadian Sensation: What now?

~*Jeffery turns towards one of kids, puts his hand on the kids shoulder and then speaks.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Now, when I had mentioned that my client.....Sean Andretti had signed a brand new deal with Nike.....what did you say?

Child #1: Forget Nike, Slappy's is the best!!!!!

Jeffery Archibald: And when I told you that he also had a match against Edward Hall, what did you say?

Child #1: Sean Andretti......sucks!

~*Sean Andretti gives the kid a evil smirk but the kid doesn't know that the man who he just said sucks is standing right before him. Jeffery Archibald lets the kid go and the rest of his friends leave out through the door. Archibald then approaches the cashier.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Excuse me?

Cashier: Yes?

Jeffery Archibald: I asked you about that shirt before.....and you said that you got it from someone. Can you tell me who that person was?

Cashier: Oh, yeah...well a friend of mine, his name is Judah. He sent the shirt to me.

Jeffery Archibald: Judah?

Cashier: Yeah....Judah, he wrestles with this federation...uh...

Jeffery Archibald: C...H...Z?

Cashier: Yeah, yeah. CHZ. Well the shirt came in the mail a couple days ago and he told me if he ever heard of someone coming by here named Andretti....to shoot 'em point blank in the head.

Jeffery Archibald: Wha?

Cashier: Nah, just yankin' your chain. He mentioned some guy named Andretti. Told me that it was his time and he was takin' it. That he better beware of the lion.

The Canadian Sensation: Lion eh?

Cashier: Yeah.

The Canadian Sensation: Yeah.

Jeffery Archibald: Thank you for your time.

~*Jeffery Archibald and Sean Andretti head out of the 7-11 and go towards the Lamborghini. The thoughts of Judah Walton run rampant through their mind as they enter the car.~*

Jeffery Archibald: That was some creepy shit...wasn't it?

The Canadian Sensation: Not really. I'm not afraid of Judah. Not now, not ever. Do I look scared?

Jeffery Archibald: Hell no.

The Canadian Sensation: Exactly.

Jeffery Archibald: So, did you ever find out if I was right or not?

The Canadian Sensation: Uh.....no.

Jeffery Archibald: I knew I was right.

The Canadian Sensation: Whatever.

~*The wind picks up and several things fly through the air. A paper then flies and it hits the windshield of the car. The paper sticks to the car as Jeffery Archibald and Sean Andretti stare at it.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Beware.....

The Canadian Sensation: Of.....the.....

Jeffery Archibald: Lion. No way. No....fucking.....way. This can't be happening.

The Canadian Sensation: It can't be him. Could it?

Jeffery Archibald: I don't know man.....you think it is?

The Canadian Sensation: I don't know. We better leave before more strange things happen.

Jeffery Archibald: What about where we are....and the air for the tires?

The Canadian Sensation: Screw the tires....you were right....we're not lost....now....go. Leave!

Jeffery Archibald: Alright.

~*Jeffery Archibald struggles to get the keys into the ignition of the car but he does and the two men speed away as the scene fades.~*

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