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~*After an impressive performance in his return match against Judah Walton, Sean Andretti heads to Baton Rouge, Louisiana to face newcomer Edward Hall. Last week, Andretti silenced the critics again by Judah Walton in a fashion that hasn't been seen from him in some time. This week he gathers the momentum from his return with Judah and goes to the ring against Edward Hall. Nothing much is said about Edward Hall but Sean realizes what is at stake. He knows what he has to do to get it done and Sean will try his hardest to get it accomplished. Sean knows that Hall has a lot to prove but he will not let up and let Hall prove it. Andretti will try with every inch and bone in his body not to lose to Hall. Both men have a lot riding on a match that means so little. Now without any further interruptions, you will bare witness to the epitome of excellence. Sean Andretti.~*

~*The cameras open up inside of the green room at the ESPN Headquarters in Stanford, Connecticut. After Sean Andretti's stunning win at WILD, his new three year, seventy four million dollar endorsement deal with Nike and the success of the ratings that went into Sean's last ESPN appearance -which was on Sportscenter during the Budweiser Hot Seat- in October he decided to show up there again. This time The Canadian Sensation would appear during the four o'clock hour to do an interview on ESPNews. The news of Sean Andretti being on ESPN didn't come as a surprise. He knew that the ratings went through the roof the ten minutes he appeared on the Budweiser Hot Seat, and when he saw the ratings the month after weren't doing so great, he knew that ESPN would have to call him back. Sean remembered the appearance done by Billy Blaze -now Inferno- and how the ratings did okay but he knew that this time around he'd have to pull out all the tricks to try and do better than what Inferno did. Deep inside, he knew that wasn't a hard task to accomplish but appearing on ESPNews did have him anxious. Sean was excited to be on ESPN and was even more psyched to know about the questions that would lie before him. The questions that would be asked.

And so Sean Andretti paced back and forth in the green room with a no name brand of coffee in his hand thinking about the questions that would possibly be asked to him by the host while waiting for his cue to leave. Sean Andretti wasn't alone on this trip to the ESPN headquarters and like always, Jeffery Archibald followed his client to see if he was alright. Except on this trip he wasn't paying attention to Sean. Instead he had paid attention to ESPN anchor Linda Cohn. Linda had been on her lunch break and was sitting in the green room enjoying her bottled water. Archibald had nothing to do and decided to approach her. Jeff had a slight crush on Linda, but she didn't.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Hey you know Linda.....if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

~*The words from Jeffery Archibald makes Sean Andretti stop his continuous pacing. Sean stops sips his coffee and gives Jeff a confused look. Linda watching on and tries her hardest not to laugh as Jeff waits for a response from Linda.~*

Linda Cohn: Hey you know what?

Jeffery Archibald: What baby?

Linda Cohn: If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, guess what letters I would put together?

Jeffery Archibald: What would those letters be sweettooth?

Linda Cohn: F and U.

~*Soon after Linda Cohn says those words she gets up from her seat and storms out of the room. Jeff tries to hang on to her left arm but she pulls off of it and runs away. Jeff gets up and screams something to her on the way out.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Come on baby, can't you handle the Latino Heat?!

~*The Canadian Sensation watches all this play out and nods his head out of shame for Jeffery. Jeffery then looks out of the door Linda ran out of to see where she went but he can't catch up to her. He turns around, Sean Andretti walks up to him and smacks him over the head. Archibald feels his head and rubs it.~*

Jeffery Archibald: Wha.....what the hell did I do to you?

The Canadian Sensation: You idiot.....you aren't even Latino. Isn't that character copyright infringement?

Jeffery Archibald: Oooh, I don't know Sean.

The Canadian Sensation: Maybe you should call Ryan Knite's lawyer.

Jeffery Archibald: But why I gotta call?

The Canadian Sensation: So you could find out if what you just did won't get us a fucking lawsuit.....you idiot.

Jeffery Archibald: Why can't you call?

The Canadian Sensation: Because I'm not the one who claims they are Latino.

Jeffery Archibald: But it's true...Linda couldn't handle the Latino Heat.

The Canadian Sensation: Stop saying that!

Jeffery Archibald: Latino Heat, Latino Heat, Latino Heat!!!!!

The Canadian Sensation: .....Just call.

Jeffery Archibald: Ugh...fine. I don't know what this will solve.....but.....whatever.

~*Jeffery Archibald gets out his cell phone, dials in a couple of numbers and puts the phone up to his ear. Sean Andretti feels a vibration in his pocket and takes out his cell phone while he's pacing. He puts his coffee down a coffee table and answers his phone.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Hello?

Jeffery Archibald: Hello, Sean.

The Canadian Sensation: (Getting red in the face and in an angry voice) You.....you.....you.....IDIOT!!!!! I said call his lawyer...not me!!!!!

Jeffery Archibald: (Screws his face up to the side like Gary Coleman) What chu talkin' 'bout Andretti?

The Canadian Sensation: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!! That's it, I'm leaving. DON'T follow me.

Jeffery Archibald: Aren't you gonna tell me what chu talkin' 'bout?

The Canadian Sensation: (On the way out of the door) NO!!!!!

~*Now being fed up with Jeffery Archibald's child like tactics, Sean Andretti heads into the hallway and walks around waiting to be cued on by the staff. Luckily, someone on the ESPN staff recognizes Sean and tells him that his time to appear for his interview is ready. The anxiety from the Canadian Sensation starts to fade away and it turns into adrenaline. Even though Sean is not in front of a crowd, he knows that the atmosphere being on the show will feel like one. Sean realizes that millions of people will have their televisions on ESPNews and their eyes glued on to one person. Sean Andretti lets out a sigh as he walks towards the set where the interview will be conducted. The adrenaline in Sean's system is flowing, his heart is racing and there are thousands of thoughts running through his head. The same feeling that Sean Andretti gets walking out in front of thousands of people every Wednesday night is the exact feeling Andretti is having right now. Sean is beginning to have butterflies in his stomach but he's not nervous or camerashy. This is actually a normal routine for the epitome of excellence. When the camera is on Sean he gets a surge of confidence, cockiness if you will. Sean has a strong amount of confidence when that camera is on him and when the millions are watching. Sean knows that when the camera is on him and when the questions are being asked that it's his time. He knows that ESPN chose him to do an interview with because he is special. That Sean Andretti stands out above the rest of the Chaos Heat Zone superstars. That Sean Andretti is putting asses in the seats for the CHZ and for ESPN. Sean knows that when it's all said and done that just like every Wednesday, it was well worth it.

The Canadian Sensation waits by the ESPN set for several minutes while he waits for his cue to sit in his seat for his upcoming interview. The wait isn't long as the anchor of the show prepares for the break. There is about two and a half minutes before the show comes back on and Sean Andretti is rushed by staff to his chair. The chair is on a desk and it's next to the man who will be interviewing him, Mike Greenberg. Mike and Sean Andretti are close friends behind the scenes and Sean felt comfortable with him interviewing him this time around rather than anyone else. For those who didn't know, Mike Greenberg was the exact person who interviewed Sean Andretti the last time he showed up on ESPN. Sean Andretti is now sitting in his chair, with his silver shades and his CHZ-Beyond Chaos T-Shirt on and is getting a little bit a makeup put on his face along with the microphone. ESPNews returns from commercial and the anchor kicks the show into gear.~*

ESPN Anchor: We are back and for this piece, we have called back a special friend of ours. He is from the wrestling world. You can usually see him Wednesday Nights competing with the Chaos Heat Zone for WILD but now you will see him sitting in an one-on-one interview with ESPN's own Mike Greenberg.

~*The cameras swing over to the left where Mike Greenberg and Sean Andretti are seated. Mike Greenberg nods his head and starts off the interview.~*

Mike Greenberg: Thanks and here we are back with Sean Andretti. Sean how does it feel to be back with us and back with the CHZ?

The Canadian Sensation: It feels great to be back here and it felt even greater to return back to the Chaos Heat Zone.

Mike Greenberg: Sean, a lot of things have changed since the last time we met back in October, do you mind sharing with us how much has changed?

The Canadian Sensation: Well, there's a lot that has changed. Too much to fit into an interview such as this. It'd take too much time. Mikey, what I'd like to do is put the past away and focus on the future, which looks pretty bright at the moment.

Mike Greenberg: Speaking of your future, how do you see your future shaping up after your win last week against Judah Walton?

The Canadian Sensation: Judah.....Judah.....Judah. Mike.....can we curse on this interview?

Mike Greenberg: I don't think so.

The Canadian Sensation: Then I'd advice your staff to hit that edit button.

Mike Greenberg: Alright.

The Canadian Sensation: Mikey.....I told Judah that his a(bleep)ss was mine. I just can't believe how low a man of Judah's would stoop to get my mind off of the match. But you see I like the stragedy that Judah used. He tried to come between me and my wife. That son of a b(bleep) made these false papers and this false letter trying to be my wife to try and throw me off of my game. That's what he did. He tried to throw off my game, he tried to cripple me emotionally and what happened?.....it backfired. His plan basically blew up in his f(bleep)ing face. What it made me do was gather up my anger. He made my blood boil and what I did was take my anger and hold it. And so I held it, and I held it. I held it until Wednesday night came and I showed Judah a little something. I showed Judah that he had to try harder. Judah Walton, if you want to try and bring me down, you gotta come a little harder. You've got to come correct and that's what you failed to do. Judah, you failed to get the job done.....and I'm the one who's out with the victory. Not.....you.

Mike Greenberg: So, is your anger for.....Judah still there?

The Canadian Sensation: Oh yeah Mike, it's still there. I can't forgive Judah for what he did, but now Judah knows for the future. Now he knows that he can't take me down. Not now, not ever. I proved with that victory on WILD that his first win two months prior was a fluke. The first match he won against me was a joke and what he did in that match was exploit my once injured knee. Now that I'm fully recovered he couldn't use that tactic.....and that, besides the fact that I'm talented and he's not.....that's why the guy lost. But it's not a bad thing though, it's just the life goes ya know.

Mike Greenberg: Well Sean, I've done a little research on you and I've seen a little bit of inconsistency. When you first joined the Chaos Heat Zone you were one of the hottest young stars on the roster. You had a four and 0 record....then you dropped seven straight matches. If you ask me.....

The Canadian Sensation: (Andretti takes off his shades, cocks his head sideways and gives Mike a confused look) Whoa, wait. What'd you just say?

Mike Greenberg: I said that over the course of time, you've shown a lot of inconsistency.

The Canadian Sensation: Inconsistency?!.....you think that I'm inconsistent?!......so you think the same Sean Andretti that had won the CHZ Tag Team Championships, the same Sean Andretti who shocked the world when he returned, the same Sean Andretti who had everyone think that he was retired and out of the wrestling business for good, the SAME Sean Andretti who had to battle back from a broken f(bleep)ing MCL in two months......TWICE!!!!!......the same Sean Andretti who's done all that and more....and you call me inconsistent?!.....so you think I'm not consistent.....don't you?!

Mike Greenberg: Well.....

~*Sean Andretti's face gets red with anger and he leaps out of his seat and grabs Mike Greenberg by the collars of his extremely expensive suit. He then shoots Mike a crazed look, waiting for an answer.~*

The Canadian Sensation: WELL?!?

Mike Greenberg: I.....(Sean pulls tighter).....ack, your hurting me.

The Canadian Sensation: Am I supposed to care about your little suit?!.....Am I supposed to care about these f(bleep)ing people?!.....Am I supposed to let go of you because I'm hurting you?!.....well am I?!

Mike Greenberg: Yes!

The Canadian Sensation: But you just said I was inconsistent!!!!!.....so consistency is all you damn people care about. So what I lost seven straight matches. I don't give a f(bleep)k!!!!! You want consistency Michael.....well I'll give you your f(bleep)ing consistency!!!!!

~*The Canadian Sensation lets go of Mike Greenberg and he begins to get away in fear of what Andretti will do next. Sean stares at the chair Mike left and stares at the camera with a crazed look in his eyes. The executives of ESPN want the cameraman to cut to a commercial but Sean hears this and holds his hand out, looks up at the ceiling, then points at the camera.~*

The Canadian Sensation: .....You cut that camera.....and I'll cut your throat.

~*With those words, the cameraman keeps his focus on Sean Andretti. Sean likes what he sees and begins to give an evil smile at the camera. Andretti begins to move in closer and stands in front of the ESPN desk and ponders what he is about to say.~*

The Canadian Sensation: I'm starting to love this. I'm starting to love the respect that I get at ESPN. You bastards know what I bring to your company. I bring you ratings. Right now, I'm giving you money....that you will hand over to me. I've had enough of these people around here trying to use me for profit. What the hell do I look like?.....do you people think that I'm stupid?.....I'm a f(bleep)ing child genius for crying out loud. For the upcoming minutes.....I own ESPN.....and I own these cameras. Now it's your turn to listen.

~*The Canadian Sensation nods his head and smiles....saying 'yeah' to himself. He knows that he's got the viewers where they want them and he's gonna give them more.~*

The Canadian Sensation: I never wanted to do this. I never wanted to resort to almost killing a friend of mine to get my point across. I never asked for this interview, I did it to get my name out there and now that it has worked, now that you sons of b(bleep)es are now paying attention to me, I want you people in CHZ to pay attention too.

When I returned to the Chaos Heat Zone, I returned for the benefit of myself. I returned so that I could finally go out with a bang. I returned to CHZ so I could go down in history as the best ever. When I came back two weeks ago, I wasn't expected to be treated this way. I was expected to be treated with open arms, but I knew that wasn't going to happen. When I came back, I wanted to forget about the past. I wanted to erase it from my memory. I wanted to forget about the days of the Elite Impact Players. I wanted to forget about the days where I wanted to rip Ritchie Danko's head off. I wanted to forget that I ever held the tag team championships with.....him. What I wanted to do was look towards the future for myself. When I returned I told myself that I would let no one and no group of friends hold me down. I told myself that I would never align myself with the backstabbers of the wrestling industry. I know that the glory days are over. I know that the Elite Impact Players are dead. I know that those days are finished. I realize that my time is now. I know that I never needed him. I know that I can reach the top by myself. So Mike Greenberg thinks I'm inconsistent. I'm sure that's what everyone else thinks.....but let me ask you people a question, did I show inconsistency when I returned? Did I show inconsistency when I took Judah Walton and slammed him to the mat with my Immortal Bomb?.....was that inconsistent?.....did I look like a man who lost seven straight singles competitions?.....look.....I'll say this once....and I'll run it back to you people. I never wanted to bring up my past. I never wanted to dwell on that, but now I have....and it's time for all of you people who think I'm inconsistent....to shut up. No longer will I dwell on those days....those dark days of my career. Those were the days that I hope to never see again and why?.....because of him. That one...man...sellout. I rather not dwell on who this sellout is, or still dwell on the past between me and that creep....but it's time to move on and that's what I'm doing. I'm moving on to brighter days, I'm moving on to the days where it was all about me....me....and me. I'm moving on and worring about the only thing that matters...and that's me. Selfish?....nah....it's called looking out for yourself....and that's exactly what I'm doing.

I never expected for Judah Walton to do what he did last week...but he did anyway and he paid for it. I showed Judah Walton who was the real epitome of excellence. I showed Judah who was the real lion, whereas he was nothing more than the meat. He was fed to me....and I ate him alive. So Judah...tell your nBk buddies how it feels to be immortalized. Tell your buddies how it feels to get your ass beaten. I'm sure it must feel good...but hey, why not someone like myself?....why not lose to someone like Sean Andretti?....I'm sure even if you weren't gonna send the letter and those false legal papers the outcome would've still been the same. But now....I'm dwelling on last week....which is technically the past. See, it's so f(bleep)ing hard to keep up with this.

~*Sean Andretti smacks himself in the face to bring himself back to reality. We all know what his intentions are, he's preached it already, now it's time for him to start up again.~*

The Canadian Sensation: This week, something happened that smacked me in the face. After immortalizing some individual, I decided to head back to the hotel with Jeff to watch the rest of Wednesday Night Wild. And what did I happen to stumble upon?....I came upon a segment that meant so much. A segment that was so true. It was the segment with Derceto. Now me and Derceto have a little history. History I tend to erase but that isn't the point. The point was the point that Derceto made and by God the words he spoke were so true. Normally I'd see Derceto, point at the screen and laugh. Laugh at the days where me and.....where.....I took on the Untouchables and defeated him. I used to look at Derceto on my television screen and cringe. To this very date I still hate the guy...and I'm sure the guy still hates me. But what smacked me in the face was what he said. That all of these newcomers are coming in, with their cocky attitudes and not showing any respect. And I'm gonna elaborate a little more. EDWARD HALL!!!!! Who the hell do you think you are?.....you think your a hot stuff?.....I mean this is exactly what Derceto is talking about....these newcomers....coming in and not respecting the talent that came before them. The talent that paved the way. The talent and the superstars that made...or makes the Chaos Heat Zone exactly what it is today. Edward Hall, you are a prime example. So, I saw this segment....and I decided to tape it. Then Jeffery Archibald goes and gets some information on my next match and who am I facing....I'm facing you Eddie. Eddie, before this week, I never knew who the hell you were. I thought in my mind that you were someone who was a newcomer...but a really good one. Eddie, I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I didn't underestimate you, or trash you in the media, hell I tried to show some respect to your pathetic self. But like always....Andretti's first instinct is wrong. Like always, I try to show some respect to a punk kid...and get punked myself. I tried to show some respect towards you but that ended several days ago...when you...Eddie appeared on the O'Reilly Factor and disrespected me.

Edward, do you know what the hell you did on that show?.....you basically signed your death certificate. You basically lost the match for yourself. So...I'm the epitome of getting a foot shoved up my ass...huh? That's cute....very cute indeed, but Eddie you think you know about me...but you have no idea. Eddie, you will never know me. You will never know my background, or where I've came from. You will never know the struggle that I had to go through with getting into the industry. I worked my ass off to get where I am. I sold my soul to get where I am today. I sacrificed friendships to get into this industry and I didn't come this far to fall. I didn't come this far, work this hard, just to be disrespected by someone who knows nothing about me. Do you know why they call me the Canadian Sensation?....or why I'm known as the epitome of excellence?....that isn't just a nickname...Eddie. That isn't just some name thrown on me by the announcers. It's a name I've earned...and earned with respect. Something that YOU lack. But it's okay, everyone disrespects me....because I'm Canadian and it sickens me. If it's anyone who should discriminate, it should be...discriminating...you. I'm not gonna head down your road and trash this country, because I adore America. I love America and I bleed red, white and blue. I appreciate the men who have died for the freedom that I now have...but you don't and I know you don't. Eddie, I'm gonna beat some f(bleep)ing respect into your head. I'm not gonna kill you...or end your career. Uh-uh...too cliche. Isn't that what we hear week in, week out. Don't you fans get sick of hearing these "superstars" saying that they'll kick someones ass, or they'll end someones career and never follow through?....you see Eddie, that's why I'm different. That's why I'm respected in America, and in Canada. That's why I'm better than you. I see things in a different view....but no...not a damn third dimension...like you freaks. Eddie, you are half the man that I am. You can't touch this. You can't do what I've done. You don't know what I've been through....or what I've seen. Edward...I'm not gonna vow to win this match...because quite frankly, I'm not a psychic but I'll let you know that if by the grace of God's power that you win, it'll be because of exactly that. The grace...of God. At WILD, I'm gonna show you....and the nonbelievers that I'm not inconsistent. At WILD....I'll have to show you how we do it in Canada.

You see Eddie, I tried to respect you....but I should've known that I'd get spit in my face. Eddie I still have this pent up anger stemming from last week. I'm still pissed off because of Judah but Judah won't matter on Wednesday. You will. What you don't seem to understand Edward is what I am to the fans and what I am period. I'm a role model. I'm what you call a real American and Eddie don't be dissappointed that a Canadian is smarter than you because Hall...that's what I am. Smarter than you in the ring....and in life. I give back to the community, I go to church. I don't do drugs or put illegal substances in my body. I'm what every child looks up to. I'm what they call cool. I'm cooler than you, and I'm proud of it. I contribute and I know my roots....what about you?....exactly....what about you. Eddie Hall...you are nothing. You are someone who I thought I respected. Edward, behind the scenes, we could've been friends. I could've shown you the utmost respect out of everyone. We could've went places man, maybe even shoot for those Chaos Championships but you blew it. You did it to yourself...and now you will have to put up with the amount of pain I'll have to put you through. You will have to bare witness to the epitome of excellence....and not your foot being placed up my ass. Which by the way...the chicks love. You did it to yourself man....and I feel sorry for you.

Nah, not really.

~*The Canadian Sensation places back on his silver shades and heads back towards the camera.~*

The Canadian Sensation: Now you cut.

~*The scene fades~*

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