Raw RP 1: Ness? written by The Hunter

Scene One The scene opens up Monday night, after Raw, which The Hunter did not attend. He is currently in New York City, which is where he lives when he is not traveling with the WWE. He calls home an expensive apartment in Manhattan. The only other occupant of the house is his dog, at one time his girlfriend also lived with him, but that ended quickly. The Hunter turns on the TV, and ESPN’s bowling night is about half way over. They will put bowling on ESPN, but not pro wrestling, the Hunter thinks to himself. The Hunter’s cell phone rings, and he jumps up to grab it out of his pocket. He looks at the caller ID, and it reveals that it is his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, the same man who represents football players such as Terrell Owens, and the Packers’ Javon Walker. He answers the phone to hear some not good news from Drew. Drew Rosenhaus I have some bad news for you, Chris. The Hunter Great, what is it? Drew Rosenhaus Well, let me start off by saying that this week’s Raw is in Tampa, Florida, so I emailed you the plane ticket. You are flying tomorrow morning at 12, noon. Now, the bad news, how come you were not at Raw last week? The Hunter Well, I was not on the card, so I decided not to go. Drew Rosenhaus Well, that was a pretty expensive decision. The WWE decided to fine you 25,000 dollars for not asking for permission to skip Raw. The Hunter What? That is bullshit! Since when do you get fined for that? I was not on the God damn card! I am going to have Vince McMahon’s head! Drew Rosenhaus Just try not to hurt yourself, Chris. I will talk to you later. The Hunter hangs up the phone, and tosses it onto the couch. The Hunter decides to turn in early, and goes to bed. S c e n e E n d s Scene Two Tuesday Morning The Hunter is flying out to Tampa out of JFK, so he grabs his suitcase and gets in his car. He takes the short drive to the airport, and parks his car long term parking. He heads through security, signs some autographs, and about an hour later is on his flight. The Hunter can not believe how furious he is with Vince McMahon for fining him 25,000 dollars. He is in first class, and the movie today was Fight Club with Brad Pitt, and Edward Norton. It happened to be The Hunter’s favorite movie, so he was happy. It was a classic. He gets off the plane about three hours later, and looks for his driver. He sees a man holding up a sign with his name on it. He hands the man his suitcase and gets in the car. The car is dark, and he is not alone. Vince McMahon is in the same car, and he is holding a glass of wine. The Hunter What is it that you want, Vince? I really do not want to see you today. Vince McMahon Well, you owe me some money, and I just wanted to get every straightened out between you and I. The Hunter Oh, yeah, that 25,000 dollars you decided to fine me? I almost forgot. What the hell is that about, Vince? Plenty of guys miss Raw. Vince McMahon Not without asking me, now I expect a check, or something in 72 hours, now for our order of business. You are wrestling on Monday, and you have your chance to get back at Mindcrime. The Hunter Who the hell is Mindcrime, Vince? Vince McMahon The men who have been costing you matches since you returned, Falcon Edge, and Tank Edge. The Hunter Oh, I see. I am not going to get a fair chance to take them out because I am in a handicapped match? Vince McMahon No, not at all. You get a fair match. You are in the second match against Ness. The Hunter Vince, who the fuck is Ness? I thought you said I could get back at the Edge Broz? Vince McMahon Well, Mindcrime. Ness is the fourth member of Mindcrime. The Hunter Vince, how can you disrespect a legend like this? I have never even heard of this guy, Ness. He does not deserve to be in the same building as me. We all know how this is going to end up. The Edge Broz are going to run in again, and cost me my match. Vince McMahon I will make sure that does not happen The Hunter I have heard it all before, Vince. I am not so sure I believe you. You said they would not interfere this week, because there was a steel cage. That did not exactly stop them, did it? Vince McMahon Do NOT worry about it. Just get me my money, do not skip Raw again, and wrestle. The car pulled up to the Hunter’s hotel, and the Hunter grabbed his suitcase out of the trunk and checked in to his hotel. More to come

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