The Interview written by The Hunter

Scene One The scene opens up at a man running, screaming at somebody who is walking down the hallway. Man Hunter! Hunter The Hunter turns around, and it shows that the other man is Coach. As usual, he is looking for an interview from the WWE Superstar. The Hunter Let me guess, you want a God damn interview, right? Coach Yes, that is exactly what I want. The Hunter You are luckily I feel good today, and I have been acting very suspiciously generous lately. Coach Yes, I am very lucky. Now, let us start off by talking about the match, how do you feel with Ness being your opponent? The Hunter I am extremely confident that I can not only defeat Ness, but make sure he does not leave the ring under his own power. I do not know why he thinks he is so good, he has not proven himself at all. Not one bit. I finally get a chance to start my destruction of Mindcrime, because of all they have cost me. It is stupid that they can get away with what they are doing, and continue to cost me matches, while I get fined 25,000 dollars by Vince for missing Raw. But does anything happen to them? Of course not! You got Reverand Odom, who is just a mess, I mean the guy is wrestling this week, he has never wrestled in his life. Then you have those two brothers, who are constantly arguing with each other about God knows what, I never have any idea what the hell they are talking about--- I am getting off topic. The bottom line is that Ness does not deserve to be in the ring at the same time as me because of my history. Former World Cruiserweight Champ, Tag Team Champ and King of Hardcore Champ. Not only that, but I was the only man in WWE history to hold them at the same time, and now my integrity has to be challenged by facing Ness on Monday night. See, these people are the reason Jeff and I have created the New Blood. To make sure shit like this does not happen anymore. I should not be cost matches because people like Chris Blaze can go hire jackasses like the Edge Brothers. Coach Speaking of Jeff, how do you feel about people saying Hardy is the guest referee to protect you this week? The Hunter They are right. Of course Jeff is here to protect me. I would do the same for Jeff. Not that I need to be protected against the four-on-one. Everything else I can handle for myself. Other than that, Jeff will not be involved in wrestling in my match, he will not be attacking Ness, unless he is trying to defend himself. Jeff Hardy is a good guy, and I intend on creating the best stable that the WWE has ever seen with him. Trust me, our success will match and double that of the Brood's. Coach What is the goal for The New Blood? The Hunter Well, obviously the goal is to win all the matches that we are put in, because losing scars our reputation, but personally the goal for me is to win back my Triple Crown. The only difference is, instead of the King of Hardcore title, I think I may pursue the T.V. Title, which will be interesting, because I am the only wrestler here who was the stamina, the will, and the talent to put it on the line at every show. Nobody else can do that. Sure, maybe they can for a month, a little less, but I can do it for longer, I am looking long term. And who's going to beat me and Hardy as a Tag Team? Who can do it? One of the best wrestlers this organization has ever seen, and the one and only Triple Crown Champion. There is a reason Hardy is in the Hall of Fame, and a reason that there are a few more spots reserved, because by the time I am done, I, too, will be in the Hall of Fame. As for Jeff's goals, I am pretty sure he has his eyes set on that I.C Title. I don't blame him, I am sure he will get it, and it is only a matter of time. Coach If you retired today, would you be in the Hall of Fame? The Hunter I'm really not sure. That one achievement of me being the FIRST Triple Crown Champion really carries alot of weight, plus I hold the WWE's longest Tag Team Title reign, it would be close, but that isn't important because I do not intend on retiring anytime soon. I just got a new contract recently, and the WWE is mine for the taking. Coach It has been great talking to you, as always. Coach walks away, as does the Hunter, and the scene ends.

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