As the show comes back from a commercial break and all the wrestlers are cutting promos..suddenly Time to Play The Game hits over the stereo system and Triple H walks out into teh arena with a mic in hand.. 'That Damn Good' Triple H // Alright cut the damn music now. I dont have all night here. I only have a few minutes because i need to go backstage and get ready for my match tonight. You see tonight is great for so many reasons. Because number one.. im a main event in the first SEX show.. feels pretty damn good even though it happens all the time. Number.. 2.. my girlfriend.. Trish Stratus *the crowd boos all all around him* will be winning her match tonight to face one of the other woman for the title in the near future meaning she will become the womens champion soon enough, which is also very good. And number three and above all the others.. tonight i will be one step closer to becoming the World Heavyweight Champion. Why you ask.. well its simple you see. Because tonight in one corner we've got Randy Orton.. the man they call they Legend Killer.. the FUTURE of this business .. Please... Randy you are nothing but a pathetic.. child.. REALLY i mean you arent even in my LEAGUE But you seem to think that you are going to win this thing and believe me that is fine with me because you can THINK all you want when i know and everyone else knows that you are nothing but a damn loser. Now Randy i know your not at the arena yet.. your probably out somewhere getting your hair done and suits all tailored but hear this because i know your watching.We've got history you and i.. we really do i mean you used o be apart of Evolution..the BIGGEST stable in history. But then.. when Randy got a little too cocky for himself.. he got the thumbs down and he was kicked out. And then his jealous rage kicked in and he wanted to prove he is better then me. And he still wants to do that but it will NEVER happen. Because asskicking Orton .. doesnt even apply to what i am going to do to you when i get in the ring with you. I am going to tear you apart in the ring and have fun doing it. And Orton you havent said much about me which is a good thing.. Oh wait.. no i wouldnt have i forgot you dont have a thing called a brain. And you also dont have a thing called wreslting skills. If you think for one moment that oyu have what it takes to become champion.. let me LAUGH in your face. You may have been Champion in WWE.. but thats because i wasnt in the match and you didtn face me. Otherwise.. it would have been a rerun type thing when i kicked your ass! Remeber that Orton..remember that..i will pulverize you before the match and you will not even get your shot at the title..Simple as that.. .like it or not. So you see ladies and gent.. Suddenly WHOOOOOOA! time to rock n roll hits as Trish walks out into the arena. Triple H smiles at her as he tosses the ring and walks up the rampways slowly to a waiting Trish. She takes his hand and raises it in the air as the scene fades.. After the breaks the titantron shows a recap of what happened moments ago in the ring when Triple H was speaking about his match. The cameras then show the backstage area and some people laughing. The cameras zoom around and show about four teenage girls standing there with posters and markers in there hands. They are all talking and waiting outside of a locker room./ Suddenly the door opens and Triple H walks out with his sunglasses on and his leather jacket. His hair is down now and suddenly the girl's catch a glimpse of him.. They all rush over holding out there posters and markers for him to sign. Triple H backs away and puts his hand up.. 'That Damn Good' Triple H // Whoa there Girls.. not the best way to approach me.. You should be more respectful here. Dont you know who i am..
'Flirty Hottie' Sara:Of course we do.. Your Triple H. And i must say you are the sexiest man ever. Would you sign something for me..
'That Damn Good' Triple H // Well im kinda on a tight scheduled here but i guess i could take a second to give you girls some autographs..
The girl claps her hands and then pulls her shirt down a little ..
'Flirty Hottie'Sara:Umm you can just sign here.. i dont have any pictures on me of you..
Triple H laughs and then shrugs his shoulders and takes her pen and signs her cleavage. She smiles and then he hands her back the marker. The girl screams and smiles again suddenly jumping into his arms.. Triple H shoves him off of her and then gives her a weird look.. 'That Damn Good' Triple H // Look i told you id give you an auotgraph i didnt say you could maul me to death. This coat cost a hell of alot of money. Look i need to be going.. catch me tommorow night when i kick Orton's ass..
'Flirty Hottie' Sara:Oh you bet i will. But one more question where is Trish?
'That Damn Good' Triple H // I cant tell you that. See ya girls..
Triple H flashes his smile and walks off down the hallway .The girls scream and jump up and down happy they met Triple H. 'That Damn Good' Triple H // HEY NOW.. Coach.. what the hell do you want stopping me like this. I have places to go people to see... asses to kick..
'Annoying'Coach:Well Hunter i was wondering if you could speak for a second about your match. If you win the match are you afraid that the next event it may be someone better then Orton
'That Damn Good' Triple H // You know you never did make any sense of yourself. There good athletes.. Coach please.. They come out to the ring as an entertainer not a wrestler. Jericho may have humor but he doesnt have the wrestling skills like me. He couldnt beat me if he wanted to.. just like i said earlier. And Orton well dont even get me started on him. Ya i remember last year and you should to.. in WWE Orton was all talk before our matches.. ALL talk saying how he was going to win and everything .The ladies would choose my perfect body over yours any day. 'That Damn Good' Triple H // Well all i can say is that.. Im counting on it!
He smirks to Coach and then shoves past him and goes out of the building. A black limo is waiting and Triple H opens the door |
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