Roleplay Title: !FREE! Stone Cold Stunners !FREE!
Next Match: VS  Chris Jericho
 

 




| | BEGIN SCENE : THE BIONIC COUPLE TALK | |

| | The scene begins from Cleveland Ohio where tonight the cWf is in the house for a house show at The Gund Arena. The fans are jam packed into the building. 22,123 are in attendance for the night expecting a big show! The setting is backstage as we see Stone Cold Steve Austin and Debra sitting in their locker room as Stone Cold is relaxing, obviously thinking while Debra is pacing around anxiously | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Stop movin your makin me nervous!"

| | Debra then stops and places her hand on her hip | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Well excuse me for being bored!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Bored? I guess a Kurt Angle promo is on eh?"

| | Debra then gives Steve a confused look and shrugs | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "I dunno..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "So sit down, I'm trying to think..."

| | Debra comes and sits beside Stone Cold and smiles as she looks at him | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Nothing..."

| | Debra then smiles and blinks her eyes at Stone Cold as he gets up and begins pacing around the ring | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I gotta wrestle Chris Jericho....Him and his silly little beard...Look at 'em! He has more hair on his chin than his head and that ticks me off!"

| | Debra nods in agreement | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "It looks icky!"

| | Stone Cold stops pacing and looks at Debra funny | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Icky? WHAT? It isn't icky, it makes me mad!"

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "What?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Gets under my skin!"

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "It annoys me!"

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "IT PISSES ME OFF!"

| | Debra now catches on as she gives an 'Ahhh' look | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Ok I got ya now..."

| | Stone Cold interupts Debra | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "King Of The World? Stone Cold Steve Austin is the king of the world! Stone Cold Steve Austin is the 1 who is larger than life...Not Chris Jericho...Look at 'em, with his long blonde hair...After I stomp a mudhole in his ass and walk that sum bitch dry I'm gonna cut that basturd off and whoop his ass wit it!"

| | Debra nods again | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "That canadian basturd will get what is coming to him! You just..."

| | Debra then stands up and interupts Steve | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Steve...I think I know what you need..."

| | Debra then smiles at Steve | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "I think you need a nice...big...warm...pie!"

| | The fans cheer loudly as Stone Cold gets a shocked look on his face and Debra smiles | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra nods again | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Yep! And I have what ya need honey..."

| | Debra then goes over to the fridge in their locker room and out of the mini fridge she pulls an apple pie! She then smells it as she walks over. Steve has a scared look on his face | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "But I'm....I'm not hungry I just ate some pork chops..."

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Steve I spent 3 hours baking this pie for you, you have to eat it!"

| | Steve still looks scared as Debra begins to get sad | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "You just think my food is nasty..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No I just..."

| | Debra looks at Steve looking sad | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Pleeeeasseee?"

| | Debra then frowns as Steve swallows hard | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Ok I'll eat it..."

| | Debra seems a little happier now | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Good! But Steve I'll be right back I have to go and get you a spoon and a plate, I'll be right back!"

| | Steve waves as Debra heads off | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Take your time sweetie..."

| | Stone Cold then looks for a place to stash the pie but can not find a spot! He tries to put it under the couch but he takes it back out. He begins to run wild looking for somwhere to hide it but suddenly a knock is heard on the door as Stone Cold stops and then takes a medium sized piece and crams it into his mouth as the door opens and into the room comes DOINK THE CLOWN! Stone Cold stands and looks at Doink as Doink smiles and Stone Cold has a mouthful of pie. He then spits alot of it out as it obviously is nasty. Doink then pulls out a blow up rope and blows it up and makes a monkey out of it and hands it to Stone Cold. Stone Cold looks at it and then he throws it down onto the ground and stomps on it and it pop's as Doink looks sad | |

| | Doink | | "The Clown Without A Frown" "Why did you just spank your monkey?!"

| | Stone Cold looks at him funny still holding onto the pie | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Doink | | "The Clown Without A Frown" "That monkey was to make you smile! Want another?"

| | Doink then pulls out another and tries to make 1 but Steve takes it and throws it down | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Who in the hell are you?"

| | Doink | | "The Clown Without A Frown" "I'm Doink The Clown!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Im Drunk The Ass Kicker!"

| | The fans cheer as Steve smiles a little and then Stone Cold has a thought as his smile turns evil | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Do you like...pie?"

| | Doink then smiles and shakes his head | |

| | Doink | | "The Clown Without A Frown" "I love funny pie!"

| | Stone Cold looks at Doink weird | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT? Well let Stone Cold Steve Austin give you some pie, this is for you Dink.."

| | Doink | | "The Clown Without A Frown" "It's Doink...But thankies for the pie!!"

| | Stone Cold looks at Doink weird but hands him the pie | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Enjoy!"

| | Doink then takes a bite of the pie and he chews it as he smiles and Stone Cold waits. But Doinks frown turns upside down as the fans laugh | |

| | Doink | | "The Clown Without A Frown" "This is...different..."

| | Stone Cold looks at Doink weird | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Doink then hands the pie back and spits the pie out of his mouth | |

| | Doink | | "The Clown Without A Frown" "Here you can have it I'm not hungry..."

| | Stone Cold gets the pie and then he smashes it into Doinks face as the fans cheer and then the door opens and Debra walks it! Stone Cold see's her and then he kicks Doink in the stomach and nails a STONE COLD STUNNER and Doink hits the floor hard! Debra then yells at Stone Cold | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Steve! Don't hurt IT!"

| | Debra then comes over and helps Doink as he laies hurting | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "What did he do to you?! He's a movie star Steve! He's IT!"

| | Stone Cold gets a scared look on his face | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "He...He...."

| | Debra stands up and puts her hand on her hip | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "And why is my pie on the floor?!"

| | Stone Cold swallows hard and Debra snaps her fingers some more | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Well...this basturd came in here and he....He took my pie you gave me!"

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold then goes along with it | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "This clown basturd took the pie and he threatened to scare me and you know clowns scare me..."

| | Debra then nods | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "But when he grabbed it and crammed it all in his mouth I waitied and then he insulted my wife!"

| | Debra gets a mean look on her face | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold then nods | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "He said that pie tasted like 3 day old taters!"

| | Debra gets a shocked look on her face | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "He said my wife was a redneck trailor..."

| | Debra sounds upset now | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Well I'm glad you gave it to him!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "But then he said that...I can't say it..."

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "He said your pie was...crusty!"

| | Debra then kicks Doink as he is down | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "You stupid clown guy!"

| | Stone Cold then stomps Doink as he grabs Debra and leads her out | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Come on Deb lets go..."

| | The scene fades as Stone Cold and Debra leave the locker room | |

| | END SCENE : THE BIONIC COUPLE TALK | |


 
 
 
 
 
 


| | BEGIN SCENE : STONE COLD IN TROUBLE | |

| | The scene returns as Stone Cold and Debra are heading towards the ring when they see Goldust standing by the restroom twitching bad. Debra walks over and Steve follows | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Hey sweetie, you ok?"

| | Goldy then twitches even more | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I think the basturd has to piss!"

| | Goldy continues to twitch as Debra looks weird at him | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "I think he is sick.."

| | Stone Cold the mumbles | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I bet he ate some of your cookies..."

| | Debra looks at Steve mean | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Steve acts as if he knows nothing | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Goldy then stops twitching and talks to the couple | |

| | Goldust | | "The Shock Of The CWF" "Hey Steve hey Deeeb Deeebra!"

| | Steve looks at Goldy weird | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You been drinking?"

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "You doin ok Goldust?"

| | Goldust then nods | |

| | Goldust | | "The Shock Of The CWF" "I'm fine but I sure could go for some of that pie you cooked too bad Steve Thrreeewww threewwww it awwaa...way! Away!"

| | Debra then looks shocked as she looks at Steve and he shrugs | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "STEVE!"

| | Stone Cold looks innocently at Debra | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Goldust then begins to point at Steve | |

| | Goldust | | "The Shock Of The CWF" "He put it in Clooooww clowns faaay face! Then BOOO boo boom! Stunner! Stank! Stun! Stunner!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Don't listen to this drunk basturd! I was eating that pie before some jackass came in and stole it!"

| | Debra looks mean again at Steve | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "You lying?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra then walks off | |

| | Debra | | "The Princess Of Puppies" "Come on Steve we have to go.."

| | Stone Cold then begins to walk away behind Debra but stops and flips off Goldy and Goldy gets scared and nearly falls as the scene fades | |

| | END SCENE : STONE COLD IN TROUBLE | |


 
 
 
 
 
 

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