Roleplay Title: You Kick Ass When Your...STONE..COLD..STEVE..AUSTIN!
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| | BEGIN SCENE : GAME TIME | |

| | The scene opens up backstage in Stone Cold's locker room where we see the door open and Stone Cold sitting on his sofa drinking a beer. Stone Cold then throws the can onto the floor and reaches over and grabs another beer and pops the top and chugs it down as into the locker room walks TRIPLE H! Stone Cold stands up and looks at him as Triple H smiles and reaches out his hand and Stone Cold shakes it | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You want a beer man?"

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Nah man I would but I got a big night tonight."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "We got a big night on Sundee! Me you and that silly basturd Chris Jericho going against Rhino Taker and that rat basturd Kurt Angle!"

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Yeah you got that right! They wanna step up and play our game...but they will fall and fall hard!"

| | Stone Cold then finishes off the beer | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I'm fixin to get me another beer, you want one Trip's?"

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Nah I'm gonna have to take a rain check on that one but hey good luck to you for beating Rhino on Smackdown..."

| | Stone Cold then nods | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I showed everyone that I'm back and my neck ain't no problem no more! That sorry son of a bitch thought he was just gonna run me over but he was wrong! I'm no punk ass and I had a point to make and I made it like never before!"

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "I get Rhino at Wrestlemania..."

| | Triple H begins to think as Stone Cold interupts | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You can kick his ass...All he has is his little gore he runs around trying to hit...He makes me sick! He's not a wrestler, he's a jackass!"

| | Triple H then laughs | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Either way it goes I'm walkin outta Wrestlemania with what belongs to me and thats the CWF World Title..."

| | Stone Cold then gets a serious look on his face | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Triple H looks confused | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "WHO?"

| | Stone Cold now looks confused | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "It belongs to you...? I have to object to that Trip's because that sum bitch belongs to me!"

| | Triple H laughs a little | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Well...I guess we both may be right but I get the shot first and that dumb ass isn't leaving with my Title!"

| | Stone Cold then nods and shrugs a little | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "But now we got to kick his ass on Smackdown! Open up some whoop ass on his sorry ass!"

| | Triple H nods and agrees | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "I tell you what...I'm gonna beat the hell outta him and you just kick Kurts Ass! We will make sure Jericho does his part and takes out Taker!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Sounds like a plan to me! But let's just get 1 thing clear...Your getting a shot...And I kicked Rhinos ass! So if you fail to win don't be pissed if Stone Cold Steve Austin is the next cWf Champion!"

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "If I don't get the job done...It all yours man!"

| | Stone Cold then nods | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Good I'm glad theres no bullshit between us, we are both after the same thing and I appreciate ya comin out on Smackdown when those sorry no good son of a bitches were tryin to kick my ass! Oh bayback is a bitch and all of them sorry basturds will find that out!!! DON'T MESS WITH AUSTIN! They will learn this first hand and they will never ever screw with me again!"

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "It's no problem Steve, I'm not gonna sit back and let no one that I know get their ass kicked by 4 people! Kurt Angle and his ass kissers wanna play this game huh?! Well I don't think they do! They will find out first hand why you don't play this game...this game plays YOU!!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "They will find out why AUSTIN 3:16 says I just WHOOPED YOUR ASS!"

| | Triple H then laughs | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Your damn right! We got this match! It's time to show everyone why we once were the greatest tag team of all time! One more time!"

| | Stone Cold then nods and walks over and grabs something behind the couch | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I got a little present for you Trips..."

| | Triple H waits as Stone Cold pulls a guitar out from beside the couch as Triple H laughs | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Oh no..."

| | Stone Cold then smiles and then he plays a small tune | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I've got a song for us and our match! And it goes a little something like this..."

| | Stone Cold then clears his throat for a few seconds and then he plays a tune and starts singing as The Game watches | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake"

Sundee night we are playing a game
These sumbitches will never be the same
Whoop ass will be opened and fed' to the jackasses
At Wrestlemania Triple H gonna win that Title
And kick Rhinos ass
Stone Cold Steve Austin gonna drink some beer
And raise some hell
Drink some more beer
And raise some more hell
Stunners will be given out
And jackasses will hit the mat
Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

| | Triple H then laughs | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "That was....pretty good Steve..."

| | Triple H then gets a lying look on his face. Stone Cold then gets a thought as he smiles at Triple H | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You wanna sing a song Trip's?!"

| | Triple H then laughs a little | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Nah nah afraid I can't but Steve I think I need to go...Gotta get ready for our match!"

| | Stone Cold now acts like he is sad | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Why...Why ya gotta leave? You can drink some beer!"

| | Triple H shrugs | |

| | Triple H | | "The Game" "Man I would but I need to get ready maybe tomorrow night! Take it easy Steve, I'll talk to you later."

| | Triple H then heads out of the lockerroom as Stone Cold comes to the door and yells to Trips as he leaves | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Come back! I've got beer! I've got tunes! Come back Hunter!"

| | People in the hallway look at Steve weird. He looks back at the little guy across the hallway and then Stone Cold acts as if he is gonna pounce on the guy and the guy takes off running as Stone Cold laughs | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Still got it!"

| | Stone Cold closes his locker room door as the scene fades | |

| | END SCENE : GAME TIME | |


 
 
 
 
 
 


| | BEGIN SCENE : WHAT IS HE DOING? | |

| | The scene picks up as Stone Cold is seen sitting in his locker room drinking beer. Stone Cold then gets up and heads out into the hallway and see's a few fans huddled around a guy with a pony tail. Stone Cold then walks up towards the guy and the guy turns around and it's RVD | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Yo Dude!"

| | Stone Cold looks at RVD weird | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Yo dude..."

| | RVD then shakes Steve's hand | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Wassssup bro?!"

| | The kids then head off to find The Rock as RVD and Steve talk | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Just drinkin a beer hanging out."

| | RVD then smiles | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Yeah dude I heard that!"

| | Stone Cold then looks at RVD weird | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You heard that cause I said it...?"

| | RVD looks confused | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Dude...huh?!"

| | Stone Cold looks confused | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Your a confusin guy Rob Van Dam...Do you confuse everyone?"

| | RVD looks around | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "What?"

| | Stone Cold then gets another confused look on his face | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "That was my word!"

| | RVD looks at Stone Cold funny | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "WHAT word?"

| | Stone Cold then points at RVD | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?!"

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "WHERE?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "WHO?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "WHEN?"

| | Stone Cold then rubs the top of his head | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "STOP THAT!"

| | RVD looks confused | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Stop WHAT?"

| | Austin then points again | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "THATS MY WORD! WHAT?"

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "HUH?"

| | Stone Cold now looks pissed off | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Don't say WHAT? again! Thats my word!"

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Dude...It's just a word..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "And whoop ass is just a can!"

| | RVD then laughs | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Your funny for an old dude bro!"

| | Stone Cold then gets a mad look on his face | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | RVD then laughs | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "See! Theres your word again dude!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Your not very smart are you?"

| | RVD nods | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Hell yeah dude!"

| | Stone Cold then laughs | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle whooped your ass last week but don't worry I'll whoop his ass for you on Smackdown!"

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Dude Kurt's a cheater! He totally screwed me out of my win but hey I've moved on...I just wanna have fun and kick some ass!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I just wanna kick some ass, raise some hell and drink some beer!"

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "See dude you have alot in common with..."

| | RVD then does the pointing at himself | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "ROB...VAN...DAM!"

| | Stone Cold then stares at RVD | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No your looking at the worlds toughest son of a bitch..."

| | Stone Cold then does a pointing pose | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "STONE..COLD..STEVE...AUSTIN!"

| | Rvd smiles and then points | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Dude! Thats mine!...WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold points at RVD | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Don't do my words!...DUDE!"

| | RVD then acts like a tough guy | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "BOOM! Stunner! Stank on it!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "COOL!"

| | RVD then laughs | |

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "DTA...Don't Touch my Ass!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Rob Van Dam | | "The Whole F/N Show" "Everything is just cool!"

| | RVD and Stone Cold stare at each other as the scene fades | |

| | END SCENE : WHAT IS HE DOING? | |


 
 
 
 
 
 

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