The Fifth written by The Hunter

Scene One The scene opens up backstage while the Hunter walks towards the parking lot. The Hunter sees Roller Deuce's truck pull up, and something looks wrong. He goes over to take a look what he is up to. He gets out of his pickup truck. The Hunter What the hell are you doing in your shitty ass pickup truck just hours before our match? ...with a shovel? Roller Deuce I was taking a trip to the graveyard, and I decided to dig up a few graves that I could put you guys in after I kill you six. The Hunter That's a little weird, man. You don't actaully think you're going to kill us, do you? Cause that is messed up. Roller Deuce Actaully, since you're out here, I was thinking I could get a headstart on you. Roller Deuce lifted the shovel, and walked a little closer. The Hunter Dude, you step the fuck back with that shovel. Your a crazy mother fucker. Roller Deuce swings the shovel and the Hunter dives out of the way, and the shovel goes through a car windshield and gets stuck. The Hunter got up and kicked Roller Deuce in the face. He smacked his head against the hood of the car. Roller Deuce was bloodied, and The Hunter threw him on the ground. He ran back into the arena, a little creeped out the Roller Deuce actaully wanted to kill them. He ran to Vince McMahon's office, and walked in. Diamond Dallas Page was talking to Vince. The Hunter Out. I need to talk to Vince about something. Diamond Dallas Page I don't listen to fucks like you. Vince McMahon Please, DDP, it's OK. I actaully need to talk to him. DDP walked out of the room, as he brushed shoulders with The Hunter. The Hunter You know, Roller Deuce is digging six of us graves? He actaully wants to kill us? I'm not getting into the ring with someone that is going to kill me. Vince McMahon Hunter, you'll get in the ring and go toe-to-toe with DDP, but you won't get in the ring with someone like Roller Deuce who says he wants to kill you? That's silly, boy. Your going to get into the ring, and you are going to like it. The Hunter Fine, but if I die, my dead corpse is holding you responsible. The Hunter walked out of the room, and back to his locker room, where he met Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy Hey, you well rested? I'm going to give you a hell of a hard time tonight. Plus me and you have some gold to win, too. The Hunter Yeah, if I'm still alive. Roller Deuce dug me a grave, and tried to attack me with a shovel. He claims he wants to kill everybody in the T.V. Title match. Jeff Hardy Fuck him. I'll kick his ass, you want me to do that? The Hunter No, I already took care of that. I'm going to destroy him in the ring. Jeff Hardy I think you're concentrating on the wrong opponents. You really need to look out for DDP. He had some strong words back there. You've got to show him he has reason to be afraid. Because he does. He thinks he is better than everybody else, and maybe he was, but you've done more than he has at this point in both of your careers, and by the time you are done, you will be better than him. The Hunter Your right, let's make a trip to the ring. Come on. The Hunter and Hardy made their way out to the ring a few moments later. Jim Ross Well, here comes The New Blood, and we are going to see what they have to say. The King It can't be anything good, that's for sure. These guys are trouble makers!!! Announcer Making their way down to the ring, at a combined weight of approximately 410 pounds, the New Blood!!!! (Crowd Cheers) The Hunter grabbed a microphone and they began to talk. The Hunter Just hours before the Last Rites Pay View, and I have never been more ready. Hardy and I are ready to win our Tag Team Titles, and I am 110 percent ready to become the TWO TIME TRIPLE CHAMPION! (Crowd Cheers) You see, I know a guy name Roller Deuce, and he is talking about killing us with a shovel, and peeling off our faces, and what not. But I just am not going to let that happen. We got grandpa, A K A Diamond Dallas Page. He thinks he has the ability to keep up with me, but boy is he in for a surprise. Chris Blaze fighting two matches tonight, one against me and Jeff. He and his buddy JBL thinking they made huge news by hiring Eric Bitch-off. Guess what? It doesn't impress me. You know--- The Hunter was interuppted by the Wrestling Gods' theme music, as they both walk out into sight. The Hunter What the hell do you want? I'm trying to talk to my people out here! Chris Blaze I'm tired of you running your God damn mouth, Hunter. You come out here all the time, and talk like you're important, or something big. The Hunter Quite obviously, you've been misinformed, jackass, because, I sort of am something big, something important, unlike you. Chris Blaze Last time I checked the card, I was in the main event. Not you, me. The Hunter LAST TIME I CHECKED, CHRIS... I WAS SCREWED OUT OF OUR MATCH!!!!! Jim Ross The Hunter is furious, King, and with good reason! He should be in Chris' match tonight! The King Well maybe he should have fought off Mindcrime!! Then he wouldn't be crying! Jim Ross Oh stop it King! It was a four on one! Chris Blaze I don't control what Mindcrime does, I only influence it. The Hunter Shut up, Chris. You and that bullshit. Now the Edge Brothers come out and join the fun! Falcon Edge had a chair in hand, Tank Edge a microphone. Tank Edge Well, as seeing that we are the topic of discussion here, I thought we should get some things straight. Hunter, I know you didn't like what we did to you, so here is an opportunity for us to make things, let's say, a little more even! Falcon Edge nailed Chris Blaze with the chair! Blaze fell down, and J.B.L attacked him, followed by Tank Edge jumping on him! The Hunter and Jeff Hardy run down and try to get some shots in. Jim Ross This has turned into an all out beatdown! And now look at this! It's the Untouchables! All eight men were just pounding on each other. Chris Blaze was still out from a chair shot. The Hunter grabbed him, and brought him down to the ring. He laid him in the middle, and got up on the turnbuckle. He nails him with... THE ENDER!!!! Chris Blaze is left in the middle of the ring, and the Hunter grabbed Tank Edge, grabbed the chair his brother had, and laid out Tank in the middle of the ring with it! Blaze and Tank were out cold! The King Now this is a show! What's he going to do next!? The Hunter grabbed a table, set it up in the middle of the ring. He placed the two men on top of the table. He signaled for Hardy to get down here. They both got up on the turnbuckles, raised their fingers, 1... 2... 3... They both leaped from the top rope! The Ender and the Swanton Bomb! They both broke through the table, and Blaze and Tank Edge had no idea what had hit them. The New Blood high fived, and exited the arena, leaving everybody stunned! END SCENE

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• Kill You
  
• Kill your family
  
• Eat your children
  
• And finally, burn down your house.
  
• Just kidding, of course.
  

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