The Fifth written by The Hunter

Scene One The scene opens up with Diamond Dallas Page walking in the corrider toward a locker room. He shoulders open the door, to reveal the Hunter sleeping on the couch. DDP goes over and hits him in the face. The Hunter What the hell do you want? Get out of here. Diamond Dallas Page Ha, I don't think so. The lights go out all of the sudden, and the sound of men fighting can be heard. Glass breaks, and a whipping sounds come shortly after. The door opens, and somebody walks out into the hallway. It was DDP. Jeff Hardy was walking down the hallway at the same time. Jeff Hardy What the hell were you doing in there? Diamond Dallas Page I was talking to your boy. You might want to go check on him, I don't know how he is. Hardy goes to hit him, and DDP grabs his arm, shoving him up against the door. Diamond Dallas Page I wouldn't spend too much time on me, you don't want your friend to bleed to death, do you? Jeff opens the door, to reveal a still dark locker room. He fumbled around a little bit, looking for a light switch. He tripped over some furniture, and then finally got the lights. There was the Hunter, over a broken glass table, bleeding unstoppably. There was a lamp cord draped over him, maybe DDP tried to choke him with it, instead he whipped him. The Hunter was speaking, mumbling, but no actual words were coming out. Jeff jetted out of the room, looking for first aid. He found a guy, and he ran out to the parking lot to get a stretcher. A few minutes later, the guy came back to the Hunter's locker room, and put him on it. They transported him to the first aid room, where he was treated just for cuts on his back, and a sever cut on his head. They had to get the embedded glass out of his back, and cover it up with a bandage. The Hunter slowly regained awareness, and he was evantually up and walking around. The Hunter God, this has been such a horrible week. I'm just going to go back to my locker room and that's it. I give up. There is nothing more I can do. I've been getting my ass kicked everyday for two weeks now. I'm sick of it. I quit. I'm done. Jeff Hardy That's the medication talking. In a few short hours, you get to redeem yourself, show the world what you're really made of. No more of this bullshit. You and me. After tonight, the New Blood will proudly display three title belts, and which ever person that Cruiserweight belt goes on doesn't matter the slightest bit, as long as it's either me or you. The Hunter I can't wait that long for revenge. DDP is a coward to attack me in my sleep. Anybody can say he is the greatest wrestler ever, but I don't want to hear that shit. We have to get him. Right now. I want him dead. Where is he? Jeff Hardy Where is he? I don't know where the hell he is. It wasn't my turn to watch him. Paramedic I heard DDP is out in the ring talking. The Hunter Really? Well thank you very much. Am I good to go? The paramedic gave a nod of approval, and the scene changed to DDP talking in the ring. Diamond Dallas Page You see, I was just backstage taking care of the Hunter, and let's say I don't think he'll be wrestling tonight. Yeah, he has some issues. The crowd cheers as The Hunter is seen on the TritonTron! The Hunter Hey asshole, up here! I have some bad news for you. You're dead wrong. I'll be in the ring tonight, and I'll be better than before. So I want you to do me a favor, turn around in like 5 seconds. Great... The Hunter slides in the ring as DDP turns around to be greeted with a superkick! DDP is out cold in the ring! The Hunter shocked him, and nailed him! He had no clue what was coming! The Hunter celebrates, going from turnbuckle to turnbuckle. "I don't know what the hell you're celebrating about, Hunter." The Hunter turned around to reveal that it was WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon You two just can't go around beating the hell out of each other anyore. I am not going to let my two greatest superstars kill each other before they officially get in the ring! Now, here is what I want you to do for me. Drag DDP to the far end of the ring. Don't let him fall. Drag him away from me. Good. Now I want you to walk towards me, and stand right where I am. Good. Now this is approximately 300 feet. You two are not to go within this distance to each other until your match tonight. The Hunter Nothing is going to stop me, Vince. Vince McMahon Hunter, you're a great wrestler and all, but sometimes you don't realize how much power I have, you aren't always that bright. You see, I have done alot for you this week, and you can't even follow one simple order. So this is whats going to happen. If you, or DDP, step within 300 feet of each other, you will both be fined your ENTIRE contracts. So, you will be working for free for the next year. You don't want that, do you Hunter? The Hunter Hey, whatever floats your turds, Vince. I'm done with him anyway. Jim Ross This is going to be another great WWE Pay per view! DDP just got his ass handed to him, and Vince has had enough! It's just an hour away folks, get ready! The Hunter walks backstage, and DDP is still in the ring as the scene fades out.

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• Kill You
  
• Kill your family
  
• Eat your children
  
• And finally, burn down your house.
  
• Just kidding, of course.
  

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