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<Bgsound src="Saliva_Always.mp3" loop=infinite> HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!
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[:[-SCENE-]:] The WuW logo fades up and the WuW cameras zoom in to a huge bicep. Matt Lehman is flexing his biceps. He is in an area backstage where there is only storage, but also has a large door opening to the outside. Lehman is wearing black jeans and shades. He flexes his right bicep up to the point that he kisses it! He then cracks his neck and starts walking down a hallway where there are a few stage hands. He walks up to a small stagehand and introduces himself.

[ 'the Hitman' | Matt Lehman ] "Hey yo, I'm Matt Lehman. The new guy around here. Can you tell me where the locker rroms are?"

[ 'Skinny lil man' | Nick Norton ] "Oh my God! It's the Hitman! Holy sheep shit he is here......in WuW! I never thought I would get to meet such a big superstar. Mr. Lehman, could I please bother you to get an autograpgh?"

[:[-SCENE-]:] Matt rubs his chin and smiles. He is looking over at a very attractive stagehand bending over.

[ 'the Hitman' | Matt Lehman ] "Hey man I tell you what. You get that freak over there to come over here and give the Hitman a hummer and I'll give you an autograph."

[ 'Skinny lil man' | Nick Norton ] "What? A hummer? I can;t get a girl like....... Wait your the Hitman......hell that's all I have to say to gert her over here. Alright, I'll do it."

[:[-SCENE-]:] The man walks over to the woman that is bending over and starts talking to her. She turns around and smiles at the Hitman. Then you can make out the word HUMMER from the small man's mouth and the chick freaks and slugs him in the eye! She storms off. The small stagehand walks over to Hitman holding his eye.

[ 'Skinny lil man' | Nick Norton ] "Sorry man, I tried. So......how about that autograph?"

[:[-SCENE-]:] the Hitman grabs him by the neck and preses him against the wall. As the Hitman lectures the boy he presses his body up farther and farther on the wall.

[ 'the Hitman' | Matt Lehman ] "What did I hear? What the hell did you just do? Did you just scare off a hot momma? Did you just lose the Hitman's chance to get some action on the side? Did you just become the world's stupidest Cock-blobk? DID YOU?"

[:[-SCENE-]:] The boy starts to mumble, but his fear is overcoming him. And that fact that he can barely breathe doesn't help much either.

[ 'the Hitman' | Matt Lehman ] "Son.......you just screwed with the best in the business. You screwed the Sex Beast, the Mackdaddy Monster, the Hitman..........you just screwed Matt Lehman."

[:[-SCENE-]:] Lehman drps the man, who slams against the concrete floor holding his neck and gasping for air. Lehman starts to turn around but suddenly grabs him and presses him over his head. He then presses the man's body up and down. Suddenly a very attractive brunette walks up and Lehman just drops the stagehand behind him. The stagehand smashes against the cold concrete floor and groins from pain. Lehman walks up to the lady and picks her up in his arms.

[ 'the Hitman' | Matt Lehman ] "Your one hot momma!"

[ 'Dangerously Gorgeous' | Maresa Lehman ] "Aww hunny how come your always so sweet? And by the way what did that poor guy do?"

[ 'the Hitman' | Matt Lehman ] "Lets just say he got in the way of me and my business. That poor sap is lucky that I stopped when I did."

[ 'Dangerously Gorgeous' | Maresa Lehman ] "You can't always be running around beating everyone up that makes you mad."

[ 'the Hitman' | Matt Lehman ] "That's bullshit! the Hitman can and will whoop anyone's ass anytime anywhere, and thats the truth! Hitman doesn't back down from a fight."

[ 'Dangerously Gorgeous' | Maresa Lehman ] "But hunny.....most of the time you start the fights So how can you not back down?"

[ 'the Hitman' | Matt Lehman ] "Listen here woman! I am the man in this relationship, which means a couple different things.......one, I am on top.......two, I choose what we do, when we do it......three, you told tell me what to do woman........and four, whatever I say goes! Now, lets go find those showers, and am in need of your services."

[:[-SCENE-]:] the Hitman drops the mic. He lays a kiss on Maresa and then walks to the corner and poses on the scond rope. He flexes his massive muscles as the scene fades to black.

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This layout was mainly created by M.C. produstions. But the text at the top was created my M.L. procutions and the side was too. Matt Lehman is in no way affiliated with WWE or Scott Steiner in any way.
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