A retarded spider
& The Jobber vs The Frozen Flame
Stipulation:
Beating the living
HELL out of the opposition!
Event:
Extreme
aka Inferno's show.
Date:
A Scorching Summer
day in June.
Title Of Roleplay:
Rebirth?
Prologue: PHEW! It's been
a exasperating 4 months for the Brimstone Heartbreaker. Going to parties every
night. Going to after parties after the parties. Getting drunk, getting laid,
getting laid, and getting drunk. Inferno has had a WILD time during the ABAWA's
untimely downfall. But even with all of the partying and drinking, Inferno is
still in tip top condition. Living in the shadow of his bigger brother Chill
for so long, Inferno is ready to take charge of his career. Win some gold OTHER
than the Tag Team titles with his brother. Create a legacy of his own. Inferno
has always thought of how cool it would be if he could live up to his big brother.
And Inferno plans on doing just that. After dropping a few pounds, whilst adding
on a few pounds of Muscle, Inferno is ready for action. It's a new ABAWA, and
there is a new legend in town. But before he can build his own legacy as a singles
competitor, Inferno must once again regain his illustrious glory as a tag team
competitor with his brother Chill. When The Frozen Flame are back on top of
things in the ABAWA, Inferno plans to set out on his own, although not ditching
his brother, to gain some championship gold. Hell, you never know. You might
see Inferno and Chill. Main Event at Night of Champions for the ABAWA World
Championship. No matter the victor, that match would TRULY be a "Night
of Champions". But let's jumpstart to the present. TFF has a pretty "uneven"
match to say the least against a over grown spider, and a guy who's been in
the ABAWA since day one, yet hasn't held a single title, denoting him as a "Jobber".
Now usualy, TFF would simply shun off a match of such "humiliatingly easy"
proportions, but with the rebirth, TFF has to make an example as to WHY you
do NOT mess with them once again. And unfortunately, that example has to be
made upon Spider and Impact Player. Grab your tissues, grab your diapers, because
TFF is about to kick some bitch ass baby ass!!!!
[:> A camera begins to fade into a flaming red mustang
pulling up in a strangly familiar place. A foot steps out of the car, followed
by the other. The camera goes up, and up, and up, until it get's to the back
of a mysterious's man's wearing a cowboy's hat. The man begin's walking forward
into the strangly familiar building. The man walks in, and procedes to slowly
turn around. The camera zooms in on his face, and who can it be? Nobody other
than "The Brimstone Heartbreaker" himself, Inferno! Inferno smiles
a WIDE grin, and procedes to speak.<:]
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
HOOOOOOOWWWWDDDDDDDDDDY!!!!!!!! Partners!!! Welcome to
The Brimstone Bar! This is MY bar, that I paid with, with my own money! Why
did I by this bar? Well, a charismatic man such as myself needed SOMETHING to
do while ABAWA was under construction! But I said to told myself that as soon
as ABAWA was back up and running, I was going to bring you all to my bar! So
come on in, grab a beer, and BE MERRY!!!<:]
[:>Inferno procedes to cheer, along with a bar full
of happy people.<:]
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
Now on to more important business. I got a call from a
man who I.... well I respect him as a man, but as a authority figure I give
him a big ::Inferno
procedes to give the camera a raspberry:: Now, I bet you
all are wondering why I don't respect him as an authority? Well you see, I don't
respect authority at all. Not the president, not the law, and not my boss. If
I get fired, then I get fired, but I can always come back to my dear old Brimstone
Bar! Anyway, the man I'm talking about is Commissioner Scorpion. I get a call
from him a 3:30 in the morning. Now at first, I thought he was a booty call,
but unfortunately I was wrong! Anyway, he congratulated me on opening my bar,
but that wasn't all he had to say to me. He told me that ABAWA was coming back
really soon. And when he said that, I just KNEW he had something big in store
for me. I told him that I was glad to here that! And the first thing he told
me was "TFF is coming back!" Now atfirst I'm thinking "Well duh,
that's my brother, I didn't NEED him to tell me that" but I decided that
I would humour him. I asked him what he meant, and simply replied " I want
to see The Frozen Flame as the tag team champions once again" And when
he said that, I just looked at the phone, and proceded to say one thing. "Commish,
you do NOT have to worry about that. Me and Chill, you see... Not only are we
brothers by blood, we're brothers in that there ring. We have a chemistry that
even Angel herself could get jealous of. And my man, we ARE going to become
the first Tag team champions of the ABAWA's rebirth, and we ARE going to remain
champions for a long, LONG time. You got me?" He simply replied with a
yes. He then informed me who our opponents were. I simply replied "SPIDER
AND IMPACT PLAYER?!?! What the hell do you think this is man? This isn't even
a cake walk. It's a freaking cake SLEEP! I could literally tie all of my body
parts together, and still put over a win on either one of these guys. This isn't
even funny Commish! How the HELL did this happen?!?!" He then replied to
me that "It was on a first come first serve basis of who wanted a piece
of TFF". So yeah, to make a long ass story short, The Frozen Flame has
to T off against a overgrown aracnid, and a guy.. a guy who's been in the ABAWA
ever since the BEGINNING! Yet he hasn't accomplished ANYTHING... actually..
I take that back. He has accomplished something. He IS The Jobber. Nothing else
needs to be said. He's not "a" jobber. He's THE jobber, and quite
frankly, I'm ashamed to be in the same fed as him. But hey? Look on the bright
side! I get to beat the living hell out of him! But enough of that Stable ripoff.
Let's talk about a man.. who walked into the ABAWA, thinking he OWNED the place.
Spider.. I've been waiting to kick your ass for awhile now. You my friend are
WORSE than a jobber. You're the scum of the ABAWA. You're lower than dirt. Hell,
you're lower than that piece of crap "Crackhead Dave" and that's just
as low as it goes. You disgrace me with your present. You're ugly, you smell
bad, and quite frankly, YOU..MAKE..ME..SICK! But Spider.. Man do I have
a surprise for you! Trust me, it's something that you will NEVER
forget!<:]
[:>Inferno looks into the camera with a smug, evil
look. He then begins to laugh with a tone so evil, so menicing, it could make
the bravest of warriors tremble in fear. The camera's fade as ABAWA Extreme
starts!<:]
[:>Brimstone Bar seems to be a happy place. The people
seem friendly, the atmosphere is great, and the drink's are half price... EVERY
NIGHT! Inferno sure is running a fine establishment here in New York City. Inferno
is seen sitting at a booth with three very beautiful ladies, ordering Crystal
champaign like it's nothing... basically because he OWNS THE BAR! The three
girls are all hugging and kissing on him when he decides to call his brother
Chill to inform him of their match. Inferno picks up his phone, and says "Chill".
His phone autodials to Chill. Chill picks up.<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Whoa,
what the hell is going on? Where are you?
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
well uhh....<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Well?
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
Well.. remember how I told you that I invested in a business
with my money?<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Yeah......
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
Well uhh.. it was a bar that I invested in. BUT DON'T
GET MAD MAN! DON'T GET MAD! It's called the Brimstone Bar, and it's really nice!
It has all kinds of nice folks here! It's what I always...<:]
[:>Chill hangs up the phone after that. Inferno looks
down at his cellphone. He starts to get REALLY mad. He picks up the bottle of
Crystal, and throws it away from the table. The girls, now scared, run away.
Inferno's in a rage. He picks up his cellphone, and launches it. The cellphone
flies, and flies, and flies until ::Crack!!!:: It hits a big man by the name
of "Bone Crusher" in the head. Bone Crusher puts his beer down, turns
around, and looks at Inferno. Inferno has a look of remorse on his face. Bone
Crusher get's up from his current position, and walk's slowly over to Inferno.
Bone Crusher get's right in Inferno's face, and begins to speak...<:]
[:>"That Bigga Jigga" Bone Crusher<:]
Did you just throw this nice little Motorola at me?<:]
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
Yeah I did, so what?<:]
[:>"The Bigga Jigga" Bone Crusher<:] WHOA
HO!!! You threw this at me? You besta' understand that Bone Crusher ain't EVA'
scared of nobody. And that includes some ole punk ass, rock in roll in the 90's
lookin mofo such as yaself. Now You betta apologize right neeeoww! Or you gon
find out why my name is Bone Crusher!<:]
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
Well uhh.. I ain't "eva scared" of nobody either.
And that includes some ole fat ass extra from the Nutty Professor.. such as
yaself. So either get your hot ass breath out of my face, or I'm going to beat
the HELL out of you infront of all these wonderful people. Now you wouldn't
want that, would you? I mean, how would it look for some big ass 400 pounder
got his ass beat on NATIONAL TELEVISION by a man who's barely a 225?
::Inferno signals for the Brimstone Cam. Camera man Ineed$$$ walks up to the
front where Inferno and Bone Crusher are. Ineed$$$ steals a basket a beer nuts
before he starts shooting. He then turns the camera on, and begins to shoot.::
So Bone Crusher, I'm gonna say this ONE MORE TIME. Either
back up, or get backed up. You got it?<:]
[:>"The Bigga Jigga" Bone Crusher<:]
Yeah.. I got it.....<:]
[:>Bone Crusher turns around, and begins to walk away. He then turns around
with the swiftness of a cheetah, and knocks Inferno from his current position,
all the way across the room. Inferno hit's the wall, and falls to the ground.
Inferno tries to get up, but when he opens his eyes, he see's a chair flying
at him. In a hot second, Inferno throws both arms up to block the impact of
the chair, which he does. Inferno stands up, but when he get's up on his feet,
Bone Crusher tackles him against the wall. Bone Crusher throws a few punches,
and a knee to the gut. Inferno falls to the ground again. Bone Crusher picks
up Inferno, and throws him over the bar. Bone Crusher stops, and turns to Ineed$$$.
He yanks the camera from him. Ineed$$ falls to the floor. Bone Crusher looks
in the camera, and starts to talk...<:]
[:>"The Bigga Jigga" Bone Crusher<:]
You see this hear America? Some ole punkass bar owner tried to take me down.
He talked trash to me? But that didn't mean NOTHIN1!! This is Bone Crusher in
this piece ya bitch!!! I own the bar now! Ain't nobody can see me!!!! I'M THE
KIN....<:]
[:> Before Bone Crusher could finish his sentence, Inferno pops from the
behind the bar, and cracks him over the head with a bottle of barcadi. Inferno
get's ontop of the bar, and does a drop kick off of it, into Bone Crushers chin.
Inferno hops back ontop on the bar to deliver the Scorching Elbow Drop to Bone
Crushers chest. He hops off, but BONE CRUSHER MOVES! Inferno lands HARD on his
elbow! Inferno lies on the ground while Bone Crusher get's up. Bone Crusher
pics Inferno up by his right elbow (the one he just hurt) and holds in the air!<:]
[:>"The Bigga Jigga" Bone Crusher<:] See
you this HERE America? This little booOYY tried to come from behind Bone Crusher,
and sneak attack me! But look at this little man now! HE'S NOTHING!!!!!!!<:]
[:>Bone Crusher is seen holding Inferno in the air by his right elbow like
a trophey. Bone Crusher looks up at Inferno and clinches his fist extremely
tight. Bone Crusher looks like he's about to inflict the final blow! BUT WAIT!
What is this! Ineed$$$ jumps on Bone Crusher's back, whilst covering his eyes!<:]
[:>"The Mute dude that Ain't Mute" Ineed$$$<:]
HAHA! peekaboo! I see you! But you can't see me you fat
ass water buffalo!!! Whooo!! this is fun! I really fun! You're like a big ass
park attraction! HEY EVERYBODY! COME AND RIDE THE GIANT HIPPO!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO<:]
[:>Ineed$$$ swings back on Bone Crusher's neck until he falls. Bone Crusher
get's up, looks toward Ineed$$$ and corners him. Before Bone Crusher could attack
Ineed$$$, Inferno taps him on the shoulder. Bone Crusher slowly turns around
as Inferno hits him with a super kick! Bone Crusher falls to the ground in seemingly
slow motion with a thuderous THUD!! Bone Crusher is knocked out! Ineed$$$ walks
over to Bone Crusher. Ineed$$$ runs through Bone Crushers pockets, finding a
wod of hundreds, a FAT rolled bleezy, and 99K diamond watch. Ineed$$ hits the
jackpot! Inferno walks over to Ineed$$..<:]
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
Hey man, thanks a lot for helping me out. You were really
brave. But uhh.. I thought you were a mute man...<:]
[:>"The Mute dude that ain't Mute" Ineed$$$<:]
I
didn't think I could talk either.. I guess makin fun of that fat ass mofo brought
the words outta me! haha<:]
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
haha, well thanks again man. You truly are a good pal...
HEY! PUT THOSE BOTTLES OF BACARDI BACK!!!<:]
[:>"The Mute dude that ain't Mute" Ineed$$$<:]
Sorry Playa, I can sale these on the street for $100 a
piece! I'll holla!!!<:]
[:>Ineed$$$ runs away with 7 bottles of Bacardi in his arms as Inferno chases
him. The scene fades.......<:]
[:> Exausted, and frusterated, Inferno is seen sitting at the bar with a
bottle of Smirnoff Black in his palm. The bottle is nearly gone, and Inferno
is damn near tipsy. Inferno feels a vibrating sensation in his right pocket.
He reaches his hand in, and pulls out his 3-way pager. He looks at who's calling
him, and once again, it's Chill. Inferno picks up his earpiece, and starts to
talk...<:]
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
Man, what the hell do you want? Did to you call me to
ridicule me? Did you call me to tell me how much of a "immature" little
brother I am? What the hell do you want?<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Actually
I just wanted to ask you where the hell you were, but since you brought it up..
you obviously spent a little too much time at that damn bar.. cos your obviously
drunk as hell right now.. so I advise you to watch your mouth!
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
Watch my mouth? WATCH MY MOUTH? You're telling ME to watch
MY mouth? If you were here right now, I'd kick your ass!!<:]
[:> As Inferno talks mess, Chill walks through the
bar's double doors.<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Oh is
that so?
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker' Inferno<:]
YOU SONOFABITCH!!<:]
[:>Inferno walks forward towards Chill and swings.
Inferno misses and falls to the ground. Chill puts Inferno in a headlock<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Calm
your stupid ass down! NOW! Have you lost your damn mind!? HUH!?
Gettin' this damn drunk before our big match? What's gotten
into you?
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:] Kiss
my ass! You think you're so big and bad! LET ME GO!!!<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: NOT
TILL YOU CALM DOWN! NO!
[:> Inferno stuggles to get free, but the more he struggles,
the tighter the hold gets. Inferno gives up.<:]
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
You know why I'm like this right now??!!? Thanks to YOU
hanging up in my freaking face, my anger got ahold of me, I got into a brawl
with some big fat ass guy, I nearly was killed, and Ineed$$$ stole 7 bottles
of Bacardi. THAT'S why I'm like this right now. All of this is YOUR fault!<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill:Now I
KNOW you're drunk.. why don't you try and become a man and accept reponsibility
for your own damn actions!
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:] MAKE
ME! You think you're God! Just because you've done EVERYTHING that can be done
in the ABAWA! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WIFE, AND A Wonderful little
boy! You THINK you're better than me! But Chill, you ain't nothing man, YOU'RE
NOTHING!!!<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Nothing,
huh? If you think that then your obviously a lot more inebriated then I thought
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:] Man....
why do you look down on me. Why? Just because I'm not married with a kid. Just
because I haven't conquered everything that you have. You constantly look down
on me. Why man?<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Because
of your undying need to get drunk before big matches that's why!
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker<:] You
know what? FORGET THE MATCH! Fight those two on your own. I saw you on the tube.
"I could beat them even WITHOUT my brother! So why don't you do what you
say, and leave me outta this? Because apparently I'm not "worthy"
of being your partner.<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: You think
that? You think your not worthy of being my partner.. I never said a damn thing
about you not being worthy, alright? Fact is.. you ARE my brother.. and regardless
of whether achievements say it or not.. just because we share the same bloodline..
makes you worthy of being my partner.. hell, it makes you worthy of being an
even bigger legend that I am.. Inferno.. you have all the potential in the world..
I just want to see you use it.. instead of wasting it with this bar.. and drinking
so much.. Use that anger.. to win titles.. and achievements!
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:] I...
if you have faith in me, then I have faith in myself... But there's one problem..
<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: What's
that?
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker" Inferno<:]
While we're off winning gold.... who the hell is gonna
run the bar?<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Uhh..
I dunno..
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker"
Inferno<:] :Slaps forehead: Duh! I'll let Ineed$$$
run it! Maybe if I gave him some responsibility, he'd stop stealing everything...uhh
bro.. would you mind letting my freaking neck go?!? We DO have a match, and
I need to be in tip top condition.<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill:lets go
of Inferno's neck.
Oh... my bad, bro.. ha ha ha..
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker"
Inferno<:] Inferno:
Ha ha..... ::Gives Chill a look::<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Hey..
you were goin crazy.. I had to do somethin..
[:>" The Brimstone Heartbreaker"
Inferno<:] Yeah.. well.. we gotta match to pre.......
hey.. remember I told you I invested in stuff?<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Dammit..
if you bought a strip club..
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker"
Inferno<:] Well.. I was going to... but then I thought
of all the fun we could have with these babies... ::Inferno
walks behind the bar, and pull's out two Automatic Sub Machine Paintball guns::
They even have our names engraved on them!<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Ha ha
ha.. hey, we can put these to good use.. if you catch my drift.
[:>"The Brimstone Heartbreaker"
Inferno<:] Are you thinking what I'm thinking.....?<:]
'ice cold assassin' Chill: Way ahead
of ya bro..
[:>So there you have it. Inferno and Chill shake hands,
with a VERY devious plan in mind. What are they going to do? And what are those
super atomic paint ball guns for? I guess we'll all find out next time!<:]
