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Grew up in: Hazlet, New Jersey Currently Resides in: New York City Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs Finisher: The Savage Bomb Theme Song: "Blood Clots and Black Holes" by Thrice AIM/Yahoo: hzlthawks14 |
The Hunter is now backstage, alone, and in his locker room. He is eating Pringles, and trying to think of the clever jingle that the chips used in a recent commercial. On the TV is Extreme Dodgeball, and he is drinking a Stewarts Rootbeer. His Tag Team Title is no more than a foot away from him as always.
”One Half of The Tag Champions” The Hunter
“Once you pop… you… no, that isn’t it. Hmm… if you stop you just can’t… no that isn’t it either. Eh, who cares? I’m sick of this movie, I have memorized every single line. What the hell am I going to do? This is boring…”
The Hunter hears a knock on the door, and he goes very carefully to peek through the hole of the door to see who it is, as he doesn’t want any surprise attacks. It appears to be a short skinny man, with black wavy hair and a microphone. Hunter opens the door and it is Michael Cole. Michael Cole wants an interview with the Hunter about his next Hardcore Title match, and winning his Tag Team Titles. Hunter lets him in and he sits on the couch. Michael Cole remains standing, pen and a notebook in his hand.
Michael Cole
“Hunter, how did you decide you wanted to face Luke Johnson? Out of all the matches you could have wanted, why this one?”
“One Half of The Tag Champions” The Hunter
“Well, Michael, you see, there is this thing, it is called having friends. I’m not sure how familiar you are with that, but I am pretty familiar. Here in this federation I have 4 of those, and they are my stablemates. When one of them isn’t happy, I am not happy. So, there are a few reasons why I wanted this match. The first thing is the process of elimination. In almost every other title in this federation, Sycho, Raven or Jeff have something to do with it. I don’t really want to get involved with inter stable battles and things that could damage our friendship, or our reputation as a group. Sycho just lost this title and from what I hear, he doesn’t want anything to do with it anymore, so I figure I would give it a try. I have some hardcore roots back in some of the other corporations that I have been apart of, and as a matter of fact, the EWF Hardcore Title was my main focus, and I held on to it for a good amount of time. I have taken some time off from Hardcore matches to focus on my Tag Team career with Raven. Everything has gone well, and I am ready to go back to my old style of some Hardcore matches. Luke Johnson won’t stand a chance against me and I bet he knows it, I know you know it, and Vince knows it. Everybody knows it. I’ll give you one more reason why I wanted to take on Luke Johnson. I was talking about my friends before when you first asked me this question, and it is for a friend. Sycho didn’t have the pleasure of beating the shit out of him, and Luke did some things I wouldn’t be proud of if I was him, and it is starting to catch up with him. From Torrie leaving him, to now having to face me in the ring on Monday, he is going to pay for his actions. I’ll show him who the real ‘killah’ is. Another reason is because, and I’ve said this time and time again, is because you don’t mess with just one member of the Brood and expect not to hear from the rest of them. That you can be sure of. So putting all of those reasons together, I came out and said to Vince that Luke was to be my next victim. He granted me with my wish, and now come Monday night, I will be one of a few multi-title holders in this federation, along with my good friend Raven. Does that answer your question?”
Michael Cole
“Yes, thanks very much. Explain how you plan to do things during the match verse Luke Johnson.”
“One Half of the Tag Team Champs” The Hunter
“Well, you know, this is a hardcore match. I intend to use the ENTIRE arena. The referee is going to be a very busy man, he is going to have to try and keep up with us. I’m going to kick his ass all over this place. Hopefully there will be a lot of tables around that I can put him through, because he needs a real ass kicking and I am going to make sure he gets it. The Hardcore title is mine. This fight might even come back here in this very locker room. But why should I strain myself? This guy is nothing special to me. What I plan to do is simply kick his ass. Until he can’t handle it any longer. A real hardcore champion must endure hours, days, weeks or even endless periods of time in pain. Luke Johnson couldn’t last 60 seconds in the kind of pain I am going to put him through. I’m willing to take this match out into the streets, anywhere Luke wants to get his ass kicked, I will be there waiting for him. Luke is going to feel The Ender on the concrete streets and he will be down and out. He will feel it just like Evolution felt the pain. Two times we defeated them, and it was a two on three. But that was last week. But basically what I am saying, is we can’t be stopped. I can’t be stopped. That hardcore title will be mine, because he doesn’t deserve it. He isn’t worth the time I am giving him. He should consider it an honor to get in the ring with me. He should thank Mr. McMahon for the learning experience after I kick his ass. He will learn, learn to never get in the ring with me again. Next question.”
Michael Cole
“Is there anything that you would like to say to Luke Johnson before your match?”
“One Half of the Tag Team Champs” The Hunter
”I am coming, Luke, and you will regret messing with The Brood, a mistake that you will never make again. Luke, I am going to run you out of this federation. I am going to humiliate you so much, that you will never come back, again. You messed with my friend’s wife; you tried to impersonate him, and now it will be all over for you. Your hardcore title reign will be one of the shortest ever! It will be at… let’s see… after Monday night, an 8 day title reign. Pathetic if you ask me. Then I will take over on top of this federation as the REAL King of Hardcore. Everybody claims to be the King of Hardcore, but I got news for them. They ain’t! Luke, you can just hand over your title now, and I won’t beat your ass. HA! Who am I kidding? Of course I’m going to beat your ass. Fear me.”
Michael Cole
“There was some accusations of you being arrested a few years ago for drugging a girl and sleeping with her. Tell me about this.”
“One Half of the Tag Team Champs” The Hunter
“Well, Michael Cole, I could just say a bunch of things and say they are true right? I am not worried about these accusations, even though if they are true I could be suspended from the WWe and maybe fined or something like that. I am not letting it bother me. I am just concentrating on my title, my title match coming up against Luke Johnson, and anything else in my career. Those things aren’t true, and I don’t want to hear anything else about them. The more people talk about them, the angrier that they make me. The only thing that is going to do, is make me defeat my opponent worse. Now, since you said it, Luke Johnson won’t only leave the ring blood stained and sweaty, now they will have to get him a stretcher to bring him out. You really don’t want to make me angry, Michael Cole. These things are ridiculous. I could say you sleep with men every night, but everyone knows that isn’t true, right?”
Michael Cole turns red and agrees with The Hunter. The Hunter laughs and the interview is continued.
Michael Cole
“Ok, this is the last question for the night. If you win the Hardcore Title on Raw, what do you do?”
”One Half of the Tag Champs” The Hunter
“Well, that is simple. AFTER I win the Hardcore title, what I do is defend it. Raven and I will defend our Tag team Titles, he will defend his European Title, and I defend my Hardcore Title. I feel I am at the top of my game, and there is still much much more to see of The Hunter. In fact the crowd is about to see much more of me right now. The Brood has a surprise for everyone and Luke Johnson.”
They are finished with the interview and the scene fades to commercial break. The scene opens up with the Brood, except for the Hunter because he is already here, getting out of their limousine in the parking lot of the arena for this week’s Raw is War show. They walk through the arena and head straight for the ring. The Brood’s theme song rocks the arena and they walk out. Hunter and Raven display their tag team gold, and Jeff shows off his World Title, which he has the night off and doesn’t have to defend it. For some reason, Sycho is not with them. The Hunter grabs a microphone and heads to the middle of the ring. He begins to speak and the crowd cheers for the new champions and Hunter speaks.
The Hunter
“Well, we are finally the Tag Champions. Well deserved, well deserved. My friend Jeff Hardy is finally the World Champion, again. Also, well deserved. So, Sycho lost, so what? Sycho is well on his way to winning the I.C. Title. I told everybody in this building that The Brood would be the most powerful force ever! And we continue to dominate. I can’t wait to whoop the fucking shit out of Luke Johnson. When you mess with one of us you mess with the rest of us, and you’ve really pissed us off. It’s not a matter of having a match, and talking trash, but you took our friends’ wife, and messed with him in more ways than you have a right to, and Luke, I will make you pay. Guess what? All the restraining orders are over, there are none left. There is no way that you can avoid us now. You don’t get personal with The Brood. We will get even, actually, it won’t be even, because whatever happened, we will do ten times worse. Right?”
Hunter finishes what he has to say and tosses the microphone to Raven who gets up and walks around the ring before starting his speech.
Raven
“Speaking of making things personal, does anybody remember the Usual Suspects? Well they made it personal when they decided that they couldn’t handle us. They vacated their titles, so we hunted down Cameron Blake and then had him lead us to The Usual Suspects and we beat the shit out of ‘em. Remember? Hell yeah you do. Well now, Cameron Blake, formerly part of a stable known as Body Tap, can’t run away. It is time he endures the pain that Body Tap never experienced. Cameron, I hope your friends are watching Monday night. I know mine will be.”
Raven is done talking and throws the microphone to the new World Champion, Jeff Hardy. The crowd erupts with cheers. Jeff Hardy
“Well I’d like to start by saying that I beat the bitch, X-Factor so bad, that he quit! Yeah, that’s correct. I beat his ass and now nobody is ever going to have the pleasure of doing that ever again. He’s gone. Now I’d like to address the issue of my tag match with Trish Stratus. Trish and I are no longer, so it will definitely be awkward, but as for Go-D, it is just a preview of what I will do to him come the next Pay Per View, Day of Havok. Go-D comes out here night after night and says the same exact thing every time. Your going to hit this guy with the Hell’s Tombstone Piledriver, and your going to hit that guy with the Hell’s Tombstone Piledriver. Well guess what? There will be no Hell’s Tombstone Piledrivers for you against me. Monday or Day of Havok, or no time soon. You say you are going to leave everyone in the ring blood stained and they are going to die. Well that stops now. I’m going to destroy you. After these few matches you have against me, I will run you out of this federation. I can’t wait til I get my revenge on Go-D. He has beaten me far too much for my liking.”
It looks like Jeff was going to give the microphone back, but Hunter sees this, and indicates that he wants to talk again. Hunter takes the microphone.
“Well, I’d like to tell Luke Johnson one more thing. Why don’t you come on out here, Luke? So we can talk face to face? Show yourself you dirtbag! Let’s go, come on out here!”
“Hit the Floor” by Linkin Park hits the arena and the crowd immediately starts to boo Luke Johnson. Hunter looks surprised that Luke Johnson actually came out to talk.
Luke Johnson
“What the hell did you bring me out here for? I have many important things to do.”
The Hunter
“Well, I know you have important things to do, like look for a new lady, haha. But there is only one thing I came out here to say---“
Suddenly, in the middle of Hunter talking, the lights go out and it is pitch dark. It is silence for a good minute and a half. When the lights come back on, The Brood is gone! Sycho is standing right behind Luke Johnson in the middle of the entrance ramp! Luke doesn’t know it! Sycho starts to choke him from behind! Sycho throws him off the side of the ramp into a bunch of speakers! Luke Johnson is down and out! The Brood goes back into the ring and Hunter is talking again.
The Hunter “That’s all I really wanted to say. You’ll hear more me, Luke.”
“Sanitarium” by Limp Bizkit hits the arena and Sycho and the rest of the Brood leaves the ring. Luke Johnson has no idea what happened and a serious statement has been made!
JR
”The Brood means business!”
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