Parking Lots and Spare Tires written by The Hunter

Scene One The scene opens up in a parking lot as two men are arguing amongst each other. It appears to be the Edge Broz, Falcon and Tank. Falcon is yelling about something, and Tank has his head down, nodding. The Hunter hides behind a pickup truck to see exactly what they are arguing about. It does not look like a good situation. Tank Edge I told you, you are not right. Odom did something to you, I swear. Falcon Edge He did nothing, man. Come on. Have you been spreading this theory of yours around the fed? It is me, man, your brother. Trust me. Just then, Ness walks up trying to find out what the problem is. He tries to stop their arguing, but it is to no avail. They just keep yelling at each other, shouting accusations. The Hunter (to himself) This is my chance to get all three of them, right here in the middle of the parking lot. The Hunter gets behind the pickup truck, and climbs it. He is now top of the pickup trying to be very quiet. They are about five feet away from him, and his plan is to jump and drop kick them all. The Hunter No, that is not going to work, this is solid concrete, I am no idiot. The Hunter tries to think of a new plan as Ness is talking to the two brothers, and slowly but surely settling them down. As he is sitting in the bed of the truck, he notices a spare tire right under his feet. He grabs it very carefully, as it is extremely heavy and he does not want to drop it and make noise. He picks it up over his head, and throws it in the general direction of the group of wrestlers in the parking lot. It hits Tank Edge square in the back. He falls to the ground in pain, as Ness turns around, panicked. He can not find the Hunter, as he is still hiding behind the truck. The Hunter Back here numnuts! How about you come back here and fight me like a man without your pathetic friends. The Hunter is lying down in the bed of the truck, and Ness walks towards the truck. The Hunter is breathing very quietly. Ness walks behind the truck, and the Hunter kicks the hatch open, and it hits Ness, knocking him into the chain linked fence directly behind them. The Hunter jumps off the truck and begins punching Ness and pushing his face into the fence. He picks him up and brings him out into the middle of the parking, where the Edge Brothers started. The Hunter drops Ness, and grabs him by his hair, kneeing him in the face. Tank Edge is still hurting from being hit with the tire, but is trying to get up. Tank Edge (muffled and mumbling) Falcon do something! Falcon is just standing there, with no expression on his face, almost as if nothing were happening in front of him. The Hunter looks up, sees he is not going to do anything, so the Hunter proceeds to work on the other two men. Tank Edge is on all fours, and The Hunter smacks his face against the bumper of a Toyota. Tank Edge cut his eye, and was bleeding. The Hunter walked over to Falcon Edge, and grabbed his cheeks like your grandmother once did as a child, and spoke to him. The Hunter You should be afraid. I do not blame you, although, if I were these two punks I would. The Hunter backhand slapped him, and walked out of the parking lot and back into the arena in Tampa, Florida. S c e n e E n d s

Disclaimer: This layout is mine, and mine only. If you take itI will:

• Kill You
  
• Kill your family
  
• Eat your children
  
• And finally, burn down your house.
  
• Just kidding, of course.
  

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