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Grew up in: Hazlet, New Jersey Currently Resides in: New York City Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs Finisher: The Savage Bomb Theme Song: "Blood Clots and Black Holes" by Thrice AIM/Yahoo: hzlthawks14 |
Good Ol’ JR
“Folks, moments ago The Brood came out here and spoke about their matches on Monday night, and while they were at it, Sycho beat the hell out of Luke Johnson! He finally got the revenge he wanted and now Luke Johnson is backstage receiving medical attention!”
The Hunter is walking back to his locker room out of the ring. He is pumped up about what just went on in the ring. He turns on the TV and sees that the Mets are winning 3 to nothing against the Montreal Expos. Even better, he thinks to himself. Nothing can disappoint him tonight. He is in a great mood. He got his Hardcore Title shot, he is the Tag Team Champion and Sycho just beat the shit out of Luke Johnson. AND the Mets are winning. Hunter opens a bag of chips, grabs a beer, and sits down on the couch, continuing to watch the game. He is content for a while, looking around the room for something to occupy himself. He hears a knock on the door. Raven walks in and sits down in the chair next to Hunter.
‘One Half of the Tag Champs’ The Hunter
“Hey man, what’s going on?”
‘The Other Half of the Tag Champs’ Raven
“Hey, nothing really, I got bored in my own room so I decided to come in here, see what you were up to. I really am looking forward to my title match on Raw. You and I, we are going to be two of the only people in history to have 2 titles apiece. After Monday night, The Brood will have 5 out of the 7 titles in this federation. Not bad, not bad. I’ll show Cameron Blake how much I want that part of history. You know?”
‘One Half of the Tag Champs’ The Hunter
“Exactly. The key is getting started early. Set the tone early in the match. Show him what you’re really made of. We are really moving up the ladder, you and I, here in the WWE. This will be my 5th match, and this will be my 4th title match. We really have gotten lucky here, and I think you and I are going to be making a huge splash here. We are starting to fight some of the bigger names around here. Oh damn, look at the time. Come on, grab your title. The limousine is probably waiting. We have to do our Teamwork: The Anti Drug commercial.”
The Hunter and Raven walk out of the building and into the parking lot. Their limousine is waiting for them. They get in. Suddenly, one window is smashed, then the other side is smashed in! The Hunter and Raven are on the ground! They don’t know what to do. Hunter jumps from the back into the front and tries to drive it away. The car won’t start. There isn’t even a noise when he turns the key. Again, the driver’s side window is smashed! It is definitely the work of a baseball bat. But who? And why? Hunter gets out. Ducking on the other side of the car, he tries to peek and see who it is. It is Luke Johnson. He is hitting the car now. Hunter gets in back and tackles Luke. Hunter has mercy, and decides to just pin him down, because he knows he is still hurting from the Sycho attack. Hunter takes his cell phone out of his pocket. He calls security and tells him to take Luke somewhere. Then he calls the commercial company and tells them that they will not be attending the shoot. Then he makes his third and final call, and calls a tow truck company to get the limousine that Luke just destroyed. He finds a wooden bat. This must be what he was using, Hunter thought to himself.
‘One Half of the Tag Champs’ The Hunter
“Raven, I’m not going to the commercial. I’ll talk to you later.”
The Hunter walks out of the parking lot and back into the arena. He is furious, but holding it in well. He walks down the corridor, and walks into Jeff Hardy’s locker room. He sees him on the couch with a blonde haired girl. They are kissing quite passionately. Oops, he thinks to himself, my bad. The girl looks up, it is Trish! The Hunter is shocked, and it makes him even angrier.
‘World Champion’ Jeff Hardy
“Oh, hey Hunter. What is going on? How ya’ been?”
‘One Half of the Tag Team Champs’ The Hunter
“Trish? Again? Are you stupid or just an asshole?”
‘World Champion’ Jeff Hardy
“Relax, man, it’s cool. She had an operation done to fix her problem.”
‘One Half of the Tag Team Champs’ The Hunter
“Ahhhhh Choo! (sneezes) Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit. My fault, your not an asshole, you are just stupid. You can’t have an operation to cure a concussion.”
‘The Good’ Trish Stratus
“Sure you can, and I did. I love Jeff and nothing is going to get in the way of that. And I proved it by having this operation. I’ll prove it.”
‘The Bad’ Trish takes off her shirt and starts to smother her breasts in Jeff’s face. Jeff tells her to stop because he can’t breathe.
‘The Bad’ Trish Stratus
“See, you want some too, Hunter? There is plenty to go around, especially with my luscious rack!”
‘One Half of The Tag Champs’ The Hunter
“An operation, huh? You let me know who that doctor is, I’ll be sure not to ever go to him. Or maybe she never had the operation, you choose Jeff.”
The Hunter walks out of the room. He continues down the corridor and goes into the ring. “Blood Clots and Black Holes” starts to play throughout the arena and the crowd gets to their feet as they see the Hunter come out onto the entrance ramp. A short video of The Hunter plays on the Titan Tron, and he taunts the people with his Tag Team belt around his waist. He points at it, says something, and continues to walk. He grabs a microphone and gets into the ring. He stops, looks around and then begins to talk.
‘One Half the Tag Team champs’ The Hunter
“So, who’s going to pay for my car? Not Luke Johnson, I know that. He probably won’t even come face-to-face with me, because he is such a little sissy bitch. So, I want everybody to direct their eyes toward the big screen up there, whatever the hell that thing is called. This is like QVC. Raven, what do you got for us?”
Raven appears on the screen. He is controlling some kind of machine. It looks like a forklift. He pressed the ignition, then begins to speak.
‘The Other Half of the Tag Champs’ Raven
“Well, what I have here is the 2005 model of the Nissan 350Z. Purchased just a week ago by Luke Johnson. Now when a press this button, here. It makes the forklift go down, and crush the car, just like that.”
Raven crushes the car with his forklift, and then picks it up, and drops it. He hits the car repeatedly. It is now crushed beyond all belief.
‘One Half of the Tag champs’ The Hunter
“Thank you very much, Raven. Now, given the demonstration, I am going to offer an analogy. I am the forklift, Luke, you are the car. I am going to crush your bones. You have made me angry, Luke and nobody makes me angry! Just ask Evolution. We beat them twice. Think of what I will do to you! That Hardcore title will be yours for no longer, because I want it. And I always get what I want. I don’t lose matches often. I lost 2, and that is ALL this federation will see me lose. Raw is in just a few days, and that is all the time you have with that title, so enjoy it. I am going to take it away soon enough. In fact, if it wasn’t for that Hardcore Title, I wouldn’t be facing you. Because assholes like you aren’t worth my time. You are nothing, Luke. You don’t deserve to be in the same ring as me. You can have all the damn rematches, you can criticize whoever you want after you lose, but the fact is you can’t defeat me. And that is going to be the difference in our match. I will have another piece of gold hardware to hang on to and I will bring the Hardcore Title back to the Brood. Sycho will bring us the IC title, and Raven the European and we will have all of the male titles. We will be unstoppable. As far as Vince’s new stable goes, we will beat their ass too. That is all the time I give you for now, everyone will hear from me later.”
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