| | BEGIN SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | The scene opens up backstage in Stone Cold Steve Austin and Debras locker room here in the MCI Center where later tonight Stone Cold Steve Austin will battle the CWF World Heavyweight Champion RHINO 1 on 1. Stone Cold is pacing around his locker room while Debra sits on the couch anxiously waiting also. Stone Cold then stops in front of her and looks at her | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Hand me another beer." | | Debra then smirks as she reaches over and pulls a beer out of the cooler and hands it to Steve and he opens it and begins to drink it | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Why do you gotta get drunk before your match Steve?" | | Steve stops and looks at her with a cold look and she looks away | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "LOOK AT ME!" | | Debra then looks at Steve | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra smirks and turns her head as he begins to pace again | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Your making me nervous...please come sit down..." | | Stone Cold continues to pace | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I can't Debra! Don't you know whats about to happen?! I'm bought to go out there in less than 2 hours and kick the World Champions ASS! This sumbitch isn't just gonna roll over like a dog and let me kick his ass now is he?! NUHH UHH! I gotta have an attitude when I go out there and I gotta be ready to stomp a mudhole!" | | Debra then nods a little | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yeah if you win this you may get a shot.." | | Stone Cold then holds a hand over a ear and in the other can he holds his beer | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO! | | Stone Cold then smirks as the camera fades to black | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | Reasons Stone Cold Is The Greatest Wrestler In The CWF!
| | BEGIN SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | |
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Hand me another beer." | | Debra then smirks as she reaches over and pulls a beer out of the cooler and hands it to Steve and he opens it and begins to drink it | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Why do you gotta get drunk before your match Steve?" | | Steve stops and looks at her with a cold look and she looks away | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "LOOK AT ME!" | | Debra then looks at Steve | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra smirks and turns her head as he begins to pace again | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Your making me nervous...please come sit down..." | | Stone Cold continues to pace | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I can't Debra! Don't you know whats about to happen?! I'm bought to go out there in less than 2 hours and kick the World Champions ASS! This sumbitch isn't just gonna roll over like a dog and let me kick his ass now is he?! NUHH UHH! I gotta have an attitude when I go out there and I gotta be ready to stomp a mudhole!" | | Debra then nods a little | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yeah if you win this you may get a shot.." | | Stone Cold then holds a hand over a ear and in the other can he holds his beer | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Why do you gotta get drunk before your match Steve?" | | Steve stops and looks at her with a cold look and she looks away | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "LOOK AT ME!" | | Debra then looks at Steve | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra smirks and turns her head as he begins to pace again | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Your making me nervous...please come sit down..." | | Stone Cold continues to pace | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I can't Debra! Don't you know whats about to happen?! I'm bought to go out there in less than 2 hours and kick the World Champions ASS! This sumbitch isn't just gonna roll over like a dog and let me kick his ass now is he?! NUHH UHH! I gotta have an attitude when I go out there and I gotta be ready to stomp a mudhole!" | | Debra then nods a little | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yeah if you win this you may get a shot.." | | Stone Cold then holds a hand over a ear and in the other can he holds his beer | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "LOOK AT ME!" | | Debra then looks at Steve | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra smirks and turns her head as he begins to pace again | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Your making me nervous...please come sit down..." | | Stone Cold continues to pace | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I can't Debra! Don't you know whats about to happen?! I'm bought to go out there in less than 2 hours and kick the World Champions ASS! This sumbitch isn't just gonna roll over like a dog and let me kick his ass now is he?! NUHH UHH! I gotta have an attitude when I go out there and I gotta be ready to stomp a mudhole!" | | Debra then nods a little | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yeah if you win this you may get a shot.." | | Stone Cold then holds a hand over a ear and in the other can he holds his beer | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra smirks and turns her head as he begins to pace again | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Your making me nervous...please come sit down..." | | Stone Cold continues to pace | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I can't Debra! Don't you know whats about to happen?! I'm bought to go out there in less than 2 hours and kick the World Champions ASS! This sumbitch isn't just gonna roll over like a dog and let me kick his ass now is he?! NUHH UHH! I gotta have an attitude when I go out there and I gotta be ready to stomp a mudhole!" | | Debra then nods a little | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yeah if you win this you may get a shot.." | | Stone Cold then holds a hand over a ear and in the other can he holds his beer | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Your making me nervous...please come sit down..." | | Stone Cold continues to pace | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I can't Debra! Don't you know whats about to happen?! I'm bought to go out there in less than 2 hours and kick the World Champions ASS! This sumbitch isn't just gonna roll over like a dog and let me kick his ass now is he?! NUHH UHH! I gotta have an attitude when I go out there and I gotta be ready to stomp a mudhole!" | | Debra then nods a little | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yeah if you win this you may get a shot.." | | Stone Cold then holds a hand over a ear and in the other can he holds his beer | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I can't Debra! Don't you know whats about to happen?! I'm bought to go out there in less than 2 hours and kick the World Champions ASS! This sumbitch isn't just gonna roll over like a dog and let me kick his ass now is he?! NUHH UHH! I gotta have an attitude when I go out there and I gotta be ready to stomp a mudhole!" | | Debra then nods a little | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yeah if you win this you may get a shot.." | | Stone Cold then holds a hand over a ear and in the other can he holds his beer | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yeah if you win this you may get a shot.." | | Stone Cold then holds a hand over a ear and in the other can he holds his beer | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I don't wanna hear it! All I gotta do is kick his ass and I'm the next Champ!" | | Debra then stands up and smiles | | | | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Give me a hug Steve!" | | Stone Cold then backs up with a weird look on his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No...Sit down...Your not Vince!" | | Debra then gives Steve a big hug as Steve freaks out but jus tthen the door opens and Debra stops hugging Steve and they both look as we see Chris Jericho come into view laughing. Stone Cold holds his beer in his hand and takes a drink as Chris comes closer. | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Well well well! If it isn't an assclown love fest!" | | Stone Cold then laughs and smirks | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did you knock?" | | Chris looks around and then he laughs loudly | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "Now why in the living hell would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "I said why would THE KING OF THE WORLD have to knock?!" | | Stone Cold the ngives him a weird look | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Chris smirks | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You heard me!" | | Stone Cold gets a serious look on is face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You hear me you little meely mouth basturd! Take your ass out of my locker room, I don't give a rats ass what you got to say cause I don't wanna hear it! Go you better leave before I open up a big fat can of whoop ass on you!" | | Chris then acts as if he is scared | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "OOOOOH Big bad Stone Cold gonna hurt me! Listen up jerky! I just came by to wish you luck against Rhino because quite frankly you will need it..." | | Chris then goes over and opens Steves cooler and gets a beer and he opens it and stands with Steve as he drinks it some | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "He's the Champ and you...well your old now! You just can't cut it like you used to old timer! I think it's time to hang the boots up and go back to Redneckville and shoot deer and play in the mud!" | | Stone Cold pays close attention as he the knnocks the beer out of Chris's hand and gets in his face | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I told you plain and simple to take your carcass out of my locker room or I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry! And now you have done drank one of my beers! I only got about 18 left So I tell you what I'm gonna give you, not to the count of 5 but to the WHAT of 5 to leave my locker room or I'mma beat your sorry ass all the way back to Canada! WHAT?" | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't..." | | Stone Cold then interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho then backs up a little | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You can't be mean to me I'm..." | | Stone Cold then interupts again | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jericho backs up even more | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "You'll be sorry!" | | Once again Steve interupts | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Jerciho then opens the door | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "ASSCLOWN!" | | Stone Cold then runs towards Chris as he hurries out of the locker room. Stone Cold turns around to see Debra smiling at him | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | Debra then comes closer | | | | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Chris Jericho | | "The King Of The World" "How about a bit of a cookie?!" | | The scene fades as Stone Cold takes a big drink of his beer | | | | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | | | | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | | | | The scene returns as Smackdown is on the air and we see Michael Cole standing backstage with the camera | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | END SCENE : IN THE LOCKER ROOM WARMING UP | |
| | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD ON TV | |
| | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ladies and gentlemen in just a few moments we will see Kurt Angle take on RVD and I hope to catch a word with RVD..." | | Michael stops talking as someone walks up. We don't see him but Cole does as he looks scared. The camera then shows Stone Cold! The fans go wild with cheers. Stone Cold then stares at Cole with a mean look as Cole looks like he is gonna piss himself | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Hey Stone...Stone..." | | Stone Cold then leans over and talks into the mic | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?" | | The fans then yell WHAT as Michael acts like normal as Steve helps him stand straight | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stand up straight. We're not gonna be talkin to no damn Rob Van Dam. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | We're gonna be talkin to Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Bionic Redneck! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Alcholed Fueled Ass Kicker! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ME! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said me! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So come on Cole do your little interview and hold the mic up for me so the people can hear it. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know they wanna hear it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Here lets see...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...If you wanna hear Stone Cold talk give me a HELL YEAH! | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | We didn't hear you? | | The Fans Yell HELL YEAH | | Ok then! Go on Michael!" | | Michael then holds the mic as Stone Cold holds onto it too | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well ok Steve...you do face the World Champion a little later...What a match this should be!" | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It should be a good match! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Because you know Michael Cole that I don't take no BS from no one! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if some basturd wants to wrassle with Stone Cold Steve Austin I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop him! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Rhino is the World Heavyweight Champ! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But he still can't open up a can of whoop ass like I can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But tonight...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |..I'll try my hardest to teach him how to! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He can hide with his little Title all he wants. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But after Triple H and him wrestle at Wrestlemania...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I'll get my shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And when I do, whoever in the hell is Champion will get 1 thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You wanna know what that is Cole? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said a STONE COLD STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WITH SOME STANK ON IT! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Out like a light! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So either way it goes Cole, this dumb sumbitch is gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass compliments to Stone Cold Steve Austin!" | | Michael Cole then moves on | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "But aren't you afraid of Rhinos..." | | Stone Cold then gives Cole a mean look as Cole looks scared | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Me afraid of Rhino? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I ain't scared of a damn thing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've kicked many mens asses who are better than this basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You remember Cole, you little basturd, that Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't scared of nothin!" | | Cole then nods | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok sorry Steve...But Rhino is the Champ..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet your ass he is champ. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I ain't sayin that he's done a bad job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the time has come for his run to end! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's time for a new era to begin in the CWF! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And thats the ass whoopin era! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Led by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've put all of these so called CWF Superstars on notice, well I hope they are paying attention because now is when the whoop ass opens! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or should I say...the former man around here! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This guy knows that when he gets his carcass inbetween those ropes in tha tring that his ass belongs to Stone Cold! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He knows that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He makes his buddy Vince McMahon make this match non title because he knows Stone Cold's gonna kick his ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vince wants to turn his back on me, thats fine because now Vince your in the war path too! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | If you stick your nose in Stone Colds business you become a target! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if your a target that means a STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I've gotten you before Vince! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And it damn sure ain't gonna hurt me to do it again! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Keep your ass backhere in your big office because if you come out there you won't like what you see or what you get!" | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Ok Steve moving on just a little..You have Kurt Angles medals and we heard from him this week..He isn't happy..." | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Kurt Angle wants to stick his nose in my business! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Well I stuck my nose in his! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And as far as his Medals go, they aren't his Medals anymore! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They are Stone Colds medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I got it for opening the most whoop ass ever! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if Kurt Angle wants to try to get these Medals back he knows where I am! I'm not a hard man to find Cole! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You can find me here in Washington tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | At a local bar! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Gettin drunk! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Eatin chips! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinkin more beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Playin pool! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Singin songs! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Drinin beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Raisin hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Did I say drinkin beer? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I guess so! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Kurt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You just bring your little beedy eyes on out tonight and see what you get. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it won't be your Medals! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It will be a good ole fashin ASS WHOOPIN! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just how Washington likes it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?" | | The fans cheer as Stone Cold straightens Michaels collar | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You need to straighten up that coller you little basturd. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your on TV!" | | Michael seems nervous as he seems ready to go | | | | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Michael Cole | | "The Frosted Haired Geek" "Well Steve...Good luck tonight..." | | Stone Cold then stops Cole as he tries to go | | | | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Did I tell you that you could go? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | HUH?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No I did not! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tonight Rhino gets his ass whooped! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You need to do your job and report on that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The CWF Champion gettin a mudhole stomped in his ass is a big story! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Front page! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Headline! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Hell whereever that goes! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make no mistake about it Cole...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Rhino isn't the worlds toughest guy...I AM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | My good friend JR doesn't call me The Bionic Redneck for nothing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | All this sorry basturd is, is the man beast! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | He runs around here swearing and raising hell! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats not his job! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | ITS MINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No one raises hell like Stone Cold Steve Austin does! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Make that a fact that is known! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Everyone knows it! And tonight Rhino will know it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | After a Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Boom! He hits the mat! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then a 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then 2! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And 3! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | His ass just got kicked! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...
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