The Coach written by The Hunter

Scene One The scene opens up on a Wednesday, in a gym in Istanbul, Turkey, as former Triple Crown Champion, The Hunter is training for his match against Chris Blaze. He is training with a friend of his, and personal trainer, named Dan Wright, and they are doing a boxing exercise. The Hunter was badly hurt in a ringside attack by the Edge Brothers. He is working out to make sure he is healthy enough to fight in his match this Monday night. He has to be in top form because he is main-eventing this Raw in a steel cage. He was extremely eager to beat the hell out of Chris Blaze, because he was responsible for the hiring of the Edge Brothers to take him out. He was surprised they had not finished him off, and put him six feet under, because he would expect them to sink that low. The Hunter was jabbing at a punching bag held by Dan, and was ducking in and out of simulated punches The Hunter I think that is good for today, I should be good to go by Monday. God, I cannot wait to tear his ass up in the ring. Dan Wright OK then, I will catch you tomorrow. The Hunter walked out of the gym, and onto the streets of Istanbul. The Hunter’s hotel is walking distance from the gym, and he decides to stop there to shower and change before the house show. S c e n e E n d s Scene Two After the house show victory for Jeff Hardy and The Hunter (read Jeff Hardy’s Legend vs. Legend) Jonathan Coachman wanted an interview to air on this week’s Raw is War. The Hunter agreed to do the interview. The Coach The Hunter is prepared for his match against Chris Blaze for Monday Night Raw, so my question is, how are your injuries from last Monday going to affect you tonight? The Hunter Well, obviously it will affect me. I am almost one hundred percent, but I am not quite there yet. I have a mild concussion, so quick movements are painful, or make me dizzy. I am on some medications for that, so hopefully I will be fine by the time Raw comes. The Coach How do you feel about Vince being on your side for a change and offering you this cage match to take out Blaze in? The Hunter I am happy that Vince is on my side, I am glad that he might hate Blaze a little more than he does me, but he owes me this for the amount of times he screwed me over. I mean, with handicapped matches, and best of 3 matches. These things you do not forget as a wrestler, and I am pretty sure after this match, things will go back to normal and in my quest for that World Heavyweight Championship, he will screw me over at least once. And actually, I look forward to that because it presents me with somewhat of a challenge unlike here. The Coach So, what are your plans here in the WWE if you lose this tournament. The Hunter Let me give you a little lesson on giving interviews, retad. You do not ask the interviewee the negative. That is basic stuff. What are you an idiot? You should know better than that. The Coach Your right, I am sorry. So how do you feel about your chances this week, and the following weeks? The Hunter If I did not feel good, I would not show up and be here, would I? I feel great. I have wrestled with such legends and great wrestlers as Go-D, and Luke Johnson, and I have defeated them both. I am not worried about Chris Blaze. How many World Titles has he won? Zero is the answer I am looking for there. How many titles have I won? Three. How many of those did I hold at one time? Three. Is that a record? You bet your ass it is. Nobody else has done it, but me. I have. I did the unthinkable. Do you know how many people thought I could do what I did? One, and that was me. Nobody else believed I could, but I did it. I am going to tear Blaze a new asshole on Monday, and make him sorry for having anybody lay a single finger on me. He is finished The Coach Do you have any Tag Team plans for the future? The Hunter Maybe I will think about it, because Raven and I were so successful. But I do not know who I would team up with. If I did, it would most likely be Jeff Hardy, and let me tell you, that is a lethal combination right there. If Hardy and I were to team up, that would be ridiculous. It just would not even be fair. The Coach What made you come back to the WWE? The Hunter The decision I made to return was because this is one of the greatest federations I have ever been a part of, and it is so good because I am a part of it. So I thought the WWE would not be the WWE without the Hunter, and I want to give the fans what they deserve, as well as get me some money. The Coach Thanks for the interview. The Hunter walks back into his locker room, and on his way meets up with Chris Blaze. The Hunter Oh, hey Chris. It is nice to see that you are still alive. I was worried for a few minutes that I might have killed you. How is your back? Did the doctors get all the glass out of it? Did you see your dentist? I think you may have lost a few teeth as well. How about your buddies, Tank and Falcon, how are-- Chris Blaze SHUT UP. I am going to make sure that your remains do not leave that cage. I am going to hang your intestines from the top. The Hunter Whoa, hey take it easy. I am just trying to make conversation. Oh, and for the record, if you do not show, I think Vince might fire you. Damn, you really can not win in this situation. If you were not limping around this place like a sorry sack of crap, I would ask you to come out there with me and give people a little preview. But seeing as how you can barely walk, I will spare you. Chris Blaze You better believe I am going to bring my A game on Monday The Hunter I have a bit of news for you. Your a game is not worth my C game. The Hunter walks away from Blaze and back towards his locker room.

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