Jim Ross:Welcome UNWE Fans and this is the first edition of Friday Night Impulse preview show. I am Jim Ross and along side me is Jerry "The King" Lawler and each and every week we will come to you prior to Impulse and give you a run down of the entire show and our opinions on all the matches.
The King:Right you are Ross! But we really need to start off with what could be the most unpredictable night even in UNWE by addressing all the changes that have been made going into this event. First off we have a new boss on Impulse and he is none other then The Boss. Everyone knows his past he is very unpredictable and no one ever knows what he is going to do except for him.
Jim Ross:So true King. The Boss has been brought in by Vince Russo as 50% owner to shake up Impulse and anyone who knows The Boss knows full well he will do just that. But we need to address the matches on tap for next week and we start out with Shannon Moore taking on Ron "The Truth" Killings. Both men looking to make their mark here in UNWE and they will have their chance in what should be a very fast paced match given both men's styles. I think however that the experience of Ron Killings could be too much for Shannon Moore to handle and I predict Killings will walk out the winner in this one.
The King:Well Ross if you could hear yourself you would realize how dumb you sound. Shannon Moore is far ahead of his time and he could very well be the future of Impulse and let's be honest Ron Killings does not have what it takes to make it in the big time. So with that being said I predict that Shannon Moore will come out on top and begin his rise through the ranks here on Impulse.
Jim Ross:From there King we have a ladder match to fill the vacant X-Division title as Raven takes on Brij. Now we do not know very much about Brij however the reputation of Raven speaks volumes. I have got to go with Raven on this one. I say Raven walks out with the gold.
The King:Well finally we agree on something. Brij is a very talented performer but let's be honest here you can never make up for lack of experience especially in such a violent match which is why I as well will go with Raven.
Jim Ross:From there we will see a 2 out of 3 falls match for the UNWE Universal Championship as the champion Destroyer defends against MoP. I think this will be a absolute classic but you know what I always say until you beat the champ you have to stick with him. I say Destroyer remains champion.
The King:Well I knew us agreeing would not last for long. Granted Destroyer has been a very dominate champion but I truly feel it is MoP's time and I really believe that on Impulse the champion will be dethroned. I say MoP becomes the new Universal Champion!
Jim Ross:From there we have a match that could very well be the show stealer as Ruthless will defend her title in a Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match against Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler and the returning Trish Stratus. Many feel Trish was screwed out of the title upon her being traded to Inferno but she is now back on Impulse and she is determined to prove her dropping the title was a fluke. But once again I saw Ruthless retains her title because until the champion is defeated you gotta stick with her.
The King:Ross are you on drugs? How can you take the champion in a 4-Way match? There are too many ways for her to lose her title and even though Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler are also fine performers I predict that Trish Stratus will prove her loss was in deed nothing more then a fluke. Trish regains the title on Impulse.
Jim Ross:From there we have our Main Event and what a way to kick off this new era on Impulse as we will see Triple H, Hollywood Hogan and Randy Orton competing in a Triple Threat Elimination match for the vacant UNWE World Heavyweight Title. This match is so hard to call King especially with Randy Orton being the wild card but as I always say experience kills so I predict the legend Hulk Hogan walks out champion!
The King:Good pick Ross......WRONG but a good pick. I normally would say it is Randy Orton's time but you are forgetting The Game! He always finds a way to win so I say Triple H walks out World Champion!
Jim Ross:All in all King this has the makings of a legendary night in Madison Square Garden. Also with The Boss now in charge one thing is for sure and that is nothing's for sure.
The King:Right you are Ross right you are.
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