Roleplay Title: Karoke Night At The Deer Tavern!
Next Match: VS  RhIno
 

 



 
 



| | BEGIN SCENE : THE DOOR IS OPEN | |

| | The setting is a bar in Austin Texas called The Deer Tavern. The cameras pick up as we see about 50 people gathered just having fun. We hear the people laughing and being loud. The camera then goes to the door and we see Steve Austin walking in along with Debra! Several people by the door smile and shake Steve's hand. Stone Cold then heads over to the bar and he see's 2 empty seats. Debra sits down beside him as they then order | |

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "Hey Ya'll! Good to see ya'll back!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Good to be home."

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "What ya'll want to drink?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I'll have a beer please."

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "I'll have a coke please."

| | The woman then smiles as Stone Cold gives Debra a weird look | |

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "Ok Just a second..."

| | Stone Cold then laughs at Debra | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "A coke? What are ya a lil kid? A young'n?!"

| | A couple of guys around the bar then begin to laugh along with Steve | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Well I just don't wanna get drunk like you always do..."

| | Stone Cold then looks upset as Debra gets a scared look on her face | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "I'm sorry..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | The Bartender then brings them back 2 drinks and Austin gets his and kills it. The other guys in the bar then cheer for Steve, a guy beside Steve then raises his glass | |

| | Don | | "The Big Man" "This is a toast to the best ass kicker to ever live in Texas! Hell anywhere for that matter! To you, Stone Cold Steve Austin!"

| | The guys all then cheer and make noise as Stone Cold is handed another glass of beer, this time a big one and he raises his glass | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I'll damn sure drink to that!"

| | Everyone begins to yell and carry on again as another guy who is a pretty bulky looking guy, looks like a wrestler stands up and talks to eveyrone with a loud voice | |

| | Zack | | "The Redneck King" "Well Boi's look like we got us another famous person here so we need to show him that down here in Texas we can party!"

| | Everyone yells and whistles loud then as the guy smashes his glass against another guys glass | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right we can! Everything is bigger in Texas!"

| | Everyone still is loud but Debra then stands up on her barstool and all of the men in the tavern are whistling as she tries to quiet them down | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "EVERYONE!...Can I have your attention?...Thank you! First off, puppies are surely bigger in Texas!"

| | Everyone whistles at Debra as Stone Cold drinks it up | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "But you know what else is bigger in Texas?"

| | Everyone still whistles but one guy answers Debra. He is sitting at a table across the room | |

| | Donny | | "The Pervert" "Pie is bigger in Texas!"

| | The women get mad while the men yell and get excited | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Maybe with some of these Divas but not Mrs Stone Cold! But 1 thing of mine is definately bigger in Texas!"

| | Whistling can still be heard as Debra smiles | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "My Faboulus Debra COOKIES! Who wants some?!"

| | Stone Cold gets a scared look on his face and he makes Debra get down | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Stop pulling me Steve!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Get'chur ass down! Don't choke these people with those damn cookies! "

| | Debra gets down and looks at Steve weird | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "My cookies don't choke, they satisfy!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra then reaches over and grabs Stone Colds bear and drinks it all up as the people at the bat cheer | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Now!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Everyone then begins to look over towards the small stage as a young girl is standing there. The music begins to play and everyone begins to whistle. Mostly men because the young girl is cute | |

| | Manda | | "The Big Star"


She was aware of her insecurities as she took the stage
She was convinced if she got up there that she'd be discovered someday

So she belted it
She hit the high notes fearlessly
Oh she melted them, as she brought them to their feet

She was a big star at Banana Joe's bar where
She sang karaoke everynight
She said if you work hard to get where you are it feels good in the hot spot light
She was a big star

She made the local cable shows where the camera fell in love with her face
After a couple of weekends the groupies were crawling all over the place
She signed autographs like she was Garth Brooks in a skirt
and in the aftermath, that small time town was hers

She was a big star at Banana Joe's bar where
She sang karaoke everynight
She said if you work hard to get where you are it feels good in the hot spot light
She was a big star

She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her down
They only thought she entertains is where they are and where she is now

All her old neighbors swear their certain she slept her way to the top
She knows you don't get where your going unless you got something they ain't got

So she sings tonight to 20,000 plus and the young girls scream out loud
Man that could be us
She's a big star as she eats caviar just before she performs every night
She says if you work hard to get where you are it feels good in the hot spot light
She's a big star
She's a big star


| | Everyone cheers as the young diva steps down happy. A bald headed older guy is on the mic now | |

| | Dean | | "The Bald Head" "Whos next?! Who wants to sing us all a song?! Come on now! Don't be shy!"

| | Debra then looks at Stone Cold and he is smiling | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "No Steve! Don't do it!"

| | Stone Cold then stands up | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I will!"

| | Everyone then cheers for Stone Cold as he makes his way to the stage | |

| | Dean | | "The Bald Head" "Well come on feller!"

| | Stone Cold gets on stage and then he clears his throat as he looks out into the audience | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Tonight I'm gonna sing you all a song thats 1 of my personal favorites...If you know the words sing along! Hmmmm Ummmm AHHHH Hmmm Ummm..."

| | Stone Cold clears his throat and now he is ready | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake"

Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp--
They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tatoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think,-- hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top;
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame, And I know it's my own damn fault.

| | Everyone goes crazy and stands up and cheers loudly for Steve as he blushes and then takes a bow | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Thank ya thank ya!"

| | A chant of ENCORE ENCORE begins and Steve laughs | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Another?"

| | Everyone cheers | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Well I can do another! Let's see...This is 1 of my personal favorites, it's by a good friend of mine, Tim McGraw!"

| | Austin again clears his throat and begins to sing | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake"

We were born in this little town
Growin' up I was counting down
Every single day till we made our get-away
But you said you could never see yourself
Trying to make a life anywhere else
This would be your home and I was on my own
But ever since we said good-bye
I've been out here on the wind
Baby you would be surprised
All the places you have been
I've seen you in

Albuquerque waitin' out a blizzard
Arizona dancin' 'cross the desert
Watchin' the sun set in Monterey
Girl I swear just the other day you were
Down in Georgia pickin' them peaches
In Carolina barefoot on the beaches
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you
Everywhere

Now days
When I'm passin' through
The conversation always turns to you
I hear you're doin' fine
Livin' out by the county line
Got a man that's home every night
a couple of kids and the kind of life
That you want to lead
Guess you could say the same for me
Cause you and made our choices
All those years ago
Still I know I'll hear your voice
And see you down the road
Maybe in

Oklahoma drivin' 'cross the prairie
In Dallas, Texas isn't that where we
Always said we would like to try
Never did so maybe that's why you're on
Every highway just beyond the high-beams
Right beside me in all of my sweet dreams
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you in

Albuquerque waitin' out a blizzard
Arizona dancin' 'cross the desert
Watchin' the sun set in Monterey
Girl I swear just the other day you were
Down in Georgia pickin' them peaches
In Carolina barefoot on the beaches
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you
Everywhere

| | Everyone cheers for Stone Cold and then he bows again and the bald headed man comes up onto the stage | |

| | Dean | | "The Bald Head" "Good job Steve but whos next...?"

| | Stone Cold then looks at the guy with a pissed off look | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | The guy then ask's again | |

| | Dean | | "The Bald Head" "Who wants to shine bright now?!"

| | Stone Cold then pushes the guy out of the way | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Get your sorry no good carcass away! These people wanna hear me sing another song! Take your ass back over there and sit down ya meely mouth basturd!"

| | All of the men get rowdy as Steve gets the same way. Stone Cold then laughs and he see's someone in the crowd and he calls him up and he wants him to sing a song as the scene fades | |

| | END SCENE : THE DOOR IS OPEN | |


 
 
 
 
 
 


| | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD PLAYS POOL | |

| | The cameras return as we see Stone Cold at a pool table shooting pool in a game against some guy who's drunk. Austin then takes a shot and makes the shot | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "2 more and you owe me a beer man."

| | The guy nods as he stagger and then Austin shoots a tough shot and banks it in off the far wall! The guy isn't even paying attention. Stone Cold laughs | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "1 more and you can sit down jackass."

| | Austin thinks about his next shot. He walks around the table and then sets up and takes the shot and hits it! The guy claps for Steve as do several others who were paying attention | |

| | Danny | | "The Pool Shark" "Go get'cha a beer buddy..."

| | Stone Cold then walks over to the bar and sit's down. The tavern is empting out now and Steve is the only 1 at the bar as he talks to the bartender | |

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "What ya need handsome?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I just whooped that guys ass at pool and he said to get all I wanted so I need 12 beers please..."

| | The woman then gives a weird look | |

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "12? You sure honey?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Of course I am! Didn't you hear me singin'? I'm all dried up now! I need a beverage! And then another!"

| | The woman then laughs as she fixes the drinks. Steve then begins to talk as he is obviously close to being wasted | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I gotta whoop some guys ass named Rhino Sundee night..He thinks hes bad but he ain't got a thing on me. I'm one Bad Mother Fucker! I will stomp a mudhole in anyones ass and walk it dry!"

| | The woman then brings all of the drinks back and sits them down 1 by 1 | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Thanks very much, just what I needed!"

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "So Steve, it was good to see ya come home! Its been awhile!"

| | Debra then comes walking up and sits down beside Steve | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Yeah it has, me and Debra been looking for work and we got hired by the CWF."

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "Yeah I've seen it on tv, pretty good place eh?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Yeah it's alright, I can open as much whoop ass as I want there!"

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "Oh yeah you can! But I'm a big fan of Rhino. I remember him in..."

| | Stone Cold then looks at the bartender pissed off | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | The lady then backs up a little | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You like that sorry basturd?!"

| | Suzzy | | "The Bartender" "Your my favorite Steve, your everyones favorite, hell your the hometown guy!"

| | Stone Cold then smirks | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You bet'chur ass I am! And I will open a whole case of whoop ass on that sunuvabitch Rhino Sundee night you can bet your bottom dollar on that! That beedy eyed basturd doesn't want to piss me off! Like I always say, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!!"

| | Debra then speaks as she is just thinking outloud | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "That girl that was with R Kelly should have thought of that..."

| | Stone Cold then looks at Debra funny | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Nothing..."

| | Stone Cold then smiles at the bartender | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Do you like cookies?"

| | The woman shrugs and nods a little | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Well my wife has some in the truck, why don't you eat a few, they are good! I ate 3 of um on the way here..."

| | Debra then smiles as she pats Steve on the back | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "They disappeared so quick I didn't know where they went! But yeah come on I got a fresh batch I packed today!"

| | The woman then follows Debra out of the room as Steve pulls the cookies out of his side pocket of his jeans and then he throws them against the wall and they put holes in the wall as Steve looks suprised | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Those would of killed my buzz!"

| | Stone Cold then continues to drink as the camera shows from the side view and we see VINCE MCMAHON standing behind Austin as the camera fades with Debra and the bartender walking back in | |




| | END SCENE : STONE COLD PLAYS POOL | |


 
 
 
 
 
 

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