Roleplay Title: Highlight Of The Night?? This Is!
Next Match: VS  Chris Jericho
 

 



 
 



| | BEGIN SCENE : HERE COMES STONE COLD | |

| | The scene opens up at The Gund Arena in Cleveland Ohio as the fans are waiting for the next step of the night, the setting is the ringside area as a dark match has just ended and suddenly we see a door covereing the entrance to the ramp that says AUSTIN 3:16 written in white on a black background and the fans cheer loudly as they notice it when the camera hits it. Then suddenly the glass shatters and Stone Cold's music hits and the fans roar to their feet as Stone Cold walks thru the glass that shattered! Austin walks down the ramp with a fast pace as the fans go wild. Austin reaches the ring, he climbs the steel steps in the southwest corner and gets onto the apron and quickly into the ring under the top rope. Austin then trash talks as he heads over and climbs to the middle rope of the northeast corner and raises his arms into the air. Stone Cold then gets down and comes over and climbs onto the southwest corner and raises his arms into the air as the fans go wild. Stone Cold gets down and walks over and gets a microphone. The fans cheer as Stone Cold begins to talk | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "First off let me say that he feels damn good to be back in a wrestling ring! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | For a fact you can believe that the whoop ass will continue to happen! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Do you know what my watch is telling me? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's telling me...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...That Sundee' night Stone Cold Steve Austin...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Is gonna open a big fat can of whoop ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said whoop ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Extra large can! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | On Chris Jerichos ASS! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in that sumbitches ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The highlight of the night? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Stone Cold Stunners are the highlight of the night! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said Stone Cold Stunners! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And Chris Jericho...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You will get a highlight to your night Sundee night! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A Stone Cold Stunner! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Put some stank on it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | BAM! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Jerichos ass is on the mat for the 1...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...2...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...3...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | No more Jericho! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Chris Jericho you can bring your little haircut and your little beard...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Look at'cha...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Looks like you got for hair on your chin than most have on their heads! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It makes me sick! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said it makes me sick! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Makes me hurl! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Vommit! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Throw up! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | PUKE! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Face it Jericho, your not Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your not the man I am. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Your from Canada...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Yeah this sum bitch is Canadian! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Tell me about it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But I'm from Texas! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Austin Texas! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So Chris Jericho, you bring your little haircut and your little beard and all that BS, and you bring a spoon because Stone Cold Steve Austin has a big fat can of whoop ass that I'm gonna serve you! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats what my watch is telling me Jericho!"

| | The fans cheer as Stone Cold pauses and then he begins again | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stone Cold in Cleveland...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...You know, today I was on my way here and I got hungry! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Starvin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Needed food! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So I stopped at a little resteraunt...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Momma's Place! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I said it was Momma's Place! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So I went in...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Got some Mashed Taters! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Green Beans! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Okra! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | More Taters! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And a big fat STEAK! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It was good! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But it made me thirsty...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...I said it made me thirsty! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So I got a beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And then another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Another! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I sat my ass on that barstool and drank a 12 pack! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | They kept coming and I kept drankin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Swallowing! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Guzzling! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | GETTIN DRUNK! | | The Fans Cheer | | So Stone Cold Steve Austin is feelin good tonight! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Feelin my cheerios! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Feeling like I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Larger Than Life! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | The Highlight Of The Night! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | AHHHH SHUT UP! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You make me wanna come out here and kick your ass Chris Jericho! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You flap your little gums and try to insult people but you won't insult Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Cause I'll stick my size 13 boot up your ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So far that when you open your mouth my boot's tongue will come out not yours! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats along way! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Either way you look at it Jericho you and Stone Cold Steve Austin are gonna go at it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Wrestle! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Stone Colds gonna kick some ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And Chris Jericho you will be number one on the Stone Cold hitlist! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This is a list you don't wanna be on! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You silly basturd! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Dumb son of a bitch! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Stone Cold has a Stunner for you! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | It's waiting for you! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Sundee night you get 1! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | With some stank on it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I'm walking down this damn aisle...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...gettin in this ring...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...and stomping a mudhole in your ass...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...and walkin that sumbtich dry!"

| | The fans yell WHAT? as Stone Cold pauses and then he rubs his goatee and then the top of his head and he begins to think as the fans cheer | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "When I look around the cWf wanna know what I see? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I see a man by the name of RhYno as the World Champion....| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Thats exactly what I said! WHAT? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This no name retarded sum bitch running around with something that belongs to Stone Cold steve Austin and you wanna know what that is? | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Thats the CWF World Title! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And Rhyno has it?! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | NUH UH! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | That ain't gonna happen because this sum bitch better watch his back! Because 100% Whoop Ass happens when you get into this ring with The Bionic Redneck and Rhyno you better watch your back because you never know where Stone Cold is and which way he is coming! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I can jump you from behind and just like that your out! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | STUNNER! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You carry my Title and keep it clean because your days as Champ as numbered! Stone Cold Steve Austin will become the CWF Champion! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Just as soon as that chickenshit gets the guys to face me. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I know your scared RhYno. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | A real Champion shouldn't be scared, the CWF Champ should be able to defend the Title at any time and if you want a ass whoopin give me a shot! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Or I will run thru each and every single so called superstar on this roster until there is only 1 man left Rhyno and that is you and you don't want that! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | So I'm puttin all these people on notice, Stone Cold has a can of whoop ass for each and every single 1 of you so come and get your can now or wait and Stone Cold will find you! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | That Title belongs to me Rhyno, it makes me tick and I will have it! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Like it or not I don't care! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | WHAT?"

| | The fans cheer as Stone Cold pauses | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Either way you look at it...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...Stone Cold steve Austin is back! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And I'm gonna drink beer! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And raise some hell like never before! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Stunners are free and if anyone wants one they know where to find them at! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But the first Stunner will be handed to Chirs Jericho. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You come out here running your mouth like your some big shit because you were the first Undisputed Champion...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...When you say that...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...it pisses me off! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And if there is one thing you don't never do that is piss off a Rattlesnake! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | This Sunday night Jericho you find out that Stone Cold Steve Austin is still the same. I haven't changed, I'm still the same man who beat each and every single 1 of you basturds a few years ago! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I'm still the man who drinks more beer than anyone on this earth! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | I'm still the same man who beats his bosses ass! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Ask Vince McMahon...| | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |...he remembers! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | But I begin a new chapter now. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | And you Jericho will be the first! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You bring your little ass down that ramp and get into this ring Sundee night and I will kick your ass like never before! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You will find out why Stone Cold Steve Austin is one hell raising machine! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | Who gives a rats ass about all the little nicknames you got for yourself. | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | | You bring all them nicknames and I'll stomp them into this mat too! Either way it goes Jericho your time is up! | | The Fans Yell WHAT? | |

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!

CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!

| | The fans go wild as Stone Colds music plays and he throws the mic out into the crowd and comes over and demands a beer. The music still playing, he gets a beer and then he wants another! They throw him another and he wants another! The person ringside tosses another into the ring and then he goes over and climbs the southeast corner and opens them all and pours all three into his mouth at one time and then he throws the cans into the crowd and raises his arms giving the Stone Cold Salute as the camera fades | |

| | END SCENE : HERE COMES STONE COLD | |


 
 
 
 
 
 

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