Wrapping things up written by The Hunter

Scene One The scene opens up before Sunday Night Raw. Jonathan Coachman is doing an interview with the Hunter that will air later. Jonathan Coachman So I was thinking I would just ask you about all of your opponents and you tell me what you think of them. Is that OK with you? The Hunter Yeah, that sounds good. It has been a long week, might as well cap it off with a long interview. Coach OK, but first we'll start off with some basic questions. How do you think you will be affected during your matches with the loss of your mother? The Hunter Obviously it is going to affect me. I am going to try not to think about it, and I'll wrestle with a heavy heart. Coach You say a heavy heart, but how about your head? How are you from your car accident earlier this week? The Hunter I am getting better and better by the day. I think with another nap, and some relaxation, I'll be good by match time. Coach How is your arrest and legal troubles going to affect your wrestling career? The Hunter Hopefully, not significantly. There were some cameras in the hallway of where the fight took place, so they will show he was harassing me, and I fought him. I should get off with a slap on the wrist. Coach OK, part two. How do you feel about your two opponents the Wrestling Gods? The Hunter I think it is absolutely wrong to call them gods because they aren't even close to the level I am on, let alone gods. I lost all respect for Chris Blaze in that hospital. Some of the respect was lost when he hired people to attack me, but that hospital did it. As for JBL, I'm not sure exactly who he is, or what his deal is, but he better learn who I am, because when he does, he isn't even going to show up. He is a career opener. He is lucky he is getting the chance to face guys like me and Hardy. I wouldn't have granted him that opportunity in a million years. They ask the fans, why do you boo us, but cheer pieces of trash like the New Blood? Well that is because we have earned the respect of the fans. We deserve and command respect because of our achievements here. Plus, how could you not route for guys like me and Jeff? All they do is bitch about how everybody hates them, but they never think there was a reason behind the hate. They don't deserve to be loved by the fans, they don't deserve to be here, in the same ring as me. I'm not worried about Eric Bitch-off. He isn't anything that I can't handle. Coach How about Mindcrime? The Hunter Mindcrime is an interesting bunch. They are a group of guys I can't figure out. I'm not so sure if they have mental issues, or if they are just stupid. They have beaten the hell out me a few times, and they really don't know what their in for. All my anger has been building, and building, and in my first match, it is just going to erupt. I have a feeling Mindcrime is going to be the victim of that anger. Coach The Untouchables? The Hunter I am not too familiar with them, but I don't think they are going to be major players in this match, maybe just wear down some guys, get them tired. But basically, it is going to come down to the New Blood and the Wrestling "gods". Coach Ok, as we move to the over the rope Cruiserweight Title Match, talk about the man you beat on Monday, Ness. The Hunter I have been spending some time after Monday watching some videos of our match, and I have him figured out now. We had a good match on Monday, but it won't be anything close this week. Coach What about the newcomer, A.J. Styles? The Hunter I think he has shown some potential, he reminds me alot of myself when I first started out. He still has alot of maturing to do, and I am going to take care of that a little bit when I kick the shit out of him. Coach The next opponent on the list is your great friend Jeff Hardy. The Hunter This is interesting. I am wrestling in back to back matches, and in the first, I have to rely on Jeff to help me out, and get me through it, and I will do the same for him. But in the next match, we are enemies for 30 minutes, or however long it is. I am going to try and stay away from him, not make any awkward situations, but if it comes down to it, may the best man win, and then hopefully the Tag Champs can go back to normal, assuming one of us wins this match. Coach What about Coldheart? The Hunter Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to him. That is such a stupid name, maybe I can convince him to change it before I make a fool of him in front of millions of TV viewers and thousands here in Hawaii. He doesn't have the endurance that I do, and he won't be able to wrestle in back-to-back matches like I can, and I am going to make him pay for wanting to face me. Coach Your next opponent is one time Brood manager Pezzer. The Hunter Yeah, Pezzer is back, how about that? He was great when he was in the Brood, tried to teach alot, but basically, he wasn't much smarter than a rhyno. I mean, he has the IQ of a rock. He didn't exactly get through to us, and tonight, as far as I'm concerned, we were never friends. He have no history. Tonight, Pezzer will be nothing but the past. Coach Fury... The Hunter Who? I don't know anything about a Fury. Coach Fair enough. How about Chris Violence? The Hunter To be perfectly honest, from what I have seen from him thus far, I am not at all impressed. He has shown no potential, and no reason for me to give a shit about him. I am just going to wrestle him like a wrestle everybody else, very intense, and by not showing mercy. Coach How do you feel about Cruiserweight veteran Rey Mysterio? The Hunter Wait a minute... I'm the damn Cruiserweight veteran here! I don't care what Rey did elsewhere, it's what he did here, and so far he has done nothing here. He hasn't proved himself to me or anyone else. Coach The last man in the cruiserweight match is Chris Sabin. The Hunter Let's talk about the next match, this guy isn't worth my words. Coach You sure? Well, the T.V title match has seven wrestlers in it, and the first is JBL, but we have already talked about him. The second is Ness, and we have talked about him as well. We have talked about Pezzer and Chris Violence, too. That leaves Roller Deuce. The Hunter Let me say this about Roller Deuce. I am going to drop on deuce on this duece. He is the biggest piece of garbage in this company. I don't know why he is in this match. He is going to be the first guy eliminated, hands down. Coach That leaves one man... DDP. The Hunter So I've heard. I could lie, and say I'm going to kick his ass, and totally destroy him, but I won't say that. That fact is that DDP and I are going to put on a great show, even if he is an old man. But in the end, by the time we have worn each other out, youth will outlast experience, and I will win. He is the Emperor's Crown Champ, and I've heard that I am next to follow his footsteps. I plan on making the future start tonight when I finally get to face him. The torch will be passed unofficially. DDP might have been great in his time, but now is not his time. THe time is mine, and my greatness will prevail. Coach Hunter, thanks for taking this much time out of your busy schedule to talk with us. The Hunter Us? Who the fuck is us? You just referred to yourself like you are two people. Coach Well, you know, I meant the WWE. The Hunter Yeah, whatever. I'm getting out of here. Until next time... S c e n e E n d s

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